#I'm sorry this was so funny to me

[violent138]

^Criminals in Gotham watching the news.

[sskk-manifesto]

[neochan]

how do you think haechan would react when he sees you naked for the first time?

there's two distinctions i'm gonna make 1) if it's on accident and 2) if it's on purpose.

accident; if you're oblivious, haechan won't hesitate to check you out - his eyes raking up and down your exposed figure until he feels himself growing half hard in his sweats. but if you catch him looking, he makes a show of it. stumbling back into the wall of your bedroom, slapping a hand over his eyes and screaming like a banshee. you, however, see the tightening fabric of his sweatpants and call him out on it. all he does is point to his crotch and go "this? a boner? nahhhh, this is my gun." and move his hips whilst saying pew pew pew.

on purpose; whistles

[nectardaddy]

just a funny thought about kita in 88 ford, I love him

he's so soft spoken in unproblematic yn would definitely start shit with him once they're together because she thinks something is wrong

"You should probably apologize, I think you scared him"

"ok damn stOP YELLING"

"I'm not even yelling?"

"FINE I'LL APOLOGIZE JUST STOP YELLING AT ME"

[callonpeevesie]

I'm onto something I'm telling you

[faffreux]

it's weird to be attracted to an ugly frog like wtf is even your taste in men

i won't argue with you about whether or not fawful is ugly but it is weird yes, i agree

i have long accepted that i am weird

[johnnystorrm]

i cannot believe the doctor just spent 45 minutes mistaking fucking sutekh for his own granddaughter. funniest shit i've ever seen. i need susan to show up and find out about this because she'd make sure he never lives it down.

[randomloserlover]

cobs destroys mephone's objectsonas

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[thatnununguy]

PLEASREE PLEASE SHOW MORE EQUIGAM ART PLEASE!!!!!!

When in doubt — post yaoi art. Or however the saying goes. Perchance.

[swampybogg]

[brodorokihousuke]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS

[kensatou]

you think YOU had a bad day at work?

bonus: sid shrieking "no!!!! NO!!!!!" loud enough to be heard in the stands and on camera

[violent138]

On a very stupid note, can you imagine how embarrassing it is for Bruce Wayne, the most paranoid and secretive man on earth, that whenever there's drama in his family it inevitably reaches a significant portion of the superhero community?

And he can't even go after any one person, because Alfred would tell Dick (who tells Wally and Donna, especially if it was really stupid), Steph would tell Kara (who would tell Clark, who would tell Diana, who already knew via Donna), and Tim would tell Kon, Damian would tell Jon and Connor, Duke tells Jason about it, and because Wally told Barry Hal now knows (and other Lanterns), J'onn knew because Bruce was fuming and Clark was trying to figure out how to bring it up, Cass told Dinah and Barbara so now the entirety of the Arrowfam and Birds of Prey know too and so on.

[cyanorhis]

Thinking about the fact that Zuko has had every possible hairstyle Katara could have ever been into (from bald to long hair). He wields dual swords like Jet. He is a powerful bender as the fortune teller intended. He acts as a "vigilante of sorts" like Jet did. He can be a puppy like Haru. He can be a badass like Jet. Truly the most versatile ever. He's the 1000 in 1 boyfriend fr.

Not to mention the parallels with her ofc, if we're going to consider Blue Spirit x Painted Lady shenanigans, the mommy issues, the dry sense of humor, the nerdiness, the sense of responsibility... All things that match Her regardless of her possible interests in romantic partners. It's just too amusing to me.

My dude was truly dedicated to the cause. I salute him.