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beef-brisket · 3 months ago

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Adam: I'm just saying, that a dude with such poor music taste has to be killing something!

Lucifer: now you're reaching

Adam: oh, so it's okay for your to just blindly think it's me, with no solid proof, but I give you a perfectly creepy guy and all of a sudden it's "you're reaching a bit Adam, there's no real facts Adam! You're so sexy Adam!"

Lucifer: I didn't say that-

Adam: my point is that you're not being fair! And besides if I wanted you dead-

Adam leaned forward, resting his hands on Lucifers bed, getting in his face. Lucifer gulped and stared into his eyes.

Adam: You would have been dead hours ago~

Lucifer: ...uh-

Adam: I'm just kidding babe! Don't mind me! Now-

Adam places new bandages on Lucifer, at this rate he should be able to walk around in a few hours or so. Thank Adam for that, he was getting a little stir crazy talking to this dude in such a little room. It wasn't a little room, by the way, Adam just thinks anything that doesn't fit a grand piano, dining table, and at least three couches is small.

Lucifer: it sounds like you want to get rid of me~ to force me out as soon as I'm better, what if I want go stay here~ with you~?

Lucifer grabbed Adams chin, bringing his face closer. They were so close that Lucifer's lips were nearly on Adam's. How Lucifer wanted to ravish that mouth, tear his lips to shreds as payback, shove his lounge so far down Adam's throat that he wouldn't be able to breath, to shove this hands under his shirt, and play with that glorious chest. Fuck he didn't even get to see it last time- that was a fucking crime. Bastard.

Lucifer smirked at Adam's dumb expression. His eyes were wide, watching Lucifer's every move. Adam groans, eyes being half lidded with lust.

Adam: mmm, fuck baby~ if you were that desperate you just have to say the word~ but you can stay- even when you're out there finding the killer~ come home to me Luci~

Fuck this dude was fun to play with. Is what Lucifer says while trying to not acknowledge that he was just as flustered. Lucifer smiled, and pushed his face away softly, shifting into a lying down position on the bed.

Lucifer: great! I'd like to keep an eye on you while I find this killer- just in case- not saying it's you!

Adam couldn't respond, he was experiencing the worst kind of whiplash. His dick doesn't know if it should be hard, soft or pack up and move out.

Adam: oh uh- I'm not the killer but sure- you can keep an eye on me if you want baby~ but I warn you, it'll be hard to look at anything else~

Lucifer: I think I'll be fine. Now, I'd like to sleep the rest this injury off if that's alright with you.

Lucifer smiles up at the man who still had that cute- dumb expression on his face.

Adam: yeah- right, sleep. It is a few hours till the sun set and I haven't slept yet so that's a good idea!

Adam walked over to check the fire place, throwing one log on. Lucifer was shocked to see the man making a beeline for the other side of the bed. He quickly reached a hand out when Adam threw back the covers.

Lucifer: w-what are you doing?!

Adam: going to sleep? Come on babe~ it's such a long walk back to my room- and look! I burnt myself again! I reeally don't want to walk allll the way back to my room-

Lucifer: fine! Just... as much as I like the company I've only known you for a day and a half-

Adam: Luci, you fucked me before even knowing my favorite good! I think that rules your point out~

Lucifer couldn't help but feel stumped, he's not wrong, Lucifer did act like a whore the other day, and blew this guys brain out his ass. It would have been even better if we hadn't been mauled at the end.

Lucifer: goddamnit- just get in- and stay away from my neck!

Adam took off his pants, leaving a pair of dark grey boy shorts which outlined his dick so well, not that Lucifer was looking! He was looking at- Adam's powerful legs, lined with muscle, thick and strong enough to pop Lucifers head like a watermelon if he ever got the chance to stick his head in between them- focus Lucifer! Look at his stomach, stomach were always a turn off for you-! And shit, as Adam pulled off his shirt- fuck. That man was perfect. He didn't have a six pack or anything, but he had enough chub to make him look soft but also made his muscles look even bigger. Was that a vein pocking out of his underwear- bad Lucifer! How didn't you notice that before?

He couldn't help but want to run his tongue over all of Adam's veins. Ones coming from his shoulders, reaching down to his hands, fuck Lucifer- this man really was a god. While his vision traveled up Adam's powerful arms, he saw the holy grail. His chest. His tits. Fuck. Lucifer could tell they were muscular, but with layer or two of fat, it made them stick out even more! He could probably grab a handful easily.

Lucifer jumped as Adam cleared his throat, he finally snapped out of his little daze and took Adam and his body in once last time, not focusing on a specific thing but how everything came together to create this 6"7 God infront of him. When Lucifer decided to focus on Adam's face, he couldn't help but feel irritated at the smirk he was wearing. Hands traveling to his hips, Adam stuck his hip out, trying to look sexy, Lucifer thought he was sexy before, but now he looks like a teenage girl.

Adam: like what you see baby~? Fuck yeah you do- too bad you're still hurt- otherwise I'd be on that dick of yours like a fat kid in a candy store~

Lucifer: A-Adam! You can't say that!

Adam: can't say what? Do you not like mentioning that your hurt? Or about me climbing your dick?

Lucifer: the- kid thing! That's rude!

Adam: oh my me- to who? You're not fat and this isn't a candy store-! Calm down babe.

Lucifer rolled his eyes as Adam shoved himself into the bed, which was a tight squeeze. This must only be a double bed, poor guy made it look like a single.

Lucifer: just- stay on your end of the bed

Adam: "my end", it's MY bed! You're the one who's ass shouldn't be in it!

Lucifer: Adam, you can't blame me for being a tad worried about this. You know, since you nearly tore my throat out!

Adam- oh, don't be dramatic

Adam shuffled over to Lucifer, resting his head o his shoulder.

Adam: t's only two little holes, there's not even a slight tear!

Lucifer: Adam, please- I'd like some sleep, and as much as I'm thankful for all your help, I'd really like it if you kept to your side- maybe when I'm better and you're less- ravenous- we could try and be good friends!

Adam: friends? Ew, you're saying you wouldn't tap this ass again?

Lucifer watched as Adam reached back and cupped a good handful of his own ass. Fuck, how much of a dump truck did he have back there?! Lucifer never got a good look. But fuck, he couldn't help but want to grip those cheeks in his own hands, mold them, see what he could make. But then again, if he spread them, he could finally get a good look at that hole if his- focus Lucifer! You horny bitch!

Lucifer- I-I'm not saying that- I just don't want a repeat of last night-

Adam: and neither do I, babe! But okay, I'll do what you asked and I'll stay on my end of the bed, I promise- but it won't be my fault if you start begging for me~

Lucifer yeah, right, begging- you're not even warm! Now, move over! Please.

Adam scoft, what a weird, little guy. He rolled on his side, facing away from Lucifer, trying to get through how mad he was. What he didn't realize is that he just looks like some moody teenager. Not very intimidating.

Lucifer sighed, and started to settle in. All this considered, this is a comfy bed, thank god. He could feel the herb mixture working, his neck felt less stiff and he could move it much better. He testing this my looking over at Adam's back- which was just as strong looking as everywhere else- great- stupid, sexy bastard. All Adam has to do is stay over there, no sudden movements, no wandering hands and definitely no sexy business!

Lucifer really hopes Adam stays on his side...

Hiya! It's me! I've been sending you so many asks that I wouldn't be surprised if you gave me a restraining order!

I made an account so I can actually participate in some of your rp things- if that's okay with you of course.

I sent you the ideas for the succubus, deadpool x wolverine and bimbo!au's, I sent others but I'd need to go through my memory, which would take all night.

Anyway- I have a new au idea for you! I think you'll like this. It's basically a gothic vampire!au.

I'm going to attach screen shots because I've already written it out and for some reason Tumblr doesn't let you copy and paste (it's already 1am where I am and I don't want to have to write this out all again, so I'm really sorry if this'll be annoying for you 😭).

Continuation--

Adam: it's rude to stare, you know. How did a kid get in here?

Lucifer jumped at his voice: I-I'm not a kid!- I'm 30 years old!

Adam: really dude? What are you? 5"3?... you didn't get the long straw when it came to genes, huh? See what I did there?

Lucifer sighs as the man chuckles to himself.

Lucifer: uh... that's... not important- a-are you the owner?

Adam stares at Lucifer for a few seconds before taking a sip from his glass. Lucifer watches his every move, he feels like prey- are those fangs??

Adam: I guess you can say that.. my names Adam. Even though I think the asshole who broke into my house should introduce themselves first- but I'm in a good mood today!

Adam stands and pulls a chair infront of him.

Adam: Here man, have a seat, might as well make yourself comfortable.

The way Adam smiled and watched his every move made Luicfer shiver. He walked as calmy as he could to the chair infront of Adam. He sits, eyes never leaving Adams deep red ones.

Lucifer: I'm Lucifer- and I apologize for the breaking and entering. It's uh, not the best first impression.

Adam: wait- Lucifer? Like the Devil? That's sick. And I'm not one for first impressions, but you've certainly made an entrance, buddy.

Lucifer: Yeah, like the Devil, blame my father for that one-

Adam: I ain't judging man! I think it's cool, everyone has such boring names these days, it's nice to be surprised, nothing surprises me much anymore.

Adam runs his clawed hand through his hair, eyes never leaving Lucifers face. He notices as his eyes travel down to his chest, where his shirt has opened a bit more. Adam smirks, leaning forward, giving Lucifer a better view.

Adam: I would offer you a drink, but I think you want something else~

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That's all I have! I hope this seems interesting to you 😭

Feel free to continue it, I'll try and participate to! It would be my first time doing these rp type things, so I'm sorry if I'm a bit all over the place lol

Okay- bye!

Ahhh!! Thank you for all your amazing ideas friendo! This too is amazing 🤩

And yes of course you can participate in the rp blogs! What account is it?

Lucifer felt a little called out, this man was so good looking he felt like he was trapped in a trance.

Lucifer: I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-

Adam: Pfft it's fine, I get it. I know I'm hot shit and I don't mind you looking. In fact.

Adam leaned in closer until his hot breath ghosted over Lucifer's face.

Adam: I wouldn't mind you doing more than just looking.

He grinned at the way the blonde man's face turned bright red at the implication. Humans were always so easy to work up. And man this one was easy on the eyes as well.

It's been a while since Adam had a visitor. Even longer since he had a rendezvous.

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