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If youâre writing about Spider-man and you make him say âget it?â After more than one quip, you arenât writing him correctly
#IM CRINGING SO HARD AT THESE CLIPS IM WATCHING#look#once is fine#maybe even twice#but Peter is supposed to be confident with his quips#a good example of this is spectacular Spider-Man#a BAD example of this is 2017 Spiderman#and the marvelâs avengers spiderman#spider-man#spectacular spider man#Peter Parker#the amount of times Pete said âget it?â in marvels 2017 Spider-Man#made me wanna RIP my hair out#SHUT UP#THEY GET IT#YOU RUIN THE JOKE ONCE YOU EXPLAIN IT PLSSS
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Youâre The Only Man I Want to Kiss
Request: hello!! i saw you were taking requests and im just wondering if youâre able to write an Italian Bach fic, were him and the reader are together and they make a youtube videos on his channel and theyâre like reacting to some video? like could you place the character into one of his videos???
Pairing: ItalianBach x gf!reader
Rating: PG-13
Category: Fluff with some light smut
Word Count: 2.2k
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Hard to sit here and be close to you, and not kiss you.
- F. Scott Fitzgerald
One evening, after a particularly successful day of filming, y/n and Isaac decide to react to "Women Rank Men by Kissing." The video was a montage of women giving their honest opinions on men's kissing abilities, which ranged from toe-curling passion to awkward pecks. Isaac looked at Y/N with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, suggesting they should make their own reaction to the video, having already made several similar videos, he finally wanted to feel a reaction with his girlfriend.
Y/N was a bit hesitant at first, but the more they discussed it, the more she warmed up to the idea. They set up the camera and hit record, their laughter echoing through the room as they watched the first few clips. As they reacted to each kiss, they couldn't help but lean into each other, their own connection growing stronger with every shared giggle and eye roll. The tension in the air grew thicker as they reached the part of the video where the women began to praise the men's skills, and Y/N couldn't help but blush at the thought of what they might say about Isaac's own kisses.
One particularly awkward kiss had them both cringing, their hands shooting up to cover their faces. "Oh my gosh, what even was that?" Y/N exclaimed, peeking through her fingers. Isaac chuckled, his eyes sparkling with amusement. "I promise you, I've never kissed anyone like that," he reassured her, gently placing a hand on her arm. The next kiss was even worse, a sloppy mess that had them both writhing in their seats. "Ew, no, no, no," they both said in unison, shaking their heads vigorously. Their bond grew stronger as they shared in the embarrassment and second-hand awkwardness of the strangers on the screen.
The room filled with their laughter as they watched the reactions of the women, who were equally appalled by some of the kisses. It was like they were in a club of shared experience, nodding along with the strangers' pained expressions. "How do people even do that?" Y/N whispered to him, her eyes wide with disbelief. Isaac just shrugged, smiling warmly. "Some people are just⌠special," he replied, his voice thick with sarcasm. They continued to watch, their shoulders touching, their knees bumping together under the table.
As the montage went on, the kisses began to improve, and their reactions grew more playful. Y/N leaned in closer to the screen, scrutinizing each one, while Isaac playfully poked fun at the overly dramatic ones. "Look at that guy," he said, pointing at a man who was practically devouring his partner's face. "I bet he thinks he's in a romance novel." Y/N giggled, slapping his hand away. "At least he's enthusiastic," she quipped back. The tension between them had shifted from awkwardness to something more electric, their teasing banter charged with a hint of flirtation.
Isaac took advantage of the moment, leaning in closer to whisper in her ear, "I bet you're wondering if I'd rank high in this video, aren't you?" His teasing tone sent a shiver down her spine, and she playfully swatted his arm, trying to hide her smile. He knew just how to get under her skin, and it was part of the reason she loved him so much. She shot him a playful glare, her heart racing with anticipation and a hint of nervousness.
They watched as the women on screen gushed over one particularly steamy kiss, and Isaac couldn't resist the urge to lean in and press a gentle kiss to her cheek. "How was that?" he asked, a smirk playing on his lips. Y/N rolled her eyes, feigning indifference, but her cheeks betrayed her. She felt the heat spread across her face as she replied, "It'll do, I guess."
Their banter continued, each trying to one-up the other with their sarcastic comments and exaggerated facial expressions. The room was filled with the comforting sounds of their laughter and the occasional clinking of their glasses as they took sips of their drinks, the perfect pairing for a light-hearted evening in. As they delved deeper into the video, the kisses grew more intense, and so did their teasing.
The video took a turn when a particularly passionate kiss came on screen. The woman's eyes fluttered shut, and the man's hand was tenderly cradling her cheek. It was clear from their expressions that this was not just a peck for the camera, but something real and intimate. Y/N's cheeks grew rosy as she watched, and she felt Isaac's gaze on her. She looked over to find him staring at her, his eyes dark and intense. Without breaking eye contact, he leaned in and kissed her, mimicking the tender moment they had just seen. The kiss was soft and lingering, a stark contrast to the ones they had been mocking.
"Look at that," Isaac said, pointing at the screen with mock seriousness. "That guy's got nothing on me." Y/N couldn't help but laugh, knowing that he was just trying to get a rise out of her. She took a sip of her drink, her eyes never leaving his as she responded, "Mm, maybe you're right. But you'll have to remind me later." Her voice was light and playful, but the underlying flirtation was clear.
Isaac leaned back in his chair, his eyes never leaving hers as he took a deep breath. "Alright, I'll take that as a challenge," he said, setting his glass down with a thud. "We'll have to do some⌠research after this, make sure I'm up to par."
Y/N raised an eyebrow, playing along with his game. "Oh, really?" she quipped. "Well, I suppose someone has to keep you in check."
Isaac chuckled, his eyes gleaming with mischief. "Someone has to, otherwise, I might just become unbearable." He leaned in closer, his breath warm against her skin as he whispered, "But you love me that way, don't you?"
Y/N couldn't help but laugh, feeling the heat of his proximity. "Unbearable is your middle name," she replied, her voice barely above a murmur. Their eyes locked, and for a moment, the laughter in the room faded away, replaced by a silent understanding that spoke louder than any words could.
They both knew where this was heading, and the excitement grew. They turned their attention back to the video, but it was clear that their hearts weren't fully in it anymore. With a dramatic sigh, Isaac leaned into the camera and addressed his viewers, "Alright, bachlings, we're taking a quick break from our scholarly analysis of the art of kissing. We've got some⌠personal research to conduct." He winked, and Y/N's cheeks burned even hotter.
The screen went black for a moment before flickering back to life. Isaac cleared his throat, a hint of a smile tugging at the corners of his lips. "We're back," he announced, his voice a little deeper than before. Y/N sat next to him, her eyes sparkling with amusement. "Before we dive back in, I just wanted to apologize to all the single folks out there," he began, "For flaunting our love so shamelessly."
Y/N playfully elbowed him in the ribs. "Don't you dare," she whispered, her voice low enough that the camera wouldn't pick it up.
Isaac's smile grew wider, and he took her hand in his. "But, my love," he said, his voice dripping with faux innocence, "We can't keep our adoring fans in the dark. They need to know what true bachelor perfection looks like."
Y/N rolled her eyes, but the blush on her cheeks deepened. "Fine," she conceded, her voice a mix of amusement and affection. "But only because you're irresistible."
Isaac leaned in closer, his gaze locking onto hers, his thumb tracing circles on the back of her hand. "I'm sorry, bachlings," he said, his voice smoother than the wine they'd been sipping. "But true love knows no bounds, and we just couldn't resist the urge to⌠compare notes."
Y/N couldn't hold back her giggles any longer, the tension between them breaking like a dam. "You're terrible," she said, her eyes sparkling with mirth.
Isaac leaned in closer, his voice dropping to a whisper. "But you love me anyway." He paused, his eyes searching hers. "Don't you?"
Y/N couldn't help but smile at his antics. "Always," she murmured, her heart fluttering in her chest. They shared a soft, lingering kiss, the kind that made the rest of the world fade away. The camera captured it all, the intimacy of the moment unfiltered and raw.
When they finally pulled away, their eyes remained locked, the love between them palpable. "Well, I think we've found our new favorite video genre," Isaac said, his voice thick with emotion. Y/N nodded, her cheeks still flushed from their shared moment.
They decided to keep the camera rolling, their authenticity being a key component of their channel's charm. They turned their focus back to the screen, watching as the women continued to rank the kisses. Each time a particularly passionate kiss played, they'd exchange glances, the unspoken challenge hanging in the air. They laughed and joked, but there was an underlying current of something more profound, something that only they understood.
As the video progressed, the kisses grew more sensual, and their playful banter evolved into gentle touches and lingering gazes. Y/N leaned into Isaac's side, her head resting on his shoulder as they watched, their bodies fitting together like puzzle pieces. It was a dance they had perfected over time, a silent conversation that needed no words.
The final kiss played on the screen, and the women on the video erupted into a chorus of approval. Y/N looked up at Isaac, her eyes filled with a mischievous glint. "Alright," she said, her voice barely above a whisper, "Your turn to be judged."
Isaac grinned, leaning in for a kiss that was anything but a mere peck. It was a kiss that spoke of love and desire, a kiss that held all the promise of a thousand more. The camera kept rolling, capturing the intimate moment, but they were too lost in each other to care.
When they finally broke away, they were both breathless, their eyes shining with excitement. "Well," Y/N said, her voice a little shaky, "I think we've set the bar pretty high."
Isaac nodded, his hand still resting on her cheek. "We've got to end this before it gets too steamy for our innocent audience." He leaned back in his chair, and with a dramatic flourish, wiped his brow. "Phew, that was intense."
Y/N giggled, her eyes sparkling. "You know they're going to love this," she said, a knowing smile playing on her lips.
Isaac nodded, his own smile mirroring hers. "Let's wrap this up before we get carried away," he suggested, his voice a low murmur. He reached for the camera, his thumb hovering over the stop button. "Thank you all for tuning in," he began, his tone playfully formal, "We hope you enjoyed our⌠thorough analysis of the art of kissing. Remember, folks, practice makes perfect."
Y/N giggled, her cheeks still flushed from their private interlude. "We'll see you all next time," she chimed in, her voice light and airy. "And don't forget to hit that subscribe button if you want more exclusive content like this."
Isaac gave the camera one last charming smile before hitting the stop button. The red light faded to black, and the room was filled with the sudden silence of their reality, no longer amplified by the digital world. He turned to Y/N, his eyes searching hers. "How was that?" he asked, his voice now devoid of the playful bravado he'd had moments ago.
Y/N's smile was soft, her eyes filled with warmth. "Perfect," she murmured, her voice barely above a whisper. She leaned in, her hand reaching up to cup his cheek, and they shared another kiss, this one slower, more tender than the last. It was a promise, a secret shared only between them.
When they pulled away, the energy in the room had shifted. The playful banter was gone, replaced by a simmering tension that was undeniable. "I think we should save the rest of our⌠research for later," she suggested, her voice a sultry purr.
Isaac nodded, his eyes dark with desire. "Mm, I like the way you think," he murmured, tracing his thumb along her jawline. They both knew that the chemistry they shared on camera was only a fraction of what they had in private. The thought of exploring that connection further sent a thrill down his spine.
They turned off the lights, leaving only the soft glow of the computer screen to illuminate the room. The air was thick with desire, and their eyes were locked on each other as they moved closer, the anticipation building with every shared breath. The playfulness of their earlier banter had evolved into something much more intimate, a dance of passion that only the two of them knew the steps to.
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the first time you suggest kei to wear contact lenses instead of glasses was when a volleyball ball had accidentally landed on his face hard, leaving an indent of his glasses around his eyes and a cruel bruise on his left eye that made him sat on benched for a few match.
Though he refused with a furrowed brows, and a little shake of his head saying "I doubt an accident like that would happen again." and that's that.
the second time was when he whined and complained about the sunlight and why he can't wear sunglasses since he won't be able to see shit anyways, you had said first "why not just have those transition lenses" you heard him scoff and see him rolling his eyes by your words.
"it's impractical and cost more" he retorted back, you look at him dumbfounded, he say it's expensive but doesn't blink an eye to spend money if it's buying you things. "then wear contacts instead" you said to him, you could only hear grumbles under his breath and words of refusal.
you sighed and asked him why he was so disagreement of wearing contacts, he only stayed silent not answering your question, he didn't want to admit that the thought of something like contacts touching his eyes scares him, he cringes at the thought of putting contacts and touching his eyes to get it out. Besides that it takes a lot more effort to put on than glasses,
the third time was a finally the time you had successfully convinced him to put contacts, though you weren't the one who asked but him instead surprisingly.
he had watched you get ready in the morning sitting in front of your mirror, clipping your hair back to put on your contacts. he eyed you in amusement as you successfully put on your contacts on the first try, that's where he got up from your guys bed, still shirtless only wearing loose sweats that's hanging dangerously low on his hips, showing off the band of his boxers.
you watched him through you mirror as he approached you from behind, you greeted him good morning earning you a low hum from him and a raspy morning. bending down to your sitting position to give you a small kiss on your cheek, eyeing both of your reflection in the mirror.
"mind putting contacts on me" with his words, your mouth went agape, looking at him if he was sure and it wasn't his sleepiness just talking. seeing that he was dead serious, you smiled brightly before standing up from your seat and drag him to sit on it instead, opening a drawer to grab another set of contacts. sitting on lap to have a better view of his face.
he grumbled saying you hadn't need of sitting on his lap but his hands that's already resting on your thighs is enough for you to know he doesn't really mind.
"Don't look at me like that, I won't be able to focus and put this on you properly"
"What do you want me to do then? Close my eyes"
"You know what, shut up instead"
Kei concluded that if it means you can sit on his lap everyday to put those stupid contacts on him, he might just wear those instead of his glasses instead.
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Bonus!
"Fuck, I wouldn't ever trust you going near my eyes again, I feel like im gonna go blind any second"
"Don't be dramatic, you were moving you eyes so much thats why I had to put it so many times"
"I wanna go back to my glasses.."
#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu#haikyuu drabbles#tsukishima fluff#tsukishima x reader#tsukishima kei#haikyu x reader#tsukishima drabbles#not proofread we die like men!!#gn reader
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Hi!!Can i ask for LUXIEM(or just ike) hcs with an s/o who's just insanely good at suika or puyo puyo even though they just played the game once or twice?:D
i had to write this ASAP i love writing ab reader playing games LMAOO
Luxiem + S/O whoâs good at Suika
⢠heâs mediocre at suika, so normally he wouldnt join any tostus while the other is playing (i hardly see him join totsus in general so-)
⢠however if its YOU whos hosting any kind of tostu or just anything, HES JOINING INBA HEARTBEAT
⢠yk how he is with ike? all simp-y and always looking for a way to spend time with him? yeah he does that to you too
⢠anyway, when he sees you get 3000+ points your FIRST TIME PLAYING
⢠his face: đ§
⢠he probably doesnât believe that its your first time LMAOO - you probably have to prove it to him off stream somehow
⢠if youâre his kouhai: ây/n, iâm your elder you canât be embarrassing me like thisâŚâ
⢠if youâre his senpai: ââŚyou know what they say; the elder, the wiser.â
⢠âoh god, please donât bounce upâŚâ âPLEASE BOUNCE UP FOR THE LOVE OF GODâ - guess which one is vox
⢠anyway, afterwards, heâll probably force you to watch him play fnaf afterwards so he has sone sort of pride in being able to out-do you somehow
⢠the mf sings to try and distract you to get you to mess up
⢠change. my. mind.
⢠âcountry rooooaaaaadssss, take me hooooooooome, to the plaaaaaceeee i BEEEELOOOOOOONGGGGGâ
⢠getting 3000 first time hes just like ?????
⢠probably has that one face with the wide eyes and mouth wide open (like that one clip of sonny during the game show off collab w/ noctyx)
⢠and if youâre like him and start spewing nonsense to focus better, heâll be laughing so hard
⢠âhey, chat, do you think anal hurts that bad?â
⢠âwhat???â
⢠if you have his fugi on your head whilst streaming heâll probably pretend to punch it now and then just to get a reaction out of you
⢠mf is okay at suika but not like terribly amazing
⢠that being said hes rooting for you and will probably be so amazed at you repeatedly getting over 3000
⢠if there ever is a point where youâre malding heâll either - A: Mald with you - B: Laugh his fucking ass off
⢠âWHY THE FUCK DID IT BOUNCE UP TO THE TOP?!?!â
⢠âLMAO AHAHAHAHAHABSISHWHAHAâ
⢠definitely literally says âlmaoâ if you fail
⢠will bring up the most random things to talk about!!!
⢠ây/n have you seen that food theory video where he tried to cook his steak in the dryer??â
⢠âluca wtf are you talking about?â
⢠if you recently had an off collab heâll also be telling embarrassing stories about you
⢠â[insert fan name] did you guys know that Y/N eats their oatmeal dry?? like no water.â
⢠anyways all around, hes amazed and he probably sends you a sweet discord message after stream
⢠âyouâre so good at suika!!! :Dâ
⢠FOLLOW UP MESSAGE: âew that was cringe ignore thatâ
⢠he just sucks at suika so hes just like: :0
⢠ây/n??? this isnât likeâŚpre-recorded?â
⢠âDO YOU NOT TRUST ME, IKE??â
⢠im running out of ideas for them uhhh
⢠when you get over 3000 your first try hes genuinely so amazed
⢠say he has a zatsu the next day, if someone superchats him about the totsu the night before heâll go on a rant about how jealous he is that youâre so good at Suika
⢠âyeah, Y/N is like Shu and Mari with Tetris, they need to teach me their ways.â
⢠âan akasupa! âhonest opinions on Y/N?â Good question!â
⢠and then never elaborates
⢠uhhhhhh
⢠will most likely start bringing up either super philosophical topics to talk about or itâll end up just being about miku
⢠LMAO IMAGINE YOU START TRASH TALKING IKE BEFORE HE JOINS THE TOTSU AND HE JOINS OUT OF PETTINESS???
⢠âyeah- so ike sucks at this game HAHAH-â *ike joins* âSAY IT TO MY FACEâ
⢠as soon as you sent the message you were doing a totsu he reacted to the message with that pepe side eye emote they have in the NIJI discord
⢠probably doesnât join first, he waits for others
⢠LMAOO IF ITS HIM AND CLAUDE ITS GONNA BE CHAOTIC ASF
⢠claude: ây/n how do you feel about patriotism?â shu: âfrick the patriarchyâ y/n: â????â
⢠but, if the other leaves and its just you two, since hes pretty good at the game as well, heâll probably help you with where to drop it
⢠and again, like luca, will probably bring up random topics
⢠and ligma jokes
⢠lots and lots of ligma jokes
⢠will also send messages in the discord server like:
⢠Shu Yamino: ây/n is too good someone plz trash talk themâ
⢠Shu Yamino: âoh frick y/nâs goodâ
⢠LMAO PROBABLY TWEETS TOO
⢠Shu Yamino đâŻď¸: yâall cant compare what the flip is this
notice how luca and ikeâs are the longest
#luca kaneshiro#ike eveland#nijisanji en#luxiem#shu yamino#mysta rias#vox akuma#luxiem x reader#ike eveland x reader#luca kaneshiro x reader#hannahlovesluca
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JUST WATCHED THE OP LIVE ACTION TRAILER HERE ARE MY THOUGHTS THAT NOBODY ASKED FOR
-NAMI IS SO FUCKING GORGEOUS
-SANJI'S EYEBROWS ARE NORMAL IM SO UPSET :( I NEED MY CURLYBROW COOK (ALSO MOST OF ZORO'S INSULTS WONT WORK ANYMORE) I GET THAT IT WOULD BE HARD TO MAKE WORK IN LIVE ACTION BUT STILL !! THAT ONE EDIT THAT WENT AROUND OF TAZ SKYLAR AS SANJI PRE TRAILER MADE THE EYEBROWS LOOK REALLY GOOD SO IT WAS DOABLE :(((
-ALSO WE SAW SANJI'S LEFT EYE IN THE UNDERWATER SCENE WHICH FEELS. SO WRONG??? I DONT LIKE THAT
-THANK GOD USOPP'S NOSE IS NORMAL THAT WOULD NOT HAVE WORKED
-THE "TENSION IN THE CREW" LINE WAS VERY UN-LUFFY BUT I WILL REFRAIN FROM PASSING FULL JUDGEMENT ON HIS CHARACTERIZATION UNTIL THE SHOW COMES OUT
-THE CLIP OF ZORO FIGHTING... AND ZORO IN GENERAL... <3333
-KOBY WAS ONLY SHOWN FOR 0.4 SECONDS BUT HE LOOKS SO GOOD I CANT WAIT
-LUFFY ANNOUNCING HIS MOVES IS KINDA CRINGE BUT IN A CUTE WAY I LIKE IT
-THE CGI ON HIS STRETCHY ARMS LOOKS PRETTY GOOD WHICH IS THE MAIN THING I WAS WORRIED ABOUT
-THE SEA KING LOOKS SO FUCKING GOOD HELLO ??? AND SHANKS ??? OMG
-I LIKE BUGGY'S LOOK HONESTLY, ITS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING BUT I DONT SEE HOW ELSE YOU COULD TRANSFER THE CLOWN LOOK OF THE ANIME INTO LIVE ACTION. GOING FULL THROTTLE CREEPY KILLER VIBES WORKS I THINK
IN CONCLUSION WHILE I HAVE A COUPLE CONCERNS I AM SO SO SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS AND I REALLY THINK ITS GONNA BE GOOD OVERALL !!! IM PRAYING FOR A SEASON TWO SO I GET MY ANGEL ROBIN IN LIVE ACTION :)))
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Giving you this bc ur like, the only hetalia blog i still follow that still posts. But like.
Okay back in 2018-2019(?) i had a pretty big hetalia phase, i watched hetafacts videos n every episode that was on YouTube, i listened to the music on repeat. It was a major hyperfixation before i knew that i was autistic.
For the longest time after i stopped, engaging with hetalia for some reason i would. Cringe really hard whenever i saw anything hetalia related. Like. On ao3 when you go to search things it tells you how to search things and one i got (and keep getting) is like "hetalia tag:f/f" or something idk how proper ao3 searches work. Id like screenshot it and go to my friends n say "it haunts me" or some shit.
But like recently ive been. Embracing that part of my past? I guess? Like. Almost like coming to terms with it? Idk i started having a less bad reaction n like, realized it probably one of the more normal fandoms i was in. I was, cringe, as all kids are, but i was. Happy.
And then like. At a sleepover a few weeks ago, one thing leads to another and im telling my friend abt the songs and how ich leibe is. Just a recipe, and how i used to listen to almost all of the songs. I show them the clip of France trying to get England to sign a marriage contract, America ordering fucking condoms from Russia.
It has been at least 2 weeks since, and i can feel the hyperfixation coming back, half the music ive been listening too again is hetalia character songs (theyre so fucking good???) and ive been getting. Urges to watch the show and. I dont know how to feel or what to do?? Like. I'm afraid almost to get back into hetalia? Like i watched black butler a while ago, and i realized how. Theres some weird fucking tension between ceil n sebastian n i think im afraid im going to have that same reaction to hetalia?
Cause like there is shit i just completely forgot about. Like. The Bad Touch Trio. And im scared man.
Im sorry to fuckin, give you all of this, but i just. I dont know what to do ig. None of my friends like or used to like hetalia, the one i do info dump hetalia stuff too does not like hetalia and is learning shit about it against their will.
Idk, should i watch the show again? Is it, good? I genuinely can't remember anymore.
Sorry for using ur ask box like a confessional
I mean Iâm right there with you man. The sole reason I am still in the Hetalia fandom is because hetalia got me through some real dark chapters and events in my life. I discovered Hetalia years ago in Highschool while with a very abusive ex who had to know everything I was doing at any given time. He wouldnât let me go anywhere without him there. I tried to break up with him but he actually wouldnât let me. He would threaten to off himself if I did so I felt bad because his mom was an alcoholic and his houses burned down. I stopped really going anywhere at all because if I did he would come with me and he ruined my relationships with most of my friends just by being âthe worstâ. I stopped cheerleading, I got depression really bad, I started to do terrible in all my classes but I discovered Hetalia while on deviant art and was instantly intrigued. It was like âidk what this is but I will now make it my personalityâ
Years later while with my most recent abusive Ex that I just broke up with last November I got back into Hetalia when our relationship started to get really bad and hard to cope wit on my own. I needed an escape and something to help me avoid him and no care so much about his insults something that I could think about instead of being sad all the time. Hetalia is something that just brings me joy. Instead of venting to people, getting therapy or increasing my meds Hetalia was just always there to go back to and escape. No idea what it is about it. Wonât go into details about the relationship, itâs irrelevant right now but Iâm sure you can guess.
To answer your question, no Hetalia isnât âgoodâ it makes zero sense and is confusing as hell. But for me itâs fun to use as a spring board for basically any kind of AU I could think up. The characters can fit into any type of situation you want to shove them in.
I would say give it a rewatch, as much as you want anyway. What is the worst that could happen? You continue an interest that brought you joy? Worst case. You are a bit cringe? Who cares if you are cringe if you are happy? Also not encouraging you to live a double life but if you are embarrassed to like Hetalia you donât actually have to tell anyone how obsessed with it you are. No one but my ex knows how much I like Hetalia and he really has no idea just how deep I am in this shit. But if people knowing about one of your interests humiliates you then just donât share it. At the end of the day itâs your comfort and it makes you happy itâs no oneâs business.
There are a lot of old fandom tropes that have disappears the BTT being one of them. They put them as a group still but I guess they call it âbad friends tiâ now. There are still some things that make me side eye. But thatâs every fandom I feel. You can choose who you wish to associate with and who you want to block or avoid. Itâs your blog you donât own an explanation to anyone.
Personally I donât interact much with the people of the fandom itself I got a few people it talk to every now and again but really i just do my own thing. I write my own fics for myself. I got my little tumblr, discord and TikTok, I post about my little AUs and dumb thoughts and continue on. If people want to follow me thatâs great, welcome. If they donât thatâs cool to!
Thanks for sticking around with me even after your Interest in Hetalia fizzled out tho haha! That had to be difficult I am very annoying at times Iâm sure đ.
Again worst thing that could happen than if you are a bit cringe. But not being cringe is boring as hell. Irl Iâm one of the most normal bitches you could find. Carbon copy white girl. Absolutely no one would guess I were a Hetalia obsessed loser irl. In a line up you could not pick me out and guess my interests. So in February I got my hair done right? I got like. 500 dollar biolage it fades from brown to strawberry blonde. Want to know the reason I got this hair style? Because of Italy thatâs why. I wanted red hair like him. Did I tell anyone that? No. When people said they liked my hair and asked me why I went red I would just go âidk just felt like itâ but I would be thinking about him knowing the real answer.
Good luck anon, if you stick around welcome back the water is fine. If you donât can you toss me that life vest up there if you donât mind? Thank you!
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The other day i was watching how people made fun of the Hazbin trailer and someone uploaded a clip from "Inside Every demon is a Rainbow" to say it was a downgrade and my jaw dropped when i saw that it was true, i always thoght that the "new" H.H had something that made it look worse than the pilot but i couldn't put my finger on it, and now i think i understand the reson.
So, these are the reasons why the new clip looks like a downgrade (in my opinion):
1)The Song.
No matter your opinion on Hazbin, we all agree that "Inside of every demon is a rainbow" is an iconic song. Its not a masterpiece, but it works really great to introduce the show. Maybe its nostalgia talking, but i love this song, i really like how it start slow but then goes into a fast catchy tune as Charlie is talking with enthusiasm about her proyect. The voice actress also is doing an amazing song because she sounds SO energetic and genuine, wich is clearly a sign of how much she loved that job. Its a cringe song, but in a "charming" and pure way, that is very unique and enjoyable when you turn off your brain a little.
Meanwhile, the new one sounds like a generic, forgetable, lifeless Disney song, the only difference is that it has curses and shit. Its like its trying to replicate the other one without understanding what made it so loved.
2) The damn camera movements
The pilot was fast moving, energetic and sometimes there were parts where you couldnt tell what was happening until you paused, but even so, it was easier to digest because the camera was still most of the time, it didnt need crazy movements. There was a million things happening on screen, but at leats the camera had slight movements so your eyes could at least know where your focus should be in (check out the "so all you cartoon porn addictions" part to see what im talking about).
The new one? It shakes and zooms like crazy every time a character takes a step and it makes it hard to the eyes to understand where the fuck they should be looking. Its not even funny, someone WILL get motion sickness.
3) The character designs
Im one of those people who didnt like most of the redesigns, now i understand why: because they dont fix ANY of the problems the original ones had: no less use of red, they still have a shit ton of unecesary details, they still have copypasted body types...
I would say some are WORSE.
Take Charlie, for example; she used to wear a light red shirt with black pants, she would blend a little bit in the background when interacting with it. Now she wears a bright red suit in bright red background and she gets lost EVEN MORE. The only thing they improved was her hairstyle.
4) The animation
Some people say that the animation is good and its just the editing that makes it look bad, but i disagree. Just take a look at the pilot and then the new clip, you will see a clear downgrade.
The old animation was so smooth and expressive, new one is choppy and is afraid of smearframes. Making characters with cartoony propotions look so stiff.
Its like those Sonic games when they used motion capture to animate Sonic and his friends. So they would be literal cartoons animals moving like realistic humans and it sucked.
4) The pilot was visually easier to "diggest" in general
I gotta say, while re-watching the clip of Inside of every demon, the only parts where it was hard to follow were when Charlie interacted with characters with exagerated designs and when she is rapping and there are a lot of fast scenes that ends before you have time to understand what you saw. The rest was just ok.
But in the new clip, it was 90% Charlie jumping around different backgrounds with a drunk camera man and in some part i paused to look at the wall cuz i felt like my eyes were gonna burn if i keep looking.
So thats it, there are some other reasons but these are the most important ones.
Sorry for writting too much, its such that im mad for what they did to a proyect i used to be obssesed with.
Anyway, hope Hazbin gets cancelled in the mid of the first season and the rest became lost media, have a good day đŠˇ
These are some great thoughts, Anon, thank you. New Hazbin doesn't have much appeal to outsiders, but it looks even worse when held up to the pilot.
"Inside Every Demon is a Rainbow" isn't the best song in the pilot, but it was an excellent song to introduce us to Charlie. It's not an easy one to sing either, but Charlie's singing VA nailed it.
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Could you please predict for me when we will be done with the meathead?
stoppp đđ honestly I didnât expect them to have lasted till now but also I fully expected that sheâd end up marrying joe so what do I/anyone rlly know lmao đ¤Ąđ¤Ą
Fully explained below but tl;dr - itâs either until the travis team (i legit forgot the name i know the colour is red or smthhhh) keeps winning the Super Bowl/maintains a relatively good reputation OR until Taylor gets bored of him and looks for another shiny toy to make a complete fool of herself over (so like by this time next year) OR they get married and ride off into the sunset towards some happily ever after.
Howeverrr just for funsies: the way I see it is by working backwards, starting with if I see them getting married, and honestlyâŚbased on ttpd, leaning towards yes. When they will get married I have no inkling and I donât even feel like speculating cuz of all those gross pregnancy/marriage rumours going around 𤢠I think theyâll get married cuz:
their careers are such that theyâre both lifting the other up when they show up for games/concerts, there is no conflict of interest (ie no competition) cuz of the vastly different fields theyâre in. Also, he was more established than joe at the start of their r/ship which makes for a very rosy picturesque love story image which at least some part of Taylor desires (based on her interviews, the fearless/speak now eras) but sheâs also become quite jaded (as per ttpd) so maybe she thinks this is the closest sheâs going to get to it
i also think sheâs in no rush to leave a r/ship this comfortable after her last 2 emotionally complex ones. Not saying this is good or bad of her; I do understand why she would want to take it easy now (and possibly forever) but given how little they seem to have in common, I donât think she can find this r/ship as emotionally fulfilling as she would want with a life partner, so I donât see them sticking it out forever. Ofc I could be wrong and maybe sheâs changed, but based on her track record travis does not seem the type of person Taylor Swift would want to spend the rest of her life with (girlie was cringing so hard in the viva las vegas clip)
Possible triggers for the breakup and why:
She finds someone else to obsess over and for some weird reasonâŚshe suddenly realises what a temper travis has? And how aggressive he is?? Cue the breakup songs/album, swifties dig up That Clip and go omggg how did we not see this he was abusing mother đ˘đ˘, rinse and repeat until she (hopefully) finds some self-worth NOT tied to a man
travisâ team starts losing the Super Bowl/not doing all that well in other competitions. I think the main reason swiftie are kind of sweeping his messed up tweets and behaviour under the rug is cuz they won. But what abt if/when they stop winning? All thatâs left is a hot-tempered football player who isnât even an âall-starâ (am I using that term correctly?) and sheâs not going to like being associated with that/have that tarnish her brand. I find it so absurdly hilarious but she would rather be seen as problematic (re: M*tty) than unsuccessful, so sheâd prob drop him if this happened
very unlikely, but maybe she breaks up with him and enjoys being single for a while? No reason for thinking this tho
ngl as long as this reply is, im kind of apathetic cuz sheâs changed so much recently that im becoming less and less invested in her. Iâm not even rlly looking forward to rep tv despite it being such a formative album for me cuz that version/image of taylor has been sooo tarnished by recent events yk? So idc what she does, mostly cuz if I had her as an actual friend Iâd cut her out of my life SO fast
again, the usual disclaimers apply, idk her/them or anything abt their relationship, I am literally just a girl sipping her ginger ale and watching this train wreck of whatever taylor swiftTM has become đšđš
#also kind of minor but I just wanted to say that#while Iâm not rlly the kind to use labels like meathead etc I think itâs kind of fitting for travis#not based on the whole dumb/aggressive jock stereotype but based on his behaviour#Eg yelling at his coach#not that Iâm attacking u for using meathead lol but I think itâs impt to focus on the areas worth criticising#cuz itâs so easy to spiral into mindless hate yk#anon#ask#tayvis
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I bet yall( There's literally no yalI l have like 0 followers.)won't believe this, but I've got a new mf im obsessed with..... guess who???? it's tangerine from bullet train, bitch im literally sickđ¤Ş!!!. It's every couple of months with me I swear!!!! I'm such a lil weird ass freak in a good way of course. Like you all know that clip of Britney Broski, where she's fighting herself for being weird (here it is) https://youtu.be/o-uBYfodkDc?si=J-MZtcPSNXRDAJJO literally me. I'm such a weird ass freak in a bad wayđŽâđ¨đ. "And then you get this picture, AND THEN I TAKE IT TO MY PENT HOUSE AND FREAK IT". Sorry, but does anyone else feel crazy guilt when they're reading these fan fictions abt characters, And then you're simping, and then you realize that this is actually a real person with a family. It literally makes me sick and wants to stop everything I'm doing. But alas, I'm a weird ass freakđđđ. I need to seek fuckin help. But anyway, aaron taylor johnson is so bbg( I absolutely despise that term, but I feel like it's fitting). And I wish him nothing but success on his acting journey and career path. By the way, yall please, please, please, please please check this video out on YouTube. I watched it literally yesterday, and I can't stop rewatching it. This is to all the Aaron Taylor Johnson girlys watch this video NOW. https://youtu.be/sQNJC1i4eDU?si=YxtLRlkBJe1-7JRa Also, I'm so sorry to all the writers whose notifs I've blown up, But yes, I have stalked your page. And yes, I have read every single one of your fan fictions about tangerine. Typing that out actually made me sick, and I needed to really start to re-evaluate myself. But this is really nothing new. I've gone through this like a million(3) times. Anyway, I'm here yet again to complain about the amount of fan fictions about this character.( I say this as if I haven't scoured the deep dark depth of tumblr to read every single fantic I can about him.) I'm such a flipping weirdo fr hashtag I need to do better and punch in the side of my head. By the way, I also wanted to add that like every time I make one of these post and I go to whatever tag to read more fanfics about whatever characters. I just cringe whenever I see my post, like I cringe extremely hard. But you know, I have Tumblr for a reason, and I want to vent so what better place right. And I just want to give a thank you to all the writers who have been fulfilling the deep dark hole that is my new obsession. Wishing you all nothing but luck and happiness. Thank you for reading my rant, autism diagnosis coming in soonđ¤đ. Later when I come back to this post I will be so utterly humiliated I will delete it, so please enjoy reading, What might be one of the most humiliating things? I will ever put on the internet.đ¤łđ˝đđ˝.
#tangerine x reader#tangerine#when am i gonna get my life together#bullet train#bullet train headcanons#nerodivergent#ranting for no reason#my family prolly wouldn't fw me anymore if they knew this was how i got down#hoping no ones cringing rn#my man my man my man
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hey!! could u give some tips for new fanfic writers who are having a hard time starting? I think ur writing is AMAZING and aspire to write as well as you!! thanks!! <3
omg of course!! ive been writing fanfiction for a while now (mostly gen!fics, honestly, and not even reader insertsđ) and i found that these things have kinda worked best for me:
1. go back to the source material
if iâm writing a fanfic thats based on a book, and itâs canon compliant, i like to search up â(name of book): timelineâ or if its a movie/show, i go to the wiki page and read the summaries. it just helps to keep yourself accurate. this also works for writing how a character acts/talks, like, i think ive watched about a dozen clips of sunburn (because im too lazy to watch the movie again hehe) trying to replicate davin mcderbyâs cheeky personality and dublin accent!
2. read other peoples work!
this is more of a personal preference but reading other peopleâs fics gets my inspiration going (this is definitely because their work was so amazing)!!! it helps for me to nail down a specific tone of voice too, seeing how otherâs characterize who iâm writing about/for.
3. desensitize yourself :p
by desensitizing yourself i mean it in relation to writing smut. for me reading smut is way easier than writing it LMAO when i first started writing smut (which, was like a month ago so bare w/me and take this advice w/a grain of saltđ) i had to physically get up and walk around after a few sentences. so spend some time saying all the dirty shit like âhe pried my lips open with the tip of his cockââ stuff like that LOL. if you do cringe like i did, just keep going: it gets better with time. it probably helps if youâre not a virgin but i very much amâ ď¸
4. try different povâs!
i used to write in the 3rd person pov for reader-inserts, which is great, but i find that writing in 2nd person is much more⌠personal (can u tell im not eloquent at all outside of fanfiction lmao). find what works best for u, be it 1st, 2nd, or 3rd! it helps to stretch those writing muscles of yours too hehe.
5. finally, when it comes to length, motivation or ideas, do what feels best for u!
if u think itâs better to end that oneshot with a couple thousand words or a couple hundred, do it. if u dont wanna write today, dont! if u want to write some wild crazy shit, do it!!! its YOUR writing and u should trust urself:) u defo know urself better than tumblr randos anyway LMAO
thank you so much for reading my work and for your praise! im actually blushing hella rn i cant believe im getting asked for writing tips. ME, just some cillian murphy addictđ thank u again for reading!
(bonus: if you dont think u can flesh an idea out as well as you think, write it, then move on before posting it for all to see. maybe post your other works, stuff you thatâs all good and neatly polished, then come back to that first idea with fresh eyes!)
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Ah. Hi. So this is the Lance anon and I'm gonna be really honest with you I wrote that at like three or four in the morning for me last night running on about four cups of tea and procrastinating an essay that I really had to do (yes I was still procrastinating that late it's an issue I know).
So seeing all those typos now I'm just glad you were still able to understand wtf I was trying to say. Reblog turning into reboot is making me cringe so hard. Anyway yeah the subliminal messaging is working plus I've seen a few clips and it looks funny. I'll probably start watching as soon as I can get over my vld ptsd lol đ it's been like five years and im literally not even that bothered by any of that drama anymore but something about the Craig guy awakens some existential dread in me like a fucking sleeper agent.
Youâre so real for procrastinating an essay dude. Also donât even worry about your typos I make typos alllllll the time even when Iâm completely awake.
And lmao please Iâm glad the subliminal messages is working and Iâm sorry that this loser awakes existential dread in you rip â ď¸
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tagged by @herefortears thanks sm lovie, i love tag games
Your name: i typically go by 'aayo' online, but sometimes it's 'lucinda' (either or i don't mind-)
Your first fandom(s): uhh, in all honesty either Haikyuu, Harry Potter, or mcyt stuff- i honestly don't remember it was so long ago-
Your current fandom(s): Supernatural, Merlin, ACOTAR, TWD, Stranger Things, Throne of Glass, TGS, POTC, OUAT, Haikyuu and MHA
How did you first get into fandom? I've honestly got no idea- uhh, i just started watching/reading a bunch of series and one day i got bored and went searching (online) for someone i could rant to about everything, and who would understand what im going on about- (totally didn't started on wattpad-)
How long have you been engaging in fandom spaces? hmm, minimum five years, but it was really scattered and i didnt do much in the early days
How often do you read fanfics? not often enough, i try to read as many as i can, though i can almost never find the time to
Top three characters from your current fandom(s): Supernatural: gabriel, gadreel, charlie Merlin: gwaine, gwen, and merlin ACOTAR: helion, cassian (pfp), tarquin/mor TWD: glenn, maggie/carl, negan Stranger Things: robin, dustin, erica (OR eddie) Throne of Glass: fenrys, dorian, lysandra/aedion (cant choose đđ) TGS: rachel, hyde and lanyon for sure POTC: sobbing, i havent watched this in ages (minimum 5 years) i can barely remember these people- OUAT: regina, hook and henry Haikyuu: sakusa, suna anddd either tsumu or bokuto MHA: kaminari, kirishima, sero
Have you ever written fic for a fandom? God yes. So many that were so cringe and got abandoned, and even more that have never been published.
Have you ever drawn fanart for a fandom? Yes. Never posted, but yes.
Share a personal headcanon that you feel very strongly about: aedion has the manliset man bun you've ever seen there's more, but that's a big one for me
Youâre trying to convince a friend to get into your current fandom(s) with you. what episode, clip, or scene are you showing them? idek- smth that either made me laugh so hard i nearly peed myself, smile so much my face hurt for hours afterward, want to punch [character/writer/director/whatever name] in the face so many times, or made me cry so much i could barely get out of bed days later
And finally, what does fandom mean to you? hmm, being able to all caps rant to someone about this thing you hated/loved in a fandom, or just being accepted by a group of people/person who you might not know irl, but consider family/really really good friends like holy fuck we're besties, i want to marry you platonically and we can adopt all of our blorbos even from fandoms we dont share we can all be one absolutely massive family that puts the fun in dysfunctional
(no pressure) tagging @aliens-took-my-iwa-chan @reverie-starlight @gay-destiel and anyone who'd want to join!
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HAVE U SEEN THE NEW MEAN FIRLS MOVIE
fuck no im sorry but i do NOT wanna watch it đ that one clip in the trailer where regina's like "get in loser đ" made me cringe so hard i cant handle it. i was waiting for a debby ryan hair tuck after but it didnt happen
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Lord imagine how much Danny is gonna hate being called Boss Baby xD
Older generations probably think the movie is cute and fun but idk man my inner edgy teen hated it lmao. Super cringe? Yea but maybe im just cringe lol.
Do the even know hes Phantom? I love it when they donât cause hijinks can ensue better when they donât know.
A big bad has attacked the watch tower and made their way in with their crew! Oh no they captured the JL âmascotâ aka Danny. Everyone knows how Bruce found the kid but does everyone know his real age? If you try to tell me Bruce wouldnt wanna fuck with his buddies coworkers by not telling them his real age then you are not a truther. That or one of us is uneducated.
Anyway cut to the Justice League frozen in their tracks cause the big bad is holding Danny and threatening to hurt him. Knife to the throat or something. Batman knows hes not a toddler but he doesnât want the kid hurt either so hes going full over thinking it mode. Meanwhile Danny gets tossed into a cage and it being paraded around by the âtriumphantâ villain. âOoo maybe we will throw him out of the air lock!â
Imagine though if they did. Danny just shows up right next to the villain. Who keeps throwing him out the air lock over and over but Danny just pops up next to him again and again. Mans getting frustrated. The league are so confused that none of them do anything. Well Batman is slowly inching his way to the main computer but no one is paying attention to that.
Big bad has had enough and just pulls a gun on Danny. Fires and the bullet hits the floor behind him. âOh im sowwy mistew i think uwu missed! wanna twy again?â So he does. Empties a whole clip into the floor. âWow mistew uwu must have weawwy bad aim! my tuwn?âConfused the villain reaponds âyour turn???â Danny gives an adorable little fist bump jump âyaaayyyy!!â Then his eyes glow green and he fires an ecto blast right into the guys chest. Knocking him back into the wall. Menacingly he walks up with his still glowing eyes and a big smile âI got you! I got you! I win i win!!!â then his smile drops and he adds âoh and im not a child ass holeâ before turning to face his henchmen who stand frozen for a moment then all of them beeline for the exit. Of course the JL finally come out of their trance and catch them. Before Danny is bombarded with questions he just turns to the League with his cutest most innocent face âwow that was scary huhâ of course no one is having it now. âShitâ âŚâlanguage young manâ from Batman who might have a shit eating grin on his face but itâs Batman so itâs hard to tell
Seeing a lot of de-aged Danny in Gothem posts floating around and I love it
100% here for little shit Danny being a âfuck around and find outâ child
I like to think of him as detective conan style with full memories and brain power jam packed into the body of a smol bean.
Let him get spotted by The Batman and just fully throw the man for a loop cause holy fuck not tiny little child could think of this wtf.
Like Danny isnt even as big as he was when he was six. No. Now hes like the size of a small for their age six year old. Shortest in the kindergarten kinda sized.
âWow what a smart 4year old you got thereâ actually MiSs hes six and a half.
Let him be so hard for Bruce to catch but also so smart. Bruce can see him taking apart a smartphone and re wiring a microwave. Hes a little genius! Danny normally is an engineering genius but now hes just so very cute and smol. But he doesnât wanna be babied. So sir he demands respect.
Anyway cut to like three months later and hes the head maintenance guy at the watchtower. Everyone learns that hes not to be messed with too. Some just respect him out the gate cause The Batman is bringing him in and they donât wanna be fired. Others learn the hard way that this fucking toddler (hes seven now thank you very much) can fix a teleported that they hardly understand.
I also like to think Danny uses it to his advantage as much as he can. âBut im just seven mister pwease donât make me fill out paper work đĽşâ but it doesnât work in The Batman cause hes apparently the worlds greatest detective and knows this one isnt actually seven. Danny put in so much work trying to keep Bruce in the dark (thats a lie he didnât do shit to protect his identity) but the knight saw through him pretty early on. Like a week after Danny moved in with him. Though I did take him a bout a month to get him to do even that.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#dpxdc#smol boss au#baby boss danny#I need to watch star trek soon but itâs so long and my rolmmate wants to watch one piece and I wanna watch detectjve conan again sooooo#it shall have to wait#ok not big tags to oght as im not feeling very well and donât wanna be on my phone when it dies in 8%
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*getting waterboarded* FINE FINE i wasn't at the scene of the crime because i was busy watching steven universe clips on youtube *gets shot*
#i do anything it's steven universe clips or cj the x.#very wildly different pieces of media.#if i work hard enough i can make lapidot canon by the powers of manifestation#every single time i watch steven universe clips i end up only watching lapis and peridot im so cringe and gay and 12 years old
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Hallo , Cryptic ^^
I Wanted To Request Something If ' Yer Don't Mind -
What About Male Reader , Who Says Shit Before Thinking , ' N Like This Happens A Lot , But After They Get Really Flustered -
With Tommy , Ranboo , Tubbo , ' N Billzo !
Take ' Yer Time , Yeah ?
' N , Don't ' Yer Dare Over-Work ' Yerself , Understood ?
- A-RRadio .
What did you say?
cc! Tommy, Tubbo, Billzo, Ranboo x Male!reader (PLATONIC)
summary: you do some fake tattooing and it definitely came out great
warnings: Cursing
authors note: I was watching compilations of unusannus clips so that's what inspired this also Im just realizing I didn't really put in the request that much I am so sorry đ
All sitting around a table you start giggling as your hands hit the table.
"This is such a dumb idea." You manage to get out of your mouth without completely breaking down in a fit of laughter. You, Bill, Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo were completely blindfolded.
With the great idea of doing random things without seeing, one of the challenges was tattooing which made you end up with a bag of henna ink in your hands.
You feel your stomach hit the edge of the table as you lean over making you giggle again.
"Okay okay, who am I gonna tattoo?" Nobody answers you so you take initiative into your own hands, quite literally
You take your hand and bring it over to your right side looking for an arm until eventually you feel the sleeve of a shirt. "Whose this?" You take their arm and 'gently' slam it on the table.
"[y/n] you're gonna break my arm before you tattoo itâ" you smile.
"Aha! Billzo is my first victim!" Some of the boys giggle at you as they vaguely look in your direction.
"He is definitely going to draw a dick on your arm." Tommy half shouts out and you roll your eyes despite them not being visible.
Patting the area to try and find Bill's arm you get the henna only praying that whatever you do is at least in the center.
"I'm not going to do that, instead I'm gonna draw a sick ass skull." You hear Bill say something along the lines of 'on brand' while you start the fake tattoo.
It's a little bit of chatting and while you do it you feel completely focused. You can't see anything so you know whatever the outcome will be wonky but In the end, why shouldn't you try?
After feeling like you were finished you attempt to pat Bill on the shoulder. "Billzo, you have been the worst client I think I've ever had."
"Ohh I really hope you didn't put something bad," you shrug and then attempt to try and find someone else with your hands.
"Ooh [y/n] you should do Tubbo!" You hear Tommy say from across from you. The sound of a chair squeaking can be heard.
"[y/n] i'm sorry I do not trust you one bit."
Frowning you take your hand and bring it over to your left side this time and just... feel a head of hair.
"That is very much my head," you grin at him.
"Ranboo."
"[y/n]"
You move to take his arm and put it on the table already prepared to put on the henna. Ranboo cringes and braces himself for whatever you're going to do.
"Ranboo don't worry man," you start as you put on the ink on his skin. "I'm gonna make a really cool piranha." You start giggling at that.
"Tough guy Ranboo eh?" Tommy says, making you start giggling even more. You swear while not audible you can imagine him saying a mumble of prayers hoping you don't put anything shitty on his arm.
"So Ranboo, have you ever gotten a tattoo before man?"
"Noâ and I think this will be my last." You can hear Tubbo laugh at him and you frown.
"Well I promise sir that this is going to be a very badass tattoo." After finishing the first thing you do is lift up the blindfold.
You start laughing very hard staring at the 'tattoo' that you gave Ranboo
"That is very much... Not a dick." You blurt out feeling your self flush up which makes you laugh even more slamming your head into the table.
The other boys also take off their blindfold and start laughing along with you.
"Ranboo man you are so done for-"
"Hey! Mine doesn't look that bad!"
Ranboo takes off his blindfold and looks at the fake tattoo before shoving his head into his hands.
You pat his back.
"You, you see? I didn't lie, it's a badass tattoo."
#dream smp x male reader#dream smp x reader#mcyt x reader#mcyt x male reader#TommyInnit x male reader#ranboo x male reader#tubbo x male reader#billzo x male reader#mcyt x platonic reader#dream smp x platonic reader
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