#IM GOING TO SCRAEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[saturntheday]

someone please tell me that its okay to switch povs whenever you feel like it while writing and that it doesn't matter if you only wrote a tiny bit in one pov and want to switch it again already

[dorothylarouge]

US Presidents as Dril Tweets

George Washington: another day volunteering at the betsy ross museum. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the flag. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it

John Adams: "ah boo hoo hoo i want to post Foul comments to content leaders" Fat Chance, Dimwit. I will annihilate you under bulwark of the Law and God.

Thomas Jefferson: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

James Madison: (sniffing a crumpled up one dollar bill i found on the floor of a dog kennel) ah.. thats greenbacks baby

James Monroe: for decades i have traversed the unforgiving mountains and rivers of south america, hoping to catch a glimpse of the fabled "ass downloader"

John Quincy Adams: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Andrew Jackson: handing Faves over to my enemies is FRAUD !! base, contemptible FRAUD!

Martin Van Buren: Food $200

Data $150

Rent $800

Candles $3,600

Utility $150

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

William Henry Harrison: (spends all of 7 seconds skimming some blog posts) yep. just as i knew all along. having pnuamonia is good

John Tyler: fuck "jokes". everything i tweet is real. raw insight without the horse shit. no, i will NOT follow trolls. twitter dot com. i live for this

James K. Polk: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Zachary Taylor: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Millard Fillmore: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Franklin Pierce: blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin

James Buchanan: #NationalGirlfriendDay please cherish your gal's.. in honor of us, the single Boys who must sacrifice all companionship to #CarryTheBrand...

Abraham Lincoln: unloading an entire belt of ammo at me with a minigun or some such device will now get you "Blocked"

Andrew Johnson: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Ulysses S. Grant: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

Rutherford B. Hayes: using the toilet when i hear Our national anthem start to play. i do what i must. i stand tall in complete agony; as shit runs down my leg,

James A. Garfield: too much truth in such little time. feeling the heat cominh down to silence me... signing off........ for now

Chester A. Arthur: i WILL wise the fuck up. i WILL super charge my content for 2017. i WILL get blue check mark

Grover Cleveland: the way i see it, people who come on here and submit content that is not up to par, could possibly be considered the "Villains" of this site

Benjamin Harrison: i help every body, im not racist, i keep myself nice, and when i ask for a single re-tweet in return i am told to fuck off, fuck myself, etc

William McKinley: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Theodore Roosevelt: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

William H. Taft: ah.. the perfect Souffle! cant wait to dig in to t(*EVERY PIPE IN MY HOUSE EXPLODES AT THE SAME TIME, COVERING ME IN SHIT AND BOILING WATER*

Woodrow Wilson: the conflicted supersoldier stares over the horizon as he smokes a cigarette. "war is the most fucked up thing ever." he takes a sip of beer

Warren G. Harding: somebody please Bribe me

Calvin Coolidge: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Herbert Hoover: it is really quite astonishing that I have yet to win The Lottery, given how good I am at selecting six numbers and saying them out loud

Franklin D. Roosevelt: ive never heard of this “europe�� but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Harry Truman: everybody wants to be the guy to write the tweet that solves racism once and for all because it would look good as hell on a resume

Dwight D. Eisenhower: my "F*&k It!! Let's Go Golfin" t-shirt maintains a tenacious stranglehold on my life. after 1,125 days of Golf my body is twisted, deformed

John F. Kennedy: when you do sutuff like... shoot my jaw clean off of my face with a sniper rifle, it mostly reflects poorly on your self

Lyndon B. Johnson: incredibly handsome , charismatic famous boy credited with ending income inequality after saying that slumlords should be called "dumblords"

Richard Nixon: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Gerald Ford: shutting computer down until the shitty moods & attitudes can fuck off., if you need me ill be on my other computer, sititng 60° to my right

Jimmy Carter: i warnned you all that bad things would happen if you kept letting your wives wear jeans. AND NOW LOOK! the damn gas prices are up again

Ronald Reagan: spend a lot of time thinking about how sometimes even war criminals can be heroes sometimes... Dont like it? Click the unfollow buttobn

George H.W. Bush: just thought off an idea i believe to be bad ass. lets find the address of the leader of isis, and mail him/ her pieces of our SHIT

Bill Clinton: were at the point now, that when i offer to impregnate my girl followers, people assume my motives are sexual. disgusting, grow the fuck up,

George W. Bush: friday night gathering up together a big pile of things i like to respect (flags, crucifixes ,etc) and just roll around in it ,give kisses,

Barack Obama: my IQ has increased 10 points ever since i stopped tollerating people mucking about, on the time line

Donald Trump: THERAPIST: your problem is, that youre perfect, and everyone is jealous of your good posts, and that makes you rightfully upset.

ME: I agree

Joe Biden: I will shut the fuck up , IF , it will restore the Harmony. I will get on my knees like a dog and make that sacrifice, for the sake of Calm

[yuzudonut]

when is it my turn fr someone to ask if im doing ok as i try to explain the insanity of trigun fans who love plantest vs fans who hate plantcest agreeing on the weird emotional incest going on , on knives end

[autism0fadown]

Ep.39 spoilers for dndads////////////

OMY GOD, O MY GOD I WAS SO ANXIOUS THIS WHOLE EPISODE

I was so scared Willy was going to gain control of the Doodler for good, I HATE THAT MAN ISTG

Ive been seeing fanart n stuff ab a character named Dood and i was so confused, IM SO DUMB HOW DID I NOT PUT IT TOGETHER 😭

BUT OMG RON HAS BEEN LEAVING TERRY VOICEMAILS EVERYDAY IM GONNA SCRAEM OH MY GODD AND THE VOICEMAIL WAS SO ADORABLE AHHHHHHH.

I cant believe he has been leaving voicemails saying I LOVE YOU, FOR 9,855 DAYS. I cant handle this

But TERRYS DEAD SO DOES THAT MEAN HE IS IN HEAVEN WITH RON NOW?? IM CONFUSED? I thought heaven wasn’t supposed to exist???!?

[m0ther-of-p3arl]

EVEERONE GO LOOK ON MARTNS TWITTER RIGHT THE FUKC NOW BECAUSE IM EHTERE

THATS ME I WROTE THAT ONE LOOK BY "hourglassfatherfigure" it says "AKA M0THER-OF-P3ARL" PLEASE WHAT THE FUCK INMM SCRAEMING AND DYING ANS SOGNNBBYNG

THATS SINSANEN

IM A LITTLE BIT IN SHOCK WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? WHATRE THE FUCKING CHANES???? WHAT!!!! WHAT!!!! WHATEW!!!!!

DONT FUCKING MIND ME I GUESS IM JUST. WOAH. thats insane though

(all very /pos btw)

[dreaming-in-daylight]

SCRAEMING. you know, laius//LAIOS thorden is so silly he can FLIPPING DO COOL STUFF HE HE HE BOUGHT A NECKPIECE AGAINST RABBITS. BECAUSE THEY HAVE STABBY FEET. YEAH.

so then he likes eating!!! monsters!!!! i think that is cool. he almost died from a parasite (sad) ouchie

he is a very cool dude. he is curious in a blank state of mind kinda way. his silly silly i love people who don't understand social nuances i like explaining things to them i want to explain to he and if doesnt get it i'll roll with it yeah!!!! he can impersonate a dog verrrrrrrrrrry well and i think that is cool. intimidate the direwolves my friend.

KUKUI. PROF KUKUI AND PROF BURNET ARE COOL YO He should REALLY get a shirt :) his wife is purty yeah.

the guy from delicious and dragons??? (dnd) STABBY FEET YEAHHH I WANT THAT SO I CAN KICK PEOPLE WHO I CANT SEE BC IM TOO SHORT YEAHHHH.

he likes eating monsters 🥰. aww imagine that writen on his gravestone: here lies laius throden, death from parasite.

silly like you silly or me silly?

i giv him shirt 👕 here you go sir

[knifets]

name :  damien

star sign : gemini

height : 6'0"

what’s your middle name :  rather not say

put your spotify/apple music on shuffle. what are the first 6 songs that popped up?   

sick boy, the chainsmokers

killer queen, queen

mr lover man, ricky montgomery

hayloft ii, mother mother

icarus, bastielle

mama said, lukas graham

ever had a poem/song written about you? :  im named after one

when was the last time you played air guitar? :  uh years ago

who is your celebrity crush? : keke palmer, finn cole, idris alba, kaitlyn nacon, madison lintz, colin ford, lucas lynngaard tonnensen, michael b jordan, tom holland, herman tommeraas, xolo maridueña

what’s a sound you hate; sound you love? :   loud talking in asmr, really good guitar openings in rock songs

do you believe in ghosts? :  no

how about aliens? :  yes

do you drive? : no, i broke a car window w/ my face when i was 7 and now im afraid of cars

if so have you crashed? :  i've been in two car wrecks but i've never driven

what was the last book you read? :  .... bro, fan fiction only boy right here

do you like the smell of gasoline? :  no.

what’s the worst injury you’ve had? :   spinal fusion surgery / brain surgery

do you have any obsessions right now? :   tlou & twd

do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong? :  yes, i do. i'm not good at letting things go, but i try to move past them and work things out, unfortunately things don't usually work out that way.

in a relationship? no

tagged by : no one

tagged :  @drudfil / @entlar , @stcrgirl , @icicle2 , @scraem , @doggeds , @syrvivals, @uncrucify

[saturntheday]

OKAY STELLAR IM GOING TO RA<BLE PROUDLY ON AO3 COMMENT SECTIONS AND IF ANYONE ASK I WILL SLAP YHIS POST ON THEIR AFCE BC I DESERVE TO SCRAEM AHPPILY WOOOOOOOOOWO

As a fic writer, i need every reader to know that:

I don’t care if your comment is coherent. I know what you mean and i love you

I don’t care if you ramble. I read every word and i love you

I don’t care if you leave a comment on a fic from four years ago or leave comments/kudos on like ten of my fics in one go. This isn’t IG, pls stalk my AO3. I love you

I don’t care if you mention the same thing in your comment that four other people have already mentioned. It’s actually really useful to know what resonated with people and I love everyone who takes the time to tell me they liked a particular turn of phrase

I don’t mind if your comment is super long or just a couple of sentences, i love them all

I love you

[hysokaz]

im not saying oh thank fucking god for hisoka but im saying Oh Thank Fucking God for Hisoka (and maybe illumi too)

[psycho-mocha]

I’m sorry I was bored

The Minfi chronicles

Infi was just thinking about how peaceful and quiet the day had been when her phone rang. She sighed as she saw who was calling and thought it had been good while it lasted as she picked up the phone to talk to the person who was 100% guaranteed to end today’s calm vibes.

“Siyar. Hi” came Mocha’s voice from the other end “We kinda have a teensy problem-“

“Get out of there. Set out the fire if you can. If you can’t, don’t try anything. Call the fire department or two or three fire departments if necessary-“

“What No I haven’t set anything on fire and the more than one fire department situation happened only once ok”

“I never said you’d set anything on fire and what did you do if not something fire related?”

“I never said I did anything! How do you know I did anything at all!”

“Mocha. Did you do something?”

“.......maybe?”

“Was it an intentional use of powers for a just cause like how we decided to use them?”

“Intentional? No. Just? Maybe.”

So it was an accident. Kind of amazing how even with the huge number of powers mocha had, she regularly forgot she had them and how to use them. She blamed it on school.

“What? Evaporate a building? Create a whirlpool? Make a jungle erupt from nowhere and have the trees throw their fruits at billionaires?”

Actually the last one wasn’t a bad idea

“I wish. So I’m not able to submit my physics homework.”

“That’s it?” Infi sat down, clearly relieved. “Ok we can sort that. Just open Google classroom and tell me what you see-“

“No” mocha cut her off “listen. I can’t submit my homework because a) I haven’t done it and b)................ikindasenttheteachertomars”

“you wHAT?”

“oops? I DIDNT MEAN TO I SWEAR I mean I did because I was kinda wishing the teacher would end up on Mars so we didn’t have to submit the homework and then I was figuring out how that could happen BUT IT WAS ALL HYPOTHETICAL I SWEAR and then the next thing I know....the teacher is on Mars. Alive”

Infi thought about it for a minute and said “You know what? It’s been a long day. Do we have to get them back? There’s no such rule telling us to do that. The world can live without physics for some time don’t you think?”

"NO you’re supposed to be the one to save people! Listen! If we save them we can pass the grade for free i think. And personally I’d like that a lot than telling my parents that not only have I failed physics because I damaged my teacher, I’m also a superhero because that would be an extra-curricular activity for them and heavens forbid we do anything fun right now.” Mocha replied practically, surprising both herself and infi. Practicality was not her favourite thing.

“You’re right and I hate it. Lessgo”

.

[fandommomhater]

18, 24 and/or 38 :]

18. rant about your favorite musician

ok im actually going to rant about ‘we were dead before the ship sank’ the album my modest mouse cuz i dont know artists too well...  i love the running thread throughout this album of this sense of optimism in the face of really terrible things and it’s grounded in the normal modest mouse cynicism which makes it feel so authentic. i think ‘spitting venom’ is the best example cuz its this bitter romance song you expect it to end in tragedy but instead it says ‘well maybe we can fix this’... i think from a lot of other bands this would feel sorta shallow but from modest mouse, the band that always says ‘shit sucks forever’ is saying ‘maybe things can be ok’ then maybe they can be... some best examples of that in the lyrics :arrow_down:

24. can you dance? sing?

i love scraeming along to music i wouldnt say i can conventially sing and dancing is well *kicks at dirt shyly* i dont dance high school musical...

38. post a picture of the outfit you would choose if you could have any outfit you wanted

sorry for liking zumiez ^^^^^^^^

[undertale-encyclopedia]

i got her on pc while im getting screenshots for the tournament im going to freeking scraem

Grinding fun value files until i can get clam girl to say The Thing on Switch. Theres a 51% chance i know if the fun value is wrong by the middle of snowdin, so i dont need to play up until the Clam Girl area every run to find out if shes there. So if i get past the Monster Word Search without triggering any Fun events, then theres a 20% chance Clamgirl will be at Waterfall. I love Undertale.

[blabkfdskdhfkjs]

iim so fucking sexy bro omg i scraemed irl when i got this i dont even remember how shes like i just know chiense lesbian bro omg im going to cry im going to cry

dude dude shes so u dont cry omg

[thoodleoo]

ancient literature as dril tweets

the iliad: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

the odyssey: what donest kill me makes me stronger ((gains infinite strength from being not killed by infinite things))

the aeneid: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and NIce manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

the poems of sappho: going t o start saying, "Wife City" whenever i see an attractive woman. e.g... "thats Wife City" or "that girl is Wife City to me"

the poems of catullus: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

horace's odes: they will kick my ass for saying it. they will take my career and my livelihood away from me. but "Wine" , is better than, "The News"

the ars amatoria: Its time to open the dialouge, on the Mens penis.

the commentaries on the gallic war: I put years of hard work into getting my torture degree at torture college & now everyones like “oh tortures bad” , “its ineffective” fuck off

martial's epigrams: i will tell you this right now: I'm from hell. Im highly fucked up. Ive been known to say rude things and watch the carnage unfold brutally

[bimboficationblues]

90s Bands as Dril Tweets

Weezer: i attribute the complete failure of my brand to the actions of detractors, oor my “trolls”, as it were, as well as my own constant fuckups

Limp Bizkit: the doctor reveals my blood pressure is 420 over 69. i hoot & holler outta the building while a bunch of losers tell me that im dying

Nirvana: it is with a heavy heart that i must announce that the celebs are at it again

Red Hot Chili Peppers: im an exhausting person to be around but once you get to knnow me im actually a giant shithead with irredeemable mouth

Rage Against the Machine: “ey!! im walkin here” - me getting waterboarded by the us government

Radiohead: in a world where big data threatens to commodify our lives,. telling online surveys that i “Dont know” what pringles are constitutes Heroism

Pantera: trying to heal..... please donate to my go fund me... $10 will make me less racist... $100 will make me extremely less racist...thank you...

Fugazi: "This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit

Green Day: boy oh boy do i love purchasing large amounnts of Fool's Gold. wait a minute... fools gold fucking sucks. this stuff is no good..!! Fuck !!!

Faith No More: listen son, if someone calls you a horses ass, you look him in the eye and tell him “horses asses are actually incredibly strong, and clean”

Smashing Pumpkins: aggressively joyless oaf hhere. painfully obnoxious respect demander checkign in. extremely dim witted frowning man looking for pals

Public Enemy: ive never heard of this “europe” but it sounds like a big bunch of shit to me

Nine Inch Nails: IF THE ZOO BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE ANIMALS I WILL FACE GOD AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL

Marilyn Manson: i, turdghoul fuckass, swear to uphold the constitution of the united states of america, so help me Piss. ok sorry, now let me do it for real

Sublime: drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

Pavement: Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Candles $3,600 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying

Tool: LOVER UNBUTTONS MY PANTS AND SEES THE ANKH LOOPED AROUND MY COCK. SHE LOOKS UP AT ME, BUT ITS TOO LATE. IM ALREADY HOLLERIN ABOUT THE ANUBIS

Bikini Kill: damn it to piss. my wife replaced all of my anti-wife reading materials with Pro-Wife bullshit

Nick Cave: if your grave doesnt say "rest in peace" on it you are automatically drafted into the skeleton war

Mr. Bungle: who the fuck is scraeming "LOG OFF" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

Neutral Milk Hotel: Not. All. Of. The. Wet. Spots. On. My. Jeans. Are. Piss. Stians.

Oasis: "im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

Burzum: Q: If your post was proven by a counsil of wise men to be racist, or bullshit, would you bar it from the record? A: I do not delete my posts

Pearl Jam: i regret being tasked the emotional burden of maintaining the final bastion of morality and Nice manners in this endless ocean of human SHIT

[incorrectsaoquotes]

SAO characters as dril tweets

kirito: who the fuck is scraeming “LOG OFF” at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never log off

asuna: mind of a lion.. heart of a Pregnant woman

sinon: i just want to find the optimal bra for sniper operations, but everyeone here is so rude, and pieces of shit

lisbeth: (flips wallet up in the air and tries to catch it in a cool way but spills its contents all over th e place ( $2))

klein: paying women to ram me with thier cars

death gun: so long suckers! i rev up my motorcylce and create a huge cloud of smoke. when the cloud dissipates im lying completely dead on the pavement

kayaba: me and a bunch of stupid assholes are going to start a community in the middle of the desert to either die or prove a very important point

alice: startling how im the only person on this site with an actual human soul. you would think the other guys on here have one, but no