#I'm not crazy I'm a maniac

[shanxpennywise]

Goosebumps Horrorland: "I'm not crazy, I'm a maniac!"

We need more books of this Maniac, I absolutely love him! ♡

What's your thoughts on Dr Maniac? Let me know in the comments below.

[lilybecca1]

Oh my God

Oh my God

It's the Twin Stars y'all

[chasedeys]

I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR UR JOEMARR THOUGHTS ON JOE WEARING THE TANK 😊😊😊

IT'S REALLY NOT MUCH 😭😭 just cbat music going off in my head as i picture joe burrow finishing up his presser and standing up looking to the left to see ja'marr standing waiting propped up ready to take his place and deliberately making eye contact in his stupid fucking tank top and ripped hearts jeans and pale shoulders and red nose and pale eyes and isn't he fucking freezing is what i'm asking here how well insulated is the paycor stadium really.

anyway deliberate eye contact this is important we know how much joe toes the line between staring people down with uncomfortable intensity (that ja'marr has learned to just roll with over the years) and inability to stare at ja'marr for more than a few beats per minute when they're flirting (see: titans mic'ed up) and goes to step right on the edge of the podium right across from ja'marr trying to haul himself up it but he's kind of blocked by this already-taller-than-him-but-made-taller-by-the-podium douche who's taking way too long to move out of the way.

no idea how the height difference would be affected by the podium but let's say ja'marr's face is level with joe's sternum. he looks down and joe's offering up his pinky, answers it with his own but joe doesn't let go immediately. stares back up in askance but joe's still staring him down and ja'marr's just caught in his eyes immediately, unable to look away. and they just. spend a Moment staring into each other's eyes. in front of all those reporters. hobs is beside himself with joy. yeah.

the pr person in charge of them coughs loud and pointed and joe finally lets go and moves to get off the podium. makes sure to brush his bare arm not hard but purposefully against ja'marr's own clothed arm, makes sure his physical presence is felt and he can absorb some of the heat ja'marr puts out (again is he not fucking cold. the hell.).

ja'marr finally sits and greets the reporters and this might just be a coincidence lmao but he was kind of stone faced the first few minutes of the interview. hot and bothered no?

anyway walks out of the media room and the coast is clear which he's surprised at bc he's lowkey expecting to get ambushed like. within minutes. so that's a disappointing turn of events but he walks off to the parking lot anyway bc he's changed and all his stuff is in his car and boom when he gets there joe's in his car patiently waiting for him and fiddling with his radio.

'did you swipe my keys?' 'yeah, get in, why do you always take so long for pressers. quit having so much fun with it.' 'are you fucking serious. get out.' 'no way in hell you're driving me, get in.' 'it's my car what is the matter with you get out.' 'no just get in ja'marr i wanna fuck.' ja'marr gets in the passenger seat.

super hilarious idea that joe can pickpocket people with high success tbh. or maybe ja'marr's just used to his hands on him idk. his keys were in his back pocket so.

also there were several other teammates in the parking lot starting up their own cars to get home watching the interaction long-sufferingly lmao. you know how loud ja'marr gets.

[vampyrdolll]

[tzschixel]

Carlitos madrid open live practice

The way Jannik traced Carlitos' ball and their fingertips lingered.

I watched this live on my phone, the comment section opened and the window tiny af but no, I would never mistake that orange bag and that SOFT TOUCH

[distant-velleity]

Never know when the calm winds will change Everyone lives hiding themselves like a sealed tornado Poppin', if you think I'm just pure and innocent, you're wrong When a favor continues, people think it's their right, toxic This is what drives me crazy, warning

Easier said than done, right? But what’s the use in pretending to be normal?

Well well well. Look which silly little guy actually found the time to make a groovified version of Music Weeks Yuhua. I took some inspiration from SKZ's MANIAC for this, because that song is SUPER Hazard/Riff core.

Once again, thanks @raguiras for hosting this event!

(Additional voicelines beneath the cut)

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Home Transition (Groovification): When the music starts, that’s when people show their most authentic selves. I’ve already learned a lot about others from the way they approach singing and dancing.

Tap Home (Groovification): Yeah, I’ll admit I’m still feeling some ‘stage fright.’ But, better to try it and fail than never do something at all, right?

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some assorted yapping!!

Usseewa, Outer Science, and Shanti were all REALLY strong contenders for inspiration here. But. MANIAC's choreography will always win me over unfortunately (or fortunately?)

That said I still would kill for a Yuhua cover of Usseewa because of how well it fits him (...........I say that like I don't have the power to envision/create such a thing)

Don't ask me how his vignette would go because I have an idea and it's kind of mid 😭

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[livefastnbebeautiful]

he's so me (I'm a teenage girl who cares what everyone thinks about me)

[far-butter]

You think you played BG3, but what's even the point if you haven't popped a boner after having licked a decaying spider. Twice. In front of your date.

[wallofshrek]

imagine if salmon run is disabled forever after the big run because we killed literally all the salmonids and stole ONE BILLION of their eggs

like "oops! you all overfished too hard! there's no more salmonids to take eggs from!"

[rollforjackass]

thank god i've come back to tumblr after all this time bc where else could i say "i've been simping for the scarecrow from batman begins lately" with impunity. anyway thank you cilian murphy for your service

[nullians]

The future you've never hoped for 🌠

[skinnyhyena]

When he's so crazy, all you can do is laugh

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

I legit think I put a curse on my annoying ass neighbor's. Like I got home and arrived to ambulances and shit.

[death-or-exile]

Batman the Audio Adventures s2 ep5 Crane’s first (second) interview with Harvey

[livefastnbebeautiful]

me with social battery negative watching all the mess that created children of my parents' friends with whom I had to constantly have fun

[heavensorhells]

you make me s i c k. 𝗺𝗮𝘅 + 𝗯𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀. @wasteslands