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AFFIRMATIONS

There is no shame in taking a few tries to get it right

Everyone struggles with fine motor skills from time to time

I can do fine motor activities

I can locate a port and plug in a cable

I can plug my phone in on the first try

I can plug my phone in while sober

BBC Sherlock does not exist

I can do hard things

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s/o to this skeleton babe from 1936

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The Kiss

inspired by Gustav Klimt's painting

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#Yellowjackets season 3 is a comedy

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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suddenly

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u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

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do you even fw my 1980s yuri. lighting my beacon on top of the hill. tyssa nation speak to me....

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goosebumps as a concept are so funny ur brain is like "oh no we're threatened! quick! make us look bigger!" and your skin, that absolutely does not have the ability to do that, is like "absolutely. right away boss"

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trans people will literally go “i have a complicated relationship with my history with gender and sometimes see it as a gender i ‘used to be’ and i don’t really look like a cis person of either gender and i don’t think i can fit it into simple categories” and everyone will spontaneously combust

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shoutout to these stupid fucking promo pictures from tennant's doctor who cause they wanted cool action shots but the doctor never has any weapons so he's just stanced up like this all the time like he's about to grab ya

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can’t believe tiktok is actually getting banned, twitter is infested with bots and brainworm-infested musk bots, facebook is king of QAnon, instagram caught the plague from facebook and is dying a slow death in real time… and as the dust settles… only Miss Tumblr is left standing… failing upwards once again

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Hey look! It's the space lesbians

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T-shirt that says “I understand the themes and characterization of media I like, sometimes I just make jokes”

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face