#I'm laaate I know

[jakeperalta]

I'm working laaate 📝🕐 cause I'm a singerrrr 🎤💃🏼🎶 oh he looks so cuuute 😍🥰 wrapped round my fingerrrr 🤞🧎‍♂️ my twisted humor 🤪 make him laugh so often 🤭😇 my honey beeee 🍯🐝 come and get this pollen 🌸🌼 too bad your ex don't do it for ya! ❌️🤷🏼‍♀️ walked in and dream came trued it for ya! 💭🔮 soft skin and I perfumed it for ya! 😌💋 (yes!) I know I mountain dew it for ya! 🥤😋 (yes!) that morning coffee brewed it for ya! ☕️ (yes!) one touch and I brand newed it for ya! 💅✨️ now he's thinkin bout meee 🙋🏼‍♀️ every night 🌙🌌 is it that sweet? 🍬🍫 I guess so! 😘 say you can't sleeeep 💤 baby I know! 🤭 that's that me espresso 💁🏼‍♀️☕️

[districtunrest]

my headcanons are twofold: the serious part that I actually subscribe to and would use in fic... and the silly part I only use to crack myself up

for example, I think Haymitch talks to himself

serious - it's something people tend to do when they're alone for too long, which he is on the regular. and we already know he talks to people through screens as if they can hear him (with Delly and probably his tributes). not full-on conversations, that doesn't seem like him, just muttering to himself under his breath. for fic, I could spin it as a habit he either is aware of ("yeah, I need somebody around here with common sense to talk to") or isn't (which someone could then discover once they're around long enough to notice or with him when it's quiet)

silly - Haymitch heading to bed at 5am and going, completely deadpan, "I'm working laaate. 'cus I'mma singerrrr"

[1way2mars]

Pazuribe Event Translation - “Happy gameathlon!! ～Kisaki and Hanma edition～”

─────────────────── ⋆⋅☆⋅⋆ ────────────────────

☆ Please give credit in case of use!

☆ I'm not a professional translator and I'm still learning Japanese. That's why some things might not match exactly/could have been better translated/there might be mistakes. This is a great way for me to learn. I put a lot of effort into making the translation as good as they can be!

☆ Find more pazuribe translations here!

☆ If you have any comment, question, correction or suggestion, please let me know! Interactions are appreciated (^^ゞ

OPENING STORY

羽宮 一虎：おいマイキー！急に呼び出してなんだよ

Kazutora: Hey Mikey! What’s up with this sudden call?

佐野 万次郎：おせぇよ一虎～オレが呼んだら5分で来いよ

Mikey: You’re laaate Kazutora～ When I call you, you gotta show up in five minutes.

羽宮 一虎：無茶言うなよー

Kazutora: Don’t be ridiculous. 

河田 ナホヤ：一虎も来たしこれで全員か？

Smiley: Since Kazutora is here, is this everyone?

羽宮 一虎：おれ？そうなん？珍しいメンツだな…

Kazutora: Eh? Wait, what? This is a weird group…

羽宮 一虎：ドラケンとか他のヤツらは？

Kazutora: What ‘bout Draken and the others?

佐野 万次郎：....今回はオマエらにしか頼めねぇことなんだ

Mikey: I can only count on you guys this time…

武藤 泰宏：なんだどうした

Muto: What’s wrong?

河田 ソウヤ：オレら力になるよ！

Angry: We can help!

佐野 万次郎：これなんだけど....

Mikey: The thing is…

河田 ナホヤ：ん？これいつものゲーセンにある格ゲ��じゃん

Smiley: Mh? Isn’t this the usual arcade with fighting games?

羽宮 一虎：これがどうかしたのかよ？

Kazutora: So what’s the deal with this?

佐野 万次郎：これでこの間ケンチンたちにボコボコにされたんだよ…！

Mikey: The other day Kenchin and the crew totally beat me to a pulp…!

羽宮 一虎：…は？

Kazutora: …Huh?

佐野 万次郎：次戦う時にぜってぇ全員ボコボコにしてやりてぇ

Mikey: So next time we fight, I gotta be the one to take them down.

佐野 万次郎：ってことで！オレの秘密の特訓に付き合え！！

Mikey: So! Come join my secret training!!

河田 ナホヤ：…マジかよ　そんなことのためにこんな大人数呼んだん？マイキー

Smiley: No way… Ya really hit us up for somethin’ like that, Mikey?

佐野 万次郎：ああ　オレは大真面目だ

Mikey: Yeah. Deadass.

羽宮 一虎：マイキー　このメンツでゲームの特訓やんの？できると思う？

Kazutora: Mikey, you gonna do game training with these guys? You think so?

三途 春千夜：おい、テメェ　マイキーが言うことに口答えすんじゃねぇよ

Sanzu: Hey, you bastard. Don’t talk like that to Mikey.

三途 春千夜：マイキーが特訓するって言ってんだから黙って付き会え

Sanzu: He said we’re training so shut up and join. 

羽宮 一虎：は？オマエ急に口出してきて何？喧嘩売ってんのか？

Kazutora: Hah? Why ya suddenly butting in? Ya tryna pick up a fight?

武藤 泰宏：落ち着け、オマエら

Muto: Calm down, you two.

河田 ナホヤ：���ぁどうせヒマだしな　オレらは特訓付き合うか

Smiley: Alright we got nothin’ to do. We’ll go train. 

河田 ソウヤ：うん、そうしよう兄ちゃん

Angry: Yeah, that’s right big bro.

三途 春千夜：オレも付き合う

Sanzu: I’ll join too. 

武藤 泰宏：オマエはどうするんだ？羽宮

Muto: What about you, Hanemiya?

羽宮 一虎：手伝わねぇとは言ってねぇじゃん！！

Kazutora: I never said I ain’t gonna help!!

武藤 泰宏：…だそうだマイキー

Muto: So that’s it, Mikey…

佐野 万次郎：よし！じゃあゲーセン行こうぜ！！

Mikey: Alright! Let’s go to the arcade!!

STORY AFTER EASY LEVEL

ーゲームセンター

–At the arcade– 

佐野 万次郎：なんかいつもと違くね？

Mikey: Doesn’t something look different from usual?

羽宮 一虎：確かにいつもより女の子が多いかも

Kazutora: For sure there’s more girls around. 

河田 ナホヤ：スゲェファンシーな飾り付けだな　これが理由か？

Smiley: That’s some fancy decoration… What’s the occasion?

河田 ソウヤ：「サンリオキャラクターズフェア実施中！」だって

Angry: ‘Cause the “Ongoing Sanrio Character Fair!”

武藤 泰宏：サンリオキャラクターズフェア？

Muto: Sanrio Character Fair?

三途 春千夜：フェア中はサンリオキャラクターの景品が取りやすくなってるみたいです

Sanzu: Looks like it’s easier to get Sanrio character’s prizes during the fair.

武藤 泰宏：…なるほど

Muto: I see…

羽宮 一虎：へ～他にも色々やってんだな

Kazutora: Wow～ There’s a lot of other stuff going on too.

佐野 万次郎：まぁ、オレたちには関係ないな　格ゲーのコーナー行こうぜ

Mikey: Well, it has nothing to do with us. Let’s go to the fighting games corner.

武藤 泰宏：そうだな

Muto: Sure.

河田 ソウヤ：ねぇマイキー

Angry: Hey, Mikey.

佐野 万次郎：どうした？アングリー

Mikey: What’s wrong, Angry?

河田 ソウヤ：格ゲーって1対1だよね？

Angry: Games are one-on-one, right?

河田 ソウヤ：プレイしてない間スマイリーとUFOキャッチャーのコーナー行っててもいい？

Angry: Is it okay if Smiley and I go to the claw machines corner while we don’t play?

佐野 万次郎：オッケー　その代わりオレが呼んだらすぐ来いよな～

Mikey: Okaay. In exchange, you’ll come immediately if I call you～

河田 ソウヤ：わかった！スマイリー！UFOキャッチャー行こ！

Angry: Got it! Smiley! Let’s go to the claw machines!

河田 ナホヤ：おう！

Smiley: Lets! 

・・・

河田 ソウヤ：兄ちゃん！頑張って！

Angry: Big bro! Good luck!

河田 ナホヤ：まかせとけ！

Smiley: Leave it to me!

ポロッ

Thud

河田 ナホヤ：うわっ落ちた　結構デケェから上手く行かねぇな　両替してくっか～

Smiley: Ohhh, it fell. They’re pretty big so it’s not working out. I’ll go for change～

河田 ソウヤ：うん…　…！ねぇ、兄ちゃんアイツら

Angry: Okay… …! Hey big bro, those two.

半間 修二：ほら、稀咲～♪　これやるよ

Hanma: Look, Kisaki～♪ I got this.

稀咲 鉄太：いらねぇよ

Kisaki: No thanks.

稀咲 鉄太：あ、おい！無理やり持たせようどするな！！

Kisaki: H-hey! Don’t force me to carry this!!

河田 ナホヤ：げ、半間と稀咲

Smiley: Ugh, Hanma and Kisaki. 

半間 修二：ん～？なんだぁ？だれかと思えば東卍の双子じゃねーか♡

Hanma: Mhhh～? What’s this? Now that I think about it, if it isn’t the Toman twins♡

河田 ナホヤ：ああ？テメェ何か用かよ？

Smiley: Hah? What the hell do ya want? 

半間 修二：後から来たのオマエらじゃん　おれらただ遊びに来ただけだぜ？

Hanma: Aren’t you the ones that arrived after us? We were just playing around?

半間 修二：なぁ？稀咲♡

Hanma: Riiight? Kisaki♡

稀咲 鉄太：オレはコイツに付き合うわされてるだけだ

Kisaki: I’m only tagging along. 

河田 ソウヤ：兄ちゃん、遊んでるだけならほっとこ

Angry: Big bro, if they’re only playing, let’s leave them alone.

河田 ナホヤ：…そうだな

Smiley: Right…

半間 修二：ところで…　オマエらそのぬいぐるみ取るのか？

Hanma: By the way… Are ya gonna catch that plushie?

河田 ナホヤ：あ～？テメェに関係ねぇだろうが

Smiley: Hah～? None of your business.

半間 修二：オレが手本を見せてやるよ♪

Hanma: I’ll show ya how it’s done♪

STORY AFTER MIDDLE LEVEL

半間 修二：ほらゲット♪

Hanma: Got it♪

河田 ナホヤ：悔しいけどコイツ上手ぇ・・・

Smiley: Hate to admit it, but you’re good…

河田 ソウヤ：そうだね・・・

Angry: Yeah…

稀咲 鉄太：半間、もう遊びは終わりでいいか？

Kisaki: Hanma, are you done playing?

半間 修二：稀咲～　コイツらに格の違いを見せてつけてやったのにそのいう草かよ

Hanma: Kisaki～ I proved we’re ahead of them, but now they’ve got the guts to talk like that.

稀咲 鉄太：クレーンゲームで格の違いを見せてつけてなんの意味がある

Kisaki: What’s the point of showing off who is the best at claw machines?

半間 修二：う～ん、なんも意味ねーかも

Hanma: Mhhhh～ You might be right.

稀咲 鉄太：だろうな

Kisaki: See?

佐野 万次郎：おい、オマエら何スマイリー達に絡んでんだよ

Mikey: Hey, why you giving Smiley and Angry a hard time?

半間 修二：げ～面倒なやつが来ちゃ���た

Hanma: Eehh～ And the pain in the ass shows up. 

三途 春千夜：は？テメェマイキーにそんな口聞いてんじゃねぇ

Sanzu: Hah? Don’t talk to Mikey like that, asshole.

半間 修二：こいつら相手にするのダリィ　稀咲～あっち行こうぜ

Hanma: Dealing with you guys is such a drag. Kisaki～ Let’s go there.

稀咲 鉄太：オレはそろそろ帰りたいんだが…

Kisaki: I just wanna go home…

半間 修二：まだ遊ぼ～ぜ♡稀咲

Hanma: Let’s still plaaay～♡ Kisaki

稀咲 鉄太：…チッいい加減にしろ

Kisaki: Tch… I’ve had enough. 

羽宮 一虎：アイツらなんだったんだ？

Kazutora: What was all about?

河田 ナホヤ：半間がいうには遊んでるだけらしいけど

Smiley: Hanma said they’re just playing.

羽宮 一虎：ふ～ん　そういえばぬいぐるみは？とれた？

Kazutora: Mhhh～ What about the plushie? Ya got it?

河田 ソウヤ：まだだよ　でも半間の取った方法真以すれば取れる気がする

Angry: Not yet. But if I try Hanma’s method I might be able to get it. 

佐野 万次郎：へー　アイツらそんなすごかったんだ

Mikey: Eeeeh. Was he that good?

河田 ソウヤ：うん、ちょっと半間のテクニック使って取ってみるからさ、みててよ！マイキー

Angry: Yeah, I’m gonna use Hanma’s technique and get it, just watch, Mikey!

・・・

佐野 万次郎：スゲェな…アングリー　めっちゃ簡単にぬいぐるみ取るじゃん

Mikey: Amazing, Angry… You got them so easily.

武藤 泰宏：これは…すごい量だな…

Muto: Those are… a lot…

河田 ソウヤ：すごい簡単に取れるようになって楽しくなっちゃって…

Angry: It’s extremely easy to get them and even more exciting…

武藤 泰宏：おい、この量どうするんだ

Muto: Hey, what are you gonna do with all that?

河田 ソウヤ：みんな一個ずつ持ってってよ　仲良くしてあげて！

Angry: Everyone get one! Please be friendly with them!

佐野 万次郎：とりあえずこのキキララっていうのはスマイリーとアングリーが持っとけよ

Mikey: For now, Smiley and Angry should take Kiki and Lala. 

佐野 万次郎：双子らしいしピッタリだろ

Mikey: They look like twins, so it fits. 

羽宮 一虎：じゃあおれクロミにしよ

Kazutora: Then I’ll get Kuromi.

羽宮 一虎：オレがクロミならマイキーマイメロディだよな！

Kazutora: If I have Kuromi, Mikey needs My melody!

佐野 万次郎：あんでもいいよ　エマにやるし

Mikey: That’s fine with me. I’ll give it to Emma.

武藤 泰宏：じゃあオレらはこの２つか　どっちがいいとかあるか？三途

Muto: Then we get these two? Which one do you want, Sanzu?

三途 春千夜：オレはどっちでもいいです

Sanzu: I’m okay with either. 

武藤 泰宏：だよな　じゃあこっちのワィッシュミーメル？ってやつ持ってけ

Muto: Alright. Then this Wish me mell? You’ll take it.

三途 春千夜：は��

Sanzu: Yes.

STORY AFTER ADVANCED LEVEL

羽宮 一虎：なぁ、マイキー　オレもUFOキャッチャーやりたくなってきちゃった

Kazutora: Hey, Mikey. I wanna give the crane machines a shot too.

羽宮 一虎：やりに行ってもいい？

Kazutora: Is it okay if I go?

佐野 万次郎：そうだな　特訓は一旦休憩にして一緒に回るか

Mikey: Sure. Why don’t we take a short break from training and go together?

武藤 泰宏：マイキー、特訓休憩ならオレと三途はあそこのベンチで休んでるぞ

Muto: Mikey, while you have a break Sanzu and I will go to that bench and rest.

佐野 万次郎：オッケー

Mikey: Okaay.

羽宮 一虎：あっち行こうぜ！マイキー！

Kazutora: Let’s go there! Mikey!

・・・

羽宮 一虎：じゃーん！見ろよマイキー！マイメロディとクロミのカチューシャとれた！

Kazutora: Ta-daaa! Look Mikey! I got My melody and Kuromi headbands!

佐野 万次郎：やるじゃん一虎　UFOキャッチャーうめーな

Mikey: Way to go, Kazutora. You’re good at crane machines.

羽宮 一虎：だろ？マイキーにマイメロディやるよ

Kazutora: Right? I’ll give you My melody one. 

羽宮 一虎：せっかく取ったし一緒に付けよーぜ

Kazutora: Now that I finally got it, let's wear them.

佐野 万次郎：え～

Mikey: Eeh～

羽宮 一虎：もったいないじゃん？ほら

Kazutora: Why are ya wasting time? Here.

スッ

Fwump

佐野 万次郎：…これ女がつけるやつだろ

Mikey: This is something a girl would wear…

羽宮 一虎：そんなことねぇよ　こういうのつけてると女の子にウケいいらしいし

Kazutora: That’s not true at all. Apparently girls dig it when you wear this kinda stuff. 

半間 修二：ん？マイキー　随分おもしれーカッコしてんじゃん

Hanma: Mh? Mikey. Don’t ya look extremely funny and cool. 

羽宮 一虎：あ、半間まだいたのかよ

Kazutora: Ah, Hanma you’re still here?

佐野 万次郎：稀咲はどうしたんだ？

Mikey: What about Kisaki?

半間 修二：あっちでUFOキャッチャー頑張ってるぜ

Hanma: He’s giving it his all with that claw machine. 

羽宮 一虎：オマエ上手いんだからついててやれよ

Kazutora: You’re great at it so go be at his side. 

半間 修二：オレから助言もらわねぇって　意地になってんの

Hanma: But he doesn’t wanna get advice from me. Isn’t he stubborn?

羽宮 一虎：ふ～んまぁどうでもいいや　マイキー特訓戻ろうぜ

Kazutora: Mhhh～ Well I don’t care. Mikey, let's go back to the special training.

佐野 万次郎：そうするか

Mikey: Let’s do that.

半間 修二：特訓～？ゲーセンでなんの特訓してんの？

Hanma: Special training～? What kinda training do you do at an arcade?

佐野 万次郎：格ゲー

Mikey: Fighting games.

半間 修二：へえ〜もしかしてマイキー弱ぇの？

Hanma: Heeeh～ Could it be that Mikey is weak?

佐野 万次郎：あ？弱くねーよ

Mikey: Hah? I ain’t weak. 

半間 修二：稀咲相手にしてみれば？

Hanma: Why don’t you try against Kisaki?

羽宮 一虎：は？どういうことだよ？

Kazutora: Hah? What do ya mean?

半間 修二：稀咲はあんま格ゲーとかやんなそうだし、いい練習相手になんじゃね？

Hanma: Kisaki barely plays fighting games and such, so he might be a good practice partner?

半間 修二：貸し１ってことで♪どう？

Hanma: You owe me one ♪ So? 

佐野 万次郎：いいぜ、素人に負けるかよ

Mikey: Fine by me, I ain’t gonna lose against an amateur. 

STORY AFTER EXTREME LEVEL

羽宮 一虎：おぉ～いい勝負

Kazutora: Oooh～ It’s a good match.

武藤 泰宏：今までで一番拮抗してるな

Muto: This is the most neck and neck I've ever seen until now. 

佐野 万次郎：よし！いける！！

Mikey: Yes! It’s going well!!

-YOU WIN-

佐野 万次郎：よっしゃあ！オレの勝ち！

Mikey: Hell yeah! This is my win!

河田 ソウヤ：おめでと！マイキー！

Angry: Congrats! Mikey!

稀咲 鉄太：……チッ

Kisaki: Tch…

半間 修二：残念だったな～♡稀咲

Hanma: That sucks～♡ Kisaki

稀咲 鉄太：おい、マイキー　この勝負は貸し１ってことでいいんだよな？

Kisaki: Hey, Mikey. I’m sure this match means I owe you one?

佐野 万次郎：いいよ練習になったし

Mikey: It was just some good practice.

稀咲 鉄太：…オレらは帰る　行くぞ、半間

Kisaki: We’ll be leaving... Let’s go, Hanma.

半間 修二：りょ～じゃあな～オマエら♡

Hanma: Yes sir～ See yaaa～ you guys ♡

佐野 万次郎：さて、アイツには勝てたけどまだオマエらには勝ってねぇんだ

Mikey: Then, I’ve beaten him but I haven’t won against you guys yet. 

佐野 万次郎：今日はオレが連戦連勝できるようになるまで付き合ってもらうからな！

Mikey: You’ll stay here with me today until I’m on a winning streak!

羽宮 一虎：マジかよマイキー無理だって諦めな？

Kazutora: For real Mikey there’s no way you’ll give up?

佐野 万次郎：いや！さっきのでコツ掴んだからいける！

Mikey: No! I got the hang of it earlier so I can do it! 

河田 ナホヤ：どっから来るんだ？その自信はよぉ

Smiley: Where’s this coming from? That confidence of yours.

[burninface]

🥞Weekly tag Wednesday Friday🥧

thank you @vintagelacerosette @creepkinginc @doshiart @lingy910y @deedala @blue-disco-lights for tagging me!! Love you all<3 cheers🥂!

how did you get into the fandom?

it's a long story: after finished the show and read a few fics, I found myself had so many thoughts about them, and wanted to create something. so at first I started to translate fics, then I wrote something in my language but no one was interested. then I started to edit, and at the same time I started to practice drawing. I wanted to share some of my things but had no idea where to post, then I remembered my long abandoned tumblr account. I was so unsure and panicking at first, then I found ppl here are so kind and inspiring and creative!!

what’s the first fandom channel you found? (youtube, reddit, tumblr, insta, twitter, FB, other?)

a local bbs for english fandoms, got some fic translations and old discussion posts on it

what’s your favourite now?

tumblr of course

which mutual have you known the longest in the fandom?

I think it's calli @callivich , we haven't talked much but I really want to say thank you to her, it was her reblogs and feedbacks helped me overcome my extreme lack of confidence from the beginning🥹

which tumblerinos did you have your first fandom crush(es) on and wanted to get to know?

again it's calli! also ling and nosho made me feel welcomed🥰 pie @gallapiech for all her talented arts about video games au gallavich, sarah @atthedugouts for all her lovely thoughts on milkoviche siblings dynamics!

and all my other muatuals, every time I saw that purple Mutuals, my heartbeat's just rated up😫💓

first gallavich fan fic you read (or that blew you away that you remember)?

it's the translation version of Favours Owed by MintSauce, and then i went to ao3 to find her other works and met my first blew-me-away The Halfway House (at that time I hadn't finished the show, I was on season 4~5 and thought it's ok to read fics wrote before)

and after I finished the show, it's when the party's over by emryses

first fan art that blew your mind?

I'm not sure… I only remember the first time I clicked in gallavich tags, all the art works blew my mind!! like one after another, kept blowing... artists all your works are sooo good!!

fanfic trope that you were sure wasn’t for you but now you low key (or high key) love?

fluffy and domestic husbands!

what surprised you most about this fandom?

everyone is just so kind! and with high creative enthusiasm! it really gives me courage to speak and to make friends. (which hadn't happened even once in last 2 years. I had been afraid of interact with others for years, so it's very important for me, really🥹, can't thank you all enough)

moment in the show (or YT vids if you’re one of those) that you fell in hyperfixation with gallavich?

ok, it might sound unhealthy but, every moment they (physically) fight with each other. not when only one side attack the other, but fighting mutually……

ian or mickey?

……can I choose or and take it away with me, then there's no others between them? 👀

which gallagher or milkovich are you?

sandy... and liam(s11)

since I'm already laaate so no tagging this time!

[legacyshenanigans]

Ok how about Sebastian and Ominus (seperately) reacting to MC telling them she’s late for that time of the month but then a couple days later it arrives and all is A-OK 👌🏼 😅

Oooooof 🤣 yeah sure! I can do a little something with that.

Obviously this is a situation where they don't WANT to have a baby lol. So heads up, nobody is sad about the fact its neg.

Sebastian:

MC: *quickly walks over to him where they planned to meet in the dark arts tower*

Sebastian: Hello you *smiles*

MC: Listen, we need to talk..I'm late.

Sebastian: (?) No you're not? We agreed to meet at this time, if anything you're early *chuckles*

MC: No, Sebastian, I'm laaate *gives him a knowing look*

Sebastian: ....

MC: ....

Sebastian: *inquisitive expression turns into wide eye's* ...Fuck off?

MC: I'm being serious.

Sebastian: No you're not?

MC: I am!

Sebastian: Shit..

(A couple of days later)

Sebastian: *pacing outside the bathroom* Have you pissed on that stick yet?

MC: Yeah..Just waiting.

Sebastian: *walks in* Listen..It'll be ok

MC: But what if I am?!

Sebastian: *panics* then...Oh MERLIN I dont know, I've never been this fucking worked up in my whole life.

MC: *checks test and grins*

Sebastian: (?!?!?!)

MC: Its negative *smiles*

Sebastian: YES, OOOOOF *Chuckles* I'm sweating *laughs*

MC: We need to be more careful, no more mishaps *giggles*

Sebastian: I can handle that, I think, heh.

Ominis:

MC: *walks into the bedroom* Omi?

Ominis: Mhm? *smiles*

MC: I'm erm..Late.

Ominis: ...For what?

MC: You know...My...Time.

Ominis: Your time? What are you- OH!?

MC: YEAH.

Ominis: Have you taken a-

MC: Nope. I'm waiting a couple of days, my period MAY show up. Then I'll do one.

Ominis: ...*clears his throat* Very well.

(A couple of days later)

Ominis: *sat on the bed, his leg shaking, waiting for MC to come out of the bathroom, biting his nails*

MC: *comes out holding the test*

Ominis: (?!)

MC: *releived tone* it's negative.

Ominis: Good lord *hand to his chest* thank merlin..I think I'd of simply perished on the spot if you had said it was positive MC..Goodness me

MC: We need to be carful from now on, until we actually WANT to have a baby *chuckles*

Ominis: Oh believe me, TOTALLY understood, my heart is going like the clappers right now.

~

[shewhowas39]

another chapter 19 preview

i'm gonna do my damnedest to post chapter 19 of Juniper & Starlight laaate tonight so that it's up for tomorrow. but in the meantime, have a sneak peek that'll give you some idea of where this chapter is heading...

***

June begins to move onto his bedroll, but Astarion stops her with a hand. “Actually, darling, before you settle in, I have a bit of a request.” 

“All right. What’s on your mind?”

“Well, I was hoping you might allow me to try something new.” He leans a little closer, putting on his most seductive smile. Though it only seems to result in June narrowing her eyes at him. Still, he pushes forward. “There are a few ideal places to bite a person. The neck, of course, and the wrist, I’m told, but also–” 

“You wanna bite my Inner thigh?”

“Eh - ahem - yes,” Astarion stammers, slightly thrown off by her interruption of what he’d intended to be a suave proposition.

“Makes sense,” she says. “Femoral artery and all.”

“Precisely.” He takes a moment to recover. “I want to know if it tastes different from another vein. You’re an intellectual, darling. You must understand my curiosity. And with you being my first willing donor and the unlikelihood of me ever being at quite that angle on one of our enemies…”

“Sure. I don’t mind.”

Astarion can’t help but stare at her, once again flabbergasted by the ease with which she consents to his requests. He always expects to have to work harder. To have to coax and caress and manipulate his way into what he wants. Because why would anyone just give it to him that easily?

Because she trusts me.

He doesn’t have time to delve into that or the way it makes the guilt stir within him again before June is tugging off her boots. And then she’s getting to her feet and beginning to undo the laces on her trousers. 

Astarion’s mouth goes dry as he watches her shimmy the trousers down over her hips, revealing the smooth, pale skin of her thighs and then her calves. He’s seen her in her underwear before. Only a few days ago, in fact, when they’d all be stranded in that cave during the storm. But that was before he’d tasted her. Before he’d gotten to put his hands on her. Before the prospect of enjoying seducing her had ever crossed his mind.

Her legs seem even longer when uncovered, and they look stronger than one would expect from a wizard. Beneath that soft skin are the toned muscles of a sprinter. And that’s to say nothing of her arse…

“You leering at me?” June asks as she kicks the trousers to the side.

“I most certainly am.”

[rarepears]

So given the timestamps on your posts you're probably... Not here anymore or taking a break but anyway just in case - aboit your time traveling obi-wan thing. You know how in fanon Jaster Mereel is a huge history nerd (occasionally about Jedi history?). What I mean is him and professor Obi-wan meeting and Jaster is a huge fan of his classes, he's considering retiring just so he can have the time to go to the lectures. Because the image of the Mand'alor getting all starry-eyed at, well, Obi-wan, who looks like a stuffy if kind professor is hilarious. They would get along so well, the convos about the most obscure history facts would never stop.

NOT HERE!? I'M NOT DEAD YET SO WHAT DO YOU MEAN NOT HERE? sleeping doesn't count as taking a break either hmph. so offended that i had to move this to top of my queue.

jkjk

Well not to the part about moving this to the top of my queue.

Oh, are we talking the time traveling Obi-Wan AU where he becomes a professor on All Things Jedi? Oh lala Jango about to get a professor as a stepfather~ And Professor Obi-Wan about to get revealed as a Mandalorian Expert TM.

Yeah those conversations about to never stop hehe. They go laaate into the night where the conversation veers into other matters. much more sweaty fun matters ◑.◑

jango has REGRETS about slicing to listen in on the conversation

[More in time traveling obi wan pretends to be a professor specializing in the study of the Jedi Order au]

[chromatophorica]

9-1-1 fic;

Title: i'm gonna make this place your home Pairing: Buck/Eddie Chapters/Length: 1/1 | 11k words Rating/Warnings: Teen+ for swears Event: Buddie Bingo 2022 (laaate) Brief Summary: "Hey, did you know that other people can go to the kids' islands on that game?" He asks Hen the following day at work, stocking up the ambulance with her while Chim teaches the probie how to roll hoses. "Yeah, I mean, they go to each other's all the time." Which, yeah, in a way, Eddie knew that part. "No, I mean other people, like people on the internet or whatever." Hen shoots him a look, one that states he's showing his usual technophobic ways again. “I'm just saying, some person that Chris called 'Buck' was on his island just like... giving him things.” It feels a lot like those stories about grooming or whatever, when the internet was new and people pretended to be something they weren't. What if this Buck person was an old guy in a creepy basement trying to befriend kids on a game? --- During the pandemic, Christopher gets more involved in online gaming. Eddie promptly freaks out when he realises his son has made a friend through the games. It takes Chimney's girlfriend and a car crash to understand how important that friend will be.

Link: fic on AO3

[telestoapologist]

laaate update regarding the stickers. so i haven't done anything with them yet because i. still need to set up a bank account and figure out tax stuff. the problem with the bank account thing is that i need to have some flow of income first, which. i don't have because jobs have been incredibly hard. so i'm wondering if i should post-pone selling them until i'm 100% sure i have everything right and down, and i really do not feel comfortable asking people for money rn skdfgbhg.

so i apologize to everyone i've disappointed/let down ;; i know i said i'd have them out in march, and i thought i would!! but right now it doesn't look great and i feel like i bit off more than i can chew, and my mom. has not been helpful because she stresses about everything (she even fearfully asked me if it was LEGAL for me to sell fan merch. sdfgbgfds). i'm still keeping up the shop because i DO want to sell stuff in the future and rn keeping it up is free, but... yeah. i'm really sorry;;;;

[persephonyed]

okay hehehe i did all my drafts ( woohoo! ) and now i've gotta run for a bit. we are headed to easter at my mother-in-law's for the night, so i might not be around to write more until laaate tonight or tomorrow. i'll possibly be around in dms etc for a bit but honestly who knows hehehe. i'm just glad i conquered my gd writer's block.

[ddarker-dreams]

I just turned 21 and I’m gonna hit the bar with my friends to celebrate ;-; so I put myself in the mood for a night out by reading some SR 🎀 ❤️ but I was wondering what kinda drinks do you like, lock!

I'M SORRY THIS IS LAAATE i hope that your birthday and night out were lots of fun <333 that's so cute omg 😭 SR does have the ability to get you in this giddy, sociable mood. i know exactly what you're talking about. i'm glad it isn't just me htjkgerl

hmm, my favorite drinks... those would have to be:

piña colada, ultimate fav (god tier)

mimosa

cosmopolitan

moscato (the sweeter the better imo)

i tend to like drinks that use white rum or champagne as the base so there's less of an overwhelming alcohol flavor.

[cambion-companion]

I have a laaat of thoughts and feelings on how completely Byronic Silvie is and how utterly tragic and poetic and moronic and fierce and intense and morose her vibe can be. She is the ultimate misery’s scream-into-the-abyss gal and I am so hooked on that. I know you don’t write Loki-verse fan fiction (or do you? 🙋🏽‍♀️) but I would love to read an angsty angsty slow burn when I find one.

Are you watching Loki? What are the vibes we are getting? Any fics that you would recommend?

You are such a girls’ girl I feel like, something so wholesome about your whole vibe. Just keep doing you and shine bright.

I am glad I found myself on your side of tumblr 🫶

Why hello there!

I heard that the season two of Loki came out, I'm glad you're enjoying it so much! Sylvie was a very enjoyable character to me in season one. I honestly went through my Loki phase in 2012 haha so it's been a while but I still very much love his character. It's just such a shame what Marvel did to him in Infinity War...just flushed almost a decade of character growth down the toilet.

Isn't Sylive also based off Enchantress? Or am I remembering that wrong? Either way, I adore her actress as well! Thank you for sending in this lovely message, friend! You're more than welcome to hang out over here any time 💙💙

[shypantsu3]

It's laaate and I'm babbling! Feel free to listen in :)

Omfg, the way the wind is howling rn!!!!! It's SO LOUD! I can't tell .. but there might be thunder going on too? OH GOSH THERE WAS DEFINITELY THUNDER. It's so so very cold tonight! I need more clothing on than what I currently have (just a friend's hoodie and some panties plus comfy socks fyi).

I confess to wanting a snuggle/fuck buddy to distract me from things that make me nervous!🧸 also a daddy to spoil me rotten for the holidays... ಥ_ಥ I'd love to be adopted up until new years at least.... At most, I would love to be given keys to my very own place to live in since the people here aren't welcoming me anymore and are pricing me out!!! I don't even know if I can get through these next few days.

I'm doing my best. Hentai helps, of course. So does talking to awesome mutuals! I got to bond over nhentai recently which was sick! I love you my sweet angels. Thanks for being around. I'm too sad to make dinner but at least I'm inside (where it isn't wet and stormy). I'm scared of all the thunder and lightning flashes. Dogs are barking and car alarms are going off. It's all too much for a baby like me. I'm not very okay to begin with. Holidays are always hard. My lack of self care worsens as Christmas approaches

On a brighter note, I would also like to share with you all my caramel creation! I literally made caramel. Then put it into my mug of coffee to sweeten it up. It tasted so good. Cleaning it out of the pan was a pain though! I wish I had cigarettes

[wingedarchivist]

Fun fact, I saw my repost of my stuff on my own feed lmao. Anyways,

Hey! So I'm on a mission to make sure the alterhuman/non-human/otherkin/and so many others/ communities are properly represented. I'm a snow leopard kin and voidkin myself and know that there are a lot of misconceptions about us, a long with just not much information on some certain topics about our communities. With all of that being said, if you were to see more writing about our communities, what do you think needs to be mentioned more often? AND I NOTICED YOUR ROBOTKIN! I seriously have been wanting to write about them but there's so many limited resources, please tell me about it and is it ok if I dm ya some questions (seriously only if you're comfortable)

Hi hello! I am okay with being dm'ed, though I may not always respond quickly.

Concerning your question, sometimes I feel that there is way more therian-centered writing (no shade to therians though! I believe them to be a majority, so it's natural for them to have more things) but it does sometimes feel like other kinds of alterhumans* are overlooked or even forgotten about, but I think that is about it :)

My robot kintype is pretty straightforward, I cannot lie, so I don't know of how much help I can be

It is purely psychological in origin and I believe it mostly stems from me being a transgender, outsider, "weird" autistic that has not been diagnosed until laaate teenage...hood? Because of these experiences I have always more related to robots, androids, AIs and other similiar concepts in fiction and identified as voidpunk for some time., before I learnt and accepted myself as otherkin.

I have always saw these kinds of characters as a reflection of me, every time I see a robot+ character anywhere, it is the one I relate to, the one I cheer for, my favourite one, as I see myself in them more than the humans. I have been inexplicably drawn to them... for my whole life.

And after learning of all things otherkin, I realized that I am a robotkin, having connected the dots.

So because of all that, I often can compare myself to robots+ on many levels, such as decision-making, thought process, experiencing emotions not in a neurotypical way, approaching social situations in a scripted, planned way, the need to explain all my reasonings to avoid being misunderstood and more :)

[noritaro]

🦉���☕🙃😏? (for the asks! :D)

🦉 Are you a morning person or a night owl?

huuuuge night owl, I stay up laaate at night and only really think of sleeping when the clock hits 1 am (I still continue to stay up for a bit haha)

🦖 Favorite extinct animal?

the dodo bird!!!

☕ Coffee or tea?

,,, neither I don't drink any of them often enough lmfao I'm fruit juice person I guess

🙃 What's a weird fact that you know?

there's a company that turns dead bodies into an ocean reef theyre called Eternal Reefs i think

😏 Are you on discord?

yes! mutuals are free to ask for it and pester me (please pester me i am lonely and suck at making friends)

[fellowquackityenjoyer]

Quackity x Reader part 3!!!

a/n im not bothered to put caps in anymore lol + some more nic names such as q. big q and quack man :]

you and quackity had been doing homework at your house for almost 2 hours. you had changed into some sweats o get more comfortable. ' y/n ? ' asked quackity. ' mhm ' ' y'know the way its getting laaate' ' i know where this is going but yeah ' you said knowing exactly what he was going to say next ' can i stay over? ' ' i guess so ' you answered. ' YAYYYYYY ' as quackity said this he got up and started doing a little happy dance. you took of a video of him a you couldn't contain your laughter. suddenly he stopped dancing and looked at you and asked ' can i play minecraft on your pc pleaseeeee ' ' i guess so beanie boy'. he quickly ran over to my pc and booted up minecraft. ***TIME SKIP TO 30 MINUTES LATER***' hey q? ' you asked softly. ' mhm ' he was giving very short answer because of how stuck into the game he was. ' can i watch? ' ' yeah sure'. as you got up you realised that the spare chair had broken and you had no where to sit. ' never mind i have no where to sit ill just sit back down on the bed- ' ' well you can on me if you want- i mean sorry that was stupid just forget i said anything '. you heat began to race. the alex quackity wanted you to sit with him. your face face was extremely red. ' i don't think its bad idea ' i said in a flirty tone. ' y-y-you don't? ' ' no not at all' you got back up from the bed and went to sit on quackitys is lap. as you sat down you noticed how red q was and it made you giggle a little. when you sat q put his arms around and put his chin on your shoulder. you nestled into him and comfortable. quackity wasn't sure why but something about this moment confirmed his feelings for you. after awhile of sitting on beanie boys lap his phone dinged. ' will you pick up my phone and read it please? ' asked q. ' ye sure, its tommy, he says : heyy man u wanna meet up with me will, george and maybe y/n ( if she answers ) for a bit at the playground cos why not? ' ' oh i wasn't expecting that uhm do you wanna go? '. you were kind of tired but you did really want to see will because you haven't seen him in ages. ' yeah i'm down '. ' cool i'll let them know'.we all decided to meet there in an hour which gave you a small amount of time to go change into some nicer cloths and put some make up on. you got up from q to which he said ' where you going? '. ' i'm just going to get changed then put some make up on ' you said standing over him. ' awwhh i was so comfortable ' quackity said stretching his arms. ' we can have plenty more cuddles later on little man '. you knew what you were doing by saying this but you said it anyway. you went into the bathroom and started getting ready.