#I'm sorry queen

[ace-and-the-rpg-horrors]

have i been spelling Mizuki's sister's name wrong...?

[hewwoo]

me after only passing 1 class this semester

[saltlickmp3]

version of this picture for the target audience of me and me only

[varpusvaras]

Bruce: Now you can live a normal life, fall in love-

Jason: Bitch I'm married already and have a job

Bruce: - and- what?

Jason: I've been married for a while now. My name isn't even Todd anymore, it's Harper

Bruce: ...like Arsenal?

Jason: Yes, like Arsenal. Anyway I have a Q-tech tracker and a panic button on me and I pressed it a while ago

Bruce: What does that mean- oh

Bruce: *turns around*

Oliver:

Bruce:

Oliver:

Bruce: Be reasonable, Oliver

Oliver: No *pulls out his automated arrow turret*

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Nilou!

What do I do when I'm not at the Zubayr Theater...?

Spending time outdoors with good friends and enjoying nature, like today, brings me a lot of joy.

Besides, without a large audience around, it's the perfect place to practice some dances I'm not yet confident with.

Want to watch me practice? Sure! And if it's you, I'm sure you could offer some great suggestions for improvement!

Thanks to ごもさわ for the fantastic artwork!

[ruubesz-draws]

When bae is angry at you

[flowey-apologist]

Keep thinking abt how Kisame actually liked and enjoyed Tobi yet we NEVER GOT AN INTERACTION OF THEM

[spiderzlover]

The Eel Deal🐍

[copper-skulls]

Vs. Queen Alphys

[lesbianfortara]

I'm so normal about Marceline in this episode

[ifevilz]

please, on behalf of all the greek deities, I beg for more fanfics with the most perfect and crazy goddess of the greek pantheon, HERA. she is so hot, angry and possessive. despite all her hard layer, we know that there is the sweet hera kind, compassionate, diplomatic and loving. she just needs to be truly loved, for god’s sake. she is the best goddess, despite her crimes committed by anger. I understand her, and I love how creative and cruel she is with her punishments. she has several layers, toxic and healthy. anyway, I love her and would love that she had more stories.

(I love the way she is in the anime “blood of zeus”, I miss your peacocks but I like the aesthetics of the crows. my wife can do anything.

[viivdle]

cardan at the family reunion

[rubia-peregrinart]

good hunter's emergency contacts summons fieldguide

[vorgothic]

Don't even get me started on the NPCs...

Looking at you, Varric.

[varpusvaras]

Bruce: My son has come back to life and is now a murderer

Oliver: Ouch, that sounds rough. Who did he kill?

Bruce: A bunch of high-profile drug gang members. He cut their heads off and put them in a bag

Oliver: ....okay, brutal, but at least it wasn't like school children, right?

Bruce: He also tazed Captain Nazi in the face so hard it killed him-

Oliver: Hang on, he did what to who?

Bruce: He tazed Captain Nazi to death, who is a superhuman who has the powers that were first created during the Second World War, in order to make a perfect soldier for Hitler-

Oliver Jonas Queen, the biggest Leftist in the Justice League who calls people fascist both on his job and on his free time: And this is a bad thing how?

Bruce: He killed a man!

Oliver: So, what I am hearing is, that you don't want him? Can I have him, then?

Bruce: What? No-

Oliver: Too late! He's my son now!

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Dehya!

Ah, you're here already! W—Wait a sec, let me just fix my make-up... done!

*ahem* And there I was thinking half an hour early would be plenty. But YET again... Haha, just teasin' ya.

So, Boss-for-the-Day, how's our itinerary looking? Shopping, eating, or watching Zubayr's latest production?

If excitement's what you're after, we could always head to the desert for a Sumpter Beast rodeo. Or take on a couple of Consecrated Beasts?

But don't worry — wherever you go, I've got your back.