#ICantSwim

[babygirlregulus18]

wish i could swim 

-regulus

[teddydrawshockey]

I said, “maybe no more horses,” after Sid.

But southern Jars just needed a horse.

@icantswim-03

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Twink!Luke Masterlist

Apophyllite (ao3) - Icantswim Luke/Ashton M, 2k

Summary: The paint is supposed to go where? 

Domesticated Erotica: Luke’s Hobby (ao3) - twinkylukey Luke/Ashton E, 1k

Summary: Basically, Luke likes those hetero erotic romance novels and Ashton thinks it’s cute. 

If You Never Shoot, You'll Never Know (ao3) - flowercrownmikey Michael/Luke M, 15k

Summary: Luke hates being called 'twink' and it turns out that Michael refusing to stop calling him it is probably the best thing that's ever happened to him.

Lust (ao3) - K_CALM_N Luke/Ashton E, 37k

Summary: Ashton wants to take away Luke’s innocence and practically jumps at the chance to get his hands on him.

My Baby Wears Shades of Pink (ao3) - twinkylukey Luke/Ashton E, 1k

Summary: Ashton now owns the Playboy mansion. Luke is the only male bunny, and the only one that suits his needs.

Pom-Pom Waving Queen (ao3) - twinkylukey Luke/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: Luke is a popular cheerleader; Ashton is a popular football player. They’re the perfect match for each other.

Roses in My Hair (ao3) -twinkylukey Luke/Ashton E, 1k

Summary: I think that Luke looks like Angela from American Beauty, so this is inspired by her…not the whole movie.

thursdays (ao3) - orphan_account OT4 NR, 9k

Summary: or the one where Calum isn't allowed to cum on Thursdays, so Ashton makes him dance with other men in the club to test his limits.

we're all in this together (ao3) - cliffakitten OT4 M, 4k

Summary: “Jesus, what took you so long? Were you having a wank in there or what?” Michael laughs when Luke finally comes back into Ashton's garage, his cheeks heating up as Michael and Calum laugh.

That was how it started. One comment. One sexually inexperienced blonde boy. One too many blushes. And one observant band mate.

White Lines, Pretty Daddy Golden Skin (ao3) -twinkylukey Luke/Ashton E, 3k

Summary: Sugar Daddy Ashton and twinky, small Luke.

[marrymepickering]

9 people you'd like to know better!

i was tagged by @babygirlkappy so you know who to blame for this rant about my interests

last song: "hey you" by pink floyd. i bought a "the wall" cd for like $7 today and blasted it on my way home

currently watching: im rewatching freaks and geeks for the 2nd time and finishing up footloose (2011)

currently reading: true biz by sara nović and burning down the haus: punk rock, revolution, and the fall of the berlin wall by tim mohr

current obsession: does my drumset count? i feel like it should- im counting it.

if you’ve been tagged already, so sorry, but here we go: @chuckschippedchomper @icantswim-03 @reavenedges-lies @hxllfiresclub @nhldraftbust @shutupptara @qhughes43 @primaryassist @cmacavoy

[freebooter4ever]

#this is so insane

thank you!! :)

also in response to @icantswim-03 :

nooooooooo, this is the only hockey player card i'm making ^_^ sorry! evgeni is just special. thank you for all the compliments!! if you would like a printed version, i do offer prints: freebooter4ever.tumblr.com/prints

Also while i love that people are finding my WIP posts on this, here is the doodle in color:

progress!

[final-darkness]

About Me + This Blog

Me

My name is Liv and I’m a 40 year old dad living in a 19 year old’s body. I have a vast taste in music, but my heart belongs to good old rock. For context, my first concert was the Jonas Brothers (don’t judge I was 6), my latest concert was Luke Combs (also don’t judge, we got to use a company private box), and my favorite concert was an Iron Maiden concert I saw in 2018.

This Blog

Pretty much all about rock/heavy metal/ etc. If you share a favorite band with me, don’t be afraid to let me know and I would love to talk about them! Please no hate on the bands I talk about. If these bands aren’t your thing, that’s fine! Just don’t shit on them on my blog. There might be very brief mentions rpf (real people fiction) on here so look out for that. Also if you’re into rpf for certain rockers, then I suggest you check out my ao3 account (icantswim) I have a few fics from a few years ago if you’re interested!

Some bands that will be included in this blog:

Metallica

Megadeth

Iron Maiden

Queen

Black Sabbath

Guns N Roses

Motley Crue

That’s all! Thanks!!

[jman1913]

A Day To Remember at #MoheganSun on 11.08.2019 in #concert with #IPrevail, #Beartooth, & #ICantSwim. #Rock #HeavyRock #Alternative #MostPit #ADTR @adtr @iprevailband @beartoothband @mohegansun (at Mohegan Sun Casino, Uncasville, CT) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4s3ykghJ7r/?igshid=1uz1rfxbsxdds

[edburt]

To all the swimmers out there,

This may sound weird but what is it like to be able to swim? When summer comes around everyone is always talking bout swimming at the beach and the pool and like, I cant.... really...... do that.........

[morgansplace]

icantswim

[urania-and-the-void]

Trying to do the summer thing. 😬 #gothsummer #icantswim #goth #gothgoth #ughsun

[juanieboii]

🌊🚢🍭 Serving you Sailor on the Good Ship Lollipop realness (📸: @terraverdephoto, 2013) #ICantSwim #AquaticAesthetic #ModelLife #Braces #OldHeadshotDay

[surahlovefaiz]

Bnyak style bnr pose ny ani si Dang @nurasfahanania ku ani 😂😂 #DriverOfTheDay #HusbandLupaRenewDrivingLicense #NasibPagiNdaRoadblokTimeTu #PtgSdhDQlapBruYaSuruhCheck fuhhh #KambangBuluSepanjangKeTembird 😅😅 #HowIf........ #ICantSwim 😹😹 HAHAHAHA (at Bandar Seri Begawan, Brunei) https://www.instagram.com/p/CM8VwA1BBD1gARbYl6Fw-oML-sPRYMuntFohAs0/?igshid=13ebglity62fm

[5sosfanfictioncatalogue]

Co-Workers AU Masterlist

cake topics (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum E, 39k

Summary: Every morning that week, Calum goes back to the bakery, collects his lemon bar, and sets up on the terrace with his laptop.

And every morning that week, he sees the tall guy with off duty model vibes, right around the same time, always carrying his iced coffee, always wearing a leather jacket. Since he’s all the way across the street, Calum doesn’t really get a good look at him beyond basic shapes, so the off duty model thing is based entirely on his build and the fact that he looks sort of effortlessly put together with his leather jacket and casual sneakers.

That’s probably why Calum waves like a maniac and blurts, “Hey buddy!” when he comes face to face with the guy when he’s in line for his lemon bar the following Monday morning.

Jumping before the Gunshot has Gone Off (ao3) - tigerlily_sunshine michael/luke, calum/ashton, luke/louis E, 128k

Summary: (In which Michael’s hated Luke since they met, and Luke’s hated him back—except, somehow, they can’t stop having sex with one another. To make matters worse, Luke is dumb enough to go and fall in love with the man who hates him.)

minute suite dreams (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum M, 10k

Summary: The attendant disappears down the hall, and Luke finally gets a good look at the place he and Calum will be spending the night.

“Oh fuck,” Luke murmurs under his breath, wheeling his suitcase into the space and looking back at Calum apologetically. “It’s, uh. Small.”

Sapphire (ao3) - Icantswim luke/ashton T, 3k

Summary: Part Five of my Lashton One-Shot challenge. Prompt: Coworkers

See the World Hanging Upside Down (ao3) - tigerlily_sunshine ot4 M, 117k

Summary: (In which Ashton pines after Luke, who is already in a relationship, and Luke really wants Ashton to meet Michael and Calum.)

small talk (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum T, 5k

Summary: There are these people in everyone’s life that aren’t really people you know, but they’re also not people you don’t know. Luke has a few of these sorts of uncategorizable acquaintances.

The barista who makes his iced latte every morning, the lady who always sits in the same seat across from him on the train, the guy who gets to work at the same time and shares the elevator with him to the 9th floor.

***

An elevator fic.

takeoffs and landings (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/ashton T, 7k

Summary: It’s been Monday for an entire week. This might sound like an exaggeration. Like something Ashton would say to Calum after a long day at work. But it’s really just Ashton’s life right now.

***

a time loop soulmate au.

There Must Have Been Some Magic (ao3) - Maluminspace michael/ashton G, 4k

Summary: Ashton is the office Grinch and Michael maybe a little too enthusiastic about Christmas.

there’s no need to run and hide (when the world leaves a scar) (ao3) -haveufoundwhaturlookingfor luke/ashton, michael/calum T, 10k

Summary: Luke is a new intern, and he gets along with pretty much everyone he works with. Well, everyone except for Ashton Irwin. Ashton is cold, and doesn’t give him the time of day. Certain events keep on bringing the two together whether they like it or not, and eventually, Luke finds out why Ashton is so cold.

To Fall And To Live, To Adore And To Give - @ashtcnirwin (elivigar) luke/ashton E, 46k

Summary: In which Ashton and Luke spend a week together in a cabin in the Great Smoky Mountains.

two can play that game (but you win me every time) (ao3) - galacticsugar luke/calum T, 10k

Summary: When Calum tells people he works at IKEA, people tend to respond enthusiastically. Some of them joke, did you have to learn Swedish?, or make a crack about the meatballs. Some of them ask how many marriages he’s seen end amongst the aisles. Basically, everyone turns into a comedian the moment Calum mentions his job.

[marrymepickering]

@icantswim-03 @coffee-at-annies @ginsieng

Can one of your explain what this is? If you know, of course.

[captain-myshonok]

Bubble bath time ฅ'ω'ฅ

[ev3rylilthings]

Good morning from 🇹🇭! Going to Koh Larn Island for some water activities today! My virgin experience to trying these sports, wish me luck! I need to conquer them.. #icantswim #afraidofwater Gonna be another long day ahead! https://www.instagram.com/p/BxiuwM3Hm9X/?igshid=8u1icxqgs4uv