#INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND

[twinkflesh]

[triangle-meanace]

Who up beefing their jerks

Wait no that's not how it goes, who up jeefing their berks. No, beerfing jeeks. Jenkins beets. FUCK!

Bronx belongs to @money-gremlin

[hexbugnan0]

sorry gamers entry will be entirely silent because <-guy who has auditory issues and plays all video games on mute usually

[slapshot1977]

i don’t think this is true. i think matt just wants to fuck fabien

[lovings4turn]

Jack H. hitting it off with an introvert at a party. He takes a breather from the his group, sees you sitting by yourself, and joins you for a minute to make sure you're ok. There is something magnetizing. The questions/things you say are from an angle he thinks he has never been approached with. Even about hockey-which he talks about everyday with people as into it as him. You engage with his thoughts/passions in a deeper way, a way he didn't realize he was waiting to explore until now. Every thing he learns about you feels right, like he was immediately able to see the complete painting that is you and this information just has a piece of it come into focus. He makes you laugh and his breath locks up in his chest but also feels a lightness as if he took the first deep inhale of his life. As the hours pass a friend will call over for Jack to join a game (they actually have to call his name a few times to even break into the world you two have made) which he dismisses with an over the shoulder "next time!" He cannot look away from you lest he miss a new expression on your face- a new piece of you to memorize. He reluctantly leaves with your number and the total clarity that he wants to explore you and explore the two of you together, everyday for the rest of his life. Lmao I am so sorry this is so terrible, I woke up at 3 am and this is how I passed time.

nonnie love please tell me you have a writing blog on here because oh my god the level of talent and genius you possess actually blows my mind like ... 'so sorry this is so terrible' [INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUNDS] ... nonnie darling i am gonna be daydreaming about this for so long ... picturing the goofy lil grin on his face whilst he talks to you ohh i'm SICK !!!!

[virtualgirladv]

How does it feel to be Mommy, internet famous, pretty, and winning at life?

*Incredibly loud incorrect buzzer sound*

[onlyhereforghosttrick]

I'm so sane about my Pmd guys

*INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND GOES OFF*

Also uh yay surprise everus human form reveal!

[mishkakagehishka]

[INCREDIBLY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND]

[moralesmilesanhour]

Okay imma rattle off some of my own incredibly specific and silly pet peeves (it's no shade if you do any of these things shfhdk):

Telling and not showing. I HATE fics that sound like a damn Wikipedia plot summary where's the WARMTH? The humanity?? I came here for a warm meal and you giving me frozen pizza get tf outta my face

Reading a fic on the tumblr app and then getting flashbanged by neon text. And I don't mean in the title I mean in the actual body of the work. I CAN'T READ THAT SHIT 🔥🔥🔥

This is kinda connected but when people have these elaborate ass layouts for their fics with graphics and emojis and gradients the whole nine and then the writing itself is like a paragraph &"&&: like I get it writing is exhausting but what was the point of allat

Miles/Miles G using "ma" or "mami" as if it's a nickname to be used every other sentence. That's not how that word works it's just a term of endearment

Reposted, uncredited artwork at the top of ur fic?? You did this for what

Excessive grammatical errors like run-on sentences. One or two is fine, but there's a certain point where there's so many that the work becomes genuinely hard to read so like why am I here

I am so sorry I had to get this off my chest. Miles fics where the reader and Gwen fight over Miles or he's dating the main character but is still in love with Gwen like it's just not my cup of tea 😭

"Tiktok challenge-" [INCORRECT BUZZER]

"[Character]'s reaction to you being a coquette blueberry milk tomato girl-" [EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]

Song fics where the character sings the song in the actual text. Shut up ‼️

[shinigamichan]

diabolical sound coming thru ur speakers

(incredibly loud incorrect buzzer not bc u got it wrong but bc that’s how the song ends)

[deaths]

act 1 with astarion there is. incredible. every word he speaks all i can see is the word liar with a loud incorrect buzzer sound effect.

[radioactive-earthshine]

bArT frOM tHe SiMpSOnS??? *incredibly loud and incorrect buzzer sound*

Maddening.

[teethcritter]

is the yuri t4t erisol

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[the-arcade-doctor]

Jordan Testicular torsion

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[punchline229]

Today I was presented with a button that makes an incredibly loud incorrect buzzer sound, one of gods little tests...

Naturally I spam that shit for literally an hour its so fun it brings me so joy

[lordgoopy]

there should be a loud incorrect buzzer button on ao3 and such other fanfic pages that once pressed plays the loud incorrect buzzer sound at max volume wherever they are. for when they have incredibly bad takes