#IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE
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seonghwa hard hours MDNI (afab reader btw)
tags: fingering, pet names (baby, doll), desperate hwa <3, umm i think thats it tbh honestly its quite tame in comparison to what i originally thought, enjoy hehe
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idk just thinking about rich boy! hwa fucking you silly in your apartment, getting all rough and messy on your new clothes you specifically bought for your anniversary tonight because he just couldnt wait to have his way with you
it all started at dinner
he was treating you to dinner at one of his favourite restaurants, a high-end place uptown you wouldnt even think about dining at on a regular night. but hwa insisted, he wanted tonight to be special
"please, baby. just want to treat my baby on our special day, yeah?"
and who were you to resist when he was hugging you like that from behind, his body moulded against yours as his chin rested on your shoulder, his lips ghosting your skin
so you had agreed and let him book the reservation. now all that you needed to do was organise your outfit. simple right? well no
you wanted something new, something he hadnt seen you in before. it was for your anniversary after all. so you had decided to go big and go home, driving out to the mall uptown where seonghwa likes to treat you. why not? it would be your little treat to yourself in two ways.
one: you would finally own nice clothes that you often thought were out of your budget every time you saw them online
two: hwa's reaction would be worth more than gold when he saw you
so you surprised rich boy! hwa when he picked you up, walking out of your room in an outfit that had his mouth falling open and his eyes wandering your body. satisfied with his reaction, you took his arm, kissing his cheek and wishing him a happy anniversary. he snapped out of his trance and returned the gesture though his expression still held remnants of that original stupefied look when he first saw you
the restaurant seemed to act as a buffer the entire night. ever since rich boy! hwa had seen that outfit on you, his eyes never quite left your body. sure, he would turn away every once in a while, if you two were having conversation he would look you in the eyes. as you ate, drank and talked, there was always a level of distraction behind his normally collected focussed gaze
it was only when he had paid the bill and you had exited the restaurant did he start dragging you toward the car and you knew. you knew tonight was going to end for a long while
so when you two arrived back at your apartment, it was a race to your bedroom, his lips and hands roaming you urgently. it wasnt long until you both stumbled into your bed after kicking off your shoes and he could stop holding back. he knew what he wanted. he wanted to feel you, to show you just how much your outfit tonight affected him, just the extent it had drove him crazy, unable to think one competent thought since he picked you up this evening
and rich boy! hwa is impatient. he finally has you and he wont go about it how he usually does, taking his time and teasing you until youre begging him to properly touch you. no, he'll torture you, just as you tortured him all night
clothes are pushed aside, askew on your bodies and still partially acting as barriers. hwa had his fingers deep inside you as he pumps them in and out, your slick coating his skin and staining your panties he pushes aside with his free hand. and as he gets more desperate, wanting to see more of you, of your pretty hole taking his fingers so well, he just cant help himself
theres a ripping sound between the wet sounds of his fingers moving inside you and you faintly see hwa through something behind him
"hwa~ my panties..."
"it's ok, doll.. i'll just buy you another pair. fuck, if you keep being this good i'll buy whatever you want"
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#yeah umm#its 3am#i need sleep#cant really explain where this came from#park seonghwa#seonghwa#ateez seonghwa#ateez#atz#i need him#its not even funny anymore#im not joking anymore#ateez hard thoughts#ateez x reader#seonghwa x reader#park seonghwa x reader#seonghwa smut#mb gang i read a fic on ao3 and ive been brainrotting ever since#tenelkadjo if youre out there#i love you sm#and im too scared to comment#anyway yeah#goodnight heh
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real ones remember
#time froze.#I NEED THEM BACK DESPERATELY#IM NOT JOKING ANYMORE#hook#danhausen#hook nation rise#aew#hookhausen
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currently in critical need of a boyfriend or girlfriend
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#IM FUCKING OUT OF MY MIND#AT FIRST..... THIS WAS A JOKE..... BUT GUYS..... I DON'T THINK IT'S A JOKE ANYMORE 😭😭😭😭😭😭#457#squid game 457#squid game#squid game 2#001 x 456#456 x 001#inhun#gi hun#in ho#gi hun x in ho#squid game fanart#FUCKING TIKTOKS WITH THEM#toxic old man yaoi#im killing myself#im killing everyone#kms#bye
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atp just remove my uterus!!!!!!!!
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Political assassinations should come back in style
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goodnight i better manage to fall asleep tonight or i will go out and kill the first person i see
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I GOT THIS DIALOGUE LAST NIGHT AND IM STILL LOSING MY MIND OVER IT?
#LIKE??? PEARL YOU CANT SAY THAT#THIS GAME IS RATED E 10+#genuinely what is the heterosexual explanation for this. its not a joke anymore im actually begging how do they expect us to interpret this#pearlina#side order#splatoon 3#side order spoilers#splatoon side order#pansy rambling again#splatoon
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[senfrogs band au] the sillies in merch ft. two pretty bestfriends ✌🏽⭐️
#sendai frogs band au#my art#haikyuu#hq#sendai frogs#yachi hitoka#yamaguchi tadashi#tsukishima kei#koganegawa kanji#kyoutani kentarou#tsukkiyama#tskym#YEAHHHH !!!#UGUYS DONT HAVE TO SQUINT ANYMORE THIS IS ME SAYING THEY'RE BOYFRIENDS IN THIS AU#anyway they r all best friends <3#also yachi is the band manager it's a BLONDE PARTYYY#yamaguchi gets fomo#congrats to that one person who mentioned tsukki's necklace having tadashi in kanji on his necklace..#im blowing u a kiss <3#also hehehe... check out yama's necklace..#kyouken and yamaguchi r bffs dw they're just joking around
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to this day i can't get over how stupid it was to remove the headphone jack from phones. now if you want to use wired headphones you have to use the charging port. and then they made a stupid little external adapter you have to plug in that sticks out of your phone and advertise it as Hey now you can listen to music AND charge your phone at the same time! what an innovation! if only we could have done that before! the thing i want most from these increasingly sleek and efficient shapes and designs is to have a bunch of external bullshit sticking out of it to make it as clunky as possible! next they will remove the call function from your phone entirely and in order to make phone calls you will need to attach it by a twirly cable to an external keypad that plugs into the wall, and to enhance the speaker/microphone you'll be able to set your nice neat rectangle into a banana shaped device that sits nicely against your ear and mouth. and that's what we call innovation
#tbis is not an elegantly worded post im sorry i am too grumpy to make this like a well formed joke#it's just stupid. it's just so fucking stupid#removed from what i personally want as an individual consumer it is just bonkers bananas to be like#oh we're trying to streamline our design and make it simpler and cleaner#so we've removed essential pieces and now you need external add-ons#isnt literally the entire point of creating a multifunction device that i need to carry less shit around to make it work#no. of course not. im stupid. the point is to sell as much shit as possible#you know new phones dont even come with a fucking wall adapter anymore#rookposting#old man yells at reasonable grievance
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“tbhk is a comedy” my ass we’re never getting them happy again after this episode

#“hananene is happy tgt” i say as they drag me to the white padded room#you’re joking.#like im gone this actually isn’t a comedy anymore#hananene#tbhk#jshk#toilet bound hanako kun#jibaku shounen hanako kun
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Maybe some roxyjane? ;3
#roxyjane#janeroxy#roxy lalonde#jane crocker#homestuck#art#ask#request#im ngl i havent thought much of roxyjane all this time and literally while drawing this i understood everything#hey girl what if i pretended you were my bf as a joke#and it slowly became not a joke anymore
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And they are soooooooo…

Bonus:
#shoto todoroki#bakugou katsuki#tdbk#pro hero dynamight#pro hero shoto#the lore is that they are husbands and katsuki wont let shoto adopt another cat#they are so petty and annoying i hate themmmmmm <3#after the friday shift katsuki brings home 20 cats if it means shoto wont leave anymore shifts#/j or am i#shoto calling him dynamite rather than his lil pookie wookie puppy bear and katsuki having a fit about it yes yes real to me#im joking#or am i
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summer nights

#atsuoikage#iwasaku#haikyuu#oikawa tooru#miya atsumu#kageyama tobio#sakusa kiyoomi#iwaizumi hajime#i joked about iwasakuhina on twt and now theyre not a joke to me anymore and theyre real so im drawing them lol
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quick little fishie 🐟
#mine#lads rafayel#love and deepspace#l&ds#rafayel#im down so bad for this goddamn man#it's not even a joke anymore#love the current event btw#the wolfcut is calling for me but i have to save for his bday.........#this game is suffering
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#at first i was like haha funny crackship yuri edition but im a markhelly/markhellyna hardcore i cant imagine shipping anything else#me now:#severance#severance season 2#gemma severance#gemma scout#helly r#helly severance#what about gemmahellyna and then it’s like toxic yuri#because obviously helena is a part of the company that tortured gemma/herself#we’ll see we’ll see where this ship takes me#gemmahelly#hellygemma#at first i was like mmm as a joke#but bro i don’t think it’s a joke anymore#severance meme
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