#IF I WAS A DUNGEON LORD I WOULD DEFEAT THE DEMON BC MY ONLY DESIRE WOULD BE TO FUCK IT AND DESPIRE ALL THE SEX
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youre on your winged lion Shit right now so i thought it would be funny to mention that one of my dungeon meshi ocs is actually a product between the demon and a Mortal because the mortal’s desire was to get Freaky. you MIGHT be my ocs father
WVEJVEJER WAIT A FUCKINF MINUTE I NEED TO SEE THIS OC IM CRYINF???
Me and the fucking Lion going on the Maury show and fighting after I said I wasn’t gonna pay child support (bros mad.)
#LITERALLT ITS A RUNNING GAG W ME AND MY BESTIE THAT LIKE#IF I WAS A DUNGEON LORD I WOULD DEFEAT THE DEMON BC MY ONLY DESIRE WOULD BE TO FUCK IT AND DESPIRE ALL THE SEX#THAT DESIRE SOMEHOW NEVER DISSAPEARS#me: babe wake up! It’s 4 pm time for your daily milking! Winged lion: :( okay…#he thinks he’s the manipulative bf in this scenario. WRONG.#suck my ask
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Yesterday i spoke about Copper, so it's only right if today i speak about Koshka. Unlike Copper, Koshka has a way more lore focused story so i will try to mention just the most important parts so this isn't too long.
Just like yesterday let's start from the basics. Who is Koshka? Well, Koshka is a young man living in Russia with the objective to become a god. He originally was planned to be an artist but this got quickly forgotten bc ai back then did what it wanted. He has no parents and was living with a priest named Father Féval. This was the same man who taught Koshka how to kill demons and *mumbles* possibly doomed his whole life, but let's not speak ill of the death!
So yes, so far, story started with Koshka becoming a demon hunter, how cool right? Well, yes and no. Because what koshka did was pretty much just... Genocide. He more than once interrupted demons that were doing nothing harmful only to kill them one by one. Of course it's important to mention koshka was like 16 or 17 at the beginning of his journey, which just makes Father Féval look like an asshole for making this orphan into a killing machine, but oh well!
Demons weren't the only thing Koshka killed though, oh no they weren't, he also made trolls go extinct because one troll beat up and humillated him! Which is a, well, disproportionate retribution to say the least, but hey! He did let one live though! But just because it was half elf :)
This event regarding the troll however did lead, accidentally, to another mayor event, which was the destruction of Koshka's village. A fire sage was commanded to do so because the people in that village had turned evil, which looking back at might have been true. Especially since after having this chat he went to kill the trolls.
His demon genocide however got him far though! One of his biggest achivements was to defeat the demon lord, the whole reason he started training with Father Féval. Unfortunately, the fight was anti climatic to say the least, perhaps even sad. The demon lord barely even tried to fight back, he was just there in his chamber chilling when this kid came rushing screaming he was going to kill him. And when Koshka did, everyone was just horrified.
But this was only the start of Koshka's journey. We would have to stay here the entire day just to mention every mayor event in his life, or every wound he has suffered, like the multiple shots, stabs and cuts in his body, or the time he got hit in the face with a fireball. So let's just break down his personality!
Koshka has been through a lot of character development, i believe he's around 23 years old in the current story, and he went from being a quite violent man to somewhat of a coward. But you can't really blame him for this, after being tortured and humillated so many times (and believe me, it happened a LOT) you eventually lose your will and desire to fight. Back then however he loved killing and destroying and maiming, but he was just a kid man.
Another thing about Koshka that never changed is how emotional he is. Obviously he has some issues controlling his anger, but this man is far from being the stoic anti hero, nah, he cries a LOT, he cannot fucking deal with how shitty his life got to be. He also lost many friends (either because they died or because they just had to go) and every single time this hurt him deeply.
But that's enough about the sad life information of Koshka, let's focus on something better, like his appearance! Unlike Copper, i actually have a vague mental image of how he might look like, mildly short, pale, tired eyes, body full of scars, blonde, and i like to think he had shoulder long hair when he was young! (When he grew up he cut it as a way to sort of, i don't know, let the past go). Now, some trivia about this war criminal! 🥰
Koshka got his name after i asked Blood for a name and he answered "cat". If you Google, Koshka means cat in Russian. This unfortunately caused people in game to keep thinking Koshka was a woman, since that name (if it's even a name) is female.
Koshka very early in the story beat up a kid. This had no repercussions nor motive, and it was in fact not even my fault. However i still think the random outburst of uncalled brutally was very funny.
Koshka exists since 2019 making him perhaps my oldest AI Dungeon character.
Koshka has never once in this story shown attraction for a woman (some ladies have kissed him but he never had any say on the matter) so i like to think he's gay.
Koshka once claimed being called John Smith
In order to justify my dislexia i will say Koshka is dislexic as well, since he canonically forgot about his companion, Trelik, and went to check on a stranger at the hospital with a similar, Trilek.
#luly talks#oc rambles#Koshka is way sadder than copper#but i love my boy#i will talk someday about his companions too bc god believe me there were a LOT
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