#I'm so normal I'm so notmal

[saturnaous]

Hey so how are you feeling about Sir Beckett?

absolutely wonderful about him he's so special to me. I can draw him from memory and annoy the shit out of friends with it. he's so special 2 me. I've gotten six people to read the weekly roll now it's wonderful evrrything is wonderful. Becket my beloved. I'm getting the second run of his plushie at some point I'm SO EXCITED I'm gonna stick hsi arm onto another plushies face. uhmmmmm.

I've had this ^ as my pfp on discord for a minute now. after becomjng deranged about everythjng another time. I'm inbetween fixatiosn and when that happens. well. lets justr say. I fall back onto past intrests and passive enjoyments and WEEKLY ROLL IS ONE OF THEM. anyways . beckef. becket. befckef my beloved. hems so fuckjng special to me he is truely in like my top 3 characters I have ever enjoyed in all of times. I love hom so much he's so special to me.

[kingofmeatballs]

Jumping on that train with the dress because I've been deranged about it ever since I saw it

[cowcowwow]

*sobs over All Our Days by Jeff Williams Featuring Casey Lee Williams* /pos

[papaiyatree]

ain't no way selina is asking help from talia and harvey... oh my god

[joffyworld]

AHHHHHGGGGGGG MY HEART THESE GAYYYSSSS AHHGGG

Okay okay so following on from the anon ask about pet peeves, what's Narinder and Lambert's favourite small traits about each other? The little things, the pet loves or whatever :3

Pet loves xD obv i will try to show everything as the story proggreses but i shall answer with what i have planned.

Narinder loves Lambert's voice and how high it can go when they are caught off guard or spooked. He loves their smile,laugh and how energetic they can get. He loves how fast their face can redden when he gets close to them. He loves how they jump to protect others from danger even though he always tells them to not do that. He loves the calm moments between them where they can just discuss things and he loves that they have never gotten scared of his third eye. He loves their smell and their wool, so much so he can get lost into their hugs.

Lambert loves that Narinder makes them feel like they are the only one that matters sometimes. They love that even though he is a king, he doesnt hurt the common folk and tries to make his people live and die in peace (as much as he can). They love his red eyes that always looks at them maybe a little too much. They love it so much they rip multiple of his veils off of his face. They love the little noises he makes when he wakes up and how strongly he wraps his arms around them. They love it when his stoic facade falls and acts silly. They love it when he gets jealous and acts like nothing bothers him. They love it when his tail wraps around them. They love whenener they touch him, he leans into it completely. They love it when they are out of sight and he keeps looking for them like a lost kitten.

And i love these idiots ❤️

[t4tklonoa]

oughh I'm normal

[zombiifyd]

Can you tell me your analysis of the Albatrio’s relationship? I love hearing the nuances of people’s different takes on their dynamic!

AHAIHSJEH WOULD I?????? absolutely.

this post is gonna be so long its just gonna be a bunch of word vomit i swear. so i am so sorry.

OKAY SO I'M GONNA BE LIKE,,,, breaking down all of their relationships one by one, with like two individual people and then their all in whole because its SO IMPORTANT to look at the details.

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1. chip and jay

these two have so many dynamics. i don't really see them as brother and sister but their fights definitely do remind me of that dynamic. to me, they're more like best friends that have that close of a bond. especially because of how they met, they kind of just instantly clicked. it one of those friendships where two unlikely people have the most chemistry and it never dwindles. obviously it has to do with the fact that they go on all of these adventures together. and they probably spent a couple of days at sea before finding gillion. so they must have gotten close, even if jay was a "spy" at the time, she never really acted like she was. chip found her, and in stead she found herself. and its really touching.

i would say they're definitely the closer two of the bunch even though trust has been broken a couple of times but they always come back stronger. i really love jay and chip.

2. jay and gillion

LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING. these two mean literally everything to me. (hi navyseal shipper here) i'm sure i made a post about my thoughts about their relationship on my blog once. but might as well rehatch it and apply the new things i've learned with all the new episodes i've listened to. i still think their relationship is so pure and just so UGHHHH /pos. LIKE JUST ALL OF THE TOUCHING MOMENTS THEY HAVE. but even all of the normal moments they have also. i think the whole albatrio is just unlikely people who have found each other and just clicked with insane amounts of chemistry. because even though in the early episodes, gillion was a little strange and trying to figure out this new world. jay found him strange, but fun. and a good guy.

and it shows in future episodes and even going to him for ADVICE before the block and the reveal she was a spy and everything. and even after that gillion STILL trusted her. willing to literally to everything to keep her with them. like IM TEARING UP JUST YHINKUNG ABOUT IT. "just tell me what you wan't and i'll fight for it." HOLD ME BACKCKCKC I WILAHAJWHJE i am so notmal about them. anyway yeah thats jay and gillion

3. fish and chips

hey guys. listen. fish and chips???? yeah. i agree.

anyway, they are so important to me. they have a weird relationship though, to me at least. like in the beginning they were rough and bumpy but they were still close and affectionate. and dude, let me say, that when they we're crying and holding onto each other in the mud and fighting bugs in laffinlot, they had my entire heart. but in more recent terms from where i am listening, where they were about to go to grimms party, their relationship has evolved so much?? but it had barely even changed. if that makes sense???

especially when chip now almost refuses to lie to gillion anymore. if anything, i think the ice dome broke but made their relationship stronger because gillion confronted chip about what he has been doing. and chip now kind of understands where gillion is coming from??? because gillion doesnt share much of what is in the undersea with the two other than the mentions here or there of his laws and his beliefs, and strongly believing them. and i guess chip is still trying to process that gillion is NEW to this world and everything. even now in the episodes i'm in.

they have a really interesting relationship but i cannot put it into words bc if i do i will explode. but i love them.

4. THE TRIO!!!

all in all, they're idiots who found each other and in turn are trying to find themselves in this big vast, and new, world. they are idiots who have insane amounts of chemistry even when they first met. they are idiots who walk straight into navy bases and fuck shit up bc it's what they do as the best pirates ever!!! they consume my heart and mind and they will never leave. they are a package deal and they refuse to leave one another behind because they are friends. they are co-captains. they are family. they are each others persons. and that's it to them.

okay i think i'm done. SORRY AGAIN

[specksizedgoddess]

Sorry for so many asks in a day but the ideas keep coming. I think this is the last one because I really should probably spend my time doing other things and not just being incredibly horny at one "person".

Cute normal size girl who invites you over to her apartment to hang out. Except when you do the entire thing reeks of sweat and cum and long-unwashed clothes, and there are used tissues on the floor and it's clear she only ever showers or puts on clean clothes right before going out which she only does every month or two.pretends not to notice how you're reacting to various offhand comments and questions she's trying to innocently sprinkle in as you talk. "Yeah I've just been getting into terrariums recently, I think it's just fascinating! You get to make a little self contained ecosystem and watch all these little tiny creatures live their little lives in a mini version of their natural habitat!" And "ooh, what's your diet look like? I bet tinies have different nutritional needs than people do." "Have you ever thought about where you'd be in a food chain in the wild lol" "do you have any other tiny friends you wouldn't mind living next to?" (Actually, *are* there any tiny blogs you really like? I need to know more of them) "how do you or the other tinies reproduce, if that's not an awkward question? Is it like asexual fission or something?". "Are you scared of snakes?" "Do you feel like many people would notice if you suddenly disappeared someday?" "Where do you live btw?" "Why have you been clearly rock hard under that skirt and cumming into it without even any stimulation several times and blushing and drooling slightly for like 3 hours?". "Would you fuck your clone?". "Have you ever thought about trying to have sex with a giant lol" "what's your favorite color?" You know, just normal girl talk! Casually passing the time!

And after like 5 hours of it becoming increasingly clear that she has every intent of kidnapping you and putting you in a little terrarium with a pet snake and a couple other small critters and watching you breed repeatedly and sometimes get eaten or attacked and use you as her personal porn or sometimes sex toy or anything else she'd get off on doing with you, like using you to wipe her ass, you manage to steal a recently "used" tissue before she takes you home. And you have to pretend you're normal and just fine about it as you sleep every night wearing her cum tissue as a blanket waiting until she snatches you up in the middle of the night.

Just a thought though lol I'm sure it's not that hot you probably wouldn't even like it very much. You're normal about this right Eve?

-🤝🐛

GDHHHFJHDHWHDHSHHDHWHDGEGE PFLJDJDD NORMAL NOTMAL NROAMAML

Moaning as I stare up at her... always good to talk to friends! And I would LOVE to answer all her questions- getting increasingly blushy and flustered with each answer, only getting more flustered as I watch her lean in... more and more interested... All my willpower spent on NOT begging to be her tiny plaything- her little giggles when she points down at my tented skirt, the underside already a mess as I stammer out excuses- her eyes full of lust and a desperation to own...

Desperately grinding against that used tissue, huffing it in a lustful frenzy, moaning her name alongside a variety of nicknames... making it more "used" as I imagine those eyes, those hands easily snatching me up... as I imagine all the little critters in my habitat, all so much better, stronger, and more important than I am... at the absolute bottom of her own little manufactured ecosystem...

I'll be her porn, I'll be her toy, I'll be her pet- I NEED to be hers 😵‍💫

[panda-of-the-trash]

Man. I'm so notmal about my hpyerfixations

So normal

[mumuugi]

You are so right Tsumugi stans are starving most of the time 😭 It's getting better now though! More people seem to find him cute these days I'm so happy 🥺🥺🥺 Tsumugi appreciation when he is such a pathetic scrunkly I think I will bite on him to see how he'd react. Maybe he'd cry 😭😔😔 I just can't be normal when it comes to this man he makes me so insane for real 😭

YEAHH its so. awesome tbh.. i say this as i was a mugi hater (i will never stop mentioning this cause i feel bad😭) he is really cute . very silly. dont bite on the mugi… he will most definetly cry i want to eat his hair though ☺️ i am soooooo notmal about tsumugi i SWEAR.

[sunlitmcgee]

Hes a cloud he's clean water he's seafoam. He's all the gentleness of the ocean after how cold and harsh the one next to Logstedshire. Ctommy wakes up in warm arms instead of the bite of the freezing waves

pleas. talk about c!prime 2 me. i am Restless.

[pan1c-3]

I've been actively obsessed over things that i cannot comprehend or enjoy in a normal amount, have you ever thought how a machine can love even without having a soul?

hahahahhaa jk guys I'm notmal, yet, i made a drawing about the subject or something

It has bright colors so it might be a lil annoying

[little-star-bun]

gotta try n stay up all night then all day so u fall asleep at normal time its hard but isk if u wanna sleep at notmal times again

-🩷

I don't wanna sleep at normal times again. All my friends are awake around this time and I'm addicted to talking to people

[kaleschmidt]

th8nking about miss b and santana again I'm so normal I'm so normal I'm SOOO notmal.

[fishedeyelenz]

I AM NORMAL IM NOTMAL I'M SO NORMAL FOR THIS IM NOTMAL IM A NORMIE

to get back into the groove of writing, let me share an au that i’ve been discussing with @hollowslasher !! they’re fantastic and I’m now obsessed with this

priest!billy au (nsfw)

lemme set the scene…

after the abuse he faced in his home when he was younger, and the gruesome deeds that would follow, instead of being sent off to an asylum, he is instead sent to a nunnery through some means (haven’t worked out that part yet). anyways, he’s sent to the nunnery to find “the way of the lord”, and learn how to be a faithful priest, and repent his passed sins, and all that jazz.

but, billy is billy. he’s obsessive with ideas, he clings to things, and so during his time at the church, he quickly becomes overwhelmed by the ideas given to him. he takes them too literally, too serious, and soon he’s obsessed with the idea that god can save him from the things he does. during this time, he denounces his old name of billy, wipes his slate clean, takes on a new name of micheal (we all know it’s billy, so that’s what we’ll call him), and becomes a priest in training.

billy, on the surface, is a model man. he helps out as much as he can around the church grounds, he perfectly recites bible verses, he memorizes prayers quickly because he’s really just repeating what others say in their voice, he is very strict on himself and follows the rules carefully; he is a devoted man of the cloth, or whatever. sure, he has his few quirks, like when he gets too excited he still drools, and he mumbles things under his breath, and he always has a certain look in his eye, but lots of the fellow members of the nunnery just believe it’s due to his rough upbringing. they don’t know much about him, they just know he didn’t come from a good place, and so they try to give him some grace.

that being said, it’s still a church, and billy finds himself repressing a lot of himself. he buries those vile, disgusting thoughts deep inside of him, and holds back on his outbursts until he’s alone and can scream into his pillow. he views it as the sin seeping into him. every time he thinks of something dirty, he’s running to the church to pray, or he’s confessing his sins in a confessional, or (on particularly bad days) he’s flogging himself for his falling into temptations. while on the outside he’s a picture perfect, born again boy, on the inside he feels as though he’s always being poisoned by “the devil”.

he becomes attached to this idea of purity. he has to be pure, that’s what they tell him. if he’s not pure, he’s not forgiven, and he HAS to be forgiven. he’s done too much not to be. he worries so much about falling into sin, and yet he sneaks indulgences when he can’t take it. he’s like an addict, he keeps going back because it’s truly all he knows, and slapping this bandage over a bullet wound isn’t helping.

it certainly doesn’t help when he starts making the phone calls. during the wee hours of the night, when the dormitory is silent, billy will call the nuns and priests, and do what we know he does best. he’ll spit vile things, and moan and whine into the phone, and confess all of the dirty things he’s been thinking of. he doesn’t say who he is, he makes sure his voice is inconsistent, and he just throws up all of the horrible thoughts he pushes down inside. usually, in response, the recipients of these calls will mutter prayers, or shame him for calling in such a way, or tell him he needs jesus. and all of this he knows. that’s why he’s there. he tells himself he’s only calling so he can hear those prayers, so that he can feel the shame and it’s like some punishment for what he’s saying, but deep down it’s all lies. he’s just a mutt.

once again, no one really suspects it’s billy. he’s weird, sure, but he’s the sweetest guy you’ll met when the sun is out. also, prank calls aren’t unheard of when it comes to places like that, so. they go about their business, occasionally getting billy’s sick phone calls and dealing with it however they see fit for the time.

until, billy calls one woman, a nun. a pure little lady, or so he thought. billy calls her, like he’d call any one of these people, but as he’s babbling about his nastiness, she isn’t responding in the usual manner. sure, she says he’s sinful, and says he has so much lust inside of him, but it’s said in such a way that… it sounds almost affectionate. she speaks as though she’s impressed by him, as though she finds him amusing or entertaining or something of the like. billy doesn’t notice until he’s pumping his cock, something he has done very hard work to keep from doing. he’s yanking his trousers down and stroking himself and this woman is telling him about how he’s so bad, so naughty, such a dirty man to try and corrupt a nun like her, and he’s reeling. he has to hang up before he gets too far. he doesn’t even cum, he can’t bring himself to, it’s all too much. he’s shaken, he’s thinking hard about her. a new obsession. a new religion in the making.

he focuses in on her. the next day, he figures out which one of the nuns she is. he begins watching her from afar during her daily chores and services. he sits where he can see her during services, he listens in on her confessions, he watches her as she eats… he begins calling her regularly, always getting the same amused responses from her.

at first, he believes she’s some dirty succubus. how could she respond like this to such vile things he’s said? she’s the one in the wrong, she has to be. sure, he’s the one spewing fantasies over the phone, but she’s the one that’s letting him. she’s the sinner, she’s the harlot, it can’t be him. no, he needs to fix her, because he’s the good one. any hoop he can manage to jump through, he does. he doesn’t want to take responsibility or admit he’s just a lustful man, no, it can’t be him. he wants to be good, he wants to be forgiven.

he begins seeing himself as her saviour. he’ll fix her. this is all some covert way of weeding out the sinners, and he’s found one, and now he has to find a way to fix it. his phone calls become harsher, more directed at her, more personal as he speaks about the things he’ll do to her. he’ll flog her for her misdeeds, he’ll wrap his rosary around her throat, he’ll fill her mouth with his cock so she can’t say any unholy things anymore, he’ll make her pray while he fucks her so that she can have a real holy figure inside of her. he will be her retribution. she just responds with the same amount of amusement, but billy can hear her becoming enraptured as well. she touches herself, he knows it. he’s so disgusted with her behaviour, and yet he wants more and more and more

the phone calls become a routine, to the point that when she answers, she knows who it is from the way he chokes a little at the start of his rants. billy becomes obsessed, he begins becoming tangled in a web of his religious duties and his duties to fuck this woman silly. he takes the word of the lord so seriously, and yet… here he is. stroking himself while confessing all of his deepest desires. over the phone he refers to himself as billy, he speaks as he would usually, and she listens. he likes that she listens, deep down. he wants to be heard.

things go south when one day, as he’s sitting waiting for the church service to start, she comes up and sits down beside him. he’s very nervous, immediately becoming fidgety, but he tries to smile and ignore the anxiety bubbling up. he’s never been THIS close, he usually just watches from afar. he’s mesmerized by her when she’s this close, and he has to keep reminding himself not to stare. if you asked him, he’d say he was nervous because he was sitting beside a succubus, and he didn’t know what she was capable of. but, deep down, it was because he would let her take him on the pew if she spoke as sweetly as she did over the phone.

anyways, she sits beside him, and he smiles as normally as he can at her. and she smiles back, and leans over, and all she says is “it’s nice to see you, billy.”. it makes him freeze. it’s like he’s just been slapped across the face, it’s like she just ripped all of his skin off at once. no one has called him that in so fucking long. as well, her knowledge of him being billy directly threatens this new life he’s created. if she knows it’s him, then she could tell others that he’s the one that’s been calling, and he’ll get kicked out again.

he’s sure she sees his panic, because she just pats his knee gently, as if she didn’t just rip his entire universe apart. he physically flinches, and gets up and walks quickly out of the service, something very out of character for such a loyal member like billy. but they don’t think much, since missing one sermon isn’t a problem. but she knows why he’s run, and he does too. and that’s enough to make him terrified.

later, when dinner is over, and people have settled into their rooms, billy catches her in the hall. she was walking back to her dorm, and he snuck up behind her, and pinned her to the wall. he wrapped a hand around her throat, and hissed in her ear that he’ll kill her. he has to, because she’s going to tell everyone his secret, and he can’t have that. he can’t. he’s ready to commit another sin and work for forgiveness again, it’s easier than being barred from retribution altogether. but she’s looking up at him, fluttering her eyelashes, smiling softly even as he’s squeezing her throat. and she just pats his chest and says “your secret is safe with me… as long as my phone keeps ringing, that is”. it baffles billy. she is a whore, she is a slut, she has to be, why else would she want this. she’s squeezing her thighs together, and staring up at him with such adoration, he feels like a saint. he has to run off again, overwhelmed and confused. he should be disgusted by her, he should be seeing her as the dirty charleton she is, and yet… where her skin touched him, he burns. he wants more, he does, he needs ti purify her with his own seed, he needs to fix her. right? he’s the one fixing…? right…?

that’s my intro to this idea. i hope you guys like it, i plan on writing actual stuff for it. the nun will be a fem!reader probably, cuz i don’t really have much of a character for her yet. thank you so much for reading!!

[a-lonely-dunedain]

playing through the Mordor Besieged questline and having So Many Feelings about the sons of Isildur. I am very normal about this and I am not crying. I have not cried once today (lie).