#Ideas are free

[bafflinghaze]

Story ideas from my backlog that will never be written 😭 #4

Transmigrating to the Ancient Times with Poison system to become the Noble Imperial Concubine!!–wait, no, sorry, no can do, I’m gay~

Summary:

Lou Lixuan dies saving a woman, only to be transmigrated to an unfamiliar ancient era into the body of a young girl named Li Xuan, who is about to be sold off after a series of unlucky engagements. An Administration System grandly announces to her: congratulations! If you do this, coincidentally meet the Emperor, enter the Imperial Harem, and use your Poison System, and scheme to become the most powerful Nobel Imperial Concubine! If you’re smart, you can even become the Empress!

Lou Lixuan: *gag* Sorry, no can do, I’m gay~.... and I’m a doctor! F*ck off!

After throwing the annoying Administration System into a black room, Lou Lixuan runs away, finds a candidate wife who is much better than the Emperor, and uses her new Medicine Refining system to help others! (And help herself.)

Thank goodness for the Medicine Refining System, since Lou Lixuan is a doctor, not a pharmacist!

Would contain if it existed:

GL

making money

being a doctor (?)

a strong (literally) female love interest

teaching and boosting other women

building her own town with her rules

Notes:

I have 13 page document with +5000 words outlining what would happen and other random notes. It was inspired by all the Ancient China BL stories that I've read. It's a shame when modern characters (men) in these stories transmigrate to the past and then continue to perpetuate the sexism of that era. Hence, why don't I write a GL??!!

However, I don't really read much GL so I have no idea if this kind of story already exists. I was also wary that I would get weary of writing so many sexist characters for the villains, and with other things I'm writing, this idea was eventually shelved 😔

[baddywronglegs]

Here's a useless thought my head just supplied me with that I absolutely can't use.

Co-op game where if one player sees another, they die.

Both die? Just the one who does the seeing? Just the one who is seen? All players or just one crucial character? Do reflections count?

"Don't turn around. I'm right behind you. I'm going to put the mcguffin down behind you and go around the corner, I'll tell you when it's safe to turn around; let me know when you're looking away again."

[moethh]

praying for your mutuals is honestly so freaking funny

[dreemurr-reborn]

She listens only to the classics

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

[akascow]

i have this picture as my current desktop screen so everytime i close my laptop i say ‘game over’ and slam it shut

[pansylair]

figuring out some cute flowerbeast pin concepts!

if you’re interested in possibly purchasing one in the future, please feel free to let me know, feedback really helps push things forward and confirms production can happen. :-)

[my-autism-adhd-blog]

Why self-diagnosed autistics are valid

medical diagnosis can be expensive

humans are the experts on their own minds

family may prevent assessment

diagnosis criteria is a poor checklist of stereotypes

diagnosis criteria ignores gender, race, sexuality, culture & more

medical diagnosis confirms autism, but doesn't create it

discrimination within the medical profession may prevent diagnosis.

Assessment waiting lists often long

medical trauma may make assessment unfeasible

Neurodiverse Journeys

[mokeonn]

"But if college was free, then people would abuse that and get useless degrees" hell yeah I would! If I could go to college without debt I would make it my job to get a degree in every little thing that interested me. I'd get a doctorate in film studies. I'd have a bachelor's degree for every science I like. I'd try to learn at least 5 languages with varying results. I would learn something "useful" like coding and then follow it up with a ""useless"" degree like art history. I'd be the world record speed run holder for getting every degree possible.

But I can't afford college without going into massive debt, so instead I spent the last 5 years trying to figure out what I am passionate enough about to consider going into debt over, because unfortunately being passionate about everything is extremely expensive to pursue.

[bafflinghaze]

Story ideas from my backlog that will never be written 😭 #1

CEO Draco Malfoy and Farmer Harry Potter and that time they were reborn back into their 4th year at Hogwarts

Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter’s history was tumultuous, to say the least. Yet, somehow, after many years, the two of them fell in love, got married, and enjoyed domestic bliss.

They didn’t expect to suddenly get reborn together 5 minutes before the 3rd task of the Triwizard Tournament in their 4th Year.

Couldn’t the great unknown forces at least give them a few more days before the 3rd task? Or maybe take them back to the start of the 4th year? Or the start of their 1st year? Was that too much to ask?

Forget it, this was a one-in-a-lifetime chance. So, after dealing with annoying matters, Draco and Harry immediately pick up their professions again. Draco was going to become one of the richest men in the world and Harry was going to become an Auror-retiree looking for new meaning in life.

Everyone else: Wait, what?

Would contain if it existed:

more crack!

less death!

dramatics!

bad homework ethics!

Notes:

This story idea was strongly inspired by Reborn with an Old Enemy on the Day of our Marriage 和宿敌结婚当天一起重生了, after which I went into a rabbit hole of reading regression drarry fics on AO3. However, after reading reading those fics on AO3, none of them had the same kind of ~dramatics~ and overpoweredness that Reborn with an Old Enemy had, hence the birth of this story idea.

It would have been full of crack (treated seriously), full of Draco acting like a domineering CEO who treats money as dirt, full of Harry being a hero but also making his little farming plot on Hogwarts grounds...

Unfortunately, I barely remember what happened in the later HP books, and add in my lack of time to write a 100+ chapter fic, this story idea was shelved 😭

[ludowoods]

so i recently tried to hack my ps2 and after everything i can say it's like, technically easy but the documentation is a godless wasteland compared to n*ntendo systems. one of the major forums has IP banned like half the world including me before i even visited it and most of the text guides are outdated but the more recent ones are 💀 video guides (also frequently outdated)

anyway so my friend and i decided to try to make a couple 3ds.hacks.guide style guides for the ps2. if you have a fat ps2 you can use the internal hdd guide and if you have a slim ps2 you can use the ESR disc method

[drawerbread]

happy pride month fellow gay ppl on my screen!! have some griddlehark (figure skating au)

[spider-shoes]

on the inevitable and loving despite, despite // a revisitation of this

various wikipedia pages / carl sagan / why the sun chases the moon / war of the foxes - richard siken / drunk drivers, killer whales - car seat headrest / saturn - sleeping at last / pale blue dot, photo from voyager / lighthousekeeping - jeanette winterson / ann druyan / new york times / neil degrasse tyson / david jones

[iero]

THE BREAKFAST CLUB (1985)

+ IMDb trivia | in/sp.

[albanenechi]

drawing bases #18

stimming refs✨✨✨

[krowbby]

Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

🌅peach-bi-street

who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

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helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

🌅↺peach-bi-street

oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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💌postal-service-top Follow

saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

🌚↺lesbianbaker

i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

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No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

🐶↺wufflesgirl Follow

are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

🥁↺evenmoremendeddrum Follow

peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

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Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

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assassins got them

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