#I'm like 🤔👁️👁️🤔👁️👄👁️

[goldrushgold]

Drawing is like: 10% of the time actually drawing, and the rest 90% is starting at it looking for things to fix on it

[kindahoping4forever]

Everyone is talking about Ashton having a full beard or not for their concert. Am I the only one who wanted to see Calum's curls in person? 😭😭😭 Like...why did you shave it before I had a chance to witness it 🥺🥺🥺🥺

A valid point!! Tragic because curly Cal would be a sight to behold. However, being in the presence of buzzcut Cal is... POWERFUL 👁️👄👁️

[thisismeracing]

After the afterparty | LH44

― Pairing: Lewis Hamilton x F!Moroccan!reader ― Warnings: mentions of food; typos. ― Summary: Fans have been watching Yn and Lewis interact since she first started attending races. Nothing seemed enough for them to pinpoint what was going on between the two until the Las Vegas Gran Prix happened, and contrary to the belief, what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. Yn and Lewis are about to find out. (Based on this request) ― A/n: None of the pictures used are mine, they are all from Pinterest and other apps, but the work is, and I do not allow it to be published on a different platform. I would appreciate it if those things could be taken into consideration 💛

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May, 2023

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lewishamilton the grind doesn't stop. Lets go

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ferrarifriends who finna be fired now? 🤣

landorizz who is he trying to get with these pics?

⤷ purplemerc I don't know, but he got to me, I am ready with open legs

⤷ purplemerc damn I meant open ARMS*, pardon my silly little keyboard hihi 😅😇

⤷ schumickey LMAO

motoswift I see Yn liked eh

sainzpodium someone said on twitter that they were seen talking at the afterparty... just saying 👁️👄👁️

June, 2023

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yninstagram I have always been sport’s girlie, but with soccer its a whole new level ❤️ happy to see my home team play! Can’t wait for the world cup!!! 🇲🇦🇲🇦

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f1eillish she's so pretty!!

vamosvettel 🇲🇦🇲🇦

franciscac.gomes we have to go to a match together!!! 💞

formulamerc I have to get a shirt like the one she's wearing, looks good

martelodohamilton I see sir Lewis liked huh...............

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lewishamilton weekend off 🌊☀️❤️💚

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jasmine21 would y’all call me crazy if I say this is in Morocco? 👀

sirenzsainz Lewis has such an aura around him, he's so aesthetic, like...it's so good to see him

mercfan where are you, Lew?

⤷ sennanschumi no because he's totally gonna answer you, bestie, just you wait

ferrarifiasco a week without f1 is harder than a week without my gf

⤷ nandosmile my friend, respectfully, I hope she breaks up w you 😭🗣️

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yninstagram enjoying the weekend with my friends 💚

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smoothoperation friends to lovers has always been my favorite trope 🤭😇

hammert1m3 LEWIS ON THE THIRD SLIDE????

ynfan I so wanted to be friends with her

charles_leclerc bring me some souvernir!

⤷ carlossainz55 He means local food, but he's afraid the admin is going to see and tell the team's nutritionist

⤷ yninstagram it's fine, Charls, I'm bringing one big SHIRT for you and Carlos. It's a very popular SHIRT here in Morocco.

⤷ scuderiaferrari 👁️👁️

estebanbestie this comment section is very entertaining

ynfriend 🤍🤍🤍

July, 2023

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September, 2023

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yninstagram monza ❤️🇮🇹🎂

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charles_leclerc you told me you weren't posting it!!!

⤷ yninstagram did I? I don't recall this 🤔

⤷ carlossainz55 she didn't say a thing, cabron...

⤷ charles_leclerc just because you look good, shut up

⤷ carlossainz55 I always look good

⤷ yninstagram some may disagree with this...

⤷ carlossainz55 traitor! 😤

scuderiastroll lol I love their friendship

scuderiaferrari ❤️🥰

alonsostroll funny how Lewis has been liking every single post of hers huh

sainzsecret she looks so good!! if I had half of her beauty I wouldn't complain about a thing!

⤷ yninstagram believe me, bestie, you would

⤷ f1direction LMAO I love you, yn!!!

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lewishamilton Every weekend we fight together as a team, and it’s always a tough battle. First, huge props to George. He had an amazing drive all weekend and deserved to be on the podium. Unfortunate for him not to finish, but he will bounce back. I’m so proud of all the work the team did this weekend. Thank you all for the unbelievable support, I see you🙏🏾

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georgerussell63 let's go, mate

girlbossgasly I love you, lew!!!

yninstagram It was brilliant to watch you race 💙 keep up the good work!

hamiltonalways Yn supporting her man :D

raintyres I'm happy I stayed awake for this race. Singapore is always a show

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October, 2023

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yninstagram Mexico!! 💚❤️🤍🇲🇽

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rbrpodium she posted mick and george, and lew 🤍

⤷ cyruscars casually posting everyone in a work environment except Lewis, I wonder what it means.........

mercmick THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US SCHUMI CONTENT, QUEEN!!!

ynfan as usual, the prettiest woman in the world

georgerussell63 💙

charles_leclerc it's horrible to share you. Please, get back to our garage

⤷ mickschumacher 😂😂

November, 2023

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yninstagram what happens in Vegas doesn't always stays in Vegas 🤭👄

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lewishamilton my forever favorite afterparty company 💗😘

⤷ yninstagram I love you, handsome! ❤️

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

mercedesamgf1 Welcome to the right garage, Yn!

⤷ scuderiaferrari 🙄🙄🙄

alex_albon the way george is included on this dump make it seem like he's the kid 😂😂😂

⤷ georgerussell63 what if I am?

⤷ yninstagram yeah what if we adopted him? 🤨

⤷ georgerussell63 did you?? 🥹

⤷ yninstagram not sure. I'll ask Roscoe if he would like a sassy new brother 🏃🏾‍♀️

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[bunnypeew]

Do you write nsfw alphabets?? if yes then valentino alphabet valentino alphabet valentino alphabet valentino alphabet val 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀👄👁️ (i'm mentally ill)

Valentino NSFW alphabet

self explantory MDNI THANK YOU

YAHHH I CAN DO THAT NEVER DONE IT BEFORE SO BARE WITH ME AHAHA, I picture him as a switch btw :3c

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

He would defintly prepare a bubble bath for you after it since he's pretty rough with it and wants to make sure you are in perfect shape for him

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body parts of his are obviously his wings! cuz even tho they are very big they are still pretty sensitive, while on you it would be the breats/chest part, he loves to touch there since its almost always the most sensitive part of someones body

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he's not scared of cumming inside, also loving it doesn't help that you are most probably getting cream pied every single time :)

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he doesnt really have a dirty secret, everyone knows he's into anything so

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

hes the Overlord of p0rn for fuck sake, he knows what he's doing for sure, since he had a lot time to practice too

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

mating press. MATING PRESS. even tho he knows he cant get you pregnant he wants you to take every single drop of his cum

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Hes not a really humorous person in general but he does like to make you laugh sometimes during the deed, just to make sure you are enjoying yourself too

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I like to believe he completly clean shaven, he's doesn't like hair and messy so he cuts it completely

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

again he doesnt seem like the romantic type, but with you its a completely different thing, he loves you a lot even tho he's doesn't like to show it, sometimes he just cant help but be kind of lovey dovey during sex

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he likes to do it a lot, especially when you arent around, he used to have a lot of fwb before he met you, but now he restrains from fucking anyone else lol

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

OH LORD DOES HE HAVE KINKS,,, he has way to many to list I'm gonna be honest, he likes and accepts everything

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

everywhere. LITERALLY everywhere. he doesnt care if he gets caught, if he wants you he wants you, end of discussion

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

usually hes a really horny person in general but what gets him going is when you wear something revealing, or seeing you naked

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I'm really not sure about this one chief 🤔

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he prefers giving, he wants to make sure that you are the one enjoying it

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and rough 100% self explanatory

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He loves quickies, especially if he needs to go to work after cuz then it means he will be in a good mood

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

like I said in the Location part he doesn't care, he will take the risk if it means you'll both feel good

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he will go for a ton of rounds, that is until you are worned out, for him you could go on for forever

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he likes to use vibrators, to make you feel even better during sex,, usually its an internal one :3

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He teases A LOT,, he likes to be a dickhead about it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He's really loud, grunts. moans and whimpers will be heard from him all the time you are doing it

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

As I said in the title I imagine him as a switch so he fw everything, especially pegging ;)

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

hes pretty big, but it doesnt show cuz he usually tucks, but lets say 8 inches soft and 9.5 inches when hars :3

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

hes libido is really high. hes horny at all times of the day so ahahah

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

hes an old man. He will fall asleep right after idc

OKAY OKAY THIS IS THE FIRST TIME IVE EVER DONE THIS SO IM SO SORRY IF ITS OOC OR NOT AS GOOD BUT I HOPE YOU ENJOYED!!!

[boxinthecorneroftheroom]

Guys I'm so dumb😭😭😭

I was just listening to some old Bebé songs and so I thought huh maybe I should check the translation🤔

And then I come across word “tonto" which literally means "dumb" in spanish👁️👄👁️

The thing is it sounds like "toto" when you say it fast and you know what that means right🫠

[zippiedippievippie]

coin with the bostonian accent makes her 10x scarier, that's why no one dared to oppose her in d13 🙏🏽 i also wanna raise you: ginnee, otto, treech, and lamina with canadian accents </3 an unfortunate turn of events

now for the reason why i'm really here: do you hc panlo and sheaf having an interest or habit that's just terribly minnesotan?? i hope you get what i mean 😭 for example, coral def uses "hella" in place of "very" as a californian. idk, it feels right

Tributes with regional accents would’ve made the train scene 100x better actually 🫢 imagine all of them staring at one another like 👁️👄👁️ “why do you SOUND like that??? 🤢” Canadian accent kiddos would’ve been brutalized but Southern twang tributes? Eaten alive

This ask made me giggle so much as I thought about all the dumb Minnesotan things that could’ve lived on in the Panem universe (unfortunately I don’t think the Minnesotan State Fair would’ve been allowed by the Capitol, bye bye butter statues 😔). I immediately wanted to say the D9 kids probably partook in cow tipping but that might be more of a D10 thing…one that Brandy and Tanner would try before feeling bad for the cows and then start crying

I like to think that the D9 Minnesotan accents would really show on words that are common in the region nowadays but not in the Panem universe. For example, when Coral’s talking about her job back in Four, Sheaf suddenly goes “wait, what’s a booooat? 🤔” which drove Coral absolutely crazy (yes I’m sure everyone knows what a boat is but Sheaf is ditzy in my head)

Plot twist Coral originally invited Panlo and Sheaf to join the pack but immediately retracted her invitation when they said “oh yeah, you betcha” in unison 💅

I don’t know why I’m thinking of this but it would also be so funny if cryptic legends (think Bigfoot) stuck around in Panem and the tributes started arguing about the legends on the train ride. Picturing Treech and Panlo arguing about whether Bigfoot or the wendigo would win in a fight while poor softhearted Wovey cries and gets nightmares from that discussion

[verosvault]

Fantasy High Junior Year Trailer Screenshots & Theories (pt. 2)

Elm Valley Mall Fight?

QUESTION MARK?!

What better of a "revisit" than going back to the mall where the arcade fight was first held at!!! "Elm Valley Mall"???

(I might be reposting some of the same photos for educational purposes to put together clues!! 😂💀)

Is Gorgug on...a golden...Dragon?? 👁️👄👁️

Also...Oo! Smol Boggy in the back!

Another golden-cape looking thing next to Gorgug! 🤔 Are they statues? Why are they gold? Why are they riding them?

Gorgug's goggles on his head also look to be of a golden color? Idk... I'm lost 💀

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Idk what the Red small Spiky things are! They look dangerous though! I also don't recognize some of these NPCs either....🥴🥴

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I'm not crazy to think that that's an escalator on the left? Like... it's the mall...right??

Also...this shot of Fabian looks dope! 😆

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This is Arthur Aguefort.... Right???....Right????

Wha- What's he doin' at the Elm Valley Mall with the bad kids?! 🥴

Also... what's he got in his hands there??? ���🥴🥴

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THE BACKGROUND OF THE DOME! MALL???? IT LOOKS LIKE STORES AND I SEE PALM TREES!!!

Also...LOL AT THE "YARRBUCKS COFFEE"! 😂✋ That sounds like a Brennan Lee Mulligan original right there!

I can't tell what it says behind Siobhan though. 🥴🥴 "Philos(-opher's) Sc(-)"??? I CAN'T READ THE REST! 😭✋ Siobhan move your head please 😭✋

On the left of Siobhan's finger, the store there says "Field"? Idk... I'm assuming it's the Elm Valley Mall but idk! 🥴

I originally thought the Elm Valley Mall would look a lil' purple cause the arcade fight but...then again... that's an arcade and it was like...also pulsating with energy???

Idk...💀

Idk why the mall is SO BLUE!!!

IS it under water?!

Is it frozen?!

WHY IS EVERYTHING BLUE?! 😭✋

[almond-t0fu]

Ok ok imagine-

Dazai, his fiance, you and Chuuya.....

Hmmm 🤔

Continuation

Soo, 1- you were saved by the mafia at a young age and by the mafia i mean Dazai specifically.

2- it was like an instant love at first sight for you.

3- a small introduction convo happened between you two and he asked you to join the mafia and become his assistant.

(you don't have an ability btw)

4- for the first few days you did what he asked you to do, met some people (Chuuya)

5- so like after month(your workspace is in Dazai's office) a girl comes inside the office and just screams "OSAMU I MISSED YOU" and you're just there, sitting on your chair, hella confused 👁️👄👁️

6- That girl turned out to be his Fiance. They were engaged due to mafia buisness.

7- she was a sweet person to everyone including you (kind of loud but still a sweet person) tho you couldn't help but stay away from her because you're literally in love with something who's supposed to be marrying her.

8- *timeskip* y'all are 17 now, you have noticed how close Dazai, his fiance and Chuuya were. Like you will be working on you desk and those three would just be having their own little picnic (yep they forgot about you)

9- Dazai still talks with you, a lot actually, whenever you two are alone (or Chuuya is there) he would tell you about his days, his failed suicide attempts, how much he hates Chuuya etc.

10- you also noticed one more thing, Chuuya was fond of Dazai's Fiance (let's name her Yumi). Whenever they all are together, you could see how his eyes lit up when she laughs at his remarks or jokes.

11- you did feel lonely but looking at them laughing together also made you happy since you considered them as someone special in your life.

(i feel like I'm making the situation really sad for the reader)

Now-

It was a normal day, you were filling up some documents that Dazai told you about. The Soukoku duo were on a mission and Miss Yumi was at her home. Quite peaceful for you. You actually liked your job (unlike Ada Dazai) so once the documents were over you started to do the things that Dazai would've assigned you to the next day. You also knew if Dazai finds out about this, he would be upset since he didn't like it when you overwork but you didn't care since you wanted the next day to be free (also you knew if you apologised Dazai would forgive you)

The office doors opened and you almost fell from you chair. The person that just came in was Yumi and she looked pissed. She looked around and her eyes feel on you.

"where is he?"

"p-pardon?"

She inhaled and asked again, "where is Osamu?"

"uhm he's on a mission right now, it would probably take an hour for him to come back..." You replied in a soft tone. This was the first time you had seen her like this and that scared you a little bit.

"1 hour huh? Ok then miss assistant, l have something to talk about."

(I'll write the rest later. Hope y'all can understand what i wrote hehe

Here Yumi, is the same "similar to you" girl from the breakup idea, so yeah she's not a sweet person. Also she's my fic ideas punching bag. She's inspired by all of those manhwa white lotuses that i hate. But she's slightly smarter and better than them.

Y'all would kinda hate Chuuya here but what can we do? He's in love with the wrong person

Also if you're a writer and find this interesting, please make a fic like this. I'm not a writer so i can't really write any of the ideas that i have posted so far but if y'all have the time please write it

Thank you for reading this and byee hope you have nice a day/night~)

[spookyhoax]

yeah 😉 i been here waitin ⏱️⏳⏰ lookin 👀 at em tryna 😰 catch up 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ take it how you 👊 wanna take it 🤷🏻‍♀️

left 🚶‍♀️‍➡️ the place 🏘️ in panic 🚨 left to take 🥷another 📬 planet 🌎 🪐 left to make another statement 🔙🔛🔝

XG 👼 baby 🤱 say the names 📝 right spell 🔡 it out ✏️✒️📓 so you can learn it 👩🏻‍🏫👩🏻‍🎓

you can smell 👃 the 🛞 tires 🛞 when they turnin 🔄 you can smell 👃 the 🔥 fire 🔥 when it's burnin 💥☄️🌫️

you can tell 👁️🔍 we all 👯‍♀️ made it work 💼 for us 👩‍🚀 made it 💰💎💴 but we had to work 🤓 for it

work 🏗️ work 😮‍💨 work 🤖 so perfect 🤩 that it hurt 🩹 don't it? 🏄‍♀️ surf on em 🏄‍♀️

right away 📥 ride the wave 🌊 ride away 🛵cause we 🤝 had the right of way ✅🚦🚗

bye 👋 bye 👋 bye 👋 flyin past 🪽 then we fly 🚀 away ↗️ into outer space 🛸💫🌌✨

drop top 🏎️ in a coupe 🚘 outside 🗾 when i hop 🐰 up outta this plane 🛩️🛫✈️

look 👀 at my fit 👗👑👠 right now ☑️ when i just ⏰ walked 🚶‍♀️‍➡️ outta my bed 🛏️🚪

fix my hair 💇🏻‍♀️ fix my makeup 👄💋💄 on the way 🔜🆗

bound ⛓️ to the next ➡️ stop 🗺️ bound ⛓️ for the great 👸🏻 make em bow down 🙇🏻‍♀️🙇🏻🙇🏻‍♂️ to the X❗️uh

a little 🤏 more 🤲 than ordinary 👩🏻 honorary 🎓 underestimated 🤔🧐🤨 leavin ⛓️‍💥 all you broke 💸

i'm the judge 👩🏻‍⚖️ and jury 🪑 i don't wanna 🙅🏻‍♀️ hear it 🔇🔕 i'm the one they fearing 🙈🙉🙊keep it on the low 🤫🫥

this is automated 🤖 i'm the motivator 💪🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️told my haters 😒😤🤬 "yo 😎 more the merrier"🎅🏻

y'all 🫵 my entertainment 🎟️🤹‍♀️🍿 fascinated 👩🏻‍🔬 I'm just laughing 😂🤣😄 cuz it's so hilarious 🤡😹

little girl 👧🏻 with a 🫦 big mouth 🗣️ small group 👯‍♀️ with a big house 🏠🌆 yeah

big 🦣 watch ⏱️⌚️ on the wrist 🤌 now uh i just thought 💭 of that flow 🎤 now 👇 just now👇

put a little more 💴 down ⬇️ for the buss down 💆🏻‍♀️ went on tour 🗽🗿🏰 on a bus 🚌 and tore ✂️ the bus 🚎 down ⬇️

everything 🙏 custom 💍👛👑 now fans 🙌 🤩👏 rushing out 💂‍♀️ security👮‍♀️ had to push🫸🫸 me out 🙅🏻‍♀️

48 laws👩🏻‍⚖️ of power 🔋💡🔌 little girl 👧🏻 with a 🐘 big motor 🏎️ on a kid 👦 though m-hm

watch 👀 me rip 🌬️ though 🔬 watch me snap 👌 like motorola flip phone📱☎️ m-hm

i don't 🚫 wanna hit 🥊 you this hard 💎 on the intro 🎼 bring that bounce 🏀 like 6-4

find 🕵️‍♀️ me in tokyo🗼🌸⛩️ rappin 😎 in a skirt🥻 are you catchin🥍 my 🍃🌾 drift, though? 🤔

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳 so 🚫 don't ❌ get under ⬇️ my skin 💅

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳 so 🚫 don't ❌ get under ⬇️ my skin 💅

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳

light flex💪 go easy ✅ tag it up 🖍️graffiti 🎨

drop a pin 📍📲 or addy 🏡 that's where i'll go 🏃🏻‍♀️‍➡️ rip 🌬️ the show 🏟️🎪🎬 and that's all i know 🧠👩🏻‍🏫

i'm 👓 supervision 💂‍♀️ y'all 🤠 just built 🚧🛠️🧰 on superstitions 🔮🧿📿

watch 👀 me do everything ☮️ everywhere 🗺️ all at once ⏱️ all the time⌛️⏳ all around 🔁 the world 🌎🌍🌏

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳 so 🚫 don't ❌ get under ⬇️ my skin 💅 (don't)

X-G-A-L-X 🙅🏻‍♀️ and that's📚 the name 📝 of this ship 🛸 (and that's it)

den 🛖 mother 🤱mother wolf🐺 so 🚫 don't ❌ make fun 🤭 of my kids 👶🏻👧🏻👦🏻

we all fam 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒 and stand🧍🏻‍♀️tall 📏 now so 🚫 don't ❌ talk 🗣️ down ⤵️ to my kin 👯‍♀️ ayy

welcome 🎟️ to the party 🎉🪅🎊 floatin🕴️like it's 🎭 mardi gras 💜💛💚 yeah

you 🫵 can call me 💁🏻‍♀️ Harvey 💅 but i'm 💢 not ❌ your 🛍️ barbie doll🪆yeah

hardy 💪 hardy 💪 ha 😆 laughin 😂🤣 at em 🤭 while we blast 💥 away 🚀

black 🖤 on black 🖤 on black 🖤 outfits 👔👗👘 all packed 🧳👜💼 away (packed away) 🎒👛👝

C to the O-C 🅾️ that's me 👸🏻 lord 🙏 have mercy 🙇🏻‍♀️

young 👧🏻 queen👸🏻👑 but i act 🎬 like an unnie 👱‍♀️ young blood🩸💉 but i'm🪛 built 🧱 like an OG 😎

gotta🏋🏻‍♀️lift weight🏋🏻‍♀️ for the👜 bags 👛 lookin🪞real fit 💃🏻 for the mags 🗞️📰

and i'm a 🐺 wolf 🌕 in a 🦁 pack 👯‍♀️ so I just 🗣️woof 🗣️ and attack 🗡️🪓🔪

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳 so 🚫 don't ❌ get under ⬇️ my skin 💅

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳 so 🚫 don't ❌ get under ⬇️ my skin 💅

woke 🛌 up 🆙 lookin like this 😳

[the-90s-music-colosseum]

500 Follower Special!!! (the worst one yet)

So uhhhhhh

...I did not actually think that I would hit 500 followers within a month of hitting 400 so I forgot to prepare the milestone special

But I figured I have to give you something, right? Something I could make easily and quickly, but not something lazy like a terribly made mashup song or a few halfhearted memes, it had to be something you could come back to time and time again, and something of realistic value.

So I made copypastas for some iconic 90s songs.

Expand the post to see them all. Sorry in advance. And yes, you may make requests for more.

[Creep]

When 🕗 you 👉 were ➕ here 📍 before 😺 Couldn't 🙅‍♂️ look 👀 you 👈🏼 in 🍑💦 the eye 😙 You're 🏼 just 😤😤 like 🩸 an angel 😇 Your 👉 skin ♂️ makes 🖕 me 🥵🥵😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 cry 👤😢😭 You 😳 float 🚣‍♀️👩‍✈️💆🏻‍♀️ like 👍 a feather In 🛌 a beautiful 🔴🔷🔸 world 🤷🌍 I 😀 wish 🌠 I 😣🤐 was special 👁️👄👁️ You're 🏻 so fuckin' 👉👌 special 👁️👄👁️ But 🔚🎮🍑 I'm 💦👌🏻💪 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 💥 a weirdo 🤪 What ❓ the hell 👦 am 🙌 I 👀😂 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁📍 I 👀 don't 💰 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 📍 I 🧠👅 don't ❌ care 😜😩 if it hurts 🤕 I 😍 wanna 😱 have 🈶 control 🤔🎮 I 🏻 want 🤬 a perfect 💯 body 👀 I 🙋‍♂️ want 👄 a perfect 😜😚🥰 soul 👻 I 😀 want 🤲🤲 you 😀🤟 to notice 👎 When 🍑 I'm 💆‍♀️ not 🚯 around ➕🏜️➡️👤 So fuckin' 👌🏻💯 special 👉😎👈 I 👌 wish 🙏🙏🙏 I 😊 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm 😇 a creep 👀🤫 I'm 📍 a weirdo 🤪 What 🤔😡 the hell 🐕😭📛 am 👄 I 👏👏😠 doin' 🤓 here? 🈁 I 💭🏿 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🙈🌟🌟✨✨ She's 👩🏾 running 🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️🏃🏾‍♂️😍 out 😾 the door 🚪 (run) 🏃‍♂️ She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 running 🏃‍♀ out 😜🚪 She 👩🏾👩🏿 run, 🏃 run, 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♂️ run, 🏃🏃 run 🏃 Run 🏃🏃 Whatever 😴 makes 🖕 you 😀 happy 😁 Whatever 💯 you 👈 want 😋 You're 😭 so fuckin' 😩 special 👁️👄👁️ I 👀 wish 🌠 I 👀🌈 was special 👁️👄👁️ But 🍑 I'm ☝️ a creep 👀🤫 I'm 👏🏻 a weirdo 🤪 What 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ the hell 🔥🥵 am 🙌 I 👅 doin' 🤓 here? 🥵 I 😊 don't 🚫 belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 💦💪 I 😞😳 don't 🙅‍♀️ belong 👨‍👩‍👧‍👦🚽 here 🔪🔥

[Common People]

She 👩 came 👅🍆💦 from 😤 Greece 🇬🇱 she 👩 had ✊ a thirst 💦 for 💦 knowledge 📚 She 🥰 studied sculpture at Saint 😈 Martin's College That's 🦎 where 👀 I 🙀 Caught 🏃🏾‍♂️💨👮‍♂️👮‍♂️ her 👩 eye 😻 She 👩 told 👉 me ✌️ that 😐 her 👩 dad 😪🏼 was loaded I 😀 said, 😁 in 🍑 that 💀 case 😎💯 I'll 🎅👏 have 🎲 rum and Coca-Cola She 🙉 said 💬 fine 🙊 And then 🙈👱 in ☮️ thirty 🕧 seconds 😫 time 😁✨💞 she 👩 said 💬🙈 I 😊😀😀😀😀😀 wanna 🤕 live 🐙 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👩👫 I 😀 wanna 👯‍♂️ do ⏳ whatever 😐 common 🐩 people 👫 do 🦤 Wanna 🤕 sleep 😴 with common 😍 people 👨 I 😊 wanna 🙇🙇 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👦 Like 💖 you 👈 Oh 🦋 what 🍑 else 🏿😩 could 🤔🤔 I 🏻 do 👏🚫👀 I 😊 said 🗣️🗣️ I'll, 📷 I'll 🙅🏿🎡 see 👀 what ❓ I 😊 can 🦎 do ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ I 😩 took ✋ her 👄 to a supermarket I 😀 don't ✋ know 🤓 why 🤔 But 🍑 I 😊😊😊😊😊😊😀😊 had 💔 to start 💢 it somewhere 👉 So it started 🆕 there 😂 I ℹ️ℹ️ said 💬 pretend 🙃 you've 😦 got 🉐 no 😣😣😣 money 👛 She 💁‍♀️ just 😡 laughed 😂 and said 💬 Oh 😯 you're 🥵 so funny 😃 I 😏 said; 🗣️ yeah ☔ I 😊 can't 💦💦 see 👀 anyone 🙋 else 🖤 smiling ✨💫🧚‍♀️ in 🧚🏻 here 🍒 Are you 🤡 sure? 👍 You 👈 wanna 👯‍♂️ live 🐙 like 💁‍♀️ common 🐩 people 👪 You 🕛👊 wanna 😷 see 👥 whatever 😒 common 😍😍 people 👫 see 👀 Wanna 🌺 sleep 🛏 with common 😍😍 people 👩👫 You 👦👉 wanna 🥀 sleep 😪 with common 🐩 people 💁 Like 👋 me 👦 But 😜 she 👩 didn't 🙅🏻‍♂️ understand 😆😅😊 She 🙋‍♀️ just 👌 smiled and held 👨‍💼 my 😖🙂 hand 🤲 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙🆙🆙 a shop Cut 😣 your 👈 hair 💇 and get 🔥 a job 💼 Smoke 💨 some 🐺💯 fags and play 🎲 some 💥💥 pool 🎱 Pretend 🙃 you ‼️‼️ never 🚫 went 💨 to school 😑 But 🍑 still ⏰👠 you'll 🤓 never 🙅 get 🉐 it right 🔰🔰 'Cause 🔫 when 🕛🕐 you're ❌ laid 🍆 in 🅰️ bed 🛌 at night 🌑🌑 Watching 👀 roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 😊 called 👱🏽📞 your 👈 dad 🌱 he 👨 could 👈 stop ✋ it all, 💯 yeah 🚜

You'll 👸 never 🚫 live 💣👦 like 💖👍 common 🐩 people 👥 You'll 🏃👧 never 🚫 do 👂 whatever 💯 common 😍😍 people 👨👲 do 👌 You'll 👏 never ❌ fail 🤧🤧 like 😄 common 😍 people 😣👥 You'll 👏 never ❌❕❕❕❕ watch 👀 your 🍂 life 💓 slide 🎉🎢 out ↘️ of view ⛲ And you 👈 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because ➡️ there's 😹 nothing 😜🤙✋ else 😔 to do 😆 Sing 🎤🎙️ along 🎶 with the common 🐩 people 👫👬👭 Sing 🎶���� along 💁🔚 and it might 🤷🏻‍♀️ just 🕛👀 get 🉐 you 👈 through 🧑‍⚖️ Laugh 😄 along 💁🔚 with the common 😍 people 👩‍🌾 Laugh 😂 along 🔚🔚 even 🌃 though 💫🧚🏻💗 they're 👥 really 👅😻 laughing 😅 at you 😀😀😀 And the stupid 🤤 things 👆👀 that 😐🤔 you 🤗🤖 do 🚶‍♂️ Because 🎉 you 👉👦 think 🤔 that 😐 poor 💸 is cool 😎 Like 🎅 a dog 🐩 lying 🤥 in 👏🏡 a corner 🌽 They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 will 👏💰 bite 👄 you 😀 and never ❌🔚 warn you 👈 Look 👀 out, 👉 they'll 👯‍♂️ tear 😂 your 😩 insides 💠 out 👉 'Cause 😛🤓 everybody 👴👵👨 hates 😡 a tourist Especially one 1️⃣ who 📷 thinks 🪐 it's all ➡️🕥2️⃣ such 😛🍎 a laugh 😐 Yeah 🕢👩‍👩‍👧👏🏻👠 and the chip 🍟 stains and grease Will 🐼 come 🌽 out 😵😵 in ☝🏻 the bath 🛀 You 😀 will 💰🏼 never ✖️ understand ✖️ How 🤔 it feels 😤 to live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 your 🙌 life 🍆💦💦💦🍂🍂🍂 With no ⛔ meaning 😏 or control 🕺 And with nowhere ❓ left 👈 to go 🦗 You 😀🤟 are amazed 😳 that 🤔 they 👥👨 exist And they 🏽 burn 🔥 so bright 😎 Whilst 🎩 you 👈 can 😜 only 🤏 wonder 💭 why 🤔 Rent a flat 🌠🌑🌒🪐☄️ above 🆙 a shop Cut ❓😱 your 👩‍💼 hair 🙆 and get 🉐 a job 👅🍑🤪 Smoke 🚫 some 😋 fags and play 🎽 some 🌽 pool 🏊 Pretend 🙃 you 👈 never ❌ went 👣 to school 🍯🍵☕🍯🍼☕ But 🍑 still 👠📞 you'll 👈 never ❌ get 🔟 it right 📐 'Cause 💋 when 🍑 you're 👌 laid 😂 in 🍑🙍 bed 😴🛌 at night 🌙 Watching 👁️ roaches climb 📼 the wall 😎🥳🤑 If you 👉🤖 called 📲 your 👉 dad 👨 he 💁‍♂️💁‍♂️💁‍♂️ could 😟 stop ✋ it all 👾 Yeah 😩 Never 🚫 live 😜 like 😄 common 😍😍 people 👶 Never 😅 do 😣 what 💘💦👑 common 🐩 people 👫👨 do 🍆👺 Never 🚫 fail 🚫 like 👍 common 😍😍 people 👨 You'll 😭 never 🚫 watch 👀 your 🌽 life 👊🧬 slide 😏 out 🔍 of view ⛲ And then 🙄 dance 🐲 and drink 🍶 and screw Because 🙆🏽 there's 😹 nothing 💃🏼 else 🙅‍♀️ to do 🤨 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 👥 like 💖 you 👈 Wanna 😌 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👩👨 like 💖 you 🦎 Wanna 🙏 live 💣 with common 🐩 people 👩‍🌾 like 😻👫 you 👏 Wanna 🤘🏻 live 👦 with common 😍😍 people 👫 like 😛 you 🦎 Wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 😍😍 people 🤥🤫 like 📷 you 👆 Wanna 🙇🙇 live 👦🏻👰🏾👉🏻 with common 🐩 people 👨 like 👧👍 you 👈 I 💁 wanna 💀 live 🐙 with common 🐩 people 👪 like 💗 you 👉 Oh, 😯 la, 🧚 la, 💰 la, 🎶 la 🎶 Oh, 😳 la, 💰💰 la, 💰 la, 💰💰 la 💅 Oh, 😰 la, 🎶 la, 💰 la, 💰 la 🎶 Oh, 🍤 la, 💰💰 la, 🎶 la, 🧚 la 😼 Oh 🦋 you 👉

[Even Flow]

Freezin' 🥶🥶 Rests his 💦 head 💆🗣️ on 🔛 a pillow made 👑 of concrete again 🥳 Oh, 🐦🎉 feelin' Maybe 🤔 he'll 🔙🔙 see 🙈👀 a little 🤏 betters, any 💦 days 🗓️ Oh, 😰 hand 🤟 out 💋 Faces 😃😍 that 🏻 he 👨🏻 sees 👀😲 time ⏳ again ❌😬 ain't ❌ that 😈 familiar Oh, 🚙 dark 🌚 grin 😄 He 📷 can't 👽 help, 😢😬 when 🕗 he's 👨 happy, 😁 he 📷 looks 👀 insane 🍑🤪 Even 🌓 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 🦋 he 👨 don't 🚫👎 know, 💭 so he 😳 chases them ➡️😇 away 😂 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 someday yet ❗❗ he'll 🤴 begin 📦 his 🤜🍖 life 🦧🦧🦂🐴 again 🥳 Life 📅 again, 🥳 life 💓 again ❌ Kneelin' Lookin' 👀👀 through 💸 the paper 🤓 though 💥💭 he 💁‍♂️ doesn't 😚 know 🤔 to read 📖 Oh, 😉😯 prayin' Now 😏 to something 👤❔ that 😷😯 has 👍 never 😅 showed him 💦👱 anything 😫 Oh, 🤔🤔🤗 feelin' Understands the weather 🌡 of the winter's on ⬇️ its way 💅 Oh, 🙀🆗 ceilings Few 😋🔢 and far 🌌 between 👄 all 💯 the legal 💰😋 halls of shame 😳 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🎀 like 💖 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😳 he 👥 don't 🚫 know, 😍 so he 👥👉 chases them 🚼 away 😂 Oh, 🙀 someday yet ✨ he'll 🤴 begin 🔘 his 🙈 life 😀 again 😬 Whispering hands ✋👌🤛 gently 👅 lead 👑 him 👴 away 😂 Him 👴 away, 😇 him 👴 away 👋 Yeah, 🌍 ooh, 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ ah 🥶 yeah, 🙌 fuck ⬆️🖕👦🖕 it up 🔝 Even 🌃 flow, thoughts 💭🤔 arrive 🛬 like 👍 butterflies 😟 Oh, 😧😅 he 📷 don't 🙅‍♂️🚫 know, 🚫😱 so he 👨 chases them 😱 away 🔜💨 Ah, 😱 someday yet 👇👀 he'll 👦 begin 🐢 his ���🌟❄️ life 🤤💓 again 🤞🤞😎‼️✔️ Whispering hands 👐 gently 👅 lead 👉👌💦 him 👨 away 👋 Him 👴 away, 🥰 him 👴 away 😂😂 Yeah, ✅ ooh 🦗

[Closer]

You 💁 let 👫 me 😏 violate 💯 you 👈🏽 You 😀😊 let 👫 me 🤷🏻‍♂️ desecrate ❌ you 👈 You 💕 let 🙆 me 😰💯 penetrate you 💗 You 😻😻🥵🥵 let 💂 me 👀 complicate you 👈 I 👥 broke 💔 apart 💖💕💓 my 👪👨 insides 💠 (Help 💁 me) 🙋‍♀️ I've 💯 got 🙈 no ✋ soul 😱 to sell 💸 (Help 👏🔈👏🔈 me) 🥺 the only 🤣 thing 🕑 that 👉💀🔕🐑 works 👍🏻 for 👻 me 👊🤰👏 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 get 5️⃣ away 😂 from 👊 myself 👈 I 💰 wanna 😡 fuck 🍑💦 you 🏼👨 like 💖 an animal 🐯 I 😣🤐 wanna 🌺 feel 😁 you 😊 from 👉 the inside 💠 I 😀 wanna 💀 fuck 👉😉 you 🤟 like 🦊 an animal 🐁 My 😀 whole 💦 existence 😂👌 is flawed You 👈 get 5️⃣ me 😤 closer 🤡➡️ to God 💃 You 👉 can 🔫 have 🈶 my 🏿 isolation You 👉 can 😜 have 🅰️ the hate 😡 that ☑️ it brings 🚶 You 👀👈 can 🔫💦 have 🈶 my 😊 absence of faith 🚫⛪ You 👉👨 can 🙋🔝🏃‍♀️ have 🈶 my 😀 everything 💯 you 🏻👈 tear 🤣 down 🤗 my 💅 reason 🤔 (Help 🦎 me) 🕴🏻 it's your 👉 sex 🍆 I 😊 can 🔫💦 smell 👃 (Help 🦎 me) 😤 you 😊🤟 make 🧃 me 🦶 perfect 😜😚🥰 Help 🦎 me 👩🏻 become 😌 somebody 👤 else 😁 I 🤚🏽 wanna 🎀 fuck 🖕 you 😱🤯😳 like 🌟 an animal 🐔 I 😊 wanna 💀 feel 😁 you 👊 from 🧚‍♀️ the inside 🧑 I 😊😊😊 wanna 😱 fuck 😏 you 😀 like 💓 an animal 🐖 My 🍗 whole 💦 existence 👌 is flawed You 😊😀 get 🉐 me 👩🏻 closer 🤡➡️ to God 🙏🤔 Through 👉⏬ every 😹 forest 🌲 Above 🆙🆙🆙 the trees 🌲 Within 😱 my 😵 stomach 😂🤣 Scraped off 😍 my 🎎 knees 🧎‍♂️🤏 I 👥 drink 🧉🍻🧉🍸 the honey 🐝 Inside 💠 your 🍌👉 hive You 🤟 are the reason 🧐 I 😊 stay 🚉🧍‍♂️ alive 🥴

[Supersonic]

I 🙀 need 👍 to be 😡🐝 myself 😈👑 I 🙋 can't ❌ be 🐝 no ❌ one ☝️ else 😁 I'm 🤩 feeling 😌 supersonic Give 🎁 me 🏻 gin and tonic You 😊🤟 can 🎥 have 😑 it all, 💯 but 🤔 How 💁❓ much 🔥 do 🏆 you ✨🧚🏻💖 want 😍 it? You 🤟 make ✊ me 🚨🏾 laugh 😆😂 Give 👐 me 🤩 your 👉 autograph Can ❌🔫 I 😩 ride 🚲 with you 👈 In 🍝🥫 your 😎 BMW? You 👈🏼 can 💦🔫 sail ⛵ with me 👩🏻 In 👉 my 😅 yellow 🚸 submarine You 👈 need 😬 to find 🔍👤 out 😜 'Cause 😛🤓 no 👎 one's 🩱 gonna 🎁➡️➡️👤⬆️ tell 🗣️🙊 you 💞👑✨ what 🤷🚟 I'm 👌 on 🔛 about ✨ You 😶 need 👍 to find 👀🔍 a way 😤✋ For 🎅🎁 what 😦 you 👦 wanna 🤕 say 😝 But 🍑🙋 before 😂 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 💋 my 🧚 friend 😀 said 💬 he'd take 🤲🏻 you 😊 home 🏚 He 💁‍♂️ sits in 📥 a corner 🌽 all 🙄🙅‍♀️ alone 👥 He 📷 lives 👤👈💓 under 😀 a waterfall Nobody 🙅 can 😳 see 👀 him 👴 Nobody 🙄 can 🧠 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 😧 call 🥣 Nobody 😯 can 🥫 ever 😤 hear 👂 him ���😂💕 call 🤙 You 🙌 need 👉 to be 2️⃣0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣ yourself 💁👈 You 😊 can't 🚫 be 😳 no 🏾 one 🦴 else 🏿😩 I ☝️ know 🙅‍♂️🤕🤷 a girl 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧 called 🔳 Elsa She's 🍑🍑🍑🍑🍑 into 👉 Alka-Seltzer She 👧 sniffs it through 🧑‍⚖️ a cane 🍭 On 🔛 a supersonic train 🚂💨🦵💧🦵 And she 👩 makes 🖕 me 👧 laugh 😂 I 😢👨 got 📷 her 👩 autograph She 🥰 done ‼️ it with the doctor 👨‍⚕ On 🔛 a helicopter 🚁 She's 👩🏾 sniffing in 😛 a tissue Selling The Big 🤤😩 Issue 😭 And she 👩 finds 🔍 out 😜🚪 No 🙅🚫 one's 💚 gonna 💪💪 tell 📟 her 🙄🙄🧐 what 👀🤷🏻‍♀️ I'm 🙉😂 on 🧐😛😔😔😔 about 🧚‍♀️ You 😊 need ✊😇 to find 👀 a way 🤚 For 🍆🔜 what 😦 you 👈 wanna 😱 say 😫 But 🍑 before 😴 tomorrow 📆 'Cause 🔫 my 👸 friend 👩👨 said 💬 he'd take 😀👀 you 👈 home 👪👪👪 He 📷 sits in 🕺 a corner ◼️ all 💯 alone 😢 He 👥 lives 💓 under 😡 a waterfall Nobody 😯 can 💸🔫 see 😌 him 👴 Nobody 🙅 can 💦💦 ever 🤔 hear 👂 him 👨 call 😠 Nobody 🙅🤐 can 🦎 ever 😠 hear 👂 him 🤭 call 📞

[Heart-Shaped Box]

She 🤠💕 eyes 👀 me 🥰 like 💖 a Pisces 🐟 when ⏰ I 👄💦💦💦🦾 am 👩‍👧👨‍👧‍👧 weak 👶 I've 😊 been 🏼 locked 🔐🔏 inside 👸👆 your ⚠️ heart-shaped box 📦 for 🤡 weeks I've 🙋 been 👦 drawn into 🚪 your 💦 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😊 wish 😜🙏 I 🚫 could 🔮 eat 🍔👅 your 📉 cancer ♋ when 😀 you 😊🤟 turn 🔄 black ⚫ Hey 😡 Wait ✋✋ I 💋🐛 got 👍 a new 🚡 complaint Forever 😻 in ⬇️ debt to your 🌊 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🎆🎊 Wait ⌚ I 👇 got 🉐 a new 👌 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 🎻📯🎺 debt to your 👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 😳😽 I 🤫 got 📷 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 😪😭 in 💆 debt to your 🏻 priceless advice 👏 Your ✨ advice 👏 Meat-eating orchids forgive no 🙅 one 1️⃣ just 😂 yet 😇 Cut ❓😱 myself 😉 on 🔛🏿 angel 😇 hair 💇 and baby's breath 🐙👄 Broken 💔 hymen of Your 👈 Highness, I'm 🤧 left 👈🌰 black ⚫ Throw 🥴 down ⤵️ your 👉😩 umbilical noose so I 😈 can 😜 climb 🧗‍♂️ right 📷 back 👉 Hey 👋🏻 Wait 🚏 I 😌 got 😂 a new 🆕 complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 💘😜 debt to your 🍌👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋 Wait 🚏 I 😊 got 💕 a new 🥝🥝 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🚮 debt to your 🖕🏼 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait 🙇😯 I 😊 got 🔌 a new 😱 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 🔚 debt to your 😇 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 She 🤷🐰 eyes 🤩 me 🤓 like 🌸 a Pisces ♓ when 💕 I 🤢 am ⌚ weak 👶 I've 🤩 been ✳️🚗😘 locked 🔐🔏 inside 💠 your 👉 heart-shaped box 🎁 for ⌛ weeks I've 😔🧚‍♂️✨👧 been 💴🥜 drawn into 👉 your 👉 magnet tar pit trap 🙊 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥❌ could 🤔 eat 🍔 your 👉 cancer 🦀 when 📷 you 😚 turn 🦷 black 🖤 Hey 😠 Wait 🙇😯 I 🙀 got 🏻😩 a new ❤️ complaint Forever 😪😭 in 🙈 debt to your 👉🏽 priceless advice 👏 Hey 🙋 Wait ✋✋ I 🙋 got 🉐 a new 💇‍♀️ complaint Forever 🕗💗 in 👉 debt to your 😡👉 priceless advice 👏 Hey 👋❗🏾 Wait ⌚ I 😛 got 💦 a new 😮👶 complaint Forever 🕐🕔🕤 in 😜👌 debt to your 🥺 priceless advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏 Your 🕺 advice 👏 Your 👉 advice 👏

[Parklife]

Confidence 🧚🏻��✨ is a preference for 🤦 the habitual voyeur Of what 👏 is known 💫 as (Parklife) And morning 🌅 soup 🎾🍜 can 🥫 be 😖 avoided If you 😊 take 👀 a route 🙃🙂 straight 📏 through 🪀 what 😦 is known 💫 as (Parklife) John's got 😩 brewer's droop He 📷 gets 🉐 intimidated by 😓 the dirty pigeons They 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 love 😍 a bit 😁 of him 👴 (Parklife) Who's 😈 that ❗🎢 gut 🤤 lord 👑 marching 🌲 You 👉 should 💘👶 cut 😣 down ⏬ on 😼 your 👌 pork 🐖 life 💓 mate Get 🉐 some 👨💭 exercise 🙆‍♂ All 😉 the people 🧑‍🤝‍🧑 So many ❔ people 😣👥 And they 💁 all 🥺 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 👉⏬ their 👥 parklife Know 💭 what 🧡💛 I 😊 mean? 👀👅 I 🤢 get 🔟 up 👍 when 🔜 I ✨ want 🥞 Except 😮 on 😳 Wednesdays When 💁🏻 I 🐑🙏 get 5️⃣ rudely awakened by 😃 the dustmen (Parklife) I 😀 put 😏 my 😖 trousers 👖 on, 🔛🔛 have 🔵😤 a cup ☕ of tea ☕ And I 👀 think 🤔💭 about 🤔 leaving the house 🛖🏚️ (Parklife) I 🐑😎 feed 🍴 the pigeons, I 🎧 sometimes 🕐 feed 🍆 the sparrows too 🧍‍♀️ It gives 😚 me 🔒 a sense 💰 of enormous well-being (Parklife) And then 🥵 I'm 😈 happy 😊 for 🍆🔜 the rest 😪 of the day 🌸💞 Safe 🌺 in 👮 the knowledge 📖 there 😱😳 will 🍭🔵🎷 always 🧢 be ➡️ A bit ▪️ of my 👈 heart 🖤 devoted to it All 🟣 the people 👨 So many 👬 people 👩👫 And they 👩‍👩‍👦‍👦 all 😢🙍 go 🦗 hand-in-hand Hand-in-hand through 🧑‍⚖️ their ⭕ parklife Parklife (Parklife) Parklife (Parklife) It's got 👏 nothing 🚫 to do 👌 with Vorsprung durch Technik, you 👊 know? 💭👅💭 (Parklife) (Parklife) and it's not ✖️ about 💦 you 👈 joggers Who 💁 go ❤️ round ⭕ and round 🔁 and round 🔁 (Parklife) (Parklife)

I hate myself

(oh yeah, edit: I obviously did not write all this myself, a bot did it instead because I'm not very efficient)

[drawberry03]

Sorry if this is super annoying but I just found your TSoF comic and was wondering if it was ever coming back, of if it's been finished and I just can't find the ending

Hello anon, don't worry it's not annoying. Glad to hear you like it so much ❤️ . Unfortunately TSOF is far from being finished 🥺. I haven't been able to work on any of my art for months now actually.

It's not out of laziness though! In fact I've bought a display tablet back in June 😗. The shorthand answer as to why I stopped posting is because I have health issues specifically with my hands and wrist. I meant to post this update months prior but I kinda just forgot about it sorry 😵‍💫.

Anyways, a few months ago I was both working and had my internship at the same time (12 hours + of work 😩). I was a UI/UX designer intern and if that wasn't enough my job required using the computer as well. Due to that my hands have been really tired 🤔. It's either my wrist from using my mouse for long hours or the joints of my fingers from typing and tapping left click and whatnot. This went on for about three months give or take. There have been mornings when I wake up with trigger fingers and it's kinda scary.

If you don't know what trigger finger is, basically the tendons are swollen and I wake up with my finger joints 'locked" into a curled position. And when you try to uncurl it, it's pretty painful and curls back on its own. One time I had to support my finger with a makeshift splint from a popsicle stick and yarn pfffttt.

https://www.brisbanephysiotherapy.com/news/trigger-finger-physiotherapy-management

Sometimes I don't even need to overwork them, holding my phone for too long or even something like cold weather makes my joints slightly ache. Basically my hands have been overworked and though I haven't gotten them checked, I'm pretty certain experiencing these symptoms in my early 20s isn't okay.

As soon as I could, I've avoided drawing (and writing and crochet and pretty much all my hobbies that use my hands). It sucks cuz that pretty much means it'll be a while before I can really have fun with my new tablet (which would've been another learning curve delay). Thankfully with my internship over with, I've been using the extra time to either rest my hands or find ways to support them (I've bought wrist casts, a heating pad and sports tape thus far). Yeah, so I've been trying to take it easy (as much as I can anyways I still have work after all).

Low key it kinda brought up a fear in me of never being able to draw again. And the problem with me is that when I'm in the zone you can expect me to draw for HOURS and I'll barely even notice 👁️👄👁️ . Plus trying to accomplish anything under 1 hour never seems enough to me. So I decided it was for the best to stop completely. To my fellow artists out there I hope you never have to go through the same thing 😵‍💫. Please rest your precious hands, don't be like me 🤣🙏.

For more happy news, I graduated 🎓 last October!!! 🎈 And I have continued working in my job 👏. I'm building my career and doing well generally speaking. My busy schedule is very much still busy but I really miss drawing too 😭.

I'm not really sure when I can go back to posting 🥲 cuz overworking myself again will set my recovery progress back to 0. However I can tell that my hands are definitely getting better (still not a full recovery but at least waking up with trigger fingers has stopped).

Be assured that all my unfinished works (whether its for gojohime, astelle, shortaki etc.) are still in the back burner of my brain. And I will get back to them when my health gets even better 😗.  And a big thanks to anyone that is still waiting by the time I come back 😌 💖.

[a-s-levynn]

I just randomly remembered my dream last night and had to share with you. Again.

If I had a nickel for every time I had a dream about you, I'd have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

So! We were roomates sharing an apartment. And we saw on the news that a super heavy snow storm was coming, because Naydra, the Zelda ice dragon (?????), was looming over our city (???).

Can you tell I've been playing Zelda again?

The council had advised everyone to leave their houses and take shelter (ha!) in the big-ass church across the street (i literally live in front of an old Catholic church so, there's definitely a connection there).

Naturally, we decided to gather some supplies before leaving - snacks (aka 1 single bag of m&ms), yoga mats and sleeping bags. Ya know, for comfort etc. Then I asked you "Hey, should we bring our electric kettle to make tea there, for us and everyone else?". And you were like "Yeah! Good idea, let's do that".

And then. Hahaha.

You grabbed the kettle and filled it to the brim, and were about to heat the water. And I just stared at you for a few seconds, stunned and perplexed like 👁️👄👁️.

"What are you doing??? We have water there, how are we supposed to transport a heavy-ass kettle that's also burning?? Levynn, my beloved??"

And we just stood there like -

You: 😐

Me: 😶

- before we burst out laughing of how ridiculous the whole situation was.

✨And that was it✨

I have no idea why you specifically have creeped your way into my dreams, but I'm not complaining, they're hilarious.

So we DO take shelter 😁

If you have two nickels for me invading your dreams then i have two for you nailing me twice 🤔 wait NO that came out weird I MEAN MY BEHAVIOUR. Yes. That.

What is extra funny about this is, that's something i'd absolutely would do and depending on how tired i am i'd either abandon it or go through with it and make it work one way or an other 😂

I'm glad i'm not an annoyance when i show up but my usual stupid self because it's at least amusing. Also kudos for the m&ms i usually have a pack around the house "just in case" but be warned i'm eating the blue ones first, those taste the best (yes there is a difference 😌)

[revnah1406]

HELLO REV!!! Either 🏄or 🌋 for Sparrow 🤔🤔

Take ur time!! Ur probably playing the cyberpunk DLC aren’t ya HAHAHA

Love you!! ❤️❤️

HII KAII!!

I had a hard time deciding which one to draw, HAHAHAHAH

But in the end I chose Sparrow's beach outfit! 🏄 Because I want to make a whole post about Sparrow's climbing gear!

She would probably wear a Hawaiian shirt too hahaha

I'm having so much fun with these asks Hahahahaha!

Hope you like it! Love ya! ❤️❤️

Hahahaha how you know me so well, I spent the entire weekend playing cyberpunk 👁️👄👁️

[espios-world]

🔥cola 👹 black 💔 cherry 👿 root 🗣️ beer 🫐 red 🍒 pop 💩 cream 🍆 soda 💯 grape 😜 rock 🪨 and 🇵🇱 rye 🙄 Dr. 🤑 Faygo 🥰 candy 🍭 apple 🪱 60/40 🗣️ pineapple orange 😈 yEP thTs mY favOURITE fayGO! 🫶 chocolate 🫕 ice 🍨 crem 😡 pie 🥧

whoo 🫶

👹 ginger 😈 ale 🗣️ cotton 🗣️ candy 💯 my 😡 faygo 😜

🤑That 💀precious 💔sauce 🇵🇱 👹Juggalo💯 Juice🤑

🤡Crack 😍that 🪱fat 🍭boy 😋let🥺 it🫕 go🪨 loose🤓

🇵🇱Drink😍it👿, spray🫐 it,🍒 whatever 🔥your 👿use😳

🫐Do😙 it up☹️ like🤯 Joey, 🌜and 🤢Big 😎Joe 🤠Bruce🤧

💦Wet💤 it 🎊up,🙈 kid👺 (I’m👿 about 💥to)🎃

✨Moon☹️ Mist 🫐Blue 🤓here’s🥺 what 🍒you 🔥do😍

👺Throw 😙it 🤯up 😍in 🪨the🫕 sky 🌜to💩 soothe✨ that💢 itch💨

💥Slap 🔥it ✨up 🙊silly 💢and❤️‍🔥 boot💋 that 👥bitch💞

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

💯Two 😛in 😋each 😐hand😡

💅🏻Flake 🤭out 😤and ☹️shake🤐

🤯My 😖nutbag🥶 taste🥸 like👹 Faygo 👺Grape🙀

💌Explode 💋in💅🏻 your 💯bedroom🤭

🥶Faygo 😋lake 😖Marinate😐 your 🪨steak 💞and 🚓bake💨

💅🏻Faygo 😤cake👺

💅🏻It's😡 cheap 😐as 😖hell😋

💯And 🤑fuck😍 I'm 🤪broke🥳

😘Fuck 😅three 🤩bucks 🤑for 💯a🚓 cup😖 of 💅🏻Coke🤭 Shit🙀

🤭I😍 stay 😘sticky👺

💯Fuck😝 the 😇soap 😐Orange😶 Pop🤭 all 🤬on🤗 my 😠dick🥺 please 😤though🙁

🤬I 😠mix 🌚it 🌞fix😵‍💫 it 🤒fuck 🤡I 🥸kicks 🤓it👿

🎃Off 🤑them🤠 titties 🤡I 👺gotsta 💥licks 🙀it🫂

💋Take 🧠out 👣the 🗣️fixtures,🫁 chandeliers👁️

👄Fuck✋ a🤝 venue🦾 to💅🏻 nice🤷 to 🙍handle 🧘this🧑‍🦼

🛌Rock 💆and 🧏🏻Rye 🧖bounce🏋️ from🦸 above🦹

🧑‍🎄Knock 🥷you🤑 out🤓 and👄 fuck🤝 up 🫂your 🤒duds🥸

💅🏻Explode✋ and 🤝unload 👄all💋 over🤑 the 😍place👄

🤓You 😍don't 🤑like💅🏻 Red 🎃Pop🤡

👺FUCK 💥YOUR 🤡FACE!!🙀

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🙀Too 🤡much💥 juice 👺shorts🤓 out 😍the💅🏻 power🫂

😘Dance 😅in😗 the😛 dark 🤪of🥳 the😛 Faygo 🥲shower🙃

😇Sugar 😝rain 🤪insane 🥳Flavors,💅🏻 colors😘

😍We'll 🤡kick👺 yo💥 ass🤝

🙃But 💥we 😍love each 🫂others🤓

😅Through🤡 the 😋floor, 🤪into🥳 the 🤣basement😭

😍But 🥰it 😋ain't 😶wasted,😱 🤬more 😤we😏 taste 😔it😐

🤭Seeps 😔on 😛through😑 to😜 the 😮pits😢 of 😲Hell😵

🙁And 😖puts 💅🏻out🤝 the 🫂flames 😝where😍 the😏 devil🤡 dwells😋

😋Faygo😱 storms, 😶rain💅🏻 an😇 thunder😅

😋No😁 need😍 to 😋wonder😐

🤔It's🥱 too 🤗much😱 fun 😠to😠 just 😮‍💨unwind😒

🤔Put 💅🏻yourself 🤡under 😮the😝 trance😵

😏Pour 😔some 🥱down 😱your 🤗pants😡

😏Hump 🌛it, 🤤hit 🌚it,😵‍💫 get😫 wit🌜 it😩

😍 Bust 😔a😵 nut 😝and 😋be🤡 geeked😮 ya 🌛did 🌛it🤤

🤤Precious 😠Peach, 😋and😅 Bubblegum 😋Pop😲

🙁No 😮‍💨need😘 for 😍a 🤗mop😱 cause 🤫we 🤭don't 🤨stop!🤠

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🤤Orange😏 Chug 🌛(Whooooaoh!)😮

😵‍💫City 😫Soda (Yep,🤡 Yep)🌜

😮‍💨Moon 🤭Mist🌚 (Yep)😲

🤤Mango 😩Tango 😅(My😭 Faygo 😍HEEY!)😅

😆Key 🤩Lime 😜Pie🤪 (Whooooaoh!)🥳

😒Red😠 Cherry ☹️(Yep, 😫Yep)😵‍💫

😖Original 🤤Black 😫Raspberry😵‍💫 (Yep, 🌜My 🥴Faygo 😓HEEY!😩)

😫Jive 🤤Turkey😣 Tonic😫

i spent too long on this.

@syds-shitposting-arena

[blacktofade]

Just read your fic compatible and ohhh boy I have thoughts /pos 👁️👄👁️

Hope you don't mind me dropping this in your ask box

I could ramble about how I love the gemtho of it all but I feel like your Tango deserves a fucking SPOTLIGHT here. MAN

I am not normal about either of the three but the way you wrote him was *chefs kiss*

Like the COLD and AHHHHHH

The way that he really wanted to get involved more and the way Etho had to give him permission to touch Gem is absolutely frying my brain

I am so unwell about these guys /pos

No pressure of course but if you ever write more of Tango I will kiss your forehead and love you forever.

Not normal about this. Not normal about any of this

(and yeah, maybe im slowly reading my way through all of your mcyt works but can you blame me? You've got some of the best writing here like omg I cannot, giggling, kicking my feet, blushing etc over here)

Thank you!! It makes me so happy to know you're working your way through my Hermit fic!! You're always welcome to drop your thoughts here cause I love to hear them! I'm so normal about every Hermit (lie).

Tango is actually the one Hermit I keep up with 100% (videos and streams) so I really do need to unleash my sickness and write something for him/his character. I loved getting to include more of him in Compatible and I'm really glad you enjoyed it! The dungeon master skin rewired my brain and I'd love to explore more... maybe for the next chapter 🤔 endless possibilities!!!

[warringwarrioridiot]

Does Tanjiro have a heart attack when someone's on their period? 😰🩸

Is it possible to buy uranium and government files on eBay? 🤔☢️

Why is space so dark like the sun ☀️ is right there 👁️👄👁️

Why are fictional men so damn attractive bro (Akaza be making something start purring 😻)

Does the demon slayer corp pay for everyone's therapy because I'm already filing for employment✍️👀

Are Akazas balls painted too- 👀 like I'm willing to find out 😇

How come TENGEN gets three 🕞 wives? Like he's just a sparkling giraffe 🦒✨

Yw for confusing you 😘✌️