#IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE
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seonghwa hard hours MDNI (afab reader btw)
tags: fingering, pet names (baby, doll), desperate hwa <3, umm i think thats it tbh honestly its quite tame in comparison to what i originally thought, enjoy hehe
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idk just thinking about rich boy! hwa fucking you silly in your apartment, getting all rough and messy on your new clothes you specifically bought for your anniversary tonight because he just couldnt wait to have his way with you
it all started at dinner
he was treating you to dinner at one of his favourite restaurants, a high-end place uptown you wouldnt even think about dining at on a regular night. but hwa insisted, he wanted tonight to be special
"please, baby. just want to treat my baby on our special day, yeah?"
and who were you to resist when he was hugging you like that from behind, his body moulded against yours as his chin rested on your shoulder, his lips ghosting your skin
so you had agreed and let him book the reservation. now all that you needed to do was organise your outfit. simple right? well no
you wanted something new, something he hadnt seen you in before. it was for your anniversary after all. so you had decided to go big and go home, driving out to the mall uptown where seonghwa likes to treat you. why not? it would be your little treat to yourself in two ways.
one: you would finally own nice clothes that you often thought were out of your budget every time you saw them online
two: hwa's reaction would be worth more than gold when he saw you
so you surprised rich boy! hwa when he picked you up, walking out of your room in an outfit that had his mouth falling open and his eyes wandering your body. satisfied with his reaction, you took his arm, kissing his cheek and wishing him a happy anniversary. he snapped out of his trance and returned the gesture though his expression still held remnants of that original stupefied look when he first saw you
the restaurant seemed to act as a buffer the entire night. ever since rich boy! hwa had seen that outfit on you, his eyes never quite left your body. sure, he would turn away every once in a while, if you two were having conversation he would look you in the eyes. as you ate, drank and talked, there was always a level of distraction behind his normally collected focussed gaze
it was only when he had paid the bill and you had exited the restaurant did he start dragging you toward the car and you knew. you knew tonight was going to end for a long while
so when you two arrived back at your apartment, it was a race to your bedroom, his lips and hands roaming you urgently. it wasnt long until you both stumbled into your bed after kicking off your shoes and he could stop holding back. he knew what he wanted. he wanted to feel you, to show you just how much your outfit tonight affected him, just the extent it had drove him crazy, unable to think one competent thought since he picked you up this evening
and rich boy! hwa is impatient. he finally has you and he wont go about it how he usually does, taking his time and teasing you until youre begging him to properly touch you. no, he'll torture you, just as you tortured him all night
clothes are pushed aside, askew on your bodies and still partially acting as barriers. hwa had his fingers deep inside you as he pumps them in and out, your slick coating his skin and staining your panties he pushes aside with his free hand. and as he gets more desperate, wanting to see more of you, of your pretty hole taking his fingers so well, he just cant help himself
theres a ripping sound between the wet sounds of his fingers moving inside you and you faintly see hwa through something behind him
"hwa~ my panties..."
"it's ok, doll.. i'll just buy you another pair. fuck, if you keep being this good i'll buy whatever you want"
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#yeah umm#its 3am#i need sleep#cant really explain where this came from#park seonghwa#seonghwa#ateez seonghwa#ateez#atz#i need him#its not even funny anymore#im not joking anymore#ateez hard thoughts#ateez x reader#seonghwa x reader#park seonghwa x reader#seonghwa smut#mb gang i read a fic on ao3 and ive been brainrotting ever since#tenelkadjo if youre out there#i love you sm#and im too scared to comment#anyway yeah#goodnight heh
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real ones remember
#time froze.#I NEED THEM BACK DESPERATELY#IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE#hook#danhausen#hook nation rise#aew#hookhausen
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currently in critical need of a boyfriend or girlfriend
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The fonts are so important to the overall look and style to this game and it's how you interact with people since (like OP said) there is no voice acting. You can even read into that as another layer of how we interact with this as past events!! We only have the written word left of these people to go off! In this essay i will...
does every1 know about how every font in Pentiment was custom-made for the game and different characters speak in different fonts depending on their standing in society. theres no voice acting but theres a pen-scratching sound that accompanies dialogue. peasants/townsfolk speak in a handwritten script. the monks all speak in intricate blackletter script. the town printmaker's dialogue has its own font and makes a clunking sound like wood blocks or a printing press. Sometimes someones font will change mid dialogue as you learn about them and their life. the dialogue writes itself out and looks like wet ink for a second before setting into dry. there are even intentional imperfections. sometimes there will be typos that sit there for a sec before being scratched out and corrected. the ink visibly bleeds a little bit where the correction was made. did you know this
#pentiment#meta#im not joking anymore#im gonna do it#ITS SO GOOD AND I WANT TO TELL PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT IT
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atp just remove my uterus!!!!!!!!
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Political assassinations should come back in style
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goodnight i better manage to fall asleep tonight or i will go out and kill the first person i see
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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[senfrogs band au] the sillies in merch ft. two pretty bestfriends ✌🏽⭐️
#sendai frogs band au#my art#haikyuu#hq#sendai frogs#yachi hitoka#yamaguchi tadashi#tsukishima kei#koganegawa kanji#kyoutani kentarou#tsukkiyama#tskym#YEAHHHH !!!#UGUYS DONT HAVE TO SQUINT ANYMORE THIS IS ME SAYING THEY'RE BOYFRIENDS IN THIS AU#anyway they r all best friends <3#also yachi is the band manager it's a BLONDE PARTYYY#yamaguchi gets fomo#congrats to that one person who mentioned tsukki's necklace having tadashi in kanji on his necklace..#im blowing u a kiss <3#also hehehe... check out yama's necklace..#kyouken and yamaguchi r bffs dw they're just joking around
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Maybe some roxyjane? ;3
#roxyjane#janeroxy#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#homestuck#art#ask#request#im ngl i havent thought much of roxyjane all this time and literally while drawing this i understood everything#hey girl what if i pretended you were my bf as a joke#and it slowly became not a joke anymore
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And they are soooooooo…
Bonus:
#shoto todoroki#bakugou katsuki#tdbk#pro hero dynamight#pro hero shoto#the lore is that they are husbands and katsuki wont let shoto adopt another cat#they are so petty and annoying i hate themmmmmm <3#after the friday shift katsuki brings home 20 cats if it means shoto wont leave anymore shifts#/j or am i#shoto calling him dynamite rather than his lil pookie wookie puppy bear and katsuki having a fit about it yes yes real to me#im joking#or am i
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summer nights
#atsuoikage#iwasaku#haikyuu#oikawa tooru#miya atsumu#kageyama tobio#sakusa kiyoomi#iwaizumi hajime#i joked about iwasakuhina on twt and now theyre not a joke to me anymore and theyre real so im drawing them lol
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look at her
#my art#chai hi fi rush#hi fi rush#hi fi rush chai#808 hi fi rush#hi fi rush 808#i almost forgot about her hibiki collar. when i noticed it on her ref i was like. god fucking dammit.#and then proceeded to trace it. bc fuck that.#anymore i drew this to fool everyone that im a normal person#thats a joke. i just wanted to draw 808#or is it#i did need to draw the girl tho... i love her
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TAYLOR ZAKHAR PEREZ Natural Diamonds
#taylor zakhar perez#tzpedit#rwrb cast#rwrbsource#usernuria#usersteen#userninz#userveronika#usermegsb#mine*#.............................#what.#what am i supposed to do with all of this#im just a person#seriously it should be illegal to be this good looking#its not a joke anymore this is my life#wdym he just out here with a cowboy hat riding a horse 😭😭😭#ugh good for him#even tho this is purely a thirst gifset you should actually read his interview#the way he talks about sustainability and how he wants to be represented on screen is beautiful <3
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cxbg0m-rURx/?igshid=MTh0eHFjNnBieXVvaw==
biker!simon x reader <3
TEEHEE YEA YEA when he revved his bike to make the backpack cling to him?? SO CUTE OMG
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i luv imagining simon teasingly tapping your helmet just to make the sound echo in your ears which startles you. you tap back in retaliation, laughing when simon lets you take the last hurrah, so you you kinda get into the habit of just lightly smacking his helmet when he teases you!!
he hikes his hand higher up your thigh than usual? smack. he pinches your thigh? smack. he lightly flicks at your intertwined hands while you’re tightly holding onto him? smack.
and about the revving? ugh simon loves doing that to you too!! of course he only does that in a safe and controlled environment!!
simon does it when your hands are being naughty, teasing his abdomen and his pecs, before squeezing his tits with a playful giggle. he loves you being clingy and tactile, don’t get him wrong, but simon loves teasing you more :((
so he’ll squeeze at the clutch and pull down the lever, his bike gaining momentum, and simon never fails to laugh when he hears you squeal, teasing hands clutching onto him for dear life.
he deserves the following series of smacks, sure, but simon just laughs anyway before killing his engine so he can step off and soothe you.
“don’t do that again!” you whine, nuzzling to him, still perched on his bike like the princess that you are.
he smiles, all teasing. “but y’r so cute pressed up on me an’ everythin’.”
smack.
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biker!simon mlist
#suns.hc#biker!simon#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley#simon riley#anon#ask#IM SO OBSESSED W BIKER!SIMON ITS NOT A JOKE ANYMORE
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I know ppl on here are being optimistic but is this a safe space to say I haven't been this pissed about an ending since Voltron
#like i respect yall taking the au at face value bc it was cute#but within the context of the episode it was so blatantly just making fun of us#and the actual ending being Like That PLUS harvey and kayvan friendzoning them in interviews.....#i fear its not even arguably queerbait anymore. it just Is Queerbait#crashing out so bad I'm legitimately retiring from fanart. im not joking#wwdits#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows
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