#ITS ALWAYS SOME LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR I HAVE TO DEEPCLEAN WHENEVER ANYONE EXCEPT ME COOKS
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can i be emotionally vulnerable i hate cooking with other people so much this is not a cute fun silly activity get out of the kitchen or im pouring dishwashing fluid into the pasta salad
#NOBODY KNOWS HOW TO COOK IN MY HOUSE#ITS LIKE WRANGLING A TODDLER#STOP STIRRING ITS FINE. WHY ARE YOU SEASONING THAT WITH THAT. THAT DOESNT NEED OIL. GET AWAY FROM THE STOVE. TURN THE PANS INWARDS.#NOBODY PUTS ANYTHING UP EITHER#ITS ALWAYS SOME LOVECRAFTIAN HORROR I HAVE TO DEEPCLEAN WHENEVER ANYONE EXCEPT ME COOKS#YOU CAN PUT THINGS UP WHEN YOURE DONE WITH THEM. ARE YOU AWARE OF THAT COINCEPT#YOU CAN WASSHHH YOUR HANNNDSSSS#ME DISINFECTING WONT KILL YOU I PROMISE#sorry#rant over i hate cooking with my mon around#shes such a hazard to have anywhere genuinely#ive seen her remove chicken i had on the stove and try microwaving it because itd be “faster”#i cant even leave my own coffee on the counter because she will pour sugar and milk in kt#it*#genuinely she is painfully unhelpful its crazy#never in my life have i met anyone so insanely incompetant in a kitchen#rant actually over sorry#i can be mean my mom is a horrible person#siiigghhh#skyler posting
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