#IM SO EXCITED WHATT

[milksteakkk]

still not over the fact that im seeing deh in october

[brainwashed-parxie]

JUST ORDERED THE GREEN HORNS IP2 SHIRT EVERYONE WATCH OUT IM EVOLVING

[helenaaa2]

Your best friend is pregnant!!!

Im Helena your best friend, we’re always together and I share all my secrets with you, you’re like my big brother. I’m 1.49mts, bob haircut, dark-brown eyes, dark hair, weight 50kgs, B cup and wide hips .

41 weeks ago I told you I had an adventure with a man in a bar when I was on vacations with my family, a few weeks later I bought a pregnancy test and I called you to do it together. We both saw the positive result with fear, I asked you to please don’t tell anyone and then we’ll see what to do.

I didnt want to abort, so I started using very oversized clothes. It was in the week 26 when things started to get difficult because my bump was huge, I tried using even your shirts but anything worked, that huge belly button was visible through every single outfit. After a few hours planning something we decided that the best option we had was moving together as roommates with the excuse of “searching for new work opportunities”, have the baby and give it in adoption, then come back. My parents knew you for a long time so they didn’t have any problem with the idea.

We moved to a little house in the suburbs so anyone knew us and we didn’t have to hide it, I felt completely free using sport bras again and my favourite dresses. We were so peaceful until week 35, by this point I was huge, my milky boobs had doubled their original size, we couldn’t remember any other pregnant women we ever seen that was bigger than me. But there was not that much time left, I was so excited to give birth and finally get back to my life, but at the same time scared because now having a completely natural unassisted birth at home doesn’t seem to be a good idea.

We started thinking about everything we needed for the birth and that we didn’t visit any doctor, so on the week 37 we decided we had to see a doctor just to see if everything was ok and to set everything for the adoption. We drove 2 hours to the closest hospital to the gyno appointment, we told him the truth because he seemed to be very empathic and he actually was.

The appointment started with questions and answers

-“How old are you?”

H.-“26”

-“In 20 years as a gyno Ive just seen two tummies that big, do you know how many weeks you have?”

H.-“Yeah, it never stops growing. I have 37 weeks but I’ve read that maybe it’s just a lot of amniotic fluid.”

-Maybe, but that big it’s not just because of fluids. Do you know who’s the father?

H.-“No, I can’t remember and I don’t want to know”

-Ok, let’s have a look. Please take out all your clothes, use this coat and get comfy in those stirrups right there.

It was time for a ultrasound, we I was very nervous. I asked you to stay with me all the time so you did, I loved how you were supporting me all the time and I hold your hand and put it over my exposed big belly.

Doctor arrived a few minutes later and started preparing everything, we were about to know everything about my baby. He used some gel that was really cold and got my nipples so hard, I was so nervous and gripped your hand firmly. He started scanning my belly with the ultrasound, I couldn’t distinguish anything but when he moved the devise a little bit to the center he laughed so bad “WHATT?!!” I shouted to the doctor trying to see the image in the monitor “Lady, you actually have a lot of fluid but what really makes you huge is that you’re expecting twins”

I couldn’t react, I was totally shocked really thinking in anything, I was just analyzing the new and finally looked at you. You weren’t scared or shocked, YOU WERE SO HAPPY and your happiness went through your hand to me. I felt better after that, but the bad news were coming. After that, the appointment continued with the doctor checking my whole body, my tits, my belly, my cervix and I don’t know what else. When he finished I went for my clothes and dressed up, I come back and heard you talking about the birth, I sit down and the doctor explains everything now to me.

-“What I just saw is something really rare, most women like you…you know…petite with twins don’t usually reach even the week 35, but you’re now on the 37 and the babies doesn’t seem to be very excited to come out. To make it simple…your situation is like this, you’re going to have those babies for at least 3 weeks more inside of you, and right now I can calculate each baby weights around 8lbs”

When doctor said 8lbs I just let another “WHAT?!!!” Come out from me

-“Yes, what you heard sweetie, 8lbs and they’re getting heavier. I calculate a final weight of around 10lbs each if you give birth in the week 40. So, what I recommend you is to let those babies grow those 3 weeks more and then come here to have a c-section or induce the labour if your babies are in the correct position.”

H.-“I was thinking about an all natural birth at home doc…that’s what we want right?” I turn to you waiting for your answer.

Y.-“Yeah, for sure…We were very excited about having the babies at home without any medical procedure. I even took a few curses and now I’m a certified midwife” you said proudly.

-“I wouldn’t recommend that, a birth of babies that big is not something easy, but I admire your courage. What we can do is this, you actually have really wide hips that are perfect to give birth so I won’t be worried about baby getting stuck, but I’m actually worried about your vagina. Most of the times the real problem is that the vagina is not that wide or they just don’t let it stretch correctly. So what we’re gonna do is this: I’ll send you some clases I give online so you can know exactly what to do in all the possible cases that could happen during the birth. But this is just for the week 40 as time limit, if you reach the week 41 there’ll be no other option than practice a c-section, understand?”

My mind was receiving a lot of information at the same time, just the words “10lbs, birth, vagina, stretch, 40, c-section” were mixed rounding my head. Little bit worried and confused I looked at you, you didn’t seem to be worried about anything, you looked so excited and sure about what we were about to do. Again your confidence and happiness infected me and gave me the strength to turn to the doctor and say “That’s great, thank you for everything. We’ll contact you if something happens” Get slowly and hardly up the chair to shake the doctors hand.

We were in the car coming back home and we couldn’t stop talking about what we needed to do, what we needed to prepare, what we needed to buy and bet when the babies were coming. Was a very long road trip so we had enough time to talk and plan every single detail.

-

It’s the first time I write a story, please tell me what do you think. It’s too large but I think it’s not boring

If you like it ask for the part 2 ❤️

[beesfairlyland]

Hello babies!!!💗

Soo i wanted to update you guys about the tapes I've been listening to by @adambja. They've been an holy grail for my journey!!

Soo let's start with the I AM IN CONTROL TAPE(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

I couldn't listen to it regularly for a week but i listened as much as i could!

Day 1:- I listened to it for like 2 hrs sat in peace and focused on the affirmations. I felt good ...and tbh those audible affirmations make you feel already in control.

Day 2:- Listened for like 1.5 hrs. I felt good while listening but some doubts started to come on surface. But i comforted myself telling that these are just thoughts and i have to let them go now.

Day 3:- I tested out how much am i in control😏. When i sleep for late my aunts wake me up saying it's late. So in the morning when i woke up slightly. I just said they won't say me anything and I'll sleep for however long i can and guess whatt?? No one disturbed me at all and it was the first time😭 i didn't get disturbed! I listened for like an hour.

Day 4:- i Manifested some food that i was craving...first time i Manifested some food tbh😭 i started to gain soo much of confidence i swear im loving it and im in love with adamja!!😭💗

Day 5:- soo we were going to a party and our plan to go got cancelled. I was like no we'll go....I kid you not the very next second my brother came and told us to get ready🤭

I kept listening to the tape on and off till self concept tape came. I didn't listen to it with any intention tbh i just used it for fun with zero expectations. My confidence literally sky rocketed!!😭 I felt soo much in control. All of my intrusive thoughts literally started disappearing. Then came the self concept tape...it was just for three days but I swear the way it changed my thoughts i was shocked!

SELF CONCEPT tape review (⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)

I listened to it for 3 hrs for 3 days ... didn't listen it overnight coz im a light sleeper and can't sleep with something playing in the background. This tape is GOLD.

Day 1:- I had a mental breakdown the morning.... literally cried for hrs even tho in my head i was affirming im okay and everything's alright 💀my aunts fucking my head for like 2 3 days. And then came the tape and omgg the moment i started to listen to it.... first of all hearing those affirmations make you soo powerful and then the secret benefits she puts idk i felt soo much at peace and thoughts like "it's all just an illusion....this all doesn't even matter why to cry over it" started coming.

Day 2:- when i woke up i was soo much at peace even tho yesterday was shit for me. And i just decided i want peace. Haven't been this much peace in my house from past 2 3 yrs😭 and oh boy i felt soo detached from the 3d. I was soo happy.

Day 3:- i completely detached from the 3d. Nothing triggered me. And my circumstances don't even matter anymore. All of my desires felt soo natural and i completely detached from the void. I didn't even wavered not at all. Zero doubts. Im completely living in my 4d naturally I don't have to remind myself anymore about fulfilling myself...i a already in the state and i don't feel like doing anything to get my desires. And i just manifested my wifi working properly just by intention! And now ik I'll wake up in the void any time soon!😭 I don't even feel much excited now ... feels like it is a fact already. I've Never felt this much at peace ever!!

I swear guyss these tapes are soo good...god knows how powerful her paid tapes are😭 and ppl who say these are JUST TAPES....NOO THESE ARE SOME MFING HELLA POWERFUL TAPES!! She do have cheaper self concept and void tape too...go for it!! And if you can't then listen to the free tapess!!😭😭 Those are effective....aff.

And if you come at me saying im supporting those high priced tapes and advertising her tapes.

NOO I AM NOT ADVERTISING.... it's my experience try them out yourself and then say something and if she's pricing them that much ofcc it must be having some real powerful stuff(benefits) in it!! No one's forcing you too buy the tapes ....try the free ones!! And i am one of those person who never got any results from subliminals. Soo im soo happy i found these tapes!😭💗

And in the end i really really really wanna thank @adambja for providing us these tapes🫶🏻💗 you are soo kind!! i am soo grateful for having you as my mutual. And we appreciate you soo much for your hardwork. Don't let the hate and mean comments let you down. There are many ppl here who adore you soo much. We all are glad to be a part of the CULT(as haters say lol😭).

-love, bee💗✨

[starrishly]

my thoughts while watching ep 7 ‼️💪

loving the recap AND THE NAIAD IS SO PRETTYYY

YESS CRUSTY'S !!

wait what's going on 😭

HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE BEDS?? WHERE ARE GROVER AND ANNABETH?? AREN'T WE GOING TO DOA ??

that water bed looks so comfy

OH YANKEES CAP

this is so different from the books but im lowkey loving it (wanted a bigger scene with crusty though)

THE DOORRR

"dude dont make me come back out there" help i love her 😭

THEY'RE GOING IN

oooh flashback WITH SALLY !!

i love sally sm <333

THE TRANSITION ???

not how i imagined the underworld but okayyy like i lowkey saw it as this red coloured place. red as the main hue yk but its all good

"not in kansas" "hey focus" he's so gonna watch the movie with her when it's all over

WE'RE NOT CROSSING THE STYX ANYMORE???? BUT THE BATHTUB SCENEEE NO

CERBERUS THE CUTIE PIEEE AWHHH

he's such a good dog man

hold up is the palace upside down 😨

HE LOST THE PEARL. NO WAY.

poor kid ☹️ also off subject but azriel is the perfect young percy fr

is he about to sacrifice himself again noo

I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED.

"souls here are bound by regret." HOLY SHITTT AND THEN ANNABETH GETTING STUCK WHATT

idk man annabeth not being there feels so weird

THE PIT NOPE

the bolt looks way different than i expected tbh

"why are you trying so hard to get rid of me" NOOOO IM SOBBING

im actually so excited to see who they cast as Hades cause i forgor 😔

lets talk about the soundtrack for a moment here cause it slaps

Hades offering them snacks ?? 😭

percy watching his mother trapped just like he was when he sat on that chair im gonna be sick

the way he is so confused about the accusations help

"ask me for sanctuary" MANNNNN

PERCY FIGURED IT OUTTTT

literally what is going on 🤺

"hold fast mom." THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. STOP

sally deserves the world man she's trying her best ☹️🫶

POSEIDON???

their conversation and the fact that he came as soon as he got the offering AND IT WAS RAINING AS WELL im going to spontaneously combust like WHY

THE DUEL IS COMING UP YESSS IM SO HYPED GUYS

[sqtorux]

OH OH GUESSS WHATT IM GETTING TWO PIERCINGS TMR :3 nothing too crazy js the other side of my nose pierced and a helix but I’m lowkey scared so…

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LIVE MY DREAM

so excited for u!!!! wishing for a clean pierce and happy healing journey >3<

[purplepuggy]

SAM AND COLBY AND QUACKITY YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYA DRUNK STEAM

1: quakcity ships solby? he thinks sam looked SO sad when colby lost the mister beast abd they got split up

2: they had to put chat in emote only bc quackity wouldnt tell sam that the animatronics lore is they used to be children 😭 also sam keeps teying tonmake colby only laugh

3: sam looks so pretty playing rn idk why but fuckkk his hands too bro

4: I think the lake in new york is this week's video!!! im so excited

5: quackity trying to match their frat boy energy by doing the horn hands and saying "ay asuna shout out" then cringing at himself LOL

6: they keep encouraging each other to take a shot theyre such bad influences together

7: "was it really that scary 🤨" colby making fun of sams overacting lmao

8: quackity bought the boys pretzels <33 SAM SAYS THEYRE GOD AWFUL BUT HE WAS TRYING TO BE NICE FOR STREAM 😭

9: flirting with quackity??? he said "you could tell me to do anything and ill do it" with eye contact and colby said whatt the hell

10: sam and colby have kissed twice with colby in the bear mask save us 😭 😭

11: quackity called sam an asshole LMAO I love his sarcastic dry ass sense of humor

12: colby panicked and closed the doors just seeing foxy and quackity was screaming hes not even near you???

13: colby got the first loss of the game bc focy ran at him rip hes pouting

14: sam sipping his shot with a chaser I love my pussy ass white boy

15: q"keep an eye on that foxy guy hes gonna fuck- I mean" s"WOAHWOAHWOAH"

16: I love quackity praising himself "thats a good question thats a great question"

17: colby is stressing quackity out by playing chaotically ane listening to sams bad advice😭

18: NO WAY COLBY CLUTCHED THAT AND THEY KNOCKED THE CAMERA DOWN

19: QUSCKITY GOT FUCKED INSTANTLY BY FOXY I CANT BREATHE

20: sam offering to pour them all shots while they fix the camera <3 sweetheart

[clo-thespin]

okay, so ive started this thing, i walk into my school's theatre everyday and suggest a new play for senior year lmao

me to my friends: all right, time to convince (insert theatre teachers name) to do angels in america senior year theatre teacher: *overhears me* theatre teacher: WhATt?!?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT PLAY IS??? me and my friends: *giggling*

and then later in the day...

theatre teacher: *walks past me and my s/o while we're studying for our geom test* me: *turns to s/o* me, extremely excited: should we do the angels in america thing for him? my s/o: *says yes with their eyes* theatre teacher: *chuckles* me and my s/o, in unison: 'i'm a mormon' me and my s/o, in unison: 'im a homosexual' me and my s/o, in unison: 'in my church we don't believe in homosexuals' me and my s/o, in unison: *dramatic gasp* me and my s/o, in unison: 'in my church, we don't believe in mormons!' me and my s/o: *giggling* theatre teacher: *walks tf away, probably horrified*

im actually obsessed with angels in america rn its insane

[danny-415]

christmas with you

(fluff)

pov: jamie and you wanted to spend christmas together ever since his hockey season made him busy.

jamie called you at 7am.

“hello?” you answered the phone.

“hii my sweet baby” jamie said in a sweet voice

“jamie? it’s like 7am i just woke up”

“i know, i know. im heading at the house right now after i accidentally got hung over at trevors place”

“what?! you got hungover? you never told me there was a party?”

“i know im sorry, but i got a little surprise”

“well yeah me too”

“okay you go first”

“no i’ll just show it to you when you get home”

“alright, anyways i bought a christmas tree and decorations”

“that’s nice maybe we could decorate”

“mhm”

“okay well i love you and i’ll see you soon”

“alright bye baby”

as soon as you got up. you get your pregnancy results. you couldn’t wait to see jamies reaction. you were so excited.

—time passes by—

“baby im home!”

“oh great you’re here!” you said with a smile on your face

“anyways help me out”

“okay”

after helping out jamie with the trees, you were ready to tell him.

“so what’s the surprise?”

“jamie, i uh just found out last night while you were away that im 2 months pregnant. i took a pregnancy test and went to the doctors because i wasn’t feeling very well.”

“WHATT WE’RE HAVING BABY DRYSDALE?!”

“yup”

“I LOVE YOUU THANK YOU”

you laughed and decorated with jamie. you couldn’t stop laughing and crying while looking at him. you were just filled with happiness and tears.

liked by jamie.drysdale, trevorzegras, jackhughes, and 417,060 others

y/n user: christmas w you and our soon to be baby 🥹🤍

trevorzegras: baby drysdale comin up 😛

jamie.drysdale: can’t wait for our baby 👶

[jenscx]

IM SO EXCITED IM GONNA SEE KATSEYE WHILE THEYRE IN MANILA TOMORROW MY BIAS IS MEGAN

OMGGGG WHATT IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU 😭 I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN

[sixosix]

hi.

so when i was coming back from my exams (PLEASEPLEASE PRAY FOR ME) i realized thawed was out. so. once again, i decided to read it again infront of my classmates, and i was expecting the WORST.

but.

they told me my face expressions were:

"😕😮🙂🤗🤨😊😊😊😊"

yeah it went far better than what i expected

THAWED IS ENDING GUYS IM CRYINGGNGNGNGNNGNGNG THIS SERIES WAS LIKE. SO MUCH FUN TO READ WE LOVE YOU SIX!!

also erm. my next ask might be the full ver of something i sent a long time a go (its not long ago) so yay ????

ANYWAYS STAY SAFE SIX AND IM SOSO EXCITED FOR THE AETHER CONTENT I WAITED FOR THIS DAY

(return of the ichika of the ask.....!!)

IM PRAYING GOR YOU😭 you are in my thoughts in prayers i hope u devour that exam…. 🙏🙏🙏

ahhhh OMGGGGG whatt thats so exciting & thank you so much!!! im very honored to have a regular reader like u catching up with thawed 😞😞 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ im hoping u have a wonderful day stay safe AND TY FOR THE ICHIKA

[rabbit-or-rib]

Hii! Im here to request a matchup!

My physical appearance: I have dirty blonde hair that reaches to about my shoulders. I’ve never dyed it btw. I have blue eyes with green around my irises (central heterochromia I think it’s called) and a tiny beauty mark under my right eye. Speaking of, I have beauty marks almost everywhere on my body. I’m 5’4 and a bit chubby but sadly only in my tummy area which I’m insecure about :( I have a vertical labret and a septum. I either dress in the ‘Mcbling y2k’ style (just like shirts, skirts and accessories that relate to that genre) or a band t-shirt and some jeans. I don’t ever put my hair up. I do my Make-up a lot, basically whenever I go out for anything lmao.

My personality: idk if this counts as “personality” but I’m straight and my pronouns are she/her😭 I’m a loud person, like if I get excited or stuff like that. I’m a YAPPER🔥 I’ll talk about anything I know a lot about for hours. I’m the “mom” friend, I’ve been told, but also match the chaotic energy (quote my bsf)

My hobbies: I love baking, just cooking in general. I ❤️ MUSIC. I listen to music on the daily. My favorite artists are Mitski, Arctic Monkeys, MSI (I don’t support their actions btw😟) and Weezer. I go on walks a lot, specially around sunset on the edge of these woods outside my house (ironic given the fandom I know lmao) I love animals, my favorite is rabbits and raccoons

And finally for the relationship preferences I’d definitely want something long term :3

Thank you!! 😽

HIIIIII U SOUND SO COOL WHATT !!!!!!!!!

this is totally my bad for not specifying it, but you didn't put what fandom/s you'd want so i tried to fit you in with them all :)) i hope that's okay !!

EverymanHYBRID ;

Evan !! you two are so silly together, and i feel like you two could get down w listening to MSI together. i think of Evan as someone who knows how to cook and enjoys it- so y'all are a lil cook/baker duo :) y'all can talk at each other all you want about WHATEEVVVVERRRRR u want lolz. i think he'd also be a big fan of your style !!

Creepypasta ;

i was a little stuck between Toby and Ben for this one, but i'm leaning more towards Toby. you two can just keep a convo going for god knows how long on those evening walks around the woods, and he'd love to look for rabbits and raccoons to show you !! Toby also totally gravitates towards mom friends- he loves being able to actually tell that you care about him and that you wanna keep him safe. ALSOOO y'all would bond over Weezer and MSI

Marble Hornets ;

Brian !!! he is a great listener and he loves when you're passionate about what you're talking about. he thinks it's cute how much shorter you are than him, especially when you're trying to scold him about being careful while he's out. he's also a sucker for baked goods- you've got him wrapped around your finger if you start making stuff for him. i can also see him liking some of Arctic Monkeys :)

Overwatch ;

you and Cole could balance each other out methinks. he thinks it's cute how excited you get about things, usually in stark contrast to his slower smooth talkin nature lol. he loves that you try and take care of the people close to you, and he has a craaazy sweet tooth if that's the kinda baking you're into. he'd also love to go on late night walks or drives with you when given the chance

[demonstars]

hiiii ☃️ im having a blast drawing girl dream rn !! and then seeing whatt im gonna do for the requests i got cause i got jjust a bit carried away xp

everyday i wait for him to listen to pink pony club :4

OMG THIS IS SO EXCITING GIRL DREAM FOR EVER. i love your art so so much

HE WILL LISTEN TO PINK PONY CLUB AND IT WILL CHANGE HIS LIFE SO SOON...

[svnflowermoon]

ahhh congrats this is so fun your ideas are so good whatt! uhh can i please request called you again and wishful thinking <33

AAAAH thank you dandy my love <3

called you again - i plan you a first date that fits your vibe

OK SO this is very exciting i love this request so muchhh

you give like picnic date vibes?? idc like think of nick and charlie in the park with nellie that's just what i associate w you (so bonus points if there's a puppy at the picnic hehe) (for plot reasons this picnic is in a park/garden near a beach you'll see) and like you'd have all your fav foods and you'd probably bring way more food than you need but that's ok bc that gives you an excuse to have another picnic date a few days later hehe <33

AND THEN (im sorry i have a very elaborate plan for this ajfbsjavxdj) after the picnic you walk around for a bit you go to the beach bc you give beach vibes as well!!! and you probably swim a lot and then you get ice cream together and watch the sunset together (the dog is still here btw the dog is just a side character on this date 😭😭) ok that's all i have i thinkkk

wishful thinking - i tell you the plan of a dream holiday i would go on with you

OK SO to begin with i would want to go to like nyc or smth just to look around all the thrift shops and record stores and see all the cool people and stuff and then i would want to go to like japan bc im pretty sure you said you wanted to go there!! and i've been there before so i could show you around and stuff and japan is so pretty hehe (also we'd do lots of shopping). and THEN italy bc italy is my dreammmm and we'd go in spring maybe??? coastal italian town lots of pizza and pasta and swimming it would be an absolute dream!! and then we'd finish the trip in paris bc yk paris and we'd eat lots of croissants and look at the cool fashion and stuff hehehe

stop i wanna do that now 😭

[miupow]

HI LIA!!! how was ur day ??

btw what's ur fav song on txts new album, mines miracle or quarter life 😋😋😋

hiii sweetie pie!! i had a good day today!! im off tmrw, excited to write some stuff for you all hehe 😼 i feel like i haven’t had a day off in ages

my fav minisode 3 song is easily quarter life whatt??? it’s so 2012-2015 boyband core and it makes my inner nine year old girl so nostalgic,, throwback to when i was a diehard directioner

[juvenillia]

OMG HI sorry just wanted to apologize on my like + comment spam on your recent ghost fic and UM??? ITS SO GOOD I’M LITERALLY. SO INVESTED so sorry i havent been supporting recently!! but IM BACK NOW AND IM SOO HERE FOR IT HSKFEAGA so excited to see more of how simon reacted to the kiss 🫣🫣 LOVE YOUR WORK SO MUCH AND OMG?? just saw on your pinned post your name is jules?? WHATT ME TOO OMFG TWINNING 🙈🙈 ANYWAYS. jist wanted to show some love for your work!!!! <3333 keep it up babe so excited to read the next chapters!!!!

Your name is Jules too?! That's so damn cool. So hello Jules.🩶🩶

Never ever apologise for lack of support and especially do not apologise for spam comments or likes. You can't believe how happy this makes me, hun.🥹

I'm just so glad you enjoy my writing and that you're sticking with the story. Monday is coming with our next chapter.😌🩶🩶

Sending lots of smooches and hugs to you.🩶