#I'm very tired of cleaning up after horrible people

[indulgentdaydream]

I don’t know if you’ve done this yet but headcanon for what it’s like when reader and Jason get into arguments! (Fluff and angst please!)

coming right up!

I feel like it's very divided in the community on how Jason is in an argument

Some say he gets angry and shouts, some say he'll just walk away immediately, some say something completely different

I feel like it depends on the situation really.

If it's something minor, like arguing over how the dishes should be done, then you guys are talking to each other normally again within two minutes (or at least he is)

if it's something a little more major, (example: either you not taking care of yourself properly or jason not taking care of himself properly) it may take a few hours to a day to resolve it

the most severe i think jason would go is maybe three days at most with no contact before he's reaching out to you again

okay I'mma write a blurb on that now

Jason couldn't stand it. He had been in his apartment, trying to clean his guns. It was routine. Disassemble. Organize. Clean. Reassemble. Test. Done. He'd done it a thousand times. But he just couldn't focus.

His mind was circling around your argument.

He had tried to bring up something about one of your bad habits. Something about your work and your schedule that he couldn't even remember the specifics of.

Thinking back on it, he shouldn't have brought it up when he had. You were agitated. Frustrated to begin with. Overwhelmed. It had been because of your schedule. Jason had commented on how you should look into it.

"You should take better care of yourself. I hate seeing you like this."

It was the wrong choice of words.

You had blown up on him, twisting his words back at him.

"I should take better care of myself? Really? Why don't you go take a look in the mirror before you come nitpicking my life, Jason."

He had gotten offended. He had only been trying to help.

"What the hell you yelling at me for?"

You spun around to face him, the two of you on opposite sides of the kitchen, "You tell me to take better care, yet what do you do for yourself? Everyday I feel like I'm asking you to be careful out there and everyday you don't respect my wishes!"

"It's my job!"

"It's not a job!"

Jason doesn't remember that much after that, either.

He shouldn't have yelled back. You were right. You were right and you were tired and frustrated and he hadn't been there for you like he should have.

You had stormed out shortly afterwards, saying more about how he didn't respect you or your wishes.

He hated admitting that you were right about that, too. It wasn't intentional disrespect, he just hadn't acted right.

He left the pieces of his gun on the table and stood up.

I need to apologize to the love of my life.

...

You were sitting in your apartment, watching TV, when you heard the doorbell ring.

You got up, not caring that you were dressed in your pyjamas still, your regular pyjama shirt replaced with one of Jason's.

In a way, you felt horrible about the argument with Jason, too. You shouldn't have snapped at him. You should've brought up your concerns about his vigilante work a different time in a more polite, adult-like manner. It was eating at you, yet you had no idea if he was ready to talk again yet.

You opened the door without looking through the peep hole first, something that Jason would've chided you for, only to find the man himself standing in your doorway.

He was dressed in his motorcycle gear, a helmet in one hand, a bouquet of flowers in the other.

"I'm sorry."

It's up to you to accept his apology or not i'm sorry but i don't know how to finish this.

add in the notes how y'all would apologize KEEP IT PG PEOPLE

[abiatackerman]

Morning kisses and pancakes

The sun's gentle rays filter through the curtains, casting a warm glow over the room. You're cocooned in blankets, still lost in dreams, while Levi lies beside you, his chest rising and falling with each steady breath as he sleeps peacefully, hugging you tightly.

As the soft light of the sun falls on both of your faces, Levi's eyes flutter open, adjusting to the soft light. His gaze lands on you, and for a moment, he forgets the world outside these four walls. Your hair spills across the pillow, and your lips are slightly parted. Vulnerable. His heart clenches.

After a long tiring week in the survey corps, you and Levi have returned to your "HOME" for the weekend.

The "HOME" which is a little bit away from the town and people. The "HOME" which both of you made together with love....

He carefully untangles himself from you, trying not to disturb your sleep. Quietly, he slips out of bed and heads to the kitchen to make breakfast, a simple yet meaningful way he expresses his love. About an hour later, Levi returns with a tray filled with pancakes and a few pieces of fruit. He learned to cook after you started dating, knowing how much you dislike it, especially since you’re not very good at it.

He smiles slightly when he sees you're still asleep. He sets the tray down on the nightstand, then gently bends down and kisses your neck as he mumbles against your skin.

"Doll, wake up."

You just shake your head and hug his arm in return. Levi gently ruffles your hair as he kisses your cheek.

"Wake up, baby. I have made breakfast for you."

Levi has just called you baby, making you slowly open your eyes. He is extremely affectionate in private.

"I'm a horrible wife."

Levi gently kisses your forehead as you say that.

"No, you're not. You worked hard and you're exhausted. You don't have to cook or prepare breakfast."

He gently pulls you into a sitting position. Then, he picks up a strawberry from the bowl to feed you. You smile widely and eagerly take the strawberry in your mouth.

"What did I do to get a wonderful husband like you?"

"You married me, even though I'm a grumpy old bastard."

Levi mumbles as he gently brushes his fingers over your cheek in a soft, loving way.

"I love grumpy men... You know that."

You chuckle as you reply and take a pancake he made and moan.

"You're such a... Damn good chef."

"Yes, I know."

Levi says as your moans fill the air. Your moans are driving him mad. He can't help it. Every time you make a tiny noise of pleasure he can't help but get hard immediately.

"Doll, don't make those kind of sounds while I'm feeding you."

He speaks in a raspy voice making you laugh.

"Why not? Are you getting turned on?"

"I'm always-"

Levi quickly catches himself and bites the inside of his cheek, preventing himself from just blurting out the truth.

"I'm not getting turned on, Doll. That's gross."

Levi lies though you know he's rock hard by now already.

"You know um, though you were rough last night and that you're hard now....."

You speak as you gulp the last piece of pancake of your hand.

"We can have another love making session after breakfast... What do you say?"

"Yes, Doll. We can have another one."

Levi says in a teasing tone as he eats a pancake, he made himself.

"But only after we finish the weekly cleaning...."

You groan immediately.

"Oh Levi... Come on! Can't we just skip the cleaning for this week?"

"Doll, you know I have OCD. I can't just skip the cleaning."

Levi says in a slightly stern tone, though his eyes are soft . He eats the last pancake as he speaks again.

"It's only for a few hours and I promise, we can have another session today once we're done."

"Nope, we'll clean... But no sex. I'll be tired."

You say in a pissed tone. Because you know Levi's allergic to dust and that he will never skip cleaning.

Levi smirks slightly as he knows he has won the argument.

"Yes, Doll. No sex after the cleaning ."

He says though he knows you aren't being serious about no sex.

Because you both know, you can't keep your hands off him and he can't keep his hands off you......

[datesinredink]

Heyyy so maybe I'm insane but. Do NOT Take This Cat Home (which I'll shorten to Dnttch) yandere rottmnt au. Hmmm. I havent slept in 24 hours so I don't know how you would meet them but I do know that it would be very fun to think about how the weird eldritch horror/"OH NO THEY EAT PEOPLE" part would come into play.

Oh wait actually IDEA you could start off meeting one of the turtles (probably Mikey, he'd be most likely to stick around instead of eating you and convince you to take him home because he's so lost and hungry in this new place, couldn't you pleeaaase take pity on this poor turtle?) and then over time, since we know in the Dnttch universe, the cat multiplies in at least two ways (I, in fact have not seen all the endings yet), so the first turtle could gather the other three over time. One could be from a plushie in the pet shop or won at the carnival (prob Raph), the second could be from the movie theater (Leo, I think the hypnosis is weirdly fitting for him), and the final one... Wait. I'm not sure. THERES A LITTLE LIVE PETS TURTLE???? YEAH OK THATS FUNNY I'LL PUT IT IN.

Buuuuuuttttt after the four are all gathered and living in your house (despite your insistence that you couldn't possibly afford to support them. luckily, despite occasionally waking up and seeing one of them in the corner of your room drooling, they've never shown any need to eat) they've gotten a bit attached. They saw you as a possible meal, at first, then a convenient hiding place, but they seem to have found themselves getting attached. They decide that since you've helped them soo much, that they should at least return the favor before they decide to eat you(something you're frighteningly aware they've almost done- the still healing scar from the last time the red one visited your room) or leave.

Now, you feel constant eyes staring holes into your back, and your rude coworkers now either show up on the news with their bones picked almost clean or don't turn up at all. Now, sometimes they'll bring back one of their kills to share with you (after all, aren't you hungry? They've seen you eat, but surely it isn't filling enough to really sustain you- to them, that's why you seem so tired all the time). Since you always turn them down, maybe instead they'll just have you help them store the leftovers!

Raph, as they've taken to calling the biggest of them, eats more frequently than the others to sustain his growth, so there can sometimes be extras that the other three don't particularly want at the time. He even goes out of his way to help you with tearing and cutting apart the meat! It's almost sweet, if only for the weight of what exactly you're putting in Tupperware right now.

Leo gets more aggressive about your attention now, always begging you to play games or watch TV with him. Sometimes he's even fine with just reading comics in the same place, as long as he gets to hold onto you in some way. It's annoying at best in the morning when you have to go to work, but downright terrifying when his marks flare up late at night after you've just insisted for the 10th time that you're tired and don't want to deal with him. Usually, the threat of flickering blue light vaguely forming some kind of sword is enough to convince you otherwise.

Mikey tries his best to help you adjust to your new roommates! He knows how stressed out you are about work, you should tell him about it! He'll even take notes about how they can all brighten your day, so feel free to speak your mind about that horrible lady who yelled at you today. Was she your boss? A coworker? Maybe a customer who asked for the manager? He'll give you a warm hug and reassure you that everything will be ok, and that maybe you should teach him a new recipe from granny's cookbook tonight to take your mind off things! The scene you wake up to the next morning is Mikey humming to himself while the girl's flesh sizzles in the pan you let him borrow last night, Raph drooling over said slab of meat, as well as Donnie and Leo playing the most intense game of rock paper scissors (a game they're glad you taught them- how else would they make decisions) to decide who gets the first plate of food.

Donnie's always useful to have around, his fascination with human technology quickly being honed into electronic mastery. Despite his more reclusive nature, he's still gotten you out of many a pinch with malfunctioning devices, like when you sorrowfully cradled your old toaster in your arms on your way to trash it, only for him to take it from you and return it a couple days later fixed up like new. You appreciate his contributions, and though you're the beta tester for a multitude of his dangerous inventions, with the amount he does for you, it's hard to not feel like you owe him, especially when he himself openly agrees with that point. You just wish he'd give you a break from the explosions...

[leggerefiore]

I've been forced to push myself too much at work and now I'm sick and exhausted 😩 can I request the dead inside trio and submas comforting a sick/overworked s/o??

I struggled a lot with this one so it's probably not my best

cw: stress, comfort, mentions of fainting in some parts

character: Ingo, Emmet, Nanu, Cyrus, Larry

▲Ingo▼

● His immediate thought is to scold you after you basically collapsed from overwork. As your emergency contact, he was naturally the one they called when it occurred. When you declared yourself fine, if not just a bit tired, he helped get you back home to rest. Your work had so kindly given you a few days off work to recuperate, seemingly horrified at the thought they were quite literally working you ragged. So, as you lay in bed at home, Ingo also took opted to take a few days off to help you relax, too. His worrying would have made doing his normal work next to impossible, he knew. Emmet was more than happy to give him the time, anyway, knowing how badly he often overworked himself, too. It may have felt a bit hypocritical when Ingo chided you for letting yourself be worked like that, but it was a sign of his genuine care. He was in an absolute panic when he got the call about your collapse and could not have gotten off the battle line any sooner.

● Ingo will make you rest. There will be no chores or anything done until you had at least a day or two of unwinding. At best, you can convince him to help him as he handles the chores. At worst, he chases you away from even something as simple as folding towels. He does not want you to further exhaust yourself – The image of you suddenly collapsing now burned into his mind. Why your work thought it was okay to treat you like this until the very extremes was beyond him. He certainly would never do that to his employees. That could endanger the lives of so many for little return. He bites his lip as he knows you will not want the offer to work under him. It was wrong for him to consider nepotism there, even when it came from genuine concern for you.

● Instead, he focuses that energy into doting on you. Ingo dutifully makes many dishes that you like simply so you keep up with meals, worries that it may have also been a factor in some way. Any hobbies you have are also brought up and engaged if it suits you. He also spends plenty of time just cuddled up with you and reminding you how much he does truly love you. Part of his behaviour is like an overbearing mother. This has shocked him horribly, and he now completely understands how you feel when he overworks himself. Internally, he makes a promise to never do that to himself again if you feel this horrible concern as he does. In the end, you will feel well rested and stress-free. Ingo works tirelessly to make it so. You both make a promise to not let the other do that to themself any more.

▽Emmet△

○ The younger twin notices the telltale signs of your behaviour and feels a mild annoyance. Nothing really bad, just a thought that you and Ingo were acting for too similarly for his liking. He is certain to stop you before it becomes bad. A bright smile on his lips as he tells you to demand time off work. He feels you need at least a day to gather yourself, but he knows more would be better here. No matter what, he would panic if you got worse. Emmet is bad at expressing his worry, and he may just actually go into your job, ask for you, pick you up, and carry you away. He is just impossibly worried. Ingo is bad enough… The thought of you in such a state is enough to make him start being more aggressive in his battles. When you finally do get that time off, he finally eases him up on people to a point where it is noticeable and debated among Depot Agents.

○ Emmet instantly takes off time alongside you. He is so worried about you and wants to make sure that you actually relax on your time off. His mind thinks about a time he forced Ingo to take a day off and came home to find him having cleaned their shared apartment. He does not want something similar to occur here. Any household chores and needs can be handled by him. He will not pretend like he enjoys doing them particularly, but making sure that you are resting his highest priority. There is something oddly endearing about the younger twin dutifully washing dishes while you lay out on the couch cuddling with his Galvantula (who he asked to keep you busy). Seeing you unwind makes him feel immense relief, truthfully. The poor man was nearly really about to physically drag you from your work to make you relax.

○ He gets take out from any place you want in an attempt to make sure you are getting proper meals and not having to stress yourself with even minor cooking. He internally knows he is being a bit ridiculous there, but he has scared himself too much. His cooking skills are lacking, and he is a bit terrified of somehow accidentally poisoning you. Joltik cuddle time is assured also. He figures the little bugs have some energy to spare with you, and time spent with some cute things might reinvigorate your exhausted mind. Emmet cuddle time happens as well. He is almost constantly all over you since he is just so worried. There will be no escaping his affection. (Unless you tell him you cannot relax with him clinging to you. In which he will pout but relent.) You have to promise him that you will not let this happen so badly again. You and Ingo will make him “was Emmet” instead at this rate.

🐈‍⬛️Nanu❤️‍🩹

🌑 He notices when you start overworking yourself and throws out a helpful remark about not doing that. Nanu knows there is not a lot you can really do – especially if it's work making you like this. At best, he can tell you about standing your ground, but he knows boundaries will not always be respected. He does feel a bit frustrated seeing you like that despite it all. His indifferent facade melts away, especially after you end up having bad exhaustion spells. It is then that he helps you schedule time off since you clearly need it. He has seen some people collapse from exhaustion back in his International Police days, so he refuses to let you get to that point. And, admittedly, he used to be guilty of overworking, too. Obviously, not these days, but he still remembers.

🌑 Your time off is spent strictly away from anything that might be too much. Nanu cannot really stop you, in truth, should you want to, though. Mostly, he just asks that you let yourself relax and forget about any obligations for at least a day if they are not overly important. It is hard to deny the old man such a request. Besides, his Meowths are clearly ready to lounge around with you. How could you say no to some lazy times with the kitties? You really cannot decline when one opts to curl up on your lap and sleeps so peacefully while purring. (Nanu sent them after you, wanting to make sure you had a little time off your feet.) The Kahuna opts to handle a few things around the home to keep them off your mind, too. There is something a little sweet about catching the old man folding laundry and glancing at you reading on the couch.

🌑 He also goes out of his way to subtly do numerous things for you to help you recover. Casually, he will pick up takeout for you to eat or even try to bravely cook you something of edible quality. There is something nice about simply sharing a meal with you and helping you relax. Usually, you end up lounging out on the couch, watching some show half-heartedly. His arm rests around your shoulder as he pulls you close to him. Red eyes drift, to you leaning against him, and a sigh leaves him. He was ready to do everything you wanted, honestly. You could ask him to juggle, and after his initial deadpan, he may just try. You agree to be more careful next time in the end, seeing how genuinely concerned that Kahuna was for you.

🌌Cyrus🛰

☄️ He fails to notice at first – Something that will bother him immensely for far longer than he will ever admit. The blue-haired man usually does keep a close eye on you, as he is distantly aware that he worries about you far too much. Yet here, where he felt it most important, he had failed. You had fainted at work from sheer exhaustion, and he had been called as your emergency contact. Mortification was the only thing he could feel while rushing over to get you. Whatever harsh words that he used to hit your workplace with about being so negligent were swallowed as he instead confirmed that you were otherwise alright. Thankfully, they gave you a few days off in response to such a grievous situation. Or, perhaps, it was due to Cyrus's terrifying expression as he helped you up.

☄️ Whatever hypocritical nature may be present as he scolds you about taking adequate breaks and pacing yourself with work completely goes over his head. Even attempting to bring it up will make him insist that it is different from what he is doing. (In a sense, it is.) He also bars you from doing any housework. Cyrus has no reservations about doing them anyway— It is almost relaxing to him in a way. (Once again, chiding him back for overworking will not lead to realisation.) There is even an offer to book you some kind of spa or massage appointment to help you further relax. He would admit to having gone to a few himself during more light moments of stress. Cyrus would take off the day following you passing out, but not really anymore. Though, he does check in on you throughout the day. If you do take the spa offer, however, he may join you. Free Cyrus date at the cost of your mental and physical health.

☄️ Most of his real effort is far subtler. He is not inexperienced in cooking and will take over that while you recover. Most of the meals are more basic, but there is a surprise attempt at making something he knows that you like. It is not half bad. He also seems to come home more regularly, wanting to make sure that everything is going well and that your condition is not worsening. This means more time to spend with him. While he usually opts to focus on home upkeep, if you ask for some physical affection, he will relent to it. Your comfort matters most to him as it stands. He honestly is willing to do many things he otherwise would refuse normally simply to make you happy. (If he was even in the middle of his plans, he might be willing to drop them if it seems like they would stress you out even more.) In the end, you do make the decision not to overwork yourself because Cyrus obvious worry is a rare thing, and it made it clear that what you were doing was too much.

💼Larry🏢

🍙 He does not notice. There is a large amount of shame in failing to notice this happening, yet his work simply keeps him too tired to really give anything his full attention. Sure, he had seen the signs, but he had thought it was mostly him projecting. Then, you suddenly had intense fatigue at work and had to call him to come pick you up. He was mortified when he recognised you symptoms as so familiar to him. This was a common thing he experienced, admittedly. Walking you home, he asked you to schedule a few days off if possible. He knew it was a lead into a fainting episode or extreme burnout. Both of which he thought were best to avoid. He knew how difficult management could be, but he was far too worried about you. There was some relief that it got approved quickly soon after.

🍙 He struggles to really know what to do to relax. Whenever he gets himself into such a state, he usually sleeps for a few days until he has to return to work. Whether you wanted to do that or not was beyond him, but he does mention it. There is some mention of how to better manage a workload between you both, but it is a struggle for him, too. How you kept going on so long like that was truly not within his range of comprehension. Larry opts to aid you by covering house chores and doing other various things for you. He could not get any time off to join you himself, but he works to avoid overtime, so you have him around more. His Staraptor seems to decide to keep an eye on you, too, when he is home. The bird cawing whenever you tried to do anything more intense than putting dishes in a dishwasher. It seemed that if it could not stop its trainer from stressing himself, it would stop you.

🍙 Larry is not only coming home more often, but he tries to be more engaging with you when at home. Casual check-ins on you become more common since he does not want to fail to notice anything going on with again. Lazy affection is also common. You both often end up lounging on the couch together, forgetting whatever woes had been bothering you. He frequently calls ahead before he comes home, too, to ask about what food you want. He is certainly no cook, but he does know the best restaurants in Medali. You will whatever food you desire. Larry does not care if he ends up having to visit Kofu to get it. He also discusses the situations vaguely a bit with you and gives you more experienced advice on how to handle situations at work to make life more bearable. In the end, you return back to work better equipped to advocate for yourself, and be more mindful of your workload. Larry is relieved.

[bluecottenswab]

Capitano x N!by/n

This is a comfort story, has angst in it

Warnings ⚠️

Small mention of blood

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You work for the Adventures guild 

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YOUR POV

You know when people say "oh you will always have that one day of the year when you just are in the worst mood ever. Wanting to cry, but can't" 

Well to day was that day. Taking commissions for people, HAVING TO FIGHT MONSTERS. Can be very tiring. The world feels as if it is punishing me for no reason. Cuts and bruises can be seen scattered across my body. Dried blood on my palms from gripping my weapon too tightly. Even the food I have today was either too hot or wasn't even cooked properly. My feet hurt, I don't know if I have blisters on my feet or not, but it feels like it. 

Why? Why must everyone need me. Sure it feels good to know that people rely on me, but.... As night time approaches, rain drops fall on my head. A warm and cold feeling can be felt. Finally time for myself. Spreading my arms wide, I let the  rain consume me.

"Y/N! Can you help me deliver groceries to my grandmother?"

A little girl calls out. Just when I thought I was going to go home. Turn around I walk over to the little girl.

"Sure, do you know where she lives?"

The girl nods and leads the way. I pick up the boxes of groceries. WHY ARE THEY SO HEAVY?!  And how did she even get them out of the store?

AFTER HELPING 

Opening the front door I'm met with silence. All lights off, only the fish in the fish tank can be heard. Walking in, I place my bag on one of the hooks next to the door. Placing my shoes in the shoe cubby. Going to the bedroom I take my clothes off. Going over to the bath tub I fill it up with hot water and put bubble bath liquid it in. Lighting two candles, I dim the lights. Slipping my body in the water I feel a sense of calm wash over me. Closing my eyes, I start to fall into dream land. BUT NOOO, the jingle of keys can be heard from the other room.

"Love you home?"

I shout

"Yes, I will be with you in a second"

I smile just thinking about him. Capitano. We might be dating but we act as if we are married. As he walks into I stare at him.

"Hi honey, taking a bath I see. Rough day?"

"Tell me about it"

I chuckle

"Give me a second I will join"

"Well don't I have the pleasure of getting the Number one Harbinger all to myself"

We both laugh at my sarcasm. As he gets undressed, I drain some of the old water and replace it with warm, clean water. Scooting forward, I make space for Capitano to join. As he sides in, I lean back against his chest. Sitting in silence, I grab Capitano's hand and rub my fingers over his scars.

"Y/n?"

"Yea?"

"What's on your mind?"

"Hm, I-... just a rough day. Everyone expects so much from me. I try s-so much to meet everyone's expectations. I-"

I choke on a sob. Capitano's hand wrap around mine. My hand moves upwards at he places a gentle kiss on my knuckles.

"You know, whenever I have a rough day I think of you. You are always the light of my day.  Next time you feel powerless or sad, think of something happy."

Nodding I lean the back of my head further into his chest. Looking up I realize he hadn't taken off his mask. Pulling it off, I set it next to the tub.  By now the water has gone cold. Getting up I step out of the tub and grab for my towel. Capitano soon following. Leaving the bathroom I get my silk robe and wrap it around my body. 

"Y/n let's get you to bed. I'll even tell you a bed time story."

Chuckling, we both slide under the covers. Snuggling closer to Capitano, he wraps his arms around me, whispering words of comfort into my ear. I trace the scars on his chest, while kissing each one. This horrible day has turned into a night full of warmth and happiness. Closing my eyes I listen to his soft breathing, lulled to sleep. 

MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 

The warmth I felt before disappears. Opening my eyes I search for Capitano. Not seeing him in our room, I get out of bed and search around the house. Entering the kitchen, I notice a note on the counter top. Picking it up I read:

"Y/n I'm sorry, but you have become to much to handle. I have found someone else more worthy of my love. I wish you were better."

Staring at it, my eyes burn. Tears streaming down my face. I-I thought we were happy. Why didn't he tell me. Am I really such a hassle. The world around me turns black, my body falls forward. Just as I am about to hit the ground, I scream.

NO ONE POV

Y/n bolts awake. Sweat and tears run down their face. Capitano just stands there in the doorway with a glass of water. Noticing their distressed state, Capitano makes his way over. Pulling Y/n into a tight hug, Capitano asks what is wrong.

"Capitano...I-I am sorry I'm such a hassle. Please I'll leave you alone." 

Y/n mumbled. 

"No no no, when did I ever say you were a hassle?"

"The note. Kitchen. Y-you said..."

Looking down, Y/n cry's more. Tightening his grip, Capitano sits down on the bed and pulls Y/n into his lap.

YOUR POV

As soon as I'm on his lap, I immediately wrap my arms around him. Pulling my chin up, Capitano gives me a kiss. Not one with any passion. But a kiss that is meant to show that he is never leaving. I pull away. Capitano pulls my head to his heart. 

"I will always be here. Even in death."

I listen to his heart beat. Realizing that it was just a dream, I close my eyes. 

"Cap, please let me just be with you for a little while"

"Of course. I won't leave ever again."

Capitano picks me up with his arm under my butt . He walks over to his side of the bed and goes under the covers. Laying on top, I snuggle into his neck. I fall asleep to him rubbing his fingers along my back.

When people tell me that they had an awful day and will always remember it, I realize that they didn't have someone that loves them the same as how Capitano loves me. 

"Y/n, you will always be the one I love. No one can compare to you. If any of the other Harbingers or even the Tsaritsa harms you, I will cut them down."

Relaxing, I close my eyes once again. The night mares can't scare me anymore. Crickets from outside set the mood. Cedar can be smelled. All my senses are at a state of calm. 

[kazzys]

House husband vash x reader

{Pairing} vash the stampede x reader 

{Author’s note} You work while Vash stays at home. He likes it better, and it keeps him out of trouble. This is a fluff fic for now, I might add more, I don’t know yet..

[message] I've been gone for so long because I've lost motivation, and every time I try to create something, I think it's bad, and I just drop it completely. But I actually got the courage to finish this, and I got it done, and I'm so happy to share. So hopefully some enjoy :)

This song was one of my main things I listened to while writing this so I decided to share

You were exhausted, and I mean extremely exhausted. Being a whole business owner is hard, and it makes it even harder when your employees call in on such short notice, so for 15 hours, you’ve been at work doing all kinds of things. I mean, you could have left work early, but who knows what the hell those people would’ve done to your establishment?

You were so happy to finally make it home, taking off your shoes as you made your way to the front door, fidgeting for your keys, you couldn’t seem to find them, but no need to search anymore, as the door creaked open slowly, showing a tall figure behind it.

“Welcome home, honey,” Vash greeted you with a smile. “I'm so happy you're finally home. Come in, you must be tired.”

Your husband's sweet voice made your heart flutter, and you dropped everything in your hands to jump into his arms, eager for a hug.Oh, how much you missed your husband.

Lifting your head, chin resting on his chest, gazed up at him, admiring his beautiful blue eyes. Looking down at you before he pressed a kiss on your head.

I’ve missed you so much, Vash. It was horrible. There was a rush non-stop yesterday and the morning after it. Also, because someone called in at the last minute, I had to do extra work because everyone else was busy.. You rambled as tears formed in your eyes

“Ok, ok, calm down, honey, we can talk about it inside, you just need to sit down. Vash had prepared dinner and cleaned the house while you were gone. Thanks to the cooking lessons you gave him, he didn’t almost burn the kitchen down this time. You were surprised it smelled good. You were proud of his accomplishment.

“You cooked dinner?” “Yeah, I thought it would be nice since you probably didn’t want to after work, plus I think I did a pretty good job thanks to your teachings.” Your husband truly is an amazing man, y/n, you should be very proud!!

Don’t worry, silly, I am proud of you. Now I'm gonna go take a bath. I smell bad, feel free to start without me if you want. Or wait, your choice, I won’t take long.

While you were in the bath, Vash did more work around the house, finishing up the laundry he left out and a fresh batch from the line. Making sure everything was nice and neat to your liking, he was pretty happy with his work

Hearing the door unlatch as you step outside the bathroom with damp hair and a towel around you. Your body now relaxed, you went to the closet and picked out something comfortable. You wanted nothing but a lazy night with your husband

Stepping back into the dining room again watching vash set the table for you to, you were excited to try his cooking and maybe a bit curious if it was good or not but you didn’t care, the only thing on your mind was how sweet he was to you every day you adored this man every passing day you’d fall in love with him all over again.

All right, time to dig in! I hope it's good Vash said while setting your plate in front of you, grabbing your silverware, and digging in without a second thought. You took a bite, freezing and going silent, he watched in worry about what you were gonna say, and it. Your eyes lit up in awe, “WOW vash this is good, you did amazingly.” his first dish that turned out well, he was so happy..

“AW, thank you, my love, I'm so happy you like it. I'll have to learn more just so I can feed you whenever you want. I’d love that very much. If you like, I could pick up some cookbooks for you someday, or maybe even find my mom's old one, which should be able to help you if I'm not here to help with the cooking.

You both ranted about how you two spent the days separately, while having your delicious meal together; Your week wasn't that exciting, you were up to the neck with work as you were accompanying as the boss. On the other hand, Vash wasn't much engrossed in work. He did random jobs around where you two lived from time to time, but mostly spent his days doing things to upgrade the house. Also helping with fixing the plants in other towns, he wasn’t that busy, but he kept himself occupied.

When you finished your dinner, he insisted on not letting you move a thing, he told you to just wash your hands and rest, he'd take care of everything. While you relaxed somewhere, you’d decide you wanted to watch a movie with him that night. Yeah, it wasn’t much, but you liked the simple things. Of course, Vash was excited to do anything with you, no matter what it was

Entering the living room, Vash came in with a big blanket to get you guys more comfortable for your night. As soon as he sat down, you snuggled up to his chest once he was seated, and started the movie It was nice to be in his embrace. The way Vash smelt was so comforting, you feel safe in his arms, you couldn’t explain how much you love him

“So I was wondering since you have the next day off, how about we have a day to ourselves doing all types of things we like to do together?. I'd love that, Vash, I’ll look forward to it.” “That’s great! Now let’s finish our movie, and I’ll get you to bed..

Vash carried you to the bedroom, planting kisses all over your face, giggling at how gentle he was. Once you made it to your room, before heading to bed, you both brushed your teeth. The time was now 1 am. You were shocked at how late it was. Eager to get into bed fast, you finished up and practically jumped into your spot on the bed like you hadn't seen this thing in years. The comfort could bring you to tears, but that would be over dramatic. Vash joined right after he was done tidying up.

You two settled into bed, making yourself comfortable whispering about plans for the following day. Hey Vash, how about I join you on your errands in the morning? Do you have anything planned? Well, I was planning to go visit Meryl, then do some shopping, and maybe chat with the townsfolk like I always do when shopping. I think they'd like to see you again; most of them haven't seen you in a while, since you work so hard. “Guess that's first on our to-do list, then we both have to get a good night's sleep.” “We've both been working hard today. I'm grateful for everything you do for me.” Snuggling with your husband is the best part after a long day. Living like this with him forever will be great.

The end :3 I had so much fun writing this, and I think it turned out so much better than I thought. I love it so much. Can't say for other people, though, well, hopefully at least one other person likes it

If there are any grammer errors pls let me know down and the comments :D

©️ please do not copy my work or take it and edit it in anyway ,and do not include it for the use of artificial intelligence.

[sevinagreatergood]

I'm accidentally writing doe chaser. James is married to lily with two kids, Harry m7 and Rosalie f2. Severus is looking after them while high on drugs, being the nicest person on Earth. Being patient, kind and such (I believe the drugs would work like a chillpill and give Severus a somewhat opposite personality than the usual one he has).

This is a small piece of my chapter:

Snape plays the guitar for a small bit. Just a small moment until Lily arrived. 'Lily! Welcome home. Look Harry, your mom.' He lifts the boy to plant a kiss on his mother's cheek.

Her frown softens. 'Severus, Harry. I'm glad to see you.' James brings up Rosalie, also demanding a kiss from her mother.

'You look so tired, let me help you with that.' The man hums as he puts away the groceries. Lily and James watch him while Harry and Rosalie helps him.

James knowing his kids all too well. 'Harry and Rosalie get away from there.'

Lily nods 'Yes, go play somewhere else.'

Harry ignores them and insists on helping Severus. 'Harry!'

Shaken by the voice, Harry drops the eggs. Lily holds James back, but doesn't hold back either. 'See Harry? This is why we tell you not to help in kitchen. Now you made uncle Sev angry.'

Severus chuckles. 'I am not angry. Come here, Harry. Can you grab a cup? '

Wary of his parents, he grabs the cup and follows Snape's instructions. Scooping the mess into the cup then cleaning the floor. Washed his hands and continues helping. He brings them to the backyard. Starts digging with the kids and Harry is allowed to pour half the whole egg in the soil, then Rosalie could do so next. Harry asks 'Why did we do that? '

'It will help the plants very nicely.'

Realizing, kids were the kind to help the things too much like over watering a plant. He adds 'This is enough to last them for months. Best not to give too much or else the plants will be fat and burst. This much egg is enough.' he lies.

'See? I can hear the plants thanking.... who? ' he acts along.

He gasps 'Harry and Rosalie? The flowers thank you a lot for your help.'

Not falling for that trap 'How can you hear the plants? I know nobody that can do that.'

Severus ruffles the brown wavy hair 'Becuase I am wizard musician. I hear everything.'

Now, he completely convinced. Seerus laughs at their faces. They're so up-front with their adorable expressions. Lily and James watches the three from far. 'He's very good with the kids.' she admits.

End small piece.

Yeah, in this fanfic. James and Lily are often fighting. Since James didn't experience Lily from a behalf of being framed and antagonistic side, he meets her in a position similar to Severus. He was claimed to be awful and such and she believed the majority.

He's a cheater, she refuses to let him leave and tries to change him and such. Then complains to her friends about how horrible he is, which backfires on James. Harry is old enough to realize the atmosphere and yelling. While his parents do love him, they do not love each other.

Snape doesn't realize this at all. He's constantly high, loose minded to be reasoned with and more focused on his band 6th sense. This is my doechaser part. How the fuck did I write doechaser? God, I hate it. But it's only for a small time.

I love the part where Lily plays the blame game. As this piece below shows:

'He was their teacher. At least Harry's.' James adds.

'He treated Harry awfully.'

'That's what war does to people, Lily. You can't expect him to-'

'Snape did what he could.' she cuts him off.

Pouring wine in a glass 'He was awful, yes. Who treats a child that way... but, I find myself thinking that he at least kept them safe. He at least kept the kids safe. What kind of mother am I to settle with Harry's abuse? ' she didn't ask him, but more a question pointed to herself.

'Well...' James pours himself another glass. 'It's not as if he harmed Harry terribly, Petunia did'

She's quiet and nods 'That's right.'

For a brief moment he thought they were connecting but her lips form a perpetual pout. 'You had to ruin that night to the point she hated our child and magic.'

Her husband pursed his lips now too 'Vernon called me a jobless piece of crap. '

'So what? You're also an adult. Just ignore it.'

'Just like how you ignore your childhood friend calling you a mudblood? ' next thing he knew, she had wine splashed over his face. If she were closer, she would have slapped him.

Fury reflected in her emerald eyes. 'Each day, I regret even going to Hogwarts. That's where I met you, you unfaithful piece of shit!'

'Don't be such harppy then. Everything I do is wrong. I wanted a divorce but you didn't. You won't even have sex with me. I'll search it elsewhere, sweetheart.' almost spitting the last word.

End piece.

Similar to how Lily would justify marauders towards Severus, she would do this here too. Shift the blame. Unlike Severus that tried to reason with her more often. James didn't. He would spit fire right back. Two hot heads fighting back and forth as Severus is in the garden digging up insects with the kids. 😭.

I don't know. Lily, let the divorce go. I think she might want to stay to keep James salty. That would sound like her or perhaps another charity case she picked up like Severus.

[footballerimaginess]

Twins | Part 2

Here is my second part of my Twins fic, hope you like it! Part 1 Word Count: 733 Trigger warnings: Mentions pregnancy throughout The last 12 weeks were awful, your first trimester was horrible.

All you felt like you did was sleep, throw up and cry. There was way too many emotions in your body for you to handle. You were exhausted all the time and the hormones were crazy, Kylian never admitted that they were too much but you just knew that's what he was thinking. The sickness was horrendous too, nothing you could do was stopping it. All you could do was lay in bed, Kylian was absolutely perfect the whole time. With his games and media commitments he was away quite often, but he was so caring and you knew he would make the greatest father. "I have some water for you, try and have some crackers or something. I am so sorry that you're feeling like this, I wish I could do something for you or just to take it away" Kylian cooed at you as he softly ran his hands through your messy hair. "It's ok. I will be fine, you best go. I don't want you to be late or get fined" you told him as he nodded and placed a small kiss on your forehead as you tried to snuggle down in the bed whilst he went to training. - As 12 weeks were over, you were told that you would start to feel better. That wasn't happening. The tiredness had slowly disappeared and were starting to feel a little bit better in that way but still had a tired feeling about you. "Hi" you smiled as you were up already and making breakfast. "You seem very happy this morning?" you grinned. "Well we get to see baby Mbappe and I am very excited. I am pretty hungry too" you smiled as you embraced him in a cuddle. "I love you, I am glad you are starting to feel a little better. I know the last few weeks have been seriously tough on you. But seeing you smile and feel yourself again is amazing. Carrying our baby is so special and feels crazy to see" you felt the tears fill up as you stopped yourself from crying. "Oh KyKy, that was emotional. I love you, are you ready for our scan tomorrow?" you asked him as his face lit up. "Of course, I can't wait" he kissed your lips gently as you carried on making the breakfast for the both of you. - Scan day was here, you felt so nervous. "Are you ready?" Kylian smiled as he pulled up to the hospital as you were ready for your 12 week scan as you made your way in. "Hello" you smiled as your midwife ushered you in as you laid on the bed. "How have you been feeling?" the midwife asked as you got ready to scan your stomach. "I'm okay now, feeling tons better. Tiredness was awful too" she nodded as she squeezed the cold gel on your stomach as she scanned your stomach. Kylian looked at the screen with eagle eyes. The midwife put the doppler down as she moved the screen further towards you. "Is everything okay?" You asked as you looked with scared eyes as you could see the screen more clearly now. "Yes, everything is fine. You are having not one baby, two. Twins" the midwife replied with the biggest smile on her face. "TWO?" Kylian remarked as you stared straight at the screen. "Yes sir, twins. Congratulations, I will print some scans out for you" the midwife smiled as she printed lots of scans off for you both. She cleaned her stomach as she handed you the scans as you headed back to the car. "Ky, we are having twins. Two of them" you nervously laughed as you felt like reality was setting in knowing how daunting it was that you were having not one but two babies. "We really are, this is insane. I cannot believe it at all, my mind is going crazy" Kylian laughed as you got in the car. "We need to tell people now" you nodded as you put your hand on your belly. "Two baby Mbappe's are in there" he laughed. "I need a rest after all that news if I'm honest" you laughed as you yawned. "Of course darling, anything you want" he smiled as you headed home before deciding how you were planning to announce the baby.

[hispieceofcake]

🍕Headcanons about Steve Raglan/William Afton that in my head make sense —🔪⊹₊ ⋆. ₊˚ .⊹

Hello hello people, I was at school at 6 am, dying of sleep, while some people in the class were recovering from a test (but not me) and so I thought about writing some headcanons that in my opinion would make sense or maybe just in my head. It's those types of thoughts where you think about what the character would be like in a daily domestic routine and such.

Warning: I should have posted this a few days ago but I forgot and I'm posting it now, I'm so forgetful.

•He likes strong coffee or black coffee

It's just a thought that came to me when I was watching that scene with him offering coffee to Mike. There is no information that proves this, it is just my thought because it seems to make sense. I also think he likes whiskey or drinks with a strong taste.

•He likes rabbits

I think this is a little obvious given the Animatronic costume he wears and chooses to wear. I think it makes sense given the idea that he made the animatronic. Some might say he just used the animatronic suit to kill without being seen and have his identity cleared, but like, he could have made the animatronic suit for any other animal, but he did of a yellow rabbit, so to me it kind of makes sense that he likes the animal.

• He called Vanessa his bunny when she was a child

I know he probably didn't even like Vanessa and only raised her out of obligation as a father, but I don't know, it's a cute thought I had, even if it's a little hard to think of him being affectionate with her. Since he practically tried to kill her the first opportunity he had when she refused to kill Mike and shot him.

• He didn’t have a good sleep routine (at least in the timeline where Mike was working at the pizzeria)

I think that after he found out that Mike was the brother of a child he had killed years ago and that his older brother was now after him, it made him a little worried and cautious. Well, he was close to being discovered if Mike managed to discover more of the past, and then I think he watched Mike through cameras at the pizzeria in his own house and sent Vanessa to go watch Mike. And obviously, he would lose a good few hours of sleep with this, since Mike's shift was from 6 in the afternoon until 6 in the morning.

• He divorced his ex-wife

This is because a lot of people have that question of whether he "killed her or divorced her", and I think he just gets divorced and that's it, because otherwise I think Vanessa would tell Mike more just when she reveals to him that Steve Raglan, who was actually William Afton, was her father and the children's killer. I don't think it makes sense for him to have killed her since if that were the case Vanessa would say or she just suffered such a strong trauma with the discovery of her mother's death that she forgot about it, how sometimes the brain has a mechanism to try to forget traumatic memories as a form of self-protection.

• He smokes

I'm not so sure about this one, I saw some art and drawings online of him smoking and in my head it makes sense that he smokes, it's not information about the character, but I don't know, in my head It makes sense that he smokes like those tired fathers and men, I would say he was both types if he wasn't such a horrible father to Vanessa.

• He forced Vanessa to join the police

I thought of this headcanon because I think it would make sense that he forced Vanessa to join the police when she grew up because then he would have connections in the police, which would keep him safe and out of sight to continue committing his crimes without anyone suspecting him. And if they did, he would have his own police daughter to use and keep his record clean. And well, he would have no difficulty in forcing Vanessa to do this and having him protect her from the police, since as we see, Vanessa is very traumatized and is extremely afraid of her father.

Anyway guys, that's what I have for now, I plan to write more in a next post, I'm posting this now because I'm out of ideas and I should have posted this a few days ago, but I forgot.

Thank you for reading, bunny kisses. 💗🐰

[not-goldy]

More and more sources reporting Jikook will both exclusively stay together at 5th division for the entire 18 months confirmed. They will be deployed to a unit together on the 5th week, cause they enlisted as companions in the buddy system & won't separate, but likely not Jin's area & won't be made public, but at least they will for sure be together until they release. Not that there was any doubt, but its nice to see it in writing. They chose the buddy system together for this reason. They could have just went to 5th division as individuals or anywhere else with anyone else, for that matter, but they wanted to do it as companions to stay together and everything is working out for them. They didn't want to be separated and they are not gonna be. Also, can we take a minute to think about this, cause Like holy shit. Jikook worked so hard behind the scenes in silence and set this up for themselves, while they were being mocked, ridiculed, their bond trashed, horrible rumors about not being close or even friends who have each other's numbers and really pulled off the biggest FU ever. They didn't let anything or anyone get in the way of their goal of staying together. Good for them. I didn't think Jikook could surprise me more, but damnit, They did.

Hopefully some who were still trying to convince their followers they were gonna split after 5 weeks and Jk go to where other members are cause he's dating them, gets their asses handed to them by their followers for continuing to purposely gaslight them and lie to them. I would be in their face screaming right now, making sure they don't get a good night sleep. Some of these tkk really been thinking Jk was gonna leave and this was just temporary. These idiots with their 'My boyfriend's, girlfriend's, mailman, who has this 1/4 korean friend told a friend of a friend who knows korean" bullshit, need to be gone. This fandom needs to start weeding out these manipulators and liars, starting right now and clean house for the next 18 months.

I always say, we can sit here and talk and tear their relationship apart and put it back together, doesn't matter. They are doing the relationship.

Seems people don't understand at this point what a relationship actually is. They are there making PLANS together in ways that COUPLES WOULD.

It's not about the oh they went out to drink with this person or that person, or they went to see a concert, or they wore the same jewelry or bracelet or jacket.

ITS ABOUT THE BIG IMPORTANT DECISIONS LIKE GOING ON A TRIP TOGETHER BEFORE ENLISTING, DECIDING TO ENLIST TOGETHER KNOWING VERY WELL THEY WILL DEFINITELY REUNITE AS PART OF A BAND AND WORK TOGETHER STILL AFTER MS

I like to see these two actually get sick and tired of eachother cos right now it seems we have to pull them apart kicking and screaming.

I said years and years and every year their attachment to eachother is borderline unhealthy and that they could use a bit of independence- then covid hit and they pretended to live independently only for them to pack their bags to hell together. As their therapist I'm sick of them🤣

[zaynesdesimc]

Chapter One- Partnership Deed.

Summary: the very beginning. how he came to be in the same house as you.

Author's notes: it's a small chapter, i'm sorry but more to come!

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Chapter One|Chapter Two|Masterlist

No one tells you about how horrible this feeling is. This aloneness that consumes you. That empty that comes after everyone has left and you’re sitting there in the living room all alone. A hurried dinner you’re too tired to eat left on the table.

*Ring*

You’re jolted out of your depressive pity party at the sound of your phone ringing. Muting David Attenborough’s soothing voice and looking at your phone.

Unknown Number.

You pick it up and put it on speaker, sitting up straight, “Hello?”

The man who responds asks if you’re the one who put that advertisement for a roommate. You say yes, and he asks if he can come by to check the apartment out and you nod to no one, replying that yes, of course can, whenever he’s free.

“You mind if I come by now? I’m returning from the campus library actually.”

Because the only calls you’ve gotten till now were sleazy asshole who weren’t students, you’re surprised that guy is actually in your university.

“....Hello?”

“Yeah! Sorry!” you know you should say no, it’s nine in the night, you have work to do, a chapter to write, a business model to research, you should tell him to boot and that yes, you did mind if he came now, “Sure, you can stop by, I’ve got nothing to do. Can I get your name though, wouldn’t want a total stranger to enter my house, y’know.” you awkwardly chuckle and introduce yourself.

“Miguel. Miguel O’Hara.”

It’s a miracle you don’t drop the phone.

After what you can only describe as a painfully awkward goodbye, you rush to clean your apartment. Cursing the post-it’s scattered all around the house. They’re plot ideas, written in blue, purple, pink, all over the kitchen. The stray black ink used for definitions for costs and tendency curves and fuck if you remember what they mean and another fuck because this is Miguel O’Hara. The lead guitarist of that one band that always plays during uni fests. The tall fucking literal bull of a guy who captures everyone attention without meaning to. You both haven’t ever spoken to each other, never crossed paths because he’s a STEM student and though technically business is considered STEM for..whatever reason, it’s not the same and it’s in a different building. But you know who he is.  You’ve seen him from a distance, your friends teasing you for looking at someone like a blushing little girl, but you’re playing safe. 

You’ve just managed to make the place presentable when the intercom buzzes. In your haste to reach it, your toe catches on one of the dining chairs and you resist the urge to just say screw this and curl up in a ball and cry, instead hobbling over to the machine, cursing under your breath as you press the button, “Come on in!” you muster the cheeriest voice you can imagine. Granting him access into the building and immediately letting out a not so cheery expletive once your finger leaves the contraption. If this is all for naught you swear you’ll stay single till college is over, you can just live in fantasy, because god this guy is an idiot who thinks he can come up whenever he thinks he can. He’s probably one of those asshole dudes who thinks they’re better than everyone else.

But your dumbass is to blame. Your stupid constant to please people gee thanks for that mom

You rush to open the door as soon as you hear the knock, bracing yourself for an arrogant dude smirking at you-

Yes, that is Miguel O’Hara at your doorstep, but he’s shyly? Scratching the back of his neck, looking almost apologetic.

“I am so sorry for just barging in this late.” is the first thing he says,wincing as your eyebrows raise, “it’s just-

“No, it’s okay, you don’t have to say anything. It’s alright.” you smile and open the door wider, inviting him in.

Jesus, what was in the water he drank as a child? He towers over you as he steps in. You look up to his face as he scans the living room, almost smiling at the organized chaos around the house.

“Uh, over here is the bedroom you’ll be taking, if you’re moving in that is.” you walk past him, sleeve brushing his, pointing to the open bedroom he walks into, nodding approvingly. It’s decent for the money he’d pay as rent, there’s actually no reason for him to refuse. He can stay here-

“It’s a beautiful place.” he finally looks down at you, “Yeah, I think, if there’s no one else at the moment, I’ll be happy to accomodate the room.”

And that’s the story of how Miguel O’Hara became your roommate.

You wish you could say you lived happily ever after.

“Miguel!” you bang on his door, “Wash the fucking dishes, today’s your turn!”

You get a hum in return, and you know the dishes will get done really late or he’ll probably fall asleep at his desk. You wish you could ignore it, you really do. But again, thank the instilled doctrine that if you’re lazy to do anything you’re pathetic and don’t deserve to breathe air. With a swear on your breath, you storm to the kitchen, making sure to bang the dinner dishes as loud as you can. It’s been a week since he moved in. A week.

He had helped with dinner. Vegetable Gravy with turmeric and chillies and roti’s. Guy liked trying different cuisines and your penchant for cooking came in handy. One thing your mother taught you that helped. And he said he’d wash, that you worked too hard and he didn’t like seeing you all stressed out like a little mouse.

“You’re like a little mouse, always moving here and there.” He chuckles, his fingers wiggling to mimic a scampering rodent and sticks it in front of your face. 

You slap it away, “Oye, watch the gravy.” you point at the curry with your rolling pin.

 He dips a finger and brings it to his mouth to taste, looking at you as he licks it.

“Hmm, muy delicioso .”

“Thanks.”

In a partnership, to specify the deals of the relationship, a partnership deed is drawn up for specifics. Percentage of profit, ratio of distribution, shit like that. Roles for each partner. That’s precisely what this asshole needs, a real live list for him to see. You wonder if he needs sock puppets and Cheerios as well.

It takes ten minutes to draw up a good contract, with clear rules laid out for the both of you, he’ll probably come out in a few minutes.

—----

You wake up in a start, the lights are off, and there’s a blanket on top of you. The tv that was switched on was now switched off. 

That ass had finally come out, and he’d covered your sleeping form and switched the TV off. The metal glint of a pen catches your attention. Blinking, you scramble for the deed, looking over it, and on the bottom, right where you’d written out his name was his signature. And a little drawing of a flower with a sad face saying sorry in bubble speech.

Idiot. You smile, clicking the pen and signing above your name. 

He better make breakfast tomorrow.

[beanthebugboi]

70, 68, 16 for the horrible questions >:3

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

Damn, you do NOT start light haha. Yeah, I think if it came to that, there are quite a few people I would die for.. aaand I'm definitely overthinking this question and I might not be in the best headspace for this rn so I'm gonna move on to the next one :)

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

My mom. We talked about politics and human rights and resistance and hope, we both cried a bit, and then I blasted Pink Pony Club in the kitchen while I cleaned up after dinner. And I cried again at "I'm gonna keep on dancing," and then my mom cried again when I told her about a post that said "queer joy is rebellion".

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

Tired. Very tired. But a little more hopeful than I did yesterday, I guess. I've been listening to Nothing You Can Take From Me on loop. Also, thirsty, so thank you for the reminder to check in with myself and get some water <3

[pbandjesse]

I had such a wonderful day. Like it was wildly long but this was the most successful single day market i have ever had. It was awesome. And Jess came!! It was just a really good day.

I did not sleep well though. Every time I went back to sleep I started a new nightmare and it was very very distressing. So it was not a super restful evening, which made me really nervous about my energy levels today. But it ended up being fine. Like yeah I'm tired now but mostly I'm just happy.

I got up a little after 8. Jess had already texted me that she was on her way and her ETA was around 930. Which was perfect.

I got up and cleaned up and dressed. I decided to just sort of make the bed because I figure that we were going to come home and basically get right in bed so what was the point in fussing. Instead I just got myself ready. James left me an egg sandwich and I enjoyed that while I hung out in the kitchen.

I made two drinks to bring with me. Got some snacks to have in my backpack. And around 9 I got the last of my stuff to put in the car to go! I was a little anxious because of the parking garage. Which I had become lost in last time. So I wanted to leave early with plenty of time to figure it out.

Thankfully the parking garage wasn't as scary as I feared. And I got a very good spot right near the ramp. And the spot next to me was open so when Jess got there a few minutes ago later she just parked next to me.

While I waited for her I packed up the wagon and was feeling pretty good about everything.

When Jesse got in I was so happy to see her. And just talk. We talked a lot today. And I was just happy to have her.

And it would be an excellent market day. Even if it was really long. Jess helped me navigate getting my wagon up the ramp and across two streets to the pavilion. The door I thought we should go in was locked. So we had to walk around the back to find the loading dock. Which was slightly confusing but it was fine we did figure it out with some help. And soon we found my table.

I was surprised at how few people were there. Like there were a few tables that had been set up last night but there was only like 5 people there now. I was over a half hour later the. The scheduled load in time and we still were wildly early compared to everyone else.

We got set up. And there was some moving around and figuring things out but I was really happy with how it all looked.

We did push my table down a few feet because they had drawn on the window behind my table with chalk but then it got on my scarf and jacket and felt horrible. And I didn't want to keep dealing with that so we shifted. They did want me to move back and said that was totally fine, once the window is cleaned off. Like it was literally only painted in that one spot. The organizer said absolutely. It did take most of an hour to find paper towels and a rag to clean it but that's fine. We would take our time setting up. I got the tablet register ready and walked Jess through it. Though I would mainly be on the tablet and she would keep track on the ledger and handle the bags and the cash box. We were honestly a really excellent team.

Once the window was clean and my table was moved, we covered it with my scarf, and went to lunch. We looked around on Google and I found Pete's pour house, which was just around the corner. And it was honestly great. Like I will go back there for sure. It was a weird alley entrance but it was a very cool old-school bar. I got a double decker grilled cheese, and Jess got a BLT. And the waitress was super nice. We talked about my birth plan document and Jess really made me feel like she's going to be there for me and I appreciate that so very very much. It was also just good to talk through all my ideas. And the food was great so I was having an excellent time.

We went back to the pavilion and while the market didn't open until 2, the building opens at 11. So people were already coming through! And at 12:55 I made my first sale! And then before 2 I already made $60.

This was such a good day. I made consistent sales. People were saying such kind things. About how cute everything was. People has excellent questions and made me feel so good. Like a good and successful artist.

Jess was super supportive and she said that since the last market she had come to, which was possibly last year but maybe the year before, she was impressed by how I've narrowed my focus but become more professional. Felt really good.

We would take turns going for little walks or using the bathroom. But I think we both just really enjoyed being safe behind the table. People watching. Seeing everyone's fashions. And I love love loved how busy things got. Baltimore showed out. And that was just so good. Like I love Baltimore and I love the harbor. And it was so wonderful seeing all these different people supporting local makers and entrepreneurs. It was just really really wonderful.

I made so many sales. My mystery/surprise bags did amazing and would sell out. I some a few stickers. A few prints. One pin. And a good amount of plushies. It was awesome. I also just was sewing basically the whole time. Which made people come and talk to me about how I'm making and the process and had great questions about my products and classes and things I do. It was honestly just a blast.

One of the funniest things that happened was when I finished the first two of my new tadpoles. And within five minutes of finishing them and putting them on the table someone bought them both! And was so excited about them. People really responded to the tadpoles in general. Even if Jess said they were slightly obscene (sperms?). People liked them.

A nice interaction I had was when a teen girl really wanted a surprise bag but she only had $8. And I was like darling I will take the $8. And you should have seen her face. She was like. Really??? Are you sure? And I was like I set all my own prices and I am totally fine with this deal. And she was so excited and I was so excited that she was excited. And that was my feeling this entire day. People being excited about their mystery bags or their chosen friends and it was just so affirming. Made me want to do better and better.

The day was long. But it was fun. Jess would stay until James got done work and joined us. But she was getting tired and had an hours drive home. So hugs all around. And she was off.

But I was so happy to have James there. Even if they were tired. They haven't been sleeping well and it was just hitting them bag. I really appreciated them staying with me. They would get us some food from the corner store later. But mainly we were just together. I was having a nice time. And enjoying talking to people. .y hands would get tired eventually and I stoped making nee things for the time being. I have more to make tomorrow. I would half finish 5 bears, and totally finish 5 frogs and 5 tadpoles. Some older women were complimenting me on my sewing and how fast I was which was so nice of them.

There was good music today. A little loud at times but not to bad. I was just bopping at my table. But at 8 it was time to go. James helped me gather the empty basket from the surprise bears, the cashbox, my tablet, and a few other small things. We covered the table with a cloth for protection. And said goodbye, we'll be back tomorrow!

Tomorrow is noon until 6. I am out of birth certificates though so we will still leave a little early to go to the museum to print some. And get to the pavilion at 11ish. It won't take me long to reset everything. Now though was time to go home.

James walked to the car with me to drop off my basket and their backpack. Then they double backed for their bike while I went home.

I would beat them by a few minutes. Bringing everything inside. James would feed Sweetp, which was being very affectionate. I made 18 surprise bags. Giving one frog to Sweetp who would throw it up in the air and catch it and was being so cute. And I would finish the bears I worked on today. Adding their faces and doing all of their fixings. James helped stuff them and I'll sew them closed tomorrow so they can go right back on the table. James also helped cut business cards and sat on the floor with me. I was annoyed for a few minutes while I couldn't find my brown bags but eventually they showed up and I was able to totally finish resetting everything. We went through the cash box and James tallied up the ledger and I made almost $750 today!! That is the most I have ever done. And I'm just wildly proud of myself. Especially on this month that I'm low on hours at my jobs, this just feels monumental. Like I'm a successful artist.

We finished cleaning up. And I came upstairs to take a shower. I am sipping juice now and James is finishing their Spanish Duolingo and telling me about some world events they accidently caused through a curse. Silly. But now is time for sleep.

Tomorrow is another market. And I am looking forward to it. Wish me luck everyone. I love you all. Goodnight!

[ssirenaamae]

HER| Park Jimin 박 지민

Based on the song “HER” by Chase Atlantic

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Chapter one

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"Sometimes, I wish you were a man, Kyung-Mi," Chung-Ae sighed.

What?

"I'm not even going to question what goes on in your mind at this point, Chung-Ae," I laughed as I continued to wipe one of the tables of the diner.

She tends to say the most random things ever. Her mind sure is something. Not going to lie, I'm kind of jealous.

"I'm serious! Men these days are just pure trash. Sure, there might be good guys out here somewhere—but so far all the ones I've met are just horrible. You have all the great qualities one looks for in a partner!" She whined.

I mean, she does have a point about it being tough to find some good partners these days. I've only been in like two relationships, but they weren't anything memorable or serious. At the same time, I wouldn't even count them as a relationship if they were in middle school though.

I was about to date a few guys back in high school, but they all either were messing with me, or it just didn't work out.

I guess I have terrible luck when it comes to men. Maybe I even have terrible qualities which leads me to still be single today, but Chung-Ae says other ways.

"You do have a point," I huffed.

After cleaning the final table in the diner, I take off my apron and smile in satisfaction. Today sure was a long day at the diner.

"Do you underestand, though?! Kyung-Mi, I don't want to end up alone and miserable. I need a man, and fast!" Chung-Ae complained.

"Honestly speaking—I feel the same way," I finally gave in and threw myself at one of the couches and groaned.

We both looked at each other and frowned. We can't stay in this depressing mood forever.

Who am I kidding, though? We're very pessimistic, so we'll probably keep on torturing ourselves about it.

"We have got to do something about this," Chung-Ae said.

"I think we should just let ourselves go with the flow," I replied.

"What? And leave ourselves single with 30 cats? No, thanks," she scoffed.

God, is she tiring sometimes...

If we keep on speaking about this topic, we'll probably ball our eyes out at this point. To be honest, I'm not really in the mood to wipe Chung-Ae's snot off her face—or listen to a sad playlist together.

"If I buy us dinner, will you shut up about this?"

"No way! I'm not that cheap, love," she huffed proudly.

I rolled my eyes, "Okay, I'm buying us dinner for a whole week. How about that?"

It grew silent for a moment.

"You have got yourself a deal."

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"So then I looked this girl in the eye and told her to piss off and—you are not even listening to me!" Chung-Ae screeched.

"Well, you know I zone out a lot. So, technically, it isn't my fault. It's genetics!" I justified.

"What does genetics have to—I can't even believe you're in medical school at this point," she facepalmed.

"I couldn't believe it either at first—trust me," I said.

I remember quite vividly how I had imposter syndrome. I was terribly convinced that they must've had a mix-up with me and another student. It was so stressful. Luckily enough, I managed to do well over the past few years at school.

Medical school is not for the faint-hearted. I probably should've known that before entering. Then again, some people think it's not that bad. I don't know if they're too smart or if I'm just stupid.

Chung-Ae, on the other hand, already graduated and is now working as an interior designer. I, on the other hand, am in my last year in medical school.

"Anyway, how many months do you have left before you officially graduate?" Chung-Ae asked as she munched on her bruschetta.

"3 months. Our graduation ceremony will be done after it in 2 months, "I answered as I was cutting the steak into bite-sized pieces for Chung-ae. She doesn't know how to use a knife that well, so I try to help at times.

"And you wonder why I said I wish you were a man," Chung-Ae mumbled as she watched me cut her steak for her.

"Anyway, you just have five months left?! God, I can't wait for you to work too so we both complain about our coworkers or—"

Chung-Ae started coughing and banged on her chest in an attempt to stop coughing. As I was about to go and help her, same thing with the waiter, she gestured for us a thumbs up. Unknowingly, we both exhaled a huge breath we'd been holding in.

"Miss, are you alright? Was there something in the food?" The waiter nervously asked.

She shook her head, "No, there's nothing with the food. It's all good, thank you."

After the waiter left, I looked at her with my brows raised. She gestured for me to wait a minute as she was drinking water.

"Isn't that your professor right there? Park Mijin was it?" She whisper-shouted.

As I looked in the direction she pointed at, my breath hitched as I saw professor Park with a woman, conversing over something.

Was he on a date?

I gulped, "Yeah, um that's him yeah."

I couldn't help but stare at them as my heart was beating so hard. The way he was smiling at her made my lips twitch.

"Kyung-Mi..." Chung-Ae wiped my face, which confused me as I didn't know that I was crying.

I thanked her and took the tissues from her, attempting to stop the tears from running down my face.

"God, what's wrong with me? Why am I even crying," I laughed, attempting to lighten the mood.

That didn't work though as Chung-Ae held my hands and rubbed them, looking at me sympathetically. We sit in silence like this for a few minutes as the restaurant's atmosphere filled in the quietness.

I can't believe I cried in public. I mean, I know people didn't notice, nor do they care; however, I'm still embarrassed.

If I cry, I usually cry at home or at Chung-Ae's house. I always try to restrain myself in public—though I guess this doesn't apply to what happened right now.

I wish I wasn't so sensitive sometimes.

"I'm sorry. I know you like him a lot," Chung-Ae broke the silence.

"Yeah, well—he's my professor, so it's not like something was going to happen anyway," I sniffled, still looking at the table rather than at her.

"It's his loss anyway," she tried to cheer me up.

I smiled slightly, mouthing a small thank you as I tried to recollect myself.

I know it's so inappropriate to like my teacher, but he has been an important figure in my life since last year. He treated me so well too. I've never been treated with this much care and respect.

He never crossed any boundaries, though. I'm just the idiot who falls for any guy who gives her the slightest attention. Even more of an idiot to fall for my professor.

But can you blame me though? He's smart, sophisticated, mature, gorgeous, kind, sweet, and caring. It's like he's flawless.

If only things were different, then maybe...

"Kyung-Mi, come on, let's go," Chung-As called out to me.

I furrowed my brows, "But, aren't I supposed to pay for dinner?"

"I did, so no worries. You can treat me to dinner later," She smiled.

This girl.

I picked up my bag and began to head out. Before leaving, I couldn't help but stare at them momentarily before I left.

Unbeknownst to me, he managed to catch a glimpse of me before I left.

[missamyrisa2]

I'm about to confess one of my earliest tickle fantasies, so I'm a little embarrassed, but I wonder if you've ever fantasized about anything similar? (I also kinda want to see if I can fluster you the way you fluster me haha) Anyway, I've always wished there existed something like a spa, but instead of massages and facials and stuff you just get tickled. The goal is to coax all the negative feelings out by making the client laugh as hard as possible for as long as possible. The pro ticklers are all in scrubs, and before the actual treatment starts they have to do an initial consultation where one of them tickles you in different spots in front of all their coworkers, who rank how ticklish you are on different sections of your body, and which tools and techniques work best, so they can tailor your session to maximize your experience.

In my fantasies there's always several people "working on" me at once. They start by stripping me naked and gently restraining me on a table, then tickle me all over until I'm incoherent and literally sobbing from bliss. Oh, and throughout the session they keep calling to their fellow professional ticklers as "backup" ("I think we need more sets of fingers on that tummy, and maybe a few more feathers under the toes. Can we get 3-5 more lers in here?") By the end of it, I don't even know how many people are cramming in to tickle me at once, just that it tickles so, so SOOO bad, and it's the best thing my body has ever felt. It's not just all the fingers and feathers and other contraptions being used to tickle all my worst spots, but it's the countless voices cooing at me and babying me, making me feel horribly embarrassed but somehow happy and safe at the same time. Then they give me a bath using all kinds of ticklish cleaning tools as well as their many many fingers, talking and joking to each other about how cute my laugh is and all the funny things I said and did while being tickled into hysterics. 8-10 gigglegasms, minimum, guaranteed.

They also offer week-long retreats, which I highly, HIGHLY recommend :) If you read all this Amy, thanks for indulging me. I love your delicious teases ;)

Ohhh my gosssh I'm loving the stories you're all sending in latelyyy~ just sooo cute and alsooo this gets me sooo bad!! Consider me highly flustered~ because you know, I have my tickle therapist I see every once in a while anddd the whole thing of that is she's a healer and is alll about putting me into what she calls the "giggle zone" where I'm so coated in those sensations that all my negative energy is flowing out of the room~ and it works and also teases me into oblivion. Like in our last session one of the things she did was use two q-tips and was lightly poking them allll over my tummy and navel and it just put me into deep tickly fuzziesss (chuckling and teasing "tiiickled by a q-tip...")

Sooo yesss indeed~ multiply that by say four or five, and surround yourself in the medical environment and my gooosssh the ticklehots are through the roof~ silly, but I also think of it like very procedural with that many pros working away, like at those races where you see all those techs removing and replacing tires in seconds. Except it's a bunch of sassy pros in scrubs rapidly working their finely honed skills to hotwire your body into ticklish perfection. And just imagineee all those faces changing out, some of them peeking through the melee to watch and see your giggly reactions as they wait for their turn. They all have those smirking eyes, where even if they're masked you can seeee the smirk. The cascade of voices is almost too much to discern but the individual teases can't not be heard, every comment about your body and reactions like fluttering brushes in the inner ears~

And of course yesss the cleansing bathing probably before and after the session ~ because they have to keep you happy & healthy ~ a big sudsy tub with tingly bubbles, their gloved hands reaching in to pull your feet up for brisk scrubbing as those equipped with longer brushes grab and arm and work your pits and ribs ~ while a highly skilled tech kneels to minister to your royal area with the softest of cloths, working slowly and methodically as the scrubby teasy tools work rapidly ~ and the sweetest of the techs makes sure your face stays rosy blushy~ not to mention~~ you'll need to be flipped with poking tickles so they can grasp your legs and hold your arms while that lead tech ensures your cute peach is polished to perfection~

Naturally ~ you'll gigglegasm, and good thing you're already in a cleaning facility~<3

[everdreamtree]

I hate going to bed. It's the only time I can't keep thoughts at bay. Shit comes flooding back and I can't distract myself by being busy.

Bad thing after bad thing (most of which won't be mentioned as it's too personal) has been happening and it's such a whiplash from the good emotional highs I was just experiencing earlier this year. Hell I finally found a great FC before. They were super friendly, even had a casual static with them. That is until the later half of UwU prog bc we thought it would be fun to clear it before DT.

Who knew it would be taken so seriously that the static devolved from the fun and friendly banter it used to be to finger pointing and mistreating those that the static thought were at fault. Insane shit since I was the overanalyzer when it came to watching others. I saw every time someone made a mistake. I encouraged them the best I could and always tried to keep things positive with comfort and jokes. What was going on? Why the snowball effect of small errors from everyone putting too much strain on the healers. I can't even recall a single clean run. Not even our clear was clean. Each death puts more weight on the healers and they couldn't fucking see that and settled with the healers can't heal. Either that or they're too focused on saving your ass that they fumble their mec. We got our clear bc I took the healers into my own damn server and did reminders and call outs for them. They fucking knew their mecs too they just couldn't do them the moment an anvil was dropped on them. Me doing call outs grounded them from going into heal tunneling on someone that's rapidly losing hp bc of fucking up or rushing to rez someone to meet the next mec. That got our clear.

This wasn't just people from some static. These were friends. The one that mistreated us the most was even the very person we sent gifts IRL to before. But this person is also a major member of the FC and the isolating is so plain that it burns. Even the static silently moved on to other content without us knowing. Maybe take your tank privileged ass and fuck off. Every fucking time you fucked up the healers poured all their damn utilities into your ass to keep it alive bc they knew your death meant a wipe. Fuck any incoming damage after that they're drained. I especially lost it when a fill in rando yelled at our healers and he just LAUGHED ...

I don't get it... Why turn into someone horrible enough to treat their own friend like that? And for what? A title and a sparkly wep? Fuck off anyone can get that with enough time and effort. It ain't that goddamn special. Even my RETIRED titles you can't even get are cooler than that and I don't flaunt them.

It happens again and again. I try so damn hard to be kind and helpful and to listen and comfort when I know someone isn't well--all for it to mean jack shit in the end.

There's so much more going on but again it's too personal. I just needed to get at least this off of my chest to some degree. I'm not asking for help or comfort bc people have enough going on in their own lives. I just needed to vent.

I'm tired. I'm tired of trying with people. I'm hoping and praying to anything out there that I don't lose the few I have left. I'm still terrified I will eventually since it's always happened in the past.

I really do love and appreciate those that are still around even with my problem of reclusing when in pain and for any way that I might have fucked up. You're the few that haven't forgotten or abandoned me despite it all.

You're the only ones that are keeping me from recoiling from the world and just reclusing forever.

I love you and I'm always wishing you the best in life.