#ILL FLY OVER BRB WAIT FOR ME
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bakatenshii Ā· 4 years ago
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OMG YOU'RE SO CUTE AND PRETTY IM Truly Speechless. ANGEL OMGGGG IM EVAPORATING
DONā€™T EVAPORATE BUT IF U DO THE WIND CAN CARRY YOU OVER INTO MY ARMS PLZ HIKA I LOVE U SO MUCH MY WHOLE HEART?? PALPITATING FOR U, IT GOES BOOM BOOM FOR U HIKA Ė‰ĢžĢ­(ā€²ĶˆāˆØā€µĶˆā™”)Ė„Ģ»ā€‰ĢŠ
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rattyoakenbitch Ā· 4 years ago
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warnings: language and lewd humor
eren -
you:
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eren: Whats the matter
eren: Did some jerk off mess with you today???
you: yeah ,, you :/ stoopid idiot
eren: HUH??
eren: WHAT I DO
eren: YOURE TYPIGN SO SLOWBB
you: chill
eren: Youre telling me to chill? please.
you: u just forgot our date but :/
eren: DID I?
eren: Oh man )): im sorry y/n
you: not the doublechin emote pls </3
you:
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eren: Why the weird animal memes all of a sudden
eren: Theyre not even funny
you: i said have a seat ,, dumb whore >:(
eren: Whoa who do u think ur talking to
armin -
you:
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armin: BABY NO
armin: ILY
armin: I LOV U SO MUCH PLS UR DOING SO GGOOOD
armin: )))))))):
armin: IM SO PROUD OF U OHMYGOSH šŸ’“šŸ’–šŸ’˜šŸ’•šŸ’—šŸ’•šŸ’“šŸ’–šŸ’—šŸ’–šŸ’—šŸ’–šŸ’—šŸ’–šŸ’–
armin: ANYTHING U NEED IM HERE<3<3
you: HAABDHSHS ILY MIN UR TOO SWEET OMFG
you: i love u so much <3
you:
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armin: of course i like you!!ā‚¬ā„…Ā¢{=;*(ā„…ā‚¬{Ā¢[>:(((
armin: wait what does peg even mean ?? :l
armin: like
armin: a pirate?
you: do i look like google to u mf :l
armin: wow okay brb then
armin: Y/N YOU HAVE A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO
jean -
you:
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jean: haha no idiot it means youre a guy that likes other dudes
you :/
jean: why is mario even in that photo šŸ™„šŸ™„ isnt he gay for the red guy
you: OKAY FIRST OF ALL.
you: its luigi
you: and no that would be inc*st baešŸ˜©šŸ˜©
jean: insect* stupid šŸ˜
you: did the meme just fly over ur head or what
you:
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jean: is that a bunny
you: do you even know how to read at this point
jean: yeah yeah
jean: i have that affect on people <33
you: no actually i take it back you sound like a horse
jean: fuck you
mikasa -
you:
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mikasa: Y/N šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
mikasa: Dont just say things like that
you: which one :ā€¢)
you: was it the b00bs lol
mikasa: Yes Y/N.
you: again, my hands are very capabl
you:
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mikasa: We've been dating for nearly a year now Y/N
you: okay??? answer the question
mikasa: What question
you: will you be my soulja gurlšŸ˜³šŸ˜³ā—ā—šŸ’Æ
mikasa: Whats a soulja gurl
you: youre worse than eren sometimes
mikasa: Yes i will be ur soulja gurl šŸ™„šŸ’–
levi -
you:
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levi: I don't have time for your childish antics, Y/N.
you: are you mad at me
levi: Not yet. Why?
you: youre ending your sentences with full stops ):
you: feels kinda mean but idk
levi: Grammar, Y/N.
levi: again, I don't have the time for your silly images.
you: HA YOU DIDNT CAPITALIZE THE BEGINNING OF YOUR SENTENCE
you: CAUGHT YOU LACKING SHORTY šŸ˜”šŸ˜”šŸ”«šŸ’ÆšŸ’Æā—
levi: The fuck you just call me, brat?
you: s h o r t
you: 5'2 mf šŸ˜©šŸ˜©āœ‹
levi: It's almost as if you asking to get put in your place.
you: please i see that stool
you: ill put all the food on top of the fridge and hide the stool and theres nothinf you can do about it
levi: Oh?
you: yeah hobbit
levi: Nothing?
you: nu uh
levi: We'll see about that.
you: is the little baby threatening me
levi: You've just about pushed your luck with me, brat.
you:
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levi: Are you being serious right now?
you: yeth </3
you: i have a crush on you teehee
levi: Y/N, I've known this for months
you: WHAT
levi: We've been together for a while. We sleep in the same bed. I call you darling. Need I say more?
you: SO YOU LIKE ME TOO?? :OOOOO
levi: I love you, Y/N. Now quit your weird behavior.
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piggyrobloxandmore-yt Ā· 2 years ago
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Host: it's my birthday come over here everyone
Mortimer: do we have to
Host:yes
A few mins later
Host: . Sits on special chair.
Riley: whoa what's up with these chickens
Nick: idk I gusse Host likes chicken
Daisy: this party is uhm questionable
Mortimer: hey hey Host you gonna do anything are just stair at us an quick stuff
Host: oh huh woah what is all this stuff gifts and cake did you throw a surprise birthday party for me
Mortimer: you serious
Host: and you got me this chicken and a special chair oh you guys know me so well
Mortimer: is this seriously happing right now
Riley: i-i-
Host: you guys are just amazing
Nick: wait it's your birthday what
Host: yea
Riley: oh let's just play along
Mortimer: oh, oh, yea yea,
Riley: wait is your birthday
Host: it is my birthday thank you for remembering and throwing me this... "party"
Mortimer: ill brb let me get your present thats in the bathroom
Host: ok
Mortimer: I think this guy has a memory problem. I really don't know why he threw his present in the toliet
Mortimer: .comes back. Omg what happened here
Riley: so many chickens
Host: now it's time to have my cake that I made
Dasiy: wait I thought we made it for you
Host: wait,... what
Mortimer: I thought Dina made it
Host: who's Dina
Mortimer: are you serious
Host: time flys when your having fun
Mortimer: like chicken
Host: hehe that's silly... wait so why are we here again
Mortimer: it's your birthday
Host: oh yea
Nick: happy birthday
Riley and daisy: it's your birthday
Mortimer: what's wrong with Nick he keeps forgetting
Riley: he's playing along
Mortimer: I don't think he's playing along I think he's actually forgetting
Nick: time to open presents
Mortimer: grabs random things . Here's your chicken
Riley: here's chicken bone
Host: for me thanks wait why are you sitting in my chair . Breaths heavly and leaves.
Mortimer: where did he go
Riley: no the chickens got out there everywhere
Nick: Host where are ya
Host: oh hey what are you doing
Mortimer: I got you a chicken and a feather
Nick: oh for me
Host: no there mine it's my birthday
Mortimer: yea isn't it shoupst to be Host birthday
Host: wait it's my birthday
Host: happy birthday, happy birthday Mortimer
Nick daisy and riley: happy birthday Mortimer
Mortimer: it's not my birthday-
Host: here I got you chicken a feather and a bone
Mortimer: wait I just... I got a bone to pick with you guys
Nick: here I got you some presents to
Mortimer: no its your birthday Host
Host: no no no I insist there yours
Riley: wait it's Host birthday
Host: anyways I think I'll remember my own birthday
Mortimer: no you forget that it's your birthday and you forget your own name half the time
Host: what am I some kind of fool
Nick: .grabs some presents. Omg for me
Riley: wait it's nicks birthday
Host: Nicks birthday?
Nick: thank you guys your the best
Daisy: happy birthday nick
Mortimer: im starting to belive its no one's birthday today and Host believes ots his birthday and then he remembers and forgets and remembered and forgot and remembered and remembered
Riley: wait mortimer do you know it's happy birthday day
Mortimer: what?
Nick: happy birthday day happy birthday
Riley: happy birthday day
Nick and riley: happy birthday day
Mortimer: this is the weirdest day ever I didn't know this existed
Host: my favorite holiday
Riley: well obviously it's always on jan.25
Mortimer: really?
Host: wait today's the 25?
Riley: or the 26th or is it maybe march
Mortimer: . Pulls prank. Hey Host you have to do you taxes
Host: wait my taxes oh no
Riley: what taxes?
Mortimer: he doesn't have taxes he thought he did
Riley: oh
Mortimer: wait is he.. he's watching tv
Riley: thats not taxes . Trys not to laugh.
Host: oh oh hey how's its going
Mortimer: what are you doing
Host: I was watching tv you said
Mortimer: you know what-
Host: you said Host your fav tv show is on and I said ok ill go watch it now Mortimer bye bye
Mortimer: you know what I'm done this day has been crazy
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dreamiehrs Ā· 4 years ago
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a Christmas miracle āž› z.cl
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genre: fluff, comedy/crack, bestfriend!chenle, gender neutral reader, hurt/comfort somewhat
pairing: zhong chenle x reader
word count: 2,588 words
warning(s): some swearing
summary: Christmas had been the same old same old holiday for you and your family for plenty of years now, fully embracing the tradition of meeting up with family, exchanging presents, and enjoying each otherā€™s presence on Christmas day. however, this year seemed to feel quite different, with your family quite literally forgetting that Christmas even existed, and with you all stuck in your apartment alone in the snowy city, you werenā€™t so sure what you were going to do for Christmas this year. unbeknownst to you, though, your sneaky best friend had a trick up his sleeve, and he was determined to make this Christmas one youā€™ll remember forever.
note: this is a part of mylinā€™s @suh-insaneā€‹ and sunnyā€™s @neocitybynightā€‹ Walking in a Winter Wonderland collab! this is my first time participating in a collab solely for Christmas, so I hope you all enjoy this fic of mine! Merry Christmas to everyone who celebrates it! I hope you all have an amazing and safe Christmas this year, and I just wanted to let you all know that I appreciate and love you guys so so SO much! (and to the people who donā€™t celebrate it, I still hope you all have a wonderful day nonetheless!)
prompts chosen: ā€œwhen we finally kiss goodnight how Iā€™ll hate going out in the storm! but if youā€™ll really hold me tight all the way home Iā€™ll be warm.ā€ + ā€œthatā€™s what Christmas memories are made from. theyā€™re not planned; theyā€™re not scheduled. nobody puts them in their blackberry. they just happen.ā€
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for the past few months, time seemed to fly by without leaving a trace behind, and before you knew it, it was already Christmas day. if it was any other year, you wouldā€™ve woken up earlier, around 6 AM to be precise, and start your trek to your parents house with their gifts in hand. however, since your parents and the rest of your family got caught up in other ordeals, and quite literally forgot that Christmas even existed, you had woken up quite later than 6 AM. 9 AM, if you were being specific.
you had still bought your family presents for Christmas, of course, and took the time to wrap them and spiffy them up yourself with various different kinds of Christmas wrapping paper youā€™ve collected over the years as a pro wrapper (in actuality, it was just your mother giving you extra wrapping paper when she accidentally bought too much, so you werenā€™t entirely a pro wrapper, per se). what you were trying to say is that you put a lot of thought into buying and decorating presents for your family, and you were sort of down about how you wouldnā€™t be able to give them their presents in person this year.
basically, what you were trying to get across is that you quite literally had no plans for Christmas this year, and you were probably going to spend your entire day wailing away in your apartment.
nonetheless, you pulled yourself out of bed after being in deep thought for thirty minutes straight, and decided to actually not wail away in your apartment for the rest of the day. it was time to be festive, you thought to yourself, as you slowly made your way around your room to move your curtains aside to let some sunlight seep in. although you were in a brooding mood, you didnā€™t entirely want your room to reflect that.
you huff to yourself as you slide your feet against the carpet floor, swinging open your closet doors and glancing over all of your clothes, none of them really catching your attention. you sigh before closing both of your closet doors dramatically, turning around and heading towards your dresser. you can faintly hear your phone buzz on your nightstand as you pull on one of the knobs on one of your dresser drawers that contains your pajama pants. you grab a random pair of snug pajama pants and opt to keep the same pajama shirt you wore to bed last night on before heading to the bathroom to change.
after taking some time to get dressed and brush your teeth, you finally exit your bathroom and toss the pajama shorts you wore last night in your hamper. you snatch your phone and stash it in your pocket before making your way towards your miniature kitchen. you promptly grab your kettle and fill it up with water, waiting for it to reach the third line before placing it on your stove. you move the dial until its exactly on high temperature, and youā€™re about to start to make yourself breakfast until you feel your phone buzz in your pocket.
fed up with how active your phone had been for the past thirty minutes, you finally fish your phone out of your pocket and lean against the counter next to your stove.
your phone contained the usual notifications, such as Instagram likes, Team Snapchat sending you a Christmas snap, your best friend chenle spamming your phone- wait, your best friend chenle spamming your phone? that was FAR from your usual notifications, and you were honestly quite surprised that he was contacting you on Christmas day this year. heā€™s usually spending it with his family all day, and never texts you back until he gets back home, which is around eight PM.
without thinking, you unlock your phone and tap on the messages icon, and your jaw almost drops when you see how many messages he sent you within the past few hours. since 6 AM, chenle has sent you over one hundred messages, and for once, you were grateful that you were a heavy sleeper, because if you were a light sleeper and woke up to every single one of his messages, you wouldā€™ve lost your mind.
you [9:45 AM]: please chenle what do you WANT FROM ME
lele the dumdum [9:45 AM]: WOW YOUā€™VE FINALLY WOKEN UP FROM UR DEEP SLUMBER
lele the dumdum [9:45 AM]: I THOUGHT U WERE NEVER GOING TO WAKE UP
lele the dumdum [9:46 AM]: took u long enough smh
you [9:46 AM]: ...is this really how youā€™re going to treat me on Christmas day??
lele the dumdum [9:46 AM]: I treat you like this all the time. what makes you think that todayā€™s gonna be any different?
you [9:47 AM]: ā€¦
lele the dumdum [9:47 AM]: anywaysā€¦ MY GORGEOUS WONDERFUL BESTIE WHAT DO U HAVE PLANNED FOR CHRISTMAS TODAY
lele the dumdum [9:48 AM]: DO ANY OF UR PLANS INVOLVE ME POTENTIALLY COMING OVER??? O.O
you [9:48 AM]: is this why youā€™ve been spamming my phone SINCE 6 AM!?!?!
you [9:48 AM]: also why were you awake at 6 am anyways
you [9:49 AM]: did your crush finally text you back or are you still drowning in loneliness like usual
lele the dumdum [9:50 AM]: I donā€™t even have a crush??? who told you that false information
you [9:50 AM]: the little elves running around my house whispered it in my ear last night
lele the dumdum [9:51 AM]: I think youā€™re going to delusional
you [9:51 AM]: I wouldnā€™t be surprised if that was the case at this point
lele the dumdum [9:51 AM]: MOVING ON
lele the dumdum [9:52 AM]: WHAT DO U HAVE PLANNED
lele the dumdum [9:52 AM]: I NEED TO KNOW THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
you [9:53 AM]: me planning to wail in sorrow all day is very important to you??
lele the dumdum [9:53 AM]: ...excuse me what?? UR GOING TO WAIL IN SORROW ALL DAY ON CHRISTMAS DAY!?!?
lele the dumdum [9:54 AM]: this is not acceptable. I am coming over right now to spread some of my FESTIVENESS AND JOLLINESS with you :D
you [9:55 AM]: chenle you really donā€™t have to-
lele the dumdum [9:55 AM]: TOO BAD IM OMW RN AS WE SPEAK
you [9:56 AM]: at least bring some festivities, games, and snacks with you šŸ™„
lele the dumdum [9:56 AM]: oh shit you have a point
lele the dumdum [9:57 AM]: BRB ILL BE THERE IN 30
you knew that once chenle had made his mind up about something, he wasnā€™t going to change it that easily, so it would be futile to try and stop him now. you don't bother replying to his last message, and you shove your phone back in your pocket a few moments before your kettle whistles. you move on from chenle tormenting you for twelve minutes straight and make yourself some tea and breakfast instead.
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it was now around 10:30 AM, and you had just finished digesting your breakfast when you feel your phone buzz in your pocket again. you were lying down on your small, beige couch, with your cold tea sat on the coffee table a few feet away. you were still in your pajamas, with no intent of changing into actual clothes anytime soon.
once again, you fish your phone out of your pocket to see what nonsense chenle was texting you this time.
lele the dumdum [10:31 AM]: open up, bitch
you [10:31 AM]: I thought I gave you a spare key??
lele the dumdum [10:32 AM]: shit I forgot it
lele the dumdum [10:32 AM]: anyways OPEN UP
you lazily lift yourself up from off of your couch, grasping your mug of cold tea on the way to the door. you take your time unlocking your door, halfly because you felt like annoying chenle, and halfly because you were just over today in general.
the first thing that stands out to you once you swing open your front door is how different your outfit looks compared to chenle. he was all bundled up with plenty of layers to keep him warm while adventuring the city, and meanwhile you adorned white and pink striped pajamas with socks on. you also noticed that he had a dark grey bookbag on his back, and was holding two full bags in his hands.
the two of you stare at each other for a few more seconds until chenle breaks the silence with: ā€œI think this is the most Iā€™ve seen you look like a complete old person. there have been other times, but the old person persona is just jumping out at me right now.ā€
you roll your eyes. ā€œdonā€™t say that when you yourself have dressed up as an old person before.ā€
ā€œyeah, yeah,ā€ he brushes you off, passing by you to slip his shoes off and to take off his five hundred layers. ā€œit doesnā€™t matter whether you look like an old person, it mainly matters whether you have the spirit of an old person, you know?ā€
ā€œI cannot comprehend your words this early in the morning. we can have a conversation about whether I act like an old person later.ā€ you say as you watch him remove his large, dark green jacket and place it onto your coat rack. you can hear him scoff at your remark, and you grin as you see the corners of his mouth lift up slightly.
ā€œearly in the morning? y/n itā€™s only-ā€ he pauses to check his phone ā€œ10:32 AM. thatā€™s early for you?ā€
ā€œI woke up at 9 AM, you dum.ā€
ā€œoh,ā€ he swivels around to face you after taking his shoes off and removing all of his additional layers. ā€œmakes sense, I guess. youā€™ve only been awake for an hour and a half, so youā€™re probably not fully awake yet. I mean, Iā€™ve been awake since 6 am, and Iā€™m bursting with energy compared to you.ā€
you give him a deadpan expression in response to what he said, and he canā€™t help but burst out laughing at your reaction. he steps up beside you and pats your shoulder gently. ā€œwell, besides that, Iā€™m gonna be the one who helps you burst with energy like I am right now! follow me!ā€ he whisper-shouts a few inches away from your ear, and you can feel his hand leave your shoulder and grasp your right hand in a matter of seconds.
he leads you back towards your couch, and even somehow manages to help you set your mug down even though he has bags in his hands. the two of you plop down on your couch, and you almost melt at how soft and comfortable your couch was. you closed your eyes for a few seconds as chenle rustled through his bags beside you, and you donā€™t know how much time has passed when chenle starts to snap his fingers at you.
ā€œy/n, I am not going to deal with your sleepy ass right now. I spent around forty minutes scurrying around the city to find things to lift your mood, and I am not going to let those forty minutes go to waste just because youā€™re tired.ā€
you groan and roll to the other side, facing away from chenle. ā€œjust five more minutesā€¦ā€
surprisingly, youā€™re met by silence in response to your wish of wanting five more minutes of rest, but that silence doesnā€™t last when you feel something cold touch your face.
you screech and immediately open your eyes to witness chenle pressing an ice cube onto your forehead. you swat the ice cube off of your forehead as quick as you can, and stare up at chenle like heā€™s gone completely mad. ā€œwhat was that for?ā€
he grins proudly. his plan had worked. ā€œawake now? great. now, help me figure out what we should do first.ā€
ā€œI think youā€™ve gone mad. I cannot believe you just woke me up by pressing an ice cube onto my forehead.ā€ you complain, still feeling the coldness of the ice cube on your forehead. when you finally move to face him now, you see that he had brought plenty of things for you two to entertain yourselves.
ā€œI couldā€™ve done worse things, like dip my hand into freezing water and press it against your face, but I was feeling generous today, so I decided to spare you the pain.ā€
you scoff. ā€œright. anyways, whatā€™d you bring?ā€
he glances at you excitedly before getting into it. ā€œwell, I brought plenty of snacks, some fizzy drinks, some board games, some movies I rented that we could watch together, some candy, etc. I honestly brought everything that I thought you would like with me, so I really hope all of this is enough to make your Christmas day a little bit more festive. I may have also bought you a present, but besides thatā€¦ letā€™s get this party started! ...y/n?ā€
he tears his gaze away from the couch to up to your face, and you donā€™t entirely register that youā€™re crying until a few minutes after staring into his eyes. ā€œoh, Iā€™m sorryā€¦ I justā€¦ Iā€™m just really grateful that you decided to come all this way to cheer me up on Christmas day, and you brought so many things with you as well to make me feel better soā€¦ thank you, chenle.ā€
he beams at you even though he can feel a tear threatening to fall from his left eye, and instead of letting you see him cry as well, he quickly wraps his arms around your figure, bringing you into a tight hug. ā€œof course, y/n. you know Iā€™d do anything for you, right? if youā€™re down, Iā€™m going to cheer you up in some way, shape, or form, and if you feel like watching the world burn, then Iā€™ll be right by your side.ā€
ā€œawh, stop it, youā€™re going to make me cry even more.ā€ you faintly hit his back with your hand, and he giggles as a few tears fall down his face.
the two of you stay like that for a good five more minutes, which is enough time for chenle to regain his composure and act like he didnā€™t shed a few tears in the process. he slowly leaves your grasp, taking a good look at your face and wiping some tears off of your face with his thumb. ā€œyou know what I think will make you feel better?ā€
you grin. ā€œwhat?ā€
he smiles before swiveling around to rustle through his bookbag, and your eyes widen when you finally process what heā€™s up to.
the next moment happens so quickly you can barely register that itā€™s happening. chenle swivels around with two nerf guns in his hands, throws you one that lands perfectly in your arms, and declares: ā€œme completely destroying you in a nerf gun battle will make you feel better.ā€ before he releases fire on you.
you shriek as you run across your apartment, trying to avoid the plastic bullets that chenle was littering your apartment with. eventually, he does win the battle, and it does make you feel better in the end, but letā€™s not mention that or else his ego will run wild, alright?
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chimchimchoo Ā· 7 years ago
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Fly Me to the Moon :: Ch 1
Genre: Pure fluff crack
Word Count: 2,510
Pair: Yoongi x Jimin
Collaborated with @tayvengeance
Chapter: 1
"CHEER UP THIS SAD, EMO BOY!"
02-222-3333
Jimin stared at the note on the bathroom wall for a solid 5 minutes before he pulled out his phone and typed in the number.
authors note: we do not own any of the pictures, for better formatting so itā€™s more comfortable to read, check it out on AO3! AO3 link:Ā Ā https://archiveofourown.org/works/14944508/chapters/34626863 Twitters: Taeā€™s Sujinā€™s <3 - Tae & sujin
Chat with Mochi_Moves
2015.11.15
14:00
Mochi_Moves:
Will this make you feel happier?
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SUGA:
What the fuck
Who is this?
Mochi_Moves:
That doesnā€™t matter. Did the picture make you laugh? c:
SUGA:
No what the fuck
I think you have the wrong #
Mochi_Moves:
Aw :c
No, I just found this number and wanted to make you a happy emo boy!
SUGA:
Wait, who are you
How do you know Iā€™m emo
Also itā€™s not emo
Itā€™s grunge
Fuck you
Mochi_Moves:
But..Iā€™m not supposed to tell strangers my name :c
Just call me Mochi
Iā€™ll be your anonymous friend c:
Why are you a sad grunge boy?
SUGA:
Life is a bitch
Thatā€™s why.
Mochi_Moves:
Ohmygod, this poor soul
Who hurt you??????
SUGA:
Like iā€™m gonna tell a stranger my life story
Mochi_Moves:
But didnā€™t you know?
Itā€™s easier to tell strangers
Come on c: c: c:
SUGA:
Add another smile to that and I just might strangle you
Iā€™m kidding
But not really
Mochi_Moves:
:c
SUGA:
Now thatā€™s a relatable emotion
Mochi_Moves:
Okay alright
I wonā€™t pressure you
You can tell me tomorrow c:
Instead tell me something happy about yourself!
c:
SUGA:
I have mint hair.
I guess thatā€™s happy?
Idk
Coloured hair makes me happier
Mochi_Moves:
Mint???? Wow!
Iā€™ve never seen anyone with mint hair
That must look so cool *.*
SEND ME A PICTURE
SUGA:
No, what if youā€™re a predator
Iā€™ve watched Catfish
I know how this shit goes
Mochi_Moves:
But Iā€™m not! Just the hair
Pleeeaaassseee?
c:
SUGA:
Only if you tell me who you are
Mochi_Moves:
How do I know youā€™re not a predator either?
Maybe youā€™re the bathroom janitor for all I know
SUGA:
YOUā€™RE THE ONE WHO KNEW I WAS AN
EMO BOY
YOU MESSAGED ME FIRST
Mochi_Moves:
I just found it in the bathroom and wanted to
cheer up a sad grunge emo boy
SUGA:
Goddammit Hoseok.
He fucking put my number on the
stall wall again, didnā€™t he
Iā€™m gonna fight him
Last time he did this, I got calls
nonstop
Mochi_Moves:
Hoseok?
JUNG HOSEOK??????
SUGA:
for a week.
Holy shit.
You know my arch nemesis?
Mochi_Moves:
Yeah! I dance with him!
Heā€™s a great friend
Annoying sometimesā€¦
BUt wonderful c:
SUGA:
Holy shit
Youā€™re that Jimin kid he always
talks about
The revered dancer
ā€œGod, Yoongi you should see him. The way he moves his body is
the closest humans will get to magic.ā€
Mochi_Moves:
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He really said something like that?? Wow, heā€™s really pushing it
Hah..
But you exposed yourself,
Nice to meet you Min Yoongi c:
SUGA:
Thatā€™s Yoongi HYUNG to you
Well, since I know youā€™re not going to prey on my gay ass
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Mochi_Moves:
Ah, well
Two gay boys can be friends
c:
So donā€™t worry
I wonā€™t be a gay predator
SUGA:
Fellas,
Is it gay to have gay friends
Mochi_Moves:
Letā€™s try it and see if itā€™ll answer your question!
c:
SUGA:
Well, I showed my face.
Your turn, punk.
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Mochi_Moves:
Iā€™m not a punk :c
According to Hoseok
Iā€™m a soft mochi
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SUGA:
Is that that Taehyung kid
Heā€™s in my art class
I swear to GOD
Loudass motherfucker
But I guess he makes me laugh
Mochi_Moves:
BITCHDV
WATCH WOT U SAY BOU
M E
I KNOW WHE REY
YOU SIT
SUGA:
Holy shit heā€™s been reading over
your shoulder?
Hey kid, youā€™re wild. I admire it.
Especially when you got the fire alarm to go off
in the middle of free painting the other day.
Idk how you did it. You didnā€™t even leave your
seat.
Mochi_Moves:
I hav my ways ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ Next time i jasdskjf
Sdfgk
Sorry! Taehyung took my phone
When I left the room
But yes itā€™s the one and only
Weā€™re roommates
c:
SUGA:
I see. So no hanging at your place.
Haha
Iā€™m just kidding
Not really
But yeah
Mochi_Moves:
Oh, so you do want to
come over sometime then?
Is that what youā€™re saying?
c: c: c:
SUGA:
I thought we had bonded over being
Hobiā€™s friend
I thought WE were gay pals
Without it being gay
Mochi_Moves:
Ah, youā€™re right!
I thought maybe
You already went onto the next base
Im so glad it didnā€™t turn out like that
My best gay pal c:
Second to Taehyung of course
SUGA:
I mean, you are a handsome fella
But
I donā€™t uh, date, really.
Mochi_Moves:
Ahhhh, does your love life
have to do with you being a sad emo grunge boy?
A tragic backstory?
SUGA:
A tale for another time.
(like far beyond this time)
Hahaha
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Mochi_Moves:
So like
tomorrow?
SUGA:
Someoneā€™s persistent
Why do you wanna know so bad?
Gonna try to fix the depressed grunge boy?
Mochi_Moves:
Youā€™re just an interesting person
Min yoongi
Iā€™ll figure you out c:
SUGA:
Thatā€™s hyung to you, brat.
Chat with Mochi_Moves
2015.11.16
02:30
Mochi_Moves:
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Did this cheer you up?
c:
He had too much soju last night
SUGA:
You all drank without me
What the fuck
Mochi_Moves:
Iā€™m sorry :c
Iā€™ll invite you next time!
It was a night out for the dance team
But it can just be us the next time
And Iā€™ll bring taehyung
And hoseok
c:
You donā€™t want to be around the dance team
When theyā€™re drunk
Trust me
SUGA:
Iā€™ll take your word for it.
Mochi_Moves:
But did it cheer you up????
SUGA:
How can I not laugh at his dumb face
Mochi_Moves:
Just donā€™t tell him
Heā€™ll make me do push ups for days
if he finds out I have this
considering he blacked out
and doesn't remember a thing
heh
SUGA:
I told him you found my number yesterday
He screamed
Then he sent me this:
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And asked how gay I was for you
Mochi_Moves:
DELETE THIS NOW
!!!!
SUGA:
No. it brings me joy.
Mochi_Moves:
Yoongi
Whyy
:c
SUGA:
Hey, havenā€™t you been trying to make me
happy?
It worked.
Mochi_Moves:
Thatā€™s true..
My pain is your happiness
cā€™:
SUGA:
But I told him I wasnā€™t gay for you
AND THEN
He sent me this:
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And said ā€œhow about now?ā€
I just need to know, what was the
occasion?
Mochi_Moves:
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Why does hyung still have this
I swear
Iā€™m going to go talk to this..
Brb
Heā€™s in the other room
c:
SUGA:
Tell him I said thank you for our new
Kakao chat background pic
Mochi_Moves:
YOU DIDNT
MIN YOONGI
TELL ME YOU
DIDNT
SUGA:
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Mochi_Moves:
Thatā€™s..heh
I donā€™t know what to say to that
Asdfhjkl
That was a performance I did a few years back
For a dance competition
Hoseok hyung begged
I didnā€™t want to
But i did anyway, itā€™s hyung
I canā€™t say no to him
I retired the exposed chest look
So donā€™t expect another one
C:
Ever
SUGA:
Not to sound gay or anything
But
You have a nice body.
Good job.
Mochi_Moves:
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What about you Mint Yoongi?
What do you do?
SUGA:
Write/compose/play music
A lil art here n there
Iā€™m skilled on the piano.
And I have some beats on soundcloud
Mochi_Moves:
Wow! I love a good artist c:
Have you released anything to music companies??
SUGA:
Uh...
Kinda?
Mochi_Moves:
You must be famous! Can I hear some of your work??
SUGA:
Iā€™m about as famous as you.
https://soundcloud.com/bangtan/agustd103
There you go, I guess.
Mochi_Moves:
It sounds amazing!
Youā€™re so talented
One day you could compose a song
For one of my shows???
How cool would that be?!
SUGA:
Woah, take me to dinner first
Mochi_Moves:
So are you asking for a date??
Mint Yoongi
We havenā€™t even met formally yetā€¦
So fast..
SUGA:
You were the one talking about intimacies
Composing a song for someone is as
intimate as fucking them.
Mochi_Moves: Ā 
Alright alright
Just gay best pals
Whoā€™ve never met
c:
SUGA:
Well are you insinuating that we should get up
get out and go meet somewhere?
Mochi_Moves:
That would be a good start
Besides
Hoseoks been wanting me to meet you for forever now
I just never had the time
Letā€™s do it for the sake of this poor hyung
SUGA:
Itā€™s a monday morning.
I donā€™t have class.
Weā€™re getting coffee.
Also
Why is Hobi hyung but you REFUSE TO
CALL ME HYUNG
Mochi_Moves:
ĀÆ\_(惄)_/ĀÆ
Meet me at the campus cafe at 10?
SUGA:
Yeah. Sounds good.
Chat With Mochi_Moves
2015.11.25
13:00
SUGA:
Hey
Heyyy
Heyyyyyyy
Jimin
Ji
Min
Mochi_Moves:
Mint Yoongi?
Hi!
What
What is it?
SUGA:
Did I leave my composition notebook
at your place? I canā€™t find it
And Iā€™m honestly freaking out
Iā€™m gonna have a panic attack
All my songs are in there
And some stuff I donā€™t want people
poking around in
Mochi_Moves:
Give me just a second, Iā€™m walking back to my room
Iā€™m almost there
SUGA:
Fuckkkkk
Okay
Itā€™s okay
Mochi_Moves:
Oh goodness
Uh
I found it!
I caught Taehyung holding it, but I donā€™t think he read anything
Iā€™ve never lurched at him so quickly
Do you want me to drop it off?
c:
SUGA:
Yes <3
Ew
That heart was so entirely
A you thing
Mochi_Moves:
Aw c:
Youā€™re sending hearts now
SUGA:
Did it make yours go bangya bangya
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Mochi_Moves:
Just a little
c:
SUGA:
Thatā€™s fucking gay wow
Mochi_Moves:
Iā€™ll safely return your notebook now!
Iā€™ll guard it with my life
And I wonā€™t read anything
I promise
<3
SUGA:
Jimin
Youā€™re a true hero
I might end up composing that song for
you if you donā€™t watch out.
Mochi_Moves:
You want to go to the next base already?
wow
Iā€™m impressed
SUGA:
Donā€™t get your hopes up, sweetie
My emotional capacity is that of a
teaspoon.
Mochi_Moves:
If you triple the recipe, youā€™ll get a tablespoon
I just gotta triple my love
And your emotional capacity will go up
c:
SUGA:
Which girl group sang that
Bc thatā€™s what you sound like
Itā€™s pretty gay.
Mochi_Moves:
I live with a gay roommate,
I learn a lot of gay things from him
Now open up Mint Yoongi
Iā€™m outside
SUGA:
I would yell @ you for not calling me hyung
But i want my damn notebook.
Iā€™m coming.
Chat With Mochi_Moves
2015.11.27
02:50
Mochi_Moves:
Mint Yoondi
Min
T
Yonff
Ccd:
SUGA:
Wha
Are you drunk?
Mochi_Moves:
Yeff
Yessd
So muffh soju
Whaff aru yo u ding
SUGA:
Where are you?
Are you safe?
Mochi_Moves:
I jusf go t home
Tae t ae passef out
I wasa bored
And mussed u
SUGA:
You saw me like 7 hours ago
Mochi_Moves:
Oghmygo
Ohmydo
That wascd so lo ng ago
::(
SUGA:
Jimin
You should drink water and go to sleep
Please
For your health
Mochi_Moves:
Im
Im nof tierd
Ill Ā dinrk wahter though
Aru you still u p wrintinh musi
C
???/
SUGA:
As usual.
Mochi_Moves:
WHAt isi it about this tim e/?
SUGA:
My first love.
Mochi_Moves:
Fird love?
I neve r heARd anything abo ut your love life
Didi somethin rly happen to make u
An emo grunge bo y?
Can you ttell me about it??
SUGA:
Not when youā€™re drunk.
Ask me when youā€™re sober.
Mochi_Moves:
Ehehhehfdhe
You sitll won t share about yourself :c
I thoght we were best gay pals
I thoufht we got close enough to talk abuot these kind
Of things
SUGA:
Your hangover is gonna be nasty.
How about
I come over in the morning, bring some fire ramen
And tell you about me.
I just donā€™t want you to forget the conversation.
Mochi_Moves:
Wooooooooooow
minT yoon gi
The sweetest man
Fire ranen sounds
fantatiiiiiiifc
SUGA:
You bet your ass Iā€™m the sweetest man
Iā€™ll fuck up anyone who says otherwise.
Mochi_Moves:
Sweet as suga r
c:
SUGA:
Damn right i am
Mochi_Moves:
<3/
Chat With The.V.Zone
2015.11.29
15:00
The.V.Zone:
Lstn Yoongz
I saw your notebook
SUGA:
I figured you werenā€™t above snooping in my shit
Trying to figure me out
Or whatever.
The.V.Zone:
I was nvr a fan of you in the first place
Ill b honest
SUGA:
Understandable.
I used to find you unbearably obnoxious
The.V.Zone
I donā€™ā€™t kno what my Chim has goin on in his head
But heā€™s all ovr u these days
And im gttn weird vibes
I dnt feel comfortable with this situation
Bck off a little
Chim is a sensitive soul
I donā€™t want any1 hurting him
SUGA:
Just curious, but what did you read
The.V.Zone
Smthn abt ur first love
SUGA:
Ah.
Thatā€™s uh,
I wrote that about my piano
The.V.Zone
Wut.
SUGA:
Look, my family situation was kinda
Eh
It wasnā€™t great
So I played piano and wrote music
And well
I fell in love with it.
I think itā€™s the only thing Iā€™ve ever loved.
The.V.Zone:
ā€¦
weLL WHY DIDNT U JUST SAY SO
LOOK @ U
A SOFT EMO BOY FALLIN IN LUV
WITH A
PIANo
Wow u r so gay
SUGA:
My name is literally sugar, why are you all
so surprised to find out iā€™m nice?
The.V.Zone:
U always look rly grumpy
Like ur ready 2 kill someone
I dnt want my Chim around a murderer
SUGA:
Itā€™s call resting bitch face and Iā€™m sorry it
bothers you.
Jimin is a dear friend to me. I would never
do anything to hurt him.
The.V.Zone:
Well
If u say so
THEN BY ALL MEANS FEEL FREE 2 CUM OVR ANYTIME
But im not kiddin bout backing off
Chims mine
Furever
SUGA:
Wait, are you harbouring romantic
feelings for Jimin?
The.V.Zone:
Am i
Am i harborinfdsf
LMMAAAAAAAAOO
Ohmyg o d
Hyung
Ur so funny
Im crying
Oh dear god no
Im happily taken
But ty for ur concern
SUGA:
See, we donā€™t talk so I donā€™t know these
things about you.
Donā€™t worry
You still and will forever remain Jiminā€™s #1
The.V.Zone:
Good
But wait
What abt u
R u harboring feelings for my Chim??
SUGA:
ā€¦
I liked it better when we werenā€™t talking
The.V.Zone
Oh
O h
OH
I liked it better when we werenā€™t talking too.
BUT 2 LATE 4 THAT
SPILL THE JUICES
I WONT TELL I PROMISE
SUGA:
Every single fiber of my being tells me that
that is a lie
The.V.Zone:
:)
U dont kno me
SUGA:
Yeah thatā€™s the problem
The.V.Zone:
Okay
Rmbr Jiminā€™s recent performance?
U 2 sick with the flu
And cldnt go
SUGA:
:/ I still feel bad about that.
He was so excited for me to watch.
The.V.Zone
Well
I hve pics
V good pics
If u tell me ill send them 2 u
U wont regret
:) :)
SUGA:
You know, I might have misjudged you, Kim Taehyung.
I apologize for that.
The.V.Zone:
U r forgiven
SUGA:
Well. I havenā€™t told anyone this
but
I have
emotions
regarding a certain person
named
Park Jimin.
The.V.Zone:
*sigh*
Some1 in luv
With my Chim
SUGA:
You throw the word ā€œloveā€ out so easily
Iā€™ve only known him personally for like 2 weeks
The.V.Zone:
Gr8 point
Thats why ur perfct 4 him
An intellectual
Iā€™ll deliver what i promised
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Cherish these with ur lyfe
Regrettin that flu yet?
SUGA:
Holy shit
Iā€™m gay
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tmhollandx-blog Ā· 6 years ago
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all the texts pls
Send ā€œāœ†ā€ for a MORNING text.Ā 
[ text ] morning fuckhead rmbr that time u broke my nose
Send ā€œāœ‰ā€ for a text that WASNā€™T SENT.Ā 
[ text ] u intimidate the FUCK outta me
Send ā€œā˜Žā€ for a RUSHED text.Ā 
[ text ] BRB I SEE A DOG IN THE WINDOW OF THIS STORE SO NOW I HAVE TO GO IN AND PLAY WITH IT
Send ā€œā‡ā€ for a DRUNK text.
[ text ] immmma just off Ā a building into,,,,,,,,, a trampoline,,,,,, into a pool
Send ā€œāœæā€ for a SUGGESTIVE text.Ā 
[ text ] sooooo, tonight this han doesnt want to fly solo, wanna come over?
Send ā€œĆøā€ for a LATE NIGHT text.
[ text ] i hope aliens kidnap me, i have so many questions
Send ā€œāœ˜ā€ for a HATEFUL text.
[ text ] NO OFFENSE BUT I HATE KYLO REN WHAT AN IMMATURE SELFISH DOUCHEBAG
Send ā€œ#ā€ for a RANDOM text.
[ text ] you ever eat something and youā€™re likeĀ ā€œgod damn this is the best thing thatā€™s ever happened to meā€
Send ā€œ@ā€ for a SCARED text.
[ text ] i think i might have just broken the law unironically and now i feel like crying
Send ā€œ&ā€ for a LOVING text.
[ text ] canā€™t wait to do press with you asshat
Send ā€œ%ā€ for a CURIOUS text.
[ text ] what was carrie fisher like?
Send ā€œćƒ„ā€ for an EXCITED text.
[ text ] IM GETTING ICE CREAM FOR DINNER AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME OTHER THAN MYSELF EXCEPT I WONT STOP MYSELF ILL JUST REGRET IT IN THE MORNING AND OVER PUSH MYSELF IN THE GYM
Send ā€œ$ā€ for an ACCIDENTAL text.
[ text ] you ever think people only want to meet us on the street to get closer to rdj?Ā 
[ text ] LMFAO sorry that was for someone relevant aka ANYONE in the mcu
Send ā€œā™€ā€ for a HEARTBREAKING text.Ā 
[ text ] manchee
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pluckyredhead Ā· 8 years ago
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Daredevil 101: Born Again, Part 2
Last time I covered the first three issues of Frank Miller and David Mazzucchelliā€™s ā€œBorn Again.ā€ Now itā€™s time for the second half of the story, which...honestly is kind of a mess. Oh well!
When last we left our hero, he had suffered a complete mental and physical collapse after losing his home, savings, girlfriend, and legal license due to Fiskā€™s maneuverings. He would have died were it not for the timely intervention of a mysterious nun, who brought him back to her church and nursed him back to health.
Meanwhile, Karen, still fleeing Fiskā€™s assassins, hooks up with a guy traveling to New York and trades him sexual favors for transportation and coke. Mattā€™s AWOL, what with his house blowing up and all, but she gets in touch with Foggy:
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FOGGY COULDNā€™T KEEP MATT SAFE BUT HEā€™S SURE AS HELL GONNA KEEP KAREN SAFE. <3 <3 <3
Meanwhile, Matt slowly recuperates under the nunsā€™ care:
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Matt connects Maggie with the mysterious nun who visited him as a child and realizes that sheā€™s his mother. Though thereā€™s never a scene where sheā€™s likeĀ ā€œOkay I lied Iā€™m your mom,ā€ after this itā€™s basically just out in the open between them (though she doesnā€™t appear very frequently).
Also, Matt with a full beard is [fire emoji]Ā [fire emoji]Ā [fire emoji]
Matt has work to do, so he puts his filthy garbage-bed clothes back on and checks in on his supporting cast. Ben has killed his story revealing that Matt was framed out of fear, but he eventually decides he needs to publish it. However, as soon as he attempts to, Nurse Lois tries to kill Doris:
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Yes, thatā€™s Mattā€™s arm coming in to knock Lois out in the bottom panel - heā€™s been following Ben. He hides in another room while Ben gets Doris down and then realizes heā€™s been saved - and Benā€™s savvy, so he knows right away by whom.
Meanwhile, some of Fiskā€™s heavies have been trying to get Melvin Potter to make a replica Daredevil suit as part of a convoluted plot to draw Matt out of hiding. Melvinā€™s not sure what to do, so he calls Ben:
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Benā€™s even more terrified to talk now, of course.
Matt visits Melvin and tells him to make the suit - heā€™ll make sure no one gets hurt. (Like 10 people wind up dying. Great job, Matt.)
And hereā€™s where everything converges: Karenā€™s ex-ā€œboyfriendā€ tracks her to Foggyā€™s apartment to get her back. Meanwhile, Fisk has broken a violently insane criminal (again, this story isnā€™t the greatest with mental illness) out of an asylum and furnished him with a Daredevil suit. The idea is for him to brutally murder Foggy and thus discredit Daredevil as well as Matt, while simultaneously taking away one of Mattā€™s few remaining connections.
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One thing I appreciate about the way Mazzucchelli draws Karen in this - and itā€™s ridiculous that I have to note this, but itā€™s comics - is that sheā€™s never sexualized. Sheā€™s a porn actress and sort of an unofficial prostitute, but sheā€™s never drawn to lookĀ ā€œsexy.ā€ She looks ill and malnourished and terrified all the time, because she is. Too many artists would have taken this as an opportunity to put her in fishnets; Mazz draws her like sheā€™s dying.
(Thatā€™s Wesley driving the car in the bottom panel, btw. I think he might die in this scene? Almost everyone dies.)
Anyway, Foggy calls the cops, but Karen, desperate to save him, hits him over the head with a lamp to knock him out and goes downstairs to meet Paulo. Theyā€™re attacked by Fiskā€™s hitmen, who have been told to kill anyone who emerges from the building. The cops whoā€™ve arrived on the scene fire back, as does Paulo, and the fake Daredevil starts for Foggyā€™s apartment.
And then Matt, whoā€™s been following Wesley and the fake Daredevil since they picked up the suit at Melvinā€™s, steps in:
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Matt has a hell of a memory for smells, apparently.
Anyway, the hitmen and the cops and Paulo all take each other out, going down in a hail of bullets, and Matt and Karen race into each otherā€™s arms:
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What a gorgeous page! What a beautiful catharsis! Itā€™s not at all marred by the fact that Matt should honestly be totally baffledĀ by Karenā€™s sudden presence there. Seriously, it works so well emotionally even though it doesnā€™t quite work logically.
And, well...the story should end there, honestly, but we have two more issues to go, and hereā€™s where it kind of falls apart. Mattā€™s relatively okay again, so is Karen, theyā€™re reunited, the threats are gone...we should be done, right? But weā€™re not.
We start with another beautiful splash page in bed, but this oneā€™s very different:
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Karenā€™s confession and Mattā€™s forgiveness happen off-panel, described in the narration boxes here, and Mattā€™s response is basicallyĀ ā€œEh, no worries,ā€ which...like. I love Karen. I love Matt and Karen together. But she sold his deepest secret for a fixĀ and left him disbarred and homeless. He nearly died! She and Foggy and Ben and Doris nearly died! Glori and Maggie will nearly die! Dozens of other people have died and will die before this story is over! Itā€™s lovely that Matt forgives her but considering the grudge he bears for Foggy after all of this for...undisclosed crimes??? itā€™s a little pat.
Also pat: Matt appears to basically hug Karen through withdrawal. I appreciate how raw and painful the art makes it look, and how steady and loving he is, but hereā€™s where the timeline gets slippery, and makes you wonder about the earlier timeline. How long was Matt out of it? How long did it take Karen to drive from an undisclosed location in the enormous country of Mexico to New York City? How long does her recovery take? Part of what makes the first three issues of the story work so well is that theyā€™re so rapid-fire and claustrophic, with both time and space compressed to tiny ranges. You give it too much room to breathe and the reader starts goingĀ ā€œWait. Itā€™s not over? HowĀ much more is left?ā€
Anyway, Foggy, bless his soul, is still trying to clear Mattā€™s name, and so is Ben:
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This always reminds me of that meme where Person A is complaining loudly about Person B while dropping dozens of photos of them. Seriously, though, why do you have those glossy Harrison Ford-looking 8 x 10s of Matt in your briefcase, Foggy?
Honestly Foggyā€™s emotional reaction here doesnā€™t make a tonĀ of sense, when you look at the events: 1. Mattā€™s apartment gets blown up while Matt is in serious legal and financial trouble. 2. Matt disappears for...weeks? Months? Unclear. 3. Karen shows up with a drug addiction and an abusive boyfriend. 4. Karen knocks Foggy out. 5. Foggy wakes up to find Karen gone and like eight people dead in the street outside his house, including said abusive boyfriend. CONCLUSION: Work on Mattā€™s appeal? FOGGY. WHAT.
ā€œMattā€™s always been kind of high strung.ā€ brb dying
Ben thinks Gloriā€™s got what it takes to work for the Bugle, so he takes her with him to talk to Nurse Lois, now in jail for her attempt on Dorisā€™s life. However, one of the other reporters is a plant by Fisk, there to kill her before she can testify against Fisk:
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Lois is killed, but Ben saves Glori. Theyā€™re both pretty shaken up by it, but theyā€™ve got some damning evidence now.
Meanwhile, Matt is working as a short order cook at a Hellā€™s Kitchen diner.
Yes, really:
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HILARIOUS but also, how much time has passed here? This is too much downtime, it doesnā€™t work.
Fisk, enraged by Mattā€™s continued ability to evade him and stay off the grid, plays his final card: he calls inĀ ā€œNuke,ā€ a deranged super soldier whose violent killing moods are triggered by red pills. (This is who Simpson from Jessica Jones is based on, btw.) Nuke, convinced heā€™s back in Vietnam, starts shooting up Hellā€™s Kitchen:
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Matt changes to Daredevil and just barely manages to take Nuke down, but then the Avengers show up:
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This is great art, but you see what I mean? Now this is a story about the toll Vietnam took on young American men? (I mean, Millerā€™s a baby boomer, everything he writes is a little bit about that, but still.) Thereā€™s a super soldier blowing up the Kitchen? The Avengers are here? TOO MUCH, FRANK. I get that whatā€™s happening here is that Fisk loses his temper and allows his perfect, subtle trap to fall apart as he attempts to swat a fly with a sledgehammer, but narratively it just feels like an excellent four-issue arc with a weird two-issue coda that shares none of the same themes.
Thatā€™s Glori in Steveā€™s arms, btw. She and Karen are both injured (but fine) and taken to Maggieā€™s church where their boyfriends can fuss over them:
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This really isnā€™t a significant page but I couldnā€™t bring myself to cut Mattā€™s little smile there as Foggy rushes past him (presumably whileĀ ā€œThe Way We Wereā€ plays in his mind - actually, he looks downright Redfordian there). IDK why Mattā€™s likeĀ ā€œAlas, Foggy and I are No Moreā€ - itā€™s another emotional note that doesnā€™t make a whole lot of sense.
Meanwhile, Steve decides to investigate this whole Nuke thing and discovers that he was an attempt to replicate Captain America, of course. Again, see what I mean? Why is Steve a point of view character, suddenly? Why is this about a military conspiracy? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CLAUSTROPHIC GRITTY NOIR?
Nuke breaks out and attacks Hellā€™s Kitchen again. The military deploys soldiers to stop him this time, and despite Steve and Matt trying to subdue Nuke non-fatally, one of the soldiers shoots him. Matt desperately tries to get Nuke to medical help before he dies so that he can testify:
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No dice. Nuke dies...but his body is still evidence, so Matt takes it to someone who can do something about it:
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The religious themes are mostly gone by now, but note that Nuke is in an inverted version of Mattā€™s pose from the beginning of #4. Matt was miraculously alive, though, while Nuke...well.
With this, plus Gloriā€™s photos from Rikers and from Nukeā€™s attack on Hellā€™s Kitchen, Fiskā€™s empire starts to crumble:
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He doesnā€™t go to jail, but his veneer of respectability is gone, and he becomes the most famous criminal in America. As appearances are very important to Fisk, heā€™s furious. His only consolation is that Matt must be equally miserable.
...Or is he?
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Aw, theyā€™re in love. There are still many threads left untied, mostly having to do with how Matt and Karen are unemployed and squatting in a Hellā€™s Kitchen tenement, but look how happy they are! Letā€™s call this a happy ending. Daredevil doesnā€™t get very many of them.
And that, my friends, is Born Again. Next up: Ann Nocenti and Typhoid Mary!
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