#IM SO CLOSE YALL WTF
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ready to see enha 😁😁😁
#nic thinks ⋆。゚☁︎。⋆。 ゚☾ ゚。⋆#IM SO CLOSE YALL WTF#WAITED IN THE RAIN FOR THIS#JAY IN 4K ULTRA HD IM NOT READY
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one piece is crazy fr like what do you mean you’re following up Everyone’s Dead™️ with Objectifying Women: The Arc™️
#bruh :/#im bout to vent cause im mad about it rn sorry#op fans there are many good elements to your series outside of this and i love u sorry im about to talk shit about it#pls abandon ship now and stop reading my tags to avoid if you want#anyway#once i put a certain amount of time into something i usually commit to finishing it#but this arc is like 👌 this close to making me abandon the whole series like wtf is this#i know i KNOW sexist shit is like practically unavoidable in anime but this is a LOT jesus christ#i want to punch a WALL#like wtf do you think women ARE#i want to attack and kill#everyone who has ever told me that naruto is worse than one piece about women owes me 500 dollars rn#like it’s BAD and i would have been mad about this either way#but i think im extra salty because ive had SO many people praise one piece women at me#and i was like doubtful cause ya know LOOK at them#but i LISTENED because everyone was so insistent the women are good and it’s not bad with that kinda thing#which was a BETRAYAL because seriously wtf is this😤#ughhhhh i CANT watch this HOW am i supposed to watch this#why do i have to watch the creepy island of women cluelessly mess with unconscious mans dick trope i canttttttttt#the answer is i DONT have to watch it and i want to STOP#how are yall watching this i still havent even forgiven thriller barks invisible man nami bath scene#like yall i canttttttttt#my ‘fiction that treats women like shit’ tolerance is too low for this#ughhh really at a loss here because so much time already committed and i was enjoying it aside from this#but i really CANNOT keep watching if the bar gets any lower and idk if it even CAN get lower#sorry sorry okay vent over this just#REALLY pissed me off#cause it kinda blindsided me i think
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Taeil…wtf…..
#yall im shaking#no offense but my only thoughts are number one I wonder if it’s true bc there’s so many false cases not victim blaming just wondering#how it will go#2 I can’t say I think it is true bc the same thing happened to Lucas and THAT wasn’t true#and he’s still gone from the group#which btw 2 down now from this kind of stuff ….🤡#and then my last thought Is I really hope this doesn’t reflect on the rest of nct like#especially haechan ngl…#but if it is true my number one concern is that the victim(s) get justice#I’m just so shocked like…#taeil#out of everyone#TAEIL.#wtf…#I think of haechan the most btw bc i know him and taeil are close#I’m just so sad
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sorry i woke up today and said “i dont think that frisk and kris should be drawn yellow because asian people (especially living int he west) have argued about how its too close to yellow peril and racist stereotypes and as an asian its gross to see people ignore us”
#we need to stand together not just asi me 50 questions to try and trip me just so you have an excuse not to look this up on google#sorry your Deltarune Artist (me) on your dash doesnt draw Kris and Frisk yellow for a REASON#talking#racism#im sorry if youre uncomfortable! if you see me talk about this maybe you should do some inward thinking#because im not the first to talk about this#sorry if i sound like an angry POC#im being sarcastic btw. can you imagine watchinng people ignore this for years?#why wouldnt i be a little sarcastic#ive seen friends get called slurs over this#ASIAN SLURS TOO. man.#Also i fucking read one of yall say ‘when did anyone say theyre asian’#TOBY DID NOT. because theyre so fucking close to a visual asian stereotype is why people HC as ASIAN#do you see the dots?? wtf??#Yellow Humans Discussion
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so ive had a sore throat since last wednesday… and i was wondering what could’ve caused a sore throat because i literally never get sick… but then i remembered that tuesday night i was screaming like this for 3 hours and then it all made sense….
i feel bad for anyone in the section i was in that possibly heard my feral ass in the background of their videos… because i was watching my bsfs videos and all you could hear was me screaming 😭
#this isnt even the worst one out of all the videos i took#i wanna make a compilation like how i did after the dream concert#because this was a LOT worse and i thought that my dream vids were bad#and for that i had barricade 😭#i heard that the pit was lowkey dry at a few ateez stops like make some noise yall wtf?#ATEEZ OF ALL GROUPS IS NOT THE GROUP YOU STAND STILL FOR WITH NO REACTION#i was looking down at the pit too and everyone was just smushed together not moving or nothing#i would be screaming my ass of (and i was)#like if you’re gonna be that close to them and they can see you.. why are you being nonchalant#thats gotta be so awkward for the idols too like no way you’re just 😐 while im giving you 100% energy
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also i have 773 followers????? 😭😭 im gonna do a simdump for yall I FEARRR!!!
#kristens.txt#that actually gagged me#i just went to look at my post and glanced at my followers & saw “773”#last time i looked i was at 400-#YIKES was i away for that long?????#im so damn close to 1k chile that's scary wtf#but im gonna do a simdump for yall cause yall are sweet for following and this is quite the milestone if i say so myself
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Everything Everywhere All At Once? More like Crying on Everything Everywhere All At Once.
#finally fuckin watched this movie omg#FINALLY#AND YALL WERE RIGHT#I CANT FEEL MY FACE 😭#I heard it was about mommy issues so i knew i was gonna ball but didn't expect it to hit this fuckin close to home 😭#man so much on my mind about this film now#beautiful#this movie won all the awards to me idc it rlly is the movie of 2022 i get it i get it#ugh#so many movies from last yr made me cry ngl wtf is up w that#rant#rant in tags#long tags#everything everywhere all at once#eeaao#my post#ik im late to the game but idc#someone definitely probably made this joke already idk lol sorry#probably not original
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also major fuck you at any and all who started using the word autistic as a synonym for something or just someone being stupid.
seriously what the fuck is wrong with you people 😒
fuck everyone who's started saying the r slur again i hate you and i hope your life falls apart and you die alone
#this is SO aimmed at my brother and cousin#got fucking whiplash the other week to hear them fucking both using it like so#and the fuckers told ME to shut up when i reasonably when wtf???#like WHYYYYY#THEY KNOW IM AUTISTIC#my brother's a fucking douche when it comes to this topic#ive argued with him about it in the past after hearing him use the r slur and i really thought the whole thing was done and dusted#BUT HERE WE ARE AGAIN BUT SOMEHOW EVEN WORSG#FUCK U BOTH AAAAGH#like they dont even GET why im so upset#to them its just another word for dumb#bc they're “gamer bros” who spend alottt of time in competitive game communities so like i get where they picked it up from#but for FUCK sake knock it off#just bc some the others ur around are like that DOESNT MAKE IT OK UR USING SLURS#Especially!!! when ur fucking sister!!!/close cousin!!! is part of the demographic ur fucking using slurs about#also THEY'RE BOTH 20 YEARS OLD#YALL ARE NOT CHILDREN SO STOP ACTING LIKE ONES#hell! im the only one working out of the three of us! theyve just been sitting on thier asses doing jack shit#they did take up college classes this past year. skipped the summer semester tho#and ha funny story. my bro fucki g DROPPED OUT OF ALL OF HIS FUCKING CLASSES BC HIS DUMBASS DIDNT WANT TO DO THE WORK#ma found out the DAY before Christmas and a few weeeks after the semester had ended#that sure was fun for him. not#honestly with that happening and with how busy the past weeks been ive completely forgot to bring the word usage to my ma#will be doing that#maybe she'll be able to talk some sense into him... doubt it tho
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#stupid effing idiot dipshit boss came into work to do training pod with me and two other coworkers and waltzes in puts a mask on and says im#gonna test for covid tonight#tonight as in after i sit here with yall knowing im sick and sit in close prox to do the training#then she just barely texts me and says FYI i tested pos for covid two days ago you'll have to mask up and test#GIRL WTF WHY DID YOU EVEN COME TO WORK SICK YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE#and shes the boss so it's not like we could have been like ummmm go home we dont wanna do the training with you#so we all just had to mask up obviously and sit there with her doing the trainign#she's so fuckingggggg dumb dude!!!!!
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Mine All Mine
♡ masterlist - request!
♡ pairing - oscar piastri x fem!reader (fc - hailee steinfeld)
♡ summary - (request :) oscar obsessing over his girlfriend on the internet!
♡ warnings - horny/simp oscar, crack, some fluff, some cursing, use of y/n
♡ w/c & a/n - smau | thank you so so much for requesting!! i hope you enjoy lovely xx
oscarpiastri HEYYYY LOVEEEE
yourusername HIIIIII SWEETHEART
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username she's so 😍
oscarpiastri tell me about it 😩
danielricciardo AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
oscarpiastri OI OI OI
yourusername my fav aussies 🥹
landonorris lets gooo 🔥
yourusername cant wait to see you black out drunk tonight 🫡
oscarpiartri i am NOT getting thrown up on by him again. you can walk his drunk ass back to the car this time
landonorris I SAID I WAS SORRY 😣
oscarpiastri sorry doesn't heal my trauma
yourusername stop being dramatic oscar 😭
oscarpiastri you're right sorry love 🥺
zendaya BEAUTYYY
yourusername SAYS YOU 😘
oscarpiastri you're right MY girlfriend is such a beauty 🥵
zendaya oh hell nah 😭 stay mad i had her first
oscarpiatri go back to your british boy 👹
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oscarpiastri UGHHH ON MY KNEESSSSS 😻🙇
yourusername later babe 😉
oscarpiastri 👅
pierregasly EW YALL FREAKS
oscarpiastri 😺
alex_albon I MISS THE CUTE AND SHY OSCAR
oscarpiastri you think im cute?🥺
alex_albon ...
mclaren guys..........
username PICK ME CHOOSE ME LOVE ME
oscarpiastri no no and no ☺️ she picked, chose, and loves ME 😂
oscarpiastri YOU ARE SO HOT AND SEXY AND FINE AND PRETTY
yourusername NO YOU AREEE 🫵🏻🥰
oscarpiastri HEHEHEHE IM BLUSHING
landonorris can confirm ✅
oscarpiastri my pants are kinda tight rn
charles_leclerc AYOOO GROSS 🤮
carlossainz55 I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT EW
landonorris STOP OMG IM RIGHT NEXT TO U
yourusername HELP ME LMAOAOAOAO
mclaren no words.
yourusername close your eyes admin 😶😨
username IM CRYING OSCAR TMIII
oscarpiastri im just a boy with a hot gf 🥺🎀
username its okay king im with you 🧱
oscarpiastri you are disgusting wtf blocked 🤢
arianagrande MY GIRL 💋
yourusername ARI 💗
oscarpiastri *cough* MY girl *cough*
mclaren the prettiest ever 🧡 liked by yourusername
oscarpiastri HOLY MOLY liked by yourusername
oscarpiastri PHEW WEE MAMA liked by yourusername
oscarpiastri IM DROOLINGGGG LOVE 🤤
yourusername I LOVE YOU OSC
oscarpiastri I LOVE YOU MOST ❤️
charles_leclerc red for ferrari?
oscarpiastri 🧡* never.
scuderuaferrrari damn it 😕
mclaren thats our boy 😁
lewishamilton loved the movie!!
yourusername im so glad !! 🥰
tomholland2013 andrew told me to comment that he loved working with you!! and i also think the movie was amazing 😊
yourusername thank you to both of you!! im happy you liked it tom :)
zendaya WE* loved it, you ate babes
yourusername just date me already z 🛐
oscarpiastri hello?? no wtf
zendaya you cant come between our love aussie boy
oscarpiastri maybe not, but ik smt else I can come in between
maxverstappen1 LOG OFFF
georgerussell63 SOMEONE TAKE THIS KIDS PHONE AWAY
yukitsunod0511 im telling a trusted adult 😟
landonorris IM TELLING YOUR MOM
oscarpiastri NO PLEASE
mclaren two strikes. one more and your out.
oscarpiastri since when is f1 baseball
username YOU ARE SO GORGEOUS
oscarpiastri GORGEOUSLY MINE
username chill bro no ones stealing her ☺️
oscarpiastri IM SO PROUD OF YOU DARLING
yourusername thank you love 💕🥹
username THE MOVIE WAS SO GOOD
yourusername yay im so happy you enjoyed it!! ❤️
username OMG ILY
oscarpiastri yall wouldn't believe how easy that dress was to remove
yourusername OML OSCAR NO
carlossainz55 STOPPPPPPP
alex_albon ENOUGH
yukitsunoda0511 m-ma pick me up i'm scared
yourusername NOOO MY BBY YUKI IM SORRY 🙁
landonorris why are you always talking abt ur adult time online
oscarpiastri IF YALL DONT WANT TO SEE THEN GET OFF MY GFS PAGE 🙄
mclaren and thats strike three, my office in 30 - zak
landonorris oooo you're in trouble 😂🫵🏻
kimkardashian gorgeous
yourusername 💋
emmawatson beautiful girl 💞
yourusername coming from the definition of beauty herself 🥹
yourusername OMG OSCAR 🥹🥹🥹 liked by oscarpiastri
yourusername IM GONNA CRY
oscarpiastri dont cry love im not there to kiss the tears away ☹️
username 🥹 them >>>>>>>
yourusername I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 🙁
oscarpiastri I LOVE YOU FOREVER AND EVER ♾️
yourusername you are prettier than all the sunsets
oscarpiastri i just shed a few tears
landonorris can confirm ✅
charles_leclerc are my eyes deciving me?
maxverstappen1 a... nice caption??
carlossainz55 very pg... so refreshing
username when i pull up to the who loves y/n most contest but oscar piastri is also there 🚪🏃💨
oscarpiastri easiest win of my life
yourusername osc love 🥹
username AWHHHHHHH
username ladies get yourself a man who loves you like how oscar loves y/n liked by oscarpiastri
lewishamilton my favorite couple 💙 liked by oscarpiastri
username she's so stunning 😍
oscarpiastri righttt 🥺
yourusername i like the view
oscarpiastri you do?
yourusername yes
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yourusername nah
username LMAOAOAOAOOAAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT MEME
username ICONIC
tchalamet wow
username commenting this on OSCARS post is wild
username bros brave for that
username 1, 2, oscars coming for you 👀
landonorris THE AUDACITY
oscarpiastri i see you little french boy.
oscarpiastri if i see another comment or like from you ill hit you with my car so fast you'll go flying back to your little chocolate factory.
mclaren for legal reasons this IS a joke 😅
yourusername TIMOTHÉE IM SO SORRY DONT MIND HIM IM A BIG FAN OF YOU 🫶
tchalamet 😅 i'm scared to say thank you
oscarpiastri good 🙃
username LMAOAOOAOOAOAAO TIMMYS TRAUMATIZED
oscarpiastri ugh guys she's just JDNBGEBGW
oscarpiastri you guys dont even get it
oscarpiastri i wake up and see her and just 🥲 thank the lord
username AWHHHHHHHHH
alex_albon i didn't know he could be so sweet
yourusername IM GOING TO CRY ILYSM.
oscarpiastri and i love you more 💞
username i'm only following oscar for the y/n content
oscarpiastri thats so valid.
zendaya same.
#oscar piastri fanfic#oscar piastri#oscar piastri x you#oscar piastri x reader#oscar piastri x fem!reader#oscar piastri fluff#oscar piastri imagine#oscar piastri smau#formula 1#formula 1 x reader#f1 x reader#f1 fanfic#f1#f1 imagine#lando norris#charles leclerc#max verstappen#george russell#yuki tsunoda#mclaren#mclaren boys#lewis hamilton#alex albon#daniel ricciardo#oscar piastri oneshot
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For Years! | Max Verstappen x Reader |
Social media AU Summary: Max and reader get criticism over the status of their relationship.
✮▹ A/N: So sorry for not posting for so long. Life has been BUSY. but hopefully i can post more and write more! Love you guys <3
✰▹Warnings/Notices: Not edited. nothing really. reader mentioned to write music
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@Y/N: Lovely time lately.
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user1: LMFAO MAX.
user2: Y/N you'll always been iconic
user3: sometimes I forget Max Verstappen is dating THE Y/N L/N.
↪ user4: SO TRUE. It completely passes my mind that they've been together before he even got to F1.
↪ user5: THEY'VE BEEN TOGETHER FOR 9 YEARS?
↪ user6: YEA ITS WILD.
↪ user7: wait but they haven't gotten married or anything?
↪ user8: Yea no. They also avoid the questions around it. Kind of weird to me.
↪ user9: But hasn't Y/N written songs about marriage and getting married? Why haven't they?
↪ user10: Maybe they just don't want to. Or max doesn't.
MaxVerstappen: Why did you choose that photo of me.
↪ Y/N: You want me to post the photo from yesterday?
↪ MaxVerstappen: NO.
↪ user11: LMFAO. PARENTS.
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@MaxVerstappen: Great race and great win! Getting ready for next week. And thank you to @Y/N for making me but those glasses, best purchase.
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Y/N: I told you they were a good investment
↪ MaxVerstappen: I don't know if you would call it an investment.
↪ Y/N: I'll post that picture.
↪MaxVerstappen: It was a great investment! better than a house!
↪ user12: better than a ring?
↪ user13: STOP. but no fr, wheres the ring Max?
user14: Okay nice win but when yall getting married?
user15: everyone needs to mind their business, maybe they're just not ready to get married and that okay.
↪ user16: But its been 9 YEARS. NINE YEARS. Its a red flag.
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@F1GOSSIP: Max Verstappen and Y/N L/N have been criticized over the status of their relationship. The couple has been together for over 9 years however many fans have realized that there's been no movement in the relationship, family and marriage vise. Thought?
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user17: I mean its their life but 9 years?
user18: Idk guys don't hate me but sometimes max doesn't seem interested in Y/N. Like all of the Monaco GP? seem happy around her.
↪ user19: Bro look at the pictures in the post. Does he seem unhappy in them? No he seems very happy.
↪ user20: Okay but lets be honest. Both only seem that happy in front of a camera.
User21: I mean for some of their relationship they were fairly young. Maybe they just wanna enjoy it little by little.
↪ user22: I think in 9 years you can enjoy a lot.
user23: I wouldn't marry her either. Max knows what's best which is why he hasn't done it.
Y/N has posted to their story!
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@MaxVerstappen: happy 3 year anniversary @Y/N. love you much and cant wait for years to come. Also, people said I hated her? How could I?
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Y/N: Guys my husband is kinda cool.
↪ MaxVerstappen: Kinda?
↪ Y/N: yea cuz im cooler than you.
↪ MaxVerstappen: Okay love.
user24: WTF 3 YEARS?
user25: max said hold my 3x WDC titles while I make everyone shut up about my relationship.
↪ Y/N: He just wins everything doesn't he?
↪ CharlesLeclerc: Yea its kinda annoying. you should distract him Y/N
↪ MaxVerstappen: Dont tell my wife to distract me, I'll lose.
↪ CharlesLeclerc: thats the point.
↪ LandoNorris: I just wanna win.
↪ user26: LMFAO WHAT IS HAPPENING
↪ Y/N: Im collecting them all
User27: And people said max didnt wanna marry her.
user28: Bro just keeps winning doesnt he. Y/N GIVE ME A CHANCE.
user29: if you look closely you can see me getting run over by an F1 car.
⭒❃.✮:▹A/N: I hope you guys like it! I need to post more but ive gotten so busy and haven't had the time. But I'll try to post more often. Love you guys! hope you enjoyed.
#f1#f1 fandom#f1 fanfic#f1 imagine#formula 1#formula one fanfiction#charles leclerc#f1 x reader#max verstappen x reader#max verstappen#max verstappen f1#max verstappen imagine#max verstappen fanfic#max verstappen x you#formula one x you#formula one#formula one x reader#one shot#my fic#fic rec#charles and max#lando norris#oneshot
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Omg hiii, I just saw your “dating Hugh” hcs and I absolutely loved them... So could you pls write something where paparazzi are just bombarding him with questions about his relationship with the reader since there have been a lot of rumors about them breaking up but him still visiting the reader??? I would just love to see that respectful man handle all the nasty and out of pocket questions paparazzi go for
I LOVE HER ༉‧₊˚.
in which hugh humbles the internet by addressing false rumors
warnings: none, just fluff!
so my dumbass has no self control and i did unfortunately change the plot a little BUT i am planning to write a 2nd imagine on this same plot but differently! hope yall still like it
since working on the x-men movies with hugh, you two have been together ever since. happily, that is.
however somehow, from somewhere, rumors began to circulate that the two of you had broken up after your 23 years together.
and of course, you and hugh took these rumors to the press.
“so we’re aware that the two of you have worked together since the first x-men movie,” the host asks, earning a collection of nods from the two of you. “would you want to go into detail about how you guys began to date and just what the story was behind that?”
“yeah of course,” you began, hugh cutting you off.
he looked directly at the camera now rather than the host, pointing his finger at it in a silly manner, “and as far as i know, we are still together.”
the room erupts into laughter, most of it coming from you as you grab hugh’s other hand, intertwining your fingers in your lap. “yeah, oh my god i don’t know where it came from but for some reason all of twitter and tiktok and whatever else there is thinks we’ve broken up!”
the host smiles, “i saw that, in fact that was actually my next question on my list.”
“so you chose to ask the allegedly broken up couple about how they met and began dating before you ask them if they’re still together?” you joke, causing everyone to laugh once more.
though everyone was focused on your joke, the only thing you could focus on was hugh’s thumb rubbing up and down the back of your hand subconsciously. it was sweet, almost as if he did it without realizing.
“yeah.. yeah i love her so.. we’re not splitting until one of us dies.”
“hugh!” you smack his leg, brows furrowed close to your eyes in a warning manner.
he cocks his head as his eyes go wide, smiling brightly at your concern, “what?!”
“don’t talk about either of us dying, i don’t like that!”
his smile only grows as he chuckles at your rather unreasonable behavior, “alright i’m sorry.”
the host makes eye contact with the camera just as hugh had, “yeah i don’t think they’re breaking up anytime soon, look at them!”
the camera pans to zoom in on you and hugh; you’re still scolding him about how you don’t need to worry about splitting up when you’re perfectly fine while he’s trying to defend himself but is laughing too hard.
“i said im sorry!” he managed to get out, going weak as he brought his head down to your lap, trying to contain his laughter.
you smack the backside of his head gently, leaning to rest on the armrest of your chair as you roll your eyes, “and you’re not even taking me seriously, baby.”
“and they’re still holding hands,” the camera man points out from behind the scenes.
i guess it’s safe to say those rumors shut down, fast.
I HATE THIS WTF i’m sorry the end is so bad
taglist!!
@velvrei @spazwayy @oatmilkriver @sseleniaa @mei-simp @wittyjasontodd @wolverinesangel @realsimpbitchshit @pickuptruck01 @keigohawks @thereallchristine @zeeader @pink-jello-fish @twinky-wink @malfoys-demigod @seamlessepiphany @withafoll @lulawantmula
#hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#logan howlett#logan howlett oneshot#logan howlett x reader#logan howlett x you#wolverine#wolverine fic#wolverine x reader#x men#mcu edit#marvel cinematic universe#marvel#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#deadpool
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ultimate wag | alex albon & lily muni he x fem! reader
summary; alex and lily soft launching their relationship with y/n but everyone keeps assuming they’re friends, so y/n takes matters into her own hands to hard launch
fc; various girls on pinterest
warnings; suggestive comments
taglist; @namgification
notes; requested! ALEX AND LILY ARE MY SHITTT, i am actually so in love w them both , they’re soooo🤭
masterlist !
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lilymhe: thailand 🌴⛱️🌊🛥️🇹🇭❤️
tagged; yourusername, alex_albon
yourusername: got a sunburn 😞 but 100% wanna go back😩
lilymhe: i got aloe vera gel i got u pretty girl
username: ALEXLSKD
username: her friendship w y/n is so cute! and i love how alex is close w her too!!
username: couples trip ft y/n😭
alex_albon: cool
lilymhe: u were the least cool out of all of us
alex_albon: wah wah
yourusername: she’s right you were
carmenmmundt: i miss you girlies!! we need to link up soon !
lilymhe: YES i’ve miss you too😢
yourusername: girls trip this time?😁
georgerussell63: not you guys keeping the bad bitches out
alex_albon: how rude!
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alex_albon: recharging 🔋
tagged; yourusername, lilymhe
yourusername: lils was thinkin’ hard
alex_albon: thinking hard or hardly thinking
lilymhe: you both know what i was thinking about 😼
yourusername: oh!
alex_albon: there are children (logan) here, lily!
logansargeant: oh! 2x
username: idk yall i’m not feeling the 2nd picture
username: the way y/n is holding onto alex and lily???? seems more than friendship to me😭
username: nah she’s always been cuddly, that’s how she is i think
landonorris: did you fall
alex_albon: wtf no
yourusername: liar! i have a video of it!
landonorris: SHAREEE
username: alex and his gf and his gf’s gf
username: lily is stronger than me bc if my friend was holding my bf’s face like that, we wouldn’t be friends anymore
lilymhe uploaded to their story!
[caption 1; happy birthday, pretty girl💗💗] [caption 2; too tired to walk in her heels😴 ( told her to not wear the ysl heels bc we were going to walk a long distance 🙄 )]
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[caption 1; happy birthday, sweet girl🌸] [caption 2; my girls post 2 bottles of wine]
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false starts and unthinkable mistakes- o.piastri 81
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summary: oscar comes to you after a difficult race
pairing: oscar piastri (81) x Wolff fem reader
a/n: so yall… I wrote this on thursday before spa and guys… im feeling like a psychic now and not in a good way wtf.
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A false p1? What the fuck? He’d worked his ass off, driven perfectly, made all the right calls, and still it wasn’t enough because the car was 2 fucking kilograms underweight. It meant all his hard work was for nothing.
Fuck that.
Oscar walked through the paddock, a frown firmly on his lips as Lando and Zak tried helplessly to comfort him, but it was no use. He’d been disqualified, and you weren’t even there to comfort him. He did realise how this would have to happen someday, especially since he was dating another team’s lead engineer, but another part of him just wanted you to be there and hold him, the second he got off the podium. He wanted to share his victory with you, kiss you like the other boys were allowed to kiss their girlfriends, but Toto (also, sadly, your father) would never let you.
And then he wanted you waiting outside the stewards room for him after.
But you were probably too busy celebrating.
He walked into his room, thanking the boys for their kind words, but ultimately just wanting to be alone.
“Hi,” your soft voice surprised him. He whipped his head around to see you sitting on his bed, still in full Mercedes uniform. “Are you ok?”
He didn’t think about it, any of it. He didn’t think about the open door, all the cameras nearby, the open window that was at street level, he didn’t care.
He stalked over to you in 3 long steps, and kissed you, right then and there.
He felt you try to pull away, but his grip on your waist wouldn’t let you, as well as the arm wrapped around your neck. He wasn’t letting you go.
“Baby-“ you pulled away chuckling as he caught his breath. “Relax, I’m right here.”
He smiled, for the first time in an hour. “I know,” he took a deep breath. “Just happy to see you.”
You smiled. “How was the FIA?”
He sighed, sitting down next to you and wrapping his arms around you. “Bullshit.”
“I’m sorry,” you mumbled.
“I don’t care though,” he pressed a kiss to the top of your head. “ ‘Cause you’re here.”
He felt your smile against his neck and felt a sense of pride in his chest.
“How did you sneak away so quickly?”
“My dad and I got in a fight over something stupid and he said he wanted me gone, so I left,” you shrugged.
Oscar held his breath. “Was it a fight over…?”
“Us? Yeah,” you clarified. “He wants us to break up.”
Oscar could feel his heart pounding a mile a minute. “Oh.”
“I told him he could shove it. Don’t worry Piastri, you’re stuck with me forever,” you chuckled, then pressed a comforting kiss to his neck.
He let out a breath he didn’t realise he was holding, and smirked. “Good.”
You kissed up his neck and his jaw, then landed on his lips, but pulled away when you heard the camera click.
One of the well-known photographers was at the door, looking guilty.
“Hey!” Oscar shouted, but they were already down the hall by the time you two got up.
“Fuck,” you cursed as he closed the door. “That’s going to be main news tomorrow.”
“It’s alright,” he wrapped his arms around you, pulling your head into his chest. “We’re fine.”
You nodded, trying desperately to believe him but knowing it would definitely test things, especially with your dad.
“And don’t worry about your dad. I’m going to go talk to him,” Oscar promised.
“Osc, I can’t ask you to do that, no,” you shook your head, though you really didn’t want to deal with Toto’s inevitable hissyfit. You also didn’t want to deal with all the shit the press was going to say about you two. You could hear the articles already; “Oscar Piastri and Y/n Wolff. F1 princess going for the next winner?” And other shit like “Did Toto Wolff disown his daughter after she went to McLaren?”
And you knew your dad wouldn’t hold back on details if he was asked about it. He’d tell them you’d been dating for 2 years, he’d tell them you two lived together in the off-season, and he’d tell them that he didn’t approve.
“It’s alright,” he soothed. “I’m going to have to talk to him sometime.”
You nodded, but hoped Oscar wouldn’t.
“Anyways, let’s just relax for a few hours, yeah?”
“Yeah,” you nodded. You two lay together for a few hours, just watching some random show you two liked, and you fell asleep in his arms.
You two would be fine. Oscar would make sure of it.
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hi! could you please do a part 2 to enha forgets ur birthday? pls part 1 was so good🫵🏼🫶🏻 i just wanna see them grovel lol
non!idol enhypen x non!idol reader
forgetting your birthday pt. 2 !
pt. 1
warnings : she/her pronouns used, cursing, crying, mentions of grief.
luna's diary : this one kinda sucks ugh. HELLA RUSHED because I went to a trip (Singapore + Malaysia) AND THE CELL SERVICE WAS terrible I'm so so so sorry anons this is very dissapointing but I felt bad making yall wait for so long. Promise to edit this as soon as I reach home!
HEESEUNG
After the realisation that your boyfriend, had indeed forgotten your birthday, the birthday spirits you had in the starting of the day had blown away. As promised he appeared to your door step with flowers in his hands as he murmured a set of apologies for forgetting your special day. Saying you were mad at your boyfriend would be a huge understatement. You were furious with a hint of disappointment. "baby I'm sorry please" he said as you closed your eyes felt a few tears threatening to fall. Noticing this heeseung hugged you tight and ran his hands in your head wondering how he could make it up to you. He knew he messed up and this couldn't be mended easily. Like a broken dam, your tears started flowing uncontrollably. "How could you forget hee?" you questioned him finally using your voice for the first time since he arrived. "I know pretty girl im so sorry" he said as his voice hitched and eyes swelling up with tears, his mind running on a marathon trying to find ways to make it up to you. Like a bulb lighting above his head, he left you on the spot and rushed to the living room.
A few minutes later he rushed back ushering you to follow him. Upon reaching the living room you saw a beautifully decorated living room with fairy lights, your favourite blankets with your snacks and your favorite movie ready to play. A smiled adorned your features as you heard him say "i know what I did was terrible but let me try to make it up to you".
JAY
He was at a party with the boys when you made him realised that he had messed up the date. He couldn't believe it. This man was shocked, mind blank wtf type shock. By the time he reached home he was already in tears. But when he saw how dark your house was with sadness evident on your face as you slept in your bed he broke down right in front of your sleeping figure.
How could he mess up the date that marks your creation? He was more dissapointed in him than you were tbh. You were soon awaken by the sounds of your boyfriend's cries. "Baby what's wrong?" You questioned him cradling his face. "I'm sorry princess I'm so sorry i can't believe I forgot your birthday"
He was more heartbroken than you were, his emotions all over the place. "Baby it's okay i promise" Cuddles and kisses you the whole night and clears his schedule for the next day.
JAKE
The whole day you patiently waited for Jake to show his existence to you. It was your birthday and you were excited to spend the day with him. But to no avail, he didn't show up. Deciding to occupy yourself with your phone, you saw a notification indicating that Jake had uploaded a story. The light in your eyes faded away as you took in Jake with Iseul, a junior, on your birthday.
Having done with this, you decided to finally text him. Upon realising what he had done, he rushed home to see you on the couch with a dark cloud above your head. "Hey baby" Jake started slowly. "I'm really sorr-" "Save it Jake I don't want to hear it" You responded cutting him off. "But baby you know Iseul is like a younger sister to me" He started again. He was walking on eggshells right now knowing that if he said anything wrong you would crack. "I get that she's a younger sister to you, but Jake it's my birthday, you could have comforted her tomorrow, but my birthday wont be tomorrow" You replied. "I waited for you so long, try and look at this in my point of view Jake" as you said that his eyes softened. "I'm so sorry, i get why you're mad at me baby please let me try and make it up to you" He said trying to mend things. "Just give me time Jake, i don't think I'll get over this easily" You said as you left the house.
You were back 3 hours later, with jake in the same spot you left him. He expression blanked as he looked at you. You were spooked out by him as you stared back at him for a moment. "Are you just gonna stand there for the rest of your life?" You asked giggling. Hearing your precious laughter he looked at you with a slight smile on his face. "Baby, I'm sorry i really am. I don't know how it managed to slip out of my mind. I swear i remembered it I'm so sorry" He said starting to ramble as you looked at him. His words barely registered in your mind due to how fast he was speaking. "Jake it's okay" "and i get it if you're still mad at me and don- wait what?" He asked confused. "You accept my apology?" He continued as you nodded. Finally moving after hours he engulfed you in a hug. "Thank you Thank you, I'll make sure this never happens again" he said gratefully. "You better not do this shit again" You said.
"Now tell me the Iseul tea"
SUNGHOON
When you asked him if he checked his calendar out of the blue he was confused. Why would you suddenly want him to check his calendar?
Upon actually checking his calendar he went pale realising he forgot your birthday, an occasion that shouldn't be remembered through a calendar. This guy was going through five stages of grief.
"no way i forgot my princess' birthday"
"how the fuck did I manage to forget her birthday?"
"God please let this be a dream"
"i forgot her birthday"
"okay i forgot her birthday, let's make it up to her" He said finally reaching the last stage of grief, acceptance. He rushed to your house to see you not there. He called your name multiple times hoping to get an answer from you finally seeing you sitting in the balcony.
"Hey baby, whatcha doin'?" your boyfriend asked you slowly walking towards you. "Nothing just sitting" You replied slowly, sadness evident in your voice. "Baby" Sunghoon starts again sitting next to you this time. He passed you a chocolate eyeing you to open it.
Upon opening it you noticed a small peice of paper with "I love you" and "I'm sorry" written on it. "I don't know how it slipped my mind, princess. But I will make it up to you, I promise". You understood his point of view, it was common to forget stuff. Though you were still hurt by this, you laid your head on his shoulder and the both of you silently enjoyed the scenery your balcony offered in silence.
SUNOO
The day had ended by the time your boyfriend had finally remembered your existence and decided to text you. You had held a party to celebrate your special day with your friends and family hoping to see a sign of sunoo. When sunoo had first texted you, you were shocked to find out that he had absolutely no idea what party or what special occasion you were talking about. You were devastated to find out that not only did he not know what day it was, but he expected you to tell him.
What kind of boyfriend doesn't remember his girlfriend's birthday and then expect her to tell him? You were mad at him with alot of hurt lingering inside you.
The clock read 1:30 am the moment he stepped inside the house. Looking around he saw leftover confetti, balloons and alocholic beverages yet to be picked up. All of this indicating that there was infact a party held. Sunoo knew that what he had done would not take a good turn and that it would take alot of fighting and apologizing to make it up to you. Spotting you with tears in your eyes, he made his way to you slowly pulling you into a hug and started apologizing.
He was sorry and guilty, you knew he was. But him expecting you to tell him that it was your birthday was where you drew the line.
You were unsure on whether you could forgive him at all. He promised to take you out tomorrow and attempt to make it up to you. You knew that wouldn't heal the hurt this had caused you, but you appreciated his efforts and agreed as you hugged him back.
JUNGWON
Out of all the people you liked in your life, you never expected Yang Jungwon to forget your birthday. If someone told you he would, you would laugh your ass off. But now, you were in tears as you held your phone finally deciding to text him.
You were in disbelief as you found out that he thought your birthday was next weekend. Thoughts like "How can someone mess up their lover's birthday?" "does he care less to not know which day" were running through your head.
He rushed into your home apologizing immediately mentioning how much he had planned and got a date wrong. He was on the verge of tears as you looked up at him rambling.
"Baby i promise i remembered, look I even had some gifts prepared" He said as he sped walk towards your shared dresser in the bedroom opening up a random compartment you had no idea existed. "What the fuck? Since when was that there?" You asked him in utter shock.
"It's always been there baby, you never noticed it" Jungwon said taking out a huge amount of gifts for you. "You weren't kidding when you said you were prepared huh?" You spoke as you scanned the bags. "Since last month" He winked at you as he led you to your living room.
"I'm so sorry, i can't believe I forgot your birthday I'm such a bad boyfriend" Jungwon apologized to you as guilt and shamed swirled in his orbs ( is this even right wtf - leaderwon ).l
"Won it's fine, don't worry" You said as a smile finally made its way on your face. "Now let's see what you got me I'm so excited" you said again as you smiled wider in happiness.
NI-KI
You were raging as you watched him play his video games for the entire day. You weren't an anti of games for you were also into playing. But it was your birthday today, a day he was supposed to spend with you instead of the ps5 Jay had gotten him on his birthday last year.
You were heartbroken as you tried to knock some sense into your boyfriend. Unfortunately, it didn't work. Finally giving up, you took your wallet and coat and left the house to get fresh air.
You could feel your phone vibrate as Ni-ki spammed your phone asking where you were. You decided against on replying and just walked ahead. Soon, you heard your boyfriend call your name from behind as he ran towards you. You tried walking faster since you didn't want to be with him at the moment. But your luck was unfortunate as he had legs long asf and caught up to you within moments.
"baby stop, come back home it's late" he begged. "Go back to your game, it's never too late for that" You said in a monotonous tone. "I'm sorry" "Sorry won't fix the day I lost waiting for you to fucking realise and rejecting all my friends who cared enough to want to spend the day with me" You said almost tearing up and walking again.
"I'm sorry" You heard him say as he stopped following you. You never heard his voice be so gentle in the 2 years you have been dating him. His voice sounded like he was on the brink of having a mental breakdown. "I really am" He said again and your heart dropped. You wondered if you were being too harsh on him.
Frozen in place, you could feel the tension in the air as the cool air blew through your hair. You were trying really hard to stay strong and hard but when you turned back to look at him, you could feel your heart drop to your stomach. You knew you were soft for this man, but the moment you looked at him you could feel emotions that you weren't aware yu could feel.
"Please" You heard him say. His eyes were pitiful with a tear threatening to fall. "I know i fucked up but please please let me try and make it up to you". You couldn't bare to see him like this anymore. "Fine" You sighed and walked towards him again.
You were hurt he missed your birthday, yes. But seeing him like that hurt you more. You knew you were deep as you held his hand and walked to the house the both of you resided in.
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photographer on the grid
summary: you are a new photographer for redbull and you are secretly dating max verstappen
pairing: max verstappen x reader
content: social media au
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y/nvibes first photo take as rb photographer
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maxverstappen1: the best rb photographer
y/nvibes: thankss maxie f1gossip: maxie? omgg
redbullracing: we love this y/n!!
y/nvibes: thank you guys!
formula1
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formula1 Max Verstappen with y/n y/l/n enjoying race day
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f1gossip: they look quite close
landonorris: breaking news - max verstappen found a new girlfriend
maxvfanpage: LANDO?! f1fans: wtf is going on maxverstappen: lando....
scuderiaferrari
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scuderiaferrari @redbullracing we have your photographer
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charlesleclerc: i need the photos for my new post
y/nvibes: wheres my money first? danielricciardo: lol y/nvibes: what? i need money for a new porsche
maxverstappen1: give me my schatje back
f1gossip: schatje?! user599: exposed
y/nvibes
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y/nvibes: my heart beats fast ferrari
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danielricciardo: did max approve this
y/nvibes: naah (dont tell him pls) maxverstappen1: liefje u know i can see this? y/nfp: they are so cutee
landonorris: aaww rb photographer turned into ferrari fan
y/nvibes: yup user85: shes so stupid y/nvibes: stupidly in love f1fans78: slayed that reply y/n
y/nvibes posted ig story
maxverstappen1 replies to your story:
so this is couple reveal schatje? we can make some post announcement
maxverstappen1
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maxverstappen1: Happy anniversary to my baby. I love you so much liefje and im glad that you can work with redbull
y/nvibes: love yuuu to the moon and back
landonorris: i love you tooo maxverstappen1: lando shut up
danielricciardo: congrats yall. Heidi wants double date
y/nvibes: OMG YEES
redbullracing: our favourite couple in the paddock!
y/nvibes
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y/nvibes: Had the best night in my life with my friends and amazing boyfriend
landonorris: where is the credit for the photo i took of you and max?
y/nvibes: nowhere to be found :( landonorris: ugh
charlesleclerc: why that photo of me
carlossainz55: i send it to her charlesleclerc: i hate you carlos
maxverstappen1: ily
y/nvibes: boomer f1fans: i love them
f1gossip
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f1gossip: our newest couple enjoying summer break in italy
f1fans45: they are the cutest
landonorris: yeah f1fans45: lando?!
user14: fake couple for sure
maxverstappen1: im going to put a ring on her finger and you will see y/nvibes: MAX
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