#ITT May

[bemp0]

Divorce simulator might just be the best co-op ever

[unicornwithachainsaw83]

This is what playing It Takes Two feels like:

[hungarypolls]

[elibbo2]

bitches dont even say bless you anymore they just look at you like this

[hostess-of-horror]

So, um.

The Brave Little Toaster...

plus 9...

...equals: It Takes Two.

[briankang]

as profoundly as unhappy as i am abt taylor being seen w/ brit mahomes i fear none of u live in areas of 500 people where those are ur only neighbors and community members if u dont interact w/ them youre never leaving your house to even get groceries

[arunneronthird]

GOOD NEWS!! Some doubts but I'm taking it!!

HOLY SHIT IS IT CHRISTMAS

oh god i genuinely have not read the flash enough to know any of these people solidly but i will read it anyway

[arionawrites]

i don’t know if anyone cares about what i have to say on instagram, but here’s some word vomiting about the beauty of existence and snapshots of life by me

[lanteanserver]

I love @derinthescarletpescatarian's speculative fiction so much that it's led me to invent something called Speculative Fact that will definitely change me and hopefully change the whole world for the better. But right now I'm in a Talk Less Smile More part of the loop, so 🤐💚💜🩷🩵💙🦄🐦‍🔥🦋🐅♾️🧿🫂🏡🐝🤾🏻‍♀️💬😻😂🥳👍🏻🧛🏻‍♀️🦆

sometimes a piece of media just! grabs you by the thoat and says, "hey buddy! I'm gonna irrevocably alter your brain chemistry now! have fun with that!!"

and then you just ! gotta deal with that ! you guess !!

[qazastra]

out of all 18 (21?) characters doppo's songs are the best. they just are and i have never worked an office job in my life im just depressed

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Note: Before anyone mentions it, I know Dwayne Johnson is attached to the project. I just think he’s better suited to play Hakim the Book of Love than Cody, mainly because I can’t see him playing “boring, insecure suburban dad”.

[globodamorte]

oh come on Kodama....

[lyzpuffs]

Just a lil quick painting i made last night heheh (may contain a lil bit of rhrn/ghovie spoiler) << I haven’t watched it yet tho) anywayss i hope you like itt⭐️✨

Ignore the last one, i was too tired to fully render it so imma leave it like that..

[cnnmairoll]

RYKER THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOUUU

RYKER

Can I request a comfort fic w JY about reader feeling self concious with their clammy hands?

Basically premise is like Jing Yuan and reader is out on a date, and reader feels nervous. So when Jing Yuan went to hold their hand, the reader felt self concious and pull em back. Then JY gave em reassurance

Hope this is okay, take your time :double_thumbsup:

MAI of course you can! I'm happy you requested something especially for the love of my life! This is my first time writing a full comfort fic though so I hope it's okay

Request rules and masterlists

Nights on the Xianzhou Luofu were usually calm and peaceful. It usually left all who were still awake with a sense of peace and tranquility. But while the atmosphere was the same, you couldn't help but feel incredibly nervous.

The dozing general had invited you out on a date. That alone was reason to be nervous, but to actually be here walking around after eating a light meal together, it was almost terrifying. Anyone would be nervous.

Dinner went pretty well. He was very polite and kind the entire time, but that didn't stop you from being incredibly nervous. This was the general after all. Of all the people that this incredibly handsome and talented man could ask on a date, he chose you.

The more you thought about it, the more nervous you got. Now as you two walked around the Luofu, those nerves were really acting up. There wasn't a table and meal to separate you two. He was walking right next to you with a smile on his face.

He's a very observant man, so it's no surprise he picked up on your nerves, but he didn't comment on it. Instead he tried making light conversation or scooting slightly closer, perhaps thinking it was the fact you were walking around at night that had you nervous. Oh how wrong that was.

When his presence didn't do much to ease your nerves at all, he tried a new approach; physically proving he was here with you as support (while getting affection). Jing Yuan carefully reached for your hand, only managing to touch a finger before you pulled it away and held it close to you.

It's not that you didn't want to hold his hand! Heck it would be amazing if you could. But when you get nervous. your hands get clammy. You knew that some people didn't like that and didn't want Jing yuan to have to feel your hands like this on your date.

He couldn't help but grow worried at your reaction, but he still looked at you with such care and a gentle smile.

"Is everything alright?"

"Yeah, sorry. My hands are just...gross right now is all. You wouldn't want to hold them."

Jing Yuan chuckled lightly before grabbing one of your hands with both of his and giving you a reassuring smile.

"I believe I should be the judge of that. For the record, I think your hands would be quite wonderful to hold, regardless of what state they're in."

He left no room for argument as he confidently and comfortably held your hand in his. And as the two of you continued to walk through the Luofu, he never once let go of your hand. In fact, he looked rather happy and smug the entire time. Only at the end, before you two parted for the night, did he say something.

"The date was wonderful, but my favorite part of it all was getting to hold your hand."

[alphajocklover]

So for Halloween, what about a story of a geeky "vampire" that goes around ducking the muscle out of alpha type jocks and bodybuilders?

The first thing you need to know about Vampires is that, yes, Vampires are real. I’ve only really talked about Alphas and Camous, but there are actually a lot of nonhuman creatures in the transformation community, and in the world itself. Some are way less human than others, and many are very hard to find, but they’re out there. 

The second thing you need to know about Vampires, is that they’re nothing like the ones you’ve seen in the movies. Vampires like that, ones who feasted on blood and burned in the daylight, used to exist, but over time they’ve evolved. They’ve evolved much faster than humans do, to the point where they’re completely unrecognizable. They don’t have super strength or speed, they don’t have to be invited into a building to enter, and they don’t drink blood. Today's Vampires feed on something else entirely. They feed on traits.

It’s hard to explain exactly how they do it. Traits, even the more measurable ones like physical traits and IQ, are fairly subjective. So how do you feed on something like that? It’s so hard to wrap my mind around that I’m not entirely sure how it's possible. What I do know is that they can do it easily. Prolonged skin to skin contact with a victim allows a vampire to drain a trait out of a person. They devour the potential that person had, consume that part of their victims' Identity. The trait doesn’t just go away though, itt transfers over to the Vampire. Vampires don’t just eat traits, they steal them. 

I know this sounds kind of scary. In a world of transformations, where we already have such little control over who we are, real life Vampires who can steal your traits can be a little threatening. They could take a physical trait, a mental one, a social one even. Any part of your identity is up to grabs for them, like you’re a walking buffet. But there are ways to stop Vampires, or at least ways to spot them before they get too close. 

I want to start by telling you what won’t work, because there are a shocking amount of inaccuracies out there. Holy Water is powerful, but it works on Demon and Devils, like my Uncle’s boyfriend Nick, not Vampires. A stake to the heart will kill a vampire, as will chopping off their head, but only because either of those would kill anyone. Don’t try it, you’ll go to jail. They’re slightly sensitive to garlic, but not enough anyone will really notice, and both running Water and sunlight don’t have any effect at all. You may be a little concerned because that's actually a lot of their weaknesses I've just struck out, but they still have a couple key ones that could help you. For one, they hate silver. It won’t truly harm them, but they get unnaturally uncomfortable around it, so it acts as a repellent. Some sort of leftover evolutionary trait from when they were like the creatures in the movies. Another is their age. One thing Vampires are constantly doing is stealing youth. Usually just a couple months here and there from different people, so no one notices any discrepancies. It’s why vampires never age in the myths and stories, because they don’t seem to age in real life. If someone has been young, or looked young, for a long time, that may be an indication they’re a vampire. They also do have fangs, but to most they appear to just be slightly larger canine teeth The best way to figure out if someone is a vampire though is their reflection.

Unlike the movies, Vampires do have reflections. They appear in mirrors, just… not as they appear in real life. The mirror, for whatever reason, will always reflect the Vampire’s original, natural form. It doesn’t matter how many years a vampire steals, or how much muscle they take from unsuspecting jocks, they will always look in a mirror and see themselves for how old and skinny they really are. This doesn’t apply to pictures, so a lot of Vampires just avoid mirrors and look at themselves through cameras, but if you suspect someone is a Vampire a mirror is the quickest and best way of sniffing them out.

Even if you’re covered in silver and carry a pocket mirror, don’t think you're automatically safe. Vampires are masters of deception, and are skilled at working their way into people's lives. Not only that, but they can steal traits from other mythical creatures, not just humans. An Alphas dominance, a Camous camouflage, a devils magical power. The best Vampires have an arsenal of powerful tricks from those they’ve taken advantage of before.

Vampires are, frankly, a very interesting and terrifying part of the world. But because of their ability to pick and choose their traits, they’re also incredibly attractive. Take this one, who just stole the muscles of his latest victim. The former jock hasn’t even noticed yet, and the Vamp is reveling in it. That’s not uncommon, Vamps like to play with their food

*This isn't technically a trick or treat ask, but it's halloween themed so I'm going to group it with those. I hope you guys love the idea of trait vampires as much as I do!*

[tibby-art]

GARAGES MENTIONED (HUGE)

Like literally… the first time I listened to this I was like erm. :J. Thank you tibby for giving me a chance to rant about garages song

as for the “we had a season we had a year between when I died and when I reappeared” You may know this already but I want to point it out

“We had a season” = last life between third and double life (which both had desert duo teamed up)

“We had a year” =

Third Life Episode 8 came out June 8 2021 (cactus ring, “when I died”)

Double Life Episode 1 came out June 17 2022 (“when I reappeared”)

So like almost exactly a year apart. Just Interesting To Think About *punches a wall*

LITERALLLLYYYY U GET ITT every time i hear this song im like Thats crazy someone should make an animatic about this ( <- wont )