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invinciblerodent · 1 year ago

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on a lighter note than most of today, I've kinda been amusing myself by thinking about which companion would be the best dancer, because there's definitely a case to be made for pretty much everyone

so far my thinking is that

- if it involves improvisation OR done as a Display, it's Wyll (incredible CHA and performance)

- if there's someone around to copy and/or one-up, it's Astarion (absurd DEX and acrobatics)

- if it's a slow number that doesn't involve a lot of moving around but DOES involve prolonged, intense eye contact, it's Gale (need I say it, he has proficiency in romance)

- if it's done in some tavern/at some party, with a crowd that's like one spilled beer from a bar fight, AND the goal is essentially to have loud, wild fun while feeling each other up, it's Karlach

but sound off

#sometimes I like to imagine what if the tiefling party was more racuous #and if Wyll wasn't feeling so shitty during #how FUN it could have been to have both him and Iona #(both of them with their then-18 cha)#just lead everyone in raunchy songs and silly dances with Alfira #I'm imagining it like every Hungarian wedding I've ever been to #which is like. everyone is drunk #and round dancing while half-holding and half-dragging each other #squirrel plays bg3 #it's my mind-party and I'll imagine my character making a game out of getting all the boys to twirl her if I want to #... who'd be the hardest to get to dance with you #Rolan Zevlor Halsin or Gale #(Astarion is not on this list; he's gonna do it if Wyll does it just to not be outdone)

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