#I'm literally so sorry
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I'm now apologizing to EVERYONE I KNOW OR WHO SAW MY POST BUT I just saw a tiktok about Thorin and Bilbo in Russian and I want to share its translation with you:
Fanon Bilbo during an argument:
- T-Thorin p-please calm down, don't yell...
Canon Bilbo when Thorin interrupted him (to apologize):
- Fuck, I repeat it again! I wish you would die, you fucking loser! You fucking piece of shit! Shut your fucking mouth, remember your mouth is meant to lick pussy! I'm the only one talking!
Link to tiktok:
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GIRLL WE NEED MORE FANFICS W SUKUNA IN IT CUS OMGG 🤭🤭
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I don't know if I'm going to write another sukuna fic, although I do have one on the back burner of my head, which I have started writing out a bit. Although, I don't think it's ever going to see the light of my audience...
It's a heian era (true form) Sukuna, with a oblivious (yet, ball of sunshine) human-girl who happens to take him in for an night seeing that he's injured. She's a complete ball of sunshine, a bit shy, and sees the good in everyone. However, she has a hidden side which you will learn while reading the series.
The title I have planned for it is, "Sukuna, and his Darling Wife." Again, try not to get your hopes too high, I don't think I will be posting it ever. Sorry😖🫶
And, with all honesty, when I finish the Sukuna fic, I'm going to take a step back from posting fanfics for a second. (I'll still interact with you guys, no worries!) That way, I can write out my new fic, or go back to finishing old ones.
And, there's a good chance I'm probably going to go back to spending my time finishing my Eren Yeager Spider-man Series. Along with writing a new Gojo x Reader Fanfic. (The Gojo and Eren one are both angsty and painful as hell. They're both going to be sad. FUCK YEAH!)
Honestly, I love both ideas of the Sukuna and Gojo fic, and might write both of them out. But, I'd end up posting and most likely finishing the Gojo fic, since it's a bit more though out then the Sukuna one I have planned. (They're both fun ideas.)
(Sorry this was so long 😭)
#angelanswers✨⭐️🌸#yeah#I'm literally so sorry#I don't know#It honestly depends on what you guys want to read#I just want to make yall happy🫶#But seriously tell me what you think#maybe there are some other things you want me to write#just pass me some ideas and who know?
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i should make a tag for my original stuff so yall can blacklist it if you want. this is an omen of things to come. btw if you even care.
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hero/villain showdown but one of them has a spontaneous medical emergency and the battle gets put on hold while their archnemesis drives them to Urgent Care
#it should be like. a hernia. or diverticulitis#something intestinal for maximum Awkward Scenario#and the entire car ride alternates between awkward silence and the driver lecturing their nemesis on the importance of regular check-ups#this is funnier if the hero is the one having the hernia tbh. but both options are Very Good#want to emphasize that it is a 'medical emergency ' that is clearly not extreme enough for the emergency room#and the sidekick/henchperson gets stuck in traffic so the hero/villain stays for moral support#they spend 8 hours in the waiting room playing Uno (it devolves into a screaming match)#at the end of the ordeal one of them vows to burn the hospital to the ground with their laser eye powers#and it's Not The One You Think#oh oh oh! ALTERNATIVELY:#it's an allergic reaction; one of them accidentally poisoned the other by using like. soybean derivative in a tranquilizer dart#emphasis on *accidentally*. yes they were technically fighting but That Wasn't Supposed To Happen#so now they're obligated to take responsibility and Stay In The Waiting Room#(can't decide if it's funnier if it's the hero or the villain stuck in this situation)#(probably the villain)#“why didn't you TELL me you were allergic to soybeans???”#“um because you would use it against me in combat?”#“as opposed to NOT telling me! which has worked out fantastic for you!!!”#villain being genuinely offended bc they have a biochemistry degree and have invented literally dozens of untraceable poisons#they have the scientific skill to poison their favorite jackass in hundreds of ways#(and have done so before! in admittedly non-fatal outcomes but that was by design okay)#but it's “dangerous” to do them the simple curtesy of informing them about a SOY ALLERGY????#above all else they consider themself a scientist#and they're LIVID that their favorite (reluctant) test subject lied about their medical history#“technically i didn't LIE--#“I read you the questionnaire! the very first time i held u hostage i READ YOU THE QUESTIONNAIRE!!!”#“...the what now”#“the MEDI--holy shit you weren't even paying attention were you#i had you bound and gagged over an ACTUAL BUBBLING ACID PIT and you couldn't even be bothered to--#“--so i was obviously a bit BUSY at that moment! I'm sorry i ignored your VILLAINOUS MONOLOGUING while the BLOOD WAS RUSHING TO MY HEAD but
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The dead surround the living
#Jason Todd#red hood#batfamily#batman#catherine todd#my art#now idk if Catherine was in the picture yet when he was a baby but i'm assuming she was...so#The records are I think a combo of stuff he grew up listening to via his parents & also just his own taste#sorry i kno canonically he listens to what seems like just rock but thats boring asf#and i feel like being as traveled he is that just wouldn't remain the case....... -_-#theres a lot i could say aby these but i wont#also that’s not his bedroom that’s a room he rented cause all of these pieces r abt him traveling#ok someone made a good point lmao I forgot he literally didn’t know Catherine wasn’t his bio mom till….yk 🤦♀️
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"Death's child"
twitter | bluesky | insta | 🔞 patre*n
#.... sorry#agathario#agatha all along#rio vidal#agatha harkness#nicholas scratch#i was overcome with the concept of Nicky always sensing Rio#as a metaphor for Death looming over him both out of love and quite literally... you choose#But mainly it was the concept of Rio not showing herself to Nicky ever#and not being able to touch him at all#not because it's a certainty that he'd pass#but because she didn't know if he would or not. couldn't risk any contact#not knowing if it would be a self fulfilling prophecy or not#idk if i'm making sense but EITHER WAY#there are a few ways to interpret this comic#in the first draft Agatha was smiling fondly#in this one it's bitter sweet. her saying ''he loves you so'' is also for herself#despite everything#they both love Rio#and on that note! i'm going back to bed. i'm sick as hell#BYE#maryneart
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magma fiddlestan be upon ye
#gravity falls#fiddlestan#fiddleford mcgucket#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#gravity falls fanart#fanart#disney#sorry but they're literally a disease to me rn. i'm chronically and fatally ill.#professionally diagnosed btw#anyway posting this by itself because i like the pose fuck you#also i think stan looks pretty hot here so#yk. had to do it to him#mods art#my art#mods draws
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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.
In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)
Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)
I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.
#ginger rambles#ginger chats about greek myths#Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting#my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol#it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too#he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him#Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts#by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair#because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates#and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO#It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia#and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia#epic the musical#epic the wisdom saga#zeus#athena#odysseus#poseidon#the odyssey
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he's slowly becoming the only character I draw...
#he's just so pretty tho :(#also this episode from wano has literally been rattling around my brain since i watched it so#so I can promise I will be drawing more#and I'm not sorry about it#ace fanart#portgas d ace#fire fist ace#ace one piece#fanart#digital art#digital artist#one piece#one piece fanart#artists on tumblr#my art#art
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speedrunning a bday gift for bb nephew hjdfgjh
#rug hooking#muffled laugh#wip#artists on tumblr#squints#honestly the difficult part is over( aka the cat) so that's good#I say speedrunning but it's in two weeksish#but it's kinda big? hgnng I want it to be an actual rug but since it's not pure wool idk how durable it would be#in the long run#which again I still wanna make a big rug for my room#so I can stomp around on it/test it out haha#being able to use the malabrigo chunky green yarn is very satisfying#also bless you chunky yarn which is making the progress go a lot faster haha#I drew a failed pattern on the other side of the backing and the fingertips on my left hand#look super bruised but it's just the marker rubbing off mhjfg#still like this style the most I think (the blended color type? like with the sea otter haha or the horse one#or like there's a big mix of textures/yarn size#coelacanth is fun but I think I got a little too nitpicky with it#lmao all my breaks between work have either been coral island or rug hooking#sort of related but there was a yarn shop I went to maybe 2 years ago?#and there was a yarn I bought there that I'm finally using up more and it's literally the softest/fluffiest yarn ever :'D#need to dig through my labels to see which brand it was#sorry to all the people who decided to open tags and got slammed with a wall of text/ramblings LMAO#edit: rip the yarn brand's actually been discontinued since 2018 hAHA
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I still don't trust Stella. But I also can't trust myself. 'Cause I am jealous. I have fallen for Min Ho. A little bit. Or a lot.
XO, Kitty (2023 — ...)
#xo kitty#xokittyedit#kdramaedit#netflixedit#xokittydaily#teendramaedit#asiancentral#cinemapix#cinematv#dailyflicks#filmtvcentral#kitty song covey#min ho#xokedit#mufaloedit#i actually liked this season wow so here's like this set and another 10 are coming later today and tomorrow#i also feel like it soooo kdrama but very Americanized sorry not sorry#aaaaand i'm a little bit obsessed with them and i feel like they are an endgame he literally the only love interest that met peter
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Shiny Mimikyu, Shiny Sylveon, and Shiny Whimsicott ko-fi doodle for wanderbanana! ✨
#artists on tumblr#pokemon#mimikyu#sylveon#whimsicott#gotchibam arts#ko-fi doodle#i'm sorry this took so long but I hope you still like it!! <3#also sorry for the sudden lack of updates! I had to take a break bc of burn out from working on my backlog during the holidays u_u#i'm good now tho & continuing the work 😌#very close to finishing all of them too 😤#anyways!! happy 2025 to all!! <3#I might also open comms soon! (will make a post abt it later) but maybeee only around 2-3 slots for now#I literally have less than $20 now so I really need the money >_<
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one day, I will set this right
#kh#kingdom hearts#kh terra#kh fanart#my art#I finished terra's part of bbs today#I knew WHAT happened but not HOW y'know?#ouch man. ouch.#honestly did not expect him to become my favorite wayfinder#I should've known really I'm a huge sucker for possession tropes#especially if they're super tragic#AND DUDE WAS LITERALLY SPLIT INTO THE 3 FUNDAMENTAL PARTS OF A HUMAN BEING#which is in the process of doing something terrible to my brain#so um. if you're a terra enjoyer hmu seriously#I'll probably be making more fanart for him anyways#sorry for the ramble#can't wait to see him again in III <3#hashtag terradefender4ever#hashtag eatshitxehanort
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bring your son to work day
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#tsumsted wonderland#sorry this might be it guys#just kind of burnt out right now#i am enjoying the event though! i love these silly beanbags and their charming little adventures#can't wait for silver-tsum to wake up just long enough to take a bullet for malleus-tsum#and i extra extra love malleus and his beanbag both being SO passive-aggressive about missing the pile-up#the solution: DANCE PARTY#APPARENTLY#between this and glorious masquerade i'm starting to think this is malleus' solution to everything#(is this how episode 7 will end) (we DO traditionally get an end-of-episode rhythmic...)#also a+ some truly excellent spritework going on in this on#(sebek crunches down slightly 'RIDE ME WAKATSUMSAMA') (long beat) (malleus and tsum just sliiiiiide away screen left)#genuinely so much funnier than a literal depiction could ever be#anyway i did some careful calculations re:the probability of upcoming cards that i absolutely need and long story short#i am key-poor but tsum!malleus-rich >:)#(immediately goes through and switches all his lesson sprites to having a tsum wobbling on his head) worth it#now watch next month they're going to give us a white rabbit rerun with malleus and/or lilia as the frilliest froufrou bunnies#and i will be thoroughly effed
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if you are complaining about dragon age veilguards artstyle being inconsistent with dragon age's overall artstyle then I know for a fact, that you have not played all the games. You are lying, because consistency?? in dragon age?? this is Alistar in all three games



#da2 alistar going thru it tbh#everyone in da2 was going thru it#literally all this discourse is so stupid and such nothing conversation#over 20 minutes and a couple of trailers#'but the artstyle' i'm sorry ur expectations were not met but like how is that the games fault?? it not even out yet jeez#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#text
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