#I'm weeeeeeeak

[just-absolutely-super]

Hero crack

Lan got home late after Mayl's confession and their date

Mega, very smug

Mega: where have you been? It's very late you know

Lan: with Mayl

Mega: is that all? Hmmm

Lan: weren't you supposed to be with Roll or something

Mega: I was, now I am here. So spill it!

Lan: no idea what you're talking about?

Mega: come on Lan, don't be like that

Lan: you can say this is a punishment for earlier today. Now you'll have to wait for answers

Mega: ugh fine! But Lan

Lan: yeah?

Mega: I am happy for you

Lan: thanks Hub

Mega, texting Mayl

Mega: do I still have to back off the link?

Mayl, texting back: Maybe for a couple more days until he's used to this. I don't want him to get scared off!

Mega: He won't be now that you're together

Mayl: Please Hub! We're still kind of awkward and I don't want him to run away!

Mega: SIGH FINE!

Meanwhile

Lan, on the phone with Mayl: He's gonna back off right?

Mayl: Yeah, I told him I didn't want you to run off so he agreed. You could just tell him you want some more privacy you know

Lan: I've been asking for privacy for years, it isn't happening. This is a better solution

Mayl: Just for a couple of days though, Hub will get crazy if he can't access your link

Lan: I know, and it's not exactly lying. I don't want him feeling my emotions while we're...you know

Mayl: Getting used to things?

Lan: Yeah... So I'll talk to you tomorrow?

Mayl: Of course. Goodnight, Lan

Lan: Goodnight, Mayl...*under his breath* Love you...

Mayl: *giggles* I heard that. I love you too!

[thessalian]

Thess vs Water Issues

Today was a lot of hyperfocusing past a migraine. Because my brain is weird. But also Aloy Helping Folks.

Okay. Now, with the restart, has this made Jekkata's pathing work properly?

YES! ...Oh, hi, lady.

Wait. So ... there's no water at all now? And you're lying to everyone about it, lady? Really? Well, show me your well.

Oh, hey, pipes.

SHUT UP, LADY; I AM A SEEKER. Got the face paint and everything. Now let's go see where this pipe goes.

Oop. Machines. Let's sneak past those so we don't get too far waylaid.

Hey, look! Water! YES, I can tell that from damp sand; shut up, Yarra.

Oh, good. We have actual proof that I know what the fuck I'm doing.

Ah. Can't sneak past these machines. Soooo ... weak spots. Weak spots. Weeeeeeeak ... spots.

"A quiet kill. Good." Thanks for the validation, Yarra, but you're still annoying as fuck.

Why are you so pissed off at Drakka just because one of his men died trying to find more water? Are you that invested in being the sole source of water for your tribe? What the fuck, lady?

"He SABOTAGED--" Yarra. Shut up. He obviously didn't know what he was doing. You didn't even know this was here or what it was, and the only reason you know it's connected to your Wound now is because I told you so! Could you stop being paranoid for five minutes?

Right. Have to do this in order and speedily. Ugh.

Nope.

Noooooope.

Third tiiiiiiiiiiime ... IS the charm. Okay, you guys should be more or less back to normal soon--

Waitwut. Yarra, what the fuck is your malfunction?!?

Okay, back to Shattered Spear to make sure this all worked. ...Grab a few campfires first because why not?

And we're back and-- Oh. Hi, Drakka.

So ... you're going to basically divide the tribe in two and fight to the death and that's going to mean the whole bunch of desert Tenakth has a civil war?!? While you have rebels picking you off? Yeah, okay, fine, I will try to talk sense into people.

...I will kill some Spinesnouts first, though, because why not? I'm getting way, way better at hitting them at the weak spot right at the top of their backs near the head. The blast radius when you hit that spot is impressive.

Okay, back to attempts at diplomacy. You're at least listening to me. Can I try to talk some sense into both of you? Drakka ... you have a point, but this might not be the way. Yarra ... you ... are a paranoid freak and I cannot in good conscience side with you. So if I have to choose...

And that's Yarra done. And yeah, kind of wish we hadn't had to kill her, but I figure given Regalla, that's a thing.

Gathering more campfires aaaaaaand-- Ooh. Rebel camp.

Wow. This is some surgical-precision shit I'm pulling off.

FUCK my aim was off melee melee MELEE--

Wait. Did I just actually use one of my melee moves? Really?!? Okay, how did I do that and can I do it again? Y'know what? Don't care. POONK.

Oh, it's these Prometheus thing again. So ... well, they have a lot fewer weapons, a lot fewer people, and are down one prisoner. Not bad for a day's work.

Now, let's go find Runda's stuff-- Wait, I have to ride the Bristleback? Oh well. Let's hope I don't alert anything.

WHY CAN I NOT OVERRIDE THIS ONE? Oh. Because it's Apex. That's why.

THIS one looks promising-- Theeeeeeeere we go.

Site one - machines killed, supplies dug up. Mounting again and ... next!

Site two - second verse, same as the first. And onward tooooo...

Oh. Great. Rebels. LEAVE MY BRISTLEBACK ALONE, REBELS! ANYONE SHOOTS IT, IT'S GOING TO BE ME!

Repair repair repair ... dig dig dig... Okay. Bye, Bristleback!

Firegleam! WOO! Aaaaand more vendor trash. Oh, and a data entry. I can live with that.

What's this question mark? Drone. Climbing climbing climbing... And done. I can drop this off when I go after that third triangulation point later. For now, a couple of campfires and--

Oh. I ... seem to have tripped over main quest stuff. I ... am not ready for that today, but--

OMG THEY HAVE A VARRIC. Also I love these people.

"The most beautiful woman, enticing us towards lobster feasts and beeves and--" OMG YOU'RE WETTING YOURSELF OVER A SURF-N-TURF AD!

"And jack-pots! I ... don't know what those are, but it must be something good--" Laughing so hard right now and I know I shouldn't but gods, this is what they make of holo-ads OMG.

Hey. Abadund. Shush, you. I can help, and I promise I won't let Morlund drown himself. So yes, I will get you the bits you need, and those embers and stuff. But first, drop off Runda's supplies.

Okay, now they won't starve. Good. Now look for the last of Runda's lost stuff. But first, black box-- And it's blocked off by a metal flower. SHIT.

So there's a couple of shelters near the spot I need, but I think if I fast-travel to that rebel outpost I cleared out instead, I can get that last campfire I missed--

I CLEARED THIS PLACE OUT WHY ARE THERE REBELS?!? FUCK OFF, RAVAGERS!

Right. Got the elusive campfire. Aaaaaand ... yeah, need to find what took their shit.

Skywing took their shit. I get to bait it with dead machine again! Hee!

Baiting done. Stealthily following but I honestly know where it's going so not sure why I'm bothering.

Okay. We're at the nest. Bye, Skywings!

Here you go, Runda. At least you're not all going to die out here. Oh, and you want your Rollerback salvage? I'll see what I can do. I hate those uppity AI-driven pillbugs anyway.

Y'know, I honestly don't entirely remember where I left off, partly because the migraine reasserted itself as soon as I stopped playing (or at least that was when I noticed the ow properly), but that covers the salient bits. Saved a bunch of Oseram delvers from starvation and exposure, got the water turned back on, got Paranoid-Lady out of the command seat of the Desert Tenakth, and picked off another major rebel settlement. Also unlocked a lot of campfires, so I can hop around a bit easier. Not bad for someone made of migraine.

Not sure if trying to switch it back on to hyperfocus awhile longer is a good idea. I may find something lower impact for that - at least until the mallet meds kick in a bit more.

Did I mention how much I hate having chronic health issues? Because I hate it.

[ageless-aislynn]

Continuing on with my Thirsty!Sara Ryder playthrough and, my frens, Sara and I just had to be SO STRONG. We made it to Kadara but we stayed true to Vetra.

Notice how Drack is completely BREATHING DOWN SARA'S NECK RIGHT NOW?

He was totally keep us honest, lol!

Vetra: *over by the door* "Is she flirting with Mr. The Charlatan?"

Drack: "Not on my watch, she's not, hmph." *Krogan noises*

And now, the following is something you rarely see when I play Mass Effect: Andromeda...

Reyes: *eyes pop open, thinking* "Did... did she not take the kiss prompt? But I was standing here all primed and ready for smoochies and everything!"

But, um, I did flirt with him enough to still get the hand-holding as we left...

*whispers* Sorry, Vetra, love. But I am weeeeeeeak for Mr. The Charlatan, what can I say? 😳😉

Sara: *experiencing several levels of grief and regret, about to start singing "We could've had it aaaaaallllll" into her bottle*

Reyes: *just sitting there, looking straight-up handsome, waiting for karaoke night to begin*

.😂.

Yes, I also tattooed my name on his arm because REASONS. 😜😂😉

Anyway, despite all of my complaining, I do love Vetra so much and I'm enjoying romancing my best Turian girl after way too long! 🤗🤗🤗(Annnnnd I'll also just back up to Kadara when this playthrough is over and "Project: Romancing The Charlatan" will be enacted for, like, the 13th time! 😇😂)

[psychokineticstarlight]

Anonymous said: Silver you are weeeeeeeak! Iblis is the strong wunnnnnn!

"Don't you think I know that?"

Every fight was a struggle, but ordinarily, Silver still came out on top. There had been times that, for his own safety, he had to run. There had also been times that he passed out entirely, and Blaze had to carry him back to their shelter. Those were the worst of times, but he was used to physical pain.

"That doesn't mean I'm going to give up on trying to do something for this world. Even if it's as simple as saving someone's life."

Sometimes, hopelessness creeped into his heart. He looked to the sky, and saw nothing but a barrier that couldn't be dispelled by any known means. What was beyond those dark clouds? For now, the hedgehog could only dream. Blaze always told him to stop dreaming so much.

But he couldn't help it.

"I'll never give up hope, no matter how many times I get knocked down. And even if something happens to me, to where I can't fight Iblis back into the flames anymore, I'll still hope for a brighter future. Wherever I may be."

[pauls-broken-a-glass65]

The "Punk" Paul.

Paul McCartney in Wings’ Spin It On music video (1979)

[twsted-princess]

@chibichibisha and @thetwstwildcard make the most beautiful oc's that actually make me blush, these two are powerful as fuck.

[starbucksandstarstuff]

I bought so many smurfs things today????? I'm a monster????

[artificiallyimplantedmemories]

[ gosh I’m still not over my icon. @iesnoth is the actual best. ]

[thetypingpup]

👀 is the xiaojun streak still going? could we get some thoughts on that lion!xiaojun you mentioned? you know how some captive big cats are raised alongside dogs for company? like bonedigger the lion and his pack of dachshunds. but also imagine both being lion hybrids and playfighting n stuff... (oh nooo i got a flashback of the "can you feel the love tonight" sequence in lion king 😂😭) this train of thought went off the rails but i still feel like sharing it here u gooo 😅

The Xiaojun streak is always going round these parts. But now that you mentioned that I'm just weeeeeeeak bc I always envision puppy!reader I project sue me. Play fighting is one of my faaaaaavorite things y'all don't even know, so now I'm just imagining rolling around with him, and then he just gives you this look like "yea you're sexy as fuck and I want you so bad" brb melting 😩

[b4dboyblues]

um ok so this will literally not come as a surprise to anyone but fob lyrics and movie quotes get me so weak like please seduce me in this manner i will swoon

[harumaki03]

One of the best things that could happen was that LINE Webtoon started publishing A Love Contract with the Devil (they put it under "Devil Number 4") and can't wait to continue the story with regular updates.

Nonetheless, I'm very grateful for the Scanlation Groups that were working with it before and made me fall in love with it.

I'll finally know everything about you.

I'll continue to look your cocky and somewhat-old-fashioned attitude.

All the look changes you go through (and I'm weeeeeeeak for them).

And most importantly, know how and why your destinies are intertwined.

[is-it-madness]

Ok, so, I've never sent one of these, so forgive me if I'm bad at it, but I have, like the hugest crush on you. I always thought you were like super cool and really wanted to be your friend and then the other day I saw the selfie you posted and now I can't stop thinking about you. Like, earlier tonight I was drinking cocoa and looking at the stars and all I could think of was how much I wished you were there, in my arms and holding you and maybe if it was ok with you a kiss in the starlight and just the thought of it like my heart still isn't beating right and this is a really long run on sentence, but, I, yeah, i think you're amazing.

Nonnie you got me weeeeeeeak 😭😭 Your heart isn’t the only one that isn’t beating right and it’s a good thing that I’m sitting because my legs are shaking. Oh shit. I’m so sorry I’m reacting like this but- shit.

[audacious-aud]

I'm weeeeeeeak😭😭😂🤣

Thalyssra stays in the background mediating - handing Jaina tissues and every time Lor’themar reaches for his sword she puts a gentle hand on his knee. “Use your words.”

[himboprince]

I'm so ashamed of myself...I fucking love spicy food right? So tonight for my lunch at work I decided to switch up my usual chicken ramen for...lime chili with shrimp...I picked out the shrimp tho cuz I dont like seafood but ANYWAY point is...I can't handle it...I was tearing up the whole time while I ate this thing..my nose is running & I'm so ashamed of myself. I'm sorry I have disgraced my ancestors I mean this is the kind of spicy wyt ppl can handle but I'm here crying like a kid who got their pokemon cards stolen from them on the playground & they know they're gonna have to tell their mom abt it cuz she dropped all that money for ALL them cards & they get STOLEN?! No scratch that I feel like the kid that STOLE the cards cuz the other kids mom is gonna raise hell. This is ridiculous I should be stronger than this goddammit! 

[softnessisaweapon]

I'm fucking weeeeeeeak

(via brokeymcpoverty)

[imilenium]

"I'm not weeeeeeeak!!"

 someone please make an edit video with all of Infinite’s lines replaced with these