#I'm going to miss that ugly little gremlin so much ;___;

[amethystina]

at my big age, after reading many pieces of work both online and from proper published authors, I promise you I cannot tellthe difference between the quality of 2 chapters. If the story itself is a masterpiece overall, a less than ideal chapter will not change that. And knowing your talent, what you consider less than ideal is something we will eat up and be amazed by nonetheless because it is a product of your brain. It is only normal to be harsh on oneself, but please understand that you need not worry about any harshness from our end, we appreciate you writing for us, await it with great excitement, and we will love whatever you give us. Write however, and whatever you feel is necessary for the plot, pacing be damned because I promise you we will be frothing at the mouth at the chapter regardless of what you choose to do. Please don't be so critical of yourself💗 And please take care of yourself. Remember to eat and drink water and smile everyday💗

A part of me knows that, but another just feels so nervous, I guess? Because I've been getting comments saying that the story is beginning to drag or that it's not very exciting anymore and I know a chapter like this probably won't help. Granted that those people are still a minority but, sometimes, it feels like I'm just waiting for the chapter that will make people lose interest in the fic. Or the chapter that validates their claims, I guess? Which I know is silly because, again — they're a very small group and it's impossible to please everyone — but our brains don't always listen to reason.

And, admittedly, none of this is helped by my overall mental state right now, which isn't the best xD (but could also be worse, to be fair)

That said, I'm still going to finish the chapter because I know I'm just blowing things out of proportion due to insecurities and perfectionism. It can't be helped if this chapter is a little choppier because we're at a point in the story where there won't be any long, detailed scenes because Ga On and Yo Han aren't talking all that much. And it's better to speed past those days of silence than drag things out just for the sake of what I think would be more appropriate pacing. It would just be boring — not to mention depressing — to draw things out.

And if nothing else, I want to get to what's beyond this chapter. Which means that the sooner I get it over with, the better xD

(But I admit I'm also kind of high-key struggling with the impulse to write on other Devil Judge things, possibly because I'm deluding myself that those would be easier or quicker. Or maybe a part of me still yearns for the emotional catharsis that would come from writing Yo Han's POV after chapter 39 because I know for a fact that I'd get a good, solid cry out of it (I say as if I cry often when I write — I really don't. It's an incredibly rare occurrence that only happens once in a blue moon. But I would definitely cry while writing that). But I'm going to try and be disciplined and write chapter 41 instead)

Anyway. Thank you so much for the kind message. I'm so grateful for all the love and support you all show me, and I truly hope that I'll be able to get back into updating more frequently sometime soon. Not because I feel pressured or anything like that, but because there's still so much ahead of us and so much story to tell and I just can't wait to share it with you all.

Thank you again and you please take care, too! 💜

[frollosversion]

Part 2 because fuck society.

"How much of a Father am I?"

If you haven't read the part 1 yet, do check it out.

To new readers, this is Frollo's fatherhood journey backstory into warding Quasimodo.

Part 1

Part 3

— con't —

If Frollo thinks nursing a baby is hard, babysitting a toddler is harder.

"Oh... oh-! oh!! Oh you're walking! You're walking, my dear boy!" Frollo exclaimed when Quasimodo took his first steps.

"Seems to me that you are starting to like the baby, Claude." The archdeacon steps in to check on the two. Frollo was sitting on the floor, Quasimodo was now standing on his own two feet, forwarding a little because of the hump on his back

"WHAT?!" Claude bitterly responded as he helps the baby stand up as he falls on his butt. his face fuming red after the archdeacon's statement.

"You heard me." The archdeacon simply answered.

"Silence you, old fool. I'm not enjoying this nor am i liking the baby." Claude defended. "I'm just teaching him how to walk to make him look more...human. This thing is one of the world's questionable creations. I'm just making it tolerable."

"Say what you want to say Claude.. But i say The Nile is a river in Egypt..." The archdeacon teased and left the bell tower to which Frollo sighed in annoyance.

"That wasn't even a funny joke..." Claude muttered sassily.

.

A year have already passed and the child grew more curious... and frollo hated that the most.

So he spends most of his time scolding and "disciplining" the little boy for his little games.

"Stop that!"

"Quasimodo, try that one more time or i won't feed you for a day."

"Enough that nonsense, you insolent trash."

"You're ugly that's why you're here."

"You are deformed and no people would look at you like they would a normal child. Be glad I took you in."

"Say you're a monster, you stubborn child."

Yep.

Claude still hates the boy to the core for everyone's knowledge. If anything, he still wants him gone. He missed his life. So much for being an instant parent.

He still works in the Palace of Justice during the morning, he teaches Quasimodo alphabet, monitors and cleans him during lunch, and works on case files as a judge during the night... at the bell tower. still staying with the baby.

Claude scribbles to his folders and sighs to the criminal cases that he's handling all day, muttering cusses, trying his best not to get too much stressed in front of the child.

Quasimodo coos softly, then stands up, assisting his little body on Claude's thigh, bouncing up and down as he sees him talking to himself.

"Don't you have anything else to do, gremlin?" He asks the baby who was still bouncing.

"You can stay here if you want, but help me with this murder case. If you're not going to, kindly go over there— on the corner, or I'll chuck you out the window." He said with a thick sarcasm.

Claude groans softly as the baby remained unbothered.

"Get out of here. I'll feed you later.."

"M-ma..."

Frollo's eyes widened and looked at the baby, it looks like he's going to say his first word.

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. SAY IT YOU UGLY GOBLIN. SAY "MASTER". " He thought excitedly but he's looking at the baby plainly to hide an ounce of anticipation.

"Ma.. mama.."

Claude blinked now looking with disgust, Quasimodo reached out with grabby hands.

"Ugh. You terrify me." He rolled his eyes as he looked on the child's face.

"But that was impressive. I now want youbto say "master" next time. I'll give it to you for now." He lifts the toddler in his arms and hugs him tightly, rocking him gently.

"Mama.." Quasimodo babbled.

"Yeah.. Mama's fine for now."

It was a tiring night of tablework and babysitting but he couldn't sleep as one thought bothers him so much. He looks at his ward sleeping soundly beside him.

'This thing is one of the world's questionable creations'

'Say what you want to say, Claude.. But i say The Nile is a river in Egypt...'

'The Nile is a river... in Egypt.'

'The Nile is a...'.

'The Nile...'

'Denial...'

"Screw it, I'm getting attached."

[villainsandvictimsalliance]

random details about my shugadabi I DON'T DANCE au because why not:

This particular au was born from me listening to (of course!) I Don't Dance from the HSM2 soundtrack... And Shrek, I must admit. A lot of Shrek.

The first scene that I got on my head was of the Lov gang on a fair of sorts, where Touya would slowly realize how much he's missed Tomura in his life. It was very playful, with Accidentally In Love playing on the background as the sun sets on them.

The other scene was of Dabi and Tomura's first big baseball facedown during Tomura's challenge game. It's their first interaction on approximately 12 years and maaaan, Touya can only think about how Tomura still knows how to push all his right buttons. Tomura's pitching and Dabi's on the bat. Things scalate between them to a full fight that ends up in seconds. Tomura throws his ass to the ground super fast and 'cause Touya got a little distracted looking at his face so closely. You'd think it'd make him mad, but it made him horny lol.

Maybe the main pov would be Dabi's.

It has a juvenile romance vibe to me?!?! It's full of pop songs and cliché moments that play into the whole irony sense. The joke is that people turned their deal into the main entertaining act of the season, but the bubble gum scene they live in doesn't match the complexity of what they're going throught. Although they accept romance in the form of pop, it's also a cover for all the rotten history between them.

A big part of our society has this idea of sports and arts being a supreme way to deal with your emotions, but I want to depict here the ugly side of it. Many artists and athletes seem to lose their humanity in their search for perfection, an option the people in power prefer. At some point Tomura starts creating for the pressure of creating and Touya realizes he hasn't really enjoy a game in fucking years, too caught up in making his passion a vehicle of his revenge. You could say this is also a story about how your traumas can even ruin the things you enjoy and take away years from you, but it's never too late to learn how to enjoy those hobbies again, this time for yourself, your enjoyment, your comfort.

I think it's gonna be a no quirks au and I'm gonna use the quirks as allegories /motifs / metaphors of what the characters want and how they feel.

I don't know enough about Japan to make this fic realistic and sadly I don't have the time to research, so the places don't matter at all and I'm inventing it, okay?

It's sloooooow burn. I enjoy a lot the friendship dynamic of those two, so it's gonna be first chapter after chapter of them becoming besties and rivals again.

I promise the background characters havw their own thing going on and it is important for the story. For example, at some point you'll get to see Toga's past and why she's been taking art classes with Tomura. She wants to express her experience as a weird girl through horror paintings with details made with real blood.

Do you gremlins want the link to the spotify playlist to this au?

[epickiya722]

REACTIONS TO EPISODE 1 - A QUIET BEGINNING

I'll be cutting it here because of spoilers (duh) and that it is kinda long. Also, this is played for laughs while also being my genuine reactions. I went back and added pictures so it will be a little easier to know which scene I'm talking about. Tried not to add too many pictures, too. I wrote this on my phone, okay?

Also, here is where you can view the OP & ED!

-> OP

-> ED

Thanks for the recap, Midoriya! Actually, that's one thing I do like about the recaps and narration is that Midoriya is doing it. It reminds the audience (at least for me) that this is still his story.

Also want to appreciate this scene right here. I love the colors. The pinks, blues and purples are so beautiful here.

MY GREEN BOY!!! 💚💚💚

Of course, opening is a banger as always. Gonna add that to the playlist!

It hurts to be a manga reader... Twice, how I adore you!!!

Oh shit, Giran! Dude! How have you been!

Skeptic! Drop that hair routine!

I just want everyone to know that whenever the Doctor shows up on screen, I wanna fight him. "No quirk", my ass. YOU AIN'T INNOCENT!!!

ROCK LOCK, MY GUY!!

THE WILD WILD PUSSYCATS!! RAGDOLL, I HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! 😭

Oh! Ectoplasm is there!!

*accidentally pauses on close-up of tiny Nomu* The hell is that?! It's so weird-ugly-cute. OMG, the little guy has on shoes!!!

Pixie-Bob's reaction! 🤣🤣🤣

"It wouldn't be hard to arrest Kyudai Garaki." That's right, lock his ass up. Throw away the key. I don't care.

I love that Present Mic has throat spray just how Eraser Head has eye drops. Small detail, but it makes sense! Kinda always figured he would have that because of his quirk... he has to have a lot on hand. So many occupations that requires his voice.

*Miruko appears with that grin of her* MY QUEEN, MY GODDESS, MY HERO, HER!! HER!! HEEEERRR!!! 💜💜💜🐇🐇🐇🌙🌙🌙

WASH!! I want his backstory.

RYUKYU!! MY DRAGON QUEEN!!

SNIPE!!! I'm telling you if he had a bigger part...

THIRTEEN!!!

*Manual appears on screen* Aaaand my crush is back, I have no shame.

Sansa is there and I just want to hug him!

Tsukauchi gotta be one of the most stressed out people in the series. I just know it.

That one shot of the Pros. THEY'RE ABOUT TO DROP AN ALBUM!!

On that note, I love how everyone is walking and then there's Miruko that is hopping. Damn it, I just love her!

*shows Edgeshot and his team* Again, the pain of being a manga reader...oh, but Fatgum is patting Amajiki's head to calm him down. Oh, that is just so sweet! How can you hate Fatgum?

*shows Midnight* It's actually been a while since I seen you! ... again... manga reader...

Oh, hi, Cementos! Mt. Lady! Kamui Woods!

*shows Edgeshot again* Why are you so pretty?

Oh, Ms. Joke is there! Been a while since I seen you!!!

1-B got some screen time!! Komori!! Honenuki!!

Midnight comforting Komori, aaaawww!!

Kaminari realizing his position in the mission. Honestly, same. He has the funniest reactions though!!! 🤣

"I miss Class A!" Kaminari, sweetie... Tokoyami is right there!

*shows the Rear Guard of Team Edgeshot* Oh, look! They're about to drop their album, too!!! Who is the big cat guy next to Sato???

I love it when 1A hype each other up! I WANT THEM HAPPY!!!

*shows Sansa* I'm sorry, he's just so damn adorable. He's a cat man with a cute cat face. The hell do you want from me?!

*shows Slidin' Go* Look, sir, please. Unclench your cheeks. And fight me!

Never mind, Death Arms got him! GOOD!!!

Katsuki, gremlin son of mine, I love you, but please! 😭 We all know no matter how much you express something you don't like, you're still going to go through with it!

"Bakugo, we only have our Provisional Licenses." Todoroki! 😆

*shows Koda* BABY!

BURNIN!!!❤️‍🔥💚

OH SHIT HERE WE GO!!

The heroes really pulled up in the hospital.

In said scene, there is a kid wearing gloves and a mask while everyone isn't. I feel like that kid.

"Miruko, to the morgue." Her - hops to it!...again I love her.

*The Doctor shows up* Ooooh, I just wanna.👊

Endeavor spooking him. Okay, that was funny!

THE DOCTOR'S REACTION WHEN ENDEAVOR REVEALED WHO HE REALLY IS!! 🤣🤣🤣 OMG THAT IS HILARIOUS!!

Oh, new halftime cut? Midoriya looks so good!! You can tell this is the turn of the series.

Hi, Natsuo! Hi, Fuyumi!

Eraser Head grabbing him and erasing his quirk. Me - 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

Damn... he looks straight outta a horror movie. The Doctor when he ages.

Bruh, how Tsukauchi is looking down at him. It's the "you ain't nothing" look.

When Present Mic approached him... oh my inner Present Mic Fangirl is coming out! Look, he is my favorite Hero next to Miruko and Rock Lock, okay?

Oooh, Present Mic is scary... marry me.

Nosy ass people, the Doctor ain't a sweet man, get your asses out of there!

I love the patient just beaming in joy as Tiger is carrying him. Same, buddy, same.

*Miruko shows again* 💜💜💜💜💜 LOOK I LOVE MIRUKO!!

*shows Rooftop Trio* Don't make me cry right now.

Oh, you're begging for forgiveness?! MY GUY, YOU...!!! ARGH!!

I love how Miruko said "Endeavor". You just know she is ready to wreck some crap up. You go, girl!

Real quick, I just want to applaud the VAs though. Like amazing!!!

FUCK IT WAS A CLONE!!! AND FUCK, IT'S NOMUS!!

Hold up... I want that chair...

"The bloodshed and happy days I shared with All For One!" I swear, they're married. It's unbelievable.

MIRUKO IS REALLY JUST OUT HERE KICKING ASS!! THAT SPIN MOVE!!

Johnny has on shoes, too! Okay, listen, the tiny Nomus are kinda cute... I want better for them.

MIRUKO KICKING THROUGH THE WALL!!! 🎶THROUGH THE WINDOW! THROUGH THE WALL!! 🎶

Oh shit... I'm sorry, Johnny. You did deserve better though.

The Doctor reacting to seeing Miruko! 🤣

Okay, it left off on a beautiful shot of Miruko's gorgeous face. Blessed! Ooh, just wait when I make icons out of that shot!!

The ending song... it put me in my feels. The animation, beautiful. Yep, putting that in my playlist, too.

Ooh, I'm excited for the next episode!!

[eldrichboyo]

Baby brother mc! Prt 1

[ tags: mc is a minor./ M! Mc ( little brother!)/Mentions of drinking/ alcohol consumption but it's not that bad I swear!/ jealousy issues/ mc being a little shit.]

Mc is like 14- 17

- congratulations! Weither you like it or not you've been adopted!! :D

Lucifer:

- what is this feeling? Is it? Oh no... it's ...parental instinct?!

- He hates to admit it but damn it all!! Somehow your wide innocent puppy eyes and unquenchable curiosity of everything this world has to offer made his cold dead hearts fill with pride.

- you remind him so much of his brothers when they were still little, especially lilith. She use to play the same pranks as you, even some of your cute little mannerisms were very similar.

- when you discover something new you bring it to him excitedly. He's seen the Same shit for centuries, but now seeing it through your eyes it seems different?

- diavolo noticed that you trail behind him like a little baby duck. Dia thinks its SO CUTE. Well if your so insistent on following you can hold these books for him >:(

- has a big tendency to micromanage things about your life, and by" micromanage " I mean he tries to manage EVERYTHING.

"No ripped jeans! You are the eight born you should dress like it." " what does that even mean??"

"Is your room clean?"

"Did you fold your laundry?"

"Your homework had better be finished before dinner, young man."

" did you finish your chores?"

" have you eaten today?"

" dont forget your lunch "

" brush you hair, you dont need to hide that handsome face, c'mon now your one of us have some pride in it!"

- honestly is more of a mother hen with you which makes the other brothers lowkey jealous. Extra attention?? Excuse you??

- one time he gave you a forehead kiss before bed and when he closed the door the others were behind him like " can we get one too?" And he growled at them.

- actually makes sure you go to bed on time. "young adults and demon spawns alike,need plenty of rest. I cant have you slacking in class just because you're tired." * stares daggers at belphie *

- on a late night when you cant sleep he'll be awake in the study and you sit and talk with him until your tired again. He would occasionally ( with some persuasion )allow a sip of the wine he was drinking. It's not too harmful for you, it builds character! Dont spit it out its expensive you little gremlin.

- you hide behind him when satan rears his ugly head. Mean ol' blonde bitch boy.

Mammon:

- mc Likes to (or at least tries to) wrestle with mammon and beel . They are the most gentle with the young lad but they are both really scared that their fucking absurd demon strength might hurt him. However they find it really cute, almost like a kitten trying to one-up the momma cat.

- since he's with you the most he influences you the most. Which has mixed outcomes. On one hand you are very protective of your new brother but also argue with anyone who dares talk shit. You can be very greedy when mammon is present. Even if he's not intentionally trying to influence you it just happens.

- tried many times to use your innocent act for a scam. Lucifer beat his ass after.

- does actually play with you. He remembers what it was like being a teen, he feels like its him job to love on you. So he lowkey does a 180° and becomes brooding hen prt 2 electric boogaloo. Just like how he took care of his brothers in the past he will take care of you.

- excuse me sir where did all this responsibility come from?!?

- if any demons try to bully you in school they will mysteriously go missing the next day.

- just because mammon is basically immortal and indestructible, DOES .NOT.MEAN.THAT.YOU.ARE.KIDDO.

- please come down kid >:( your gunna get hurt and I dont have the dough to pay for your medical Bill's ( that's a lie he absolutely does)

- accidentally smacked you with his wings once and he never recovered. It was hilarious and terrifying, "oh dear diavolo,I broke the baby!..."

-" mammon I'm not a baby! And I'm fine stop worrying so much.."

- you arent even a demon but that does not stop you from picking up demon habits. You startled him half to death when you growled at belphegor. Or when you hissed at Lucifer after he tried to fix your uniform and hair. Lol

Leviathan -

Is VERY aware of you and the germs you bring into the house. You better sanitize your hands bf coming into his room.

- FATHER SO HELP ME IF YOU TOUCH HIS COLLECTABLES. you WILL be strung up by your feet from the chandelier when hes done with you.

- uncomfortable with your contact, he remembers being a teen and it was annoying. Why are you so affectionate? Ew child.

- if he pisses you off you move some of his figures off by a few centimeters just so it feels different but he wont be able to tell what it is.

You chase his tail and try to catch it.he thinks it's cute albeit kinda annoying.its hard to focus on a game and moving his tail for you too play with him at the same time. DONT BITE DONT BITE NONONONO

- you press your face to Henry's tank, the colors and the cool feel of the glass is nice. Henry is cute! " he's kinda chunky. :) ❤" "...henry plz, hes like less than a century old you dont have to roast the kid like that..."

- you know that thing where kittens play with string? But their too uncoordinated to actually get it? Yeah.

- He thinks it's kinda cute albeit slightly annoying. He cant focus on a video game and focus of moving his tail to play with you at the same time.

- you hissed at him once and he cried.

- he showed you TSL and you really liked it! You started a tsl meme account and it enrages him. He didnt know you were behind it. Lol.

- 100% backs you up. "My player 2 ain't going out that easy! Back off we have the power of diavolo AND anime on our side AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"

- best friend squad 10/10

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

It's the ✨annoying little shit✨ again

The Gremlin anon😺

Here is the ✨update✨ with what happend ✨yesterday night✨ and also ✨today morning✨

So, after I wrote my roommates conversation with Miss oh honey, I started reading it and

MY GOD!!! GIVE ME A BREAK FROM THE GAY!!!

I'M NOT USED TO THIS KIND OF CONSERN FROM SOMEONE!!! IT'S SO FUCKING ADORABLE!!!

I'M GONNA PASS OUT OF GAY OVERDOSE!!!

I wanna kiss my roommate so bad ;-;

BUT I'M TOO SHY FOR THAT!!!

But before I could panic even more, Miss oh honey gets in (I was in my roommates room because it's bigger than mine since we agreed to sleep together) and asks with big grin on her face "How ya doin?"

"Gay- Gay panic"

"Oh honey you need to make a move soon or roommates name won't handel it"

"What do you mean?"

"Honey you know that they are conserned about you and already doing that ugly sad kitten face"

"I don't think it's ugly"

"Of course you don't, you love roommates name! But now, take my advice and make a bloody move! I WANT PROGRESS IN MY SHIP"

Before I could say anything she got away and shortly after my roommate got back and didn't notice I was there

I was coverd in their blankets like a cotton ball with only my head slightly out, and for the face my roommate was doing they were in auto pilot mode

They literally started changing in front of me

And did I say anything? No cause PANIC

I COULDN'T STOP LOOKING!!!!

I TRIED TO OPEN MY MOUTH TO SPEAK BUT THERE WAS NO SOUND!!!! I COULDN'T AND I FELT LIKE A PERVERT FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO LOOK AWAY!!! I FELT SO BAD ABOUT MYSELF!!!

BUT THANKS TO JESUS AND HOLY MOTHER I GOT CONTROL OVER MY HANDS AND COVERD THE REST OF MY HEAD WITH BLANKETS BEFORE MY ROOMMATE TOOK OUT THEIR PANTS!!!

(I could only see their back since they were turned around BUT if they took their pants off... I don't want more panic and gay thoughts so I wont think about it)

As I evolved into a full white ball of blankets I felt a tap on the blankets. I got my head out and I saw my roommate only with a fucking top on, but with a really sofh expression that made me melt

IT WAS SO CUTE!!! I CAN'T HANDLE THIS!!!

But while I panicked they started laughing and saying that I looked like a cute tiny fluff ball

I never blushed so must for a laugh and a compliment, that laugh was music, I want more ;-;/

FUCKING KISS ME ALREADY!!!

But as I keep staring without being able to say anything they grafmdualy stoped laughing and started looking conserned/sad (sad kitty face here we go again) and then they look down and finally notice they are only with a top on and then they say "oh- sorry" and put a shirt on

BUT I'M NOT GONNA BE QUIET THIS TIME AND I WILL SAY SOMETHING

And what I said was "Nice"

Just that... WHY ON HELL DIDN'T I SAY SOMETHING ELSE!?!? WHY GOD??? WHYYYYY!!!!??

But before I died of embaressment they asked "Nice what?"

"You are nice- I mean- I just- You are nice to me! You always have been since the beggining and uuhh... I just- I don't want you to be sad or- or think you are a jerk just because I got embaressed in the kitchen and uuhh-"

"Wait, how do you know about me thinking that?"

"I- I could hear you two talking"

"shit"

And this when I finally notice how hard blushing!!! Were they that embaressed? But before I could jump into conclusions I rembered Miss oh honeys advice abd asked "Uh- glup Why are you so worried about me?"

Looked at me with an expression I couldn't quite read and said "It's cause- sigh You've already been through so much... You deserve to at least be confortable in your own house, to have a safe place to yourself... Don't you think?"

I just- Give me second I need to CRY MY EYES OUT!!! WHY ARE TOU SO CUTE!?!? WHY!!!?? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!???

*incoherent gay gremlin noises*

I didn't notice I was crying until my roommate, with a very conserned voice, asks "Are you ok!? Why are you crying!?"

I kept sobbing until the picked me up, with blankets and all, and hugged me tight

I NEVER FELT SO GAY WITH JUST A HUG!!! IT WAS SO SAFE AND WARM!!!

I MELTED!!! I'M NOW A GAY GREMLIN JELLY!!!

At a certant point they layed down with me and cuddled me. I felt so tiny but yet so loved, it was so good and safe ;w;

Is this what real actually good relationships feel like? Cause I love it ;w;

I'M GAYING SO MUCH OVER THIS!!!

And before we went to sleep, my roommate wiped my tears and said "Well, if it makes you feel better, I think you're hella strong"

"snif What do you mean?"

"I mean- I still about that time I saw you knocking out a guy, that was built like a greek god, twice your sise, in front of our door step!"

"Oh that- that was just-"

"Was just hella impressive!!! I ALMOST DROPED MY FOOD!!!"

THIS IDIOT MAKES ME CRY AND THEN LAUGH AND FEEL HELLA GAY ALL THE FUCKING TIME!!! don't GIVE ME A BREAK!!! I NEED TO REST!!! And that's actually what I said to them, but more like this

"Jesus Crist- Look, let's sleep already before I pass out" AND MANAGE TO SOUND FUCKING CASUAL ABOUT IT!!!

It was because I was really tired

BUT STILL COUNTS AS A VICTORY!!!

So, after I said that, my roommate nods in aproval and fucking kisses me in the forehead

WHAT'S WITH YOU AND MY FOREHEAD!!!??

Anyway, we fell asleep and this morning when I woke up, first thing I do is check tumbler, and when I get there I see shitlords ask about gremlin-fever and the gremlin in back of my head is like pspspsps do iittt

After I send that ask about giving permition for you to use my story as a fanfic I put my phone back in the table, roll over, and PROCEED TO HAVE A FUCKING HEAR ATTACK!!!

THAT DORK ON HAS SHORT AND A TOP COVERING THEM!!! IT'S FUCKING FREEZING OUTSIDE THE BED BUT THEY ARE BOILING!!! LITERAL VOLCANO TEMPERATURE!!!

I'm starting to think that shitlord anon was right about the fevor in a literal way...

BUT THIS IS NOT WHAT BOTHERS ME THE MOST!!!! THE FACT THAT I CAN FEEL EVERY INCH OF SKIN IN THEIR BODY!!!

But them I look down and see their arms around me AND FUCKING HELL HOW STRONG IS THIS BITCH!?!?!

I probably panicked for and hour or so before I realize... I CAN TOUCH IT

I now I'm the volcano!!! But when I start touching their belly OUT OF GAY CURIOSITY

THEY OPENED THEIR EYES AND ASK "What are you doing?"

WHAT DO I ANWSER TO THAT!!!??? I CANNOT JUST SAY I WAS TOUTCHING YOU OUT OF GAY PANIC

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVE A BETTER EXCUSE THAN THAT!!!

So, as an intellectual, I said "I- I was j-just c-curious to know how it f-feels to touch it"

"You were curious to know how it feels to touch other persons abs?"

"Well... Yeah b-but not- Not, like- I'm inocent I swear!!!"

They started laughing at me and got closer, and with their fucking casualty say "You can it I don't mind, you're inocent after all"

I WANNA DIG A HOLE AND HIDE!!! YE GODS ABOVE HELP ME!!!

But I remberem shitlords anon little tip, and actually got the courage to kiss their forehead. The moment I kiss tgeir forehead they stop laughing and blankly stare at me for a solid minute, BUT THIS TIME I'M GONNA BE THE ONE TEASING BITCH, so I said what shitlord anon said "I was just checking your temperature, you look like you might have a fever"

I MANAGED TO HAVE COURAGE TO SAY THAT WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE A DYING SQUIRREL!!!!

IT'S REVENGE FOR MY ENDLESS PANICS!!!

They didn't even say anything anymore, they just nooded, IT WAS PRICELESS!!!

But then, Miss oh honey opens the door saying "GOOD MORNING LOVE BIR- Oh- Am I interupting something?"

We both just stare and since she cant se if we have clothes or not due to the blankets she does a shit-eating-grin and says "Oh- Sorry to interrupt your bonding time~ I will let you continue~ giggles"

I DIED RIGHT THERE!!!

But my roommate was FUCKING PISSED

They got out of bed and started chasing her, screaming her name in pure rage!!

And I stayed in the room... Looking at the ceiling... Thinking about my life choices...

BUT PLEASE CAN SOMEONE SEND HELP

I need it ;-;

IT'S TOO MUCH GAY PANICS!!!! HELP!!!

And also, Miss oh honey is gonna sleep here today, cause aparently one of her neighbors has covid, and his wife texted everyone that he is coming back from the hospital so he can rest home (cause the hospitals are all full and he is not having trouble with the desease), like, he got positive a month ago, and Miss oh honey went for test and got negative, she stayed at home for a while to make sure she was okay, and since her covid neighbor wasn't at home with is family cause ge stayed in the hospital (and none of is family has covid, fortunatly)

So, baisically shes gonna stay for while...

Hope ya'll have a nice day/afternoon/evening/night

- gay panic Gremlin anon

Holy shit— you go, Gremlin anon! I don’t think I’ve ever been this proud of a stranger before in my life 😂

Y’all are too cute and I’m dying. Good luck with your roommate and your wingwoman Miss “oh honey”, Gremlin anon xD

[blake-belladonna-defence-force]

Hey, It's Gremlin anon here and, remember when I said I had really good hearing? Well, it's paying of cause, Miss oh honey and my roommate have been and still are talking in the room next to mine (and surprisingly the walls on the rooms are kinda thin)

I can hear everything they say, so I'll write it here and then read it so I can fully comprehend what the fuck is going on :D

Miss "Why are you doing that ugly face"

"Cause I want to"

"them stop wanting"

"I cant"

"Why? Too much work?"

"Yep"

"You bitc- Look just help me out so you can go back to your little girlfriend"

"Ok- Hold it bitch!"

"laughs she's always been a sensitive topic since you moved in with her evil laughs"

"HOLD IT DAMN IT!!! What if she hears you!? What the asshole?" "You know I don't mind your teasing, just don't other people involved in your shit"

"First of all! Our shit. Second of all, why are you so conserned? You never cared about getting other people involved, not even your ex's! Why on hell are you concerned now, huh?"

"Look, I just don't want her to be unconfortable ok? I've already did shit during dinner and don't wanna make worse"

"What do you mean?"

"I look don't tell her I told you, if you do you're dead"

"Honey I'm you're best friend, you that depends on what you tell me"

"Fuckin- Ugh fuck it I'm too tired to care! Look, when I got alone with her in the kitchen I teased about looking at me and she clearly got unconfortable because I acted like a fucking jerk"

"Oh- OH- screech"

Ok, I'm deaf again

And also Miss oh honey started jumping around and saying random stuff I cant understand so I will just stop writing, also I think they are coming soon so better hide somewhere to read this in peace

I was able to hear most of the conversation even if some words I needed to fill out of logic from the conversation progress

So yeah, some of those will be messed up

Have a great day/afternoon/evening/night

and still send me help, MY LIFE IS A FUCKING FANFIC AND I AM DYING FROM THE GAY

- Gremlin anon

Ye Gods above, mate.

This just keeps getting better and better with every update! The fact that they’re so concerned and focused on making your comfort a priority is the fucking cutest shit ever.

You’re doing great!