#I'm thinkin tacos

[transgender-catboy]

did you know the human body can survive on half a Reese's bar and some water for a whole day?

[yoyleberry-eater]

OK A FEW PPL WANT THE LYRIC...I SHALL DO IT FOR THEM.

its time for the inanimate insanity x Alexander Hamilton lyric to begin. [anyone] How does a bastard, fat slob, son of a Cob and an idea, dropped in the middle of a forgotten Spot in the Paradise by providence, impoverished, in squalor Grow up to be a hero and a show host?

[anyone] The 4 phone Founding Father with a father Got a lot farther by working a lot harder By being a lot dumber, by being a self-starter By who knows, they placed him in charge of Inanimate Insanity

[anyone] And every day while contestants were being regenerated and eliminated Away across the wind, he struggled and kept his guard up Inside, he was longing for something to be a part of The brother was ready to take charge, regenerate, eliminate, or create

[anyone] Then Cobs came, and devastation reigned Our man saw his future drip, dripping down the drain Put a pen to his temple, connected it to his brain And he wrote his first episode, a season to his pain

[anyone] Well, the word got around, they said, "This kid is insane, man" Took up a collection just to send him to the mainland "Get your seasons, don't forget from whence you came, and The world's gonna know your name, what's your name, man?"

[mefon4] MePhone4 My name is MePhone4 And there's a million things I haven't done But just you wait, just you wait

[anyone] When he was 2 his father yelled, full of it, debt-ridden Two years later, see Mephone and his ideas bed-ridden Half-dead sittin' in their own sick, the scent thick And 4 got better, but his determination went quick

[anyone] Moved in with 4S, the phone committed sacrifice Left him with nothin' but contestants, something new inside A voice sayin', "4, you gotta fend for yourself" He started retreatin' and writin' every idea on his mind

[anyone] There would have been nothin' left to do for someone less astute He woulda been dead or destitute without a cent of restitution Started workin', thinkin' for his late brother's pride Leadin' a show and all the things he can't afford Scammin' for every cent he can get his hands on Plannin' for the future see him now as he stands on (Ooh) The land of a season headed for a better life In Paradise, you can be a new man

[quite a few, including mefon] In Paradise, you can be a new man (Just you wait) In Paradise, you can be a new man (Just you wait) In Paradise, you can be a new man

[anyone] In Paradise (Paradise) [mefon] Just you wait

[quite a few] MePhone4 (MePhone4) We are waiting in the wings for you (Waiting in the wings for you) You could never back down You never learned to take your time Oh, MePhone4 (MePhone4) When contestants sing for you Will they know what you overcame? Will they know you rewrote the game? The world will never be the same, oh

[anyone] Boaty is in the harbor now See if you can spot him (Just you wait) Another show host Comin' up from the bottom (Just you wait) His enemies destroyed his rep People forgot him

[contestants-ii winners or finalists] We fought with him

[4S] Me? I died for him

[toilet] Me? I trusted him

[floory] Me? I allied with him

[mepad, taco, or anyone in the mannor] And me? I'm the damn fool that left him

[quite a few] There's a million things I haven't done But just you wait

[anyone] What's your name, man?

[quite a few] MePhone4!!!

[thelampisaflashlight]

Swiss, holding his son: "Remind me again why you named him Baja Blast?" Crescent: "Well, originally, I was going to name him Cheddar, 'cause you're Swiss and I was thinkin' since I'm named after the moon, and there was this joke I had about moon cheese, but I forgot it..." -sniffs- "And then I wound up eating Taco Bell as my first meal in the hospital after all was said and done and I held my drink up next to him for a size comparison-" Swiss, looking at his son, then at Crescent: "For a size comparison?" Crescent, nodding: "Exactly." -boops Baja Blast's nose- "The color was a near perfect match." Swiss: "...Did you put that on the birth certificate?" Crescent: "Heck no!" -whispering- "...Named him Simon." Swiss: "...Simon." -hums- "Swiss would have been-" Crescent, hand on his shoulder: "I would have named him Baja Blast for real before I named him Swiss Junior..." Swiss: "What about Lichtenstein?" Crescent: "...Is that a freaking geography joke-" BB: -wondering how he ended up with these two as his parents-

[sweaterdestroyer]

FREINDS,,, I'm getting a pet fireleg tarantula vv soon I'm supa dupa excited>_< I'm thinkin bout namin it after a tf2 Merc or after my pal.. Idk!

It's native to Mexico... We don't have any taco Bell in Indonesia so it mite feel homesick<\3 /jkjkjk

Erhm gimme some name recommendations!

[vampcubus]

HI ASHI!! Sorry i didn’t message you earlier haha

testing has came up recently and i’ve been pretty stressed

my instructor that had a stroke is okayish but we have to have a substitute until she gets back

how has ur day been?? vv

HI REMI!! and dw abt it, i'm happy to see you regardless of time <3 ahhh i'm sorry to hear you've been stressed out over testing :(( i wish you luck on your tests!! you got this, i believe in u.

my day's been very chill! (aside from car trouble that started up yesterday) finally got a day off from my jobs to relax and work on some writing :3 i also plan to cook today! i'm thinkin' tacos since they're easy.

[pixies-and-poets]

Since I'm heading out for mexican food rn I wondered; do you have any hcs for Sparks of Hope characters' favorite kinds of food? Doesn't have to be the spark hunters lmao could be any one. I'll share mine once I'm back from the mexican place lol (and again sorry i bring up sparks of hope so much)

First of all, you don't have to apologize, second of all, hope you enjoy the food!! I only really get Mexican food these days when I'm visiting my relatives (I grew up in Texas but don't live there anymore). So I am jealous /lh

On that note it's hard not to imagine that Rabbid Luigi is obsessed with tacos. In his brain there is only one day, Taco Tuesday. It consumes all. It's not like they're the only thing he eats but.... he's thinkin about 'em all the time.

Rabbid Mario pretty much entirely eats pasta and pizza if he can help it; the kind of stuff Mario himself dreams about.

Rabbid Rosalina constantly has a hankering for really bizarre space-creature "seafood" because that's what she ate with Orion. Like the others will be talking about what they want for dinner and suggesting stuff like burgers or spaghetti and she'll be like "Dang I could really go for some fried granglepus from the grangnafar system" and everyone is just like ??!?!?

I'm actually really bad with food headcanons lol, but here are a few things I've already thought of, it's less about favorite foods but more general...

First of all, Dryad basically functions like a tree and she doesn't HAVE to eat food, she can persist entirely on sunlight, water and soil. But yes she has to eat the soil. She's so cute and dainty but Sweetlopek has come upon her just shoveling dirt in her mouth. AND SHE LOVES HER SOME GOOD DIRT- but she can also eat other things, berries and nuts mainly. She is becoming more adapted to other vegetables and cooked food via Sweetlopek's cooking.

Because, speaking of which, Sweets is a vegetarian. Despite his burly woodsman look, he has found himself unable to bring himself to hunt or even fish since he was a child (much to his father's embarrassment). He loves lil critters and he can't bear to harm one or think about harming one, which is one of the things Dryad loves about him. So he eats his veggies and he eats a LOT because he's a big boy. Woodrow is also a vegetarian; it's a pact they had since they were children. (Werewolf AU idea: it gives him a lust for meat that is totally unfamiliar for him...)

[weaseltotheface]

well that took longer than i wanted it to and now i have to start thinkin about makin dinner

we're gonna have jank ass pulled pork tacos because we have a pork shoulder and an instant pot but not really the spices i need to make like...better tacos

so i'm just gonna throw some shit in there and it's gonna taste like somethin on a tortilla lol

[ferroussulfayt]

Yo man, you gotta be, you know, you gotta be on to die, man What's up with that? Yo bro-shot, yeah, word up bro-shot Uh, we need some brothers to be, uh, like droppin' knowledge Ay man, why don't you quit talkin' all the stuff And do something about it? You know what I'm sayin'? Oh, you talking about, kick some, uh, knowledge Yeah, well you do that like right now And some wisdom for the people, what's up with that? Okay, I got it (Brothers and sisters)

Ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) Ya mama is so big and fat that she can get busy With twenty-two burritos, but times are rough I seen her in the back of Taco Bell with handcuffs The sad fact (What?) Ya mama smokes crack (What?) She got a burning yearning and there's no turning back Her knuckles drag down to the ground where she walk Spit comes out that bitch mouth when she talk Naked on a mountain top, tootin on a flizoot Ridin on a horse drinking whisky out a bizoot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it) Ya mama got a glass eye with the fish in it (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama look like she's been in the dryer with some rocks With the big bust nose sucking dirt out of socks Held up the ice-cream truck with a slingshot She grabbed a bag of Cheese Corn and a soda pop Ya mama root 'n' toot and stole my loot and my suit She may have the muscles, but no, she's not cute She's not pretty, oh what a pity, got the glass titty Filled up with Kool-Aid, just for the kiddies On a cliff butt naked, tootin' on a flute Ridin' on a horse drinkin whisky out a boot

She's got the teeth and the wings of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (Ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet) I said ya mama got the wooden legs with real feet (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Watch out, I'm thinkin' about your mother to a funky beat I went to your house, and she licked me on the cheek I said, "Excuse me, lady, but I remember seeing you at the Palladium Way back in September 'cause you was beatboxin' for Lou Rawls In some bright red boxer drawers" You said ya moms was pretty and young But she's old as dirt and got hair on her tongue Ya moms, ya moms, she uses Brut And I saw her ridin a horsey drinking whisky out a boot

She's got the wings and teeth of an African bat Her middle name is Mudbone, and on top of all that Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (Ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand) I said ya mama's got a peg leg with a kickstand (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Aw, ya mom is so fat (How fat is she?) We rode up on her back to get some burgers from Wendy's And her skates went flat, I got stuck in her butt crack They thought I was lost but I was caught by the G-strap Heaven forbid a giant fart would give way 'Cause that would blow me round the world in a day We drove into the drive-in and she didn't have to pay Because we dressed her up to look just like a Chevrolet Naked on a mountain top tootin on a flizoot Ridin' on a horse, drinkin whisky out a bizoot

With the wings and the teeth of an African bat, (bat, bat, bat) Her middle name is Mudbone and on top of all that Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (Ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap) I said ya mama's got an afro, with a chin strap (Ya mama, ya mama, ya mama)

Ya mama got snake skin teeth Ya mama wears coat hangers for earrings, dude she looks like Ya mama was making sex threats to Ricky Bell and shit Ya mama jacked the Kool-aid man for a sip, nigga Ya mama was walking down on Sunset with a 99 cent sign on her back (You're a sellout) Ya mama's a sellout nigga, ya mama Nigga, ya mama did a pop tune nigga Ya mama's glasses are so thick She look into a map and see people wavin' at her Your mother got an Ouija board on her back Sidney with EQ and everything what he be sayin' His mother be hooked, fishin' with a and reel at the frozen food section Tre's mama got Playdough teeth and shit Ya mother be eatin' daisies like Now and Laters and shit Ya mama's an extra on the Simpsons and shit Ya mama's so fat you can't even see her legs It just looks like she's just gliding across the floor

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[natsumigirl100]

Chp 4: That’s Entertainment (Part 4)

The royal family limousine can be seen driving back to the hotel. Charlie can be seen hugging her knees and looking out the window when her jacket is ruined after Katie Killjoy attacked her, while Vaggie sits next to her, glaring furiously at Angel Dust.

Charlie suddenly sighs as Vaggie's eye twitches at Angel Dust, who can be seen amusing himself by playing with the car window roller repeatedly.

Vaggie scrunches up her face.

Angel Dust takes notice. "...What?"

"'What?' 'WHAT?!' What were you DOING?!" Vaggie angrily asks, as she rips off bits of her hair.

Angel Dust sighs and says, "I owed my girl buddy a solid! Isn't that a' "redeeming quality"?" He than does air quotes. "Helping friends with stuff?" While rolling his eyes.

"Not with turf wars that result in territorial genocide!" Vaggie exclaims.

"Eh, you win some, you lose a few hundred. Ehahahahahah!" Angel Dust laughs as he inhales. "It wasn't that bad, anyway." He proceeds to play with the button of the car window roller. Vaggie throws an unfolded pocket knife at the window roller.

"Aw, come on! I had to!" Angel Dust says as he brushes back his hair. "My credibility was on the line! I mean, what kind of reputation would I have if people found out I was tryna go clean? It just throws out my entire persona!" He says. He than suggestively pushes up his chest floof.

"Your credibility? What about the hotel's?!" Vaggie questions Angel Dust with gestures at a defeated Charlie. "Your little stunt made us look like a fucking joke!"  Vaggie than combusts.

Angel Dust scoffs. "No, no, no, babe. Jokes are funny! I made you look... uh, sad!"

The camera pans to Charlie. "And pathetic! Like an orphan... with no arms... or legs... Oh! With progeria!" Angel Dust says, just making it worse.

The camera focuses back on him. "Great! Now I'm bummed thinkin' about it!" Angel Dust starts looking around the limousine. "This thing have any liquor?" Angel Dust ask.

"Can you please just try to take this seriously?!" Vaggie asks in frustration.

Angel Dust flicks off a dust bunny. "Fine, I'll try. Just don't get your taco in a twist, baby!" He snaps his finger at her, while smiling.

"Was that you trying to be sexist or racist?!" Vaggie asks him.

Angel Dust groans. "Whatever pisses you off more. Is there seriously no liquor in here?!" Angel Dust asks once more but this time with a tint of disbelief in his voice.

Vaggie returns to sit next to Charlie as she crosses her arms. "I'm gonna kill 'im." Vaggie states to Charlie.

"Too late, toots. Wait! Would that make me double dead? Hah, and where exactly do I go? To Double Hell Hahahahahahahahal Sorry, you're stuck with me, bitch - get used to" Angel Dust folds his arms confidently.

Vaggie is now more angry than ever. She grits her teeth and says, "¡Con una mierda, malparido hijo de-!"Which translates, (For fuck's sake, you bastard son of-!)

"Listen, who cares if some jack-offs got hurt? Most of 'em are ugly freaks. Look around! Angel Dust states as he looks out the limousine window, smirking'. "You got a bunch a fuckin' Harlequin babies down here!" Angel Dust says while laughing.

"You're one to talk." Vaggie stated while smiling smugly.

"Hey!" Angel Dust motions to his body. "This body is flawless! Everyone wants summa me," He than pushes up chest fluff and takes out a letter. "and I've got the creepy fan letters to prove it!"

He takes the letters from in between his chest floof and reveals it to Vaggie that features a small picture of a dirty naked old man, who ironically has a "No Angel Dust" tattoo, smothering his mouth on an Angel Dust body pillow and a message at the bottom saying, "Show me your feet!! -Bryrin, #1 Fan/Critic".

"Grrr..." Vaggie growled with anger.

"That was really uncool, 'know, Angel." Charlie states with a small frown.

"'Uncool'?! After that train-wreck, there is no way anyone is gonna wanna stay at the hotel!" Vaggie says out of irritation. She looks toward Angel Dust. "All thanks to" She points at him. "you and your selfish bullshit!" Vaggie finished off.

"Does that mean I don't have a free room anymore?" Angel Dust asked with a bummed expression.

Vaggie motions a, "What do you think?" At Angel Dust.

Angel Dust snaps his fingers, "Ah...well, shucks."

"Hey, come on." Charlie says, she takes off the ruined jacket. "We don't know if things are over yet! Try to relax, Vaggie." Charlie said to Vaggie, putting a hand on Vaggie's left shoulder. "-it'll be okay!" Charlie reassures.

Vaggie smiles at Charlie softly.

Suddenly, the driver hit something and caused the trio to fall forward onto each other.

"What the fuck?!!" Angel Dusts says, while tangled in with Charlie and Vaggie.

"Have to stop for now to see what I hit." The driver tells them, getting out of the limousine and checks it out.

The trio got untangled and decided to go out to see what's up. When they got out, they saw the driver bending down with a look of concern on his face.

"You alright miss?" Asked the driver.

"Ah, I should be."  The person states, with a grunt of pain with it.

The trio approaches where the driver and the person is at and than they see a woman.

She has spiky long brown hair with golden highlights, green forest eyes, tan white skin, with three yellow dots underneath her eyes. She wore a coat, with long sleeved gloves that had sparkly white dots on the sunset color patterns. She also wore a white jumpsuit kinda clothing, with white long leggings with it, matching the pattern.

“Wow, she seems so..."

"Angelic"

Angel Dust says before he could finish, Charlie beat him to it.

The trio seemed mesmerized by the woman, suddenly they see the woman try to get up, but instead, she falls right back down to the ground.

They quickly go over to her.

"Woah ma'am, take it easy." Vaggie states, holding onto the woman's shoulders.

"Yeah, don't push yourself!" Charlie says next, putting her arm onto one of her shoulders.

"It's okay, I think I just lost my balance." The woman tells them, but soon grunts in pain.

The trio looks down to see one of her legs is fully bruised with some cuts with it.

"I think it's just more than balance sweetheart." Angel Dust claims, looking a bit concerned.

"Sigh great." The woman mutters out, frustrated with the whole situation.

Charlie thinks for a moment until an idea pops into her head.

"How about we take you back to my hotel! There we can heal you and maybe you can even live there." Charlie says to the woman.

Who looks at her surprised.

"Really?" The woman asked.

"Yeah! You don't even have to pay any fee or anything while you stay at my hotel. You could think of it as, 'I'm sorry I fucked up your leg'" Charlie says sheepishly as the woman thought about the offer.

Soon she nods and smiles. "I wouldn't mind staying at your hotel, just as long as I don't get noisy neighbors." The woman states.

"Deal!" Charlie states. "Now let's go back to the hotel than!" Charlie states, as Vaggie and her carry the woman into the limousine. While they place the woman into the vehicle, Charlie than says, "I didn't catch your name..."

"Bella, that's my name" The woman tells her with a smile.

"I'm Charlie! Please to meet you."

"Same to you as well."

Once they all were in the limousine, they all go straight back to the hotel, with a new possible member tagging along with them.

[madxzxz]

Mmmm mmmm mmmm I got a craving for taco bell breakfast so bad and I satiated it I've been up for like 5billion hours and pretty sure I'm on second wind rn and at midnight I was hungry and was thinkin bout what to eat when nothing open and then I remembered McDonald and was like mmm I could really use three mcchickens and a large fry in my mouth rn and then I never went and then remembered Taco Bell idk why it popped up but I was like mmm mm and then it was 7am and I went and got it and am eating it and during the drive im listening to ahn ye eun sing like a boss like a boss shes so good music so good and when i was going through the drive through I brain farted and forgot what i was gonna order and I was panicking and trying to find it on their menu but couldnt so I was trying to look it up on my phone and was fumbling hard and then I remembered you can just ask them for a second and I was instantly relieved kinda still trying to rush to find a menu but there was like three different ones that were all different and k couldnt find the breakfast so scary so scary but I did it probably gonna crash soon or stay up forever also

What the freaky deaky is this shit that's some crazy ass parking ain't no way please save them

[xamassed]

⟬ meme / @earthssprout ⟭

Ambiguous: what's your favorite meal that Sanji makes? // ( for every babysitter & friend that's had the pleasure of tasting his cooking! )

The answer that came was a unanimous one in sound only. No one had the same dish spring to mind, but all of them were passionate about the food that Ariana's father made. Unfortunately, the rise of enthusiastic voices may have been too much for the small girl, and Sanji was quick to put a stop to the verbal clamoring before it became overly hectic.

"One at a time!" The command was firm but not intimidating, every voice going quiet immediately. As soon as they contained themselves, Sanji turned towards the two sitting closest to each other: the stuntwoman and the small hamadryad beside her.

"Anita, Rowan — do you two want to answer first~?"

"Oh, oh! Can I go first?" Rowan bounced on the sofa with her knees, hands pressed to Anita's leg so she wouldn't lose her balance and hit the floor.

"Alright, short stuff. Go for it."

"I like all of the vegetables he makes, especially when they're soft and mushy!"

"That ain't a dish!" Grumbled the white-haired demon across the room. Rowan, struck by the denial of her favorite, pouted and sank where she sat.

"Yes, it is. . ."

"Don't listen to him, Row. He's a dillweed." Anita snipped.

"What's a dillweed?"

"Hey, Anita, how about you tell us what your favorite food is?" Peter, eyes wide with warning, hoped she might take the bait rather than expanding Rowan's vocabulary in the wrong direction.

"Oh, he makes sick burgers. Last time he made me one, he made me a mushroom and swiss. Just thinking about it is making me want one."

"I'll get right on it," purred the cook from the kitchen.

"Y'all ain't thinkin' big enough! This guy's almost as good as Barbatos, but you're pickin' chump dishes. The guy cooks a mean steak, and he don't use that cheap-ass meat!"

"Mammon!"

"What?!"

"I'm with Mammon. Sanji's steaks are really good. His stews are amazing, but so are his tacos and burritos. The pad thai he made the other day was yummy, and the snacks before made me want more. You should really try his pies and cakes too. Meatloaf and meatballs, stuffed peppers, eggs, pizza, tarts, ice cream. . ." Every dish listed made Beelzebub's mouth water harder, until he sat there with his mouth open and dripping.

"Beel, you're doin' it again, dammit! Stop droolin' all over the place!"

While the oldest of the two brothers attempted to keep himself dry, Peter distanced himself. Safe on the arm of the sofa Anita and Rowan shared, he decided then to answer the question himself.

"Don't get me wrong, there's really only one good pizza place around here, but Mr. Sanji is really good. He knows how much sauce to put on, what toppings I like. The cheese pull. . ." Peter dropped his head back, and the mention of cheese made Anita's stomach rumble.

"Right? Actual art."

"Seriously!"

Sanji, still rummaging about in the kitchen, let out a bashful laugh. "We still haven't heard an answer from you, Ari. What's your favorite?"

[sharksa-shivers]

Max thinkin bout food n stuff lol ------- Max:(hungry, just rambling outloud)Okay but some nachos would be banging right now…And also maybe like something with whipped cream, i'm thinking like a drink but like…Man, i'd eat an entire cherry pie though with whipped cream on it…Root beer float also sounds really fucking good though…Or maybe-!!!

Kristy:(interrupts, annoyed as she's trying to read something on her phone)Is it like actually physically possible for you to go at least 20 minutes without thinking about food? Like can you actually think about things with your brain instead of your stomach or like?

Max:(amused, smirking)Nah, not really. And if i ever manage that, that'd be the time to panic cuz that ain't me heheh…Got a shapeshifter with ya and i'm probably being held captive somewhere…

Kristy:(groans annoyed)Ughhhhhhh…

Max:(defensive, amused still though)Look, i do not know why i'm always hungry, i just know that i am. Gotta have a well fed Max to do the dumbass Trio shit ya need me to do alright? This kinda quality tech and hacking work comes with a price tag and that price tag involves tacos…(hungry, lighting up)God, tacos though, ughhhh, i just want something with some steak…

Kristy:(annoyed, trying to focus on her phone)Please stopppp, this is already so boring to read and you're just distracting me…

Max:(amused, getting his phone out and looking for a taco place now)Alright alright, fineeeee…I'll go get some chow then. I'm starving, i need some food real bad, legit all i can think about right now… ------------------------------- Max is a mood cuz i want a taco too rn lol

[yung-terps]

Thinkin bout my half-lover and when we weren't thriving but regardless I picked him up from the airport with some store-bought sunflowers and blueberry muffins in tow. To thank me, we grabbed lunch at a spot he was familiar with. And then we laid on the upper floor of my townhouse and kissed. We watched a bunch of episodes of Twin Peaks, I asked a lot of questions as always... I decided to make us lasagna for dinner with ingredients I had on hand... except we both said let's go outside for a minute... and then we hopped on my skateboard! His shoulder fell outta place! I took him to the hospital and in the middle of it all, passed out.... we grabbed Taco Bell on the way back to my place and then slept.... woke up and fucked with his weak ass shoulder and floppy ass arm. I miss him! I miss him. I'm very thankful for that mans. Dating apps don't have to end in absolutes. I'm thankful.

[soldflowers]

canon said cloud in a dress but u know what it should’ve said ??  aerith in a suit.

[darknessbleda]

having domestic thoughts about terra, lads.

[dylan-westwick]

"This taco is definitely givin' me inner peace right now." She teased with a grin and a wink in his direction. The babies did seem rather restful and Theo did make a very good point that it should be okay. "Alright, alright. Could you pass me the sanitizer wipes so I don't get taco juices on the twins?" Dylan shared with a soft laugh, not wanting her hands to be dirty for the transfer. "Thank you for caring about my back but together they're not even thirty pounds yet combined, I promise I'd let ya know if I was hurtin'...two hours later." She knew that Theo knew her far too well to be trying to act like she was someone she was not. And Dylan was very much the type of person to suffer until it was unbearable in order to keep others happy. She was aware of the ridiculousness of it, but it was just something she had a hard time dealing with. Smiling as he shared that they went by their own order of operations, she nodded in agreement. "And it's a timeline that we don't have to explain to anyone else." Which included the fact they still had no label for what they were to one another other than their sweet nicknames. She did call Theo her partner to people from time to time, but it wasn't something they'd actually talked on. "Hm, I'm thinkin we're gonna get whatever dog looks like the dog that will be part of our family. I just know that we'll have a feelin', don't you? I feel like that's definitely a romantic notion you'd hop on board with." Dylan grinned over to him, wishing right now she could lean over to kiss him, perhaps once the twins were back in their stroller. "Oh no, he said that if she was here, she'd be tryin' to buy a whole litter. I was wonderin' why I didn't see her. So, he's gotta be the strong one for today." She shared with a smile before finishing the last bite of the taco and holding out her hands for him to wipe them off with a wipe as she chewed.

@theobailey

Theo smiled at the sight of his sleeping babies, breathing against mommy's chest, "They look like nothing in the world could disturb them. When have you last felt this kind of peace?" He asked with a longing sigh and a smile. He couldn't remember the last time his mind wasn't overwhelming with all sorts of thoughts. Although the first time he held Leda could be the closest he ever got to it. "Well, let's give the stroller a chance. You can't go around carrying both of them all the time." He adjusted the baby carriage, getting things out of the way, so that they could move the babies. "It's not good for your back. They're getting bigger. Plus, I think they're tired enough they'll sleep through it." Disturbing their sleep cycle was the last thing he wanted to do, as a parent. Babies were demanding, and irritated, when things didn't go their way. "Oh, yes. We follow our very own concept of timelines." He laughed, although it sort of bothered him how most of that was his own bloody fault. He could've handled things differently. "Right? That's what I think too. Do you think we're getting a tiny pocket dog, or a pony-sized dog the kids can mount?" He amused himself with the thought. "Is that right? I haven't seen him around. That man needs my sister to say no to another cat, although we can't exactly trust her to do so."