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@drunktayloratthevmas
"We are not just friends and you fucking know it"
A Rosekiller Microfic, 157 words, slight angst, pre-relationship. Prompt 1.
Evan felt close to exploding. Pacing around his dorm room, he could still hear the single sentence making him fume.
"Evan and I are best mates, didn't you know?"
Before he could unleash his frustration, he heard the door open. Evan knew it could only be Barty. Only a few seconds after, he felt Bartys hand on his shoulder.
"Are you okay, Ev?"
"I'm everything BUT okay, Barty. And you know the reason why."
Evan turned around, facing the other boy and looking straight into his eyes. He was met with confusion, paired with something he couldn't recognize.
"No, actually, I don't."
Evan huffed out a breath, bordering on an ironic laugh.
"We're not just friends and you fucking know it."
And just like that, their lips crashed together, similar to the raging storm inside their hearts.
#marauders#rosekiller#evan rosier#barty crouch junior#microfic#rosekiller microfic#jealous evan rosier#how is that not a tag#why is rosekiller so underrated#I'm here to serve#this was the first promt on my list and its perfect#Jay writes
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Washing your mouth with soap has a whole new meaning.
#i'm here to serve#john soap mactavish#soap mw2#soap cod#john mactavish#johnny mactavish#sergeant mactavish
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oh my god i loved your sub blue lock post 😭😭 i rarely find dom reader stuff so i LOVE IT SM
hi, tyy nonnie. there's just something about reader overpowering they're husband(s) that lights a fire under my candle. especially Reo and Chigiri, My baby girls 4 🤸🏽♂️🤸🏽♂️🫶🏽🫶🏽
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I watched Starship Troopers tonight.
#personal#dumb#my art#immediately after finishing i was pumped to watch some analysis vids on it#cuz i heard a lot of the drama about the original author being a pro military fascist and the director going “fuck that” and making a satir#scrolling through youtube search results was not promising. lots of male film buffs i would Not trust even on a first glance.#“The Critical Drinker” (pfp of a bearded man drinking alcohol) lol.#and then I saw cinemawins did a video on it and was like oh nice i haven't seen his stuff in a while but he's a pretty leftist creator#scrolled through the comments#second panel face#this sucks i'm outta here.#just leagues and leagues and leagues of anime pfps and right leaning people dogpiling on him for “not understanding what fascism is”#idk it's pretty alien and weird to me watching this movie and going “wow yeah that was pretty obvious huh” like literally the from opening#to the teacher preaching militance and only giving voting rights to “those who serve their nation first and earn it”#and then seeing droves of people online going#WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? It's not anti-fascist and even if it was it's#the director's fault for desecrating heinlein's incredible sci-fi epic vision. ermm media literacy is dead.
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obsessed w these boneheads as of late :]
#griddlehark#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon nav#harrowhark nonagesimus#gtn#when u and the situationship livin it up in a haunted palace... FO FREE!!!!!#i wanted 2 do a background 4 this but college and work have been kicking my ASS so#figured i should just post it and move on i got other sketches and wips#anyways hello tlt fans do not expect me 2 draw anything the same twice. love u <3#in this kitchen we fuck it And we ball. no artistic sameness and we like it that way. i also serve food once a month#stay at your own risk#i've been going insane over tlt by myself on my side acc and the longer i have no one 2 talk abt nona grief with#the more art i will pop out. but also pls i need 2 talk abt this shit w someone i'm coughing and dying out here
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Got bored and doodled older Pevensies
#doodley#accidentally stumbled upon narnia fics in ao3 and now i'm here having narnia brainrot again#anyways in this house we let the girls serve and be fashionable bc it's what they deserve#especially susan. susan deserve it all#artists on tumblr#the chronicles of narnia#the lion the witch and the wardrobe#lucy pevensie#edmund pevensie#susan pevensie#peter pevensie#was using the movies as refs and lmao kinda forgot lucy is blonde in the books#might draw them again bc i really like this design#narnia
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Supergiant is absolutely COOKING with their characterizations of Nemesis and Moros.
It's deliciously ironic how the embodiment of divine retribution, meter of justice and avenger of evil, is in possession of grade-school-rivalry level of pettiness against Melinoë. Unfairly taking out her frustrations on Mel (about something that can't be helped wrt. Mel's birthright too!). Regularly steals her lunch money so she can buy more stuff from Big Bro Charon. Forced into the passive position of standing guard at the Crossroads, preventing her from doing what she does best: actively punishing evil. Not to mention the hilarious occasional "I punch you once and I give you stuff. This is definitely a fair exchange" encounters.
On the other hand, the official Bearer of Bad News™, who sometimes engineered horrifying deaths because he and Sisters Dearest get bored on the job, feared and hated by all mortals, is an unfailingly polite, nice guy who doesn't know how to deal with niceties because barely anyone has ever been nice to him (even the Fates bully him sometimes). Receives one (1) gift and instantly suffers critical damage, afflicted with "Down Atrocious" status effect. Sometimes weirdly optimistic and willing to make the best of his time in the Crossroads, to the point of asking Hecate herself to teach him witch stuff.
TL;DR I love Nem and Moros very much and they have ruined my life. Good fucking food, Supergiant writers.
#ksatalks#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#nemesis#nemesis hades#moros#moros hades#Nem: UGH is there nothing here besides this BLASTED GUARD JOB. Whatever I'll go out there for a run. Fuck y'all I have better shit to do#Moros: WOW so much stuff to do here! New sights to see! New hobbies I could pick up! Things are dire but I'm having the time of my life rn!#(microwave ding sound) new blorbos are served
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#I have so many portraits of Ciel at this point Sebastian deserved AT LEAST one#tagging this as sebaciel because of forget-me-nots you can't stop me#just a thought but I find it endearing that daffodils have 6 petals very much resembling a 6 point star heavily associated with Ciel#(and twins in general but you know what I'm here for)#Sebastian is ever so self-centered and self-serving yet in a way his very being is defined by Ciel#I wonder if he knows that🤭#kuroshitsuji#black butler#sebastian michaelis#sebaciel#my art
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Beloved Residents of Dirtmouth (And Quirrel 👍)
#hollow knight#elderbug#bretta hollow knight#bretta hk#sly hollow knight#sly hk#zote the mighty#zote hk#hollow knight nymm#nymm hk#hollow knight quirrel#quirrel hk#confessor jiji#my art#fanart#Oh the folks Dirtmouth; how you are able to enrich hope into such a bleak setting#Also hiiiiii I'v been replaying Hollow Knight recently!! I'm already at 20+ hours pfffff#And as a result I simply must draw the characters of the humble game I cherish so much hehe#This has also filled my mind with bees of various headcanons I've just made or I've had for a awhile but never shared#Major one I've had: Quirrel has deform lower arms; he was simply born with them and they don't do harm to his person#They can get in the way and get cut easily; so they're often bandaged for safety#+ Quirrel needs a cane/leg braces to help him walk because of serve leg damage caused by his overexertion while wearing Monomon's mask#In summary; the mask made is so his mind ignored the pain rather than actually get rid of it#Resulting in Quirrel never getting the *true* rest he needed for certain expeditions#He knew that risk and warning before but he forget later after his journey away from Hallownest#And for funnies: Bretta is a hypocephalus armatus!! Finding refs of them was quite the challenge so I hope I got the overall feel down#They have funky little back legs I don't think I quite captured here but the effort was fun!#I have way more for the other characters here but for now I shall have my mouth sealed until asked
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#welcome back Tom Wambsgans ✌️
Deadpool and Wolverine // Succession S04E04
#matthew macfadyen#deadpool and wolverine#mr paradox#succession#tom wambsgans#mcuedit#marveledit#barely gone but extremely missed!#tbh i'd hoped him playing a tva agent meant a way more in depth character and not. idk.#the opposite in a rehash of the loki s2 subplot lmao#but that's on me for expecting anything out of the mcu so i'm just gonna take some crumbs and be happy he was here and served 🙏#marvel#movieedit#dianagifs
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
#at first I was like#ah yes another crazy helicopter#but then I learned the lore haha#hoo boy#the guy was a criminal and was so good at it#the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore#then Starscream took him out and was like#you and your bros are my minions now#btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages#work for me or starve to death losers#and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises#Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea#He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders#what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah#silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery#also#I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong#also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy#I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them#fucker lol
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Bullshit words from Guilty Gear only the sick and deranged know the definitions of:
Garm
Fora
Walkpod
Minimerta
Zeal
Vald
Vyde
Vitae
Charge <-not what you think it is
#textpost#These are all in Strive's GG World if you wanna look them up#Most are under the World tab on the wiki#'Charge' might be hard to find the exact definition I mean here so I'll share that one (it's under World->Diet)#It's like an oatmeal-type dish served in the USA in Guilty Gear#I'm assuming it's probably like a grits analog
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the most correct realization i've ever had about anything ever
#zaz shitposts#ninjago#lego ninjago#jay walker#cole ninjago#lloyd garmadon#kai ninjago#tournament of elements#ninjago s4#i stand by all of these btw. yeah cole would be serving harder if he had fat on his stomach/his abs were less prominent#but he's still serving regardless‚ esp for the bear enjoyers out there#and i'm sorry but yes jay WAS serving in his gameshow fit while kai was NOT serving#kai simply was not in the right headspace to serve or have ''fun''#technically none of them are having fun but jay and lloyd at least present the pretense that they are so they go in column a#and then. lloyd is obvious. he's popular as the green ninja (having ''fun'') but he's not serving whatsoever#nya's not here but if she was she'd be squarely in the middle#and zane is presumed dead so he's also not here 😞
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unfortunately if I want to independently develop a hypothesis about Rohan's economic/subsistence structure I really need to learn things like the requirements of taking care of horses in the winter and the growing seasons/growing lengths of crops like lettuce, radishes, carrots, and kale, and metalworking time and space commitments, and the types of houses that can be erected and torn down quickly, and the required land area of grazing per horse, and the social organization of Iron Age Eurasian horse cultures, and what other animals might naturally live on the Mark, and productivity and caloric value of mare's milk,
and like. also reread the Lord of the Rings lol
#I think the Rohirrim should have a tradition of eating their horses when they die#burying a horse takes a lot of effort. you aren't doing that for all of them. Kings' horses get buried with the king maybe.#but not normal people's horses. you are making a meal of them and you are celebrating the horse's life and how your beloved horse#who served you so faithfully in life now joins you in death; how it nourishes you now the way it supported you before#the death of a beloved horse has a big funerary feast where the feast is the horse#and like. there do not appear to be buffalo or antelope on the plains of the Mark. They need protein from somewhere#They could also maybe have sheep and goat herds that they take out onto the plains with their horses as pastoralists. another possibility#however. consider. a culture of. Horse-lords are part horse. they take the horses into themselves to honor them and always be part of them#you wouldn't just eat a horse like you'd eat a cow. there is a whole funerary production. you do eat them tho#I'm onto something here#Lord of the Rings
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Trauma and Angst for Fake Peppino Friday? it's more likely than you'd think.
(some stuff i drew based on another thing i'm writing..... perhaps i will post it when it's done? idk, we will see 👁👁)
just like all the others... then why.... do i not want to hurt it?
#waiter? i'm afraid there's some Trauma and Tragic Backstory that's fallen into my Writing Soup here.#but what's the problem with that? it only serves to make the whole thing even more *delicious*.#my art#pizza tower#pizza tower oc#pizza tower fake peppino#eyhm stuff#all yall who think that Eyhm is still just a cute Kitty Cat with zero problems about her. i am looking at you like 👁👁
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*japanese funky nightcore cover music in the background*
#They're making me publish this agaisnt my will#I'm not putting this up in the neoart tag at all#neopets#neotag#dr sloth#i guess??#I.................. I have no excuse for this..... thing........#there goes my neoblog#so beautiful until now#oh well JHSDK#it was so stupidly difficult to put headphoens on his head HJSADKF#I managed but.......... yeah#i guess it serves for not leaving this blog abandoned???? im so stupidly slow with both art and writing#vin memes#i refuse to put the vin doods tag in these HJDFJJSD#anyway yeah those are fae wocky headphones what about them#im not even gonna establish context to this just think of it whatever#thats it im out of here
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