#ITS THEEERE

[awkwardexxodus]

shut tbe fuck up this trailer had me laughing like a maniac... i won!!!! I WON!!!!!!!!!!!

[amazingay]

was this the inspo for the calender

[loptrcoptr]

Just finished s4 ep 12 of moonlighting and like. I know I say something along these lines after every single episode of this show but what in the cinnamon toasted fuck was that

Never in my life have I sympathized with any human beings more than I sympathize with the folks who watched this shit in real time in 1987 and had to endure this jack fuckery. I literally cannot imagine the screaming I would have done if my ass had waited around through weeks of reruns for stunts like this. Any of yall who did this the first time around are my heroes because I am losing my will over here holy god. Did you break your tv sets? Rip up the tv guide? I felt the ghost of Rage Quitting past as soon as the episode ended like it was imprinted onto the reels from y’all’s original agony lmfao

[yellowshulker]

theatre kids do u go through phases of being obsessed with singing one specific song. i’ve been latched onto cabaret for months and now thank goodness from wicked looks so gorgeous to me. way out of my range but we ball

[whoskimii]

Could you Do a Kinda detailed makeout with Gojo! 🤠

yummy i love that :3

⋆౨ৎ˚ notes > satoru x you. basically a heavy and steamy makeout with your manzz <33 think we all need that! he knows he's fine frfr. tell me if i missed anything!! ^^ ౨ৎ warning : you may have butterflies in your belly while reading this!! 𓂃 ࣪˖ ִֶָ𐀔

satoru had never been an insecure guy. whether it's about his looks or even you, his girlfriend. hell, he even loves showing his pretty baby off. he's always been confident.

but the way that guy looked at you in public didn't sit right with him. that fucker seemed to have a ring on his finger and he looked much older than you. ew.

your boyfriend could swear he was eye-fucking you. if it wasn't for your boyfriend at your side, he was sure that he would've done much worse than just looking at your ass. satoru wasn't having any of it.

he brought you back home and you could sense that he was pissed. like, actually pissed. but not at you, obviously. it wasn't your fault if you were so, so pretty :( he was mad at that gross bastard. and he definitely needed something to calm down. turns out that something was you.

that's why you found yourself on your boyfriend's lap, arms around his neck as his tongue explored your mouth. your pants were off. your panties were the only thing covering your wet little folds from his greedy fingers.

you whimpered softly into the kiss as you felt his bulge pressing against your core. the friction between your panties and his sweatpants was delicious, to say the least. you felt like you could come from this alone.

your hips instantly reciprocated and you began grinding against him as your pretty manicured hands tugged at his disheveled white strands. "fuck, baby," he groaned against your lips. "lemme see..." his hand made its way towards your panties. soon enough, you felt the coldness of his fingertips circling your throbbing little clit.

"aw, damn... y'so fucking wet... i barely even touched you yet..." he murmured into your ear as his middle and ring fingers began teasing your dripping entrance. "'toru... don't tease..."

he chuckled against your lips before kissing your neck, occasionally leaving love bites all over your skin. "no ? why shouldn't i ? s'fun, watching my baby get all flustered just from a lil' teasing..." he mumbled. "just... please..." you whined. "aw, you sound so pretty, angel... s'just my fingers rubbing your pretty pussy... what's it gonna be when it's gonna be my cock, huh ?" he smirked lazily. his cocky expression made you want to fuck him senseless.

"shut up..." you mumbled as he pulled down his sweatpants just enough to free his boxers. his bulge was so pretty against his boxers that just the sight of it made you lick your lips. "oh ? what was that, mhm ? what about putting that pretty tongue to work ?" you tugged on his hair and he moaned.

"baby... don't make me get noisy... we already had complaints, last time..." you hummed. "don't care." he chuckled at your feisty answer and rolled you onto your back as he climbed on top of you. "what a naughty girl..." he whispered and went back to grinding his hips into yours. the pace was tortuously slow. your eyes rolled back as he hummed. "that's it, sweet girl... give it t'me..." he breathed. "give it t'me, love..."

you felt the familiar warm bubble in your lower tummy tightening dangerously. "'toru..." you gasped softly. "i know, baby, i know... m'right here... s'alright." he ground his hips against yours one last time and you came in your panties. "theeere you go... that's it, love... such a good fucking girl..."

as you finally came down from your high, your boyfriend kissed your flushed cheek. "think y'can do that around my cock, now ?"

you definitely can.

what a mannNN <33

⋆˚࿔ kimi 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

[monstermommie]

awwh, you actually want me to edge you? pathetic, i’d love to. you’re such an obedient little slut, so patient for me. were you waiting for me to post this, hm? poor thing, I can tell how badly you want this. gonna be a good listener for me? you do know it’s November, right? shouldn’t be cumming at all. awwh, its okay, i understand. desperate pups like you can’t go a whole month without stuffing their needy holes.

you're so good at this, sweetheart, such a good reader for me. letting me guide you, eager to do whatever I command. keep your hand exactly where it is, shouldn’t be where you really need it yet, so close yet so far. that's it, sweetheart, just like that. I bet it's driving you wild, hm? awwh, you're doing so well holding back. go on, rub yourself through your pants for me. that feel good, puppy? yea? god you’re desperate. shh theeere you go, touch yourself just how you like it.

d’you wanna use a toy? cmere, get your favourite toy and spread those pretty legs for me. that’s it, puppy. right thhhere, make yourself feel good. let it build, let that familiar ache settle in. you're so close, aren't you? already starting throb for me, hm? shh, not yet, hold off for me. good toy, don’t you dare cum yet. bring yourself to the edge two more times, beg for it in my ask box.

you've been so patient, listening so well, I can tell it's taken everything in you. you deserve it, pretty baby. go on, sink into every bit of that pleasure, let it wash over you. cum for me, that’s it, there you go. you’re such a good toy.

[princessbrunette]

john bee giving innocent!reader her first hickey when - 🍓

just quivering and whimpering on his lap with pinched brows and short little breaths as he burrows into your neck, pinching the skin with his teeth and sucking, making sure to lick over the sore skin every so often with his hot wet tongue and pulling back just a tad to check out his work before diving back in, speaking against the soft skin like “mhmm, hows that feel? that feel good? its looking real pretty.”

and if your skin tone doesn’t allow for hickeys (im not too sure if that’s a thing?) think about him letting you leave them on him, trying to conceal his heavy, thick dick when it gets hard against your thigh because you’re burying yourself into him enthusiastically trying so hard to please him with what he’s taught you, his hand subconsciously rubbing up and down your back. “theeere you go. get right in there sweet girl.” mmm

[pfhwrittes]

Here’s a prompt for ya: Soap takes their partner to the gym at the ass crake of dawn so no one is there. His partner is doing arm curls when Soap tells them to hold that position. When they do Soap slips his shorts down really quick and starts thrusting sloppily into their arms, either the bend of their elbow or the tight space in their pit

awooo wooo woooo! anon, you've got me barking and growling at this one!

cw/tw: readers genitals are referred to as “cunt”, armpit fucking, mentions of somnophilia, muscle fetish, gym wear fetish, sex in a public space (kind of), nicknames (“hen” and “bonnie”), bodily fluids (sweat and cum), dubcon/noncon.

pairing: john “soap” mactavish x AFAB!reader

word count: 912

a/n: a little drabble from johnny’s POV this time. tagged as noncon and dubcon because this is definitely borderline but unfortunately johnny is a mutt and doesn’t particularly care. also, anon i’m so sorry for accidentally forgetting about your prompt. i didn’t mean to, i’m just easily distracted and also got weirdly in my head about this not being good enough??? not entirely sure who put me in charge of my own brain but here we are.

johnny would admit, if you were aware enough to ask, to having an ulterior motive (besides helping you get stronger like you asked) by dragging you down to the gym at 5am.

(although he was sorely tempted to roll you over and slide into your warm, wet cunt when you groaned at him sleepily. he spent a few minutes thinking about how he could get you to make more of those pretty noises before deciding that he could wait for another opportunity as he woke you up by peppering light kisses all over your face.)

for johnny it’s all worth it when he catches a glimpse at you in the mirrors opposite the benches the other gym goers usually use for chest presses. you’re stripped down to your sports bra (he’d been quick to persuade you out of the loose t-shirt you were wearing, claiming that the fabric would impede your range of motion), biting your lip in concentration as you flex your bicep to lift the dumbbell in your grip. 

steamin’ jesus. the sight of you already has him hard enough to hammer nails. 

johnny glances around the empty gym, eyeing the clock above the doors. if he’s quick he should be finished before even the earliest of risers interrupt his plans. with a final casual glance around, johnny steps away from the racks where he’s been perving loitering waiting for the perfect moment to interrupt you. 

aaaand there it is, just as you’re about to put the dumbbell down to switch to your other arm. 

johnny sidles up to you, clicking his tongue in faux-disapproval. 

“c’mon hen, you cannae be done already!”

you huff and blink as a bead of sweat makes its way down from your temple over the curve of your cheek (and johnny beats back the urge to lean down and lick it up). you slowly start to lower the dumbbell, probably to ignore him and well, that won’t do. 

johnny clicks his tongue again and pouts just a little, reaching out to lift your arm into the correct position for his plans with a solid grasp (he tries not to think about the way the muscles in your forearm flex automatically to balance the weight in your hand under his palm).

“theeere we go, bonnie. just hold it right there fer me.” johnny praises distractedly, checking the doorway and the clock a final time. he purposefully keeps his grip on your forearm and pulls his tented shorts down to his mid thigh with his spare hand. his leaking cock slaps against his stomach and he grunts as the sensitive head rubs against cotton, smearing pre-cum messily as it does. 

“wh- johnny! jesus christ, not here!” you hiss out, your head whipping around to check if anyone else is in the gym (there isn’t, johnny had done weeks of recon so that he could time this perfectly thank you very much).

“i’ll be quick, hen. don’t worry.” johnny tells you, already guiding his cock into the tight and warm space of your armpit. he groans loudly, the sound echoing around the empty space, as he revels in the sensation of thrusting in between the side of your sports bra and inner arm. 

you go to pull your now trembling arm out of johnny’s grip and he squeezes your wrist in warning, thrusting a little bit harder when you yelp. christ, you make the sweetest noises for him, you really do. 

“don’t spoil it fer me now, bonnie.” god, his voice is already hoarse - like he’s been fucking you for hours instead of less than a minute. hell’s bells if you ever figured out the power you hold over him he’d be a goner for certain. 

johnny loses himself in the slide against your body, his pre-cum and a hint of your sweat easing the way, as he holds your wrist tightly. he can’t have you pull away even for a second. 

“fuckin’ hell, you just feel so fuckin’ good.” he pants out, “been thinkin’ about this for weeks, ever since you asked me tae help ye find a gym.” 

the dumbbell slips from your fingers, hitting the floor with a dull thud but johnny doesn’t care, can’t care, as his hips piston back and forth. distantly he hears you whimper over the slick, wet sounds of his cock rutting into your armpit causing him to spit pre-cum messily onto your soft skin and the damp fabric of your sports bra.

“do that again.” he demands, grinding his hips desperately, “c’mon bonnie, i’m so close.” 

“johnny -” 

whatever you’re trying to say gets drowned out by his loud moan as he comes messily. thick, wet ropes cling to your inner arm, the soft skin of your armpit, and drip lazily onto your chest. johnny grinds his softening cock into the mess on your skin, relishing in the last feeble twitch before stepping back and dropping your arm carelessly. 

with trembling fingers johnny pulls his shorts back up over his hips, hissing as the fabric rubs uncomfortably against his sticky and sensitive skin. he flicks his eyes up to the clock above the doors and grins, perfectly timed as always mactavish.

“better clean up hen, it’ll be gettin’ busy now.” 

johnny saunters away from you, whistling lazily, completely uncaring of the disgusted look you shoot at his back. 

(it’s worth it, even when you cancel your gym membership and refuse to wear anything other than long sleeved tops for weeks afterwards.)

[princess-of-the-corner]

Relating to the Tiger-Bee stuff from yesterday but I am just imagining the anarchy of all this and then the the classes perspective, cos like.

OK, so Chloe & Juleka are being super heroes and having a great time in their new personas/identities that are "Completely" or near completely divorced from their civilian selves. & have enough free time to hang out 'a lot' in hero form; Queen Bee's particularly avid as this is literally the healthiest relationship she has.

There's definitely some flirting, but despite some genuine mutual interest, Tigress has someone she's pursuing in civilian guise and QB steps back. Juleka's boost in confidence gets her to finally shoot her shot with Rose but oops, Ali is here so that burns out.

Which circles into a nit of comfort turned flirting, turned QB making her move cos Chloe has zero chill when she likes someone and no grasp of what a healthy relationship looks like. So being a "Rebound" doesn't even register, besides Tigress already said she liked her, just that she'd been pursuing someone as a civilian for longer. Obviously with time, QB's exceptional-ness will surpass this nameless scrub.

Or to quote an 80s song:

The Stingers - Perfect Match Someone wonderful as you, needs someone as wonderful as me Lady can't you see, we're a perfect match, perfect match Side by side unified we make an ideal pair Where else can you find someone, so good, so right, so theeere! No one's half as good for you and no one is ever gonna be Together we would be a perfect a match

So that's happening and is very public, but it also kind of serves as spark for Rose to make her move at last. (Ali was a celebrity crush) Which oh boy, Juleka's apparently somehow found someone else but also can't introduce or explain them and then disappeared in a room with no means of leaving unless someone can jump ten stories to avoid the awkward conversation?

Weird.

Tigress explains to QB who after some strange facial contortions is like "This is fine, our civilian lives and hero lives are different people entirely. You said yourself how different you are. Its not cheating if we're different people." & like, Tigress isn't 'sure' it works that way, but her sense of self while not as skewed as Chloe's is definitely divided enough for it to logically work.

So she tries to explain this to Rose & well, yeah its not hard to put together who Juleka is now is it? But Rose is seemingly OK with it (Cos she finds Tigress a little bracing and isn't sure how to process that side of Juleka & has been shipping Tiger-Bee since minute one).

So all's well that ends well right?

Well not quite as this isn't exactly a well structured poly relationship put together by three people who know what they're doing. But its hanging together- Until Chloe's ID is discovered by them.

Chloe: So then you have been two timing? Juleka: What!? Chloe: If you see my personas as the same person despite everything then the same is true for you no?

Juleka: Dammit... Now I feel like a heel too. Rose: Well I didn't do anything so I think- Chloe: You did worse than nothing, you kept Juleka on standby until you thought you might lose her, how is that fair? She's a person not some mint condition collectible!

Juleka: Hey that's not fair! Rose: No I... I kind of did always just rely on the fact you'd be there. Chloe: Seems like I'm the one with the moral high ground.

Rose & Juleka: That is not remotely true and you know it.

The entire Class & Madame Bustier: (OO)

Cos like, from their perspective this is just rapid fire:

Juleka made her move, but on no it didn't pan out! Now she's seeing someone else? But she won't introduce them, so they might be fake! Now she's apparently dating two people!? What, how Juleka's a heartthrob?! & both girls somehow didn't know who the other is, but do know they exist? How does this work!? Wait, one of those girls she's seeing is Chloe!? How!? Chloe!? What!? How!?

Cue the trio realizing they have an audience and just fucking bailing.

So class is confusion, Tiger-Bee has marked their relationship publicly as "Complicated" and wow, so weird that drama is happening at the same time as Rose/Juleka/Chloe explosion.

Strange timing!

Anyway, I actually imagine that like, some shirt gets worked through, clumsily and fumbling, with a sort of "OK, maybe we all rushed into this & need to work on some stuff" attitude prevailing. All in time for season 2, with parental and medical drama ahoy! Also maybe some new heroes too!?

Juleka jumping out a 10 story building to avoid an awkward conversation is a Mood™

[foggiedr34mer]

so hear me out...

i've mostly moved on from notion to a new site called coda.io ; it's slightly worse on mobile (columns don't format right, and it doesn't go to landscape mode ;-; ) but the actual functionality is wildly better once you figure out how it works imo, and i think i could make a new version of my lifa app Theeere that would be even more customizable, new user friendly, etc. than the notion one !!

if anyone is even remotely interested in this please let me know- also, please lmk what features you'd be looking for ! im going to set it up so that it's similar to the actual Lifa App ppl have been talkin abt ^_^

but aaaalso, im gonna give it a bit more functionality- things like tasks, projects, notes, and a calendar, as i use them in my own version now and its really fun to manage your day-to-day stuff in a designed setting like that ! ofc everything will be removeable if you don't want the extra features tho ~

putting together an outline for it now, so seriously please do lmk what yall would want to see in a lifa app !! im going to try and make it as beginner friendly as possible since i know a lot of people have never heard of coda before, but i promise the switch is worth it lol

[simptasia]

ages of LOST characters when we first meet them vs the ages of the actors when they first started playing them. reminder that the starting point of LOST is september 22nd 2004. if a character’s age seems one less than sounds right to you its because their birthday is coming up. if a character is missing from this it’s because we don’t know their age in canon (looking at you, desmond)

jack shephard: 34 matthew fox: 38

kate austen: 27 evangeline lilly: 25

hugo “hurley” reyes: 25 jorge garcia: 31

james “sawyer” ford: 35 josh holloway: 35

sawyer says he’s 35. but lostpedia only has sawyer’s birthyear, 1968, making him 36. however an easy explanation for this is that sawyer has a birthday coming up in the post september to december range (like many other characters here) thus making the birthyear and what sawyer said still right

john locke: 48 terry o’quinn: 52

sayid jarrah: 36 naveen andrews: 35

jin-soo kwon: 29 daniel dae kim: 36

sun-hwa kwon: 24 yunjin kim: 31

claire littleton: 21 emilie de ravin: 23

charlie pace: 27 dominic monaghan: 27

okay so an odd thing happened here. we don’t actually know charlie’s age in canon, except that based on a statement from liam that he’s absolutely less than 30. and basically what happened is there was big debate on lostpedia, the general gist being he’s 25 to 28, until everybody just gave up and they slapped dom’s birthday on charlie’s page. and it’s still there to this day

walt lloyd: 10 malcolm david kelley: 12

walt’s actor was gonna age outta the role anyways due to the nature of lost’s timeline but their first mistake was casting a 12 year old. like, hello, puberty?

shannon rutherford: 20 maggie grace: 21

boone carlyle: 23 ian somerhalder: 26

danielle rousseau: 44 mira furlan: 49

ethan rom: 27 william mapother: 39

the consequences of season 5 are starting to hit

bernard nadler: 56 or 57 sam anderson: 58

ana lucia cortez: 29 michelle rodriguez: 27

eko tunde: 35 adewale akinnuoye-agbaje: 38

alexandra “alex” rousseau/linus: 16 tania raymonde: 17

benjamin “ben” linus: 39 michael emerson: 51

this isn’t even due to later timeline decisions, they just decided to do this

miles straume: 27 ken leung: 38

daniel faraday: 26 jeremy davies: 39

charlotte lewis: 33 rebecca mader: 31

and theeere’s the season 5 whammy. for those who don’t know (you must be new to my blog) dan and miles ages differ so much from their actors because when our guys are in 1977, it suited the story and characters better for miles to be a baby and dan to be an embryo (and char to be 6) at the same time. the writers were set on 1977 being the year everybody got stuck in and that’s how we get daniel faraday being an oxford professor at fucking 18

it’s something that gets funnier and sadder the longer you think about it

anyways. thank you for your time!

[tillman]

can i ask abt ur dragons? like their personalities and their background? 🐉

YESS YAAY ALWAYS.. theeeres . a lot . i have like 80 something dragons on the site and probably ~30/40 who have written out concrete shit about them/their role lollllll but errm. long post here r the important ones.

from the last post these r the 5 'gods' of the area. they arent actually gods, just extremely old and more intune with magic than the average bloke in the modern day. they dont actually get all along theyre just paired up in my head cus theyre oooold.

Aspenti (any pronouns) is An Informant. to what at this point i dont think she remembers but she takes the role veeery seriously and works as a sort of messenger for the other forces doing their shit in the wasteland they live in ^_^ he stays completely silent outside of his role tho... a kind of cherub-esque figure but if a cherub was a strange thing that was so full of the like. Concept Of The Sky sometimes it exploded in lightning.

Regina (she/her) is an archeologist who became kinda fixated on the castle in the wasteland. shes often mistaken for a statue guarding the way in and out of the area and doesnt mind that much. attention gets to her head. she loves telling stories to scare the kids into behaving and is like. Kind of Insane about the history of the realm but feels a sort of weird obligation to stay out of current hypothesizing about the history even tho shes lived through most of it cus it "spoils the fun for the rest of them."

Sulcatus (it/its) is the oldest thing around. its body is what became the castle everyone in the area lives in, before even the rot of the wastelands moved in it was there. its mostly only heard of through whispers of the court at this point. like Regina it has a fondness for spreading stories of the history it lived thru, but genuinely doesnt remember most of it out of not giving a shit, so it loves telling lies to anyone brave enough to actually approach it. its lazy, polarizing, and really just a trickster. its quite cute. it used to train fighters but stopped after its last trainee kinda died horribly from its command. its fine tho its trainee is fine and doing great.

Aeternitas (he/him) is combative and kind of wretched. like hes fine he doesnt actually enjoy fights for as Aggressive as he is and how Fighty he comes across hes a huge fan of just Staring and watching stuff happen, taking up the role of a guard dog with regina just to see people squirm. hes the embodiment of the rot of the wastelands in the area like sulcatus is the castle and regina is the history, but "embodiment" in the vague sort of, Hes around cus Its around, not that he made it. people Blame him for it though (or worship him depending on ur personal view on the idea of a living rot growing over the land) and he thinks thats hysterical.

Stagnum (any) is like. the least important frankly. shes the defacto Trickster Joker figure in the mythos, but like if your mythos was completely real and your gods tripped you in the hallways because tehy dont get attention otherwise. hes the herald of life and all things living in the area but if thats just cus she was the only figure left to deify or any real magic no one rlly knows. he just likes attention.

the 4 like maaain Modern figures in the lore ive been building r these guys tho. normal ass freaks.

Euclid (she/it) is the head of a local group of vagrants who were drawn to the castle by promise of a new home after being kicked out of their original homes fr Many reasons. theyve fully dedicated themselves to helping the rot of the waste spread to the point theyve let it take over themselves, cus it provides fr them so why dont they provide for it back! shes driven and a bit too dedicated to her cause getting a little merciless in her protection of those shes deemed as under her care . shes cool. she helps a lot with the local merchants and the political shenanigans in the castle.

Vlad (he/him) is a stressed freak given wayyy too much sway mostly because Many Many powerful people think hes charming. hes So Scared of literally everything going on but is somehow the head of the guard and The Person people go to for peacekeeping. Both the head of the forum of merchants and local Powers and the leader of the ruffians who claim original ownership of the castle and make its halls a nightmare to be in think he is Simply So Charming and their little Thing LMAO.

Neve (it/its) is the loser leader of the ruffians in the castle who is vaguely obsessed with vlad. once, maybe twice dead, its a cunning and terrible scholar who heads the ghosts in the halls. though at this point its been so many years its mind is kinda scattered and half there at times. its really not that bad tho it just likes Seeming that bad. its like if a zombie was cool.

Raphael (it/its) is the self proclaimed leader of the forum. the forum doesnt.. have a leader? but no one else cares enough to claim to be one so everyone lets it pretend it is. the forum is a group of 11 dragons who embody the elements and have been in the area as long as its existed. most just kinda chill out but some get Extremely involved. raph is one of latter ones and mostly acts as an annoyance. every other one of the heads in the forum has some sort of Thing they do, produce/provide/etc but raph really doesnt??? so it tries to take to leadership. but isnt very good at it . it at least acts as a sort of like. mascot? or like figurehead of the entire area so people are charmed by its ditzy outlook.

[phestarrgenderfuckangelvapor]

it is time. lets get naked.

more.... more nakeder

theeere we go.

i've decided to remove the tail and feet for this, they're both going to stay white, and i'm doing some minor modifications to the tail.

now, lets get our dye on! i happened to find the perfect pot for this outside, just cleaned it up with dish soap and boom! dye pot! it even works with the induction cooktop we have!

it wasnt easy getting the ratios for the dye, i'm very not good at math. i also saw little to no actual tutorials online about how to dye furby skin with synthetic dye. lucky me, phestarr is white and i'm shooting for a pastel, almost cotton candy color. i tried to make it easy on the workload since this is my very first time ever working with dye.

heres my tutorial. first, boil a pot of water. for this pot (which can hold about 60-70 quarts of water) i measured 55 quarts of water, let the water boil (keeping the temperature below 200° F), added the dye to "activate" it, stirred it in well, and then set a timer for 15 mins. the reason i did this is because several tutorials say that if you put the fur right into boiling water (above 200°) you risk melting the fur into clumps of plastic. the whole reason i was doing this was to avoid using acrylic paint (sensory issues) so i really didnt want that to happen. luckily, its Just warm enough for the dye to stick, Just cool enough to not melt the fibres! for the dye recipe i used 6 tbsp of super pink and 1 tbsp of racing red, and the other side is called kentucky sky. i didnt mess with the blue formula at all, and its the same amount of tbsps.

after i did each side, i let them drip for a while above the dye pot and then rinsed them out in the sink. after they were thoroughly rinsed, and both sides were done, i washed the whole thing with shampoo and conditioner to really make sure there was no dye running out.

the fur/skin is currently drying, right here right now! i shall update when its all the way dry :)

goodnight yall!!! ★★★

[thelewdpokemanik]

So, we ALL know that the proportions of the DR2 girls are EXTREMELY innacurate, so please tell us, great Manik, what are their true bodies~~

“Eh?” Manik asked, blinking in surprise at being addressed. “Me? I mean, uh, sure? If you’re fine with me then I guess I can answer this one… Let me just…” Manik turns back toward her computer, before pulling up the list of SDR2 girls. “Theeere we go~”

“So, let’s start from the top! Akane Owari, she’s definitely the bustiest girl in her class- hell, she might be the bustiest girl in the school, with only Kaede, Junko, Miu and Hina that can even rival her. She’s got a nice ass, but it’s definitely all muscle, with little to no fat. Definitely someone’s preference, but not really mine. And of course, she’s got abs you could grate cheese on~

Second on the list is Chiaki! Chiaki is thicc, let me tell you. She’s got the second largest breasts in her class, and her ass is even fatter. Her thighs are thick, and she’s even got a bit of a pudge. Just enough for some love handles. That girl is marshmallow soft, let me tell you.

Third is Princess Sonia! The pretty princess has a sinful body under that dress, no question about it. She’s got that perfect hourglass silhouette, and her skin’s porcelain smooth.

Fourth is Hiyoko! No one could actually mistake her for a child, not with that dumptruck of an ass. In any other group, she’d take the top spot, but sadly for her, she got stuck with Chiaki. She’s almost completely flat up top, but ‘almost completely’ isn’t ‘completely’, so hang in there Hiyoko!

Fifth is Mahiru! She’s definitely got the most ‘normal’ body of all the girls. Some nice tits, a nice booty, definitely the girl-next-door type of gal, but those freckles~ God, I wanna kiss every single one, all over her body~

Sixth is Mikan! Poor sweet Mikan, her body’s way too sexy for her to handle! She’s bigger than Sonia both up top and down town, but she doesn’t have those princess genes that allow her to have the same tiny waist, so she isn’t as hourglassed-shaped, but its probably for the better. If she was, she’s probably manage to break in half!

Ibuki’s next! And sorry Ibuki, but she’s definitely the flattest of the girls overall. Oh sure, she does have a larger chest than Hiyoko, and her butt’s fine and all, but in a sea of titties and asses, Ibuki is definitely lacking. Thankfully, she makes up for it in enthusiasm~ You know those piercings go down all~ the way, and she’s got some tattoos under that uniform as well <3

And finally, Peko! She’s definitely ‘stronger’ than Akane, but not as ‘muscly’, you know? All her muscles are hidden beneath a thin, but visible layer of fat that keeps her looking (and feeling) soft and groppable. She’s got a good pair of tits on her, definitely above average, and while her butt’s ‘nice’ its not ‘big’, exactly. Still, nice~”

Manik looks at her word count, and panics. “OkIdon’thaveanymorewordsIcanusewithoutgoingoverthelimitIhopeyoulikedthisbye!”

[critterishere]

McDonals announced the new critter burger

Whags in it

🌟🍔🦟

The Critter Burger™ has ingredients such as:

• cheese 🧀: idk i like cheese woowwooeoowoo

• hamburger patty 🥩: i think this should be obvious bc its a burger but idk there might be some guy out there who orders a cheeseburger, like a grilled cheese idk

• bacon 🥓: WOO!!!!! WOOO!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!! WOOO!!!!!!!! i likee bacon :^3

• pickles 🥒(there’s no pickle emoji so i guess cucumber, it makes sense i guess bc cucumber is just a raw ver of pickle🤷) ok pickles are the best thing ever and i think that anyone who says they don’t like pickles are not real/j

• tomato 🍅: ok tomatoes are kinda complicated for me, i had some good tomatoes and i had some AWFUL ones (usually at fast food places) but if Mr McDonald promises to never serve a burger with the most disgustingly squishy tomatoes ever again i will be very happy and do a little dance for him :^>🕺

• ketchup🥫(i know that’s not ketchup🧍) ketchup is also complicated bc idk too sweet but i still eat stuff with it a lot but idk

• mustard 🫙(the empty jar represents the fact that there’s no mustard emoji to make this post crittercore [aka putting a ton of unnecessary emojis]) WOOO eating a burger with honey mustard!! honey mustard is so good like we got mustard which is like yayy ay ya 👍 and the we got HONEY MUSTARD which is like🤸🤤✨😳💥⛹️😩💦💫😈🦋❤️‍🔥

then we got some fries on the side 🍟 (ok side note umm there’s like this sauce at this place (won’t be naming it bc it might dox me idk [ also Mr McDonald might beat my ass if he hears me talk about a different restaurant lol/silly]) but it has this white sauce and it is the BEST THING EVER likeee what and my mom used to work theeere so we would get like a discount for the food and like ouugghuhgghh and also the rice was goood too)

[monstermommie]

i think you should post abt anything you want and not post abt anything you don't want uwu you'll make it hot either way

your big sister’s been away at college for two months now and you miss her so much. you miss the way she’d sneak into your room late at night and play with your holes. how she’d slip behind you in the shower and grope your chest. when she’d slide a freshly manicured nail up your lap under the dinner table. this would be your first thanksgiving without her, or so you thought.

i tip toe up the stairs wanting to surprise you, our parents not yet home from work. small breathy moans pour out into the hallway. fuck, were you touching yourself? my bedroom door’s left open a crack. peeking through the narrow slit, i see you splayed out on my bed. my favourite fleece hoodie wrapped around you, the hood pulled up tight over your head. my plaid pj pants sit lazily around your knees, a soft pair of my panties already soaked through and stretched across your open thighs. another pair, pressed firmly against your nose, your eyes screwed shut, making it impossible for you to see me in the doorway. my perfume lays open on the nightstand, your spare hand pumping furiously at your centre. you’ve got my favourite record playing. god, you must’ve really missed me. you start to shake, your once quiet moans turning into desperate pleas. you ramble my name over and over again, clumsily palming at yourself. awwh, you barely know how to get yourself off. you must be so pent up. months of jerking off in your sister’s bed waiting for her to come home and touch you.

i push open the door fully, quietly making my way towards the edge of the bed. your eyes are still closed, and you’re so loud you don’t notice me settling between your spread legs. i slide my hands towards your centre and insert two fingers, bottoming out in one fluid motion. your eyes fly open, a breathy squeak slipping from between your lips. “hi bunny, d’you miss me?” i begin to pump my fingers in and out of you as you struggle to form a coherent answer. your lips tremble in pleasure, brows tightly knit in satisfaction. “hey pretty thing, i asked if you missed me. you know not to ignore your big sister,” i slow down the pace, gently pushing up against your g-spot, cooing into your ear, “awwh, does my favourite bunny think they’re dreaming? i’m right here, sweethearrt. i’m real, i promise. now relax and cum for me. i’m dying to taste you.”

i continue to prod at your g-spot, my other hand making its way to press against your soft stomach. “that’s it, theeere you go, pretty, you’re doing so well for me. bet it didn’t feel like this while i was gone, hm? shh, its okay, only your big sister can make you cum, don’t even bother trying by yourself,” you cry out, a hoarse whisper of my name as if you’d already been chanting it all day. clenching hard around my fingers you cum for me just as our parents’ car pulls into the driveway. “awwh you’re such a good little bunny, don’t bother wiping up, throw on a skirt and i’ll clean you up under the dinner table with my tongue...”