#I'm so angry right now. I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight. With my face
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the-halfling-prince · 1 year ago
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I feel like we don't talk enough about "Isn't it weird to think if your hand was inside of a dragon, and your mind was still in control of it, you could've killed the dragon from the inside by crushing it's heart or something"
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carnirat · 2 years ago
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"Go back to bed, you overgrown sausage!"
"I know right? Pain, love it!"
"Excuse me, barmaid? I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring! I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms! This here, this is a talking fishbone!"
"The sun was in my eyes, Astrid. What do you want me to do, block out the sun? I can do that but I don't have time right now."
"Why read words when you can just kill the stuff the words tell you stuff about?"
"I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand and your beautiful foot. I'll cut the legs off every dragon I fight. With my face."
“thank you for nothing, you useless reptile” is peak comedy
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dragonanddemons-blog · 6 years ago
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"Ugh, i swear I'm so angry right now! I'll avenge your beautiful hand, and your beautiful foot. I'll chop off the legs of every dragon I fight. With my face."
-Snotlout Jorgensen
(This edited picture is dedicated to a friend of mine...)
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