#I'm gonna be so so so so normal about this I promise 😤

[dbphantom]

My siblings... My brothers in arms in this wretched little waiting game... I love you!!!! 🤍💜❤️

[yoyomomiko]

TYSM 4 THE HEADCANONS U DID I LOVE THAT MAN SM I WAMT TO TAKE HIM AND PUT HIM IN MY POCKET OR BAG LIKE RAMONA FLOWERS HAD SCOTT IN HER BAG AND TALE HIM EVERYWHERE WOTH ME I WJBABWHWHAHABWHAHAHWH.

i love him.im SO normal abt him.

also ik that halloween is over...but... halloween headcanons with him?🤨🤭

-👻 anon(thats how ill go from now on ig-)

Pairings: Daisuke x F!reader (gender isn't implied but like that's what I had in mind while writing this)

HC: costumes, pumpkin carving and scary stories!!

Warnings: a little bit cringe, super short mb gang, a bit rushed. not proofread, probably contains grammar mistakes, english isn't my first language!!

(A/N): YOU'RE SO REAL FOR THAT, and anywaysss, ask and you shall receive😋 btw I don't celebrate Halloween so like... I hope it's accurate😢 Also I'm so sorry that this is short but like yeah😔 -> m.list

★COSTUMES

Even with limited resources aboard the Tuplar, Daisuke WILL find a way to make Halloween happen.

He's gonna have to get creative along with you because he loves you and wants to include you🔥

He's probably only gonna be able to craft a makeshift vampire cape from an old maintenance tarp or something

And you'll probably make a witch hat from scrap fabric, or pretty much whatever you want to be. The witch costume was his suggestion btw he told me that himself

Daisuke's gonna promise you that when you two are back on land he's gonna make Halloween super special for you, and actually buy or make better costumes!!

IF you're on land, prepare to have the best (just feed into his delusions atp) couple costumes ever

He'd probably suggest something simple like Mario and Princess Peach

But if he's feeling silly he's gonna want to be ketchup for Halloween and you will not be able to turn him away from that idea no matter what. You will have to be mustard.

★PUMPKIN CARVING

He's gonna be so sad that he won't be able to carve a pumpkin on the ship😢

He's probably gonna make it out of paper and you two will cut out a face!!

Truth be told he's a bit disappointed that he won't be able to carve a REAL pumpkin, but he's together with you and that's all that matters.

Again, promises you that he's gonna carve as many pumpkins as you want the moment you're back on land.

IF you're on land, Daisuke will genuinely be so excited and silly about carving the pumpkins

Why did I say pumpkins instead of pumpkin? Because he's carving more than one.

He probably saw those dumb pumpkin faces on the internet and he WILL take part of the trend and make their faces look so silly

And you're gonna laugh😤

★SCARY STORIES

UGH he loves these so much

He prefers to be the one who's telling the stories ngl

And he like, acts out exaggerated parts to make you giggle

Daisuke WILL randomly flinch while telling a scary story and you'll mist probably jump.

The stories told by him are either super funny or the most horrifying and gruesome thing you've ever heard other than the name Jimmy

And he'll say that WITH A SMIRK ON HIS FACE LIKE DAMN

If you're still a bit scared after he finishes the story, GET READY. He's gonna wait for you to be alone and jump at you randomly or just straight up make you scream

Another thing he loves is at night when you two are under the blankets and he just randomly starts whispering a "horror" story

This ALWAYS ends up in you two sleeping together and cuddled up close with blankets over you so you can barely breathe.

★yoyomiko ★miko

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 30 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | season 2 | lesson 29 | lesson 31

normal and hard

slight og lesson 16 spoilers

baby you can't cook...it's that simple

i feel like mc has to have said something about his cooking to him before and he just forgot bc there's no way he doesn't know he's actually the worst "chef" to grace all three realms and the otherworld (is that what thirteen's realm is called ???)

YOU DON'T SCARE ME BITCH ! NEITHER OF YOU ! YOU NEVER HAVE

unless we count that one scene in og season 1 where luci grabbed mc outta nowhere and threatened them when they kept being nosy. but intimidation isn't fear imo 😤

...and when belphie literally killed them, but i wasn't scared. just caught off guard and powerless bc of a lack of sorcerer training but NOT scared

also them treating beel like a kid who can't make his own decisions is both funny and frustrating from a sibling stance bc yes, he's their baby brother, but he's also a grown ass demon who absolutely can make his own decisions

satan was born like 2 days ago so i ESPECIALLY don't wanna hear nothing from him /j

i bet mammon lost bc of some dumb shit too 😭 levi probably asked him "do you look up to lucifer" and he was like "WHAAAAT no i'm only around him all the time because i like annoying him...not because i adore him and wanna be like him when i grow up or anything...what are you talking about"

BYE he's obsessed 😭 childish too

like openly trying to kill luci and mc by acting like everyone likes solomon's cooking is abominable behavior

oh...oh no :(

I FEEL SO BAD like why couldn't we just say "it's not for me...raphael might like it though" i hate the devs actually

HE LOOKED SO SAD i'm gonna kay em ess

i hate this game...why were the only two options lies ?? why did we even HAVE options ??? like he literally could've just sprinted to his room to spare himself the embarrassment or mc could've said smth like "we promised to keep it a secret so he can't show you"

WHY WOULD THEY MAKE MY SON CRY

telling solomon the truth didn't even matter atp

...so telling solomon the truth was EVEN MORE pointless than i thought i hate it here

levi :(((((((

the emotional whiplash this game is giving me is NOT good for my health

brb gonna go cry my eyes out

(i didn't have enough picture space to talk about the hard lesson, but dia and luci getting payback on mephisto by making him eat solomon's cooking was PEAK comedy)

[7nessasaryevils]

And so we begin... Gods I'm terrified... ep 7 of Wandee Goodday: how shall thee fuck me up?

- oh great we starting it right off with fucking cuddling on Yak's chest this is such normal non-boyfriend behaviour 🙄😑

- Yak my darling, if you're looking for psychiatrists, I'd recommend one that isn't a crazed Naga prince hell-bent on revenge on a reincarnated chicken... just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️ - although I am immensely in love that Dee does bring up therapy for Yak 🥹🥹

- them just comforting each other in a physical way that isn't sex... IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

- I have never hated a title sequence more than when it came right before I know yak was about to ask for a kiss as his reward 😤😡

- Yak being so fucking comfortable in Dee's space... I hate you both and I'm going to smush your faces together if it's the last thing I do

- WHAT PICTURE WAS THAT MY EYES SUCK!!never mind it was ter now im wishing my brain can unsee it

- yak my darling he loves you I promise!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

- not me barely taking in the fact that Dee kept the picture rather than throwing it out (which... I will shake you for Dee!!) and then getting fucking smacked in the face with the first kiss poster... P'Golf you test me today

- normally I don't condone vandalism but today... YEAH YAK RIP IT

- Kao our king asking the important questions as always! (Psst shake him harder Kao please and thanks)

- Ter... I swear to god you try some shit I will snap you in half (though the sunlight is doing ✨fabulous ✨ things for Pod!) edit: in retrospect that sunlight is literally turning his eyes red P'Golf you actual fucking genius

- me as soon as ter starts speaking

- pfft Cher you absolute king ♥️♥️

-uhhh... is this the weight training equivalent of that pottery scene from Ghost??

- ohhh they're so stupid i wanna die

- Cher and Yak are the mother son relationship I never knew I needed ♥️

- CANDLE LIGHT DINNER

- TER I WILL END YOU

- ohhhh i have a bad feeling about this... but also Dee.. you dumbass put on pants at the very least when you're entering a snake's house!

- this sequence of events is most horrific and terrible and I do not like it

- I'm going to kill Ter. Anyone who stops me... beware my wrath. Yak should've broken his fucking nose.

- also the fact that Ter lives in room 666. HE IS THE DEVIL YOU ARE SO RIGHT

- nooooo yak! Baby!!

- Kao. sir. I'm going to conquer empires in your name! MY KING!!

- the break up episode is meant to be #11 not # 8 what is this?!??

- not the necklace... no please not the necklace

- I hate everything nobody talk to me

- oh cool yak made it hurt even more im going to rip out my eyeballs thanks

- NOT DEE REACHING UP FOR THE NECKLACE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- the worst the worst the worst I'm in pain

- that's it. That's fucking it. Someone get me Vegas Therapanyakul on the phone right now, I need to order a fucking hi- never mind the idiot doctor fell asleep. My sincerest wish is that Dee knees Ter in the balls as he gets up.

- Taem baby girl what was that??? 😦😦🤨🤨🤨

- sassy english my beloved 🤣🤣

- oh... ohhh no no no no no no- oh what the fuck what the fuck YAK CONCENTRATE BABY

- did i fucking expect the grim reaper? No. And neither did Yak if that right hook was any indication ouch!

- yak and yei fighting... this epsiode really said how can i hurt Nessie today....

- ohhhh fucking fuckity fuck why won't this epsiode let me BREATHE

- yak's face when he see Dee!!!! His teary eyes!!! I ACHE THANKS

- ROOF TOP KISS SCENE MY FUCKING BELOVED IM SO FUCKING OKAY GEWNFUCKINGCHANA 😭😭😭😭

- also throwback to The Sign and their bolster light effect I have never been the same again

- I 'm just gonna die in a corner bye don't look for me I do not exist to any of you

This episode has finally culminated in the kiss we all have been waiting for and I don't know about any of you but I feel the same as I did three years ago watching Bad Buddy. The absolute joy and heartache in me as these boys who so clearly love and care for each other finally acknowledge their feelings.

Next episode is also coming for my existence and I shall keep myself alive until then to regale you all with my incoherent screams ♥️

Until next time! 🥊🩺

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Owen what kind of response is that xD

SLFKGHDJKDS THIS IS NOT THE MUSIC I THINK IT IS

IT ISSSS XDDDD

Y'all NAURRR XDDD

I am not okay

Y'all why is this episode so hilarious xD

LOL shuffleboard

XDD I love this guy I hope he's okay

SLFJFHDJKGHFLKDS

YAYYY HE MADE IT

Ope guessing by the music we're not out of the woods yet o.o

😬😬

Ohh noo uhhhh ohhhh

Wait she's gonna give it isn't she :D

Or one of them is, maybe one of the paragon people?

:O Is Pierce a universal donor or smth?

Ah no okay we're doing it the safer way XD

You should not have to promise he's theirs to save this guy's life 🙄

But hey whatever hopefully it'll let this guy live :))

But still yayy :DD

Dudes chill xd

YAYYYY he's okay :D

Pierce 🙄🙄🙄😤

Owen you're not good at being subtle xD

Let's just be real

I mean I guess xD like the invite thing

Hmm idk if that proves anything Owen lol

YESS Mateo's right, then why are you so afraid to ask? I mena I would be but I'd just have to blurt it out bc it was killing me so much xd

Oop 👀

BURGERS SLFHKDGJS

Nah idk I still think she actually likes you Owen, people don't share their favorites with random people most of the time

Ope xd weird setup for burgers

Owennnn careful xD

"No cheap date" TAKE IT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON OWEN

Remember Catherine? Yeah, remember her? ALL I'M SAYING IS WATCH YOSELF MY GUY XD

Owen XD calm down

Your just gonna insult herrr

Shoulda just slipped it in subtlyyy

Ahh yeah shoulda known you wouldn't xD

But nah you're gonna connect it

Yepp there it is xD

Ahh okay it's the segue to that XD

I think you're reading in to things Owen

I mean it's totally possible but idk xD

Customer xdd Owen chill

:OOOO return of Buttercup :DDDDD

Aww my baby :)) (buttercup that is)

Aight okay whatever lol

Not in front of Buttercup 😭 my boy doesn't deserve that /hj xD

Aight go off Owen xD

I'm tryna be nice here but I would care more about anyone's sex life more than Owen's

Not like the storyline but the literal thing XD I try tho lol

The storylines are amazing bc they're hilarious lol

I mean Owen seems pretty chill!

Hmm I bet there will be money somewhere xD but it's like for smth else or just bc she's generous and doesn't understand wealth

Also forgot to mention earlier but himbo XDD

I mean eh whatever Owen ┐⁠(⁠ ⁠∵⁠ ⁠)⁠┌

Not sure I believe it now that he does though xD

Lol sorry Mateo xD

OPE

SLFKGJDHFHDKGLJDKLS THAT EAS A PAYMENT WASN'T IT

IT WAS XDDD

40k O.O

"CUSTOMER LOYALTY DISCOUNT" ALSKGHSGDJFAHSKFLSJALDKFJS S I R

I can't lol

Lol Owen xd

Aww Owen and Judd friendship lol :)) love them ❤️❤️

AHHH (awh not aah) I bet it's because of Buttercup lol

A new smoker XDD

I mean yeah give it to charity don't just throw it away lol

[simp4ace]

☁️ YOU'RE A GHIBLI FAN TOO??

I might not have watched many movies, but it's something about ghibli that's so magical and irresistible.

Maybe not all of them are for my tastes due to excessive fantasy, but it's the simplest movies that get me.

My Neighbor Totoro and Kiki's Delivery Service have a special place in my heart 😔✋ it's the small things in which you can find pure joy. I find that... I don't have the proper words for it, it's real magic hidden in the most normal, everyday things.

Ahh I'm glad to see we have common tastes, it makes me really happy :D

Also the part where u said about inexperience.. I FELT THAT. lonely people r the hottest fr. They are super friendly and post the most wholesome shut on Tumblr. Apes together strong 💪💪💪 (LMAO sorry for the phrasing 👽)

ALSO ur English is really good, it's natural and the flow of your speech doesn't differ from any other English speaker I know :o

HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A GHIBLI FAN YESSSS😤💕

I have watched all of the movies and ahhh I love them all!!!!! The art, the animation, the music, the plot, the characters!!!!!!! Just everything🥺💞 I always find joy and peace watching Ghibli, it's really magic I don't have many words for it either ;u; ;u; ;u; it's sometimes nostalgic too you know? Make me miss the life I have never had😳

My neighbor Totoro and Kiki's delivery service are the first that I watched AND it's still on my top 10 after sooo many years hehe<333 but yk it hard for me to choose which movies I like most hfvdvfdjhg if I have to pick one then it must be Laputa: castle in the sky🥰 And top 2 is Princess Kaguya ahh the art is so unique you should try watching itt❣

My favorite Ghibli soundtracks, however, are Bygone days, The promise of the world, Ponyo on the cliff by the sea soundtrack (ALSO, the fact that Oikawa's seiyuu sings this....yk that dude from Haikyuu?) and Arrietty's songs hehe what's your fav soundtrack:>>

And ahhhhhh THANK YOU???!!! omg I'm gonna show my mother this message hahaha she has been complaining about my English all the time XDDDD I'm not very confident in my English but thank you that's really sweet🥺❤