#IM GONNA QUOTE RETWEET THE OLD MAN

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im gonna get fucking murked

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me quote retweeting a post that is captioned "dni if you agree with this" with a drawing of a trans man and a transmasc lesbian together saying "we are happy and in love", with another person in the background labeled "random Twitter user (most likely 15 years old)" saying " NOOO!!! IM BEING INVALIDATED!!!!"

I respond, "If you give a shit about this don't talk to me. I don't care if your identity is valid as long as you're not hiring anyone, I DONT CARE!! DAMN!!!"

I add on in the second post, "I'm not the identity police!! I don't put my energy into deciding if your sexuality is good or not!!! I don't care!!!"

in the third and last post, I put, "growing up is realizing our oppressors don't care if u are mspec gay/lesbian they see something they hate either way. so whoooo cares. identify as what you want because homophobes won't love you even if you participate in infighting"

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Monsta X as Professors

This was not requested but Admin Ponyo just,,,,,,thought of it. Hope you guys enjoy!

Shownu

Teaches Political Science

‘You can call me Hyunwoo or Mr. H I don’t really care just don’t call me sir because it makes me feel old’

Monotone voice makes you want to fall asleep during lecture

Gives direct answers to exams

If the question is like ‘when was the declaration of independence signed?’

On the study guide/exam review it’ll say ‘make sure you know the day the declaration was signed’

Easy A class

Doesn’t take attendance bc there are like 200 people in class

Every day is casual friday

Dresses more like a student

Arrives to class late sometimes

No homework

He’s the professor where you’re kind of like ‘should I be having these thoughts about him?’

Sometimes he'll just put on Law and Order™ because its it's too much of a hassle to actually teach that day

On the first day of class he asked in the middle if the students wanted to take a break for 20 minutes or just keep going and get out of class early.

Gives out candy on review days

Despite seeming like he doesn't care he wants his students to be socially aware and active in politics

Really raising the next generation of leaders 11/10 would take this class

Wonho

Teaches education courses

But he also Handles 1st year seminars

Makes people call him coach for no reason

Very inspirational

Female students swoon over him

Wears dress pants and dress shirts and dress shoes

BUT NO BLAZER OR JACKET OR ANYTHING

Rolls up his sleeves a lil

You know those biceps are LI VINg

‘I can be your mentor’ (du du du du du du du du, get it. Like,,,,,’i can be your hero’ okay nvm)

Always comes into class right on the dot

Lectures include a lot of uplifting quotes

Has powerpoints with cute animations, transitions and lots of videos

Stays behind after class and is surrounded by students wanting to talk to him

Has a good rating on ratemyprofessor plus a whole chili pepper bc lots of people take his class

No phones in class because he wants everyone to pay attention but newsflash they already are

No electronics in general

Says attendance doesn't count but passes around a sign in sheet bc he wants to make sure people that show up are rewarded

Minhyuk

Teaches nutrition courses

Wears tracksuits to class

Talks about staying healthy and eating well but shows up late to class with burger king

Has never been to a gym unless pokemon go counts

When people go to his office hours they find him playing overwatch

Gives a lot of extra credit

Makes twitter deals with his students

‘If this post gets 100k retweets our professor will give us all As’

Assigns homework randomly

Next class he has forgotten he assigned homework at all

Until a student brings it up

‘Did I assign that? Okay yeah hand it in then.’

Gives everyone As for the sake of not grading

Actually forgets to grade entire exams

Tells students when pop quizzes will happen

‘Well we’re gonna have a pop quiz this week and if its not today then it must be,,,,the only other time we meet this week.’ *wink*

Asks students to call him the Italian Stallion despite not being Italian or a stallion.

Asks everyone how their weekend was and really does want some stories.

*finished a chapter like 15 minutes early* “You guys want to stop here?”

Group work all the time

He likes it because even he learns from it

Kihyun

Math professor

High level math like calc 2 or smth

Wears suits to class

Doesn’t give study guides or do review days

Homework every week

Only 6 questions

1a, 1b, 1c, 1d, 1e, 1f, 1g, 1h, 1i, 1j, 1k, 1l…….you know

Has never cancelled a class

Gives you dirty look if you walk out of class early

‘We still have 45 seconds of class don’t pack up’

Syllabus is 15 pages long

No calculators allowed

‘You learned this in math 126 so i won’t go over it’ UH YEAH 3 SEMESTERS AND AN ENTIRE SUMMER AGO BOI

Asks for homework at the beginning of class

Before you even walk in

If it’s not in your hand no points for the day

Takes attendance daily + counts as 20% of grade

Only allowed 1 excused absence with note

Always bashes the rival university by using said university as the bad examples in word problems.

“Professor what does this have to do with math"

“Nothing I just hate (insert university here)”

At the end of the semester he said “I should have called you guys worms and then at the end said ‘congratulations you are all now maggots’"

Tough professor but everyone loves him still

Hyungwon

Teaches classes on law

ALWAYS has his hair styled and his suit looking pristine

Fashionably late is reAL for this man

Student: ‘I heard if the professor doesn’t show up for 15 minutes we can le-...’

Hyungwon: ‘You can leave whenever. Nobody’s stopping you’

*INSERT SASSY WALK AWAY*

Takes like 10 minutes to get settled before starting lecture

Carries a briefcase to class to look professional but its empty

Students fear him

His beauty AND his brains

Tells class that there will be pop quizzes

Never has a pop quiz in the entire semester

Mock trials every week

Will destroy his students during mock trials but its for their own good

‘There’s too much traffic so I’m cancelling class’

Helps students practice their law poker face by making memey faces at them

It’s part of the final

Laugh or smile is minus 10 points

During an exam he stopped everyone so he could show them a meme.

Jooheon

Teaches music appreciation

Students call him sir

He thinks its funny

One page syllabus and all you do is sign and return it

Asks his students for new music suggestions

Goes off on tangents about his life

‘Yeah, last week I adopted a new dog and his name is Bark Obama’

Will show you videos of his dog on FACEBOOK

When he goes off on tangents he stops mid story and says “why am I telling you this? I dont know”

Dances in front of the class

Will dance to anything

Gregorian chants

Clair de lune

Anything by Chopin

Always wears a hat to class bc he changes his hair color often but that’s seen as unprofessional

Is always down to sit and talk about some good songe

‘Appreciate the music’

‘Feel the music’

‘BE THE MUSIC’

Once his students walked in and he was playing All Star by Smash Mouth and he claimed it was “because if he didnt hear it now it would be stuck in his head forever"

Changkyun

Biology professor

Syllabus is riddled with biology puns

*walks into class* ‘The name’s bond. Hydrogen bond. Just kidding I’m your professor Im Changkyun’

Doesn’t know how to spell,,,,,,,,,,,,,proffesor,,,,,,,proffessor,,,,,,professor,,,,,,,,,

Sits on his desk at the front of the class while lecturing

Relates to his students

The professor you will accidentally run into on the street

Or at coachella who knows

Guaranteed to break at least one microscope or test tube during the semester

Shows the class he can rap the beginning of nicki minaj’s super bass perfectly

Won’t stop talking about his friends dog Bark Obama

Gossips about other professors

A genuinely great teacher

Cares about his students

Wants them to succeed

Wants them to thank him in their speeches when they win awards for ground breaking discoveries

‘All you have to say is I owe all I know to my old professor Im Changkyun. It’s not that hard Kenny.’

Everything went wrong at a lab once when he was a TA and he got so done he just cancelled the lab. He had no fear of getting in trouble

Has puns on his slides that nobody understands.

‘Biology is the best science. Physics and Chemistry can choke but go off I guess.’

Sometimes doesnt wear shoes in class

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8 Footsteps Thoughts

I haven’t been this excited since Lachlan retweeted my cosplay.

Omg hi Colin Mochrie

What a guy

JOHN TENCH YES

Omg yes hi Helen Keller and Anne Sullivan

Omfg this is perfect

‘Let me touch your face’ can I do that with Lachlan pls?

Oh wow this is amazing already

LMFAO THIS IS GREAT

Oh I love this already

RUTH NEWSOME YES

Who’s this shitlord next to Ruth? I hate him already

Lmao Colin Mochrie again just wants booze

Ok Ruth isn’t actually that stupid that’s cute

Hello darkness my old friend I’ve come to speak with you again

RIP dead guy

Dead with a fork oh wow

Sexism?

RIP HES JEALOUS OF MURDOCH

HENRY IS HERE LETS DO THIS KIDS

Omg Alex is a genius

AWWWW HES SO CUTE I LOVE HENRY SO MUCH

OMG HES JEALOUS OF RUTH

I FEEL SO BAD FOR HIM

HENRY WE LOVE YOU REALLY

God she talks a lot xD

Yo Murdoch vision is back it’s creepy too

Henry get here now let me hug you

Blind man did it? Sure....

Omg he’s so upset about this I can’t even someone give Lachlan Murdoch an award

Lmfao George knows what god looks like

HENRYS SMILE HOLY SMOKES

Omg Murdoch is getting Henry in on the action

Omg I love this so much

Murdoch and Henry are so good together it’s so cute he’s guiding him in doing the graphology thing

Omg I love this so much this episode is amazing

OMG HE HATES HIM SO MUCH AHAAAA I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

AAAAH YOURE NO NEWTON

Henry yes you love her

‘When someone likes you, you don’t want to see them hurt’ is my yearbook quote now

I’ve learned more physics from Murdoch than I have in school

Murdoch must be fucking fast to get there so quickly

LMAO HI COLIN

Spirit animal is Colin Mochrie

Oh hi Helen Keller

Ooooooh she loved David awwww my god I’m dying

Oh my god I’m so sad poor Helen

I’m actually in tears I can’t even

Oh my god

‘Are you being funny?’ No but you are Colin lmao hi

George get out right now xD

What is this even idk science me kids

HENRY YOU’RE BACK

HENRY IS JEALOUS OMG

AHAHAHAHAHA

IM CRYING POOR HENRY

Oh my god I’m in tears he’s so adorable HENRY YOU ARE THE KING

Lmao back to the banquet we go

LMAO HI COLIN

Omg RIP

Back to Murdoch Vision this is awesome

RIP Henry ;-;

I’ve already seen Lachlan die once this week don’t need to see it again

Herbert looks a bit anxious

I bet he did it

Oh shit Colin lmao

Couldn’t fingermarks help? On the knife?

Omg she hates seeing him die so do I Ruth it’s ok

HE DID DO IT LMAO

Henry’s digging OMG

HENRY IS GONNA FLIP SHIT

EXPOSED

OH MY GOD YES HENRY YOUR SASS

LMAO HELEN

HENRY HIGGINS YES

OH MY GOD HENRY HIGGINS IS THE KING

IM CRYING I SCREAMED AHAHAHAHAAAAA

HENRY IS BAE

FUCK YES

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Sing street live reaction notes

Sing street

-Man this priest is a Binch - oh no my baby is just trying to make friends - “It’s not exactly the Beatles is it” I’m crying - Man this guy really is a load of shit - Wow school in England looks like hell. Or maybe it’s just catholic school in general. Dunno. - !!!! Did my son make a friend?? - I’m so stressed they won’t focus in on the girl, Show My Gay Ass What She Looks Like - She looks to old for him - I AM YELLING HE STARTS A BAND FOR A CUTE GIRL IM LITERALLY DYING SKFUSOFJHFHD - she’s so wistful. I’m Yellin’ - Also did she really believe he was in band from that? That was definitely a fake number - “I need to borrow a band” - Connor: *tries to talk* instruments kiddo *keeps playing misc instruments - I love band mom, she is a great and fantastic mama - HE HAS A RABBIT???!!!!???? SINCE WHEN - someone drew a penis on the poster I’m crying - “What’s the story with you and rabbits?” “I don’t know I just love them” I’m hollerin’ - TINY RABBIT - I like how the whole band is at least okay and my baby is just like, pretty tone deaf. I appreciate that but like. Buddy boy. - NOHESTOYOUNGTOHAVESEXNONONONONOPE HES TEN HIS BROTHER IS CORRUPTING HIM - just kidding I love his brother - “What does it mean?” “lol I dunno” - Nvm he has a voice like an angel (he just has a changing voice he is so young don’t hurt my son) - Wow my wife - He’s so awkward I’m literally going to hop right off a cliff - “So it’s a gay band” - I’m crying her reaction is literally me - The visible moment when she regrets coming. Retweet. - “You have really good cheek bones. Let me do your makeup” - “No you’re not doing anyone’s makeup” “calm down you’re not even in the band” I’m crying the makeup is So Bad - Oh no oh no oh no it’s mr mean guy - Wow his dads also a huge wanker - No wonder he’s a dick - Still not over cowboy customs - Dat hop in the music video tho - I’m crying - Drivers her home on a cycle - Oh, I feel like… the boyfriend seems nice but it’s also really… suspicious… waiting on the other shoe to drop… - oh no she’s an orphan. Fukkk - Have I mentioned how much I love his brother??? - *listens at the door to see what the fights about* - He has so many rabbits I’m crying - “You can’t put rabbits on your bed and expect them not to shit on the bed” - I’m crying I live for the bonding - I’m going to cry he needs to stop. My son is to pure - I love instrument mom - My pretty wife!!!! - Oh no he fucked up his hair. Geez. - Fight!!! The!!! System!!!! - My precious son against the world - Do Not Lay Hands On My Son - DO NOT LAY HANDS ON MY SON GODDAMMIT - Nooooo my baby boy :((( - “Cosmo, that’s what I’m calling you now” I’m crying he just wants to be happy - “Will you write me a happy song sometime?” Im going to Cry - Just kidding I love his hair I changed my mind - “I don’t do *finger quotes* words” - “Daddy issues” - Have I mentioned lately how much I Love his brother?? - Cowboy is dancing with an old women on the train and I am Alive - I’m screaming - Oh shut I literally just realized their in Ireland - The beginning title literally said Dublin why am I like this - He looks like a kid I know from school and it’s incredibly distracting - Have I mentioned lately….. - I’m gonna start a band called the queers - My son is so stylish - My beautiful music son - Aw their all hanging out in the older brothers room to avoid the fighting I’m crying - I love his sister, she’s also my wife - They take midterms in the gym????? Wacky - “Drive it like you stole it” - Isn’t it a wacky coincidence that she’s always the one to answer the door - My wife is so romantic - “Aye aye” - So awkward. I love my wife and son - Oh no is this an intervention? - Oh their getting a divorce, duh. - “Their just human beings, I told you.” - I still love him but my son doesn’t deserve that kind of abuse - Oh no baby is so upset, his brother just needs a hug - She left for England or something didn’t she - He just wants approval I’m crying I relate to much to this - I like this little imaginary cut scene that his mental image of the music video - Oh no she literally did - I’m so upset he just wants love, same honestly - Oh my god that head voice tho 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻 - THE OTHER SHOE DROPPED - I love my rabbit son, he is so good and pure. - Who the fuck tries to steal a bike right next to the guy who owns the bike - Yessssss their gonna redeem my mean son!!!!! I didn’t even know I wanted this but I obviously did - Oh my god he just threw that guitar I am Stressed™ - I just realized why I’m weirdly attracted to rabbit son. He wears the same glasses as my boyfriend 😂 - !!!! My wife!!!!! - Breaks the bleeding light switch - I’m screaming - No offense but he’s way to close to that mic - I’m yelling - MY WIFE - *runs away holding hands* I’m literally Sobbing - Rabbit son and pure sunshine son are my fav. There such good friends. I’m crying - That’s great I’m crying there running away to England - HAVE I MENTIONED HOW MUCH I LOVE HIS BROTHER IM LITERALLY SOBBING - @Raphina is a fool and didn’t bring ANY CLOTHES AT ALL - Honey bunches of oats what are you gonna WEAR - neither of them packet cloths??????? - Excuse me. Guys. - “I wish I’d done this. You’ll probably die. Anyway bye.” - But seriously THEY DIDNT BRING CLOTHES - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA WEAR FAM - not even like a change of cloths. Guys. Come on. Basic planning skills. - Also that’s pretty wavy water and it’s going to storm, you don’t want to get caught in a storm in that tiny ass boat - Honestly I’m still stuck on the cloths thing, not even one bag. It’s raining you’re going to get to London and be fucking soaked and like, apparently you’re going to hit the fucking Fairy - Sorry but it’s a horrible idea to follow directly in the wake of that huge boat - Seriously tho I’m so proud of my son I’m crying (even tho he’s to young to go live on the streets of London but it’s fine)