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I need a binggeyuan fic where it's post bingge vs bingmei, and it's the classic bingge goes searching for a sqq of his own finds sy yada yada
BUT
First of all, Time in this world isn't lagged behind or something
And second of all, The ONLY and BIGGEST difference between the sqq sy and china sy is that china sy IS STILL ALIVE
and we know that shen yuan died early 20's I like to headcanon he's around 21-22 when he died, it was like 3 years before immortal alliance conference and I think bingmei spent 3 years in the abyss so sy would be 27-28 and then plant coma happens for 5 years so svsss sy is still in like 27-28 mentally but technically is around 32-33
Soooo
STILL ALIVE SY WOULD BE 33 ISH
NOT OLD AND LIKE PEOPLE CAN OBSESS FOR YEARS BUT IT WOULD BE SO FUNNY IF SY THINKS OF PIDW AS A PHASE
LIKE THAT WOULD BE AMAZING (and honestly pretty in character like obsessing over something until it's squeezed dry and then moving on, sounds pretty sy to me, at least in my headcanons lmao)
oh yeah and the bingge shows up like
"I want you, love me"
And sy, with eyebags, scruffy but in like a "messy bun" way (not bad scruffy like serving cunt scruffy), maybe he has a job coz his parents threatened to cut him off if he continues to just leech off them past 25,
Is just sat there, on his laptop probably reading another webnivel like
"Wtf, why did some xianxia demon style guy show up in my room, you remind me of that guy from a novel phase I had 🤔ᴴᴹᴹᴹ"
Better again if he's like half way there to realizing he's gay, maybe he goes around and if someone asks he's like "pretty sure I'm bisexual? Is that what it's called? Yeah? Yeah okay"
You know, 13 years of obsessing over sexy men on the internet and having a younger sister who's in the know, and the addition of 2 older brothers who his meimei definitely coerced into nagging at sy, will probably get at least a little cog going ykyk
So yeah I need it.
I'mma just a spiral into my corner about this
I can't write so I'm just drawing my shitty little drawings of my little scrubklys
#svsss#pidw#honeslty I want him to be like#44 years old#i think I can make it work actually#bingge takes another 10 years or so to find his world?#Yeahh 👉#yeHhh🤝#Ima genius#older men are so hot#gimme middle aged scrunkly shen yuan with eye bags#gimme sy who's honestly good with kids but will tell you he makes children cry on accident#Gimme sy who used to be coworker hating asshole constantly#Complaing to human resources#Until about 3 years into the job#the whole office job shit just killed his energy to be a total hater#Hes like a that one older guy who will honestly look ready to drop dead until he gives you a#a werthers original and a head Pat like#Youll get used to it dw kid#And you just want this man to make you some tea and read you a bedtime story#That vibe#That energy#shen qingqiu#luo binghe#shen yuan#cang qiong mountain sect#moshang is also there#Sqh is like 46 whilst sy is 44 ish#Yeahh hehehe
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"Roman Reigns was not man enough-"
Me:
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This lazy fu-
#poppy playtime#smiling critters#nightmare critters#allister gator#he reeks of parental neglect#get ready for his story when the rest of the nightmares come out cuz ima fuck them up BAD#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime 4
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#ts4#sims 4#branson and neia#branson flex#neia ibarra#mirabel flex#miguel flex#i swear bran takes care of the kids too!#and he does most of the cooking#bran looks ready for a vasectomy#and neia looks ready to make the appointment for him#they are so tired lmfao#i swear rl children are not as hard as sim children#ea aiming for zero population gowth#ea: you wanted a new lifestage? ima make you regret that
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i took a shot everytime they mentioned the gullet as i swallowed my tears
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I really shouldn’t have built up the fact in my head that a va show means hangman has to return 😭😭😭
#I’ve been trying not to think about how badly I miss him or how his absence effects my interest in wrestling#but uuuuhhh yeah just to be real ima be super sad if he doesn’t show up tonight#like clearly come back when you’re ready and I’m sure time at home with the wife and baby (babies???) has been lovely#but adam. please. my serotonin#ashleys talking again
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This actually happened between me n my siblings lmao 😭
#batim#babtqftim bendy#babtqftim au#quest cuphead#babtqftim cuphead#cuphead fanart#babqftim#cuphead oc#bendy the dancing demon#babtqftim#Mintythecup#I was choking on water for the next 3 minutes bc I wasn't ready 😭#Cuphead is my older sister#And mugman was my older brother LMAO-#the dynamic works because my sister is the oldest and my brother is the 2nd youngest#WHY DOES CUPHEADS EYE THING FKIN CHANGE SIDES#IMA THEOW HANDS#welp I cant fix it sadly
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ѕтι¢к тσ му gυηѕ, ι ∂ση'т єνєη ƒℓιη¢н ;
¢αη ρυѕн αℓℓ уσυ ωαηт , αιη'т мσνιη' αη ιη¢н ( . . . )
#{ did i do this instead of sleeping ? ........ irrelevant }#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 i don’t need the shades up to like the view ⌗ promo .#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 take a shot behind my back ima catch the bullets ⌗ self promo .#` ִ ☆゙ ۫ 👻 ֶָ ࣪ 𓂅 some bridges burned i’m not ready to rebuild yet ⌗ queue .
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U should apologize for falsely accusing a black fan of reporting accounts when this person admitted to it
#Also maybe dont tell people to kill themselves online? just a thought#yn.#Now i gotta get ready for renaissance ima get triple cross faded plz tell me not to post myself on accident
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we have a pattern tho:
fearless tv
red tv
midnights (ts10)
speak now tv
1989 tv
the tortured poets department (ts11)
so then next would be
rep tv / debut tv
and then ts12
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KUYAAAAAAAAA
#i got my 120 contracts ready#ima ride it#no fox details im killing myself#nu carnival kuya#nu carnival#kuya
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Dang it @anxious-lee-ler
That little comment talk we had yesterday got me all riled up and inspired- I already have so many fluffy SAMS fics I wanna finish, I can't add more!
But I've never been smart so I'm doing it-
I'm totally gonna write a ler!Jack fanfic- not sure if I wanna do a lee!Lunar one first or a lee!Solar one first-
But it's gonna happen- after I finish my first full practice fluff fic
#sun and moon show tickles#sfw tk community#sfw tickling community#im not ready#but im doing it anyway#oh man#the splash damage I'm gonna take from this-#ima die#but this is your fault-#jk youre great
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;-- aside from poor health, ive also been indulging in the new natlan region in genshin, so posting replies have tremendously slowed down my b
#;ooc#:^)#this upcoming weekend ima use it to recover sleep bc i need it so bad#but the replies are there just not edited and ready to post#im trying my hardest#my motivation hasn't died down just yet#my health has been kicking me in the balls gg#and welp genshin stuff happened so now im doing that and ye#kinich is my new baby
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I get see Bad fuckin Bunny live tomorrowww!!! Que sentimiento mas hijoeputaaa coñooo 😩😈🖤
#pstexttt#personal#day 1 fan over here and hadn’t had a chance to see him until now#I feel like a lil kid#shout out to my fucking BESTEST FRIEND for making this possible 🥹💕✨#i am hyperventilating#God send help#I will never stop talking about this#si me muero despues de mañana muero feliz#te amo benito#bad fucking bunny#p fuckin r#bad bunny#ready to lose my voice forever#like do you understand how much I love this man? NO!#que viva el reggaeton y la musica Latina#I can’t even get my thoughts out so ima leave it here#i’m still in shock#🥲🥲🥲#lo tuyo viene tambien mi amor 😘✨#nyc#puerto rico#dominican#reggaeton
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i love how much the antivan casual clothes fit him.
#he looks a lot less than his fc than esther does but i love it#i love his chubby-ish cheeks#aest: valentine de riva#davrin ready for your latin lover? /j#im probs gonna finish estehr first just wanted him made bc the game kept acting up#also i made him a rogue by accident/sobs#idk if ima change it though bc now that i think on it it fits better but i also dont want too many rogues and farryn si a rogue. i cant#picture farryn as a mage lmao. at least not with the options given.#i wanted him to be a death caller. i felt antivan crow death caller would be great but idk idk#must ponder more#i suppose i can have farryn a spellblade ...
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