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Aztec Gods Incorrect Quotes 9
Xipe Totec: WHY DO YOU HAVE AN AXE UNDER YOUR BED???
Tezcatlipoca: Because it's safer than having a shotgun.
Xipe Totec: WHAT????????????
#s: Tumblr#aztec mythology#aztec gods#mythology#incorrect quotes#tezcatlipoca#xipe totec#oh honey that's not even the most disturbing thing he has under his bed#*not even the most disturbing non-living thing#yes I needed to add that#do not ask why#the god of night does not share secrets#I've been shitposting about Aztec mythology more often#and it makes me so HAPPY#I fucking LOVE this mythology
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