#IM SO RANDOM LOLE

[daiseukiis]

being part spanish myself all i can think abt all of a sudden is the closeness leo would be with a s/o. like having lots of spanish, chilean, brazilian ect friends we were actly so intimate, girls and guys alike will kiss each other by the cheeks or forehead like affection is so prominent in the culture and i realized if you did that in a non latin american country it would be considered harassment.

[earlysunshines]

u know whats funny some while ago there was a event here and I knew there was a chance i was probably going to see this girl but I think god said don't worry son cause when I arrived there another friend of mine said she just had gone into a trip 🫣 yeah guys dont worry im going to burn her number down 🔥 🔥

anyways sowwy talking to you is like talking to a friend so this was all spontaneous random moment, bye for now👋

-🤟(kisses xoxo luv u tyforeverthing mwah

girl omfg…PLEASE delete her number wipe her off lole…

even if u do run into her lit act like nothing happened and u just have to say fuck it and move on like literally i made out with this girl in my car (not my best moment , was not the best either) and then we both didn’t fw it and then😭😭😭girl tell me why this sem we have a class tgt like😭😭😭but we avoid each other like crazy and i still see ppl ive… kissed and been involved w romantically but u literally just have to pretend they don’t exist bc that’s the only thing u can do

and awww that’s so cute and lovely to hear😿😿like a friend girl omg HOORAY love my anons so bad like

[winderlylandchime]

2/2 *said with a lot of excitement and then the excitement died down* BRIAN CAME TO THE SHOW…dressed horribly. Okay, but he’s here! Now win him back! *brian calls the painting exquisite and he laughs* i sound crazy but i swear you can tell that it either took them forever to film this because look how they smile during the scene or they think this whole episode is bullshit. And i like both options.’ ‘Justin. Leave your moms boyfriend alone. Why is he such a little shit lately? He’s acting like he’s 5. I guess Brian isn’t the only one who went back to season 1 (Justin says hes an adult) you sure? (Tucker tells him to act like one) *gasp* DAMN! Sorry Blondie but he got your ass on that one.’ And we are at the Brian/Mikey scene ‘when I said win him back, HE was not who I meant! If anyone needs to apologize it’s Mike! Im tired of Brian always doing that. Oh fuck you Mike, it’s his version of an apology. *lifts his cast* Brian’s rights! Fuck. Brian looks completely broken. I’ve never wanted to fight someone more than Mike. Not even in season 1 and you know I hated his ass back then!’ *pauses tv* ‘be honest.. did these two fucking hated each other in real life? Cause i swear this storyline feels so fucking random when you think about it, especially after the bike race. Its like they couldn’t be in the same room so they just gave them as little scenes together as possible..and one of them plays angry and hateful a bit too good’ (btw i stayed silent here and he got annoyed at me) And Lindsay and Mel just hooked up ‘OH COME ON! For once i was happy with their relationship and here they go again! Everyone is getting back together except the one that needs to!’ ‘Justin. You were fucking horrible to that guy. You’re acting like a fucking kid. Why can’t Jen also date a hot stud? Now what do I have to do to get Brian and Justin back together? Cause Brian would make him realize he’s acting dumb’ And Brian is in Babylon ‘i hate this. These scenes alone with him in a club with no friends and even worse! no Justin. Fuck this. Fuck everything. He just fucking imagined Mike. Itd be way better if he imagined Justin though. And he’s alone again! Fuck everything! Burn it all and throw it away.’ And then he got up, went outside and sat there for almost half an hour while just staring at the sky.

i sound crazy but i swear you can tell that it either took them forever to film this because look how they smile during the scene or they think this whole episode is bullshit. And i like both options.’ He's going to die for the little amount of tea that has been spilled about Randy and the writers.

Brian looks completely broken. I’ve never wanted to fight someone more than Mike. Not even in season 1 and you know I hated his ass back then!’

Also LOLing at him wondering how Gale et al felt about Hal.

And yes Brian imagining Mikey there instead of Justin is the worst and it totally foreshadows that very last scene and I hate it. I hate the writers and what they did.

I think we all deserve a half hour of staring at the sky just because season 5.

[shrek-5]

dispatch from emonight

Pop punk is characteristically high energy. there were people somehow thrashing around to like 150bpm for 3 hours nonstop. therefore i have resolved: I NEED TO WORK OUT MORE SO I CAN GO HARDER AND LONGER IN THE PIT. When people fell down (inevitably, with the shoving) people created space around and helped them up which was wholesome. But phones and glasses and things fell too and got trampled and lost (rly glad i decided to wear contacts).

Threw my bag at _____ (sorry and thank you _____) whenever an MCR song came on and fucking dived into the goddamn mosh pit, which – contrary to a largely female and adolescent demographic many picture of the band’s fanbase – was composed solely of built and/or YP-looking dudes in muscle tanks (many of which were also MCR themed) roughhousing, all the while still belting “I DON’T LOVE YOU LIKE I DID YESTERDAY”. I got punched in the face several times. 11/10 experience. friends will be familiar with my oft-expressed desire to beat people up (please don't report me i don't act on it), hostility, and general socioemotional dysregulation stemming from childhood trauma. ___ said clubs are one of the few places you can actually let loose in this conservative country. she might not have been talking about moshpits, but they're spaces, outlets of sanctioned and even encouraged violence. i didn't know i needed that; the thrill, the understandings between strangers, the collective release. chaos can be a love language

The last song closing the night was of course the genre-defining Welcome To The Black Parade. At the ending of the intro, the pit hollowed out as the mainstay moshers formed a ring, a fighting ring, stanced up towards each other, counting down to the moment the song would ramp up into verse, the moment they would fling themselves toward the centre in a frenzy of testosterone and eyeliner. And when it happened all hell broke loose and us with limbs flailing and heads butting melded into a mass of angst incarnate. Even as equipment got knocked down and audio got cut off the whole room still kept singing, “WE’LL CARRY ON!"

It was like a religious experience. Being crushed in a sea of bodies, random 2000s videogame montages flashing up on the screen a la subway surfer overstimulation tiktoks, I forgot who I was. In the moment all that mattered was the song, the power it had, connecting me to these strangers around me, the collective catharsis. God it was beautiful. This is what it means to be alive

and i've barely even seen anything, in conservative singapore. this shit must get exponentially wilder with drugs. I NEED to experience that

cardio in boots and baggy pants and a buzzcut… it may be pride month but im standing in solidarity with the most oppressed group of all, chao recroots. but instead of serving the army i'm serving cunt

lyrics i remember yelling the hardest:

when you look in the mirror and don’t like what you see / you can find out firsthand what it’s like to be me

i’m watching you two from the closet / wishing to be the friction in your jeans

what a shame the poor groom's bride is a WHORE / i chimed in with a, 'haven't you people ever heard of / closing the god damn door'

AFI (like Miss Murder lole)

wear comfy sports shoes not boots

actually i was soaked in sweat i see why people wear v little clothing. alot of movement and it’s surprisingly all non-sexual and non-gropey

drink red bull

! Make arrangements in advance for what to do after shit ends at 3am and there's no public transport. like schedule a cab or ask to hitch a ride and sleep over at someone’s house

[feelingwoozie]

just gonna start posting cool images/shit that inspires me on here. i guess like a moodboard even though im not very familiar with the concept lole

feel like a lot of this is gonna be from random comics i find online so i guess this’ll be the first one. this is from the 1998 comic “Sheva’s War”.

[mischief-and-tea-by-the-sea]

That's just it - the people who know they can tell me I've got typos are people I talk to on IMs all the time, so they know how to privately message me about that stuff. Random folks reading my AO3 don't have that information about me, so they can't privately IM. I wouldn't mind being told, "Hey there's a typo" but I don't want that taking up a comment space (Unless there's a "I absolutely loved this fic and am now going down your list of fics to read them all. Did you know that when *** told *** that he wanted to suck his dick that you wrote duck? I LOLed hard at that but knew what you meant" - utterly hypothetical but definitely an example of what wouldn't tick me off in a comment).

Yeah, it's always fun with the young folks try and correct us about the 80s or whatever. Like, "I was there, Gandalf. 3000 years ago, I was there, and I know what the fuck parachute pants were!"

Don't you just love unsolicited grammar/punctuation/spelling critiques? I got a critique like that on one of my fics - some little shit telling me not to use ellipses because it's how "old people do it" and I should be using em-dashes and blah blah blah, and I had to tell them that a) I AM an old person and b) I used ellipses quite often in my fic and none of my professors in my creative writing classes in undergrad or my professors in my MFA program had a problem with it. They never commented again. LOL

good. I'd rather not receive a comment than get one telling me my own business when I didn't ask lol like go write your own version if you didn't like how I did mine, otherwise sit down and mindya own damn business.

[blobitech]

III GOT A DDR BEMANI POCKET YESTERDAY FOR LI¥{ 20 DOLALRSS

[bigprettygothgf]

also loling bc a mutual informed me that same guy was being weird in her inbox before so like yeah man keep being creepy to random women on the internet dude im sure youre just drowning in pussy irl

[mithliya]

Some of the shit ppl r saying to you is acc depressing like imaging being this miserable 😭😭😭

right suhfsufhsduhfsuhs honestly im dying over them being unable to actually justify their actions or even apologise for them, so they cope by making up random shit about me, or making fun of me for being involved in kink as a teen & having scars lole

[equius-zahhak-lovemail]

Welcome to our blog, doggs!!

Hello, we are the Zahhak appreciators and we would like to provide a little bit of info about us before you proceed to indulge into our bullshit.

MOD INTROS:

Hello, I’m mod Aradia at your service! I go by different aliases but I doubt that it has any relevance to anything at the moment. I sure love nicknames though I don’t know how you would shorten that? Just call me AA for short! 0u0

I’m an artist & writer, more of an artist than I am as a writer. All I could write is very cursed fanfic for shits and giggles, I have never in my life have went passed before a thousands of words or perhaps I did manage to do that although it is of a failed attempt. Anyways, I have other interests besides Homestuck/Hiveswap, I also really like Beastars, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure, Clowns, True Crime, Paleontology and Character Designing!

I’m currently constructing a fanventure w/ a couple of my ocs, wink wink nudge nudge >u0

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Hello! Im mod Equius. I go by equius lole... Or Eq! Hes a deluisional attachment of mine :-)

I am an artist and editor, but my stylus is broken so i can only make edits rn! I oike homestuck a lot but i also like genshin and stardew. (Elliott <3) i stole this acc from mod aradia mwehehehe.

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ABOUT:

What is this blog all about?

It says in our description, we are simply just people who like to provide love to the Zahhaks which are mistreated by the fandom just for being “weird, gross” and being overall “creeps”. We do acknowledge the things that they had done and will not be defending it, though I do know (that me, Aradia) everything has a reason behind them. But we aren’t here to fight or any non-sense like that, I’m pretty sure that the other mods are uncomfortable with engaging into arguments and such.

This blog is also where we ramble about a bunch of random shit, like headcanons and stuff. And daily Equius posting!

[baylardo]

ive been putting these off now im procrastinating doing art today Lole

tagged by @megsis​ and @yonderlight thank u b(s) i love u :^)

Nickname: Baylard, Baylardo, Baelard, Bay

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Favourite song: Idk I listen to a crap ton of Les Friction songs on repeat >__> Remember Me - Thomas Bergersen has over 1,000 plays though lmao, likely way more including the fact that it had a copy for a while with a few hundred plays aaaaand my Spotify 

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Random fact: I’ve seen over 1,000 movies and that’s not even including the amount of TV series I’ve seen ._______.;;;;; So I’m understandably Very Opinionated when it comes to film lol

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[punkscowardschampions]

Ronnie & Joe

Ronnie: still stalking mckenna Joe: what, we can't BOTH like music? Joe: that's gonna be problematic for me tbh Ronnie: mozarts ghost aint gonna possess him in the encore Ronnie: you can fuck off Joe: you can enjoy your night Joe: I'll take my chances Ronnie: take your chances somewhere else Ronnie: or you wont have any Joe: you looking out for me? Joe: not necessary, I promise Joe: you look like you got your hands full as is Ronnie: its a threat Ronnie: shouldnt be necessary Joe: my apologies for making you work harder but its still not cutting it Ronnie: [throws something at him in a dangerous manner watch out everyone] Ronnie: we can both be into cutting Ronnie: not a problem for me Joe: [when he's probably with his flatmate or similar like they will complain honey they basics lmao, meanwhile just like 😏] Joe: careful, people will think you care Ronnie: what fucking people Ronnie: your girlfriend Joe: for one Ronnie: muzzle your bitch or give her shit to sink her teeth into Ronnie: it aint complicated Joe: I don't think not glassing randoms is exactly rocket science either Ronnie: nothing random about you Ronnie: you fucking wish Joe: you want some projection with that Joe: I found you, remember Ronnie: wasnt hiding nancy Ronnie: not still a runaway kid Joe: then don't hide Joe: I weren't looking for you, alright Ronnie: bullshit Ronnie: you said there aint no other bastards Joe: I meant tonight Joe: this is just coincidence, nothing more Ronnie: leave then Ronnie: your buyers remorse is about as welcome as you Joe: hardly Joe: that's not what it is either Ronnie: they were all out of shiny sisters baby Ronnie: take what you can get Joe: I've already got one of them Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: i remember Joe: you don't want a refill then Joe: replace the one you tossed Ronnie: you on the spectrum or do you not wanna read social cues Joe: well I ain't leaving either way but if you don't wanna make the most outta it Joe: 👍 Ronnie: keep putting words in my mouth & see what happens to yours like Joe: what spectrum are you on if you think that constitutes a please and thanks Ronnie: take it up with your ma Ronnie: she wasnt about to teach me how to play nice Joe: not really her forte Ronnie: thats why im still waiting for my plane ticket home yeah Joe: possibly Joe: I don't know Ronnie: 💔 Ronnie: how olds your good sister Joe: jury is out on good Joe: but 14 so we'll wait and see Ronnie: ill fucking drink to that Ronnie: if she was a write off shed already be Joe: depends on your perspective Joe: I try not to have one Joe: [is at bar] Ronnie: depends on your mas Ronnie: we cant all be black sheep Joe: exactly Joe: they don't really get on Joe: but she's probably just dreading the PTSD a teen pregnancy scare will bring Ronnie: should have kept me around Joe: yeah Ronnie: 1 more abortion and your country would offer me a fucking exorcism Ronnie: fun for all the family Joe: some girls have all the luck Joe: would not believe how hard it is for a lad to get one 🙄 Joe: [just putting the drinks for 'em on their table, when Charlie probs gonna flirt with you like oh hey] Ronnie: your girlfriend will let you hold her hand for her 1st Ronnie: stop sticking it in your cello & youll knock her up in no time Ronnie: [just staring at the drink like you've never seen one before] Joe: come on, she's CoE if I've ever seen it Joe: abortions? sure, but exorcisms ❌ Joe: [tryna just walk off but you know they'd be like who are you hello?! 'cos annoying lmao] Ronnie: not in ireland anymore baby Ronnie: [when you walk off like where the fuck have you got to be my dear] Joe: [at least he's not gonna drop the bomb, just being vague af like oh we met once or whatever goodbye] Joe: you gone yourself? 🛫🍀 Ronnie: on whos 💰 Joe: idk, your pals maybe Joe: but I've fucked off so he can at least top up your drink 'cos its long gone too Ronnie: wanker Ronnie: [comes back and punches charlie love you boy] Joe: [just wait 'til you have your own mindblown with that crazy connection boy] Joe: ✊ Ronnie: [gives him the biggest fuck you look ever like I can't believe you typed that] Joe: [just loling a lil 'scuse him company its not at whatever you said] Ronnie: [comes over, ignoring everyone else obvs, to drink his entire drink and walk off again] Joe: [omg stop flirting you two, everyone like what is going on tbh] Ronnie: [dancing with charlie cos he don't take kindly to being punched but you don't wanna answer his questions either] Joe: [save it for later you nosy hoe] Ronnie: [when you see his poor flatmate going to pee and follow her intimidatingly soz bitch] Joe: [this poor girl is in no way prepared lmao] Ronnie: [thinking she's about to get mugged or murdered] Joe: [when you're 18 and its your first time away from home no doubt this poor girl honestly] Ronnie: you deffo she aint catholic Ronnie: could see her in a penguin house Joe: weren't a question on the flatmate icebreakers Joe: shoulda asked for some segregrated accomodation but thought londoners were meant to be post-religion post-everything so Ronnie: 💔 it aint god its you baby Ronnie: shes no londoner Joe: no, I do know that one Joe: she's from Kent, I think Joe: or Surrey? Ronnie: not holy holier than tho Ronnie: u Ronnie: never gonna please a horse girl mckenna Joe: 😏 Joe: I'll not go there then Ronnie: charlies fucking easy to please Ronnie: youve done the 1 drink minimum & youll avoid the pregnancy scare Joe: I think he's the one that does the pleasing Joe: so I've been assured Ronnie: gets him off dont worry like Joe: I'll sleep easy now, tah Ronnie: lullabies are shit but yeah Joe: 🤞 that ain't his encore either Ronnie: if it aint opening an artery to spray the crowd count me the fuck out Joe: I wouldn't hold your breath Joe: though might be more fun Ronnie: [dramatically holds her breath in his direction like kids do] Joe: [just watching 'cos weird and into it] Ronnie: [lowkey going purple probably because you know she won't stop til she hits the deck] Joe: [just watching 'til the last sec when you obvs gonna catch her] Ronnie: [giving him a look when he does like we have to stop meeting like this but then exposing his tattoo wherever that is cos gotta check that really happened] Joe: [I hope you didn't opt for your booty, lol, probably inner bicep moment or something 'cos not that bitch getting those out at any chance] Ronnie: [just touching it like you're not shamelessly flirting with your brother okay then] Joe: [just looking at her face hardcore 'cos you can pretend you're checking her tat too] Ronnie: [when you come back to yourself and remember you're supposed to hate him for being your brother so you push him away unnecessarily hard and retreat to your corner] Joe: [go off to the bathroom yourself boy] Ronnie: [french exit while he's gone even though it'll make Charlie more annoying] Joe: [have fun Joseph] Joe: you missed the bloodbath Ronnie: made my own Joe: safer bet Joe: on all counts Ronnie: safer for your girlfriend Ronnie: & you Joe: you know she ain't my girlfriend Ronnie: no shit you dont wanna claim that conquest Joe: wrong again Joe: not gonna bang my flatmate who pays the bigger part of the rent 'cos she gets the en-suite Joe: give me some credit Ronnie: shed give you some if you gave it up to her Ronnie: but if youd rather pay rent Joe: there's no way I can keep that going 4 years Ronnie: she aint hacking it Ronnie: you can fucking smell the homesickness Joe: its like, down the road init Joe: ugh Ronnie: & Ronnie: she cant fit her horse in the en suite baby Joe: 😂 Joe: true..I'll make some rich friends to move in when she gallops off into the sunset then Ronnie: theyll not slum it with you for 4 years Joe: but I'm so charming Joe: what's the solution then, sis? Ronnie: sell yourself or kill yourself Joe: 👌 Joe: already with ya Ronnie: yeah dead connected us Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: you're the only one that's allowed to be suicidal? Ronnie: oldest cunt gets dibs Ronnie: aint that how this sibling shit plays Ronnie: whatever you wanna do ive already done it Joe: half the time Joe: but the other half is youngest gets away with it 'cos they're cuter so Ronnie: cause theyre a crybaby Ronnie: yeah you can have that soft lad Joe: 😥 bit of a prerequisite for the suicide Joe: so generous Ronnie: i left you alive so you can do yourself in Ronnie: since youve got such a boner for it Ronnie: generosity begins & ends Joe: You can stop thinking about my boners then Joe: that'll be my attempt at the virtue Ronnie: put em away Joe: you tryna expose me Ronnie: you dont need my help Ronnie: flashers keep more hidden than you Joe: really Joe: don't seem like that's something that would bother you Ronnie: youre that special mckenna Ronnie: every fucking thing you do bothers me Joe: 💘 Joe: check facebook some more, I'll keep my events up to date Joe: can avoid each other easy Ronnie: nah you see me you walk the other way Joe: I got places to be babe Ronnie: yeah a&e Ronnie: if you dont get the fuck outta my face Joe: see, you're well about it Joe: I got it, yeah, we're not family Ronnie: were nothing Ronnie: & if thats what gets you off pay for it like the other cunts do Ronnie: not my 9-5 Joe: I found Soho by myself, don't worry Joe: we're good Ronnie: boss Ronnie: stay there Joe: more expensive than Sophie's horse that Ronnie: train her up to be whatever the fuck you want then Ronnie: 4 years in she could probably kiss with tongue like Joe: you gotta ask yourself why you care Joe: 'cos I know Ronnie: i dont have to ask myself fuck all Joe: deny it then Joe: works for me Ronnie: theres no need to deny theres cunts i wanna talk to less than you Ronnie: or i that i gotta have something to do while i wait Ronnie: 💘 Joe: you're all talk Joe: say no more Ronnie: fuck you Joe: yeah fuck me Ronnie: stick your therapy speak in whatever hole you reckon can take it Ronnie: ill reverse over your head before i submit to this psychology bullshit Joe: not what I'm studying Joe: or doing Ronnie: you reckon if you say im all talk itll get you some action Ronnie: dream on motherfucker Ronnie: i dont look like her that much Joe: bold assumption Ronnie: nah Ronnie: charlies more like a brother than you & ive done everything there is to do to that tosser Joe: bold to assume I'm half as fucked up as you Joe: spent long enough telling me I can't be 'cos I got a ma and now I wanna fuck her, okay Ronnie: wearing it on your sleeve aint you though baby Ronnie: saw your arm & yeah i reckon halfs about right Ronnie: but me at 19 wouldve left you in more pieces than that Joe: you must be proud Ronnie: what the fuck of Joe: your 19 year old self Ronnie: youd have liked me better at 9 Joe: alright but a nonce joke is hardly original Ronnie: neithers wanting to fuck your ma Ronnie: read a book schoolboy Joe: that's you throwing that about Joe: not one I ask the prozzies to act out tah Ronnie: what the fuck else was your lil challenge about then Joe: what was yours? Ronnie: i didnt fire any shots shithead Joe: not true Joe: i got the 🍒 to prove it Ronnie: fuck me youre that cunt Ronnie: 1 sos & i owe you my life yeah Joe: where'd you hear that Joe: what was it, needle not clean or something Ronnie: you dont need to wait for a death that slow Ronnie: fucking do it Joe: why do you do it Ronnie: why do you give a shit what i do Joe: interesting Joe: why do you fuck with your face like that Ronnie: too late to keep it pretty for you Ronnie: should have nancy drewed this shit earlier Joe: you ain't gonna answer Joe: alright Ronnie: cant we both like pain Ronnie: is that your problem Joe: 'course Joe: no monopoly on that shit Joe: its universal, so the books say Ronnie: bullshit do you read fuck all else but sheet music Joe: not no more Joe: but i can read more than scales, like Joe: have to write essays and shit sometimes Ronnie: fucking hell Ronnie: save this riveting shit for your flatmates Joe: she does art Joe: dunno what the lad does, he's out his room less than me Ronnie: horse cocks out of clay like Ronnie: bet shes the professors pet Joe: 🤞 she gets in an ill-advised affair with a pervy prof Ronnie: every other repressed white bitch has done it Joe: my home is safe Joe: hooray Ronnie: til i sleuth your address Joe: then its petrol bombs and dog shit, I know Ronnie: after theres fuck all left to steal Ronnie: 🤡s in films 🔥💸 Joe: and eat six year old's arms Joe: crack on Ronnie: i aint bitten any kids since i was Joe: I'm proud even if you ain't then Ronnie: raise the bar baby Joe: guess the other lad you were with don't technically count no more Joe: actual kids are that annoying Ronnie: kids get to be annoying Joe: lucky ones Joe: the ones that get to be kids Ronnie: no shit Ronnie: youll be born & die a saint Ronnie: such a fucking martyr Joe: when God comes a calling, you can't refuse, obvs Joe: guess that's what she gets for not aborting you, nice bonus for being good Ronnie: yeah Joe: likes a joke as much as the next Joe: gutted for her Ronnie: cant take the scouse sinner out of her however much irish catholic dick shes taken since Ronnie: 💔 Joe: if its only paddys in heaven, I'll lose the invite Ronnie: you better stay in purgatory then Ronnie: dont want you in hell with me Joe: you're just jealous I'll be too busy getting tortured by some other demon Joe: you're alright, anguishing over my wrongs for eternity sounds like a bit of me Joe: I can hack it, more painful than being sodomized with pitchforks or whatever weak shit you're in store for Ronnie: wanna see your cum face even less Ronnie: fucks sake Joe: 😂 Joe: shh, you already know he's got that sick sense of humour Joe: your own clockwork orange moment for eternity now Ronnie: 💘 Joe: you ain't nothing like I thought when I was 🔎🤔 Ronnie: cheers for the romantic cliche you pussy Joe: you're that special Joe: and welcome Ronnie: what did you reckon id be like Joe: like the rest of 'em Joe: complete the cliche Ronnie: fuck off Joe: what, I did Joe: there ain't a bigger compliment, honestly Ronnie: i dont wanna hear your compliments Ronnie: or how big they are Joe: 😏 Joe: you asked Ronnie: cause i cant resist hearing how fucking soft you are Joe: that makes you pretty fucking soft yourself then don't it Ronnie: fuck you Joe: back here, yeah Ronnie: back at get someone else to knock you out Joe: shouldn't be hard Ronnie: depends how hard you are Ronnie: could be a turn on or off Joe: either way, its incentive for them to go harder Joe: can't lose, me Ronnie: enjoy yourself baby Joe: never Joe: if I lose my overwhelming urge to die what have I got Ronnie: new overwhelming urges Joe: won't be that good Ronnie: write it in your diary i didnt ask for your review Joe: you can do that you know Joe: they've all got profiles, like they're a shit local pub or something Ronnie: what a fucking state Joe: won't miss it when I'm in pugatory Ronnie: if i had a shot for every time you cried your eyes out id miss that Joe: you'd miss having a liver Joe: and functioning braincell Ronnie: didnt mean that kind of shot shithead Joe: your aim is for shit, true Ronnie: or that one Joe: ahh Ronnie: you had me at dirty needles 💘 Joe: s'worth being alive for, then? Ronnie: what the fuck waste of a question is that Joe: why? Ronnie: what do you think Joe: reason I'm asking Joe: if its just another slow way to kill yourself then I'm sound but if its more than that then its a potential for the repertoire Ronnie: if it was id have taken a faster way out Joe: its noted Ronnie: why do you wanna die Joe: its not even Joe: I ain't actually sad, soz to burst your 😥 bubble, IOU some shots, whatever Joe: just wanna turn my head off, not have to participate Joe: deal with any of it Joe: but saying you wanna be put in a coma doesn't quite have the same punch Ronnie: underline that note then Joe: yeah? Joe: not like I've never thought about it Joe: think about it a lot, hence the need for a fucking switch Joe: how cliche to look like I'm doing it to spite her though, eh? Ronnie: whatever you take now thats strawberry flavoured childhood bullshit Ronnie: youve found your prescribed dose of working adult medicine Joe: it don't touch it, not worth taking unless you wanna down half a blister at a time and have a decent kip Joe: get me some and I'll pay you 20% for your trouble Ronnie: come over Ronnie: told you im waiting Joe: alright Joe: if I ask for your current location do I give away that I'm not a decent stalker Ronnie: youve fucking shown that card bitch Joe: figured Joe: be obliging then Ronnie: [a location of who the fuck knows where cos we don't need Charlie or Bronson there for this excuse you lads] Joe: [when you need some privacy for your bonding] Ronnie: [when you need some privacy to shoot up your half brother who you ain't even told your other fam about] Joe: [fun and games] Joe: cool Joe: 🤞 i'm there just after the heroin Ronnie: get here before or ill be in no state to keep obliging you Joe: I'm yet to be initiated, my timekeeping skills are 🔥 Ronnie: give a shit about your cv Joe: I'll be there Ronnie: your loss if you aint Ronnie: dont come crying to me Ronnie: i wont hear it for fucking ages Joe: i'm not an idiot Ronnie: it dont matter who or what you are Ronnie: stopped listening after the ill be there Joe: 💘 Ronnie: get it tattooed next yeah Joe: yeah Ronnie: over the real fucker Ronnie: cause you love a cliche Joe: 'course Joe: have to find another dickhead with a gun though Joe: that one did not know his left from his right Ronnie: get what you pay for baby Ronnie: & we didnt Joe: touche Joe: I'll forgo accuracy for that Joe: and the dirty needle, obvs Ronnie: getting to put his hand on my tit will blow the brains he has like Joe: 😏 Ronnie: but if i toss him off thatll get shit back on track Joe: hot Joe: love that you have a plan Ronnie: cute Ronnie: you reckoning im pure chaos Ronnie: not your manic pixie dream skank Joe: ain't planning on being a composer Joe: least not now Joe: don't need to write about you Ronnie: 💔 Joe: make up your mind Ronnie: you aint on my mind mckenna Ronnie: dont get your balls in a twist Joe: do you wanna be on mine or not Ronnie: i know whats on yours Joe: same Joe: makes a change Ronnie: compose a song about your confusion then like Joe: less cliche than a love song Joe: still Ronnie: do it from the pov of the horse Ronnie: be a hit with your flatmate Joe: you just wanna get me stalked Joe: paybacks a bitch, yeah Ronnie: wanna get your habit paid for before you start it Ronnie: throw her a boner Ronnie: whats the fucking drama Joe: i don't fancy her Joe: nor having the convo about where all her moneys going Ronnie: & Ronnie: i dont fancy the cunt with the tattoo gun Ronnie: got fuck all to do with it Joe: & Joe: you're lowering standards, not getting anything up Ronnie: close your eyes & think of gear Ronnie: youll do anything for a horse like that Joe: let me try it first Ronnie: dont need to hear about your trust issues baby Joe: better stop talking now then Ronnie: yeah Ronnie: shut the fuck up Joe: [you know when its like 'removed message' that] Ronnie: 🖕 Joe: what Ronnie: i cant cut your sense of humour out Ronnie: cant live with it Joe: no funny business Joe: just a buttdial Ronnie: charlie aint here but adorable that you 2 homos hit it off Joe: just scousers gotta stick together or did you know him from back home Ronnie: he didnt give you the rundown Ronnie: mustve made him speechless mckenna Joe: too busy trying to work out how I knew you Ronnie: we grew up together Ronnie: & the mime standing next to us Joe: cool Ronnie: nah Ronnie: fucked Joe: I mean that you still know 'em, talk to 'em Ronnie: we aint trying to throw our family away for a new one Joe: like I said, s'cool Ronnie: like i said hes gonna eat that shit up Ronnie: you fawning over his family set up Joe: good to know Joe: not really my type either, call me fussy Ronnie: fucks sake Ronnie: join the god squad now & save yourself the 12 steps Joe: 'cos I don't wanna do a bloke or my horse girl roommate Ronnie: cause you only wanna do your ma Joe: you can't just give me dud options and come to that conclusion Ronnie: we playing fuck marry kill now Joe: not playing nothing with you Joe: cheater Ronnie: crybaby Joe: you'll 😥 when I have to kill your mate Ronnie: you wish Joe: making people cry is your thing Joe: I don't need to fight that claim Ronnie: like you aint been wanting to save me again since the 1st time Ronnie: thats your thing yeah Joe: save you from what? Joe: smack? obviously not Joe: other self-destructive tendencies? try again Ronnie: it obviously dont matter Ronnie: id never seen you & id still never seen a cunt more excited to do a rescue Joe: and I'd never seen you Joe: maybe you'd got all kinds of fucked up 'cos of all the shit I dragged up Joe: basic decency ain't nothing to get excited about Ronnie: i know how to self soothe im a big girl now Joe: didn't need you self-soothing yourself to death on my conscience Ronnie: didnt ask you to give a shit Ronnie: catholic guilts best left at home baby Ronnie: youll never find a place with the cockneys Joe: about myself? Joe: its barely but hanging on by a thread Joe: soz Joe: dead girls fuck you up Ronnie: not your type either then Joe: ultimate type Joe: don't wanna commit right now, tah Ronnie: 🤞 i od & you can finally sort your misery boner out Joe: too giving you Ronnie: im dead i aint giving a shit Joe: put that on the headstone Ronnie: pay for it you write whatever cliche you want Joe: you want a classy picture affair Joe: got it Ronnie: stop getting me Ronnie: it makes me wanna blow my brains out Joe: its obvious you wanna be seen Joe: no spooky sibling connection required Ronnie: fuck off Joe: what's better than ruining a graveyards ambiance for the mourners for the forseeable Ronnie: theres no room in the ground soft lad Joe: they just chuck you in with the old bones Joe: or 'move' them Ronnie: hot Joe: mhmm Joe: plague pit is the way to go Ronnie: fit the horse & the girl Ronnie: how fucking romantic Joe: that's me Ronnie: ill put john in the 💘 for you baby Ronnie: your ma robbed you blind of so many lennon comparisons Joe: still time to be pretentious with soph Joe: fuck off getting out of bed for good Ronnie: smother her with a pillow & fuck her corpse youll be feeling peace & love Joe: 💎🍓💘 Ronnie: playing with emojis & yourself aint getting you here Ronnie: hurry up Joe: can't make you any closer Ronnie: 💔

[magicalstarlite]

So, I got tagged by @cinnamonions​ to do a tagging game. The thing is though, I don't like tagging games at all because I get anxious when I tag people. I've been meaning to give more info about myself and update my about section (which I haven’t as of now lole), so instead I’ll answer the questions and just not tag anyone.

Nickname: You can just call me Star

Zodiac: Aries ♈!  

Height: Short.

Last movie I saw: I don't remember, but the last anime I watched was The Promised Neverland, which I'm enjoying so far!

Last thing I googled: Cosmic Baton Girl

Favorite musician: I listen to a lot of vocaloid producers like PinocchioP, GhostP, Strovi, and a ton of others I can't think at the moment... but they're all my favourites!

Song stuck in my head: 1 2 7 3

DOWN THE ROCKFELLER STREET LIFE IS MARCHING ON, DO YOU FEEL THAT??????

Other blogs: I don't have any at the moment, this is my only one!

Do I get asks: Sometimes, but not very often. Feel free to send me some!

Blogs following: 145

Amount of sleep: Pretty average. (7-9 hours)

Lucky number: 3!

What I’m wearing: Blue PJs!

Dream job: Something related to art or computers would be nice!

Dream trip: Travelling across Europe sounds fun!

Favourite food: I love sushi!! And poutine!!! And a hardy homemade stew!!

Play any instruments?: Used to play the violin back in school. Would be fun to play it again!

Languages: I'm only fluent in English. I used to know some French but I mostly forgot it. I know some Japanese phrases from watching anime because I'm a giant weeb.

Favourite songs: Prologue/Twilight by ELO and Our 16bit Warz by Sasakure.UK feat. Gumi Megpoid

Random fact: I’m drinking coffee right now.

Describe yourself as aesthetic things: A queen conch shell on a sunny beach! Light rain and sunlight forming a lovely rainbow! Pink and red rose petals falling from the sky! A musical jewelry box with a ballerina dancing to swan lake! A garden of lilies and daffodils! A beautiful nebula in outer space light years from earth! A pink heart locket with a pink jewel inside! A dark room with only old CRT computer monitors lighting it up! The computers display old geocities websites from the 90s!

Thanks for reading!!!

[lesbiantimrand]

HIE

nickname: opal !!!!! yahoo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

zodiac: gemini SPLACHOINGUS

height: couldnt tell u if i tried but i know im over 5 ft

last thing i googled: halfling name generator bc i am a dm and i am suffering

followers: like 20 and i am rolling all of u up into a ball and dunking u

song stuck in my head: escape from purgatory from mad rat monday. help

how much i sleep: not enough

lucky number: i dont have one but my favorite is 21 :)

dream job: freelance artist i guess?????(i almost typed freelance girlboss) but id love to make game osts too

wearing: jeans nd a heavy flannel hoodie bc im COLD !!!!!! ans my unus annus shirt

favorite song: the real answer is lent by autoheart i think but the true answer is the entire mad rat dead ost and also escape from snaxburg

favorite instrument: ukulele bc its the one i play the most often !! but my favorite to listen to is any kind of bass which i guess could be any instrument but hey ALSO kalimba veyr pretty

aesthetics: the ones w the yummy colors. ms paint

favorite author: i dont read very often lole

favorite animal sound: when im carryign his foodbowl to its spot felix (1 of my cats) makes a silly littlw pwwrrrrw noise and im a big fan

something random: fun fact! did you know

not tagging anyone specific bc tagging is SCARY !!!! so anyone who wants 2 do it ig!!

I was tagged by @raininyourblackeyes like a week ago and I kept putting it off because of uni work but I'm almost done with that so

nickname: the bestie squad calls me barns (and I really like it)

zodiac: scorpio

height: 158 cm

Hogwarts house: Slytherin

last thing I googled: captain marvel in the dc universe, I saw a text post and got confused

followers: wouldn't you like to know weatherboy? (honestly idk)

song stuck in my head: Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell, this happens pretty much every time I read the words twilight zone

how much I sleep: usually somewhere from 6 to 8 hours a day

lucky number: i don't have one, sorry

dream job: I used to want to be a writer, but that requires actually writing. So now I think my dream job would be to be a college professor, but that is very unlikely to happen since doctorate programs are expensive and young researcher and asistant positions at the faculty are scarce due to funding :

wearing: pajamas

favourite song: this is an impossible question but the two songs I listen to the most rn are Noah Reid's cover of A Case of You, and State of Grace (Acoustic Version) TV

favourite instrument: piano (I don't play, but I would love to learn)

aesthetics: I want to say dark academia? But make it modern

favourite author: Maggie Stiefvater, the way she writes and describes things just does something to me. Also the way she describes beauty as something incredibly sad is 👌

favourite animla noise: I like cat purrs a lot

something random: I have a presentation today and I should probably get back to working on it now

I'm tagging @go-catch-a-chickn, @fandoms-princess , @kurobthings , and @saecookie

[lovedangel]

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