#IM GONNA PISS ON MY DOG
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#AHDHEBCZS#AAAAAAAA#OLD PEOPLE IN LOVE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO#LOOK AT SCOUTS MAS HAIR STREAKS IM#RAAAAAHHHHHHHH#SCOUTS MA X SPY DRAWN BY THEE HOMKAMIRO??? I CAN DIE HAPPY NOW#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH#IM GONNA PISS ON MY DOG#IM GONNA SHOOT ROCKETS#IM GONNA BOMB CHINA I LOVE TJIS#RESAAWWWIIJJWWIUIIOOOOIOOLKKAKAK#YEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#whenever my meds kick in it feels like im gonna piss myself. not literally but its really really feels like it#and now whenever that happens my mind goes back to pancho (grandmas dog) at a xmas party years ago#bc he peed when we arrived bc he was so excited to see ppl and my cousin had to clean it up :o)#well for better or for worse i know that feeling now when im pumped on 20mg of adderall#im still getting used to this whole diagnosis thing cause ive gone untreated and undiagnosed for the longest time. so theres probably a lot#i still dont know and have to learn to get myself to be.. functional on my own? self managing????#i even set up reminders on my phone for work periods meals and stuff. but the problem is actually getting myself to stick to that to a T#because the minute i slack off or something gets in the way it throws it all off until i can be bothered to get back on track. it sucks#at least ive built up other habits like writing notes and setting alarms ahead of time.. but i feel like i could do better#its always hard to change something if youve been doing it wrong for the longest time. especially behaviour and thinking patterns. sigh#in other news my glasses bailed on me so i have to get a new pair sometime. i just realized i never draw my sona with glasses but thats#mostly bc i forget. id love to get some browline glasses like my old pair but im picky and its hard to find one id like for the next 5 year#i also finally managed to collect all the fish in my animal crossing file!!! pulled out a char last week and boom now i have a poster :o)#THAT was a moment where i almost peed myself for real. id love to get all the bugs but i cant stay up late on the switch :o(#yapping#my art#myart#doodles#personal#diary
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i NEED to yap about personal shit i gotta get it out there somewhere
#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH#also i really have to shit but my brother is in the bathroom i am going to kill myself#OKAY OKAY UHH HHHHHGH UHHHHH#OKAY . MY DOG GOT HIT BY A CAR YESTERDAY RIGHT. CONTEXT. THERE IS A CREEK BY THE ROAD IN A RAVINE THAT I WAS SHOWING A FRIEND#AND THE DOG IS ALLOWED OUTSIDE CAUSE SHE NORMALLY DOESNT GO IN THE ROAD RIGHT?? SHE NORMALLY STAYS IN THE#BACK YARD WHICH IS. EXPANSIVE N THEFES A SHIT TON OF LAND WHERE SHE CAN RUN OFF SO I DIDNT THINK THE DOG WAS GONNA FOLLOW#DOWN TO THE CREEK. BUT SHE DID .? AND ENDED UP GOING IN THE ROAD BUT SHE LITERALLY NEVER GOES IN THE FUCKING ROAD#WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE SOME1 PURPOSELY HIT HER BUT ANYWAYS. I TOLD MY MOM CAUSE I.LIVE WITH HER N I KIND OF HAVE TO#AND SHES JUST SO. ough. o don't even know how to explain it. AN ASSHOLE??#SHES ACTING LIKE THE ENTIRE THING IS MY FAULT AND BEING A HUGE DICK ABOUT EVERYTHING. .I ASKED IF THE DOG WAS OKAY THIS MORNING#AND SHE JUST FUCKIN WENT "no viktor of course she's not okay' AND LIKE ROLLED HER EYES?? WHAT THE FUCK????#SHE GOT MAD WHEN I WENT TO PET THE DOG N SAID SHE WAS SCARED OF ME?? SHE WASN'T????? SHE WAS ROLLING OVER SO I COULD PET HER#istg my mom thinks everything is my fault and shes just a huge dick all the time EVEN MY BROTHERS AGREE WITH THAT SOMETOMES#AND SHE CLEARLY FAVORS THEM#so long story short im very worried for my dog but too scared and pissed off at my mom to actually do anything about it
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what 93 clip are we talking abt..
Its that scene from the last episode of 92 where jeans all How Much Do You Love Charles Xavier and eriks blows up all How Dare You Ask Such A Question I Owe That Man My LIFE or w/e
#snap chats#that was the one that hooked me like chat they said the L word#ik its not meant to be romantic but still …………….. woah …….#erik funny as hell in that shit he really got so offended 😭😭😭#it wouldve been kinder to shoot him like How Dare You Question His Love For Charles Xavier#really blew up on her like bro ok we get it you love him😭😭😭😭#sorry for asking now can you help save his life ……..#anyway everyone be nice to me today today keeps getting worse#i accidentally left my computer charger at my moms and its a four hour drive to and fro 🕴#and i have an advisor meeting in like two hours 🕴#i mean my computers at full battery so i can attend BUT STILL IM SO PISSED#i can do my comm work cause Thank The Lord of my tablet but still#im mad ……. im gonna lay in bed and daydream of old man yaoi to cope before working#ILL BE FINE. once the meetings done i just go back and get my charger#say hi to my dog and cat while im there ok Might As Well#and then come back and then it’ll all be ok#im just annoyed because my break’s literally after classes tomorrow fuckin driving around so much FOR WHAT 😭😭😭😭#driving i hate you i loathe you with every fiber of my being. moving on now ….
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Uh Hi, question, uh, how many more things do I have to get bit by before I get super powers? So far we are at a wasp and and dog and all I've gotten out of it is extreme spikes in blood pressure (pics below)
#im so fucking tired of the 'oh hes such a nice dog we dont leash him' people#good for you???? dont live in a fucking SUBURB then????#we have these rules for a reason dipshit#so me and my dog dont get fucking bit by both your OFF LEASH animals try to 'play' with my LEASHED dog#like do you know anything about animals you fucking moron??#anyway im pissed off as you can imagine so im gonna go play bg3 before i explode
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neurotypicals are so frustrating,, i keep forgetting that "can you do x" means "go do x"
#yesterday i was At Work#i opened alone (we are so fucking understaffed)#at like 945 (coworker came in at 10) these two women-#who until now have done NOTHING managery. they have walked around and talked to each other and asked questions#come up and in a pissy voice like um why hasn't group started#i say i'm the only one back here#'well can't you start ONE group?'#no...im the only one back here#'can you start individuals?' yeah i'll ask [host lead]#(annoyed voice) 'um why do you have to ask her?' because i'm not a lead so she's in charge?#(angry voice) well WE are GENERAL MANAGERS and we are TELLING YOU to do SOMETHING like START INDIVIDUALS#like. chill i am literally just some guy and i am the only guy back here#i also feel its worth noting that apparently since they caught me in the hallway they assumed i hadn't been doing anything#when in reality i hadnt sat down since i got to work. all i did was doing things. there is more to my job than Watch Dogs. especially when#im the only guy doing any of the anything#and i couldnt start individuals immediately because i had to do spot cleans. because i prioritized Not Letting Dogs Sit In Their Own Shit#before dog getting some playtime#like. yes i am a Lower Level Employee. yes i havent worked here that long. but i have worked here longer than you#and im gonna take a wild guess that i care about the dogs more than you#also worth noting that i got no breaks that day (if you work a 6+ hour shift you get a 30 and a 15 at my work)#so i sat down for a total of 5 minutes and that was to take a piss#for context. i worked 7 hours. 6:15am to 1:15pm.#so i have a Bad Feeling about these new general managers. really hope im wrong and this is a one-off thing but. ohhhhh boy
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How does my step-dad keep managing to fucking one up himself as the worst husband alive
#im so unbelievably mad that its looped right back around into i cant even think about it clearly to feel pissed off#he's been doing this stupid fucking midlife crisis-ass renovation on their house and my mom hates it and he's not even doing this stuff#correctly#this is on top of a bunch of other bullshit recently#and today because of his stupid renovations he left a door open. and the dog got out. and he didn't even notice for potentially *hours*#and he got pissed at my mom about it! she was at WORK#come fucking on man#they still haven't found Jax. theyre gonna try the shelters in the morning
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oh for fucks sake does every time i clip my nails that infernal monster the neighbours call a dog have to bark like the damned and set off an entire neighbourhood’s worth of dogs
#random#me#IM CLIPPING MY FUCKING FINGERNAILS. IS THAT REALLY AGGRAVATING YOU FUCKING SHITBAG ANIMAL?!#i dont think im ever gonna be a dog person in this life. dogs are wonderful guys but all that ive experienced from the ones around me are#obnoxiously loud animals that get set off at every little thing and piss me off#if there’s one thing i despise is too much noise. and dogs are the most eardrum popping little fucks to exist#sorry for the dog hate rant over
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My friend @apricot-the-apricat said the broken puter gives Syvie (oc) energy
#btw 'the dog' is pebbles#all i know ab this game is what piss tells me#and my superior analysis has concluded that he is the dog#rw#rainworld#looks to the moon#rainworld fanart#unfinished art#[oc] syvie#i guess??? idk im gonna include er tag anyway
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I got! Attacked by a dog today! Twice!!!
#I'm quitting this job for real. I'm finishing the month and I'm done#i cant risk getting mauled by this stupid ass dog anymore. its always the same one and my boss just keeps letting it come in to daycare#i had a bruise the size of its fucking mouth around my right forearm up until a few days ago#i can't do it anymore! i just can't!#like#i need to have a serious conversation with my boss tomorrow about me leaving but#im either gonna be really pissed off about it and yell at him or im gonna start sobbing in front of him and neither are good options#but I'm literally on the verge of a breakdown over this#elliot rambles#vent#rant#work vent#animal attack#tw animal attack
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tried to put myself in the headspace of a transphobe and got pissed off cus it's so fucking stupid
#genuinely i have no fucking idea how people get so up their own ass about other peoples business#you dont like it? it makes you uncomfortable? tough shit buddy thats life#i see dogshit on the sidewalk and it makes me feel gross. but im not going to make hating dogshit my entire personality#im not gonna fucking ban dogs because i dont want to look at dogshit#im not gonna follow people home when they dont clean up after their dogs#ill get pissed about it in the moment sure. i wish people would clean up after their dogs. but its not going to consume the rest of my day#being uncomfortable and not liking things is a part of the human experience baby!!!!#trying to get rid of every little thing that makes you uncomfortable defeats the point of being alive!!!#you just wanna stay in your little bubble?? scared of anyone who doesnt fit your narrow view of what a person should be??#that sounds so fucking sad#nothing new nothing exciting#just straight cis white folks living their straight cis white lives#AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOW FUCKING STUPID RACISM IS HOLY SHIT#there is an entire world of different people with different cultures and experiences and art and foods and you dont want any part of it???#because somebody spoke in spanish and you didnt understand them#the world does not revolve around you#people should not have to sacrifice their identity for your comfort#literally just mind your own business. someones elses gender is not your business.#terfs eat shit and die
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I just had the horrible thought that I need to fall in love because having devastating crushes on beautiful, competent, authoritative women that I desperately want to please is exhausting and I need it to stop
#this one is straight so there's no room for delusion which is good#but my burning need to be her most favorite is eating me from the inside#it IS making me better at my job though#.......i mean i think so but what the fuck do i know#on friday night amongst the grueling psychosexual chaos that ensued a very smart guy that I LOVE said to me#i have no doubts you're gonna be a great psychiatrist actually#i traded a month with him to have another month with her#he's a phenomenologist she's a psychodynamic....ist? rival theories#I don't like most of psychodynamic theory.......so far#but i love the way she works and i can see how well it fits with her manymanyMANY patients and goddamnit i love personality dosorders#so i made the choice to go with her yes and im very torn casue i LOVE that guy and i wish i could become his friend like my bff from my year#also.......kind of dumb of me since I'd only soend two days a week woth her and the other three with very scary ladies#but I've been in scarier situation i can manage#and god when she praises me (silently obv she's only been forward about my merit ONCE and i almost pissed myself like an overexcited dog)#the endorphin rush is........man#but yes i need to work on this.......idk how to define it. closest i can get to explaining it is professional sub space#with strong aspects of praise kink#pathetic is what it is really#but hey if it makes me study harder who fucking cares right#I'm gonna be the smartest most intuitive fucking bitch amongst my peers so if I can't have her (them) carnally then goddamnit#I'LL HAVE THEIR PRAISE AND RESPECT AND ADMIRATION AT LEAST#........I'll be normal again in a week or two i just need to get over these next couple of days of....idk. inflammation i guess#yeah it's just like an infected wound right now#angry red throbbing hot pain#i know the drill it'll be better in a couple of days you just need to not freak out and let it do its thing#it's nice to be mature-r about emotional impulsivity and the shame that comes after an episode of deregulation#it really doesn't have to be a big deal even while it still feels like it#it still hurts but it's like......hour three of a tattoo. it's a bitch but you know it's gonna be over eventually and wriggling won't work#the only thing left to do is enjoying it all while it's happening or trying to#I don't think I'm doing a great job but what're you gonna do right
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can my neighbors PLEASE save the fireworks for the actual 4th instead of tonight. for the love of god some of us have dogs who are NOT fans.
#its been nonstop for two hours. my chihuahua is TERRIFIED as one might imagine a 5 pound dog to be.#if its like this tonight as well as the 4th im gonna be pissed
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i really don't think its that big of an ask to want to keep the house clean. but apparently to some people, it is? and those are the folks i want nothing to do w in terms of living together lol.
i really have become my dad
#living w just my bro is one thing bc i Know him. but his gf is just as much a slob as he is and my couches reek of dog piss#not even gonna talk abt what i came home to last night. i dont even have the energy.#but i did tear into my brother about it. see? im communicating#im working on it lol
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autism win i didnt go to church and ive been watching long videos about games all day
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