#I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often
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mythological-mayhem · 11 months ago
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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9
Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???
Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.
Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????
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