#IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE
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peelingpaint-heavyheart · 6 months ago
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seonghwa hard hours MDNI (afab reader btw)
tags: fingering, pet names (baby, doll), desperate hwa <3, umm i think thats it tbh honestly its quite tame in comparison to what i originally thought, enjoy hehe
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idk just thinking about rich boy! hwa fucking you silly in your apartment, getting all rough and messy on your new clothes you specifically bought for your anniversary tonight because he just couldnt wait to have his way with you
it all started at dinner
he was treating you to dinner at one of his favourite restaurants, a high-end place uptown you wouldnt even think about dining at on a regular night. but hwa insisted, he wanted tonight to be special
"please, baby. just want to treat my baby on our special day, yeah?"
and who were you to resist when he was hugging you like that from behind, his body moulded against yours as his chin rested on your shoulder, his lips ghosting your skin
so you had agreed and let him book the reservation. now all that you needed to do was organise your outfit. simple right? well no
you wanted something new, something he hadnt seen you in before. it was for your anniversary after all. so you had decided to go big and go home, driving out to the mall uptown where seonghwa likes to treat you. why not? it would be your little treat to yourself in two ways.
one: you would finally own nice clothes that you often thought were out of your budget every time you saw them online
two: hwa's reaction would be worth more than gold when he saw you
so you surprised rich boy! hwa when he picked you up, walking out of your room in an outfit that had his mouth falling open and his eyes wandering your body. satisfied with his reaction, you took his arm, kissing his cheek and wishing him a happy anniversary. he snapped out of his trance and returned the gesture though his expression still held remnants of that original stupefied look when he first saw you
the restaurant seemed to act as a buffer the entire night. ever since rich boy! hwa had seen that outfit on you, his eyes never quite left your body. sure, he would turn away every once in a while, if you two were having conversation he would look you in the eyes. as you ate, drank and talked, there was always a level of distraction behind his normally collected focussed gaze
it was only when he had paid the bill and you had exited the restaurant did he start dragging you toward the car and you knew. you knew tonight was going to end for a long while
so when you two arrived back at your apartment, it was a race to your bedroom, his lips and hands roaming you urgently. it wasnt long until you both stumbled into your bed after kicking off your shoes and he could stop holding back. he knew what he wanted. he wanted to feel you, to show you just how much your outfit tonight affected him, just the extent it had drove him crazy, unable to think one competent thought since he picked you up this evening
and rich boy! hwa is impatient. he finally has you and he wont go about it how he usually does, taking his time and teasing you until youre begging him to properly touch you. no, he'll torture you, just as you tortured him all night
clothes are pushed aside, askew on your bodies and still partially acting as barriers. hwa had his fingers deep inside you as he pumps them in and out, your slick coating his skin and staining your panties he pushes aside with his free hand. and as he gets more desperate, wanting to see more of you, of your pretty hole taking his fingers so well, he just cant help himself
theres a ripping sound between the wet sounds of his fingers moving inside you and you faintly see hwa through something behind him
"hwa~ my panties..."
"it's ok, doll.. i'll just buy you another pair. fuck, if you keep being this good i'll buy whatever you want"
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hooksredrum · 2 years ago
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real ones remember
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sluttybf99 · 1 year ago
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currently in critical need of a boyfriend or girlfriend
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stimtfil · 4 months ago
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fangsforthevenom · 1 year ago
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atp just remove my uterus!!!!!!!!
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catsatopmydesk · 1 year ago
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Political assassinations should come back in style
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godisaknife · 2 years ago
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goodnight i better manage to fall asleep tonight or i will go out and kill the first person i see
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pansy-picnics · 1 year ago
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
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tsukk1 · 8 months ago
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[senfrogs band au] the sillies in merch ft. two pretty bestfriends ✌🏽⭐️
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corviiids · 14 days ago
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to this day i can't get over how stupid it was to remove the headphone jack from phones. now if you want to use wired headphones you have to use the charging port. and then they made a stupid little external adapter you have to plug in that sticks out of your phone and advertise it as Hey now you can listen to music AND charge your phone at the same time! what an innovation! if only we could have done that before! the thing i want most from these increasingly sleek and efficient shapes and designs is to have a bunch of external bullshit sticking out of it to make it as clunky as possible! next they will remove the call function from your phone entirely and in order to make phone calls you will need to attach it by a twirly cable to an external keypad that plugs into the wall, and to enhance the speaker/microphone you'll be able to set your nice neat rectangle into a banana shaped device that sits nicely against your ear and mouth. and that's what we call innovation
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mysteriousmissme · 2 months ago
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“tbhk is a comedy” my ass we’re never getting them happy again after this episode
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neostellarjpg · 5 months ago
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Maybe some roxyjane? ;3
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treef-greef · 7 months ago
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And they are soooooooo…
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Bonus:
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plagalkey · 9 months ago
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summer nights
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cornaceee · 3 months ago
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quick little fishie 🐟
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nonbinarylesbianherb · 1 month ago
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