#I'm kinda really excited to be able to just turn on the TV to watch news and shit

[maukuja]

oh shit I finally got my TV working! I can actually watch TV again!

[gracies-baby]

Pregnant

(Gracie Abrams x Reader)

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G!P Gracie

Y/n stares down at the pink stick in her hands as tears run down her face.

"What will Gracie think? Are we ready for a baby? She's going on tour, will she even be around?" Y/n mumbles to herself before her phone begins to ring.

"Hey! Where are you? We were supposed to meet like 20 minutes ago" Olivia, her best friend aka over the phone.

"Uh, I can't make it. Actually, would you be able to come over? Please?" Y/n asks as she continues to stare at the stick.

"Yeah, is everything okay?" Olivia asks as she hurriedly gets into her car and drives to her friends house.

"Yeah. Just hurry please" Y/n replies before hanging up the phone and sitting on the bathroom floor with her head in her hands.

"Y/n? What's wrong?" Olivia asks as she rushes into the bathroom before looking at what Y/n's pointing at.

"Is that what I think it is? Is that real? Are you actually pregnant?" Olivia asks with an excited grin.

"Why are you so happy about this? It's not a good thing! Me and Gracie can't have a baby! She's going on tour soon! Her career has just started picking up, this is gonna ruin it!" Y/n cries into her friends shoulder.

"Wait, you guys didn't plan this? You're not on birth control or anything?"

"We usually use condoms but we had a kinda crazy night the other week and it.. broke" Y/n says turning away as her cheeks turn bright red.

"Okay, too much information" Olivia groans.

"That's not important! How am I supposed to tell Gracie about this? She's gonna leave me!"

"Seriously? There's no way that girls gonna leave you. You're like her lifeline. You've really never talked about kids?" Olivia asks confused.

"Well, we have but it wasn't supposed to happen for a few more years"

"So it's just happening a bit early. This is a good thing, Y/n. You and Gracie are gonna be amazing parents" Olivia comforts her friend.

"Yeah. Maybe you're right. I'm gonna call Gracie"   Y/n says as she pulls out her phone, hanging up when her girlfriend says she's on her way.

Olivia leaves the house when Gracie arrives, giving the two some privacy.

"Hey, you okay?" Gracie asks when she notices her girlfriend's nervous expression.

"Yeah, I'm sorry I pulled you away from work" Y/n replies as she hides her face in Gracie's shoulder.

"You come first. Always. Now what's up?" Gracie asks, kissing her girlfriend's forehead.

"Gracie.. I'm pregnant" Gracie's eyes widen in shock.

"I know we didn't plan this so I understand if you want to leave but I'm keeping it. This baby is part you so it's going to be perfect" Y/n continues when her girlfriend doesn't answer.

"Y/n.. of course I'm not gonna leave. We're having a baby! There's gonna be a mini us walking around!" Gracie exclaims in excitement as she spins her girlfriend around.

"You're happy?"

"Of course I'm happy! We're having a baby! Aren't you happy?" Gracie exclaims as happy tears form in her eyes.

"I am! I just didn't know if you would be. I mean, you've got tour soon. You won't always be around"

"I can postpone that. I love my fans but my family comes first. I'm always gonna be around, Y/n. I promise" Gracie says as she sits on her knees to kiss her girlfriend's stomach.

"Hi little one! I'm your other mom. I know you don't know me yet but I'm gonna be here for you forever" Gracie says as she presses kisses on Y/n's stomach.

"There's not even a bump yet" Y/n giggles as she runs her hand through Gracie's hair.

"No but there will be. There's really a baby in there. And they're gonna be perfect" Gracie replies in disbelief.

—

"Dude! You're doing it wrong! That goes there!" Gracie groans at her brother as he puts a crew in the wrong place. Y/n laughs at the scene as she watches Gracie and Henry put the crib together while herself and Gracie's mom make dinner as JJ and August watch TV.

"Then do it yourself! We have family dinner once a week and you're making me do this? Do you realise how much better your TV is than mine?" Henry replies as he throws the tool down.

"This is for your niece. Don't you want to be a good uncle?”

"She's not even born yet! Besides, she's not gonna love me more just because I helped put her crib together" Henry glares at his sister.

"Besides, I'm sure Y/n would want you to do it by yourself anyway. She loves watching you work with your hands, right?" He smirks teasingly as he watches Y/n turn around to glare at him with red cheeks.

"You know what? Do this by yourself" Gracie groans as she stands up to walk towards her girlfriend, ignoring her brother's disagreements.

"Hey, need any help?" Gracie asks as she wraps her arm around Y/n's waist, rubbing her bump.

"Nah, we're good. Why don't you go hang out with your dad and August?" Y/n replies as she leans up to press a soft kiss against Gracie's lips.

"Uh, maybe wait actually" Y/n says, stopping Gracie in her tracks.

"You okay?"

"My water broke" Gracie stares at the girl blankly before snapping out of it.

"O-okay! Um, we need to get to the hospital! How do we get there? The cribs not even together yet-" Katie cuts her daughter off.

"I'll drive you and Henry and your dad can stay here and finish the crib. It's gonna be fine. C'mon, let's get to the car" Katie says as she grabs the baby bag from Gracie and Y/n's room before taking it to the car. Gracie wraps her arm around Y/n as the shorter girl squeezes her hand in pain.

"It's okay, it's gonna be over soon. And we're gonna have a baby girl" Gracie tells her girlfriend with an excited but nervous smile as they share a kiss before walking to the car.

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“She’s so fucking perfect” Gracie murmurs as she lays her head on top of her girlfriend, staring down at her daughter.

“She is. She has your eyes” Y/n mumbles with a soft smile.

“She’s all you love” Gracie replies as she lays a kiss on her daughter’s forehead and then her girlfriends.

[writingwithciara]

blinking lights -quinn hughes-

summary: with planes grounded for the holiday due the snow storm, y/n & quinn are forced to spend christmas together. but oddly enough, neither of them seem to mind much

word count: 3.4k

pairing: quinn hughes x roommate!reader

note: i LOVE writing roommate quinn honestly

"i'm sorry mom. i won't be able to make it home this year. all flights out of vancouver are cancelled." y/n looked at the website opened on her laptop. her mom was sighing on the other end of the line. "i know. i'm sorry. but i should be able to visit in the new year. i promise."

"it's okay honey. i'm just glad that you'll be safe." her mom sighed again. "are your roommates stranded too?"

"i'm not sure. quinn left earlier to catch a flight so it's a possibility."

"well for you sake, i hope you're not alone for the holidays."

"i hope so too, mom." y/n looked up when the door opened. "gotta go, mom. quinn's home."

"okay sweetie. i'll call you tomorrow."

"alright. sounds good. love you."

as y/n hung up, quinn sat next to her on the couch.

"no luck?"

"unfortunately." y/n sighed and closed her laptop. "i'm guessing the same goes for you?"

"yeah. it kinda sucks. it's the first christmas i won't be able to see my family."

"at least neither of us will be alone this year."

"fair point." quinn chuckled and turned on the tv. "what should we watch?"

"frosty the snowman. always makes me feel better."

"got it." quinn smiled and put the movie on. he glanced around the bare apartment. "since we'll both be here for christmas, why don't we decorate? we can also combine traditions and do them together."

"i guess it beats sitting in an empty apartment. we definitely need some christmas spirit in this place."

"strongly agree. we'll go out tomorrow to get some decorations and we'll make a day of decorating and traditions."

"alright." y/n turned her attention to the tv screen. "my mom is supposed to call me tomorrow and she may want to talk to you."

"why?"

"i don't know. i suppose it's because i talk about you a lot but i think she's not sure if you're a guy or a girl. never really specified, honestly." she smiled. "i'm only telling you now so you're not completely shocked when she calls."

"alright." he smiled. "should i expect any questions?"

"she'll probably asked why i'm living with you and stuff like that."

"okay. i think i can handle it." quinn smiled.

after the movie, they both went to their rooms to get some sleep. decorating their apartment was going to be a huge task but if anyone could do it, it's y/n & quinn.

the next morning, y/n woke up early and sent her mom a text.

hey mom. i'm going shopping with quinn today and we're gonna be decorating our apartment after. i'll call you later, alright? love you <3

the second she heard quinn moving around in his room, she smiled and put on a pot of coffee. y/n watched him walk into the kitchen slowly. he smiled at her and sat at the counter.

"ready to shop for decorations today?"

"you bet." y/n smiled and poured them each a cup of coffee. she was excited to spend more time with quinn than she was used to. for the past 3 years, she had been harboring a crush on her roommate but the timing to tell him was never right. he was almost always in a relationship and his girlfriends barely liked her. they tolerated her, at best. and that was why she didn't spend a whole lot of time with him.

when the time came, quinn drove them to the seasonal store downtown. they went their separate ways once inside so they could get the decorations faster and have more time putting everything up.

while walking down the 'gifts for her' aisle, quinn saw something on the shelf that he knew y/n would love. it was so perfectly her that he just couldn't pass it up. he couldn't help the way his heart beat faster just thinking of what her reaction would be. he was so far gone for her but didn't want to risk pushing her away. especially not when she was finally spending time with him again.

it took 20 minutes to get everything and quinn insisted on paying for everything. he didn't y/n to see the gift he was getting her.

when they got home, quinn quickly hid the gift in his room, deciding he would wrap it tonight and give it to her in the morning. by the time he made it back to the living room, y/n had all the decorations sorted out in piles based on each room they were going to work on.

"so i figured you could get started in the kitchen while i worked out here. fair warning, i may need your help after."

"then why don't we work together?" he chuckled. "wouldn't that make more sense?"

"well i was going to play christmas music and when i dance, it looks weird."

"i highly doubt that." he smiled. "i've seen you dance before."

"that was always choreographed or because i was drunk. but i'm sober and don't want to make a fool of myself."

"y/n, i don't think you're capable of doing such a thing. just let me help you out here."

"alright, fine. but no judging me on my dance moves, hughes."

"i would never." quinn smiled and grabbed a box of lights. he grabbed the necessary items to get started while y/n put some music on the speaker. "wanna start on opposite ends and meet in the middle?"

"yes sir." y/n grabbed the other decorations and went across the room. halfway through the 3rd song, quinn was done hanging lights. he turned to look at y/n. she was dancing and in her own little world and quinn couldn't help but admire her more. how could she think she'd look like a fool? he thought she was beautiful and one day, he was going to get the courage to tell her.

when y/n turned around to grab something, she noticed quinn staring at her. it suddenly made her self conscious. "what?"

"nothing. i was just watching you dance."

"oh. i'm sorry about that. i told you i looked like a fool when i dance sober."

"quite the opposite actually. it was pretty cute." he chuckled and headed to the kitchen to start decorating, leaving y/n to stare with red cheeks.

it took her a minute to follow but when she finally got to the kitchen, quinn was already halfway through decorating.

"wow. you work fast." y/n smiled and instead of offering to help, she just leaned against the counter and watched him.

"yeah. sorry about that. i just couldn't help myself. i know you wanted to help with the decorating."

"no. it's perfectly fine. i like observing." y/n smirked and pulled out a mug. she poured herself some hot chocolate and sipped it while quinn went back to work. while he worked, y/n climbed onto the counter and smiled. this was the perfect way to admire quinn without feeling too guilty.

by the time quinn was finished, y/n had a mug of hot chocolate made for him. when she handed it to him, their fingers brushed against each other, causing y/n to draw her hand back quickly. the moment was interrupted when y/n's phone was ringing. she glanced down at the caller id.

"it's my mom." y/n showed him the phone and hit the 'accept' button. her moms face filled the screen in seconds. "hey mom."

"hey sweetie. how's your day?"

"it's good. quinn and i have been decorating for an hour. the place looks amazing. wanna see it?"

"in a minute. i want to meet your roommate."

y/n looked up and held the phone out to quinn. he took it and moved to stand beside y/n so they'd both be on the screen.

"hi. it's nice to finally meet you."

"oh my. you're certainly not what i was expecting."

"y/n informed me that you would say something like that." he smiled.

"how's it going, living with my baby?"

"mom!" y/n turned her face into quinn's shoulder while he chuckled.

"it's great. we're having the best time." he couldn't stop smiling. y/n's head fit perfectly in his shoulder. it was like a dream come true to have her this close. "she's amazing and probably my best friend."

"i'm glad she has such a good friend, honestly. i was so worried about her."

"you don't have to worry about her now. she's in good hands." he chuckled and threw his arm around y/n's shoulder. she grabbed the phone from him and smiled.

"alright. we gotta finish decorating. i'll talk to you later. bye mom. i love you."

"bye you guys. love you too."

after she hung up, y/n turned to quinn. "i'm your best friend, huh?"

"yeah, actually." he turned to stand across from her. "and it kind of hurt when you distanced yourself a little bit over the last 2 years. thought it was something i did. but i'm really glad you're coming back around."

"yeah i'm sorry about that. but none of your girlfriends liked me so i thought it'd be easier for your relationships if i wasn't around a whole lot."

"why didn't they like you?"

"i don't know." y/n shrugged and turned to refill her mug. "but for the record, you're my best friend too."

"glad to hear it." quinn smiled slightly before walking out to the living room. although he had just called her his best friend, he didn't like hearing the word come from her mouth.

"quinn," y/n called out after him as she followed him into the living room. "i'm never going to distance myself from you again, okay? it was hurting me too."

"i'm sorry you felt like you had to give me space. and i'm really sorry they didn't like you. i don't understand why they didn't. you're one of the most likeable people i know."

"i try to be. and i don't understand why they didn't. but it's all in the past and i've learned from my mistakes." y/n sat and looked at him. "i can never stay away from you, quinn. it'll probably kill me."

"well i'm glad you're sticking around because it would probably kill me too, if i'm being honest." he turned to face her and smiled. "so, are there any traditions you have with your family that we can do tonight?"

"my mom and i usually bake cookies and eat some random take-out while watching home alone or how the grinch stole christmas. but we don't have to do that."

"why not? it sounds like fun."

"you'd really want to bake cookies with me?" y/n's eyes widened and she couldn't help the way her smile grew.

"of course. if it makes you happy, then i'll do anything."

y/n tried to ignore the way her heart wanted to beat out of her chest. never in her life had she met a guy so willing to do anything she had asked. it took everything in her not to launch herself across the couch and kiss him. she had to keep reminding herself that they were just friends.

while they baked cookies, both of them enjoyed the closeness of the other. side by side and covered in flour. usually, quinn hated messes but with y/n, he didn't care.

when they put the cookies in the oven, quinn wiped his hands on a towel.

"i'm gonna go take a shower. you order dinner and pick out the movie. i'll be out in a bit." quinn didn't wait for her to reply. he just headed into the bathroom to shower. he spent half an hour in their and when he got out to get dressed, he realized that with his quick exit, he forgot to grab a new shirt from his room. the one he was wearing was covered in flour but luckily the rest of his clothes were fine. he put on his shorts and walked out into the hallway.

y/n looked up from the couch and watched quinn walk into his room. she only got a brief look at him but she was still speechless, regardless of having seen him without a shirt many times. she quickly turned her attention to the tv when he came walking back out to join her on the couch.

"food should be here in 10 minutes and i decided to go with home alone this year. is that okay?"

"it's perfect." quinn smiled and threw his arm around the back of the couch. the couch was big enough for at least 7 people but they were sitting on the same cushion. not close enough to be touching but close enough to feel the heat radiating off of each other. and every few seconds, quinn's thumb would rub against y/n's shoulder. but neither of them seemed to care.

when the food arrived, quinn went to grab it. and when he sat back down, he was closer to y/n than before. as they ate, y/n tried not to focus on the closeness of her best friend. it was hard but she was able to do it.

until he swung his arm back over the couch. he may as well have just placed it across her shoulder with the way his hand was resting there. as they watched the movie, quinn had moved his arm down to where it was actually resting across y/n. she looked at him with an innocent smile, which he adored, then went back to watching the rest of the movie.

when the movie was finally over, y/n stood up and stretched. "well i'm gonna get ready for bed."

"before you do, i was wondering if you wanted to take part in one of my family's traditions."

"it's not going to be something weird, is it?"

"no." he smiled. "unless you count wearing matching pajamas to bed on christmas eve."

"oh my gosh. my family does the same thing." y/n giggled. "wait, do we have matching pajamas?"

"yeah. i bought them a few days ago and was intending to give you a pair before i left for the holidays but i guess it was just meant to happen this way. be right back." quinn smiled and ran to his room. he returned seconds later with the pjs. "i hope you like them."

"they're a gift from you, quinn. i always like those." y/n smiled and headed into her room to change. quinn did the same and they managed to come out at the same time. all he could so was admire the way the clothes fit y/n perfectly. "how did you know my size?"

"because i know you." quinn chuckled, not wanting to admit it was because he stared at her so long that he memorized everything.

"you're the most perfect roommate, quinn." she smiled and threw her arms around him. "thank you."

he immediately hugged her back. "you're welcome."

"okay. well it's bed time now. i'll see you in the morning. good night quinn." y/n ran off the her room to try to get some sleep. but she knew that would be impossible, due to the overwhelming attraction she was feeling. if she didn't tell quinn soon, her emotions were going to shut her down.

as quinn sat at the desk in his room, he couldn't stop thinking about how excited y/n had been when she came out in the pjs. he had seen her happy many times but there was just something different this time.

he wrapped her gift neatly and set it down beside his bed. it was going to be the first thing he grabbed in the morning and he hoped she would love it as much as he loved her.

when the sun rose the next morning, quinn grabbed the box and headed out to the kitchen. y/n was normally a morning person so he was surprised that she hadn't woken up yet. he set the box on the counter and began making coffee. just as he was adding the finishing touches to y/n's coffee, she walked out of her room.

"good morning, quinn."

"good morning, y/n" he smiled and handed her the coffee. when she took a sip, her whole body instantly warmed up.

"this is the best coffee i've ever tasted. thank you." she grinned and continued to drink it as they both made their way onto the couch.

"so what else does your family do for christmas?"

"we stay in our pjs all day and spend time together. it's pretty boring but if you're around the right people, you can have the best time."

"well then that's exactly what we will do today." quinn smiled. "oh, before i forget, i have a present for you. close your eyes." he got off the couch and grabbed the gift from the kitchen before returning. "i hope you like it."

y/n unwrapped it carefully and opened the box. she pulled out a teddy bear with a canucks jersey on. and not just any jersey. a demko jersey. he even came with mini goalie pads and a helmet.

"i know how much you love thatcher so when i saw this, i just knew i had to get it for you."

"i love it so much. thank you, quinn." y/n set the bear down and hugged quinn. "i didn't get you anything. i'm sorry."

"it's alright. you being here is enough of a present for me." he rubbed her back and smiled. when y/n pulled back a little, her whole expression had changed. she was still happy but there were tears in her eyes.

"i appreciate that, quinn. but i feel like it's just not enough to make you truly happy."

"y/n, you're more than enough. you are the perfect gift."

y/n smiled and placed her lips on his. he was shocked at first and just as y/n was about to break the kiss, quinn pulled her closer and kissed her back. they stayed in that position for a few minutes before either one of them wanted to let go. when they separated, quinn rested his forehead against y/n's and smiled.

"if i had known that would be the outcome, i would've told you those words a long time ago." he smiled and held her face. "i've been wanting to say it for as long as i've known you but the timing was never right. you had steven and i had my own relationships. but i guess that's kind of a cowards excuse, huh?"

"nothing about you says 'coward', quinn." y/n smiled and closed her eyes. "you're the most kind, patient and sweetest man i've ever known in my life. these last 3 years of random relationships and hook-ups have all brought us to this exact moment. the moment where i can finally tell you that i've had the biggest crush on you for the past 3 years. i know it sounds insane but i like you a lot quinn. and maybe that's why your girlfriends were always jealous. they could probably tell how i felt and they didn't want me around to screw up their chances with you. that's why i had to keep a distance from you. i didn't want to have to make you choose between me and them because it would've been a losing battle for me."

"if that had ever happened, you would've won every single time. i never really cared about all those other girls. the only one that matters to me, is you. and i hope i conveyed that well enough in that kiss."

"seems pretty evident now." y/n smiled and finally opened her eyes. "guess that was kind of stupid of me, wasn't it?"

"not at all." quinn smiled. "like you said, the last 3 years of random relationships have brought us to this moment right here. the most perfect moment." he placed a kiss on her lips again but didn't give her enough time to reciprocate. "i love you, y/n. everything about you is so perfect and it's been driving me crazy for 3 years."

"i can't believe that the planes being grounded are the reason we're here together."

"me either. but i wouldn't change it for anything."

"i wouldn't either." y/n leaned up to kiss him again. "for the record, i love you too."

[tuktukpodfics]

Hi! I'm thinking about making a podfic of one of my favorite fics and I wanted to ask for a couple of tips because I adore your podfics and I have run into a couple problems very early on.

how do you do deeper voices? my voice is fairly high (I'm a soprano that can occasionally deep down into lower alto) and most of the voices in the fic are male. I also always sound about twelve in recordings lol

how do you make distinct voices? again, I have a lot of different voices (probably 5-7 that talk the most, with many many other reoccurring characters).

pacing of reading. I tend to speak/read very quick and in my practice recordings, it sounds like I'm talking much faster than I felt I was. any tips on that?

what recording programs are best? currently I'm using voice memos on my phone. which. is clearly not going to give me the best sound, regardless of the app I use, but I don't have many options.

I am living in a dorm right now and live in fear of my suite mates hearing me (my roommate not quite as much as she likes to dub and does a lot in our room--though she does it in mandarin so I cant understand it). not to mention background noise of doors opening and whatnot. if you have any tips on that as well, that would be great!

I love your podfic, you put so much soul into them, and I hope that I could do that too!

Hello fellow podfic-er! I’m so excited for you to make a podfic!

The nice thing about podfics is that I usually don’t have to create characters from scratch, they already exist in the TV show. If I’m struggling with a character, I just rewatch some clips of them talking and imitate it!

Deep voices: I, too, have a high, childish voice and struggle with deep, Manly Men. I guess the main tip I have is to...give up. What I mean is focus less on pitch and more on tone. If you speak too low, it’ll be less expressive and will probably hurt your throat. It can work for minor, 2D characters, but don’t do it for main characters that have a wide range of emotions (you may notice that my Mighty Oaks Fire Sage Zuko voice swings higher when he’s emotional oops). Instead, use your normal pitch, and make a character sound adult by using an authoritative tone. Another thing I do is play up the childish and feminine voices. We might not be able to make the adults sound adult, but we can make the kids sound extra kiddish by comparison.

Distinct voices: I’m a tactile learner, so for me, it’s all about the physicality. Every time I do Azula’s voice, I make a pinched face like I’m eating a lemon. When I record Ozai, I sneer. For Sokka, I jut out my chin and flail my arms. It looks silly, but no one is around to see. There’s lots of YouTube tutorials about how to make different voices by varying speed and tone and nasal quality, but I get kinda lost in the sauce with those theory lessons. The only way I can really get myself to do different voices is if I’m working off of a reference. I just watch videos of other cartoons and live actors and then copy them.

Pacing: Pacing is hard. I especially struggle with the editing and often end up cutting things wonkily. Audiobooks tend to be slow because you’re less likely to get tongue tied that way. If I have a big hunk of text that I find myself racing through, I slow myself down with physicality again. I’ll lean in on important words or mime out the actions. For example, on the line, “Zuko turns, grabs the bar at the side of the ship, and throws himself back over,” I'll turn my body on the word “turn,” grab an imaginary bar on the word “grab” and then lurch forward on the word “throw.” Adding in movement can bring variation to those big blocks of text.

What recording programs are best: I don’t know! I use Audacity because it’s free. Adobe Audition is great too, but it’s expensive. I am very lazy with the podfics. I don’t have a professional set-up. Basically, I make a comfortable nest of pillows in bed or my closet, use an iPhone VoiceMemos app to record straight into the phone mic, send the audio file to my computer, convert the audio to a WAV file, put it in Audacity, add a Noise Reduction effect, and then cut it down. Once I’m done editing it, I export the Audacity file as an mp3, upload it to archive.org and Spotify, and then embed those links into Ao3. Feel free to DM me if you have other tech questions. I am not particularly savvy, but we can Google it together? If any voice actors on Tumblr have professional advice, please chime in.

Silence and privacy: Background noise is a big headache for me too. I live in a noisy area with lots of planes and a squeaky elevator. I usually record now in my closet surrounded by pillows and blankets, so it’s fairly soundproof. If there’s a noise, I usually wait for the sound to stop, record the line again, then edit out the mistake in post. At the end of the day, though, sounds will slip in. It’s just a podfic; we’re doing this for fun not professionally, so it doesn’t need to be polished. I think most listeners’ attitudes is that something is better than nothing. If you’re in a school dorm, there might be music practice rooms, a radio recording booth, or empty classrooms you can use instead.

Storage: Something I didn’t realize going in was how much storage the audio clips take up. Make sure you save and delete projects as you go. One time I finished editing an Audacity project, but it wouldn’t let me save it because I ran out of storage and I had to start over.

I’m so glad you like the podfics I’ve done and that it could help inspire you to make one too! I started making podfics because I fell in love with @pixieinthesky’s fantastic Salvage podfic (it's an absolute gem). Keep the chain going!

Have fun!

[monstersinthecosmos]

List 7 comfort films and tag 7 people!

Tagged by @ihaventcomeupwthanameforaheroyet ! thanks!! I WROTE DOWN A FEW FAVS OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD (IN NO ORDER) AND HAD 9, SO, I THINK IWTV 1994 GOES WITHOUT SAYING LMFAO, ALSO HONORABLE MENTION TO AMERICAN PSYCHO BC IT MAKES ME LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME BUT I ULTIMATELY CUT IT FROM THIS PRESITIGOUS LIST.

is it obnoxious if i put some pictures in the post too? Sorry I get really excited to talk about movies hkjdslgasd please don't feel obligated to put pictures in yours, I'm just being extra.

Terminator 2: Judgment Day [1991]

LISTEN I CRY EVERY FUCKING TIME it's just the best, ROBOT DADDY??? HOT MOMMY???? The T-1000 is so scary?? ALL THESE RIDICULOUS EPIC FIGHT SCENES AND THE ACTORS ARE JUST NOT EMOTING AT ALL BECAUSE THEY'RE ROBOTS? The director's cut with the extra scene where John is trying to teach the Terminator to smile and you realize when he does his little side smirk it's because he's copying John's smile, bc when he copied randos it didnt fit on his face?!??! Eddie Furlong's voice cracking which feels like such a happy accident because he's a weak little fragile human in contrast to the killing machine?? PLEASE.

Hellraiser [1987]

IT'S WEIRD, IT'S KINKY, IT'S GAY, IT'S CHEESY, IT'S GOT PRACTICAL EFFECTS THAT ARE KINDA COOL BUT KINDA STUPID, IT'S GOT THE GRAINY 80S COZY FEEL, IT'S GOT INCREDIBLE FEMALE SEXUALITY AND BAD ACTING, I JUST LOVE IT. It's just a movie I put on when I need to relax and wow it just makes me really happy ;.;

Pet Sematary [1989]

okay this one and the next one and the last one are all GRAINY 80S COZY FEEL, you have to understand that I grew up watching 80s horror from like the age of 5 so that flim look, the grain, the flat lighting, it just !!!!!!! gives me so much cozy fuzzy warmth for childhood and I just adore it. Anyway !!!!!!1 I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH it's so extremely dark and also extremely absurd, somehow it's so magnetic that you are immediately immersed even though it's got the aesthetic of a bad TV movie, it's just wonderful I adore it. ALSO a rare super faithful Stephen King adaptation!

An American Werewolf in London [1981]

PRACTICAL EFFECTS MY BELOVED!!!!!!!!11 blah blah cozy 80s, but also! FUNNY! ROMANTIC! TRAGIC! SCARY WHEN IT NEEDS TO BE! I'm so deeply deeply impressed by the practical effects in this film, too! But wow it's so good every time, the hot nurse in this movie is a crazy monsterfucker I adore her, it's a good Armand/Daniel AU, the end is a gut punch every fucking time, it's the best, a naked American man stole my balloons, etc. Absolutely perfect film.

Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain [2001]

VISUALLY STUNNING FILM ABOUT AN ASEXUAL WOMAN WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY, PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I think this movie like, changed my life maybe? I think I saw it when I was 15 or so and it just had such a huge impact on me. I used to watch it so much I would just turn the subtitles off because I'd get distracted and didnt even need them anymore. It's a movie I used to bring with me when I traveled, like I brought the DVD with me when I studied abroad because I was so scared I'd have anxiety or get homesick, I just always wanted to be able to watch it if I need to. IF I WATCH THIS AT THE WRONG TIME OF THE MONTH I CRY MY EYES OUT which is cathartic in the end, idk if it's comfy or comforting but wow. but wow really amazing film it's so beautiful and had such a huge impact on my worldview and my creativity and the way I write and the way I do photography and just !!! ;.; I'm gonna cry!

The Departed [2006]

I really like it when Leo DiCaprio cries and he's not a super crybaby in his one but he does scream in pain and have the shit beat out of him and has panic attacks and needs anxiety meds! The cast is sick! The music is amazing! It's such cool storytelling!!! It's exciting every time! The ending fucks! GOD. Just wonderful, I love it so much. The Blu-ray starts over every time it ends so every time I watch it I tend to walk away and let it loop all day LOL. It's disgusting how many times I've watched it. ALSO MY BABE VERA FARMIGA WHAT A MILF god i love her.

Forgetting Sarah Marshall [2008]

this is like such a perfect comedy for my sense of humor, INCLUDING A BONUS DRACULA SUBPLOT CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, but is actually such a clever and lovely story about getting over heartbreak wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love this movie so fucking much oh my god. Also ever since I worked on ships I feel like especially potent to it because there's something about the social community within the resort that feels so much like the community of a cruise ship crew!! ;.;

Tagging (but no pressure!): @rugbertgoeshome @hekateinhell @mothmage @apoptoses @cup-of-lixx @somevagrantchild @covenofthearticulate

[haveyouseenthisskeleton]

s/o works as a hacker. one evening, s/o and skelly decided to watch the news and after a short time, the news says that some anonymous hacker was able to defuse terrorist bombs scattered around the city in crowded places, thereby saving the entire city, and that they could give a reward in the form of a huge amount of money (for example, 1,000,000 or so) but hacker refused, because they didn’t want their identity to be declassified. after a short pause, s/o says "you know, we could be millionaires now or something" and then switches the news channel to a children's cartoon channel and continues to watch with a straight face. how would the main 10 react?

Undertale Sans - He blinks, then looks at you, then at the TV, then at you again. You're the hacker???? He's not sure how he's supposed to take the news. Sure, you're a hero, but you probably have ennemies who wants you dead now??? How can you be ok with that??? He's speechless, not even able to be mad at you. He just doesn't know what to say.

Undertale Papyrus - "OH I KNOW, BUT IT'S BETTER TO KEEP YOUR IDENTITY A SECRET SO THE GOVERNMENT OR THE TERRORISTS DON'T FIND YOU." "... What the hell since when do you know?" "IT WAS VERY OBVIOUS." "But it was not?" "IF YOU SAY SO." You're having an existential crisis. If Papyrus knows, who else knows? And why did he tell nothing?

Underswap Sans - His mind goes blank. He very slowly turns towards you. "IT'S YOU?" You nod, not even looking at him. "YOU KNOW I THE ONE WHO PROPOSED TO FIND YOU TO GIVE YOU A REWARD, RIGHT?" You nod and add you also know he's doing it so he can control your activities better and that's ok because he could never crack your computer anyway. And that you love him. Blue is not too sure about what he's supposed to do. He needs the night to think about that.

Underswap Papyrus - "Really? How?" He's confused, as he already forgot what was on TV two minutes ago. When you facepalm, he concentrates really hard and then suddenly jerks up. "WAIT YOU'RE THE HACKER?!" He's so excited, he has so much questions! He is also dying inside because it's really dangerous and you could die, but that's fine.

Underfell Sans - "as long as we have enough to pay for the groceries at the end of the month you do the heck you want of your free time." He doesn't mind. It's not even that impressive. That's just a few bombs. He's not jealous or anything. He's so not jealous he's not going to pout in his room.

Underfell Papyrus - He looks at you like you just grow a second head. "YOU'RE JOKING RIGHT? I'M NOT VERY GOOD WITH HUMOR." You just smile innocently at him. He freezes. Nah, you have to be joking. He's the one protecting you. There's no way you're some hero who just save the entire town. He would know that. He won't get fool by your weird shenanigans. ... But you were joking, right?

Horrortale Sans - Hum... He can feel something is off, but he's not sure what. He's not very attentive either and doesn't know what you're talking about as he kinda fell asleep during the news, hugging you. He can feel you got tense though. Weird. You can feel his big red eyes on your back, suspicious. Are you hiding something from him? Maybe it's best if he doesn't know.

Horrortale Papyrus - "WITH ALL DUE RESPECT WHAT THE FUCK." Both for the hacker thingy and the reward by the way. Willow is quite shocked you just defuse BOMBS and then refused 1 MILLION gold. He understands, but still. That's a lot of money.

Swapfell Sans - "YOU REFUSED 1 MILLION GOLD?!" Omg! He can't believe it! Who cares about the bombs, you could have been rich and you said no! He's so mad! Do you even have any idea what you can do with a million gold? That's too much for him, he's leaving! He will whine and complain all day long.

Swapfell Papyrus - He's a bit shocked but quite excited too. That's so cool! Can you teach him to defuse a bomb too? He wants to try! It looks like a fun activity to do as a couple. You're not too sure about this. I mean, the guy dropped his plate carrying it from the sink to the table...

Fellswap Gold Sans - Well that's awkward. Wine might or might not be the one who put the bombs here in the first place to explode some of his rivals. You can see he is very uncomfortable and he will definitely not tell you why.

Fellswap Gold Papyrus - "yeah i won the lottery but accidentally lost the ticket, that's too bad." "What?" "what?" Well, what a plotwist.

[chuurroez]

୨⎯𝐒𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬⎯୧

╰┈➤ pairing: Seok Matthew x gn!reader, Kim Taerae x gn!reader (seperate!)

╰┈➤ genre: super duper fluffy, set in the real world (where dating isn't a damn scandal) !!

╰┈➤ summary: What would your boyfriend do when you fall asleep during a movie night? How would he also react?

╰┈➤ notes: this was requested by an anon but for some shitty reason, my laptop accidentally deleted it?? (i def need a new laptop) i also think i might've got carried away with Taerae? idk huhu. anyways, thank you for requesting! <3 (Requests are open right now! ^^)

╰┈➤ word count: 942!

.ೃ࿐ Seok Matthew:

: ̗̀➛ Your boyfriend getting day offs are usually spent inside your guys’ shared apartment cuddling and watching movies and/or tv shows you guys were interested in watching and these was one of those days.

: ̗̀➛ Renting the new Spiderman movie, you guys got blankets, pillows, and snacks to your living room. You would fix the couch to be much more comfortable for the two of you while Matthew turned on the tv and set the movie up while also opening the chip bags and other snacks you guys had!

: ̗̀➛ The movie was super good but you couldn’t help but feel tired because of all the work you had to do in your job today, you didn’t want to disappoint your boyfriend by sleeping not even halfway through the movie but your droopy eyelids said otherwise and you drifted away to dreamland.

: ̗̀➛ Your boyfriend on the other hand noticed your sleeping figure and made you more comfortable, “hmm? looks like they fell asleep.” Matthew says in his mind as he carries you bridal style to your shared bedroom and gently laid you down on your shared bed while putting a blanket over your body.

: ̗̀➛ Matthew then after shuts down the tv, cleans up the leftover snacks you guys had, put the blankets and pillows away, and then cleans himself up to quickly be able to sleep beside you.

: ̗̀➛ When you woke up from your slumber, you saw a sticky note on your bedside table saying 'Hi darling! If you read this, I'm sorry I couldn't be there when you wake up, I had to leave early to go to the studio. :( I made you some breakfast too! You can just reheat it if it gets cold, Love you sosososo much baby &lt;3', You couldn't help but feel so happy knowing that you had the best boyfriend in the entire world !! :D

.ೃ࿐ Kim Taerae:

: ̗̀➛ Getting invited by your boyfriend to their dorms for a movie night was one of the best days ever! Your boyfriend, Taerae, invited you after their manager said that they could have a movie night and a day off after.

: ̗̀➛ He invited you through facetime because of how excited he was! "Baby!! Are you free tonight? I hope so, because our manager allowed us to have a movie night and a day off after! I asked them if I could invite you and they said yes!" your boyfriend enthusiastically said and you knew you couldn't say no and he was over the moon when you said you could come over!

: ̗̀➛ When you went to their dorms, you knocked on the door and you were greeted by Jiwoong who told you to come in, you saw Zhang Hao, Gunwook, and Matthew who all greeted you a 'hello', but most importantly, Taerae was there who almost immediately greeted you and hugged you after, he kissed your forehead, ''I'm so happy that you could come over baby! I really needed this, you know? Have you eaten yet? If so, then change into your pjs to be more comfortable!" your boyfriend tells you.

: ̗̀➛ After you changed into your pajamas, you quickly went to the living room and cuddled up with Taerae. The both of you along with Matthew and Yujin, waited for the other members. Gyuvin seeing the both of you cuddle said sarcastically, ''Really, rght in front of my eyes?" ''Your just jealous you don't have anyone to cuddle with, lmao'' Ricky said with Gyuvin hitting him after. ''Okay, stop you two, you really want to do this in front of our guest?" Hanbin scolded them both, ''No no! It's okay, it's actually kinda funny hehe'' you say to Hanbin. Taerae was relieved knowing you didn't take what Gyuvin said to heart because he would've shouted at him (LMAO)

: ̗̀➛ When all of you were in the living room, you guys watched the first 2 movies, but during the 3rd, you were feeling a bit tired. You leaned onto your boyfriend's chest, you didn't want to disappoint your boyfriend by sleeping so quickly into the night but your droopy eyelids said otherwise and with that, you fell asleep.

: ̗̀➛ Your boyfriend on the other hand, noticed your sleeping figure and gave a quick kiss on your head before hugging you closer to him for you too keep warm.

: ̗̀➛ A good 15 minutes after you fell asleep, Yujin was humming to the song that was playing in the movie loud enough to wake someone up who was lightly sleeping. ''Shh! Yujin, y/n is asleep! They might wake up!!" Taerae scolds the boy, afraid to wake you up. "Sorry hyung! The song is just so catchyy'' Yujin apologizes to Taerae.

: ̗̀➛ When you woke up from your slumber, you were on Taerae's bed, and beside you was your boyfriend sleeping peacefully. You got up to go to the bathroom and when you were done, Hanbin and Jiwoong greeted you 'good morning', you asked them what happened after you fell asleep, ''Well basically, we watched 2 more movies after you fell asleep and we got to bed at about 1 o'clock? Taerae carried you on his back and onto his bed and that's basically it!" Hanbin answered. You thanked Hanbin for telling you what happended last night.

: ̗̀➛ You took a shower and got in your work uniform and thanked the members who were awake for inviting you for the movie night and for letting you stay for the night! You asked Matthew to tell your boyfriend that you had to leave early for your job to which Matthew said he would tell Taerae. You also sent him a text so he was extra assured you were safe. The text said "Hey baby! If your reading this, sorry I had to leave early :(, I had to go to work early because of a meeting, I promise you I'll bring you home some sushi and ice cream!! Love you! &lt;3", Taerae was relieved knowing that you were safe and texted you almost immediately after he read your message! :DD

likes, comments, reblogs, and feedbacks are greatly appreciated !! ♡

[oliverreedmasterass]

GVF doing the Architectural Digest Home Tour as a crackfic

Welcome to My Crib

Words: 2.8k

Warnings: language, mention of blood

Notes: Sorry @starcatcherkiszka, I kinda took the "crackfic" part of this idea and ran with it...

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“Hey there!” Sam greeted the camera with a warm smile as he stood in the doorway of a large, modern-looking white house. “My name is Sam Kiszka, and welcome to my crib.” The camera panned down for a brief second to take in Sam’s short shorts, black mesh top, oversized sunglasses, and birks. Behind him, Jake, Josh, and Danny were just in frame, the twins jumping to try and see over Sam’s head. Sam looked back to acknowledge his band and then turned to the camera with a chuckle. 

“They don’t live with me, but they spend enough time here that they might as well. They’re gonna join me for the tour since we’ve got a lot of ground to cover.” 

“I call dibs on the backyard!” Josh leaned forward to call into the camera. Sam pushed him back and then made a grand gesture to welcome the camera into the house. 

“Let’s get this shit going!” he called out, hardly able to contain his excitement. 

The camera moved in behind him and made a slow circle, taking in the open and bright entryway decorated with potted plants and a marble statue of cupid resting on a fancy pillar. As the camera passed by Jake, he awkwardly held up a hand and mumbled, “Hi, Architectural Digest.” 

Sam jumped back in front of the camera and motioned towards the cupid statue, accidentally knocking into it so Danny had to jerk forward to catch it before it crashed to the tiled floor. 

“I call him Benedict Humphries” Sam shared, hardly batting an eye at the chaos he nearly caused. “He’s a man of culture, much like myself.” 

From behind him, Danny rolled his eyes. 

“As you’ll see, this entry way is nice and open to maximize the air flow in the house. I actually designed this house myself, so every single detail was my idea. I’m a very meticulous person, you’ll come to find.” 

“Sam chose white paint for the entryway since it represents his purity,” Jake tried to call out, though Josh slapped a hand over his mouth before he could continue. 

“Let’s go to the living room,” Sam pointed forwards, down the hallway lined with mirrors straight out of a Crate & Barrel catalog and various pictures of people who looked unfamiliar. “I spent the most time working on this room,” Sam continued, talking over his shoulder to the camera. The camera stopped to look over the clean, open room, and Sam stood in front of it with his hands on his hips, taking it all in. “Ah, yeah,” Sam sighed out. “This is the good stuff. Where do I begin?” 

“How about that TV? Jesus Christ,” Danny could be heard commenting offscreen. Sam took his cue and moved to the television that was easily over 80 inches wide and took up nearly an entire wall of the room. An L-shaped, baby blue suede couch sat across from the television, paired with a glass table and even more house plants. Sam got slightly distracted by a copy of Vogue that was left on the coffee table but then snapped his head back up and waved his hand at the flatscreen. 

“I brought the movie theater straight to my living room; it was really the best financial decision of my life,” Sam shared. “I love watching old Animal Planet reruns on this thing, it's like I'm actually out in the African Savanna.” 

“I watch C-SPAN,” Jake chirped, strolling back into frame. 

Sam ignored Jake and made a sweeping gesture at the rest of the living room, which the camera followed. 

“This room is the pinnacle of feng shui excellence,” Sam declared. “The energy is just, you know, immaculate.” 

“For crying out loud,” Josh mumbled to Danny. “You can hardly call this feng shui, I'm practically suffocating in here.” 

“Each piece in this room was designed by myself and, I know it might be hard to believe, but I made it myself too, with my own bare hands,” Sam kept blabbing. 

“You should see what the man can do with a saw,” Danny added. 

Sam noticed a pretty hefty stain on the carpet that looked like it could be either wine or blood, and made a concerted effort to plop down and sit on it with a grunt, hiding it before it could be spotted by the cameraman. 

“My pal is going to take over the next portion of the tour,” he announced from the floor. “Take it away, Daniel!” 

Danny moved in front of the camera and gave a small wave. 

“I’ll show you the kitchen and dining room, otherwise known as the two rooms Sam hardly ever uses because he can’t cook for shit.” 

“I make a mean margarita!” Sam protested. 

“Agree to disagree,” Danny corrected him, then returned to the camera. “Let’s go,” he said, and made his way through the living room to the kitchen, which had nice marble countertops, a large island equipped with bar stools, and an overall off-white theme. Danny scanned around the room in awe as if it was his first time seeing it, and then grunted at the memory that there was a camera crew there. 

“This is Sam’s kitchen, uh, with a nice electric stove it looks like, a gigantic fridge, dear lord you could fit a body in there, and plenty of counter space.” Danny took a brief pause to clear his throat, and then pointed back at the counters. “The marble was taken from Sylacauga, Alabama and, actually this is really cool, if you put your ear up to it, you can hear the opening riff to ‘Sweet Home Alabama.’”

“He’s telling the truth,” Josh jumped back in front of the camera to confirm. 

Danny spun around in a circle, trying to gather inspiration on what he could showcase next. He quickly hurried over to a toaster and slapped his hand down on it so it made a few crackling metallic sounds. 

“This is still hot,” Danny announced. “And now my hand hurts.” 

While Danny rushed to the sink to drench his burned hand in cold water, Josh started to sort through the liquor cabinet in the background.

“Mead?" he called out in shock. "Who the hell owns mead? I mean, Sam, what the hell?"

Sam shook his head at Josh.

"Beats me."

“Uh,” Danny backed away from the sink and was searching around again. “The fridge is, well, it’s great to store…” Danny trailed off as he opened the double doors of the fridge and poked his head in. “It’s great to store mustard?” he asked aloud, sounding confused. Jake, Josh, and Sam hurried to his side to peer at the lines of mustard that were tucked in the side door. 

“This bottle expired in 2011,” Jake realized as he grabbed one closest to him and read the label. 

“Do you want to explain, Sam?” Danny turned to his friend. 

“Well,” Sam thought hard, “I firmly believe that these old bottles will be worth a lot someday. I like to invest in unconventional things.” 

“I found a bottle that expired in 2006!” Josh called out. 

“That’s gonna be worth thousands,” Sam winked back at the camera. 

“I say we check out the next room, what do you say?” Danny looked around at his bandmates. They all proceeded to salute him, so Danny moved onwards to the dining room and skidded to a halt, gaping at it in shock. When Jake saw the room, he had to duck back into the kitchen, where he could just barely be heard choking out between cackles, 

“What the fuck?” 

The table was long and decorated with vases of sunflowers, which was a nice sight, but the oversized portrait of a very nude Burt Reynolds stood out as an oddity. Danny uncomfortably shuffled next to it, trying to cover the more crude parts of the image with his head, and nodded back at it. 

“Sam is a huge fan of exhibitionism. It’s something he can feast his eyes on while he’s enjoying a meal. There’s just something so profound about the peaks and valleys of Burt Reynolds’ body. It’s like, every time you look at the picture, you notice something new.” 

“Hairy men are so underappreciated in the art community,” Josh agreed. “Sam is really forward-thinking with his statement pieces in this house.” 

Jake wandered back into the room wiping some stray tears from his eyes and Danny gave him a pat on the back. 

“I can’t do this anymore, it’s your turn,” Danny could just barely be heard telling him. Jake sucked in a deep breath to compose himself and then flashed a toothy grin at the camera. 

“I get the pleasure of showing you the bedrooms, where the magic happens.” 

“That’s a weird thing to say about your brother’s house,” the cameraman couldn’t help but interject. Jake turned on his heel to face the cameraman and shrugged. 

“It’s my line, and I’m sticking with it whether you like it or not, Jerry.”

"My name's not Jerry," the cameraman muttered. 

Jake started to lead them back towards the front door, but then quickly whirled around when he noted he was lost, and moved towards the staircase leading upstairs. 

“Sam paid some beavers to harvest the wood for these stairs from the Franklin State Forest," Jake shared over his shoulder as he pointed to the wooden steps. "Their rates are really fair for the quality of their work."

Jake approached the first door in the hallway and slammed his hand down on the doorknob. 

“This is where the magic happens!” he announced, thrusting the door open. The camera went in first, taking in a nice and large room basking in natural light from the French doors that led out to a roomy balcony. A massive king-sized bed sat in the middle of the room with simple white sheets and a collection of earthy-toned throw pillows. Jake approached a salt lamp that was sitting on the bedside table and gave it a testing sniff. "Sam licks this when he gets bored," he shared. "If you look closely, you'll find some bite marks on it."

With a grunt, Jake threw himself back onto the bed, bouncing up and down a few times, and lifted a thumbs up to the ceiling.

"This is an optimal bed for back support," he proclaimed. "God, I feel like I could fall asleep right now."

While the cameraman focused on getting additional b-roll footage of the room, a strange sound started to pick up in his headphones. He turned around and, lo and behold, within a matter of seconds, Jake had knocked out cold in the bed, rattling the room with his deep snores. Josh grabbed a Sharpie out of his back pocket and leaned over Jake, drawing a fake goatee and glasses on his face while Sam snickered. Danny shook Jake back awake and he jolted up, looking around at everyone in shock.

"Did I fall asleep?" he asked around.

"Yeah," the room echoed back to him.

"That's a damn good bed then," Jake decided as he got back to his feet and rubbed at his eyes, smudging some of Josh's work. "Let's head to the next room."

Jake led the way and everyone else followed out to the door on the opposite side of the hallway. With a sly grin, Jake put his hand on the doorknob. 

“That magic I was talking about earlier? Well, it also happens here,” he said with a mischievous twinkle in his eye as he pushed the door open. 

This time, the door revealed a room that was entirely empty with the exception of a single folding chair. Jake's hand fell limp back to his side and he studied the chair, trying to make sense of it.

"This is where Sam...ponders? I actually don't know. Sam, you're gonna have to help me out here," Jake looked to his younger brother. Sam tried not to laugh at Jake, since his face looked absolutely ridiculous, and took in the single chair.

"That's my guest room," he replied, like it was a totally normal answer.

"Feels like home," Jake commented. Growing quickly bored of the odd room, he led them down to the next door.

“Welcome,” he said with a dramatic pause, “to where the magic happens.” 

This time, Jake started to walk into the room before the camera could take it in, but he abruptly stopped and then shut the door, pressing his back against it with his eyes wide. 

“What?” Josh asked, shocked by how distressed his twin looked. 

“There’s some stuff in there that I don’t think Architectural Digest can feature on their YouTube channel,” Jake squeaked out. 

Danny gently nudged Jake out of the way and poked his head into the room. He let out a short gasp and then, like Jake, quickly closed the door. 

“Considering the stuff in there, I think that is where the magic happens,” Danny blew out a long breath of air. “There was so much leather.” 

“That’s my secret room,” Sam softly explained, his face red “Hey, why don’t we go down to the backyard, Josh?” 

Sam sounded eager to get them as far away from that room as possible. Josh was more than ready to cut in, as he snatched the camera from the cameraman’s hands and whipped it around so he could address the lens at an unflattering angle. 

“Come with me on a journey to the outside domain, where Sam’s vision for merging man and the natural world comes together in a stunning harmony.” 

Before the cameraman could grab the camera back from Josh, Josh started to run down the stairs, the camera still pointed at his face. He tripped a little on the last step, which nearly resulted in him falling flat on top of the 4K camera, but caught himself and continued to book it to the back door. Just barely visible in the corner of the frame, it looked like there was a broken window next to the sliding door. 

“Here we are,” Josh announced as he flipped the camera around to pan across the backyard, which was complete with a swimming pool, grilling area, and outdoor dining set. He slipped off his tennis shoes and made a show of zooming in close on his feet while he stomped around the well-maintained grass. “This is the perfect space to unblock your chakras. I like to sink to the bottom of the pool just to feel weightless. You know, especially with the pool being eight feet deep, it lets me drop and drop and feel the heaviness of my soul, but when I push back up to the top, it’s like all the negative energy is flowing out of me.” 

The cameraman, Jake, Danny, and Sam all watched as Josh aimlessly wandered around the backyard, filming shots of bees, flowers, and the sky while talking to himself. 

“Do you think you could get the camera back for me?” the cameraman asked, sounding exasperated. Architectural Digest didn’t pay him near enough to deal with these hooligans. It was nerve-wracking to watch the short ball of energy manhandling his camera around the backyard, zooming in and out on a single blade of grass while humming some kind of incantation. 

“He’s in his element, just let him get it out of his system,” Jake told the cameraman, putting a hand on his shoulder. He didn’t feel bad for the guy at all, especially after he didn’t find his “this is where the magic happens” joke to be fucking hilarious. 

“Maybe we should get the camera back before Josh breaks it,” Danny sounded worried. 

“HEY!” a voice shouted behind them. They all twisted around to see a middle-aged man, his face red with rage, standing at the back door. 

“Oh fuck!” Josh called out. He rushed the camera to the cameraman and tucked it in his hands. “We gotta go!” 

“Why? What’s happening?” the cameraman asked, his head spinning. 

“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROPERTY?” the man shouted louder. 

“This isn’t our fucking house, dude,” Sam told the cameraman. “We broke in.” 

“Catch you later!” Jake said before booking it for the side fence, flipping himself over the top of it, and rushing down the street. Josh quickly followed suit behind him. 

Danny gave the cameraman an apologetic smile. 

“Thanks for the opportunity, I hope the video turns out well.” 

The cameraman stood paralyzed, gaping in awe at Danny and Sam, who also disappeared over the fence and out of sight. 

“You’ve got a lot of explaining to do, buddy,” the property owner growled as he approached the cameraman. 

“I wish I could,” was all he managed to say. 

[sakurasfallingstar]

ShiSaku Week: Day 6

Comebacks were always Sakura's favorite. There were interviews, guest staring, dance practices, and just the hype that her favorite group was releasing a new album.

Now that her favorite group was releasing their title track MV, Sakura couldn't wait until the school bell rang. At the moment, she didn't really find Iruka's lecture of the invasion of mist on their homeland a priority. She drowned out his lecture, eyeing as the minutes ticked on by.

"Just a few more minutes," she thought,.

Her hands twitched with anticipation, toward her bag.

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!

that was her cue, she grabbed her bag in a hurry, and practically ran out the door. Their was no way Sakura was going to to miss this. Not this time. She unlocked her bike and pedaled as fast as she could home.

There were only a few more minutes until the MV was released, and she wasn't going to miss their special message from the group. It was something they always did seconds before the release. She's missed so many times previously, but this time would be her chance to catch it.

By the time she got home, there were only 5 minutes until the premiere. She hopped off her bike, not caring as it fell on its side, unlocked her front door, and ran inside.

"I'm home," she shouted, as she ran to her.

Her parents could only stare at eachother a bit dumbfounded.

"Well, she's your daughter," said her mother to her father, before resuming with dinner.

Shutting the door to her, she jumped on her bed, turned on the TV, and set up NinTube.

Clicking the video, she saw that the count down had already began.then it all turned white.

"Obito, I think the camera's good. You can move away now," said Sasuke.

Sakura's been stanning this group from their debut, she can already tell who is who, with just a picture of their nose. Of course she'd be able to tell who's talking without seeing who's talking.

"Ok. Ok," Obits said, moving away from the camera to stand with his group.

"Ichi, ni, san. Hello, we are F4N," they introduced together with a bow and wave.

Sakura couldn't help, the smile that spread across her face.

"There's my favorite person, " Shisui said, with excitement to the camera.

"Shisui, don't you mean 'persons?'' You'll  have Celebrities saying you're flirting with them," joked Itachi.

"Well, maybe I am," he replied, before turning to the camera yelling, "Celebrities, I love you!"

Shisui then began to do do some silly, cutesy poses.

'He's so cute,' Sakura thought with a giggle, as she watched her bias. She's sure she'll find screenshots on Tweeter later. She'll download them then.

"Shisui, quit it. We're on a time limit," stressed Sasuke.

"Oh, right."

"Anyways, we worked really hard on this MV. Each of us did our best with this concept, despite it being different from our usual stuff," began Itachi.

"Yes, got to admit. I am kinda happy we are not wearing our usual amount of eyeliner," commented Obito.

"Yes, and since we've gone with a more  bright and upbeat concept; we hope you'll enjoy seeing this side of ourselves," Sasuke, said with a smile.

"Now, without further ado, let's roll the MV," Shisui said, winking at the camera.

That wink almost killed Sakura.

The video began with them out on a boat enjoying the sun. Then, the next thing you see is them shipwrecked on an island. The music begins then. It's upbeat and makes you want to dance.

Each one of them is trying to make the island livable, from starting a bond fire to setting up some Christmas lighs around the area. Shisui even chased Sasuke around with some seaweed.

By the end of it seemed like they set up for a beach party. It was a fun concept.

Sakura was sure that this song would be the summer anthem  of the year.

Notes

Group Name: F4N (pronounced FAN)

Members (oldest to youngest): Obito, Shisui, Itachi, and Sasuke

Fandom name: Celebrities

(Get it? Cause they are their fans' biggest fan. Ok, I'll stop.)

Shisui is Sakura's ultamite bias.

Most of their concepts are dark or horror. Some may even call ot erotic...

@shisakuweek

[i-keepmyideals]

Akira Toriyama

My first anime were Pokemon, Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, Inuyasha and Dragon Ball Z. They were all on air at the same time when I was really little. The first time I saw DBZ was when I was like, five years old. I had just come home from my morning kindergarten class and my older sister was in like 4th grad at that point, so I was home alone with my dad for most of the school day, I would sit at the living room table and turn to Cartoon Network. Toonami used to come on in the afternoons and I think this might have been a marathon. The first episode of Dragon Ball Z I saw as the second episode when Raditz had touch down on earth. I was so into this man with crazy big hair fighting this guy in a orange jump suit and a green alien. It was fast paced and fun. After that, I was hooked. My sister didn't really care for anime other than Sailor Moon, so she wouldn't play fight with me, but I didn't care much. I'd just watch TV and pretend to be fighting with Goku

I'm from a small village of about 3,000 people. I'm black and there were other black families, white families, Hispanic families, I think my sister had a Japanese friend at some point. It was a very mixed community and everyone was welcome and everyone had their quirks. I was the only person that really watched anime, but I didn't feel ostracized. That is, until we moved to the south side of Chicago where it was, like, a 99% black community and people weren't so open minded. And the kids were mean in a way I wasn't used to. It was hard growing up as a black girl that liked anime. It's still kinda hard now in some places, but I held on to my favorite anime and they helped me make the right handful of friends.

I remember watching Resurrection F and getting so excited for Dragon Ball again. I remember being really little and my dad buying VHS tapes because they were Dragon Ball Z and I'd really want them. At that time we didn't know that the VHS tapes were waaaaaayyyy ahead of the US airing of the show so I was confused when one tape was somewhere in the Cell Saga and the androids were there lmao I remember not being super into Super, ironically. I remember laughing at 2AM with my friend like a year or two ago when I found out there were characters named Granola and the Heeters and losing our shit about it. I'm looking forward to Daima and I really want to play Sparking Zero when it comes out. I saw an article a week ago where Toriyama was talking about how excited he was to be working on some projects.

And then last night about ten minutes after I came in from work, another friend on discord told us Akira Toriyama passed away. And I was in disbelief, cuz ain't no way he died. He has so much going on and was looking forward to. And I think that's what made me cry after a while last night. He was so excited, so happy and so in love with what he did. Thinking about how he won't be able to work on these things anymore and see them come to fruition made me so sad. I was sad for his family for losing a loved one so suddenly and keeping that to themselves and grieving for a week before sharing it with the public. And then finally, I cried for that huge chunk of my life that was shaped by Akira Toriyama.

He didn't just make an anime or a cartoon, he made childhoods. He was an inspiration. So many mangaka we have today were influenced by him. Oda, my favorite manga and anime creator Kubo, Kishimoto. the creators of the big three, all point to Toriyama as their biggest inspiration. Without Toriyama, the world of anime would look very different. A lot of out lives would be very different. He is the reason why a lot of us began to draw, or learn Japanese, or get into making music. Yeah, we might not have known him personally, but he still touched our lives in some way, whether you are a Dragon Ball fan or a Chrono Trigger fan, or something else in between.

So, don't feel embarrassed or silly for mourning the death of a technical stranger. He did a lot for the medium and a lot for us fans. It's only natural to feel saddened when someone like that passes away. Same for when Kazuki Takahashi passed or Stan Lee. Yeah, I might have clowned Dragon Ball Super, but it didn't really matter. Toriyama was doing another victory lap at that point. He truly did it all. He did so much work that I think I can really say rest easy and in peace.

Thank you Akira Toriyama for creating a safe space for me when times were tough I faced really harsh bullies. When things were really looking down, I could think of Goku's goofy smile and turn on an episdoe of Dragon Ball Z and feel a little better. Thank you for being such an inspiration to myself and other creators I look up to. Thank you for working so hard, you did amazing work.

[missnobodymadness]

Hello! 🩷 I hope you're having a lovely day or night! How about these three for the ask game? 🍀🖤🌙

Hiiii, So happy to see you here again! :D I am doing good tonight, thanks! I hope you are also feeling better today, thank you so much for the asks, I really appreciate it and I'm very excited to answer them. :P

"🍀 what is your comfort show/series and why is it your comfort show? How has it helped you?"

Ohhh, one of the deep ones, very interesting. xD Alright, I have some comfort shows but I will talk about my biggest comfort ones, they are: Spy x Family, Naruto and The Walking Dead.

Spy x Family turned into a comfort show of mine because how easy the story is to follow, how the characters are very loveable and relatable and let's be honest...THE CUTENESS! xD I am a manga reader so I know the show is not exactly cute but I am mostly talking about Anya, while Yor is my favourite character, Anya is so damn comforting to me, which is ironic because I am childfree. I can see a lot of myself in her, I know exactly how her fear of abandonment feels and I feel like that kinda of built a connection between me and her character, I just want to adopt her and take care of her, telling her that everything is gonna be alright, I never had that while growing up and I want her to just have everything I never had and seeing her getting that somehow always makes me feel really happy...if Loid abandons her after his mission is over I am gonna hate him so much. :'D I feel like she kinda of heals my inner child for a while.

Naruto...well, I grew up watching Naruto and it taught me so much that I feel like the anime kind of build a certain part of who I am today. It's a mix os nostalgy and belonging, I actually shared a post someone else wrote that expresses exactly why Naruto is so important and comforting to me, here it is!

The Walking Dead gives me comfort because it is my favourite TV show ever and I feel very attached to lots of characters, I feel like the show kinda of helps me dealing with my darkest side and obsessive thoughts by showing how fucked up the world is when desperation kicks in. I also felt a deep connection to my girl Tara, I miss her so damn much.

"🖤 favorite hobbies outside of your blog"

I am very limited when it comes to hobbies, mostly because I can't really feel pleasure or excitment when engaging in activities but I do have a few that still give me a good time: Researching about lions, orcas and sharks, updating myself on the lion dynamics of the African reserves, playing Pokémon hacks and write about my OCs (which is kinda what I do here as well anyway so this one doesn't count much LOL).

My favourite used to be reading books but I haven't been able to read anything in years, my attention span got so short that I can't keep focus anymore, it is really upsetting.

"🌙 your zodiac (Sun, Moon, Rising)"

According to some friends of mine, my combo is crazy: I am a Gemini with moon on Scorpius and rising Leo. I confess I am not a believer but people who are always get shocked with that combo...why? I have no idea. LMAO

[toontruelove]

Oswald x (toon) dragon reader maybe? Can be normal or nsfw (I'm an adult, just in case)

Ello! Sorry for the wait!! First time really writing for a dragon toon reader but this was fun i hope that it is alright! Also didn’t know if you wanted male or female pronouns so I used gender neutral terms! ^^ and i wasn’t sure what type of toon dragon the reader was gonna be so i made it so that it is up to the imagination.

The day was calm for you and Ozwald, well it was one of the rare ones where you and him were able to have a calm day, Mickey was babysitting the little ones and it was just you and him. You two were on the couch just snuggling together, your head was on his lap as you read a book and he was gently rubbing your shoulder as he watched tv. It was a comfortable calm for you two but soon you set your book down and sat up to face him. Confused he looked at you as you sat up wondering if something was wrong but seeing you lean into him his face started to turn red. Laughing a bit you sat on his lap making him stiffen up as you gently held his face and tilted it up So he was looking up at you. You enjoyed the look he was giving you. His eyes were half lidded and his lips were slightly parted with his ears back. “Mmm snuggle bun~” you purred with a sultry tone as you ran your paw down one of his ears and lightly dragged your claws up it making him shiver a bit but the smirk on your face only grew. “Y-yes hun?” he asked with a stutter. Leaning down to him you whispered. “I want you~” you purred before capturing his lips in a kiss. Oswald closed his eyes and kissed back as he ran his hands up your hips and slowly moved them up to your wings. With a groan you slowly spread them out before breaking the kiss, licking your lips you held his face and whispered into his ear. “No touching~” you teased, making him whine a bit before letting you go and placing his hands on the back of the couch. “No touching.” he said as he took a breath. He knew the game you liked to play with him and he always lost, but it doesn’t mean he can’t try, he is a lucky rabbit after all!

After taking a deep breath he looked up at you and nodded. “Ready” he said with a determined look on his face. Seeing the look only lit the fire in you more as you started to kiss his lips again before moving down to his cheek and neck. You linger on his neck a bit longer just dragging your tongue across a sensitive spot you had marked earlier in the week, it was cute watching him squirm trying to hide it from everyone. None of his shirt collars could reach it so he had to wear a scarf to hide it. “B-babe” he gasped out making you lick the spot more before kissing his shoulder a bit before moving to his chest. Humming a bit you started to bite the buttons off of his shirt making him jump a bit but not so much that he hurt you. Once the buttons were bitten off and spat out you started to cover his chest in kisses and licks as you moved down you were soon sitting on your knees in front of him. Seeing him struggle to keep his hands off of you was making your tail swish from side to side slowly, making sure not to knock things over and it was exciting seeing him struggle  when normally he was always calm and in control about things. “You’re doing so good Ozzy” you teased as you opened his shirt and started to drag your claws down his chest. Making him gasp and tilt his head back in an effort to not groan. “Well I kinda have to, you did tell me not to touch.” he said as he looked down at you and the look you were giving him made him just want to reach out to gently put his hand on your cheek. But he knew better. And to stop himself he dug his nails into the couch to anchor himself. “That is true.” you teases as your ears flicked at the sound his nails made on the couch, smirking you started to kiss and drag your sharp teeth down his chest, making him shudder more but a moan was ripped from his throat as you started to rub the tent that was in his shorts. “F-fuck!” he groaned out as he dug his nails into the couch more and started to thump his foot on the floor. This was your favorite reaction from him, to you it was so cute but knew he was nearing his limit where he would pounce onto you. “Just a little more ozzy~’ you purred at him as you continued to rub the tent making him moan out more. “Mmmh!” Oswald bit his lip to try and keep his mind clear but it was quickly fogging up as you continued to move your hand. He was in bliss till he heard the zipper finally moving down and it made his ears perk up, he was more than ready for what was to come as he looked down at you. Licking your lips you pulled his cock out of his shorts and gave it a few pumps before you slid your tongue over the head at first slowly till till you slowly started to take his dick into your mouth, making sure that your needle point teeth didn’t hurt him but you knew he liked a sense of danger. Oswald watched as you slowly took his dick into your mouth and swallowed hard as he started to thump his foot harder. He wanted, no he needed to touch you, to take you and make you squeal but he had to wait. “H-hun…” he whimpered out as you started to slowly suck him off. Slowly moving your head up and slowly down and not once breaking eye contact with him.

Knowing he was at his limit you slowly pulled him out of your mouth with a soft ‘pop’ sound and moved away from him. At first he was confused, thinking that he lost the game till you brush your tail under his chin. When he felt it moving up he followed it and to you as you led him to the bedroom.

As soon as you two got to the bedroom he shut the door as you laid on the bed and with one flick of your tail, gesturing him towards you he quickly took the rest of his clothes off, tossed them to the side and pulled you into a kiss as he got onto the bed, not caring for the taste as he moved his hand down to your entrance and slowly started to get you ready. 

You whimpered at the feeling of his fingers in you as he prepped you. “Just relax~” he purred and nuzzled into your cheek, making you open and close your claws a bit and digging them into the bed a bit. Taking a deep breath you nodded as you started to slowly relax and when you were fully relaxed Oswald started to slowly move his fingers in your entrance, making you squirm and gasp a bit and hearing you couldn't help but smirk as he continued to slowly move his fingers. “J-jerk rabbit” you gasped out making him snicker a bit. “A jerk rabbit that is about t-” Oswald couldn’t finish what he was saying as his ear perked up in attention and with a frustrated groan the front door opened and the sound of a stampede came into the house as Mickey’s voice echoed in the hall. “We're back!” he called out making you and Oswald groan in frustration. “Next time.” you said as you planted a kiss onto Oswald’s cheek making him snicker. “And I'll make sure you can’t walk.” he said with a purr as he kissed your cheek before getting up. As you watched him get dressed and calm himself down by splashing some water from a water bottle onto his face, with a shake of his head he finished getting dressed and walked out of the bedroom to greet Mickey and the kids.

You watched him go and just smiled as you got dressed yourself. “He really is one Lucky rabbit.” you said to yourself with a stretch and walked out of the room.

[journal-69]

6/7/2024

I've been having rushed mornings and forgetting in the evening, but I am trying to remind myself to write. Even if just a little bit I have been finding it really nice to put my energy into something, it feels nice to sit down and just allow myself to recall my day and process what I've been doing.

This week has been nice, and I actually have been getting out and spending my time doing things. Tuesday I went and signed the lease to the studio, which I'm beyond excited about. It's now very very real and I really have to make sure I'm putting in the work. After that I dropped off some screens at a printing studio and went to meet a friend at Prospect park. The weather was stunning and it was so nice to catch up. He's such a kind and tender person I really love spending time with him. From there I had to do a press errand so I made my way to the village and had to deal with an incompetent stylist, but it's alright I just like complaining about them.

On Wednesday I started my day with yoga, and wow was it really something. We really worked on strength and it was so hot and humid in there I sweat through my entire shirt. I had set an intention to really be aware of my body and work on what I needed to let go and one way or another I truly believe I did. From there my friend and I went to theirs and did a lil styling and took photos. If I'm honest I did not feel like I was rocking the photos but I do hope they came out, I think I was a bit confused by the direction which made me a lil less confident. However, I'm excited to see them and I hope they work out. From there I came home and ended up going to bed pretty early. I have definitely been getting sleepy early, I think because the sun is rising so early my body is more in line with that.

Yesterday I did a draping class, which was so cute. It was my friend and I and then a whole bunch of aunties. I was kinda in love with them all and the space felt very special, low-stakes and free-flowing. From there I went to LIC for a liquidation sale and bought a whole bunch of random stuff for the studio. It was beyond humid outside and I was wearing a lot of clothing for the weather so I was pretty disgusting when getting home and I think because of that I got ready for bed pretty early. I ended up just doing gua sha and watching a little tv and then going to bed around 11. It was my friend's bday but I wanted to make sure I had time today to really set myself up for my new job!

Okay over the recounting of events. Today I'm trialing at a new luxury store and I'm actually very excited. On Wednesday before bed I spent quite a bit of time looking into the brands, reading about them and the store and it's a fascinating concept. I think this will be an exciting and new opportunity to interact with fashion in a different way. I want to spend a lot more time looking into the history of brands and widening my knowledge of what I know. I'm hoping this will give me a steady enough income to pay my rent and have enough to get by alright. If I do a couple of days a week there I should be able to make this work.

I'm very grateful for the way things are turning out this year. Talking to my new studio mates and seeing everything come together has been so grounding. I know that what we are creating is going to be quite magical. I think for me it's something I've been missing for a long time so being the one to get to mold and define it is so exciting. I believe it will transform into something I didn't even think possible.

I can't wait to see my community grow as well. Through this, the abundance I feel will expand and become more physical. I can see a lot of opportunities being born from this experience and I'm excited to find out more.

I don't even know what I'm saying anymore so I think this is enough for today!

[notebookmusical]

Sorry I never replied last night! If you want to pick an emoji that's cool and nice and sweet of you..but I don't have anything specific in mind. Maybe a pink heart..idk. Anyway I might go to Barbie tonight..the theater closest to me is packed and mostly sold out so I'll have to see if my sister will want to drive to another one. It's also cheap day and I know it was a big movie but I don't usually go to movie theaters. We had the same problem when we wanted to see The Little Mermaid last month so we will see. I'm so bad at watching new movies too. I used to keep a list but I don't think I've watched a movie I loved in a while. Sometimes I watch nothing but shows for a while but other times I watch nothing but movies for a while lol and I'm on shows right now.

Thanks for the tips! We will probably eat before the show or after but it's good to know! I will also probably just get clips of some songs too but there's also some where I wouldn't want that song but the sets kinda cool like Willow or Tolerate It or the tongue or costume change during Midnight Rain lol. I also just like being mostly in the moment. That's why I'm kinda sad I couldn't go to both nights but that's okay. I think the performance im most excited for is Enchanted with Long Live..since I never went to Speak Now tour..and I love the dresses. Next would definitely be ATW 10 since it's my favorite song..and getting to scream Cruel Summer! Also anything from Folklore and Midnights that hasn't been seen live yet.

Haha I actually don't enjoy Tis the Damn Season as much as other people so I think I would prefer seeing No Body No Crime..it's probably fun to see live. Also ya that's why I said I wasn't worried about surprise songs cuz any song is a good one..cuz maybe I haven't seen it performed before if it's an older song or even if it was Rep..then it's probably a song I like anyway. For the few songs I wouldn't want, I meant It's Time to Go or Closure lol. I'm also kinda iffy on Happiness and Tell Me Why. Some girl I follow is apparently going to the same show and loves It's Time to Go though lol. I would be happier with Right Where You Left Me or Renegade though. I'm not really picky with which instruments either..it's not something I think about honestly. But I always think about when before she starts playing..if she doesn't do a speech..how exciting it is to finally recognize the song..even if it's one I don't care for.

you're totally fine, friend! no need to apologize!! i've put you under the 🩷 anon tag on my blog 🤍 the pink heart emoji is a solid choice! i'm still a bit upset that we never got a pastel pink heart but i do like the bright pink heart! it's very barbie-core. did you end up seeing barbie yesterday? my entire twitter/tiktok fyp is just barbie stuff and i want to go back and rewatch it so bad! hoping that you're able to avoid spoilers if you haven't seen it yet!

i really want to see the little mermaid, but never got around to doing it. maybe i'll luck out and it'll be on one of my flights later this year — or i'll just catch it on streaming. what are some of your favorite movies and tv shows? i do "movie nights" with some friends sometimes, and i've been trying to watch more/different things this year! jamie has suggested a few horror movies, which i've really enjoyed too even though i'm very much not a horror girlie. i'm even worse with tv shows, but i'm currently kind of watching the summer i turned pretty season two.

the speak now — and fearless sets were so nostalgic for me! and all too well 10 is so fun! just everything about eras is so fun and so perfect and i hope you have the time of your life!! remember to hydrate and wear good shoes! i really like tis the damn season, but didn't feel like i was missing out — especially since we got the first performance of no body no crime. it was just ... electric. taylor and haim's energy play off each other so well. i loveeee tell me why, i think it's so fun and i really like closure but most of my friends don't haha! i'm so surprised she hasn't played right where you left me yet, but i don't think she'll play renegade unfortunately since it's technically a big red machine song! for my shows, i was actually so surprised she didn't sing anything from folklore or speak now, and i was so confidently telling my friend (manifesting) like "this is going to be foolish one" when she was doing the message in a bottle speech but nope! we got a red vault track — which i love, no complaints! just surprised she didn't do a speak now vault. hope you're having a good wednesday (or thursday, if you're seeing this then)! only a couple more days till your eras show! 🤍 i'll be tuned in on a livestream to see what surprise songs you get! xx

[koalas-koalas-everywhere]

I know this is not a serious question, but the critic (as in analyst) in me has been turning it over.

First - the show has that heteronormative, "if a man and a woman interact that's romance" thing going on, but on steroids. I remember when I watched that episode where Frankie confesses to Nina that he saw an ufo and she gets him a telescope, and I thought "hey, I could dig this". It was a pretty casual thought and they never interacted that deeply again so I forgot about it, but, apparently, the showrunners were convinced that they were telling some love story in the sidelines. Like, them getting together, even after I acknowledged their potential, came out of nowhere to me. Because it did.

Second - for some reason, the show acts like it was made in the 90's/early 2000's, before netflix/available streaming became the default. It's very episodic, where episodes are very self-contained and disconnected to reflect the past reality that you probably wouldn't be able to watch them in order or from the start, either of the season or of the episode, so the audience had to immediately 1) understand and 2) be interested in what they were seeing in order to stop channel surfing. This would very much NOT be the case for a 2011 tv show. Sure, it still wouldn't have the currently universal "netflix structure", much more serialized (aka the episodes are more connected, there's more emphasis on season arcs and it's all overall more cohesive). For comparison, look at The Mentalist - it's based on a "case of the week" structure, like R&I, but there's also very clear season and even show arcs. R&I didn't even bother with season arcs until s6. But okay, that's not a bad thing, despite how I might make it sound lmao, it's just odd. Except for how it tended to bite them in the butt when it came to love interests, because one would be introduced in one episode, not mentioned for a few more, maybe, like with Casey and Agent Dean, they'd come back eventually for another one, and by the next time the showrunners just kinda relied on exposition on who they were and why you were meant to care about them, but you just... didn't. Because they'd appeared for like 5 minutes all put together. And, mixed with the first point about how they just tended to rely on heteronormativity and the presence of two (supposedly - sorry, but it's the truth!) attractive people to create the assumption of romance and chemistry, it just didn't tend to go well.

I mean, look at Casey. He gets introduced in the first ep of season 2, right? I don't even remember how much he and Jane interact. Then, a few episodes later, he's supposed to go to Jane's high school reunion with her, bu he can't. We're supposed to be sorry for her, because she was really excited about meeting with him, but it feels a bit... flat. I don't know the guy! They interact a bit more throughout the episode through Skype, Jane is conveniently almost-naked for some of it and it's just fine. Then he comes back from (wherever, war), doesn't tell Jane, in fact, he insists they can't be together and she makes this sweeping declaration of love that, once again, falls flat. I'm over here like "who even is this guy?!" - and I, unlike any theoretical new viewers, do in fact know who this guy is. New viewers just get told he's this guy Jane likes a lot, they're some kind of high school star-crossed sweethearts and now she's really sad. It's all very sad, isn't it? And you're like. I guess. Not really. And it doesn't really get better as he keeps appearing because the writers keep sending him away and creating a lot more drama than they've built the relationship to sustain emotionally for the viewers. At most, you want them to get together so they'll stop whining about it, and maybe out of the vague awareness that they've been in this push and pull for long enough that it can kinda constitute an actual relationship, which they kinda skipped on building before the drama started.

Third - it's the part I don't really like saying, because it's mean, but it's the truth. Angie Harmon struggles to establish chemistry with other characters. Even with Sasha Alexander, it took her a bit to find a good balance between mean and jokey when Jane mocked Maura. Or maybe we can look at it in a kinder way - she's too good at playing uncomfortable, because that's all I see when Jane interacts with men she's supposed to be attracted to. She's a lot more comfortable playing smitten, once she's reached a more stable place in the relationship (when she's past the guessing stage with Casey, when Martinez comes back the second time), than crushing, where she just looks like she'd rather be anywhere but with these people. The last few episodes? where she's supposed to be falling in love with Davies? When he invites her to dinner? It's just painful to watch. (To be clear, she does great with the case victims.) I keep going back to Martinez, where she looks so uncomfortable that I was half-convinced he was supposed to be harassing her. If Maura wasn't there to inform me that they were having crazy sexual tension, I would've had serious doubts. I did buy it when he came back that last time.

So, taking all of this into account, why are Jane and Maura so much more attractive as a couple? Because they actually interact, for starters. Talk about topics that aren't how much they're attracted to each other or what their relationship is/will be/should be like (although they do that enough to make you go "👀 oh??👀👀👀👀 you're making shared bucket lists????👀👀👀 do tell"). Because, when you put on Rizzoli & Isles, you expect to see Rizzoli and Isles, and that, along with the murders, because this is a detective show, is what the show has to sell you on. So, again, they interact, in a way that, by necessity, is there, not in flashbacks, or expositions, or retellings. That relationship has to carry the show. If that falls apart, anything else that they do right falls apart, too. Third, Harmon was given time to get used to Alexander and develop Jane's dynamic with Maura.

Why do Rizzoli and Isles have more chemistry with one another than with any of the men they date?!

I started a re-watch of the show Friday night(April 7th), and my niece started watching it with me, and within four episodes, she asked me, "Do you they ever get together? Because they should. They're adorable together." She also asked who I thought was the bottom and who was the top....I feel like I should worry about that since she's 12!

Anyways, my lesbian heart can barely take it.

[ob-levi-on]

characters: modern day! levi ackerman x female reader, with minor mentions & dialouge interactions with other aot characters

content warnings (minors dni!): established relationship, public sex (kinda), oral (female receiving), doggystyle, creampie <3

word count: 5.141 (5,141)

author's note: it's been a little bit, my darlings! school and work has really taken a toll on me, but i'm glad i was able to release something for you! as always, feedbacks and reblogs are always appreciated :P i hope you enjoy!

it was a perfect saturday night. sundown was falling, with you and your lover cuddled on the couch. your head nuzzled in the crook of levi’s neck, and a positive hum escaped him. you blush, holding tight onto the blanket that covered you both.

you intently watched a romantic drama on the tv, while levi read a book. he wasn’t the type to watch too much television, instead, he put his attentive eyes onto a good book. but he would rather be with you every chance that he got. so, as you enjoyed your show, levi held you and read a mystery novel.

“oh my god,” you whisper to yourself, excited because a romantic scene was taking place. the overall comment makes levi curious. the raven darts his eyes from the book to the television, and the camera focuses on a shirtless man. levi nearly chokes on his own spit, and his hand tightens around the book.

levi’s stomach twists and turns.

“haven’t you seen this one before?” he states bluntly. the question was meant to be innocent, when in reality he couldn’t stand the idea of another man–shirtless and fictional nonetheless–catching your attention.

you didn’t catch onto the issue. “what’s wrong with rewatching something?” you ask, tilting your head upwards to look at levi.

had it been anyone else, levi wouldn’t have cared. but this is you that we’re talking about. the only woman who accepted him, facade and all, without any judgment. the one who never expected anything from him at first sight. the one who held him when he couldn’t bottle his emotions any further. the one who he deeply loved, with his whole heart and soul.

so yeah, he might’ve been a little jealous. the poor man couldn’t help it.

levi doesn’t know how to respond to your comment, because you’re definitely right, there really is no sin in rewatching anything. even so, the raven does not want to look into your eyes…because he knows that he’ll accept anything you say if he does. he can feel your innocent orbs gazing at him, and the man keeps rereading the same sentence in his book in order to focus away from you.

you opened your mouth to say anything, but the buzz from levi’s phone interrupts the moment. your partner sighs, setting his book down and reaching for his phone in his pocket. your body naturally shifts so he can read whatever notification he got, sitting cross-legged on the couch and watching your show.

other than the sound of the tv, it is quiet for only a few beats. after reading the text he got, levi glances at you and then at the tv screen. the shirtless man is gone now, and levi felt somewhat relieved. he takes the moment to kiss your cheek, and stands.

the kiss catches you off guard for just a moment, but you smile. “where are you going?” you ask, thinking that he wouldn’t actually go anywhere.

“there are some issues at work. carla needs me.”

the smile from your face slowly fades.

levi held a very important position at his job, so it was natural for him to be needed. but it was rather annoying that he would be called in from his days off, the only times where you two could really enjoy each other’s company in full. it’s happened more than once, and it was happening again.

“on a saturday? can’t it wait until monday?” you pout, looking at him.

the raven turns towards you, and leans down to plant another kiss onto your forehead. “i’m afraid not, love. it’ll be a few hours, max. after that, i’ll come straight back here. i promise.”

knowing that he was leaving made your gut wrench. after all, levi was your everything. the list of reasons why was too long and thorough to go through.

you wanted him to stay, you really did. but convincing him to do so would be difficult.

one of levi’s wonderful traits was the constant need to help. he did not care who you were or what was wrong–he would try to help you regardless of what was going on. he did not care if the world burned down in the background as he did so. in his mind, helping others in a time of need, no matter how personal or impersonal it was, was something greatly important for him to do–whenever he could. you admired that about him, since there weren't many people who thought or acted that way. because of that, you knew that there was really no chance of convincing him to stay.

you sigh, bringing out your pinky towards his face. “promise?”

levi playfully rolls his eyes, but nonetheless connects his own pinky with yours. “promise.”

“what time did he get home?”

“he left at 5:30 pm. didn’t come home until 2:00 am.” you state, playing with a box of cigarettes with your hands.

hange stares at you with wide eyes. “and this was for work…right?”

you only nod.

hange was your best friend, and also levi’s co-worker. while they didn’t work in the same department, she knew enough to understand your concerns.

“maybe i would understand if it was once or twice but…”hange trails off.

you shrug, taking a cigarette out of the box and lighting it. “do you know a carla?”

hange freezes for a moment. “i know carla yeager, wife of grisham yeagar, the new ceo of the company…”

you hum, inhaling smoke and then releasing it.

hange squints at you. “why?”

“levi said that carla needed him last night. and a few other times, too.”

“please?”

levi sat upwards on the bed, looking at you. the two of you were getting ready for bed, and you were doing your nightly routine.

you brushed your teeth, simply staring at him. you walk back into the bathroom to finish the process, coming back out when you’re done.

levi had already laid down. he faced you, laying down on his side, with open arms.

the sight was too cute and wholesome to ignore. you get into bed, cuddling up to your lover, who immediately embraced you the first chance he could.

you loved levi too much to stay upset at him for long. you were absolutely certain that levi would never be unfaithful to you, but the intentions of others recently has been putting you on the edge.

it was totally possible that carla truly needed levi for work related issues. but it is the fact that she takes him from you that riles up this sour taste in your mouth. the bitter flavor of jealously salivated there, and you did your best to hold it back. because at the end of the day, you didn’t like this feeling. the recent events and your emotions tried to make it seem as if levi was your property, which is not the case. he was your lover, yes, but in no way or form did he physically belong to you. that’s why you hated feeling so envious of others.

but you couldn’t help it.

“so?” levi asks, lightly resting his head on top of yours. his soft voice brings you out of your thoughts.

you sigh. “we went to the gala last year.”

“i know we did, babe. but it was strongly encouraged for me to be in attendance this year.”

strongly encouraged by who, you can’t help to think.

“will carla be there?” you ask.

levi was surprised you mentioned his superior’s name. but he answers nonetheless, stating,“it’s very likely. but so will my men–marco, mobilt, jean, and the others. hell, even those of hange’s department will be there.”

you stay silent, rubbing circles on levi’s chest.

levi continues. “i know you don’t like going to those types of things…”

the raven had noticed your silence, and he frowned. he lowered his head to whisper in your ear.

“can i tell you a secret?”

had you not been feeling somewhat blue, the whispering would have ignited a passionate desire. but you close your eyes and simply hum.

“i don’t like going to those things either. i would much rather be here, at home, with you…i’d do that a thousand times over than having to converse with those snobby bastards.”

levi’s words manage to put a smile on your face, a familiar warmth resting onto your cheeks. you snuggle your head further into levi’s chest so he wouldn’t see, and the notion warms levi’s heart.

a comfortable silence rested amongst you two. even though you didn’t respond to levi, the man would never force you to reply. the conversation stopped there. levi planted a kiss onto your head, before embracing you tighter and closing his eyes.

“promise me one thing, levi.”

“yes, my love?”

“don’t leave my side.”

“i promise.”

as your partner walks you through the crowd, you try to mentally prepare yourself for the evening. the lively and bright atmosphere made you a little anxious, and you hold onto levi a little tighter.

levi gives you a comforting smile. the raven was aware of your worries. these types of events always made you nervous. you were one to fumble under peering eyes, especially in an environment that you weren’t familiar with. that’s just how you were.

for that reason, he was so grateful you agreed to come. he would show you how grateful he was later.

“y/n!” you jump at the sound of your name, and levi holds you. you turn to the source of the sound, and you are relieved to see hange approaching you.

hange and her date, mobilt, stand in front of you. the woman smiles at you and glances at levi, her smile faltering for a millisecond before regaining her smile. her attention turns to you, and her eyes widen at your appearance.

“you look amazing!” she states, stepping in for a hug. you hug hange back, and release moments after.

“nothing compared to you!” you compliment, returning your hands onto levi’s arm.

mobilt, hange’s date, holds her. “y/n, you didn’t tell me that my boss was so romantic. the two of you are matching!”

“that was a mere coincidence.” levi states bluntly. you try to hide a smile, because seeing levi as a cold-blooded superior was so unnatural to you.

levi’s statement was quite funny, because you knew the truth. he, in fact, let you choose a dress first. the raven then picked his tuxedo after, and when you questioned him about choosing a similar color like that of your dress, the man simply stated that he liked the color (but in his head, he liked LOVED the idea of you two matching). still wary of his response, you turned your head and squinted your eyes at him. levi held your stare briefly, before winking.

for reference, levi wore a beige colored tuxedo, with a white collar. instead of a tie, levi wore his signature handkerchief–a tribute to his mother. you wore a champagne colored gown, with a high slit on the left side that revealed your leg.

the familiarity of the people around made you feel a little better about being at the gala. the atmosphere, tense for you only moments ago, was now much more relaxed.

and levi held his arm around your waist the entire time.

time passes. “so then mobilt ran some more tests, and boom! the formula worked,” hange says, looking upwards at her date with a fond expression.

“if it wasn’t for heichou and brains over here,” mobilt starts, glancing at hange. “the formula wouldn’t have been possible. i just did what i was told.”

levi rolls his eyes at the nickname. “oi, moblit, you ever heard about teaching your seniors with some respect?”

you laugh, and the group follows. levi grumbles, looking away for a moment.

the conversation continues, and you notice a woman approaching. the woman has a serious face as her eyes briefly meet yours, before glancing over to levi and letting out a grin. eventually, everyone notices her.

hange, who was laughing just moments ago, stops. as you eye the woman in front of you, you can feel hange peeking at you.

“i’m so glad that you decided to come, levi.”

“i’m happy to have made it.” levi states, nodding courteously at the woman.

“it’s nice to see you as well, moblit, hange,” the woman nods towards them. her eyes then land on yours.

“aren’t you going to introduce me to your friend, levi?”

“of course. carla, this is y/n, my girlfriend.” he explains, using his hand to gesture to you. the raven smiles at you warmly. “y/n, this is carla, my superior.”

you nod to the woman, despite your blood boiling. “it’s nice to meet you,” you greet.

“levi, how could you not tell me you had a girlfriend? she’s as lovely as a dove.” carla states. the older woman grins, but you’re not sure if it is sincere.

“you gotta keep the good ones hidden, ma’am,” mobilt responds, holding hange a little closer. “or else others will want to take them from ‘ya!”

levi nods. the man proceeds to look at you with a twinkle in his eye, his thumb caressing your hip. the man grins at you, and you can’t help but smile back at him. it was true–the eyes are the window to the soul. just with this gaze alone, you could feel the immeasurable weight of love that levi had for you. you hoped that your gaze felt that way for him, too.

“i suppose that’s true.” carla says loudly, and squints momentarily at the two of you. she changes her direction back to your boyfriend. “levi, there are some people who would like to meet you. i thought i would come and escort you to them.”

levi finally looks away to his superior. he nods. “could you tell me where they are? i’ll stop by in a moment, erwin needs to see me first.”

carla simply blinks. “well, since i’m already here, i thought–”

“that’s right!” hange adds, poking levi. “erwin asked you for a while ago!”

you furrow your brows in confusion, glancing back at hange to levi.

“i know, i know,” levi says. “carla, i would appreciate it if you told me where the people are. i’ll stop by later.”

you look at carla, and she almost looks dumbfounded. it is silent for just a few beats before she finally replies. “it is the table reserved near the bar. you can’t miss them.”

levi bows his head. “thank you, carla.” he says, and then turns to you. “let’s get going, yeah?”

you nod. the two of you politely excuse yourselves, and walk away. a few moments into the stroll, you lean into levi. “you told me that erwin wasn’t coming.”

levi’s face shows no emotional expression, but he responds. “i did tell you that.”

you blink at your partner. levi looks at you, and sighs.

“hange and i have this thing where if we want to remove ourselves from a work situation, we just say that erwin needs us.”

he looks at you, and your eyes are wide. the sight is quite humorous (and cute), and levi chuckles. “don’t worry too much. he’s in on the joke.”

you shake your head and chuckle to yourself. levi and you walk through a ton of people, until you stop in the middle of an empty hallway. however, it contained beautiful works of prehistoric art.

“figured you’d need a break from all this.” levi states, holding your hand. the action warms your heart, and you squeeze his hand in gratitude. and so, the two of you examine the art together, in a comforting silence.

a few minutes go by. “did i tell you how stunning you look tonight, madam?” levi suddenly says, turning towards you.

“i could say the same thing about you,” you state, stepping backwards as levi stepped closer. “but why the formality?”

your back hits the wall.

levi playfully rolls his eyes. “i was trying to be a gentleman. but it looks like that’s not your type.”

levi stops for a moment, suddenly leaning towards your face. you prepare yourself for a kiss, but in fact, levi aims to whisper in your ear.

“i know what your type is. you…like the bossy guy, right? the one who doesn’t hold himself back. the one who tells you what to do. and gee baby, you listen to him. you do whatever it is he asks of you. and if you do a good job, you love to hear the praise. am i…on the right track?”

you pant softly, not expecting levi to do such a thing. your partner pulls back from your ear, an innocent smile plastered on his face.

“no words, huh? guess i was right.” he states, his face only centimeters from yours. “thank goodness i’m actually a boss, don’t you think? i’m precisely your–”

you cut levi off, your lips passionately crashing onto his. the raven is briefly taken aback, but accepts your advances instantly. the two of you embraced each other with such a fear of letting go, and you were nearly one.

“i gotta show you,” levi pants, smothering you. “i gotta show you how thankful i am you agreed to come to this stupid thing…”

you hum against your partner’s lips, bodies naturally leaning towards each other. “you know i’d do anything for you.”

levi growls, hands exploring your body. “i want to this off of you, now.”

you start wiggling your shoulders so that the straps of your dress would fall, but levi pulls away. the man grabs your hand and takes you down the hall, your straps almost revealing your bare chest.

thankfully, no one was around, and levi opens the door to the women’s bathroom. he knocks briefly to make sure no one was in there. after hearing a prolonged silence, the man brings you in and locks the door behind you.

levi turns to you again, a lewd gaze in his eyes. “naughty baby,” he almost whines, placing his forehead against yours. “you were about to reveal yourself in the open, for anyone who passed by to see. you enjoy the thought of us doing dirty things in public, hmm?”

you blush, his words holding some truth.

“i’m rather ashamed to say,” he whispers, his lips hovering against yours. “my ego can’t handle such things. i’d get too jealous. you’re just too beautiful, you know, everyone would want you. but i want you all to myself…is that so wrong of me?”

you can only shake your head, too stunned to speak. levi’s words were able to explain how you felt about him.

there are moments in one’s life where they know when they’ve made the right choice. as the two of you begin to heavily make out again, you realize that there is no one else you would rather be with.

when you were younger, you had asked your mother how love felt. she could only pat your head, and say you would understand when you were older. in your past relationships, love never made sense to you. it was confusing, hurtful, lonely, and more.

but from the first instance you met levi, you fell for him. the idea of love, loving someone until it hurt, loving someone until your last dying breath, had finally made sense. levi had made the concept and action of loving so abundantly clear that you couldn’t bear to ever let him go.

you’re thinking about these things and more, until levi pulls his lips away from yours. you hadn’t even noticed you moved slightly, with your lower back against the sink counter.

levi surprises you, suddenly going on his knees. you can only blink, as he quickly lifts your dress. because of the high slit in the dress, levi is able to lift your dress and look up at you easily.

at the sight of your panties, levi coos. “so soaked for me already, baby? whatever shall i do?”

the raven tauntingly massages your thighs, causing you to whimper in response. levi chuckles, continuing to massage one thigh but using his free hand to rub your clit through your panties.

levi knew your body quite well. he placed the right amount of pressure on your aroused clit, and your inner walls clenched in response.

levi smirks, stopping momentarily to remove your panties. at the sight of your pretty pussy, levi moans. he doesn’t hesitate for a moment, putting his mouth on you.

you gasp, throwing your head back. as levi works his tongue on you, your hips slowly grind onto his face.

levi is loving the view. he’s a simple guy. he loves to make you cum, it’s wild how he gets off on it. the sounds you make, the neediness your body portrays, the small beads of sweat that come down your forehead, your mouth which makes a cute “o” shape when everything just feels too good…what’s enhancing the nature of his sexual encounter is that it’s out of the bedroom.

thinking about it made levi rock hard. as a result, levi devoured your folds with a new sense of rush, almost as if he was hungry. the man also gets brave enough to insert two fingers into your aching hole, a much needed relief.

as levi devours you with his tongue and fucks you with his fingers, you whine in response, closing your eyes to bear with the pleasure. levi pulls away to breathe, saying, “you gotta look at me, baby, can you do that for me? please?”

like an animal in its natural habitat, levi once again places his mouth onto your cunt. it just felt so right. you gaze down at him, aroused from the look in his eyes being completely filthy–but yearnful at the same time.

the pit in your stomach grows denser. “baby, i’m–” you gasp, a moan escaping your lips.

levi moans on your cunt, the vibrations adding another level of gratifying stimulation. the raven pulls away again, breathing, “cum on my mouth, baby, lemme taste all of you…”

you came merely seconds after levi spoke those words. breathless, your body twitches, and even more so when levi slows down the movements of his tongue and fingers. he does this as you ride out your high, tasting and swallowing all that you have to offer to him.

levi stands once he cleans you up, his lips landing on yours again. this time, the kiss is slow, but that didn’t mean it wasn’t powerful. at the same time, you could feel levi’s cock against your thigh, and the mere fact that you could feel how big it was aroused you once more.

“turn around for me, love.” levi commands, pecking your lips. you could only nod. as you turn around, you make sure to perk your ass right on levi’s crotch, and levi groans at the action. due to the mirror on front of you, you are able to stare at your boyfriend.

you continue, rubbing yourself on him up and down, massaging his cock in the best way. levi can only watch, mesmerized at the pleasure he was feeling from you.

he can wait no longer, stopping you for a moment. the raven unzips his pants and takes his cock out through the opening of his drawers. at the same time, you lifted your dress.

you are just too perfect, levi thinks. he leans down to give your lower back a kiss, a heartwarming thing to do. levi then smacks your ass, and you yelp in surprise.

“god, i’ll never have enough of you,” levi groans, slapping his fat cock onto your ass. the sensation is quite riveting, feeling how heavy it was and how it was already leaking with precum. you couldn’t help but back your hips into him, begging for his cock to be inside you.

“why so impatient, baby?” levi asks, staring back at you through the mirror. “if anything, i should be the impatient one. having to hold myself back as you wore that dress tonight, being so goddamn beautiful…”

you’re flattered, but your head hangs low, desperate for any sort of friction. levi smacks your ass again, and you whine.

levi bites his lip, grabbing his cock and lining it up at your entrance. levi rubs his head there for a few moments, being aroused by how your hole clenches for him.

without notice, levi pushes himself into you. as the raven burrows his cock deep into your cunt, your eyes roll in mere satisfaction. he gasps, and lets you cockwarm him for a moment, so that you can adjust to him properly.

he really had to hold himself back, because he was so tempted to rut into you like mad when your walls choked his cock. but he likes to think that he’s a little more sophisticated than that.

levi understands that it’s time for him to move when your hips push back against him. levi firmly places both hands on your hips, and begins to thrust.

you can’t help but moan when levi enters you again, loving the idea of being completely full of his cock. you also whine as he pulls out, hating the absence of his thick cock.

levi develops a steady pace, his breath hitching as your cunt pulsates around him. the sounds of your ass smacking against levi’s hips echo in the bathroom, almost letting the two of you experience the thrusts all over again.

your pussy is deliciously addictive, and levi strives to feel more of this. levi speeds up the pace just a little, rutting his hips into you. levi decides to look straight at you in the mirror, and you blink back at him, unable to say anything due to the pleasure.

levi leans forward and uses one of his free hands to release your breasts from the confines of your dress. it was so effortlessly easy since the straps were already down, and levi’s hips stuttered for a moment at the sight of your bouncing breasts. he grabs one of them as he continues to fuck you, his fingers grazing your nipple before cupping it with his hand and massaging it.

“that’s right, baby, take my fucking cock, take it…” levi moans, showing no mercy to your cunt. you mewl, clenching and moving back against him in pure ecstasy.

everything is going perfect, but a knock on the bathroom door disrupts the moment. you look back at levi, who brings a finger to his lips.

levi begins to fuck you again, in a slower pace for the sake of the doorbell. but levi’s cock manages to graze your sweet spot in nearly every movement he makes, making it impossible to muffle your moans.

“is anyone in there?”

the voice stuns you both, recognizing the source of the voice as carla. of course, you think, out of all people, she interrupts this moment.

you look at levi through the mirror. levi simply blinks at you, and you are unsure what to do.

levi had noticed the sort of attachment carla had on him. he wasn’t sure of his thoughts, but tonight had proven his theories. he had begun to to notice the effects it had on you too, and he hated seeing you frown when he told you he had to go to work because she called him in. the only good thing about being called in was that they were truly work related–but he would have preferred to stay home with you instead. but now, an opportunity had risen. it was time to show her who he really desired.

so, levi decides for you. he thrusts deeply into you, causing you to cry out in surprise. he quickly picks up the pace, making you swear and cry out loud.

“let her know who’s making you feel good.” levi grunts, grabbing your throat with the hand previously held your breasts.

after so many restless nights, you were able to get some sort of revenge on carla. whether she was into your boyfriend or not, she would know now that you are his, and he was yours.

“fuck, levi!” you cry out, choking as levi pounded into you.

levi’s cock twitches at the sight and sound of you, throwing his head back. “l-louder, b-be louder for me, please.” he stutters, the pace of his thrusts remaining the same.

“feels too good, levi, feels so fucking good,” you hiccup, staring at the two of you through the mirror.

levi stares right back at you. “does it, baby? fuck, y/n, you’re gonna make me cum,” levi exclaims, trying to match your loudness. “gonna be a good girl and take this load inside you, yeah?”

levi smacks your ass hard, and you squeal in satisfaction. “yes, levi, cum inside of me, please!” you call out, panting heavily at his point.

it doesn’t help that levi decides to remove his hand from your throat and furiously rub your clit instead. at this point, you can’t help it. you are being very vocal with how levi is making you feel, making sure to mention his name over and over again.

“fuck, i’m so close, baby,” levi cries, his eyes nearly prickling with tears. “can you cum on this cock for me, please?”

you nod, and the two of you fuck each other for the next few minutes. you don’t hesitate to let out when it feels good or not, after all, you’re putting on a show for ms. carla (who is listening with rage).

quite nasty, but it turns the both of you on.

your bodies freeze as the both of you cum so fucking hard, too stunned to move. the two of you pant, with both of your orgasms feeling like overstimulation–which felt so good, but the both of you were so sensitive at the same time.

after a few minutes, the two of you were able to compose yourselves. as you cleaned each other up, short kisses and pecks on each other’s lips were exchanged–because you two are just unable to stay away from each other for so long.

“we should probably go home, huh? i don’t think the gala will get better than this.” levi suggests, helping you put your dress back on.

“it’s for the best, i’m pretty sure there will be security guards once we open those doors.” you state, and levi playfully rolls his eyes.

“we didn’t do anything wrong, though. you’re telling me that lovemaking is wrong?”

you blush, and levi pecks you on the forehead. “let’s go.”

to your surprise, no one was out waiting outside the bathroom doors. and like a bunch of teenagers, you and levi leave the gala, escaping into the night.

a perfect way, you think, to end tonight.

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