#IM CRYING WHATT HE HELL

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OKAY GUYS 😭 THAT'S ENOUGH SLICES!!

the crazy thing is that arthur didn't think he was fucking crazy when he woke up blind and had a voice speaking to him

[t4tklonoa]

I watched digimon movie. conclusion ? imf gonana kill somfne /pos

(spoilers under cut)

literally no one did anything here what the fuck happened for those almost two hours WHATTEH FUCK HAPPENED. no figth ? no fight ????????? well there was one short moments they were soooo awesome BUT INEED MORE IM GONNA EXPLDOEF Rui ilov u Ihope u ar eokkay whatte fuck is wrong with u tho. ukkamon I love u but also what the fuck is wrong with u. dying ukkamon scene was good best part I think. whatthe fuck WHY DID THEY MELT. why the digimon has connections to someone powerful and no one questions it ukkamon mentions it two times that's it iguess

Daiken moment I honestly zoned out mid scene erhmmm I only put attention back to the screen bc like the 6 ppl there laughed and I only saw Daisuke blushing and I was like UHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK JSU HAPPEN and then I forgor abt it bc Rui trauma moment but now I will never stop thignking abt it (he did not keep rhinking abtit)I didn't see Ken's face tho I will have to change dis when I go watch it agin bc I wanna see it in japanese also

the moment where Rui and Ukkamon talked it out was awesome I'm eimd(<- what the fuck isthis word what did I mean to put there) there was this part where Ukkamon called rui ugly bc of a saying in dpanish (eres feo or smth I forgor) Iloved it somuch Ilove them whattefu k and the the Rui and his mom chatting happyly in the bg I hope whoever thought of that expldoes

Imperialdramon. that's it

erhm Iori moment (did fucking NOTHING NORHGIN THE WHOLE MOVIE WHYYFHYD) anywyas I expected to see more veemon no veemon for me ig I expected to see armor digivolutions none forme also they called digivolutions digilutions in the spanish dub why did they do that. it sounded awful also someone in the film pronounced digimon the wrong way

NO ONE FUCKING CHEERED WHENG WALLACE APPEARED I FUCKING STARTED CRYING BC LOPMON WAS THERE I ONLY CRIED BC OF LOPMON AND NONE IN THE THEATER SAID NAYTHINGGGGG NNNNNNMNM!!!!!!!!!! FAKE FANS. anywyas when Chichos appeared I looked directly at the person I went to see tha movie with and said. look it's chichos. and we started to laugh TOO loudly bc why is she fuckign named tha

I can't get over how the talking it out scene ALMOST made me cry but Lopmon moment made me cry my eyes out in front of all the ppl that went ro watch the movie. lights on and everything when we were leaving I was sobbing also

The funniest shit ever actually is that I don't remember if lopmon was actually there bc the scene passed too fast and the excitement of seeing the other kids was toomuch in one sitting (lol) and maybe Lopmon wasn't there and I'm just making shit up. and I don't wanna check it's gonna b a ride to confirm things in parts I zoned out in next time I go seeit

I love u Miyako I hope next time they can do better I can't take this anymrle Takeru. Hikari. Iori. Ken. Miyako. do something. ARMADIMON TALK TOME AR U ALIVE ?????????? THEY HAD LIKE TWO LINES PATAMIN ALSO. Takeruuu talk to me what happend

wasted potwntial the digieggs should've hatched. nostalgia bait put digimon there that ppl like and have our guys fight them + Ukkamon also they need to kill Ithink. plus more action I can't believe this movie is 'Rui trauma the movie' it's just abt him man. but I like him so it's okay Ilike his digimon eye and his trauma

anywyas this movie fuckig. sucks I loved it. I didn't watch Kizuna tho why the hell did they hav cellphone digivice why only in one scene

IRURBDDIDYJXJWYJWUFFG <- extra smashing bc I need to stim I cannot talekd this anyrmele WHAT THE FUCK DIGIMON MOVIIEIEEE

[katniiss]

IM OBSESSED WITH THE WILDS YOU DONT UNDWRSTAND I HAVE REWATCHED IT LIKE 5 TIMES ALREADY could you please write like an angsty Toni and Shelby one

a reunion fic, set immediately after shelby gives leah The Note, tw for a lot of christianity...this was less angst but angst with a happy ending, hope that’s okay <3 thank you for asking me!!

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i love you (ain’t that the worst thing you ever heard?)

Shelby keeps her word.

She talks.

She reminisces on some of the worst days of her life for six hours; the men did not give her a window but they allow her to look at a clock with no numbers, and she does not lie. She tells the men some things, things about the island that they must already know, and plays the ditsy deluded teenage girl act for as much as its worth. She runs a hand over her bristles of hair a lot; she never realised quite how freeing it would be to cut her hair so impulsively, the weight off of her back like Christ finally dropping the cross.

Her nails are too long now; they gave her razors to shave her head but not nail clippers. She knows that she could claw their eyes out easily if she wanted. And she does want, in a greedy, all consuming way, to hurt them. Hurt them the way they hurt her, the way they will continue to hurt her. Jesus spent fourty days in the desert, but Shelby doesn’t know how long she’s been here. How long she’ll be trapped. She thinks of all the sermons her father used to give, about the Lord testing us, about original sin. Thou shalt not kill and all that. Shelby touches the space on her neck where her cross used to be — she does not know where they took it. Maybe they think she’ll strangle herself with it. Maybe they think she’ll strangle them with it. Maybe they just threw it away when they burnt the clothes she wore on the island in case of infection.

She tries to keep Toni out of the narrative as often as she can. Not that she’s ashamed; shame seems as fanciful a thing to her as safety. There are some things about the island that no one has to know, that no one deserves to know, that no one should know. The feel of Toni’s hand, the warmth of her mouth, the sounds she made beneath her. The sunlight reflecting in her eyes when Shelby kissed her; an angel in a sports jersey. The feel of the sand on her back.

Agent Young will not tell Shelby where he’s taking her to. She assumes, eyes fixed on the walls of dark wood, that it might be to another holding cell. Maybe they found out what she wrote to Leah and have decided she isn’t worth the hassle of keeping alive. Agent Young doesn’t grab her wrist roughly as the other guards do; she gently puts a hand on her back. She cannot remember her own father ever being so gentle. She almost finds herself relaxing before reminding herself that she is a prisoner here, and must always be on her guard. Her crutches squeak beneath her. If she ever gets out of here, she knows there probably won’t be anymore walking across stages in high heels at pageant shows.

“You can’t tell anyone I took you here, okay?” Agent Young mutters as he presses a series of numbers into a keypad. Shelby hears the all too familiar sound of a metal lock opening. “It was meant to be a surprise.”

“What the hell are you talking about—“

There’s no time for questions as the florescent bulbs above them flash. Let there be light.

“You cut your hair.”

Shelby would recognise Toni’s voice anywhere. She didn’t think she was capable of crying anymore. She moves closer to Toni, still unsteady on her crutches. “Yeah—I—long story, okay? Are they—what happened to you?”

“I could ask you the same question,” Toni counters. “Can I...can I hug you? I don’t want to hurt you more than they have.”

Shelby wipes her tired eyes with her shirt sleeve. She can practically feel her mother shiver somewhere. “C’mere, please.”

Toni wraps her arms around Shelby and Shelby has no note to give her, no secret to reveal, no paranoia to justify with Toni. All Shelby has is herself and her words.

“I missed you,” Toni whispers. “I didn’t...they wouldn’t say where you were. No matter how much I begged, and trust me, I don’t fucking beg. I wanted to find you, but they lock the doors when we aren’t in interview and I—”

“You don’t need to justify it. The Lord works in mysterious ways,” Shelby recites, glancing over at Agent Young as he nods coyly. “I missed you too. More than I’ve ever missed anyone.”

“Well then,” Agent Young speaks up. “You’ll both be happy to know that the higher ups have seen fit to let you room together. They think it might make you more cooperative or something. And I may or may not have put a good word in about how much you care for each other.”

Shelby looks over to the king sized bed in the middle of the room. “They won’t record us...doing stuff, will they?”

Agent Young shakes his head. “I’ve seen to that. I’m gonna be working a lot of nights at the security cameras to look after you girls.”

Toni smiles at her; she thousand whatt smile that she seems to reserve solely for the few people blessed enough to have her love. Shelby finds it impossible not to smile back.

“I’ll give you some alone time,” Agent Young says as he steps toward the door. “Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, okay kids?”

“Sure thing dad,” Toni replies but not with nearly as much sarcasm as the words imply. Shelby sees Agent Young grin in the reflection of the large mirror.

Toni kisses her first, this time, runs her hands over Shelby’s new hair, bites Shelby’s lip. Shelby matches her enthusiasm, runs her hands through Toni’s hair, puts her lying tongue in Toni’s mouth.

The worst has already happened, and worse may happen still, so for now Shelby allows herself to bask in the heaven that the world becomes when Toni is with her.

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-All for Us-

A/N- This is a Spencer Reid oneshot where the reader is a hitwomen. This is my first imagine so please dont be to harsh! also @jemilys you’re my favorite so I would really like your opinion! <3

!Warnings!- mentions of murder, angst, police, mentions of weapons.

Ohh, taking it all for us

Taking it all

Taking it all for us

Ohh, doing it all for love

Doing it all

Doing it all for love

  I get a call from my employer. 5'6" divorce lawyer named Amie Westler. Her husband is paying me 10,000 to end her life. By slicing her throat. I set a date. September 12th. 2 days from today. I have to do it, business is business. I need to make money for me and my boyfriend. We live a high lifestyle. Big house in the northern part of D.C. It is risky though. My boyfriend is a genius FBI agent, but for 3 years, it's been going well.

Taking it all for us, oh

Doing it all for love

Yeah, Yeah

   "Hey Y/N baby! Guess what, we have a case involving a hitman! It's crazy. There might be up to 200 victoms!" Spencer says as he walks through the door of our house. My heart skips a beat. Shit what if it's me?

   "Is there any, um, signature?" I ask pretending like I know nothing. This worries me. For all I know I'm the only hitman/hitwomen in D.C.!

   "Yes actually! The unsub writes 'ALL FOR US'  on the victims foreheads with their blood!" he says while walking with me to the kitchen area.

   Shit. That is me. I am the unsub the BAU is looking for.

Too much in my system

Money MIA

Mama making ends meet

Working like a slave

It's the next day and I am sitting in the living room reading a book while I start to sip my tea. My mind starts to wander to Spencer. Will they really catch me? I cover my tracks with my kills and my online status. It can't be possible to track me down. Then I get a text from my employer. '1 MORE DAY.' Reminding me I have to kill the divorce attorney soon. God I hope the BAU can't find me. Then I hear the front door open.

   "Y/M YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHAT WE FOUND OUT ABOUT THE UNSUB TODAY!" he yells running to me with his cute floppy hair and messenger bag. God I cannot lose him.

   "What baby?" I say looking up at him. Internally hoping he says 'it is a man!' or ' it is someone from Italy!' or something.

   "The unsub is a hit women. We think she is in a relationship and is doing it for her family or lover! It points directly to a women as it is so clean and we can't find an online presence." He says with much joy. Oh god. That's me. Y/F/N. I need to clean up my act even more. He cannot find out. It will ruin us both.

Daddy ain't at home

Gotta be a man

Do it for my homegrowns

Do it for the fam

I stand in our bedroom choosing an outfit for my next job. It needs to be black, functional, but classy. I choose a simple black jumpsuit to help me blend in. I head downstairs to what is known to Spencer as my 'lady cave' when it's my weapon stash. I choose a curved blade. I pack a bag with gloves and alcohol for clean up. I close and lock the door and head back up to see Spencer pacing back and forth in the living area.

   "You're home already Spence? I didn't hear you come in. Are- Are you alright?" I ask sounding concerned as I put a hand on his shoulder.

   "Y/N, the hit women is in the neighborhood. I'm worried for you wha-, whatt if you're her next victim?" he says as he starts to cry. He starts shaking and I lead him to the sofa to sit down.

   "Oh baby," I say with much pain in my voice. "I'm not going to get hurt! We have a security system and I work from home right? I promise you nothing will happen to me or you for that matter ok?" I say looking at his red and puffy eyes and tear stained eyes.

   "Ok, I love you Y/N." he says looking at me and pulling me into a hug.

   "I love you too Spencer."

Ay

Just for your love, yeah

I'll give you the world

Mona Lisa's smile

Hey

Hell, I'll do twenty-five to life

If it makes me your king

A star in your eyes

Today is the day. September 12th. It is 10:30 and Spencer told me he is working late because they are close to closing the case. Yeah right. I put my clothes on and grab my bag and head to her office. I sit and wait outside of her office for one hour until I see her walk out. I then walk out and start to follow her

SPENCERS POV

"Guys, GUYS! I have a presence I found her name! Well, her nickname for her. It's 'D0LLFACE' she is outside a law firm following her next target Amie Westler. I also found her body count is none other than 210 victims..." Garcia says on the phone to the FBI agents tin the SUV heading to save Mrs. Westler.

   "Thanks Garcia send us the address!" I say into the phone hanging it up. "Our number one priority is saving Amie Westler." I say to everyone in the SUV. We pull up to the law firm where Mrs. Westler works and follow the hitwomens tracks.

Guilty or Innocent

My love is infinite, I'm givin it

No need for prisoners

Bitch, please hands up

This is a stick up cause I'm

We walk to her position to an alleyway. She has the victim in a headlock and as she almost pulls the knife we yell-

Y/N POV

"D0LLFACE THIS IS THE FBI DROP THE WEAPON!" I hear a tall man yell. shit. im gone. they found me. i cant escape. "DROP THE WEAPON AND SHOW US YOUR FACE!" I drop the knife and shove the women towards the FBI agent then I see my baby. Spencer. He looks at me weirdly and puts down his weapon as he tears up. I pull off my face covering and face him and say.

"I'm sorry baby. I did it-" I'm cut off by him saying

"All for us."

I'm taking it all for us, oh

Doing it all for love

Yeah, yeah

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WTF I LOVE YOU SO MUCH WHATT HE HELL IM GONANA CRY 

[arkus-rhapsode]

Fairy Tail 100 Years Quest Chapter 12 Review

Oh my god... What the heck is even going on?

So our cover page is Natsu and Lucy, and Natsu I hope you enjoy that brain freeze.

So we open on Jellal confronting Touka. We learn like how Avatar was devoted to black magic there was a group devoted to white magic. Now this is cool, but literally if you watch the anime recently, that arc was done in 5 episodes. So this feels really odd on how much effort is being put into it.

Like if there was like something tying into Tenrou or hell edolas, that make more sense, given all thee time on it.

So Jellal describes White magic as a philosophy of nothingness, which that doesn’t make sense. Fans of yugioh gx might compare this the darkness and light in that series and how darkness led to creation while light was subjugation. But Black magic is clearly about ending life or manipulating life. I guess you could dumb it down to all life, but literal Ankherseram black magic is portrayed as nothing but death. So wouldn’t white be about life? I guess nothingness as life without personality isn’t wrong,  but this feels like a stretch.

Also, Mashima said anyone could learn any type of magic. So why is that an abnormality? Like if this was Black Clover where you are assigned a single affinity that be one thing.

Suddenly Laxus steps in, and want to make this clear. I don’t exactly hate the idea behind this. That Laxus wants to defend someonew ho is a part of his family, given his new found view on FT, and its using the family aspect of FT on its head. Someone bad could be using FT’s family mentality for personal benefit. Which is interesting.

Okay, well Jellal has a reason, she is  suspect and as a guild master he has authority to take her in. However, Laxus you of all people know that people in your guild will still harm it.

On the one hand im torn, the shounen loving half of my brain wants to see this fight. But the logical half says that these two are mature adults with enough common sense to take this to the run knights. And confrontation is over after this page.

Yeah for a chapter named after the two, its got very little to do with theem. Instead.... The worst thing in the chapter happens. We cut to Diablos’ ship and we see this.

Yes you are seeing this right. For people who were saying I was to harsh, calling this a submissive Erza fetish that Mashima is putting out, I ask you read this chapter.

You know I can’t tell if Skullion means this is temporary as in terms of magic, or temporary as Kyria will grow bored, but I do know that this is nothing but sick and tastess. Also props to Madmorel for having some class to be disgusted by the perv in the group. Like that is becoming a rarity these days.

We are guided down to the lower deck where natsu and wendy are being held, the motion sickness keeping them in check.

I’ve been putting this off long enough, its time to rant. This is bull shit. People told me, i was too harsh on mashima, but at the least I thought this was some sort of temporary thing that was meant so Kyria could get a win in a fight, but this might be some permanent magic effect feels disgusting.

Now, people say that this happened cause people would rag on Erza, called Erza fights awful, and that now Mashima is going in the complete opposite dirction. You didn’t like strong erza, fine! Here’s weak Erza, you happy cynics?

But that’s not the case. People didn’t like Erza because she was “too strong” she was someoone who went from this amazing badass female character, to this static friendship speech spewing tool that never truly got any development. Its painful for people to see a character like Erza not grow after she had developed so much in ToH, but it just was never followed through. All the times she won just felt like a poor spectacle without any character behind it.

Now you could say an erza who needs to get her strength back could be character development. No. Cutting away a person’s strength with “magic” is not character development, its forced regression. Its the author literally creating an unrealistic situation bcause he has no idea what to do with her  after ToH, hell he can’t even fully commit to a love story between her and jellal.

When Erza came onto the scene, she was cool, in control, yet could over react at times. To see her be pushed to her lowest by ToH and then recover and face midnight in OS, is peak Erza character shining through. That this is how erza’s development deserved to be treated. But Watching Erza crawl on the ground, be spanked, and cry for mercy like a hentai doll, all because of plot convince magic is so gross to me. Its ejecting the Erza that we all love and stripping her of all that personality just for this.

So if you blame this development on people who were too hard on Mashima about how he was writing Erza, I, a critic and very judgemental person, find this worse than any of the nakama power or skimpy armors.

Erza being trapped in Kyoka’s sex dungeon was bad, but you know what, EErza actievly resisted it. She didn’t want to be there aand tried to fight back. It wasn’t handled well, but that t least felt like whatt her character would do in this situation. But this was forced upon her and this is nothing more than an Erza made for this arc.

Also, lets step out of this and look at this from the meta perspective that this is also extremely lazy. In Eden’s zero there’s a villain who is all about subjugating women right now, and Mashima couldn’t be bothered to not let that bleeed into his other work. If that doesn’t scream creately lazy, than I don’t know what will. Also that frog thing in Eden’s zero is actuaally better giveen the fact he’s not mind bending away personality, he’s forcibly turning them in statues to do with what he pleases against their will.

Im not saying this cause im anti ecchi or that im anti  mashima, im anti such a hack story writting device that weather you stuck it out as a fan of erza’s till the end of FT or liked her at first but than soured on her, I ask, would you tolerate this? I’m not claiming ownership of the character of Erza, but I am asking do you think that this is worth a character arc because our author couldn’t think of anything better to do with her. You know if you knew Erza was so strong,Ad that in actuality she would sweep away most threats, why did you bring her? I honestly would’ve preferred Jellal and Erza being out of the action cause they had a kid or something. Erza having to pick between biological family and her guild family seems like a better direction to take her character in than this.

To see Erza cry because someone’s magic made her into a slave is so lacking in power than say the sheer emotional weight of watching simon die. Like this is shit is just awful.

We cut to Luccy and here is where I get to credit thee art. Sure Lucy is in a bikini, but what matters in frame is the wounds on her legs. Which is a nice us of having aa skimpy dress and not sexualizing it.

We get a flashback of Lucy realizing Kyriaa took her friends and this is where I give Caramille a big fuck you. Oh sure, this did happen after they showed up, but Diabolos clearly was going to find the place eventually and more importantly, you did fuck all. Like, go screw cause you have contributed literally nothing.

We find out that there is another ship in the area and that Gray is okay because he was saved by you can guess who...

Okay on the one hand, this definitely seems like Brandish’s kind of entrance, but on the other. Fuck you, Hiro. Like she just passed by and saved Gray? Hw? The entire ocean was either freezing or evaporating, what is your range? Also, who is in charge of Alverez? Yajeel? Oi...

Post Chapter Follow up: Its easy to say why I don’t like this chapter. I feel so sick by the sheer amount of laziness and disgust in the slave Erza plot. Like, my god this is so wrong. Not because of the subject, human slavery makes sense in a series aimed at teenagers, but the sheer disrespect that Hiro treated this character, made my blood boil. At the very least in Alvarez, Erza still seemed like she was the same character from beginning of the series.

People who follow me weekly on this review series are probably going to ask when I will stop harping on this Erza thing. Well each week, it  somehow get worse and more gross.  First time it felt like a cheap win, second it was bad use of domination, now this is full blown fetish material.

As for the brandish thing, I know why she is here, Lucy is literally not strong enough to handle 3 DE’s by herself with a few exceeds, and I’d accept that Brandish reentering the series. But maybe leave out Gray? I guess you could say that this is a subversion of the Musica captured by Doryu, but this feels lazier. You could’ve just made this a big “step up Lucy plot,” but no, had to save Gray, even though Skullion should’ve notice when his magic didn’t actually ash up Gray. Plus think about, if they save save Natsu and Wendy this arc and beat these three dragon eaters, wouldn’t some added bit of tension to the quest be finding diablos’s hideout and saving Gray from the “dinner table?”And I was cool with the kidnapped gray thing, but no, we had to have kidnapped everyone else.Also if he was made small how did he survive the water? Like he’s the size of a pin, he’d drown.

Now the stuff with Laxus and Jellal is actually fairly good Its an interesting take on FTs standards vs the consequences of their past when we are suppose to be rooting for Touka to be extracted. And involving two characters that really have been in the moral gray spectrum make them the most qualified for this subject matter. While i definitely didn’t like the Touka plot at first from how disconnected it was from everything (and it really is kinda shoed in on this point) it still is the more interesting plot. It has more intresting ideas than, “more dragons” and is involving the characters that come off as the most interesting.

Final Verdict: 3/10

There is clearly some interesting idea at work here

However, the way the plotline for the dragon portion of this arc has become a mess

I don’t use this phrase lightly, “Erza literally deserves better than this”

Plot convince playhouse at its finest