#I'm literally so sorry
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ogurch66 · 10 days ago
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I'm now apologizing to EVERYONE I KNOW OR WHO SAW MY POST BUT I just saw a tiktok about Thorin and Bilbo in Russian and I want to share its translation with you:
Fanon Bilbo during an argument:
- T-Thorin p-please calm down, don't yell...
Canon Bilbo when Thorin interrupted him (to apologize):
- Fuck, I repeat it again! I wish you would die, you fucking loser! You fucking piece of shit! Shut your fucking mouth, remember your mouth is meant to lick pussy! I'm the only one talking!
Link to tiktok:
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strbymacaroon · 1 year ago
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GIRLL WE NEED MORE FANFICS W SUKUNA IN IT CUS OMGG 🤭🤭
LMAO
I don't know if I'm going to write another sukuna fic, although I do have one on the back burner of my head, which I have started writing out a bit. Although, I don't think it's ever going to see the light of my audience...
It's a heian era (true form) Sukuna, with a oblivious (yet, ball of sunshine) human-girl who happens to take him in for an night seeing that he's injured. She's a complete ball of sunshine, a bit shy, and sees the good in everyone. However, she has a hidden side which you will learn while reading the series.
The title I have planned for it is, "Sukuna, and his Darling Wife." Again, try not to get your hopes too high, I don't think I will be posting it ever. Sorry😖🫶
And, with all honesty, when I finish the Sukuna fic, I'm going to take a step back from posting fanfics for a second. (I'll still interact with you guys, no worries!) That way, I can write out my new fic, or go back to finishing old ones.
And, there's a good chance I'm probably going to go back to spending my time finishing my Eren Yeager Spider-man Series. Along with writing a new Gojo x Reader Fanfic. (The Gojo and Eren one are both angsty and painful as hell. They're both going to be sad. FUCK YEAH!)
Honestly, I love both ideas of the Sukuna and Gojo fic, and might write both of them out. But, I'd end up posting and most likely finishing the Gojo fic, since it's a bit more though out then the Sukuna one I have planned. (They're both fun ideas.)
(Sorry this was so long 😭)
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gardening--tools · 2 months ago
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i should make a tag for my original stuff so yall can blacklist it if you want. this is an omen of things to come. btw if you even care.
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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11thsense · 3 months ago
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The dead surround the living
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toodrunktofindaurl · 5 months ago
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"Death's child"
twitter | bluesky | insta | 🔞 patre*n
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mroddmod · 5 months ago
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magma fiddlestan be upon ye
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gingermintpepper · 8 months ago
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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.
In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.
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(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)
Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.
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(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)
I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.
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mothflyy · 8 months ago
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he's slowly becoming the only character I draw...
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salamispots · 2 months ago
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speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh
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dramaism · 4 months ago
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I still don't trust Stella. But I also can't trust myself. 'Cause I am jealous. I have fallen for Min Ho. A little bit. Or a lot.
XO, Kitty (2023 — ...)
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gotchibam · 4 months ago
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Shiny Mimikyu, Shiny Sylveon, and Shiny Whimsicott ko-fi doodle for wanderbanana! ✨
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balimaria · 6 months ago
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one day, I will set this right
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egophiliac · 1 year ago
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bring your son to work day
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nucleos · 11 months ago
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if you are complaining about dragon age veilguards artstyle being inconsistent with dragon age's overall artstyle then I know for a fact, that you have not played all the games. You are lying, because consistency?? in dragon age?? this is Alistar in all three games
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invisible-pink-toast · 6 months ago
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