#IS IT THE BLACK CUCURUCHO?

[pingustuffings]

Ever since foolish found the federation safety manual, I've gotten so INTERESTED on what the hell polar beat syndrome is!

LIKE IT SOUNDS SO IMPORTANT? Sure the manual has some joke pages but other pages seem like genuine safety concerns that is getting me CRAZY!!!

LIKE IS POLAR BEAR SYNDROME WHAT THEY CALL WORKERS BECOMING MORE HUMAN? WHAT DOES IT INTELL???

[kadextra]

I was wondering why the cucurucho that keeps appearing to talk to q!Antoine lately looked so off to me, until I realized.

It has pink ears.

our usual cucurucho (left) and osito (right) Don’t. this is a totally new white cucurucho, bringing the number up to 3

[valictini]

The Census Bureau on the other hand…

[codgod]

erm so i came up with an evil cucurucho design 👍

i basically just tried to go as contrasting as possible with my regular cucurucho design? so long as hell very straight/pointy hair, a loose jacket instead of the fitted suit, sort of opposite parts of them covered by their clothes [didn’t get too strict with that one, just went for longer pants on cucurevil and exposed shoulders] and he always has his eyes exposed and mouth open. and obviously the colour differences but that’s a given

also changed my cucurucho design just a little, added some teal to him for the fed colours and changed the suit a little. i never draw him in the same clothes twice anyway but oh well

[royalarchivist]

Black Cucurucho hands Forever a book that says:

The watcher seeks chaos, does the eye spot the traitor? SPEAK MY WORDS: My teeth sharp, my friends, dead to me. Blood will drip from my jaws. I take no pleasure, no pride. I am JUDAS, so I may find TRUTH.

Forever: [Laughs] ...Do you- what does that mean, Black Cucurucho? Do you think I'm going to betray my family? Really? Ok, I can say that words, Black Cucurucho, but if- nothing- Oh I'm seeing you, buddy. Those words mean nothing to me, Black Cucurucho. I would never betray my family! Judas? [Laughs] You're playing me. I am here because of my family, Black Cucurucho.

[nocinovae]

Sometimes I get frustrated with what ppl complain is meta gaming. I mentioned in chat when Tubbo was in the maze that he could check where he found black Cucurucho. Like I wasn’t even meta there bc I don’t watch Forever’s streams!

I experience a lot of lore from the main ppl I watch mostly Tubbo or Philza rn since there’s others who aren’t playing Qsmp atm.

Tubbo has mentioned it before that just connecting patterns and making your own conclusions isn’t mg just bc you could be right. Like black concrete shows up > Tubbo finds black Cucurucho (and honestly is like one of the only ppl outside of bigger lore who HAS seen him at this point) > Fed workers start showing up with black infection > forever suddenly is infected with the same stuff.

I honestly didn’t know that the black concrete was a definite Cucurevil thing. It just makes sense tho.

I’m pretty sure Tubbo has mentioned that before too about the weird evil Cucurucho being connected to the concrete.

Sorry for the ramble it just pisses me off when ppl take connecting patterns and people just thinking for themselves as meta. It gets a bit crazy sometimes

[svtskneecaps]

ngl at this point i think they should just ask if cucurucho wants to be a theory bro. like fuck it i mean homie's watching anyway might as well invite them to the company dinners. hey cucurucho what do you think about what's going on with luzu? hey cucurucho do you know morse code? hey cucurucho do you think there's an imposter among us?

[imgonnabethatone]

Is it silly that I am so hung up on Cucurucho being human-like or imitating humanity?

It grows crops and eats food (it doesn't need to, but wants to, apparently)

It has a personalized house with a gaming area (it may enjoy torture, but in the down time Charlie Slimecicle is also fun)

It cares (to a degree at least) about well-being of workers and their working environment (though it fucking hates Cellbit, and heaven knows the feeling is mutual)

It may be childish, but I legit didn't think that Cucurucho was even a person. Like, I thought that the Census Bureau maybe went idle in a charging station somewhere for a couple of hours instead of sleeping. Which means that now I'm having trouble reconciling the image I've created of a Federation high-rank robot with this overstressed sadistic dickhead that eats corn and eggs and liveblogs his life that the official streams demonstrate.

Like, go on, eat that egg on camera, you need those kids back and you know it because you had to invent a whole drug on a time crunch to stop one(1) sad parent from destroying the island and salting the earth. This guy doesn't know what it's doing!!! It's desperately trying to coast by on its infamy alone and failing cuz we see that that bitch getting stretched thin!!!

Is it trying to create an image of a relatable little guy? Does it actually really live in this home and deal with the workers' requests about coffee machines?? Why does it speak from a soundboard and doesn't make friends if it's Actually just a douche upper management that's just a dude that looks a little special??? Why the fuck am I conflicted about it now?! Why is it uncanny valleying?!?

[itsbebebe]

When people say that tubbo shouldnt trust fred its always because hes a high rank fed worker and not shit like him leading tubbo slime and roier into and through the maze and writing about acting normal in fucked up text

[lusi-raul]

I wonder if Jaiden’s lore with Cucurucho/Osito Bimbo is the starting point of the CucurEvil lore. What if they’re related? Like it started when Cucurucho kept complaining to Jaiden that Osito isn’t perfect. What if one of the White bears has been corrupted. What if CucurEvil is a third white bear corrupted and that is why Cucurucho was afraid Osito will turn out the same. What if that’s why they needed Jaiden because she knows (or at least used to know) how to prevent that from happening. Is CucurEvil also part of the federation? Or is CucurEvil a force from something against the federation? Maybe something more evil and sinister? All I know is that dude is creepy af.

For those who missed Tubbo/Roier or slime’s stream today, when they were on a lore mission, tubbo and slime encountered a black cucurucho with a red face evil laughing within sewer gates that led them to a secret room with a roulette and all the eggs belongings in the center. They dubbed him CucurEvil

[whoturnedgravityoff]

made a bunch of new cucurucho designs because i just love interpreting this guy!!

also lady cucurucho with our his mask ^_^

[drmarune]

Josele is @loosesodamarble oc

Cucurucho and Josele where hunting together

Josele:we killed rabbits love

Cucurucho:He….

Nacht:……….

[aquakat-draws]

I am in love with traditional art buahahaaha

[safetyobstacles]

im just saying, i think his design choice is better than the white fed offices

[amiss-covert]

Cmon, yall know that moment where it felt like Forever did that to Bad- u know who u are- wjjewjjejee muchos obrigada Forever and for your time in qsmp, you will be missed<3

[guckies]

Guys cucurucho just went to go pick up Jaiden okay? I swear!