#IM SO SHOCKED I DID THIS IN ONE DAY???!?;!;!?

[cheftsunoda]

no im not in love — ln4

smau

lando norris x !best friend singer reader

yn and lando have been best friends for years— they have also spent those years doing things that ‘best friends’ don’t. morning cuddles, stealing kisses, sleeping together, getting jealous when the other is spotted with someone else. yn releases a song and fans pick it apart…noting it to be about lando. will this cause the two to finally admit that they love each other?

obviously based of the tate songgg

fc : madison beer and various pinterest girlies

⚠️not proofread! slight angst, gets a tiny bit steamy, blah blah⚠️

draft for yall while I proofread and fix part 4 of heal your heart

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“swear im only sleeping at your house— six times in one week— cause its convenient.”

f1gossipgirls

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f1gossipgirls : Singer YN LN leaving Lando Norris’ place six days in a row this week — coincidence or something more? The longtime best friends, who’ve known each other since their early teens, have fueled romance rumors for years. With this kind of consistency, fans are wondering if the ‘just friends’ label still applies…

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username00 : lando! blink if your in love

username10 : she is always there…I don’t think this is out of the ordinary for them. she always pops up in his streams so we kind of know she is there

username5 : he was seen at a restaurant with magui last week too so idk

username7 : 6 days…in a row…this is more consistency than I have with my own employer

username17 : me pretending to be shocked while I’ve had a wedding pinterest board for them since 2019

username20 : the greatest situationship of our generation

username22 : that man is in love I will not elaborate

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“are you coming over later?” lando asked over the phone and i chuckled to myself.

“i might as well move in at this point,” i said, and felt a smile creep onto my face.

“already made that offer and you said no,” he said, a teasing edge in his voice.

i rolled onto my back, staring up at the ceiling, my heart doing that annoying flutter thing it always did when he got like this — casual, but with just enough meaning to keep me spiraling.

“well…”i trailed off, biting my lip. “that was before you started bribing me with morning coffee and back rubs.”

“you forgot the part where i let you pick the movies and stick your cold feet on me,” he added, smug.

i laughed. “okay, true. honestly, i am starting to think you want me to move in.”

there was a pause — not awkward, just weighted — like he was thinking about how honest he wanted to be.

“i do,” he said simply. “i like having you here.”

that shut me up real quick. for a second, all I could hear was the sound of my own pulse in my ears.

“well,” I said, voice slightly higher than I intended, “guess I’ll start bringing more than just an overnight bag.”

he laughed, soft and warm. “good. ive already got a spot cleared out in the closet.”

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“Only kinda dressing like you now— ‘cause your clothes they fit me — and that’s good reason.”

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lando : looks so much better on you anyways

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alexandrasaintmleux : hmm…still at his place…in his hoodie?

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yn_ln : yes mum 🙄

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alexandrasaintmleux: that’s funny…same thing I do with Charles WHO IS MY BOYFRIEND

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yn_ln : speaking of charles- tell him to stop being nosey

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alexandrasaintmleux: WHAT HE SAY FUCK ME FOR - charles

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i wasn’t planning to steal it.

but there it was, draped over the back of his couch — navy blue, soft-looking, and very obviously worn in. his favorite one. definitely the one I always “borrowed” and conveniently forgot to give back.

i glanced over my shoulder. lando was still in the kitchen, humming to himself and completely unaware of my criminal intentions.

i grabbed the hoodie and pulled it over my head. it smelled like him — some combination of expensive cologne, laundry detergent, and whatever shampoo he used that I secretly liked more than mine.

just as i was admiring myself in the mirror by the door, arms swallowed whole and sleeves dragging over my hands, i heard him behind me.

“oh, really?” he said, amused. “that’s your hoodie now?”

i turned slowly. “possession is nine-tenths of the law.”

he narrowed his eyes. “you are unbelievable.”

“and yet,” i said, tugging the sleeves over my fingers with a grin, “you still like me.”

he rolled his eyes but crossed the room and stood in front of me, eyes flicking down to the hoodie.

“i liked that one.”

i stood on my toes and kissed his cheek. “you still do. you are just sharing it now.”

he gave me the look — the one that meant he was annoyed, but also very clearly melting.

“you know you’re not getting away with this, right?”

i shrugged. “too late. ive already imprinted on it.”

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“every friend of mine—I told them the same— no im not in love”

“so,” alexandra said, sipping her mimosa with an innocent smile, “how’s your new apartment been?”

I blinked. “My new what?”

Kika leaned forward, chin in hand. “lando’s. six nights this week, babe. we have a group chat. we have been counting.”

i nearly choked on my drink. “okay, first of all, you have way too much time on your hands. second, we are best friends.”

lily raised an eyebrow. “friends who do what, exactly? morning cuddles? sleep together? kiss each other? share clothes? share socks?”

i gaped at her. “that was one time—he had cold feet!”

kika smirked. “he has cold feet, and you’re in love.”

“i am not in love,” i said, louder than necessary, which of course made all three of them lean in.

alexandra tilted her head. “sure. you just smile at your phone every single time he texts you and you wear his clothes like you don’t have a whole closet of your own.”

i opened my mouth. closed it. opened it again. “its a nice hoodie!”

lily grinned. “and he’s a nice man. who makes you pancakes and lets you sleep in his bed.”

kika raised her glass. “to yn and lando— her completely platonic live in boyfriend.”

alexandra clinked hers with a laugh. “who she’s not in love with, of course.”

i groaned and dropped my face into my hands. “i hate all of you.”

“lies,” lily sang. “you love us. just like you love—”

“don’t say it.”

“—landoooo,” all three of them said in unison, full chaos energy.

i sighed. “you are impossible.”

kika winked. “so is pretending you’re not head over heels. just admit it, and we’ll buy you matching mugs.”

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“And I don’t hate every girl your eyes go to.”

f1gossipgirls

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f1gossipgirls : After weeks of swirling rumors, YN LN and Lando Norris have finally stepped out… just not with each other. Lando was spotted getting cozy with model Magui Corceiro, while YN was seen out with none other than Magui’s ex, footballer João Félix. Coincidence? Petty? The plot thickens.

username00 : be so for real right now. there is no way this isn’t intentional. YN OUR PETTY QUEEN.

username5 : yn really said fine you want her?? ill get with her ex

username7 : I need to achieve this level of petty bitch some day

username14 : i know alex and kika are somewhere screaming rn

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username00: OH they r CREEPING

username22 : call me delulu but this could just be for pr

username15 : this is so iconic im screaming

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yn_ln

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yn_ln : life lately

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kikagomes : you are so hot come kiss me

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yn_ln : on my way!

charles_leclerc : Floki and Leo play date sometime soon? 😌

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yn_ln : absolutely!

joaofelix79 : a mais linda😻

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username00 : damn she really said lando won’t commit?? hard launch

username7 : her and joao lowkey look so good together

username14 : no lando like…that is how you know he is pissed

username15: I went through 5 years of her posts and this is the only one with no Lando like

pierregasly : who is that beautiful woman you are playing chess with??

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yn_ln : my girlfriend :)

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pierregasly: should’ve known I’d get that response

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“you didn’t have to post that photo,” lando said, not even looking up from his phone.

i glanced at him from across the room. “what photo?”

“the one with João. the one where he’s practically breathing on your neck.”

i rolled my eyes. “it is called posing, lando.”

“oh, so now it’s posing?” he scoffed. “looked cozy to me.”

i crossed my arms. “right…because you’d know all about looking cozy. how is magui, by the way?”

his head snapped up. “don’t bring her into this.”

i laughed, bitter. “oh, I’m sorry. was that hitting a little too close to home?”

“you are being ridiculous.”

“and you’re being possessive for someone who swears we’re just friends.”

that shut him up for a second. Then he said, quieter, “m’not possessive.”

“really?” i said, stepping toward him. “because you’re acting like I cheated on a boyfriend I don’t have.”

he stood up too, jaw tight. “maybe i wouldn’t care if you weren’t acting like you’re suddenly in love with João fucking Félix.”

i stared at him. “and maybe i wouldn’t care if you didn’t light up every time she laughs at your jokes.”

“you know what?” i muttered, grabbing my jacket. “this is dumb. you do whatever you want. do whoever you want.”

“already have been,” he snapped. “and so have you.”

i was halfway out the door when he called after me, voice softer but stubborn. “you’re the one who said we were just friends.”

i paused, turned slightly. “yeah. well. maybe that was a mistake.”

neither of us said what we really meant. the tension in the air said enough. touching.

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“I’m not bothered looking up your exes — Matter fact we could probably be friendses.”

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f1gossipgirls : Oh? YN LN hanging out with Luisa Oliveira — Lando’s ex — in Monaco today? Did not have that on my bingo card.

username2 : guys calm down— her and luisa have stayed in touch since her and lando split. they are always interacting online

username5 : no bc if my ex and best friend were having a meeting about me id cry and never been seen again.

username7 : giving “we both survived the same man”

username10 : forget the drivers. the wags have taken over the season.

username8: yn pls drop a selfie with luisa with the caption “his taste is consistent” PLEASE

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“we got the same taste that ain’t my fault”

it supposed to be a solo coffee run. no drama. no tension.

i pushed open the door to the little corner café, the bell chiming like it always did, and stepped inside—only to immediately bump into someone coming from the opposite direction.

“oh—sorry, I—” my voice caught.

lando.

he froze too, holding two takeaway cups, one already half-spilled from the impact.

“hi,” he said, blinking like he wasn’t sure i was real. “i—wow. hi.”

i swallowed hard. “hey.”

we both stood there, awkwardly, in the narrow doorway, neither moving. my heart thudded. this place — this stupid café — had been ours for so long that it felt wrong seeing him here and not being with him.

“i didn’t think you still came here,” he said, voice low. “not without me.”

“yeah,” I said quickly. “i didn’t. not really. just—craved it today.”

“guess we still have the same taste?” he said and looked down.

“and I just spilled one of yours. cool.”

i couldn’t help the small laugh that slipped out. “you always did have terrible coordination off-track.”

he gave me that sideways smirk i hated how much i missed. “says the girl who once tripped literally just over air…many times.”

“that was one time.”

“it was three.”

the silence after that wasn’t heavy like before. it felt like it always has.

“i miss this,” he said suddenly, glancing around the café, then at me. “i miss you.”

i looked at him then — really looked. the tired eyes. the nervous thumb tapping the side of the cup. the way he kept stealing glances like he was afraid i might disappear if he blinked.

“i miss you too,” i admitted.

he exhaled. like he’d been holding his breath for weeks.

“i was stupid,” he said. “about the fight. about João. about everything.”

i bit my lip. “i was too. i didn’t mean to hurt you.”

“i know,” he said. “i didn’t mean to lose you.”

A pause.

“so don’t,” i whispered.

he looked at me like the world tilted back into place. then held out one of the remaining coffees — the unspilled one. my usual.

“still how you like it?”

i nodded, smiling. “perfect.”

and for the first time in weeks, things felt right again — no explanations, no drama. just us. at our table. in our café. where it all began.

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“if i slip and i somehow say it — you should know in advance, im wasted.”

the bass was shaking the floor. lights pulsed, the air smelled like overpriced tequila and victory, and someone — probably charles — had just climbed onto the DJ booth screaming “he finally won one!”

lando was glowing. sweaty, flushed, champagne-soaked, still in his tee with a medal crooked around his neck. everyone was celebrating like it was the first time F1 had ever seen a podium. maybe it felt like the first time. especially to me. he found me through the crowd, grinning, eyes already glassy with drunk adrenaline.

“there you are,” he said, stumbling slightly as he pulled me in with one arm. “did you see me? like actually see me?”

“hard to miss when you were standing on top of the world,” i yelled over the music.

he laughed, messy and wild, like it was pouring straight out of his chest. “could not have done it without you.”

“lando, i didn’t even—”

“you were there,” he said, serious now, crowd and noise fading behind us. “you are always there. i look for you first.”

i froze, heart stuttering. “you are drunk.”

“yup,” he said. “but not wrong.”

and before i could say anything, before i could stop him or stop myself, he leaned in and kissed me — champagne-flavored, heat-drunk and reckless.

it was a little too fast. a little too desperate. but, it felt right. like something we’d been circling for too long.

he pulled back first, eyes wide like he couldn’t believe it either. “was that—?”

“stupid,” i said quickly.

he nodded. “yeah. super stupid.”

then kissed him again.

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lando and i barely made it into his hotel room before his hands were back on me, clinging to the zipper on the back of my dress. his lips sucking on my neck and i let out a light moan. he gently pushes me back onto the bed and crawls on top of me.

“ive wanted this for so long.” he admits before his lips brushed against mine.

“me too.” i stuttered as i felt his hands explore me.

before i knew it — we were both undressed and pressed against each other.

“you sure you’re okay with this?” he asked.

“please- lando. i want you.” i said and a smirk appeared on his face. i feel him inside of me and his lips are attached to mine again.

“i-i love you.” i muttered through my moans—not fully realizing what i said.

“i love you more. always have.” he whispered in my ear, driving me crazy.

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my head was pounding and i could barely open my eyes but as i did i noticed lando beside me. this obviously was not rare but he was…naked. i gasped to myself and looked around the hotel room. our clothes mixed on the floor. i stared at myself in the mirror and noticed hickeys from my neck down to my mid chest. i sighed— trying to recall the events of last night.

last night.

the win. the club. the kiss. the aftermath.

his hands. my shirt on the floor. my heart in his hands.

the words — god, the words.

“i love you.”

i said it first. then he said it back. too fast, too real, too drunk.

but also… not drunk enough to lie.

i carefully untangled myself, trying not to wake him, and grabbed the nearest hoodie i could find — his, obviously — before tiptoeing into the bathroom. i was halfway through drinking water straight from the tap like a gremlin when i heard his voice, raspy and half-asleep behind me.

“you left the bed.”

i turned. “you were starfishing.”

he gave a lazy smile. “you didn’t run.”

“nope, still here. still processing.”

he nodded, rubbing his hands over his face. “same.”

“we said somethings.”

“yeah,” he said blinking at me. “we did.”

“im sorry- i don’t- know. i was drunk.”

“don’t apologize. i meant it, yn.” he said.

“so did i.” i said with a sigh of relief.

“i love you, yn.” he said and pulls me into the bed holding me.

“good because if you said you didn’t i was just gonna throw myself off the balcony from embarrassment.”

“so dramatic, even hungover.” he chuckled, kissing my head.

“consistent…and in love with my best friend apparently.”

“good to hear…I’ve been in love with you for ages.”

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f1gossipgirls

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f1gossipgirls : Lando Norris and YN LN caught getting rather steamy in the club after his most recent win.

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username00 : the audacity to make no im not in love about him and then DO THIS

username2 : well this is one way to make up with your friend after a fight

username5 : me pretending I’m happy for them when really I’m pacing my room like a victorian widow

username7 : You KNOW Lily and Kika are already planning the wedding. Alexandra’s making the guest list. Soft launch era is over.

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username8 : CAUGHT CREEPING AGAIN

username14 : I don’t care about the driving anymore— need a whole season of this

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yn_ln : okay I lied im in love with my best friend but stream no im not in love about your situationships!!!

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username7 : girlie we been knew

alexandrasaintmleux: never tell me im wrong ever again— but im so happy for you bb!

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lilymhe : good thing I started planning the wedding like 3 years ago

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kikagomes : lost my wife 😭😭

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yn_ln : you still have me mamas

lando : ive loved you since i first laid eyes on you

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charles_leclerc : I catch a stray for being nosey when you literally LIED

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yn_ln : haha sorry charlie…😀

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lando : she loves me so much she made a song to convince the world she didn’t 😎

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oscarpiastri : good im tired of seeing you mope around the paddock

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lando : now you get to watch me smooch yn all the time

oscarpiastri : goodie

maxfewtrell : took you both long enough

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carlossainz55 : im glad you both remembered the next morning bc I couldn’t break it to you if you didn’t

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[asahehskafah]

every time I saw this post, I felt strange. It didn't feel like it applied to me, but I couldn't help pausing to stare out of the window for a moment.

It wasn't until last month that I realised it did.

A local transmasc had noticed me simply nodding along and saying 'same' when he was briefly summarising some of his trauma, instead of looking mildly to moderately shocked like everyone else at the meet-up. He pretty much cornered me in my DMs a while later when I was having a bad day and said 'hey do you wanna like. get into any of this?'

By that point I had already kinda figured out the deity identity stuff, but wasn't really that confident in owning it properly, nor had I figured out some of the more specific reasons why I felt it fit. He systematically deconstructed over 26 years worth of parental and societal trauma over a few days and it has made me realise how completely my internal structure is made up of nothing but a lattice barely-working beams that were never meant to be load-bearing, carefully constructed around a space of nothingness.

Lacking a sense of self is horrifying to me. My core is a void around which barely anything exists, except for a handful of preferences (I like specific times of stories, i dislike specific types of food, etc). I hadn't realised that I'd gone through so much of what I did until he literally ripped down the curtain shielding my introspection from going near that part of the room.

So seeing this post again, with the magnitude of mine own folly at last laid bare? It hurts. I am repressed. I've denied myself for nearly three decades. I've avoided doing anything to try to be myself because I've learnt from my past experiences that all it does is gets people hurt, and they hurt me back in the process. I feel like anything I'd do that would result in me taking up space endangers those around me, and thus endangers myself in response.

Making this account was a way for me to figure out what lays beneath the shell. I hesitate to even call it a mask, I don't think it's even vaguely reminiscent of humanity. I know it'll take time for me to find myself, but now that I'm aware of this wound at the centre of the world, it hurts so much to have to live with it.

I want to get through this. I need to live and survive and figure out what's on the other side of this barrier. I need to get out of my landlord(mother)'s house and cut her out of my life, have a space where I can actually figure out who I am and who I'm meant to be. But there's so much waiting involved while the 'affordable' housing company im on the waiting list for (and have been for over 6 months) does their thing, and I don't know how much longer I can hold out.

As I'm writing this, I'm AFK in FF14, listening to one of my favourite melancholy songs and sitting in a field of Elpis flowers, blooms meant to represent hope. The song is about the journey we've already walked, and how we've survived it. 'Unbroken promises we made so long ago. You're still here.' It makes me sob wretchedly to think about how I've survived this far, through the lens of this song. 'Always, night follows day. The sun will shine again. Walk on, never look back.'

I hope I can keep going.

i keep meeting transfems whose personalities are like, gaping wounds. girls who've been stomped on over and over until they start thinking they're uniquely evil and they deserve it. people shouldn't be allowed to treat us like this.

[darkbluekies]

How would the guys react if there kids and darling did the shut the fuck up mom trend ???( sorry for my English)

Warnings: Edmund is not a very good father

A/N: Jerry’s not included because she doesn't want or have kids. Oh and im not sure if I'm thinking if the wrong trend but I've written something

Silas:

Sierra would be the one to suggest it, and the one wanting to test it out. Emelie would watch in amusement with the comfort of it not being her and Darla would find it interesting. Silas, however, would not. He knows how bad mouthy his daughters can be and he lets them, mostly, but not when it comes to you. He'd enter the room quick, too quick, eyes dark.

"What the fuck did you just say? Sierra, you better apologize immediately and buy your mother something she likes if you don't want your allowance to be pulled in for a year."

And when he gets to know that it's just a joke and you're in on it? He'd glance at the three daughters laughing.

"All of you? Really? I'm so close to giving your inheritance to charity."

Dr Kry:

Lydia would tell Nadia to do it, not wanting to join in her sister’s dumb ideas. Dr Kry would react immediately. He'd enter the bedroom, face in utter disbelief.

"Who has taught you to use such nasty words towards your mother? Is it those friends of yours? I knew that they were a bad influence. Apologize. Now."

When you softly tell him that it's just a joke, that you gave them permission, his face wouldn't change.

"Joke or not, we don't say such things in this house. I'll let it slide this time because of your little joke, but do not make it a habit. We have a basement that would love to be cleaned."

King Edmund:

Edmund does not take the treatment of you lightly. Especially when it comes to Ludwig. It'd be a rare occurrence when you and Ludwig get along and he'd be down for a joke, but he'd be cautious, knowing how fas5 his father gets angry. So when be does, he's quick to hide behind you. Edmudn would hear him a mile away and would arrive a second later.

"What the fuck did you say? Who do you think you are, speaking to your mother like that? You should be grateful your mother loves you as much as she does or I'd show you what ungrateful brats get when they think they’re cool."

Ludwig would tug your shirt, signaling for you to tell the truth. You thought it'd calm Edmund, maybe maje him laugh. It doesn't.

"Ludwig, you're too old for these childish games. I'd expect it from Victoria, not you. Go do something useful. I don't want to see you for the rest of the day."

Hedwig:

It'd be expected from Violet, with her temper, but from sweet, shy Astor? That's just why he suggests him doing it. Violet would laugh, nodding. She'd come running the second Astor says it, shocked beyond belief.

"Astor! No! What's gotten into you? I don't want to hear such filth coming from you. My sweet boy, come here. Don't say that to papa, that's not nice."

Violet would tell her that it's just a joke and that you're in on it. Hedwig would sigh.

"Don't do that, that's not nice! But I'm thankful you're not mean, that'd break my heart. Oh well, that's enough heart attacks for one day, can we get some ice cream or something?"

[jae-draws]

sketch page in between The Horrors™, that's what'll save me

[starlighthosh]

Im not sure if u accept headcanons or not but what about headcanon/reaction for roomate reader caught toned hoshi maturbating his morning wood laying on his bed with an arm behind his head. Curtain wide open with gold sunlight landed on his divined naked figure

Idk if this will help but this is the image of him i picture of him, just all horny after a great workout: https://x.com/dailybestboys/status/1692606508029120874

Note: i cant wait for svt comeback asdfghjjkl the solos and going svt is coming bck. We r healed again oh and na pd svt bnb!! We r so spoiled, n how are u doing?

We’re really getting fed with all the content coming up, I’m super excited.

Since I’m sick, I’m basically just lazing in my bed the whole day💀 but besides that I couldn’t be better. MDNI

Morning wood - k.sy

extra warning: handjob

roommate!hoshi who always wakes up with a morning wood, clearly visible through his boxers.

roommate!hoshi who jerks himself off while imagining it’s your hand or mouth.

roommate!hoshi whose body is bathed by the morning sun, shining through his windows. One arm behind his head, flexing his biceps.

roommate!hoshi who gets caught mid-moan by you, standing in the doorframe with a shocked face.

You didn’t know what to do. Your mind wanted to leave, but your body was frozen, not moving an inch.

roommate!hoshi who desperately asks you for help, reaching out for you.

You sat down next to him, eyes locked on his dick. You replaced his hand with yours, giving him some slow strokes. Hoshi moaned at the feeling of finally having your hand on his dick, after he imagined it so many times. His cock covered in pre-cum, making sweet wet noises. “You feel so good” Hoshi mumbled. His chest was rising and falling with trouble, his breath short. You carefully watched him, his facial expressions, the way his body reacted to your movements, certain on making him cum hard and fast. “Fuck.. fuck yes, that’s it” he exclaimed, melting into your touch. His hand rested on your hips with a firm grip.

roommate!hoshi who pulls you in for a sloppy kiss, all tongue and everything, groaning into your mouth.

roommate!hoshi who guides you through the handjob.

“Faster” he commanded with a shaky exhale. The orgasm build up inside of him, the grip on your hips wandered down to your ass, slightly squeezing it. “I’m gonna cum, please” he pathetically cried out.

roommate!hoshi who proceeded to fuck upwards into your fist, his hips stuttering while he pleasured himself.

roommate!hoshi who eventually came undone beneath you, his cum all over your fingers and his naked abs.

roommate!hoshi who gets embarrassed afterwards. Like, why did he ask you for help instead of hiding???

You smiled at his embarrassment, leaning forward to kiss him. He returned the kiss, rolling over so you’re under him. The kiss lasted a few minutes, not breaking once, while he undressed you.

roommate!hoshi and you who continued to make out and fuck the whole day like wild animals.

roommate!hoshi who now always asks for your help in the morning, addicted to your touch.

a/n:

The writers block is really getting to me😭 But you know what they say: short but sweet

[returnofeternity]

hope finals have been going well for you!! they're lowk kicking my ass and i might have to retake them 😭💔 but anyways— nothing but thoughts about adult van 🥲

thinking about being a college student who goes into town during their breaks, trying to find something to do or just eat somewhere for lunch. maybe you bump into van at a café or at her work just out of curiosity, resulting in a spark of a genuine bond that you start coming to her regularly. she gives you sm movie recs and probably great advice whenever you're doubting yourself because of school getting hard that you start crushing on her so bad 😭

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i just finished all of them yesterday!!! i passed all of them 😁 hope u do well on urssss :)

you have a long gap between classes and decide to take the bus/or ur car if you drive (im license-less sorry) to your favorite cafe that always give you freebies. maybe you pass by van when you first walk in! you have to do a double-take because 1. this is the most beautiful woman you've ever seen here, and 2. she calls you babe after you held the door open for her. you're blushing and smiling as you make your way to the cashier, and they know. they mention that her name is van and she's a regular here, almost as regular as you.

you would have never expected that the random video store you happened to stumble upon a few minutes later was run by her.

she's in the back sorting things when you walk in, the little bell ringing to signal that a customer is in, and she yells that she'll be right with you. you walk around in awe, looking at all the awesome vintage items, poking around through old magazines she has and laughing at how there's old porn in here.

"we have vintage tapes too." the raspy voice from behind makes you jump, and you blush bright red at getting caught. your eyes widen when you turn around and see the older woman from the cafe. the one who called you babe. "uh," an awkward sound comes out of your throat. you place the magazine back down and turn around, not ready to face her. "you're from the cafe." she looks you up and down. "did you follow me here?" the woman laughs at your shocked face and scoots past you to rearrange some CDs, grumbling about 'some teenagers.' you scratch your neck and turn around to look at her again. "i just thought the store looked cool. i didn't know you worked here."

you ask her about what she recommends, and you two get lost in a talk about movies, CDs, mp3 players (she has a hard time believing you're even old enough to have had one -__-), and what you like to do for fun. you're genuinely there for hours, just following her while she puts things away and shows you what she has. you end up leaving with like 5 VHS tapes along with the VCR machine she rented out to you. and she expects you to be back to report on all the movies.

at first, she's honestly just a safe space for you :( thinking this older butch lesbian who kind of takes you under her wing, showing you all sorts of queer cinema that you've never even heard of before, always giving you advice and talking to you about things you wanna learn. van who, once you two start to get closer, takes you out to lesbian bars and introduces you to all her older butch and femme friends!!!!

she;s so amazing. you tell her that you're crushing on this girl and she just immediately goes into ways on how to ask her out and when you say EXACTLY what she told you to say, she just says "good job! she'll for sure say yes." like girl 😑😑 she tries to play cool and act like she knew, but she's dying inside.

van who drops you off and picks you up from classes in her truck 😍��� always kisses you and tells you good luck in your classes, always asks you how your day was and if ur hungry cos she'll take you out to eat :)

always thinkin of movie dates in her room. popping in a VHS and cuddling on the couch, telling her about how you were on ebay and saw this shrek crt tv for sale and that she should totallllyyy get it. and you know van palmer don't mess around about ebay bidding.

ALSO. do yall think this is her skateboard......gulp. butch skateboarder van......

sorry for this added angst but now i just cant stop thinking about being van's favorite regular and hearing about her passing away 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[beddybites]

How did Gyomei even turn to a baby? Was it a similar BDA to the one of baby Mui au, or a combination of a few? I'm considerong making a fic of this when I finish finals but I wanna do it according to your canon :]

On a similar note, how did the hashiras react to his situation? Did he also turn during a hashira meeting like your baby Mui au, or was it during a mission like you baby Obanai au?

im thinking it was a mix of both… Gyomei transforms a day after being hit with some kind of Blood Demon Art, and de-aged whilst in the middle of a training session with Genya and Muichiro

all of the Hashira were really shocked by the whole thing… they were initially in disbelief until they saw him for themselves, and really everyone absolutely loves and cherishes the little guy (albeit in their own ways)… they step up more now that their eldest is a tiny baby

i would love to see a fic!!! id be honored if you made one! thank you so much!!! and best of luck on your exams!

[taylorklosscomeout138]

Im blocking out the user because this is by no means directly towards them, but more so to address this tired recurring sentiment that will never get our community anywhere.

This is going to be a long rant too at that.

Y'all say you want community, then your actions prove everything against that. All these divides have been caused within the gaylor community ourselves. Please tell me who's approval we are trying to gain here???

I think y'all lost the plot a long time ago and forgot that we are all hated the same in the eyes of hetlors and antis.

This entire "I'm a Kaylor but I'm not like THOSE people, I'm different than THOSE Kaylors" is extremely pick me and it is exactly the same thing as the expression "Don't eat me bear, I'm one of the good ones!! You should only eat them they are the problem!"

And then you know what's going to happen? The bear might eat us first, but you're next. They aren't gonna accept you with open arms because you create divides to boost your place in the community just a little higher than another's. It is pointless.

Infighting gets us NO WHERE. In fact in the passed few days I have witnessed homophobic swifties enjoying that our community is at odds and broken off into sections and debates.

Did y'all know you do not have to have the exact same gaylor beliefs to still be in the same WHOLE community? I know it's so shocking but you actually don't have to believe everything I do to be my friend or civil counterpart within the community and neither do I vise versa.

I have 0 problem with people not being late stage Kaylors or even people not being Kaylors at all. Lore is up to interpretation, and sure I think there is a ton of evidence that backs LSK but I don't need you to agree because that's not the root purpose of the gaylor community.

It becomes a problem when people pick fights and insist that someone is wrong and must change their mind or call beliefs insane or crazy as if that isn't the most ironic thing to do because newsflash it is has never been a secret that everyone who isn't a gaylor, thinks the concept of gaylor is insane.

Everything Taylor does revolving gaylor IS crazy to go to the lengths she does. We are fresh off of an era of her depicting herself in a psychward like?????? There just has to be some kind of cognitive dissonance. Gaylor lore is built off of being willing to believe something crazy because there can only be so many coincidences before it's a fact and no longer a theory.

But the saddest part to me is to see our own community resort to the SAME harmful tactics that hetlors used against all of us for years. It is so hypocritical and disgusting truly. Like really??? Gaylors deliberately going into the safe spaces of other gaylors to call them insane and tell them to take their meds just because they don't agree or see the same as to why some people believe differently?

And somehow said people doing this don't see how they are behaving exactly like antis???? Especially the ones I've seen go into late stage Kaylor spaces, screenshot people's videos or comments of analysis that are literally backed by evidential reasoning and then PLASTER it on Twitter of all places?? The nastiest most unsafe place for us?? And some of the people who get put on there don't even have a Twitter for this community--- for that very reason that Twitter swifties are absolutely insane.

And we are just completely okay with setting up our own to potentially face horrendous threats and harassment all because you don't agree with something they think? Grow up. No one required you to believe what they said and no one asked you to invasively intrude onto their account looking to create an issue.

Who cares if people are wrong?????? Then they'll just be proven wrong and the world will keep spinning, but what in yalls minds makes you think it's okay to subject fellow queer people to harmful environments over a difference in opinion? If you don't agree scroll this is the exact same thing we always said about antis. It's no different.

Now let me ask this, what if who you're doing all that over ends up being proven right??? Do you not grasp that you would have put yourself in the same embarassing positions antis will be when Taylor does formally make it clear in a world wide gesture that she's queer?

Except the context is simply going to be you having to reflect on all those hate tweets you still have up and harassment of people who you swore were wrong. It leads to nothing but embarrassment and again it is pointless.

You are getting nothing out of striving to put parts of the community below yourself other than a delusional temporary feeling that you aren't the most hated of the Taylor community.

That's clearly what it's about at this point and we see the same thing when it comes to LGBTQ+ swifties who are antis vs Gaylors. We're all queer yet antis insist they are the better gay of the community because they don't speculate or look into queer flagging and they're not weird and invasive like us.

Except at the end of the day we still all share the same root commonality that we're all LGBTQ+ and all hated for that and nothing will change that we are all looked down upon by homophobes for that. But still divides are insisted, so someone has the upperhand.

In which in this case that's substituted by the bottom line purpose of gaylor that encompasses us all which is the belief that Taylor is LGBTQ+ which all anti-gaylors and homophobes hate us for no matter what type of gaylor you are, and the divides are the conflicting beliefs when it comes to muse discussions.

I am not saying we need to all hold hands, skip, and sing songs around the campfire, I'm just saying if you can't get along or bare to be civil with someone who has a different gaylor view then avoid certain sections of the community. Don't interact with them. Certaintly do not seek out their content or purposefully use your platform to get them attacked or try to get a hit tweet off of making fun of them. It is literally getting us no where, it is extremely immature for grown adults to be doing, and it so exhausting and sad to witness daily.

Wrap all that up by tomorrow. Especially with where we are at right now politically with LGBTQ+ rights, putting any queer / trans gaylor on that awful app in the context of a hate tweet knowing there is 0 restrictions and Swifties have no limits to what they'll say and do to others is simply out of touch.

[starrynightarchive]

link to the fic

(dedicated to my dear friend @softzosan)

why you should read it:

dude im not gonna lie to you. i don't know what else to say other than that it's fun. it's so fun. we got it all here we got ANGST we got HURT AND COMFORT we got SEXUAL TENSION we got TRAUMA AND SELF HATE we got PINING we got SO SO MUCH LOVE.

anyways i can't say much without spoiling how the story goes but it's basically about how (terribly) sanji deals with his feelings for zoro. it follows a very vague timeline from post alabasta till post wano but pre egghead. I've taken so many creative liberties with the timeline you wouldn't believe it. there's sooo much pining here and there's also them being down bad for each other the whole time in every way possible. here's an excerpt:

here are some texts of me telling about the fic and some scenes it contains:

as i said. fun as hell.

[xariarte]

[fairyofshampgyu]

he’s literally so beautiful and handsome

[moeblob]

idk if it's a fun fact or not but! Right's favorite color is green. He never wears green but it's his favorite color. then I've been working on silly emotes for my OCs and they're "disappointeddad" and "tryme".

(Also there is an AU where these two are knights along with Paul and Evelyn while Brent/Caspian/Atticus are princes. Chris is basically Caspian's personal guard while Right just runs around trying to do everything to stay busy even when not on duty which stresses Chris out. But since he's kinda busy with the crown prince it defaults to Paul having to babysit Right.)

[deus-ex-mona]

oh mona ft. lxl shikishi how i miss you so…

[bunnieswithknives]

sorry if idk this but what do you think about Wordgirl now in 2024 do you still like it do you still want to make art or talk about it or are you just done with all of it forever and plus i seen that you haven't made art of it since 2022 so you just done with all of it oh yeah and what about The Magnus Archives + Wordgirl ao3 fic too like is that just going to be and i know that your working on 2 au's now just wanting to know that's all

My interests tend to come in intense bursts and then fade. Unless something like, big happens like it gets a reboot its unlikely I'll be coming back to it anytime soon. As for the fic I don't have any current plans to finish it unfortunately.

[tetzoro]

good morning friendz and happy wednesday !! i hope you have a wonderful day and find something that’ll make you smile and feel extra warm & fuzzy :3 we’re halfway through the week ! yipeee !!! 🤍

[habibisagi]

dude getting ghosted and abandoned by someone you genuinely thought you were gonna be friends with for a long time out of nowhere and you never getting closure about it/knowing why that happened is such a sad thing and i'm tired of people always saying "people will always come and go and it's okay if someone just wasn't feeling you. both sides are valid." and its like okay i know that but damn bruh i did NOT see it coming and it still doesn't change the fact it hurt at some point because i never knew why (especially when i know i didn't do anything wrong) LMFAOOO