#I'm jumping in a feet

[johnnyspells]

RIVER CARTWRIGHT & JAMES 'SPIDER' WEBB "Personal Space" SLOW HORSES

[meyerlansky]

very frustrating how hbowar as a whole—shows and fandoms—treats antisemitism as set dressing at best

[sugawara--san]

origin trio 🔛🔝

[icewindandboringhorror]

I got these shoes from someone recently but thought they were way too plain looking, so I set out on a quest to customize them with some sharpies and charms and miscellaneous ribbon I had in my craft drawers. Mostly sky themed (clouds, rainbows, rain, stars, etc.) because that's my favorite aesthetic, but I had to include some cat imagery as well, of course lol.

[lesbianwyllravengard]

I was made aware of the fact that it looks like Luis got fucked in the ass here

[sciderman]

amazing spider-man #95

[vykodlak]

I was gifted this for new year's and it literally smells like what I assume being entombed in a vanilla lemon cake smells like. yeah the spongy ones with the white frosting. You get sucker punched with the citruses first and it's almost overwhelming but then it quickly settles into the zesty but still sweet vanilla. Lasted the entire night and I kept getting the urge to eat my wrists. I hear it's the poor man's Lira but I am a poor man so.

[mitsundere]

spent 14 hours for a silly idea, so have a clean version of the panel which inspired it all:

[cryptid-stimming]

♡ Carmilla Carmine (Hazbin Hotel) Stimboard ♡ (with stilettos, silver & white, and gifs of 'Out For Love') for Anon

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[Image description: a 9 gif stimboard; from left to right.

First line: a gif from the 'Out For Love' from S1:E7 of Hazbin Hotel, the character Carmine twists around a pillar with her hair fanning out and whipping behind her. A close-up gif of panning over an antique glass chandelier, the light glinting on the glass. And a gif of someone wearing silver stiletto heels, they bring one foot forwards before lifting their leg upwards.

Second line: A gif of panning over the ornate grand staircase in The Winter Palace (Saint Petersburg), there are ornate and gilded designs all round the stairs and walls. A gif of the same 'Out For Love' scene with a close-up of Carmine as she sings, her frown twisting into a pleased grin. And a gif of someone with their back to the camera as they use both hands to shake their long dyed silver hair.

Third line: A close-up gif panning around some wind-chimes made from old keys and jewellery with large pearly beads. A gif of someone wearing silver glitter platform stilettos while standing on a balcony, they walk forwards a little before tilting their feet one by one. And a final gif of the 'Out For Love' scene with Carmine flipping and jumping on a staircase, she balances on the railing with her pointe shoes like a ballerina.

End of image description.]

[teddybeartoji]

PHOBIA OF SEAWEED IS AN ACTUAL THING?????????????????? you see i am not afraid of the open waters nor am i scared of the things that live there,, like i regularly spend time watching deep sea videos i think they're so cool but oh my fucking god the idea of KELP IS MAKING ME LIKE ACTUALLY TWITCH EEEEEEEEUUUUUUUGHHH okok actually looking at it is kind of fine but the thought of it touching my feet is genuinely making me wanna throw up😭😭😭😭😭

[dont-offend-the-bees]

this testosterone is strong shit i wanna go out and play basketball

[holographicva]

No matter how rough and ramshackle your podcast is I urge you to take solace in the fact that you have not said "One of the really exciting and original things we do is we create a trailer for the show" which is not an extremely bonkers statement as if no other show has a trailer.

[seoulmatez]

i finally finished the most recent mission and. . . omg angry boothill ꩜.꩜ i could not help but imagine him growling when some other dude is hitting on u or perhaps when he’s getting a little worked up in bed (˶˃⤙˂˶)

[georgecostanzaatemysoup]

Izzy Hands: *dies*

Me:

Like was it worth it? What purpose did his death serve other than to tell Ed, "Yep, you're loved by people." Like he couldn't have figured that out without losing his best friend?

Who spends an entire season writing a redemption arc for the guy only to turn around and kill him? What wasted potential! I am livid!!

[ru5t]

@lcfthaunted //> requested.

  He's left their guest no further than just inside the door: the office directly off of the entryway at the front of the building. Di hovers near the office door, the image of her standing guard puts a strange chill in his stomach. It lingers as he puts himself to his task, going through whatever's left in the catchall - they'll need to go trading again, soon. That task sorts itself into the ever-growing list of things he has to do in the next week while his searching goes on autopilot and Jack wonders if this woman from the center of the city sees an ally or a threat in the young ex-drac standing at attention in the mouth of the warehouse. Honestly, he's not sure what he sees, there. Only that he knows the office is the best place for her for now. Too much that is precious resides in the units to play loose with strangers, and too many of his crew are too nosy for their own good to let them go stampeding in to peer and poke and probably insult. ... He allows himself a deep sigh, a soft curse aimed at the empty air over his head, then he gathers what he came for and returns to the entry. Jack dismisses Di with a casual nod over his shoulder, get outta here, and she scowls at him, but sets off for the garden anyway. She'll be back.

  He gives a light knock before pushing through the office door, announcing himself.

  The office was a nightmare when they first began settling into the haven, full of dust and who knew what else. Since then, they'd pulled up the carpet entirely, and someone -best guess said Dawn and Lith, though jack didn't know for sure- had painted a mural in its place. Bright orange and purple wildflowers in a sea of scrub grass, like what bloomed in the ridges to the north. The shelves had been pushed into a neat configuration, some covering the widows like blinds to cut the heat, and that old couch Weasel had rolled up with weeks ago finally had a place that wasn't the middle of the entryway. Even the old business counter was painted, and a few battery operated lights sat waiting there for nightfall like end table lamps. The result was a strange, colorful thing, but nice as far as ruins this far out into the desert went.

  Jack lays the bundle of clothes he'd gone digging for on the old counter. It's mostly out layers, any jackets he could find, and shirts that could go overtop of something thin and almost sheer that is decidedly not designed for the desert-- though a few genuine articles are in the mix as well. Anything he thought might fit, though he expects she's not likely to go trading anything out. Not right away. Thus, the jackets. It's always easier to borrow a jacket than lose whatever you've got, at first.

  “You'll burn if you don't cover,” he advises, and that's all he says of the state of her. But he keeps looking. Brow lightly furrowed, something reluctant stuck in the back of his teeth. He crosses his arms and leans against the counter. “I can't get you back through the wall.” Blunt, in terms of opening, but it's important there are no illusions. He can't, and his sister doesn't deal in smuggling people, and he won't suggest she start (or even bring her smuggling up at all. Not until she gets back and decides on that for herself - if this was still the situation when she did get back.) So as far as he's concerned, it's impossible. “You can stay here,” a nod at the couch, “or if you'd rather take your chances, I'm riding back to three tomorrow. There are neutral settlements, there, and maybe someone who can do what I can't. But I expect y- .. the crew from the market will be watching for that. Watching for you. I'd give it time.”

[the-punforgiven]

I remember one of my old sparring buddies whenever we fought always used to just stare intently at my chest because because in his words he'd "read the muscles tensing up so he can dodge accordingly" like fuck off with that shit mate I bet if I had G cups this wouldn't be a problem