#IM TALKING TO YOU WATTPAD
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if your favorite Link is Wild consider yourself an opp
#legend of zelda#the legend of zelda#linked universe#link#lu wild#I love him too but he is so overrated#like please im begging#write about someone else for once#IM TALKING TO YOU WATTPAD#im ashamed to even admit I get on that forsaken app but sometimes I get bored
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hi.
so because I see a lot of people doing this (and also because it is 11 in the evening and my phone is on 7% AND I'm bored) I'll just join in
so
for every note this post gets, I'll write a word—A SINGLE WORD—on this chapter I'm working on
have mercy
goodnight
#🅰️non talks#writing#ish?#uhhhh#fanfics#how do i tag this post#rb bait#if that tag even counts#um#gay gay homosexual gay#im running out of tags ok#tag game#i guess#listen man do whatever you want#author things#author shenanigans#idk#uh#uhh#wattpad#ao3#idjsosnisjdus im making up random tags as i go along#half of these are just me dialoguing like a side character
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sorry i need to be a hater for a minute. tim drake: robin is a plague upon this earth because it is late 2024 and i Still can't go into kon tags without seeing that stupid fucking blond bitch. enough
#rimi talks#i wanted to like tim/ber i wanted to like it sooo bad. unfortunately that is the worst comic i have EVER read.#i dont even have anything new to say about why tdr is bad bc i know ive said it all before#and trust me there is a fucking LOT to say about why tdr sucks shit#but every now and then some post just reminds me of how viscerally i hate that book#and then i sit here like the angy powerpuff girl pic from the ''no sweet poflo'' post.#megfitz really was like ''i HAVE to shipbait even while im already writing tim with my wattpad oc''#and so many of you people ate that shit up and asked for seconds.......... GET STANDARDS#then again im not sure if the people who can't shut up about kon being whiny abt tim/ber have even read tdr or if theyre just that annoying#because honestly tdr is a comic made for people who hate comics? so it could go either way
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no because wtf is this trend of “popular”wattpad writers that migrate over here and are COMPLETLEY NEW to tumblr, thinking they can just get away with stealing from bigger tumblr fic writers???
#( ♥︎ ) — messy talk.#no way after so many years this is STILL ongoing ????#like#atp im gonna put a dni for wattpad authors#ESPECIALLY THE FACT THAT YALL ARE MINORS?????#you ppl dont understand nor respect author’s boundaries on here#and it PISSES ME OFFF#i may have endured this shit for years but i would NEVER wish this upon my moots#and now this is happening to a moot of mine 😀😀😀#like whats wrong with yall#didnt yall learn plagiarism in the 6th grade#as much as i wanna rant on here im at work 💀#but yall get the point
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Bro can I say something ... I dont understand dirty talk lmao like ill do it a little . like once. like MGNNNGNH GIVE IT TO ME BABY and shit like that i wont like.. Say stupid shit the Entire time were fucking like bro ... Especially when dudes just ask a million questions it is so annoying like DO YOU LIKE IT CAN YOU TAKE THAT YEAH SUCK THIS DICK like oh my god dude. shut the fuck up for five seconds like please. idek how to respond like ... Also a lot of the games people play during sex I find really infuriating like the permission to cum thing like its just really frustrating and i dont really understand how people find it attractive mostly i just get really irritated. but im not really a sub ig trade trait im very "one more word out of you and im going to fucking kill you" like covering his mouth like SHUT THE FUCK UP
#but im also not really having sex w people id be friends with so tbh everything is gonna be pretty annoying#its just the annoying rehearsed tumblr shit like dude this isnt wattpad you sound dumb#also this is just me if u do this w ur lil boo thang dont let my hating discourage you im having sex in deep dark corners#im the really unstable young man you met on grindr who says 'no more talking' in the car on the way to the truck stop parking lot
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been having dreams of a certain yt boy as of late
#not the same boy as last like this a different one#this one’s real#and the dream played out like a cute little wattpad story too😭#so basically the scenario was that we were next door neighbors#kind of like a boy next door/ childhood best friends trope yk?#anyways he had called me and we were just chatting it up on the phone#and he was sounding all happy and excited about whatever tf he was talking about which was cute asfff😭#so as we’re talking on the phone im like ‘ykw lemme pull up to his place bcs i miss my man’#but as im packing my bag about to head out the door#his mood does a complete 180#like he just starts sounding all depressed and shit#then ofc i start pressing him like ‘yo what happened r you okay??’#and he’s like ‘yeah😢 don’t come over anymore😞😞 i gotta go😕’ and hangs up on me#and im standing there like ‘oh no😱 my bestie/lifetime crush is upset😨 i gotta get to the bottom of this🧐’#so obviously i got over to his house anyway#and bitch💀#when i open the door to his room#tell me why i find this man crying over some damn JJK LEAKS😭😭#bro was sitting at the edge of his bed tearing up at a manga panel of GOJO#anyway i felt like there was something deeper that was making him upset but then i woke up so who knows#and yeah that was my dream last night#maybe it’s all a sign…#[wp]#wasteland faves👩🏿❤️💋👩🏿
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oh tsats the book you could have been………
#tsats#the sun and the star#tsats crit#anti tsats#no hazel no reyna no fucking plot#i’ve talked abt this extensively but still. sigh#goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole sky etc#it’s been a few weeks now and honestly im more sad than angry#this book had so so much potential but it just threw it all away and for what. for what#it’s so much harder when you grow up w rick’s writing and just see the state that this universe is in now……#and can some of y’all stop being so quick to label every criticism as homophobia??#im queer myself and it’s just a shitty book no getting past it#i was actually really pumped for the queer rep but the weird pretentious wattpad-esque writing just… threw me off severely#im not saying the rrverse was fantastic at queer rep before but this book smashed any further ideas to pieces to do uhhhh absolutely nothing#im just… sick of it lol#🐋.txt
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spn is so fucking boring
#idk if this makes sense but i think they started to give more information than say kripke era spn#they show them have small talk we dont need they show them walk its all so slow i feel like im watching a bad wattpad story play out#kripke era did this too but it was always fun quick snappy you enjoyed it it taught you more of the character etc#like we dont need all that i promise your one off characters chatting is boring me#anyways on my way to watch season 11
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I have reached a point of NO return.
I'm almost glad algorithms don't like me and don't push my content forward. But to be honest, I want to see people with the same brainrot that I have.
#Yes im talking about french politics#More specifically Macron and Attal#I did an “animatic”#Just a tiktok tbh#But I put effort into it#lol#Where my french gang at?#Perks of a being a small creator#Can't get cancel#Because nobody knows what you're doing#anyway#have a good day#You know the brainrot is bad#When only wattpad didn't fail you#france#Fanfictions of#emmanuel macron#And#gabriel attal#in need#im waiting
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idk if this was a coincidence or i was an idiot but i recently realized that i also followed u on wattpad
long story short, i followed this blog for already quite a long time cause i love your edits but i only just followed u on wattpad recently (prob around the end of last year?), never really put 2 and 2 together until i saw u posting on wattpad about tumblr users booping e/o (we need the boops back permanently!!!)
that's also when i saw that u have a carrd linked on your profile and realized that this blog is also u when i was redirected here 💀
u literally have the same username on both sites but in my mind, everytime that there's just numbers or "aesthetic words" in the username, it's just gibberish for me and never really bother to remember unless blogs like yours pop up in my feed and made me remember
anyways i just feel like sharing this to u, it feels like a small world when i realized this about 2 weeks ago hahaha
i honestly didn't expect one of my wp followers to found me here 😭 (small world indeed) AHH BUT IM GLAD TO KNOW THAT THO!! Tysm for your support TT (and yes we need the boops back 🙏)
#*talks#IM GLAD YOU LIKE MY EDITS HERE <33 thats a huge compliment ty!#the reason why my wp and tumblr users are the same is because i dont have any idea for my user LMAOO#so everytime i make an account- i always make sure to use this 121231212i for my user 😼#also if you can tell me your wp user then please do! i would love to follow you back on wattpad >:)
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my cousin is making me watch the red white and royal blue movie IM SUFFERING!!!
#literal liberal wet dream like i hate to sound like a anti woke cuck but 😭😭😭😭 this is such a liberal movie#its like it was written by those ppl who are like what we need is more representation in SCOTUS AND THE HOUSE OF LORDS!#we love war criminals when theyre poc and gay.... you know what im talking about#and thr dialogue.... this has to have been a wattpad boom before it was published
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I will only achieve freedom and peace of mind once fanfic writers stop tagging oc works as “x reader”
#This is not an attack on wattpad#I have no expectations for wattpad#I’m talking to AO3 writers right now#Stop misusing the tag system it makes me want to drag my toenails across the sidewalk#Some of you need your tagging privileges revoked#ao3 fanfic#Hazbin Hotel writers im in your walls#Literally all I’m asking is that you unname the MC#And or state that they’re white coded before I get invested#hazbin hotel#I assure you my cheeks are not turning red and he is not running his fingers through my hair
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Something I made for my discord friend's AU crossing over with mine
#inazuma eleven go#inazuma eleven#fanart#raimon eldritch chronicles#kidou yuuto#otonashi haruna#i have a friend who has an au if ina11go#instead of soccer they're assassins#yes if you stumbled upon Assassins on wattpad by RoyalGuardianGirl that's the fic/AU im talking abt#yes the author is one of my discord besties#we are currently having an rp of our aus interacting#and we also have an rp of a minecraft au as well#yes it's lore mystics
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im
bamsara
i am so envious that the stuff you wrote as a 7th grader is the best literary work ive read in YEARS
regardless of fnaf canon whatfuckingever this collection has my heart and soul
YOUVE BEWITCHED ME HEART AND SOUL
no seriously the way they used such descriptive words and emotive language at the age of 14??????? I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT SOLAR LUNACY IS RN (haven’t read it but fuck it i might as well) it’s insane
i n s a n e
the writing is so fucking detailed and concise and i adore it so much i love writers like these
you will always have my praise like UAAGAAAAAAU
#im rereading the jeremike collection on wattpad again#😭😭#i am literally not fucking kidding this fic is my bible#like despite this being fucking 7 years old#wait no EIGHT#THIS FIC CAME OUT IN 2015#AND ITS THE BEST WRITTEN THING IVE EVER READ TO T H I S D A Y#IM NOT KIDDING THIS IS NOT NOSTALGIA TALKING#AND OP WROTE THESE THINFS IN 7TH GRADE LIKE?!???#ITS THE BEST FUCKING THING IVE EVER READ AND IT WAS BY SOMEONE WHO LOOKS BACK ON IT CRINGING#LFBRKDBEJDBSK#guys like i mean it#yeah sure there are outdated references and the comments are mainly from 2015 which means they’re all incredibly cringe#and some grammar and spelling and punctuation mistakes are there#but do you realise#how good of a writer you have to be#for me to ignore all those things#remember those fanficks i wrote those many moons ago#i can ignore all of those things if the actual writing is INCREDIBLE#otherwise goodbye-#but DAMN.#their writing is my favourite like by far ok im done#im just in awe#text post
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I'm gonna continue my osmp fic and probably post what I got already
#yuk.talks#gotta start the cool partttt#im so anxious acutalllt since o feel its shit#its nothing like these cool fics like ad astra or some shit#its like wattpad languagee😕😭😭😭#screw you wattpad curse...#yeah gonna post it soon and mute notifs and never talk about it ever again
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its giving....wattpad
nah im being too harsh, they dont even do this stuff on wattpad
#im talking about my last post#why does this trope bug me actually??#like oh “ive never loved before you” trope....i dont like it and i dont 100% know why#(for immortal beings anyways)#i used to read a lot of wattpad stories and like its giving yandere#not that i dont like a good yan story here and there but in just regular love stories my brain rejects this trope apparently#and even yans can have past relationships
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