#IM SLOW WHATD I DO

[buffporcupine]

OH MY GOD SAGE YOUVE MURDERED MY DASH

WHAT WHAT DID I DO LMAO

[boyczar]

[kaistarus]

Mistexting Mayhem

Pairing: Nishinoya X Reader

Words: 1.6K

Summary: You accidentally send Nishinoya a text that was meant for Yachi and now he’s knows secrets you were hoping he never found out

A/N: If you think this fic is anything but crack you’re wrong lmao I’ve always wanted to write a fic with this style and Noya is great for the chaos i needed. It was fun

Masterlist

[6:40pm] idiot⚡: look y/n without adhd id be too powerful

                         i could beet god himself in handtohand combat

                         god was afraid of my raw fuckin awesomeness wen i bursted from the woom

[6:41pm] y/n: there is so much wrong with what u just said

[6:41pm] idiot⚡: i have absoltly no clue wat

[6:43pm] y/n: put those 3 brain cells to work. I believe in you

[6:43pm] idiot⚡: but theyve reached their daily quota

                          plz there so tired and overworked

You snorted, a dopey smile on your lips as you laid surrounded by textbooks and homework, swinging your feet in the air behind you. You focused intently on the cell phone in your hand doing everything you could to procrastinate the schoolwork around you.

[6:44pm] y/n: noyas so stupid

[6:44pm] yachi❤: i thought you liked him?

[6:45pm] y/n: jeez Yachi. dont come for my throat

                       i cant help that i have bad taste 🙄

[6:46pm] yachi❤: if it helps he tripped over a stray ball today

                               maybe think of that till you don’t like him??

Unfortunately, the image of Nishinoya waving to everyone then biffing it only had you smiling like a dork. How you’d gotten to a point that Nishinoya being an idiot made you swoon, you’ll never know.

You raised your eyebrow suspiciously at the new notification on Snapchat from ‘Tanaka’ and after swiping it open you nearly dropped your phone. Looking back at you was Nishinoya, his head tilted and eyebrow quirked in confusion with a gari-gari kun shoved halfway down his throat. The caption at the bottom reading ‘daaaammn look at your prince charming go 😩’.

You frowned at the picture, letting out a frustrated groan at how your heart accelerated against your ribcage. You quickly tapped out of it and reopened the messenger app.

[6:57pm] y/n: we have to kill Noya

[6:57pm] idiot⚡: we??? what kind of mission is this??? 😤

[6:58pm] y/n: i like him too much. he has to die. its for my own good

You waited impatiently for her response and almost debated doing your homework since it took longer than you felt necessary. You supposed you had suggested murder to Yachi, but still…

When you finally received a response your entire body froze.

[7:11pm] idiot⚡: U LIKE ME?!?!? 😍

                          UR KILLING ME?!?! 😢

                          IM SO CONFUSED......

                          and a lil turned on ngl👀

Your hand covered your mouth in horror as you processed what the hell you had just done. This didn’t happen to people in real life. Mistexting was stuff people made up when they created fake texts for social media to get likes. You didn’t think people actually went through this.

You opened new notifications to escape the hell that stared you straight in the face.

[7:15pm] Tanaka💪: Yo, whatd u do. Whys Noya having a panic attak

[7:16pm] y/n: I accidently texted him instead of Yachi and told him i liked him 😣

[7:16pm] Tanaka💪: O wtf thats hilarious 😂

[7:17pm] y/n: ITS NOT HILArIOUS

[7:18pm] Tanaka💪: Hes askin if its a prank. Wat do i do?

[7:19pm] y/n:I DONT KNOW SDKFHJN IM THE IDIOT WHO STSRTED IT

He stopped responding and you banged your head against your pillow anxiously.

[7:23pm] y/n: YACHI ITOLD NoYA I LKED HIM AND NOU HE NOS WAY DO JI DO!?!????! 😭😭😭

[7:23pm] idiot⚡: THIS ISNT YACHI!!!!

                           HOLY FUKC U DO LIEK ME!!!

You screamed into your pillow. Were you fucking kidding? This could not be happening.

[7:25pm] Tanaka💪: dude, twice? i cant save u now 🤪

[7:25pm] y/n: betraying me in my time of fucking need? i’ll remember this asshole

[7:26pm] Tanaka💪: so vulgar 👀

You growled at Tanaka’s uselessness and bravely peeked through one eye as you went back to your conversation with Nishinoya.

[7:24pm] idiot⚡: STOP IGNORING ME I KNO UR TEXTING RYU

[7:26pm] idiot: IM GONNA KEEP SPAMMING U TILL U ANSWE RME😤

[7:26pm] idiot⚡: 1

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[7:27pm] y/n: what is this twitch chat? fuck 

[7:28pm] idiot⚡: your heeeeererererreee 🥰

[7:29pm] y/n: soooooo………..

                        clearly there has been a misunderstanding

[7:29pm] idiot⚡: oh nonono. I understand PERFETCLY. u LOVE me

                         its ok. this is a safe space. we can discuss feelings 😌

[7:31pm] y/n: there are zero feelings to discuss

[7:31pm] idiot⚡: then y did u say u like me too much so i have to die?

[7:34pm] y/n: i am filled with rage 🤬

[7:34pm] idiot⚡: rage over how much u liiike me???🥰🥰🥰

[7:36pm] y/n: definitely not

You racked your brain for some kind of reasonable sounding excuse, eventually landing on:

[7:36pm] y/n: It was autocorrect

[7:36pm] idiot⚡: HAH????? FROM?????

[7:38pm] y/n: HAH???

                       ....Nora?

[7:38pm] idiot⚡: Who TF is nora???? 😡

[7:39pm] y/n: someoe i like obviously 😏

[7:40pm] idiot⚡: so u like them but u use my name so much it autocorrected to me? 🤔

[7:44pm] y/n: OK MR DETEcTIVE WHERE TF ARE THES BRAIN CELS COMIN GFROM?

[7:45pm] idiot⚡: i pull them out for special ocasions 😌

[7:45pm] y/n: well how bout you pack those up and put em away

[7:46pm] idiot⚡: how bout two people who LIKE each other SAY something so they can DOOOOOOOO something bout IT 🙄

You began typing a frantic message about how it was none of his business until you processed the message. Then you read it over several times before letting out an audible, “what the fuck.”

[7:50pm] y/n: YOU LIKE ME

[7:50pm] idiot⚡: I FLIRT WITH U ALL THE TIME WAT DO U MEAN yOu LiKe Me!?!

                          FUCKING OBVIOSLY

[7:51pm] y/n: literally when. name one time.

[7:52pm] idiot⚡: I WALK WITH U EVERY MORNING!!!

[7:53pm] y/n: I thought that was a coincidence???

[7:54pm] idiot⚡: I BRNIG U SNACKS DURING LUNCH!!!

[7:54pm] y/n: I thought they were leftovers??

[7:55pm] idiot⚡: …....I call you cute and invite you to my games.

[7:56pm] y/n: you call everyone attractive and i thought there was like a audience quota or something........?

[7:57pm] idiot⚡: ….i cant tell who i should be upset with rn but i think its u 😑

[7:58pm] y/n: WAT WHY!?!

[8:00pm] Idiot⚡: I LIKE U+U LIKE ME=WE LIKE EACH OTHER

[8:01pm] y/n: whoa. slow down. I hate math 😣

[8:02pm] Idiot⚡: ===WE SHUD GO ON A DATE!!!

[8:02pm] y/n: HAH!? i think you started multiplying that addition problem buddy 🤨

Your cheeks were beginning to ache from how wide your dopey grin was. You couldn’t help but tease Nishinoya-it was second nature at this point-even if you now knew your feelings were mutual.

[8:04pm] idiot⚡: i suk at math but thats NOT the point

                         point iiissss i think deep down u want to hang out and cuddle and fall in love

                        maybe even..... 😏 kiiisssss

[8:04pm] y/n: WHOA WHOA WHOA

                        WARN ME BEFORE YOU GET NSFW

                        i would never premarital eye-contact. let alone k🤢ki-🤢🤢kiss🤢🤮🤮

[8:05pm] idiot⚡: well we would have socks on 🙄

[8:06pm] y/n: oh. well if there’s protection

[8:06pm] idiot⚡: Im not a maniac

[8:07pm] y/n: i suppose as long as you dont do something stoopid

                        like faceplant in public

                        that would be humiliating

[8:08pm] idiot⚡: I-

                          who told you that 😠

[8:08pm] y/n: i have spies everywhere noya

                        youre never safe

[8:09pm] Idiot⚡: kinda hot 👀

                         makin me fear for my life like that👀

[8:10pm] y/n: i hate that i like you

                        It kills me inside 

                        i feel braincels leaving with every conversation

[8:12pm] Idiot⚡: fan behavior 😏

                          so am i taking u to eat tomorow or wat?

[8:14pm] y/n: if I HAVE to 🙄

[8:14pm] Idiot⚡: No u GET to

                          I am a fucking delite 😤

[8:15pm] y/n: whatever helps you sleep at night

[8:15pm] Idiot⚡: nothing helps me sleep at night. this mind never rests

[8:16pm] y/n: thinking 24/7 and still not a smart thing comes out of that mouth 👀

[8:17pm] Idiot⚡: yas, bully me more 😫

[8:19pm] y/n: ok thats as much as i can handle for one day......

                       im gonna pretend to do homework

[8:20pm] idiot⚡: okie... good luck my sweet baby pogchamp 🥰

[8:20pm] y/n: no

[8:20pm] Idiot⚡: 😘😘😘

[8:22pm] y/n: 🙄✋

[8:23pm] Idiot⚡: oh FUCK yas 🥵 shut me UP

[8:25pm] y/n: suddenly all i feel is endless regret

[8:26pm] Idiot⚡: i have that effect on people

                          See you tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰

[8:27pm] y/n: unfortunately 😘

[8:27pm] idiot⚡: 🥵

You flung an arm over your eyes and let a small giggle bubble up from your chest. Nishinoya was probably the biggest idiot you’d ever met, but you couldn’t help that thinking of spending time with him had you kicking your feet with excitement.

You supposed you should actually get started on your homework. You reached forward when a notification popped up from Yachi, asking if her idea worked and you had stopped liking Nishinoya.

...you should probably break the news, huh?

[smuttyassholes]

whatd yall think about anal??? are there any tips or stuff i need to know, i'd like to try it with my master but im kind of weirded it out...he wants to me to start wearing a tail since we really like pet play but im still wary and stuff - a lost slightly confused kitten asking for a friend

I've done it before and it wasn't really my cup of tea, but I've met people who fucking love it so it's all about preferences, I guess. However, I really do like ass play (fingers, tails, plugs). I have a tail myself and I love it so def invest in those 👌🏻 But for tips, I know there's anal kits? They have different plug sizes so that you get used to it, but imo nothing will fully prepare you for a full dick in there, so with or without using the kit beforehand, just take it slow. Lube is nice. Have them finger you a bit before trying anything. Don't rush it. You have to be relaxed and comfortable for it to go smoothly. Also talking about it first so you can ease your mind. What you wanna do, how you wanna go about doing it, anything you wanna use to help. Stuff like that.

I hope that helped some?

- asshole 4

[seokjins]

yooo whatd you think of loona's new choreo??? i thought it was really neat

it’s so amazing !!!! especially the costume design w the big sleeves since it translates the movement really really well. the extra fabric has just enough weight to expand during steps w the accent out & is super flattering. it makes the members dance “bigger” than their own body, if that makes sense. the sleeves are an accurate expansion of their original movement, and help them fill up the stage/draw the audience’s eye more !!! also the line of their costumes (just from mcountdown comeback stage) is gorgeous

since LOONA has a lot of members, the choreographer truly created the piece “for the camera”. they never overloaded the screen with all the members being onstage at the same time, unless it’s during a section which needs more impact (the chorus, for example). then the use of the entire group allows the song to be ….. emotionally significant ???have a greater effect on the viewer ???for lack of better words.

it’s so hard to find kpop choreo that’s willing to use smaller units within the big group in the same song. for example, you hardly ever see members standing on the side of the stage during one unit’s verse, but LOONA utilizes this technique very well. it allows more focus both from the live audience and the camera on each person, so they can have their “moment”

it also keeps the casual viewer (aka one who is not emotionally/seriously attached to the group) from being overwhelmed and closing out of the performance video. for example, 2:05 you can see some members still onstage yet “still”, so that more focus can be towards a center section.

this emphasis on levels (physical height difference of the group) also makes the piece much more dynamic to watch. sometimes with big groups doing synchronized choreography, everything becomes a blur & too overwhelming for viewers. however, LOONA gets the best of both worlds since they DO make sure a significant amount of dancers are dancing at the same time, but then par down how many are active so the choreographic choice can have the most impact

later @ 2:08, for example, they then put the entire group together. however, they’re doing a mirrored formation so that you can “integrate” the audience into the overall synchronized section that’s coming up next. 

it shows cohesion in the group but at the same time a “difference” so that the eye has multiple (body AND group) lines to follow during this formation. keeps casual watchers from getting bored too lmao

then LOONA starts dancing all at once, doing the same moves facing the same directions w the same intention & that is breathtaking coz the choreography has been holding them back, in a way, from delivering the full power/experience of their group. then the audience is treated to seeing a super dynamic section in the chorus. this combination of “high” and “low” impact in a piece keeps it from getting stale. if you don’t have a variation in energy throughout a dance, it’ll be very boring to the viewers. they’ll see it as one endless movement, which is not desirable for kpop groups who are heavily based in gp and industry commercialization

i think for me…the section that caught my eye the most is the opening part.

it’s SO rare to see idol groups or commercial dancers interacting w the floor, especially when there are so many members. immediately it sets off a contrast not only within the language of the piece itself, but also between the soloist and the other members. again it helps “minimize” the size of the group, but also draws attention to created motifs that are generally not seen in other kpop dances. immediately setting the piece apart from other ones in terms of style. very smart and very beautiful choreography. it also makes the piece more intimate in a way that’s not seen often in this industry

additionally at 1:57 – that is the single most beautiful cannon i have ever seen lol. all the sections are split evenly, the timing is fluid, not one person is too slow or too fast, etc. the smoothness of the traveling movement is just…wow. it’s unbelievable. i respect/highly admire the dedication LOONA had to making sure this was cleaned. if done wrong, the audience will know immediately, and the effect will be ruined. the “curtain” or the performance is going to be gone, and the magic of dance will be marred – a dancers’ worst nightmare !!!

and before i forget to mention, im so obsessed w the chorus movement. it’s just the right amount of fluid but restricted movement, giving it a “gummy” or “elastic” aura. it fits the tone of the song so so well, and further amplifies it’s sound !!!!! that’s something that’s continuously strived for TT 

the seamless blend of popping but also traveling arm movement…all the members exude energy PAST their fingertips when they lift their arm for a certain step, making the choreography inclusive and dynamic. 

there is confidence in the way they trick/fool the audience w their steps. LOONA does a section synchronized, and then breaks into levels when it’s least expected. that’s what creates the magic of dance…the surprise of smth so beautiful it makes the viewer breathless. 

like…..wow….just wow. there’s no way you could’ve anticipated the formation change at all. they’re so together, and stay together even as the group breaks into different units. additionally the flawless formation changes are something that shouldn’t be forgotten !!!!!! the have the exact same spaces between each member in a line, and when they travel forward/backwards to switch lines, they also do it at the same time/speed/pace/position, so those holes never shrink or grow – something that can ruin the image of a piece.

other than that, ofc there are smaller things to analyze, but here are the things that stood out to me the most. it’s been a while since i’ve answered a dance question SHSHSHSH, so things are a little rough, but i hope at least some of these things were helpful or made u notice new parts of the choreography !! thank u for this question!!!!!! and my askbox is always open if u wanna talk more !!

[coffeecrusadeclub]

Too late? -a tyrus fic pt 1/2

*this is super loosely inspired by that scene from Love, Simon* *note its like time jumped so there no underage stuff going on* *TW tho theres a lot of drinking*

TJs POV

It took about 2 hours of debate but I decided to go to Cyrus's party. I've also decided that I was finally going to tell him how Ive felt, Ive waited just about 5 years to tell him and I think its time. I picked out my nicest tshirt and matched it with black jeans and made my way over.

I got there and was greeted at the door by a bubbly and excited Cyrus

"Hey TJ glad u could make it. Come on"

He ushered me in and I smiled at him, i contemplated telling him in that moment but decided I needed to work up the nerve since there was way more people here than i expectdd. I walked over to the kitchen and grabbed myself a beer from the cooler.

About 2 hours and 6 beers later i finally decided to tell Cyrus. I looked around and couldn't find him so I decided to ask buffy

"Hey have you seen Cyrus?"

"Uh yeah I think he went upstairs Why?"

"I need to talk to him"

"Finally telling him about your crush?"

"I-i dont know what youre talking about"

"Its okay TJ its cute, go talk to ya mans"

I shoved her playfully laughing. And turned to go upstairs I made my way to Cyrus's room rather quickly i wasn't looking up and opened the door slowly stepping in

"Hey Cyrus I really need to talk to-"

I looked up and see Cyrus sitting in the lap of some guy without a shirt making out, I felt my heart sink

"I-Im so sorry I d-didnt know"

I ran out the room not stopping even though i heard Cyrus call out for me I ran past Buffy who stopped me by grabbing hold of my arm

"What happened?"

"He was up there with some half naked guy"

"He what!? Why would he do that hes like in love with you

"Obviously not." I turned back to see a messy haired Cyrus running toward me

"I got to go" i grumbled to Buffy before quickly making an exit. As unathletic as he says he is, Cyrus can run fast when he wants he caught me outside as I was getting off the porch

"TJ please wait its not what you think"

"It looked pretty clear"

"Its not like that I swear"

"What am I supposed to think, if I didnt walk in you werent going to get in bed with that guy" I felt jealousy run through me my tone a lot more harsh than I meant.

"TJ whats this about why are you so mad?"

"It doesnt matter anymore its too late I know the truth"

"TJ please I swear-"

"Whatever Cyrus I have to go"

"TJ-"

I ignored his call and kept walking home. When I went home I realized nobody was home and just screamed into the darkness of the house I punched the wall

"IM SO STUPID" I yelled into the darkness as I slid down the wall crying. I pulled my phone out and stared at pictures of me and Cyrus. My phone was blowing up. Cyrus wanted to explain himself, Buffy wanted to know if Im okay, and Amber wanted to know where I was. I texted back Amber to let her know I walked home, and told Buffy I was fine but ignored Cyrus. I drank a few more beers that I had in the fridge before I went to bed and cried myself to sleep. I was woke up by Amber who sat at the edge of my bed with water and an asprin.

"I dont know how much you drank last night but I thought youd want this" she handed it to me and I groaned in response to sitting up and smiled at her thankfully as i took the aspirin.

"TJ what happened last night"

My heart sunk as I remembered the sequence of events last night. I looked down at my hand which was bruised and cut up from hitting the wall. I never cleaned it so there was still some dried blood on my knuckles.

"Is this what happened to the wall?"

I looked down at the glass of water I held in my lap a tear rolling down my eyes

"TJ come on talk to me what happened?"

"I was too late I missed my chance"

"What do you mean"

"I finally decided to tell Cyrus the truth. Buffy told me he was up in his room so I went to find him.."

"Oh no what was he doing?"

"He was sitting in the lap of some half naked guy who was probably more attractive that me"

"Did you see who it was?"

"No Cyrus's head was blocking the guys face."

"TJ im so sorry. Did Cyrus say anything?"

"He followed me outside and tried to say it wasn't what it looked like. I snapped at him I just- I couldnt even look at him. Hes been texting me all night I think i have a load of missed calls and texts from him"

"Whatd he say?"

"He wants to talk about what happened"

"TJ you should really talk to him tell him the truth"

"Theres no point I was too late if he was ever into me, hes not now"

"You dont know that. Come on tell me you havent hooked up with at least one guy because you were drunk off your high horse"

I looked down at my hands to avoid her gaze.

"Thats what I thought. Text him back"

She walked out of my room and closed the door softly. I looked down at my phone and read Cyrus's texts.

TJ im so sorry you saw that

TJ I swear its not what you think

TJ! Answer my texts what are you doing stop ignoring me!

I stared at my phone and contemplated just erasing his number entirely. But I couldnt bring myself to hit erase. I stared at the picture Id chosen as his icon and smiled. I felt tears rolling down my cheek. And texted him back

It sure looked like what I thought Cyrus. Whats there to talk about

He replied almost immediately, as if he was staring at his phone waiting for me to respond

Tj please I swear its not like that. I didn't even know that guys last name

Oh because that makes it so much better. I think Im better off just not texting you. See you around

TJ stop please text me back

TJ call me

Dammit TJ if you dont respond Im going to just show up at your house

I read his last text and sighed

Theres nothing to talk about

Fine then Whatever I'll see you in about half an hour then

Don't come over Cyrus I dont want to see you.

He didn't respond and I wondered if he was really coming over. I made my way downstairs to the kitchen and opened the fridge. I didnt pay any attention to Amber who was sitting at the counter, who I knew was staring at me. I reached toward the back of the fridge and grabbed a beer. Before i could even pick it up I heard Amber's voice behind me

"You dont need that"

"Mind your own damn buisness"

"TJ idk how much you drank at the party but you drank an entire six pack here."

I sighed did I really drink that much last night? I looked at Amber, who mustve sensed my disbelief,as she motioned towards the counter. 6 empty beer bottles sat there

"Those were all you TJ. Youre worrying me, youve never drink this much. You never day drink either"

I didnt respond and put the beer on the counter. I walked over to the empty bottles and grabbed them shoving them into the recycling box before grabbing my full one and walking away.

"TJ.."

"Im fine Amber" I snapped at her and instantly felt kind of bad, I sighed.

"Its just one beer"

"Yeah right now but how do I know its not going to turn to 3 then 5 and so on."

"I just need to not remember Amber I need to forget" I replied harshly

"Thats not the right way" Amber sounded like she was going to cry and I sighed, opening the beer anyway. Defeated, Amber sighed and went upstairs to her room. I opened the fridge and grabbed a full six pack and took it up to my room. About 25 minutes later I heard Amber open the door. I assumed she was going out. I heard it click shut and heard her talking to someone. I sighed and looked around I already finished off the one beer and then three more from the six pack. The empty bottles sprawled across my bed, I was half way through my 5th beer two more in the six pack. I wiped tears away from my face, I didnt realize I was crying. I heard a knock on my door and sighed

"Im not in the mood Amber"

My door creaked open and I looked up to see Cyrus poking his head in the room. He looked at my surroundings and sighed. I guess Amber told him her worries. He stepped inside and shut the door behind him.

"You showed up" I said taking a drink

"TJ youre drinking too much you need to slow down"

Cyrus motioned towards the beer bottles on my bed and I scoffed.

"Look I dont know what Amber told you but shes delusional"

"Show me your hand"

"Why"

"Just show me"

I put my hand out, I still havent cleaned it so it looked a lot worse than it felt. Cyrus sighed and walked into the bathroom, he came out with a washcloth and some bandages.

"Youre going to get an infection if you leave it like this"

I watched as he cleaned and bandaged my hand "I dont know why you care so much dont you have Mr. No-Name to catch up with?"

"TJ why are you acting like this? I told you Im not into him. Either way you have no right to be all jealous"

"Im not jealous"

[reefer-keifer]

i'd have to go with either the runaways or velvet goldmine…tho little secret i've never seen vg..shhhhh i know but i already know i'm going to love it so i can say its one of my favorites. i have great memories of hatewatching the dirt so thats also special & a favorite

oooh tough question…either the bridge of ZUCK when he has his billie eilish moment  into the breakdown n the chorus or the outro of WHY JULY or the part of THE DRAKE when he goes “2 seats” or the breakdown in FAMILY VAN. these are all by cleopatrick im a hardcore cleopatrick fan LOL i think they are the best modern rock band for sure. like literally no contest. nobody is doing it like them they are completely and totally unique i love them so much

i’m intrigued to know what yours would be!! & also have you seen the ozzy & jessica simpson winter wonderland video going around? whatd you think of it? i think it’s hysterical & i am obsessed w it

-❄️

haha the dirt would be easy to hate watch! it’s one of those movies you don’t watch because it’s good, ya know? ooh okay! yeah i see what you mean! UGH i’m such a sucker for like bluesy slow bends like they just give me CHILLS ex. the solo to is this love by whitesnake and the entire song of long cold winter by cinderella lol! though i don’t listen to it as much as i should, the blues are definitely one of my favorite genres! another thing that always gets me in general are singers suddenly talking in the middle of a song like the drop in tone just 🙌 a good example of that is rebel in the f.d.g. by w.a.s.p. the first time i heard it i think i had a mild heart attack lol

no i haven’t and i’m running to see it!! edit: oh my fucking god that was hilarious 😂 anyway what’s a song you wish was longer?

[aceeddiekaspbrak]

u know whatd be killer??

pining!mike stanlon, stans upset his boy bills got two left feet, maybe before some family, holiday, school party whatever, mentions it jsut, yknow casually a couple times totally not complaining or fishing or whatever, no stan? would never do that,, to his best homeschooled traditional boy mike who totally knows how to slow dance to perfection

mike,,, struggling between wnating to see stan happy forever and always and No, Im Not Going To Show Your Boyfriend How To Dance With You

anyways i wish i could write,

[dong-hyucks]

Dating Kyungsoo [EXO] Would Be Like...

Masterlists

haha your absolutely welcome

im not sorry

anywho

to start, i feel like before dating you guys would be childhood best friends or sth

so you guys have known each other for years bc your parents are friends

he has also liked you for years

but he hasnt done anything bc he was scared you didnt like him back

like who wouldnt hes do kyungsoo

but ohoho one day you come up to him

asking about his opinion on your outfit bc you had a blind date thx to your friend

ofc hes a gentleman so he told you that you look great

but inside hes raging bc you might be taken away from him

hes not possessive or anything hes just highkey worried youll replace him and forget he exists

so whatd he do??

he followed you on your date

for science

and basically your date was a dick

he was on his phone the whole time and made you pay for a very expensive dinner

not even suggesting to split the bill smh

basically you said sth to set him off like asking him to get off of his phone bc its rude

so he lashed at you

thats when soo came to the rescue

after saying some colourful things to the guy, he dragged you away

when you asked how he knew you were there he was like

“oh i was in the neighbourhood when i saw you”

sure soo sure

after that incident he realized if he didnt get his butt in gear youd probably start dating someone else

which he didnt want

so he racked up the courage to ask you out

he cooked dinner, lit candles, and every other cliche home-cooked meal date you can think off

he was v shy while asking you out because ??? y/n’s perfect how do i do this

but he stuttered out a confession

turns out you like him too

congrats m8 youre dating a squish

now to couple-y stuff

you guys arent big on pda

especially not in front of others

the most youll do is hold hands

but when you guys are alone he becomes so squish

he’ll hug you whenever possible, liking the feeling of your body warmth

he wont overdue it tho, respecting ! those ! boundaries

but if youre in a clingy mood goDS you guys could cuddle for literally 24 hours

or more

your first kiss actually happened when you guys were twelve

you were both at a sleepover and guess what

truth or dare hurhur

basically your bff dared kyungsoo to smooch you up bc he knew kyungsoo likes you

and vice versa

it was v awkward tho, no movement at all

also your eyes were open oops

but your first kiss kiss was a month or so after he asked you out

he was accepted as a trainee for sm

he was so happy

you were ecstatic

and it kind of just happened

it was v slow and soft bc he didnt want to go too fast for a first kiss

you were left smiling like idiots for hours

despite contrary belief i think kyungsoo would lowkey love the idea of couple items

nothing too ‘extravagant’ tho

mainly rings and phone cases

still cute nonetheless

the first time he brought you to meet the guys was a few months after he got accepted

he kinda regretted it

the boys were having a hyper day again and basically squished you into a corner

asking question after question

“how is he in bed ;))” - jongdae ya troll

kyungsoo had to literally pull everyone away from you

okay so fights

they rarely happen bc you both detest fighting and agreed not to when its avoidable

but your fights are heartbreaking honestly

he cant find the will in himself, even when angry, to raise his voice at you and you cant either

so your arguments are intense af bc instead of sounding angry he seems all calm and shiz but you can tell hes angry just by looking at his eyes

he might talk to you like youre a child and you might reprimand him for practicing too hard

once in a while one of you will let slip an insulting choice of words

which leads to you storming to the bathroom and locking yourself there

kyungsoo would normally let you calm down for a half hour before apologizing through the bathroom door

unaware that you got out ten minutes ago bc the tiles were uncomfortable

so you basically jumpscared him oops

but good news sm managed to diffuse the roomers between him and his fans, or him and us.

moving on

pets would def be a thing if you have enough time

obv hes going to be very busy so itd be up to you if you had enough sleep

nah man

i dont

#rebel

youd probably get the standard dog or cat, or if you were feeling it; hamster

one day you came home too kyungsoo asleep on the couch cuddling a dog

it was adorable tbh but oh well

drum roll pls

your first i love you was in bed

your little makeout session turned into more than a little session and basically you ended up pinned against the bed

but he stopped before you could move bc he know you probably werent ready

which you werent

so he stopped, rolled over, and just stared at you in admiration

it was very simple yet touching

“i love you, you know”

“i love you too, soo”

eyy that rhymed

dating kyungsoo would be like dating a marshmallow

hes so soft

but hes softer for you

dating kyungsoo is an experience youd never regret

so please

love and support kyungsoo :)