#IF I COULD SLEEP I WOULD BE OUT COLD EVERY TIME I HEARD LADY ETHEL MALLORY'S VOICE

[a-vibing-potato]

Jesus Christ, episode 80 of HFTH was a rollercoaster

Percy and Diggory's romance in the first story made me remember why I fell in love with them in the first place and how at the beginning of this podcast they were my favorite characters. They are both so sweet and deserve the best and good god someone better start taking care of Diggory because they do not since they're so focused on taking care of everyone else and not themself.

"I just wanted to spend some time with you." I just want someone to care about me the way Diggory cares about Percy <3

"Yeah, I have anxiety too." (Same Percy, same lol. But I was so happy when he said it was better lately. So happy :D)

But overall the ROMANCEEEEE I could not deal with, it's too cute oh my goshhhhh. Diggory comforting Percy, Diggory's hand in Percy's hair, etc. But I can't wait until Percy finally starts caring more for Diggory back. Diggory deserves it.

OH AND THE "I love you" "I love you too" WE FINALLY GOT IT YES. I don't remember if they've both said I love you yet, but I come from the Magnus Archives fandom where we count our little romance blessings (fabric rustles, my beloved).

Second story:

The first conversation went in thirty different directions but I love it.

“We are being pursued,” said Diggory. (Dude, and they say it so casually I love them)

“Maybe they’re just a friendly motorcycle gang,” Percy whispered.

"I uSeD tO bE iN A LesBiAn BiKEr GanG." (Valerie, you are just like your daughter and I love you for it, but not the time.)

Other Riot asking "Why does something bad happen to you guys every day?" was literally me when I started this podcast. I was like goddamn.

Then a little later: "How equipped are we to fight thirty to forty bikers?"

"Have you seen Diggory?" (Yes, my beloved Mx. Knifehands)

"Have you seen me?" (Olivier, I love you <3 you've really grown on me these several episodes and I really didn't care what happened to you for the longest time but now, gosh what an icon)

"We'Re nOT bUyiNg AnY gIRl ScoUt CoOkiEs" (Valerie, once again, I love you)

But I swear, the dialogue for my RV family, I'm in love with every time. They are so chaotic <3. I could talk about twenty billion more lines but I'll contain myself.

"Professional" thoughts though (as professional as I get anyway), they're having dinner with the Count. The Count that Yaretzi knew? Because if so, Yikes.

ALSO: The TENSION between Riot and Olivier, they won't look each other in the eyes, the half-playful fighting about if vampires are real, BUT THEN OLIVER SITS NEXT TO RIOT AT THE DINNER (and in the episode it's just like, yeah, all the other characters just sat down. They were also there I guess.) Are we shipping right now or what? Actual question for myself, I'm worried I'm jumping the gun but afraid for spoilersss.

AND WE GOT MORT. I was blessed this episode :)

Mort and Barb having an actual serious conversation and we find out about Barb's traumatic past (what is it with the demons and the trust issues? Barb and Polly have both brought it up at different points to Mort how 'everyone will leave eventually, don't get attached, etc.'? Like what's the deal? Everyone in this podcast has trust issues if I'm honest but what in the world???)

And then we found Polly's severed hand and the vibes were ruined :)))))

[i-see-you-now-you-see-me]

Hey hey! As promised, here is the first chapter of the new story.

Two Worlds- the Flame of Love

(to the people who are interested and who haven’t heard a song from Taemin, with the same name, I fell in love with that song when it first came out, so hopefully he won’t mind me taking the title for a story :D)

Pairing: (for now) BTS member Kim X x Reader

Word count: 1480

Story line: The adventures of a girl, who unexpectedly goes after her friend in a portal, but lands in a different place with a different task in hand. Will she succeed in finding her friend/ or will she be stuck there forever?

In this chapter: Flashback from BTS fan sign that you attend with your friends, and a brief description of where you are...

Y/N - your name

Y/A - your age

Y/F/N - your friends name

Warnings: none in this chapter, future angst, mature content, etc.

attaching a gif with the Kim line, who do you think will be the main character?

*** Chapter 1 ***

This was never planned. You, following your friend into the unknown and going to a different universe, wasn’t planned either.

The first thing you remembered was the pain.

It started from the tips of your toes, going through your body in tremors, that shook you to the bone. You were cold and tired, without a chance of survival.

Someone kept touching your face, and speaking to you, but you were to weak to respond. You didn’t even move a finger; the pain was too much.

The first sound that made you realize, that you were not dead- was the birds chirping outside. Signaling of a new day, that had arrived.

-Is she awake, my dear? – a voice spoke, and you tried to get your eyes to open.

-I think she is moving, mom, she was whispering in her sleep, - the young girl spoke to her mother.

-Ethel, stop talking nonsense, she would have opened her eyes then, if she was awake.

And with that your eyes popped open.

You screamed. Ethel screamed. And the elderly woman stared at awe.

-Are you alright, - she went to you straight away, - can you speak?

-Wh…, - you started, but choked, since your throat was dry, Ethel was quick to pass you water and you drank it, - thank you… where am I?

-We found you by the river, dear, it is not far from our village, - the woman spoke, - we heard a loud noise, and then there was you.

-Where are we? – you asked.

-Well, for starters, you are in the territory of Downhill village, in the Kingdom of Flames, run by the young prince Kim…

She was stopped by loud banging noise coming from outside.

-Ethel, dear, can you open the door, please? – the younger girl went to open the door, just to be greeted by neighbors.

-Morning, - one of them spoke, - the poster is up! The celebration takes place next week, prince Kim will celebrate his 150th anniversary of reigning this kingdom.

You sat up even more, listening to what they were talking about. Prince Kim? Who is that? A prince? In our days- no way. The woman had told you that you are in a kingdom. Where the heck where you?

You remembered the events that had taken place in the fan sign.

*flashback- BTS Fan sign event*

-Y/N, think about the moment you’ll see them, - one of your best friends said and patted your shoulder. – I hope Namjoon will look sexy, so I can remember him like this. I swear one of those days I will marry that guy…

You both burst out laughing.

-I am dead serious, I will kidnap him, I just need a bag and a strong rope, and then I am ready to go, - she looked even more serious while she talked.

The event took a bad turn when… a lightning strike happened in the middle of the supermarket.

The table, where BTS sat down, flew up in the air, making Jin scream like a woman, and the rest of the guys all holding to each other.

Then everything felt like in slow motion.

Your friend called out your name, holding onto your arm, and pointing to where the light came from. Security seemed to be stuck, and you noticed that no one could move, and a magical dome came over all of the fans that were inside.

You held your hands together, both your friends looking around to see what was happening, and then there it was. The portal opened and a figure stepped through. BTS guys looked stunned, another Park Jimin was looking directly at BTS Jimin and smirked. Then he turned around, and more than ten other people came from the portal as well, dressed up as, well - ninjas, all in black clothing.

Fans were shocked, when in their front stood not one, but two Park Jimin’s looking almost exactly the same, and unexpectedly it seemed like he was staring at all three of you, his eyes flashing to different colors from all the magic he possesses.

-Hello there, humans, - Jimin spoke, and a handful of ninjas went over to BTS and trapped them with their weapons, - I suggest you don’t move, and do as I say.

And then…

-I am looking for a young lady, Y/F/A years of age, - he started walking around, slowly getting off the makeshift stage, people separating as he walked pass.

He stalked forward, and your friends grabbed stronger onto each other’s arms, but stopped, when Jimin stood right in front of all of you.

The air felt thick and heavy around you, and the time seemed to have stopped completely.

-Let me show you a glimpse of your future, - he said looking directly into your friend’s eyes.

The next thing you remember was running as fast as you could, after Park Jimin, who had taken your best friend, jumping into the unknown, hoping to save her, even if it meant dying. You would die for your friends anytime, you were prepared.

Except that the universe had a different plan for you, you got thrust into the wormhole, but kicked out on the other side, landing with a loud thud, and your vision going black.

*Flashback ends*

-Who is that? – the neighbor’s kept creeping inside to look at you.

-She’s a family friend from a distant village, - the older woman lied. The unanswered questions, which she didn’t need at this time, would have to wait another day to be solved.

-The prince will celebrate? – the older woman snickered, - cause we all are so happy, since he’s been sat at the throne…

You could feel the bitterness in her voice.

Truth to be told prince Kim was unbeatable in any way. Perfect in martial arts and archery, he was a deadly opponent to who ever stood in his way or dared to come across him.

He was not a forgivable person, he would remember what you had said, all in small detail, you wouldn’t think, he would remember- you are wrong. 100 years after that and he would still hold a grudge against the words that were spoken.

His staff members were afraid of him, and so were all the village people, one wrong move and you could be hanged, or your head/arm would be chopped of and put on a wooden poke for everyone to see, what happens when you disobey prince Kim.

But a celebration was still a celebration, even if it meant, that every single person had to attend this “lame” event, the food and drinks will be for free, and another chance for everyone to wear their best clothing will be a must.

Every person is accounted for.

Well, was…

-What about your “family member”? – another neighbor bickered.

-We will see the council today and write her down in the register, - Ethel spoke. She might have been quite young, but she was a smart girl. – off you go.

When the doors were closed, the older woman approached you once more.

-How are you feeling? – she touched your forehead.

-Why did you lie for me? – you asked.

-Well, - she breathed in, - when we saw your clothing, we knew you were not from around here, not from anywhere we would know, but you were alive, and we couldn’t let you die…

You thanked her for her kindness, your tears meant more than words.

-I.. – you spoke through sobs, - followed my friend through this portal, because I need to save her, she might be in great danger. Did you see anyone else?

-No, dearie, you were the only one.

-How is it possible?

Ethel looked at you with concern, so she spoke up.

-You might have gone to a different place, where I learn, the Magistrate told us, that there are other universes and places that we don’t know exist, and that there might be someone living there, who would look like us and speak like us… I think you are from a different universe.

-How would you know that?

-Village Magistrate is a wise man, - Ethel continued, - he teaches all his students about the past, about the present, and things that can be seen in the future. But we cannot tell him about you.

Ethel was serious. She didn’t know you, but she felt a pull towards you, as towards an older sister which she never had. You took her hands in yours.

-Thank you.

-Well then, before I see the magistrate, I will need to know your name and age.

-My name is Y/N, and I am Y/A old.

-I should be back soon, - with that the older woman left the house and you were once again left with your own thoughts, Ethel was by your side, giving you a company that you needed.

***

The ending of the first chapter. I know it’s just intro, but share your love, will update asap.

Thank you!