#I'm trying my best to find the most affordable courier

[refrone]

Is 40-50 shipping free expensive for you guys in the US? 🥹

[getlitaesthetic]

Hello, I find your dark AU really interesting and I was wondering if I can have a match up please? I'm a 20 year old med student with a preference for she/her. Appearance-wise I'm tall (175cm) with really long skinny legs, average build, bigger shoulders and chest and kinda boney. I have green eyes that change colour depending on the light and long-ish dark brown hair with two blonde streaks e-girl style, high cheekbones and prominent eyebrows. (1/7)

I'm the poster girl for ENTP, a slytherin and a scorpio, and my alignment is neutral evil. I'm extremely ambitious (although also a big procrastinator who is astoundingly lazy and waits until the last moment to get something done) and competitive (my biggest motivation is spite, think whiplash if you've seen it). I am usually high in top of my class, not necessarily because I enjoy studying, but because I hate losing. I tend to be mean and I'm too blunt for my own good. (2/7)

I'm intelligent and I have a wide range of interests from astrology and tarot (I'm highly intuitive which makes me pretty good at interpreting tarot) to philosophy, cinematography, reading, traveling, make-up and all things creepy. No matter what I do, I am thorough and I strive for perfection. I also love puzzles, my favourite thing when it comes to medical school it's putting the pieces together and figuring out the disease. (3/7)

My fashion style is versatile and I love coming up with interesting outfits and make-up looks. I also have a good sense of humour, or so I've been told and I'm very playful. I analyse the people around me a lot, and I'm quite empathetic and can pick up on the emotions of others easily. I have few close friends which I care very deeply about, and a lot of aquittances since I'm pretty easy to get along with and I never say no to a party. (4/7)

I'm adventurous and I'm always craving some sort of excitement in my life. I love my independence and I hate being controlled, but I'm willing to make compromises and adjust to the situation, though sometimes not for too long. I'm a very passionate person, the nothing or all-in type. I tend to be stubborn and messy, but there is order in my chaos. I have a hedonistic streak and I often indulge in smoking or alcohol. (5/7)

If I were to date a villain I'd probably be kind of supportive since I'm morally ambiguous and I love pleasing my SO ~ and I'm also kind of a slut for angst. I'm highly adaptable and even though I can be reckless when the stakes are high I'm extremely calculated and able to play whatever part I need in order to get my way, so I would try to remain in their favour as long as possible, whatever that means. (6/7)

I guess my biggest fear is that I'm running out of time and that I'll die without having lived everything I wanted. My biggest desire is money, not out of greed necessarily but because money gives you power and if you use it cleverly enough high status. Sorry, this turned out to be quite long, oops and thank you! (7/7)

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I match you with: ASMODEUS

You couldn’t stand being told that you wouldn’t survive a job in the highly popular clubs around the Devildom. Application after application, rejected, laughed at, your classmates and peers so clearly mocking your attempt. So you were determined. You would be the first human to get a job at one of Asmodeus’ clubs.

You found your in through Seroth, the bubbly and incredibly efficient heart-dotted demon who was in charge of Obscaena. You admired how fast, thorough, and controlled she was, it was as if everything she did was completely effortless. After quite a lot of convincing (read: favors paired with begging), she recommended you for a server job at one of Obscaena’s sister clubs, Smut. You accepted the job eagerly and without thought, knowing you would put 100% into any task asked of you.

On your first day, you showed up in the most beautiful clothes you could afford from one of the boutiques nearby, face and hair carefully done and set, a smile on your face. You had learned from Seroth that being friendly and flirty was... well, most of the job description.

The job was mostly what you expected, bringing orders out to customers, anything from drinks to room keys to very large sex toys. You were often harassed by patrons, but did your best to brush it off night after night. You were so proud. You had proved them all wrong.

Until the fateful night came. You had just arrived to the Hall after your shift, when a courier in all pink and gold knocked on your bedroom door. You opened it, and your blood ran cold as you were handed a very familiar envelope, also pink, and closed with a beautiful wax seal. You opened it, already knowing what it said.

It detailed in stunning calligraphy the time you were to report to your own place of work for a one-on-one session with Asmodeus himself, who until now you had only seen and slightly longed for in passing. You knew intimately that it would be the last day of your life. It was signed in the curling font of the Sin.

You lasted 6 months and 3 days in the Devildom, and died 17 hours into your session. Pity, that.