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Reviews of The Ogre's Wife
I am very grateful for the reviews I got for this book, back in 2010. Thanks to Ian Gregson, Luke Kennard and Rachel Allen. As one gets older, it’s easy to feel forgotten about and unacknowledged, as the ambiance changes. But re-reading these reviews makes me feel much better. They can be found on my website here. I also remember with fondness reading the title poem for a workshop on poetic…
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In Death's Realm: The Playlist
Death came to those in the image of those they missed the most in life, and often many greeted death more than once, some like an old friend at the end of a long life. As for me, Death took my mother when my sister was just a baby, and I was a preteen, at the demand of our family, as a punishment for crimes for loving a man. Death to my sister and I could not come to us in the form of our mother, for death in their realm was courting my mother. Death has feelings, death weeps, death feels anger, death has hopes and dreams, and death has a heart.
Track Listing:
Pain, Loss, & Love by Rupert Gregson-Williams
Hide & Seek by Amber Run
Thnks fr th Mmrs by Fall Out Boy
Welcome To The Black Parade by My Chemical Romance
Lazarus by David Bowie
Join Me In Death by HIM
Yesterday’s Feelings by The Used
coney island by Taylor Swift & The National
One More Light by Linkin Park
Everybody Wants To Rule The World by Lorde
A Little Piece of Heaven by Avenged Sevenfold
exile by Taylor Swift ft Bon Iver
You Are the Moon by The Hush Sound
Take Me to Church by Hozier
How to Save a Life by The Fray
Helena by My Chemical Romance
Hallelujah by HAIM
I Will Follow You into the Dark by Death Cab For Cutie
Sara by Fleetwood Mac
Icarus by Bastille
The Graveyard Near The House by The Airborne Toxic Event
#fortunate souls#playlist#fanmix#cillian murphy#india eisley#angelina jolie#sir ian mckellen#music#rupert gregson williams#amber run#fall out boy#mcr#my chemical romance#david bowie#HIM#the used#taylor swift#the national#linkin park#lorde#avenged sevenfold#a7x#bon iver#the hush sound#hozier#the fray#haim#death cab for cutie#fleetwood mac#bastille
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Fright will be released on 4K Ultra HD + Blu-ray on November 5. The 1971 British horror/thriller is considered a precursor to the slasher film.
Peter Collinson (The Italian Job) directs from a script written by Tudor Gates (Barbarrella). Susan George, Ian Bannen, Honor Blackman, and John Gregson star.
The film is presented in 4K (SDR) from a 2018 scan of the 35mm original camera negative. Special features are listed below.
Special features:
Audio Commentary by Film Historian Howard S. Berger (new)
Interview with Film Historian Kim Newman
Theatrical Trailer
Teenage babysitter Amanda (Susan George) arrives at the Lloyd home to watch their young son for the evening. But it seems that the strangely nervous Mrs. Lloyd is hiding a shocking secret … a secret that has just escaped from a nearby insane asylum and is now desperately trying to get inside the house. What must Amanda endure to survive the ultimate night of Fright?
Pre-order Fright.
#fright#horror#slashers#70s horror#1970s horror#british horror#kino lorber#peter collinson#susan george#ian bannen#honor blackman#dvd#gift#70s movies#1970s movies#kim newman
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music tag games 🎶
is it cheating to put them all in one post when everyone’s doing it?
thank you to everyone who tagged me i had a full day’s worth of music recs to listen to and bts songs to revisit happy hondadays to ME!
game #1: using your spotify top 100 playlist, shuffle 10 songs and tag 10 people.
thank you @cordiallyfuturedwight @wistfulocean and @seoksao for the tag! 💕
i will give the number they were on my list as well
99. Jackie Onassis by Sammy Rae & The Friends
51. Wild Roses by Jack Van Cleaf
73. Stick Season by Noah Kahan
92. New Shapes (feat. Christine and the Queens and Carolin Polachek) by Charli XCX
80. First Thing to Go by Hayley Williams
70. Mic Drop (Steve Aoki Remix) - Full Length Edition by BTS
88. religion (u can lay your hands on me) by Shura
63. No Blueberries by DPR IAN, DPR LIVE, CL
89. Lights by BTS
8. Vibez by ZAYN
game #2 (sponsored by kim taehyung): 💛 choose an artist you like and use the name of their songs to answer this as close to the truth as possible!
tagged by @cordiallyfuturedwight @jiminsproof @blueside-hobi @wistfulocean @seoksao thank you you guys are so creative these were so fun to read!
name of the artist: Halsey (it was working too well i had to go for it)
what is your gender: I am not a woman, I’m a god (“i’m god” - kim taehyung)
describe yourself: Ashley (you don’t need to be entertained. i’m entertaining myself)
how do you feel: Alone (but in a good way, an “i needed this” way 😌)
if you could go anywhere, where would it be: Roman Holiday
describe your best friend: Darling 🥰
your favourite time of day: 3am
if your life was a tv show, what would it be called: Still Learning
what is life to you: Hurricane, Heaven in Hiding
relationship status: Bad at Love 😬
what do you fear: Strangers (”i’m a little shy” - kim taehyung), Devil in Me (”i’m a bad boy” - kim taehyung)
game #3: share your top 5 current songs
tagged by @clutterbugs thank you emma!!! i feel like i get to use the free space in scrabble
1. Kiss in My Heart by Junk Fujiyama
i discovered this song a while back on a city pop playlist i think? and it’s been stuck in my head recently (even before indigo!) so i’ve been playing it. it’s just a fun happy song, it sounds like the artist is smiling as he’s singing it
2. ILLELLA by MAMAMOO
another super fun song and i didn’t think it was possible but i am gayer because of it. i have so many feelings about this i will have to hold myself back but i am v i b r a t i n g something’s about to break
3. girl like me by Blessing
this song is acoustic but i think also r&b influenced? i like how the lyrics are somewhat specific but the insecurity is she’s talking about is still super relatable to a lot of people and the singer’s voice is kind of unique
4. complex (demo) by Katie Gregson-MacLeod
this song is just kinda heartbreaking tbh at the end of the day it’s your typical woman trying to “save” a man who's too far gone to spare her a second thought story but the vocals really carry the emotion across in a way i don’t hear all the time so i think it’s worth a listen if you...want to feel sad
5. Ketchum, ID by Julien Baker, Phoebe Bridgers, Lucy Dacus
i have been in a folksy mood lately and i think a few julien baker/phoebe bridgers/lucy daucus songs came up in my listening and that reminded me about this album. this is my favorite song from it. i think the line “i am never anywhere anywhere i go, when i’m home i’m never there long enough to know” is just really hitting for me rn? i also can’t get over how this is the last song on the album they ended the whole album with
BONUS GAME! i wasn’t tagged in this but i wanted to share this while i’m here in case anyone was interested in doing this for themselves. if you have spotify this bot will judge you for your music taste. it’s like the anti-spotify wrapped. this is what they had to say about mine:
i will tag @joon-rkive, @cheekyquokka, @mutedstring, @jinsquishes, @senor-hoberto and anyone who tagged me in one game but hasn’t been tagged in one of the others (does that make sense?). no pressure just if any of the games interest you 💕 feel free to ignore me!!!
#tag: i'm it!#cordiallyfuturedwight#wistfulocean#jiminsproof#blueside-hobi#seoksao#clutterbugs#joon-rkive#cheekyquokka#mutedstring#jinsquishes#senor-hoberto#i was relatively normal about this be proud of me please
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CALIFICACIÓN PERSONAL: 6.5 / 10
Título Original: Infinite
Año: 2021
Duración: 106 min
País: Estados Unidos
Dirección: Antoine Fuqua
Guion: John Lee Hancock, Ian Shorr. Novela: D. Eric Maikranz
Música: Harry Gregson-Williams
Fotografía: Mauro Fiore
Reparto: Mark Wahlberg, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Sophie Cookson, Dylan O'Brien, Rupert Friend, Wallis Day, Jóhannes Haukur Jóhannesson, Kae Alexander, Jason Mantzoukas, Tom Hughes, Toby Jones
Productora: Di Bonaventura Pictures, Paramount Pictures. Distribuidora: Paramount Pictures
Género: Action; Sci-Fi; Thriller
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6654210/
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Rules Free Radio Apr 2
Tuesdays 2pm - 5pm EST Rules Free Radio With Steve Caplan bombshellradio.com On the next Rules Free Radio with Steve Caplan, we’ll hear new and recent music by The Cynz, Halo Maud, The Northern Belle, Green Day, Meatbodies, Kate Clover, Mary Timony, Liam Gallagher and John Squire, Sam Evian, Waxahatchee, Julia Holter, Adrianne Lenker, and Pan American & Kramer. Classics and others by The Beaches, Japanther, Stories, The Left Banke, Tallies, The Detroit Cobras, Robin Lane & The Chartbusters, The Wondermints, Joni Mitchell, Jimmie Spheeris, The Zombies, The Lovin’ Spoonful, Ellie Pop, Andrew Gold, Laura Nyro, The Smoking Trees, Ian & The Zodiacs, XTC, The Moody Blues, John Foxx, Wire, and a bunch of others. The Cynz - The Only One Robin Lane & The Chartbusters - Don't Cry Tallies - Hearts Underground The Northern Belle - Fresh Dew Drippin' Halo Maud - Last Day Song StrateJacket - Bad Start Green Day - Strange Days Are Here to Stay Kate Clover - Here Comes The Love Bomb Drinking Boys and Girls Choir - My Second Universe The Beaches - If a Tree Falls Meatbodies - Silly Cybin Bee Gees - Every Christian-hearted Man Will Show You Japanther - 125th and Riverside Stories - Please, Please The Left Banke - Shadows Breaking Over My Head The Moody Blues - It's Up To You Jason Isbell & The Unit 400 - When My Baby's Beside Me Buffalo Springfield - On The Way Home Goldie & The Gingerbreads - Look For Me Baby Ian & The Zodiacs - Tired Of Waiting For You The Detroit Cobras - Brainwashed XTC - Earn Enough For Us John Foxx - Lose All Sense Of Time Wire - The Art of Persistence The Asteroid No.4 - Hand Grenade Mary Timony - No Thirds The Wondermints - Shine Liam Gallagher & John Squire - Just Another Rainbow Andrew Gold - Freelove Baby Ellie Pop - Seems I've Changed The Smoking Trees - Imagination Sam Evian - Rollin' In Waxahatchee - Crimes of the Heart The Lovin Spoonful - Darling Be Home Soon Clive Gregson - Northern Sky Adrianne Lenker - Evol The Zombies - I Want To Fly Nik Bärtsch’s Ronin - Modul 60 Laura Nyro - Captain for Dark Mornings Julia Holter - Something in the Room She Moves Jimmie Spheeris - Long Way From China Joni Mitchell - Sisotowbell Lane Pan American, Kramer - A Mountain is an Ancestor Read the full article
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Ian M. Bailey- We Live In Strange Times (Kool Kat Musik)
Ian and Daniel Wylie are at it again, bringing us their third project together. Loved the last two and this one is just as good. All songs co-written; all songs recorded and produced at Ian’s home studio Small Space Studios, England with strings, once again, arranged by Alan Gregson. Alan also contributes Hammond, bass synth, lap steel, Rhodes piano, dobro, and brush drum. The press kit says it all with “musically inspired by such greats as The Beatles, The Byrds, CSN, Gene Clark, Moody Blues and Eric Burdon’s War to name but a few of some of our greatest songwriting and musical predecessors.” Yup, we’re getting more jangle pop we all love from these guys.
“The Last Chime” kicks off the album with those jangling guitar and harmonies we love with thoughtful lyrics added to this opening gem. “Love has a way of making you feel everything’s grey and life is surreal. Real love will last a lifetime; Real love will hear the last chime.” Next up, “It’s Summer Rain,” slows the mood down a bit, but those gorgeous harmonies blow me away! “Rain will fall on us and evaporate in the sunshine so pray for rain. It keeps us alive; pray for sunshine. There’s a continent on fire and the people there have just one desire. So, pray for rain. It keeps us alive; pray for sunshine.” Track 3 is “Mother Nature (Giving Out Signs).” Do you remember Daniel’s song “A Beautiful Sunrise”? This kind of reminds me of it lyrically(“Mother Nature blew my mind, with a beautiful sunrise,” but it ends there.) This has a Beatles’ vibe complete with a sitar sound and soaring Led Zeppelin “Kashmir” strings. Next, “The Clock Is Ticking, “ has mysterious keyboards of organ and piano, as well as a beautiful chorus. “Are we listening, are we listening, are we listening, angels are calling, angels are falling.”
Track 5, “She Waltzes With The Devil,” is the only instrumental on the album. It’s a rockin’ guitar jam that kicks in with a rollicking organ ride reminiscent of The B-52’s “Planet Claire.” “Dance Around The Room,” slows things down again to a beautiful song filled with gentle acoustic guitar, twangy steel guitar, and those beautiful harmonies again. “So, make all your muscles move now; make all your muscles move now; make all your muscles move now and dance around the room.” “Pray For Me” is by far my favorite on the album. A beautiful upbeat, but sad song about divorce. “the ring is off my finger and you are off my mind; well the car is my play thing, you say I can keep it, but here’s the sting; you get to keep the children and you will get the house.“ The chorus says it all, “Tragedy got me down on my knees; I’m begging pray for me, pray for me.” “California Desert Sundown” is a softer, highly detailed slow song that really gives us the spirit of California. Ian or Daniel must have spent some time there to fully capture this. Again, the chorus is beautiful, “California, California. I want you, I want you. I want you, yeah, I want you.” Another amazing touch of “wah-wah” guitar work here.
Track 9, “The Sweet Smell Of Roses,” is another soft, beautiful love song. The strings really add a nice touch here to capture the mood. “And I want everything to be, just as long as you agree, always waiting for you, always seeking a truce.” The title track, “We Live In Strange Times, “ sneaks in with a sitar sound and then pops in with blasting guitars and soaring harmonies. “I’ve been waiting; I’ve been patient; nothing ever goes the way we’ve planned; the tide it comes to wash away the land. I’ve been around, baby I’ve been around, baby I’ve been around. We live in strange times; baby I’ve been around.”
Track 11, “Country Girl,” is another slower, acoustic number with a touch of twang and strings. “Heaven is above you; under stars I’ll love you. In the great wide open; open up your heart.” The album comes to close with, “The Moon Floats On A Cloud.” A beautiful story with flight imagery that reminds me of Mason Williams’ “Classical Gas” only this song shares a plane ride. “A late-night plane from somewhere; a ghost ship heading home; the humming of the engines; a silent tired yawn; the engines may be loud; the moon floats on a cloud.” Richard Curran’s cello adds a beautiful touch to this sad song.
Twelve new songs from this dynamic songwriting duo. I know at some point this could come to an end, but in the meantime, I’ll continue to enjoy what they create together. Daniel sums up their music beautifully with, “Melody is King, it makes my heart sing. It’s the universal language. Without a good tune, all you have is a poem.” Couldn’t say it any better than that. (REVIEW BY ERIC EGGLESON)
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A Second Look Chapter 5
Tags: Female Sherlock Holmes, Elementary, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Season 1 Episode 12- M.
Warnings: None
Summary: When a case touches a nerve, Sherlock spirals.
Notes: Whew. So I hate watching this episode, and actually the next one too bc I hate seeing Sherlock so broken. But it's also a really important episode, so I figured I'd write it. Hope you enjoy!
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Sherlock had been happily watching some of her bees buzz for some time when Watson comes down the stairs. “What are the bees doing in here,” Watson asks.
“Buzzing,” Sherlock provides.
“No, I mean what are they doing inside. Why aren’t they on the roof with the other bees?” Watson stops next to her.
“I’m seeing how the indoor temperature suits them. Our six weeks together are very nearly up, Watson,” she says as she stands. “In a matter of days, your room will be vacant. I’m very seriously considering turning it into an apiary. Finally the space will serve a purpose.”
“You say the nicest things,” Watson says as she moves behind her. “The end of our companionship is actually what I wanted to talk about,” she notes.
“Do tell.”
“When I’m wrapping up with a client, I like to carry out exit protocols,” Watson continues.
“Sounds ominous.”
“No, we just need to talk.”
Sherlock pauses. Talking. That sounds ominous, as well. “It’s time I tell you Watson, you place far too much emphasis on talking. Most of what humans say to one another is communicated haptically,” she explains, gesturing to her body and looking at Watson. “When I think of the many thousands of words you have wasted during your time here-”
“And yet there was one sentence that if I had never spoken we wouldn’t have realized we were soulmates,” Watson says. “Just because we won’t be companions anymore doesn’t mean we don’t have to see each other anymore. I explained that to you during the Purcell case.” Watson’s voice turns soft.
“Keeping that in mind, we don’t really have to do the ‘exit protocols’ now, do we?”
“It will be the end of our companionship. I want to get that formally over with so when I move to my next client, we can start with a clean slate.”
“Consider the slate clean.”
“That’s not how this works. So, we’ll have dinner and talk, out loud, and discuss my six weeks here and reflect on your progress.”
“Reflections are for mirrors. If you’d like, you can just give me a report card.”
“Sherlock.” Sherlock waits, but Watson doesn’t continue to talk. She looks at her. “Don’t blow me off, ok? Just do this. For me.”
Sherlock’s phone rings and she picks it up, looking at the caller I.D. “Captain Gregson. How may I be of assistance,” she answers.
“Got a weird one for you.”
“Perfect. Address?”
“I’ll text it to you and brief you when you and Watson get here. Bye.”
Sherlock hangs up. “Come, Watson. A murder awaits.” She goes to her room and changes and meets Watson at the door and they hail a cab to get to the address Gregson had provided.
“The owner of the house is a CPA by the name of Ian Vickers,” Gregson says as he walks them in the door. “We’re pretty sure he’s also the victim.”
“By ‘pretty sure,’ you mean,” Sherlock prods.
“There’s no body. Just blood.”
Gregson stops at the edge of the living room and Sherlock takes a step to her left. She stares at the large pool of blood on the floor. Her own starts to roar in her ears as everything starts to rush through her mind.
“Hey,” Watson’s voice breaks through, and Sherlock focuses again. “You ok?” She nods wordlessly.
“Aside from the blood,” Gregson continues, undeterred. “The scene is clean. No footprints, no witnesses, no nothing. Whoever did this, we don’t know the first thing about him.”
“He’s tall,” Sherlock remarks.
“Excuse me?”
“He’s tall. Strong, too. He’d have to be to hang his victims from a hook. Hook’s gone now, but it was once attached to a tripod device of the killer’s own design. He assembled it after he incapacitated Vickers, hung him upside down, and slit his throat. Gravity and the last few beats of his heart pushed every last ounce of blood from his body.”
“A tripod device,” Gregson asks, incredulous. “Look, Holmes, I know you’re good, but what the fuck are you talking about?”
“Here,” Sherlock says, crouching and pointing. “It’s from one of the legs. There are two more groove marks in the perimeter of the blood there and there,” she indicates. “After he’d completely drained Vickers, he dismantled the device taking it and the exsanguinated corpse of his victim with him.”
“Sherlock, how did you deduce all that from this pool of blood,” Watson asks.
“I didn’t deduce anything, actually,” Sherlock admits. “I’ve stalked this particular madman before. In London.”
“I’ll get the files from Scotland Yard sent to me,” Gregson says. “Come to the precinct tomorrow, I want a total debrief on what you know.”
“Certainly.”
She stands at the edge of the living room and watches the crime scene technicians process the scene.
The next morning, Watson drives them to the precinct. They walk into the bullpen, where Gregson had set up boards concerning the serial killer. “Now, Holmes has tailed this guy before,” Gregson says to the precinct as they settle into chairs and stand around. “That means she knows the most. I’ll have her tell us what she knows. Holmes?”
Sherlock walks to the boards and puts her back to them. “M,” she starts. “A simple moniker for a complicated monster. He is, without question, the most sinister taker of lives I have ever had the displeasure of pursuing,” she says. “He’s been active since January of 2002. During the last ten years, he has tallied a body count of thirty-seven. His image has never been captured. He is methodical. He is as efficient as he is clean. He also has no type or victim profile, which makes it almost impossible to predict when, where, or whom he might strike. His oldest victim in the U.K. was in her late eighties. His youngest a mere twelve.” She hears quiet sighs and gestures to areas of the boards as she talks. “He drains his victims of their blood and then dumps their bodies in the ocean. Bodies of twenty-one of his victims were recovered from the shoreline. The other sixteen were presumably carried out to sea. I wouldn’t be surprised if the body of his latest victim, Mr. Vickers, were to make an appearance on one of your beaches in the next few days.”
“I’ll call the Coast Guard, tell them to keep an eye out,” Bell says.
“Yeah,” Gregson assents.
“I trust that the lab has, by now, confirmed that the blood at the scene was Vickers’,” she asks Gregson.
“All twelve pints of it.”
More quiet noises of shock and revulsion. “M’s fascination with blood is as mysterious as the man himself. He mentions it in his correspondence with police,” she says, striding forward and picking up the stack of photos of the letters. “But only rarely,” she hands a stack to the nearest detective. She walks about the front of the room, handing out stacks for the detectives to pass among themselves. “You’ll notice he has a tendency to ramble. Do not be fooled. I have long suspected that M isn’t nearly as mad as he’d like to lead the authorities to believe. His letters are, in my humble estimation, a feint. An attempt to make everyone who would attempt to analyze him believe he is one thing when he is, in fact, vastly another. Finally, M tends to kill in bunches. So be prepared for more bodies to drop. I’ve brought my personal files on this killer to the station, and I’m arranging them for your consumption.”
“Alright, let’s get to work,” Gregson announces. Sherlock walks off to the side and the gathered detectives and officers start to murmur. She goes to the conference room where she had stacked her case files.
“Hey. How are you doing,” Watson asks when she walks in behind her.
“Quite well. Why,” Sherlock questions as she starts to leaf through a pile of papers.
“You seem oddly chipper.”
“I do?”
“And last night, at the crime scene. The way you were staring at the blood.”
“I was struck, I suppose. The moment I laid eyes on the scene, I knew who has done it. Not by name, of course, but by method and moniker.”
“And this morning?”
Sherlock looks at her and strides behind her, closing the door to the conference room to leave them in relative privacy.
“Ten years ago, when M first started killing, I was an integral part of the investigation. By the time he had claimed his 36th life, however, my addiction was out of control. I was, I’m embarrassed to say, useless to Scotland Yard. Now, his appearance in the colonies is a second chance for me. To do what I should have done years ago- bring a ruthless killer to justice.”
Gregson opens the door. “Let me ask you a question,” he says, coming into the room. “This M. character. What was his awareness of you back in London?”
“He might have made reference to me in a letter or two. Why?”
“And his appearance in the States, in New York, so soon after you is, what, a coincidence?”
“I hadn’t given that much thought, Captain.”
“Maybe he knows you’re here.”
“Perhaps.”
Gregson sighs. “I’m posting a couple of unis outside your door until further notice.”
“Captain, that’s hardly necessary-”
“No arguments.” He sighs. “I’m not losing my soulmate if I can help it.” He smiles a little and turns. With his hand on the doorknob, he looks back. “The uniforms will be there whether you like it or not.” Sherlock follows him out after a moment and goes to the copier, feeding a paper into it.
“Well, I have an appointment soon but I’ll be back in a couple hours,” Watson says, following her.
“I shall count the seconds until your return.”
“And when I get back, I’ll help you with the M files.”
“Actually, that won’t be necessary.”
“You need all the help you can get.”
“While I appreciate that, I’ve realized I’ve become too dependent on your assistance. Much as it pains me to admit, you’ve become a crutch, at least in part. I need to get used to working alone again.”
“You sure,” Watson asks gently.
“Positive,” Sherlock looks at her. “You go to your appointment, Watson. I shall keep you apprised of both my work and the progress of the case via email.”
Sherlock goes between the conference room and the bullpen, working the case. “Holmes,” Gregson calls, and she looks up. “Vickers washed up. Come on.”
Sherlock follows the man. Just as he described, the bloodless body of Ian Vickers is on the coastline with CSU technicians working around it. “No evidence,” Sherlock asks, already knowing the answer.
“No. Water must have washed it all away.” Gregson sighs. “This guy’s good.”
Sherlock doesn’t reply.
“Hey,” Gregson says, and she looks at him. “Don’t worry. We’ll get him.”
“Oh, of that I have no doubt, Captain,” she nods.
Gregson looks a little taken aback. “And like I said, those unis will be posted at your door all night, just in case M tries to get at you.”
They stay with the corpse until it’s transported to the morgue, where Gregson leaves her alone after the autopsy. Sherlock texts Watson the details and where she is before she puts on gloves and examines the body closely.
“Hey. I got your text,” Watson says when she walks in.
“Meet Ian Vickers,” Sherlock says. “Washed up on Roosevelt Island. Which narrows M’s dumpsite to the whole of east Manhattan.”
Watson walks to Vickers' head and examines it. “My money’s on the Brooklyn Navy Yard. Oil in the hair. There’s a high concentration of industrial oil in and around the Navy Yard. I donated to the cleanup effort a couple years ago.”
“Noted and informed Gregson.”
Sherlock walks to Vickers’ head and sniffs his hair. She runs her fingers through a section of it to more closely examine the oil both she and Watson had noticed.
“I’m gonna miss this,” Watson admits quietly.
Sherlock looks up and raises an eyebrow.
“Well, not this,” Watson gestures to the body. “But…this,” she gestures between herself and Sherlock. Sherlock slowly straightens. “Working with you,” Watson shrugs. “I think what you do is amazing. I wanted to tell you that at our wrap-up dinner, but there’s looking to be less and less of a chance of that happening with everything that’s going on.” Sherlock stares at her for a moment. “I’ll wait outside. Give me a five-minute warning and I’ll call a cab.” Watson turns and walks out of the morgue.
Sherlock examines the body further, then texts Watson the requested five minutes before she’s done and they go home.
“So given that it’s after 11, our delivery options are pretty limited,” Watson says while they walk in. Sherlock stops at the edge of her library. “There’s that Vietnamese place on 23rd, but I think you said it was a front for songbird smuggling.”
“Watson, I need you to be very, very quiet right now,” Sherlock requests.
“Why?”
“Because I believe our home has become a crime scene.”
Watson stops next to her and gasps when she sees the note.
“I’ll call Gregson,” Watson says. Sherlock nods and they don’t move. “Gregson. You need to get to the brownstone. M’s been here. No, no blood. He left a note.”
Soon, Gregson comes with a veritable army of detectives, officers, and crime scene technicians. He stands next to Sherlock. When the all clear is sounded, Gregson picks up the note with gloved hands. “Men make plans, God laughs,” he starts to read the note that had been comprised of letters cut from magazines like a stereotypical ransom note. “I am laughing at you now, as I always have. You think you honor me with your pursuit, you do not.” Sherlock and Watson look at each other before returning their attention to Gregson. “You are a mouse chasing a lion, a mere planet in orbit of a raging sun,” he turns his attention to Sherlock as he reads the last few words. “You talk to Ellis and Hitch yet,” Gregson turns to Bell.
“They were parked out front all night, never saw anyone come near the door.”
“He came in the back,” Sherlock says. “The lock was picked, quite expertly if I might add.”
“I guess this answers the question if he knows you’re in New York or not.”
“My apologies, Captain. If I had any inkling that he might follow me-”
“Hey, hey, hey,” Gregson says, stepping in front of her and looking her in the eye. “He’s the twist, not you. This isn’t on you.” He puts his hand on her shoulder. “You two go pack a few things, I’m putting you both up in a safe house until we catch this guy.”
“Captain, all due respect, I hardly think that’s necessary.”
“Sherlock, a psychopathic serial killer with 37 notches in his belt is after you and was in your home!”
“If he wanted me dead, he would have lain in wait, not leave me some bombastic note.”
“Sherlock-”
“I’m as safe as houses here, Captain, I assure you. Put more uniforms at the back of the building if you want, those are the only two entrances into this apartment. But I am staying.”
“I’m not losing you,” Gregson says quietly.
“And you won’t. He wants the chase, wants me fully engaged. That’s all.”
Gregson shakes his head. “What about you, Ms. Watson? I’m sure you’ll feel safer somewhere else.”
“If Sherlock says we’re safe here, I believe her. And I go where she goes.” Gregson looks between the women, incredulous. But he shakes his head and stands at the edge of the library until everyone clears out.
“Thank you very much,” Watson says as everyone leaves. “Good night.”
“Sherlock,” Gregson says when everyone else is gone, and walks towards her. “Are you sure you don’t want to leave?”
“Quite.”
“And I can’t keep someone in here?”
“I box, Captain. And I assure you, I have more than enough weapons to defend myself.”
“You have guns?”
“No. I do, however, own a singlestick.”
“A what?”
“A long stick, rather like the handle of a broom, that I can use to defend myself. It’s used to strike the opponent in the pate,” she gestures to her own. “I can take care of myself, Captain. Thank you for your concern.” Gregson sighs.
“Goodnight, Sherlock. See you tomorrow.”
“See you tomorrow.”
“Goodnight, Captain,” Watson says.
“Night.” He leaves.
Sherlock goes to her computer and pulls up the website to the property she’s planning on.
“What’s that,” Watson asks from behind her.
“Another one of my father’s properties. I’m think of moving once we’re through.”
“Since when?”
“Since our home was violated by a madman.” Watson frowns.
“You told the Captain you weren’t worried.”
“I’m not. Just thinking ahead; my enemies are legion. The next one might leave more than a note.”
“Well, I’m going to bed. Night, Sherlock.”
“Goodnight, Watson.”
Sherlock listens for her footsteps to disappear before she retrieves her security camera and downloads the information on it. She pauses it on M’s face. She makes a few calls.
Sherlock gently closes the door behind her and walks into the kitchen to get some food. Watson is sitting at the kitchen table. “Care to explain this,” she holds up the photo of M. “I got it from a friend of yours. Teddy? No? What about this,” she continues, sliding the book she had hidden the camera in across the table towards her. “I looked around, I found three more. I can’t imagine how many I didn’t see. It’s funny, when I moved in, you didn’t mention your little security system.”
“This is my sanctum sanctorum. You didn’t expect me to leave it unguarded, did you,” Sherlock speaks at last.
“Is this M,” Watson demands, pushing her finger onto the picture. “You told a bunch of children to go to upscale hotels and look for him. Why?”
Sherlock approaches and picks up the photo. “Note the hands. Vintage MG driving gloves. Quite expensive. But not nearly as expensive as his John Varvatos shoes. M has money- that much is obvious. He’s also a recent addition to New York. Why did I assume he was in a hotel as opposed to a property he might own? Quite simple. There was a curious scent on his note. High-end hand soap and an even higher-end mint shampoo. Both products are used individually by various upscale hotels around the city, but only one chain, the Betancourt, stocks both. My lieutenants and I each staked out a Betancourt and watched for M.”
“Oh, very impressive. I want to know why you shared a photo of a known serial killer with a bunch of kids rather with the police precinct you belong to!”
Sherlock turns off the sink she had been planning on getting a glass of water from. She pauses but puts the glass down and turns, walking back to Watson. “Several weeks ago, you learned of the existence of a woman named Irene Adler. I told you she’d died.”
Watson looks shocked. “M killed her.”
“Obviously he realized the degree to which I was assisting Scotland Yard in the hunt to find him and he made it personal. As to why I’m withholding this information from the police is quite simple. I have no intention of letting him be captured. I have every intention of torturing and murdering him.”
Sherlock walks away.
“What do you mean, you plan to torture and murder M,” Watson demands, following her.
“I hardly think I could be much clearer.”
“This isn’t a joke!”
“No. This is revenge.”
“How are you so calm,” Watson asks as Sherlock retrieves her kit.
“I’ll let you in on a secret. I’m not calm. I’m merely presenting a calm exterior. Inside I’m roiling. I have been dreaming about this moment for quite some time- one year, six months, twenty-two days. That’s when he killed her.”
“Irene.”
“We’d been together seven months by then,” Sherlock details, moving around the room and fetching various items. “I won’t bore you with the details of our courtship. Suffice it to say, I was quite smitten. Until that point in my life, I’d found most people quite boring. A means to a physiological end. Irene was different.”
“You were in love.”
Sherlock looks at her. “Prior to her murder, my drug use had been recreational. Something to do when I was bored or needed a boost during a particularly challenging investigation. After Irene, I lost control. I used various stimulants as I tried to help the authorities identify M. Once went several weeks without sleeping. When the trail went cold, I turned to opiates.”
“Look, I’m grateful to know the whole story,” Watson says. “But you’ve come a long way since London. I’m not going to let you risk it all by chasing down a psychopath.”
“I don’t think you understand, Watson. Without you, none of this would have been possible. Everything you’ve helped me do during the last 6 weeks- every meeting you dragged me to, every exercise you made me perform- everything has been in preparation for this moment. I’m not throwing away anything I’ve learned. I’m using it. I’m as clearheaded and focused as I ever have been. There’s a clarity to my thinking that’s…frightening.”
“I didn’t help you stay sober so you could become a murderer.”
“You didn’t realize that’s what you were doing. Nor did I, for that matter. Not until I walked in on that crime scene and saw M’s handiwork. I realized I’d been given a second chance.”
“Is that why you didn’t want me to help with the M files? You didn’t want me to see Irene’s name and figure out that you were up to something? I was the only one who could make that connection.”
“I’d hoped we would never have this conversation. I don’t want you to feel responsible for something I have to do.”
“You lied to me because you know what you’re planning to do is wrong.”
“If you’re considering following me, I strongly advise against it.” She doesn’t want to hurt Watson. But she will if she has to.
“I’m not gonna follow you.”
“Good.” Sherlock walks away.
“But you know that I’ll call Captain Gregson.”
“Do what you feel you must, Watson. That’s what I’m doing.” She leaves.
Sherlock goes to Theodore. She taps his shoulder while he’s putting out the trash, making him whirl and exclaim in shock. “Theodore. Heard you met another one of my associates today. She said you had something for me.”
“Depends. You got something for me?”
She holds up an American hundred dollar bill. Theodore reaches for it but she pulls it out of reach. “Tell me.”
Theodore does.
Sherlock goes to the woman’s apartment and stands behind M. He’s watching a football game. “Oh, that’s a joke,” M exclaims. “He hardly touched him!”
“Arsenal fan,” she remarks, making him turn. “As if I didn’t have enough reasons to despise you.”
“You,” M sneers.
“Me. Baton,” she extends it, and knocks him out.
She goes to the woman. “I will cut you free, but only if you don’t look at me. If you’d please wait ten minutes, you can call the police. Do you understand?” The woman nods. “Alright then.” Sherlock cuts her free and the woman doesn’t turn.
Sherlock drags M out and into the waiting car. She drives to the property. She hangs him up on the scaffold, suspending him by his hands tightly enough he doesn’t have a hope of getting away. She sits in a chair and waits.
M stirs. He strains against the restraints, trying to pull himself out of them. Sherlock stands in front of him, and M laughs.
“Hope you don’t mind being hung right-side up. I know you prefer the opposite for your victims.”
M looks at the various weapons she had laid out. “Figured out where you’re gonna start yet,” he asks conversationally, as if they’re sharing a cup of tea.
“I have not,” Sherlock admits. “I had hoped to use the bees in some capacity, but then it occurred to me that you might be allergic. After all this trouble, I’d hate for our fun to be over so soon,” she smiles.
“That would be a pity. Bit surprised at you, though,” M cocks his head. “I thought you were more of a by-the-book sort of broad. Why here? Why not take me straight to the nick?”
“I think you know why,” Sherlock approaches him.
“I think I don’t.”
“Irene.”
M pauses but shakes his head, frowns, and shrugs.
“Pretending the name isn’t familiar to you will not make things any easier for you.”
M thinks more. “Addison?” He grins, tilting his head back. “No. Adler. Irene Adler. Got killed in her flat, Camden lock, about a year and a half ago. Sorry to disappoint you, love, but that wasn’t me.”
“Of course it wasn’t. It was probably the other blood-draining maniac with the tripod device, hmm?”
“I was banged up in Brixton for six months. Got into a bit of a disagreement with a Man United fan. He was running around, slagging off the Arsenal. Didn’t paralyze him, just bashed him up a bit. And while I was doing the stretch, I read in the papers that the notorious ‘M’ had struck again. Imagine my surprise. But you disappoint me. And Scotland Yard, of course. Falling for that copycat so easily?” He chuckles. “Tell me. You and Ms. Adler, did you two shag? Because if you did, I would have paid a pretty penny to see that.” She restrains herself from throttling the man then and there.
“I must say, I’m a little disappointed in you,” Sherlock says. “I though you’d be a much better liar.”
“Haven’t lied yet.”
“Why would you, when you’re facing an agonizing death?”
“Ex-Royal Marine, love. Death’s an old friend.”
“Is he,” she asks, approaching him. “What about torture? Is he an old friend as well?” She pauses. “You made me a shambles of a woman,” she admits. “I’m going to return the favor.” She punches him in the ribs. Then the face. She walks away and hears M spit twice behind her.
“Anyone ever tell you that you punch like a woman,” he mocks.
“A woman did once. But she was much bigger than me.” M turns his head and spits blood again. “And the abductor of young girls she then used to turn a profit in the sex trade.” Sherlock shrugs. “So I didn’t really care about her opinion.”
Sherlock peruses her weapons.
“Well, you move quick. I drop my first body here, what, 72 hours ago? What’d you do, jump on a plane?”
“A plane from where,” Sherlock looks over her shoulder at him. M raises his eyebrows.
“Uh, London?”
“What made you think I’d gone back there?”
“What are you talking about, ‘gone back,’” M asks. “You trying to tell me you live here now?”
“You know very well where I live.”
“How would I know that?”
“Because you paid a visit there. Left me a note. Feigning amnesia will do you no good.”
“The brownstone was your place?” M shakes his head. “Something’s not right. I’m not what you think I am. I’m not a serial killer, love, I’m an assassin. I have an employer.” M must see Sherlock doesn’t believe him. “Look, I receive the names of everyone I kill for him. He pays me.”
“I already told you you’re a terrible liar, didn’t I?”
“Once again, I’m not lying. He sold me out. He never told me you was here.”
“Who didn’t?”
“My employer. The MO’s, the notes, all the serial killer bollocks, his idea!”
“Let’s pretend that I believe you,” Sherlock turns and leans against a table. “What was his motive for killing 37 people?”
“I don’t know, I never met the bloke. He sends me coded messages on me cell phone. It’s in my jacket. Have a look if you don’t believe me.”
Sherlock fetches it and looks through the messages. “This gobbledygook? Proves nothing.”
“Sebastian Moran, that’s my real name. Look me up! There was a trial, it was in the papers. You’ll see I was locked up when Adler was killed.” Sherlock types in Moran’s phone. “He talked about you, was obsessed. He never told me you was here and he sure as fuck didn’t tell me it was your flat I was breaking into. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the one who killed your girl.”
Sherlock starts to shake. “No.”
“Don’t let him play you as well!”
“No. It’s you. Has to be.”
“You saw the article, didn’t you? I’m telling the bloody truth!” Sherlock just breathes. “You can kill me for all the others, but your girl? That was him. That was Moriarty. He’s the one you want, not me.”
Sherlock puts aside Moran’s phone. “I seem to recall you saying you weren’t afraid to die.”
“It’s not fear I’m feeling right now, love. It’s anger. Righteous anger. Moriarty sold me out, and I’m gonna get even.”
“You’re a monster. A sadist. A murderer.” She turns back to her weapons.
“All of that. But I’m not a liar. I didn’t kill your girl.” Sherlock starts to shake again.
“You killed her.”
“I never touched a hair on her head!”
“You killed her.” She picks up an ice pick and grabs Moran’s head, holding it up to his eye.
“Moriarty said you was obsessed with puzzles. But he’s the greatest puzzle you’ll ever come across. You kill me now, you’ll be killing the best clue you’ll ever get.”
Sherlock lets go of his head and steps back.
“I knew you’d make the right decision,” Moran says. “You’re a rare thing in this world, Holmes. You’re an honorable woman.”
“A famous statistician once stated that while the individual man is an unsolvable puzzle, in the aggregate he becomes a mathematical certainty. You can, for example, never foretell what any one man can do, but you can with precision say what an average man will do.”
“You’re not average, though, are you Holmes?”
“Individuals vary. Percentages remain constant. I am not average, you’re right there Moran.”
She stabs him, making him scream. She backs away. Moran starts to laugh. “You made the right choice, Holmes. What do you want me to tell them?”
“Whatever you want.”
She releases him and drags him to the car, driving to the station with Moran laid out in the back seat, groaning. She pulls up to the station and drags Moran in. “This is M,” she announces to the bullpen. They’re swarmed and Moran’s stomach is wrapped in bandages. He’s cuffed and brought to Interview One.
Gregson arrives and points at her. “Park it in my office.” Sherlock goes, sitting on the couch. She makes a call to Brixton.
Watson walks in.
“You’re missing out on quite a story back there,” Watson says. She puts aside her coat and approaches her. “The stab wound he sustained? He claims he got it in a struggle, but I’m pretty sure if he had, there would have been more damage.” She drags a chair over and sits. “Looks more like he was stationary. Maybe even restrained. I used to be a surgeon, but I doubt I’d find a place to stab someone without actually doing any real harm.” Watson just looks at her, but Sherlock keeps looking straight ahead. “If that’s what you meant to do, I’m impressed. If you’re trying to make some sort of point-”
“He presumed to know me,” Sherlock cuts her off, looking at her at last. “He needed to be shown he did not.”
“He’s willing to confess to all the murders, but he won’t give you up.”
“He believes that he’s been wronged. He thinks I’m the best chance he has at bringing whoever wronged him to justice.”
“Are you planning on helping him? The man who killed Irene?”
“As a matter of fact, he did not.” She extends her phone, pulled up to the article. “He was incarcerated when she died. I confirmed it a short while ago.” She inhales. “I’m sorry that I lied to you, Watson. The last few days have been quite vexing. Even now I’m unsure I’ve done the right thing, allowing M to live. Strange, really. I’m rarely conflicted about my decisions. The beauty of deductive reasoning, I suppose. Makes a science of nearly everything. But not this.”
Watson stands and sits next to her. She lays a hand on Sherlock’s arm. “I’m going to miss this,” Sherlock whispers. “Maybe not this, but this,” she says, laying her hand on Watson’s and looking at her. “Working with you. I think what you do is amazing.” Watson presses against her side and lays her head on Sherlock’s shoulder. “I’m sorry our last days together had to go so poorly.”
Gregson walks in, furious. He closes his door. “Moran might not be giving you up, but I knew what you did, Holmes. You’re done. Joan, take her home.”
They stand and go home. Sherlock goes to sleep on the couch.
The sun eventually wakes Sherlock, and she turns and sees Watson on her phone, looking at something. “Watson, what is it,” she asks. She rolls off the couch and gets to her feet.
“I called your father last night. Given everything that’s happened, I recommended staying on a while longer.”
“And,” Sherlock asks, trying not to hope.
“He agreed.”
“I suppose the apiary will have to wait.” Sherlock walks to her evidence wall and takes everything down. When the wall is clear, she writes a single name on an index card and puts it up. She sits in a chair in front of it and looks up at it. Watson brings her tea and puts it on the floor next to her before silently sitting on the couch behind her. Sherlock sips and stares at the wall.
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Day 14: Tom Waits/Nick Cave/Matt Mahaffey/Ian McShane
This series is well known. The two movies that are more important to this is Shrek 2 (2004) & 3 (2007).
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Shrek 2 with Far Far Away Idol (featuring Simon Cowell)
In this one, there is Captain Hook in the Poison Apple singing "Little Drop of Poison" by Tom Waits.
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And later this song by Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds song "People Ain't No Good" is slightly censored, removing the "shit" from the lyric "bullshit" so that it would be appropriate for inclusion on the soundtrack.
And an add-on called Far Far Away Idol.
Far Far Away Idol is a special feature on the DVD and VHS release based on American Idol and guest starring Simon Cowell. Taking place right after Shrek 2 ends, the short features characters from Shrek competing in a sing-off while being judged by Shrek, Fiona, and Cowell. After the performances, on the DVD release, the viewer gets to pick the winner. If any character besides Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, or Puss is selected, an alternate ending plays where Cowell would refuse to accept the winner and proclaim himself the victor, leaping onto the judging table and performing his "own" rendition of "My Way". At the end of the VHS release, it gives a link to a website where the viewer can vote for their favourite to determine the ultimate winner. DreamWorks Animation announced on November 8, 2004, three days after the DVD and VHS release, that with 750,000 votes cast, the "winner" of the competition was Doris.
I constantly voted for Captain Hook…even though he can't sing.
"Hooked on a Feeling" by Blue Swede; is sung by Captain Hook.
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This is done by Matt Mahffey.
For Shrek 3…
He becomes a major villain, helping Prince Charming...or giving him a headache.
This will come later in the Inktober.
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I mean you could just look at this bio on this wiki page…
Captain Hook (voiced by Ian McShane in the third film) appears in Shrek 2 in the bar of the Poison Apple, where he plays the piano and sings "Little Drop of Poison" (his singing voice during that song was provided by Tom Waits) and "People Just Ain't No Good" (his singing voice during that song was provided by Nick Cave) in the other. Captain Hook also appears as a contestant in the Far Far Away Idol feature on the Shrek 2 DVD with his singing voice provided by Matt Mahaffey. He begins to sing "Hooked On A Feeling" until Tinkerbell (whom Hook poisons in the classic Peter Pan story) prompts Simon Cowell to remove him from the stage.
He appears in Shrek the Third, working for Prince Charming. When Artie convinces the villains to give up evil, Hook states that he grows daffodils and they are beautiful. Captain Hook is the first who throws his weapon down and becomes good.
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Captain Hook does not appear in Shrek Forever After directly, but his voice is heard in the soundtrack, and he makes a cameo in the book opening of the film holding some daffodils.
Man, he loves daffodils…
Or his Shrek wiki...
I mean he's a bit of hairstyle and a mustache but his eyes are the wrong color. At least he is a right-handed hook.
And this….
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…just for laughs.
#reference to later in Inktober#2004 for Shrek 2#2007 for Shrek 3#Far Far Away Idol#Simon Cowell#Ian McShane#Matt Mahaffeu#Tom Waits#Nick Cave#right-handed hook#Youtube#Captain James Hook
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Fright (1971) Peter Collinson
December 12th 2021
#fright#1971#peter collinson#susan george#ian bannen#honor blackman#george cole#john gregson#dennis waterman#tara collinson#maurice kaufmann#michael brennan#the baby minder#i'm alone and i'm scared#night legs
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There They Are!
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#I'm A Celeb#I'm A Celebrity#I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here#Adam Woodyatt#Ian Beale#EastEnders#Simon Gregson#Steve McDonald#Corrie#Coronation Street
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Submitted for your approval are THREE CASES OF MURDER (1955, Toye, Eady, More O'Ferrall, Welles), an anthology film from Britain featuring Alan Badel and Orson Welles. Some segments are better than others, but all are restrained in that British sort of way... are they thrilling enough to be horror?
Context setting 00:00; First segment synopsis 32:04 and discussion 37:45; Second segment synopsis 45:33 and discussion 52:08; Third segment synopsis 1:03:13 and discussion 1:07:42; Ranking 1:14:47
#podcast#horror#david eady#george more o'ferrall#wendy toye#orson welles#sidney carroll#ian dairymple#alexander paal#alan badel#john gregson#elizabeth sellars#emrys jones#hugh pryse#andre morell#wessex film productions#london films#british horror#horror anthology#w somerset maugham#in the picture#you killed elizabeth#lord mountdrago#three cases of murder#film review
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Scream Factory has revealed the specs for its Fright Blu-ray release. The 1971 British horror/thriller streets on September 17.
Peter Collinson (The Italian Job) directs from a script written by Tudor Gates (Barbarrella). Susan George, Ian Bannen, Honor Blackman, and John Gregson star.
Special features are listed below.
Special features:
Interview with author/film historian Kim Newman (new)
Theatrical trailer
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Teenage babysitter Amanda (Susan George) arrives at the Lloyd home to watch their young son for the evening. But it seems that the strangely nervous Mrs. Lloyd is hiding a shocking secret ... a secret that has just escaped from a nearby insane asylum and is now desperately trying to get inside the house. What must Amanda endure to survive the ultimate night of Fright?
#fright#scream factory#susan george#ian bannen#honor blackman#john gregson#peter collinson#tudor gates#dvd#gift#british horror#british film#70s horror#1970s horror#kim newman
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John Carpenter’s Vampires 1998
Predictable, but not half bad.
5/10
Vampires: Los Muertos 2002
The story’s okay. Acting’s the biggest problem. It shouldn’t make you too mad. It’s just nothing to write home about.
4/10
#jeaspades#cinemadrunk#cinema#drunk#film#movie#recap#vampires#james woods#daniel baldwin#sheryl lee#thomas ian griffith#maximilian schell#tim guinee#vampires los muertos#jon bon jovi#cristian de la fuente#natasha gregson wagner#arly jover#darius mccrary#diego luna
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Murder Rooms: The Dark Beginnings of Sherlock Holmes
What is it?
- It’s a 2001 BBC miniseries about young Arthur Conan Doyle and the real historical prototype of Sherlock Holmes, Dr Joseph Bell, solving (largely fictional) crimes together!
It’s my special interest! It’s incredibly Victorian and Gothic and beautiful and otherwise the best. It stars Charles Edwards (Dr McDonald in The Terror and Michael Gregson in Downton Abbey) and Ian Richardson (Francis Urquhart in the UK House of Cards).
What is its appeal to Sherlockians?
- It includes a lot of references to the Canon but at the same time doesn’t feel like an uninspired derivative of the original stories. I think it plays with and subverts the Canon rather cleverly. While it is fictionalized, it does include some little known real historical facts (i.e. the fact that the Lambeth Poisoner studied at the University of Edinburgh at the same time as ACD, and the fact that Dr Joseph Bell actually did forensic investigations for the Crown).
For fans of the Holmes-Watson relationship, the premise of the series is basically that the Canon is a wish fulfilment narrative Doyle wrote to cope with what happened to him and to express his affection and undying admiration for Bell.
It has a lot of good historical research and compelling emotional exploration of the Victorian era and its social issues.
What are some other good things about it?
- Basically if you’re a fan of quasi-familial relationships and of mentor&mentee dynamics, you’re in luck. The central relationship is excellent in this sense. They love each other so much UGH. They need to just hug already!!
The series also has great acting, some brilliant costuming, and a fantastic Gothic horror aesthetic.
The angst and hurt/comfort potential is absolutely off the charts.
Where can I get it?
- I would normally not encourage people to pirate something I love, but this show has precious few physical copies and most of them are bad. Additionally, the creators no longer receive money from the sales. So pirate the hell out of it. It is out there on the websites you’d expect it to be on, and additionally I have also uploaded it here in order to make things easier for people:
https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ah2F9EdG1T8mgWHx7ovOrP8Je-z9?e=KIRDCK - episodes themselves, including the pilot
https://1drv.ms/u/s!Ah2F9EdG1T8mgWzjPfNhvOp29uCF?e=B09ahX - subtitles, not including the pilot (no subtitles exist for it at present; I may create them later on)
Everything should be in order here, but hit me up in case of any problems. The video files have two audio tracks, one of them the original English.
Accessibility
- All the episodes have subtitles except for the pilot. The pilot is skippable, plot-wise. The audio mixing in the series is kind of shitty, with the background music being too loud and the dialogue too quiet. You may experience some issues watching it without subtitles if you (like me) have APD or hearing issues.
- The Photographer’s Chair episode contains flashing lights in random places, since it’s about old-timey photography.
Content warnings
- There’s a fridging (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/StuffedIntoTheFridge) in the pilot episode. The series, especially the first two episodes (the pilot and The Patient’s Eyes), tries to be actively feminist and succeeds in some respects but not in others. There are some issues with its treatment of female characters.
- The White Knight Stratagem shows a Victorian insane asylum with some pretty painful details. It’s not disrespectful while doing so, but the content is potentially upsetting.
- Gore. There’s a bunch of that.
- Suicide in multiple episodes.
Misc notes
- The pilot has a different actor playing Doyle than the rest of the series. I think they’re both really good and the transition isn’t jarring, but YMMV.
- Episode 4, The Kingdom of Bones, is really quite bizarre. Someone once described it as “a Victorian B-movie”. It’s a lot of fun and the dynamic between Bell and Doyle is superb, but don’t mind the plot, it’s bonkers.
- There are also books! The books are great too! It’s a novel trilogy by David Pirie, one of the screenwriters. Check it out if you like the show.
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