#I'm going to eep now bye

[bananaede]

It is six in the morning and I have been watching physics related content on utube for five hours

[acemakes-art143]

wow I'm actually making a "I'm going to eep" post look at me go

Well gn funny people I met through the screen

Hope you have a good eep (or have one later if it's not eep time for you yet)

Night night lovely people ily /platonic 💖

[ardensregias]

risky

warnings!! yingxing x female reader. he's a tease. cunnilingus. vry light pussy slapping. semi-public. you refer to him as 'gege'. petnames: darling, angel. not proofread i wrote this and go eep immediately jus smth short to make up for lack of updates!!! bye i'm embarrassed ໒꒰ྀི ∩ ⸝⸝ ∩ ꒱ྀིა

glands of sweat roll down the skin of yingxing's neck, sticking to the shiny silver strands of his hair and hindering his vision—though it does little to separate his mouth from the delectable dessert that is your cunt, all swollen and drenched with arousal.

"yingxing—gege, not here...your friends might catch us—ah—" such a funny joke you uttered, to assume that he would be able to stop lapping up your juices when they taste just as sweet—perhaps even better than the wine he delight in with the quintet.

he doesn't say it directly, opting to bury his head deeper into the crevice of your legs, bringing up two fingers to plant a light smack over your puffy pussy as a small warning and groaning in dissatisfaction when a dollop of your slick trickle down your skin before it falls to the wooden floor—such a waste, he thinks.

the craftsman pulls away for a moment, and oh how lewd he looks right now; threads of your essence webbing on his lips, drenching the tip of his nose and his chin, not a trace of shame is found on his face—instead, he looks almost elated while drinking your blissful expression, pride buzzing through his entire body as he rubs circles across your thighs. (all littered and covered in teeth marks from your previous escapades)

"hmm? are you scared, darling?" he teases, wiping the wetness off his face only to lick it all clean off his digits, "rest easy, and be good for me, yeah? the door is locked, and the high elder is not a ghost who can step past a wall. you're safe with me, i promise,"

you nod, "j-jus'... make it quick, will you?"

yingxing chuckles, a rather sweet gentle smile spreading from ear to ear across his face, "of course, angel," he stands up, now towering over your smaller stature as the sound of his belt and trousers being undone reaches your ears, the fat head of his cock now inching dangerously close towards the entrance of your sopping folds, "though i can't promise you that i will be gentle,"

[cainluvr69]

"Dancing this Short Summer Night Away with You" Cain SSR Card Story - Visiting the Orchestrion ~ Respite for Cain

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Here's something that happened on a day where the birds outside were singing especially cheerily.

Akira: (It's almost Cain's birthday. I wonder if he'd like to go to the Orchestrion of Respite with me to celebrate.)

I held the magic item that Rustica had given me--the Orchestrion of Respite--and drew my hand across the lid. It looked like a music box from back home, but if you held it while making a wish for a certain someone to be truly at peace, it would transport both oneself and the wizard in question to a little pocket dimension designed to do exactly that.

Akira: (But if I'm going to do that, I need to make sure I have a solid image of who he is. It's hard to sum him up in just a word, though…mm…)

Owen: Well hello there, Master Sage. Looks like you've got something good there.

Akira: Oh, Owe--waugh! You're all dirty and beat up! Did you get in a fight again…?

Owen: That has nothing to do with you.

Akira: Wah?!

Owen snatched the Orchestrion from my hands and promptly lifted himself up into the air, just out of reach no matter how desperately I tried.

Akira: Um, Owen…!

Owen: If you want me to give this back to you, then I need you to do something for me.

Akira: …Like what?

Owen: This can trap someone inside it, right? So I'm going to put Cerberus and wolves and poisonous insects in it, and you are going to go get Mithra for me. Isn't the idea of Mithra getting stung by bugs over and over in a place he can't escape from just delectable?

Akira: Are you mad at him right now…? Wait, no, that's not the point. This is supposed to be for letting everyone rest and recover…

Owen: Oh, is that right. Hey, out of nails and eyes and eardrums, which do you like best?

*Akira: Eek…!!

Cain: --Hey, Owen! What are you doing to the Sage?

Akira: Cain!

Cain ran out of the main building and stepped directly between me and Owen. Owen narrowed his eyes, clearly irritated, and put his fingers on the clasp that kept his trunk locked shut.

Owen: Don't interrupt. Do you want me to ki--

Cain: Yeah, yeah, I don't want to die, et cetera. Instead of worrying about that, check this out: I got crepes.

Akira: (Hello?!?! Owen's on the verge of releasing Cerberus and that's what Cain has to say about it?!)

Owen: … Crepes?

Cain: Yep, Nero just finished making them. I came out here to ask the Sage if they wanted any, but I guess you can come too, Owen.

Owen: …Are they filled with sweet viscera?

Cain: Viscera… Well, there's no custard cream, but there is whipped cream, fresh fruit, chocolate cream, and that stuff made by boiling apples.

Owen: It's called compote. …Hmph, well, I guess I don't need this after all.

Akira: Huh… Eep! Hey, don't throw it, what if I couldn't catch it and it fell…

Owen: Bye-bye.

Cain: Woah! He vanished… Good grief, he really just does whatever he wants, huh.

Cain shrugged. He looked a little frustrated, but he was still acting casual about it all. The two of them had a lot of history together, but the fact that things hadn't turned fatal was all thanks to Cain's natural personality.

Akira: (It's sort of like he's saying that he wants them to start over fresh. Even though surely there's parts of that history that stick with him, he's just accepted it and kept moving forward…)

Cain: Let's go eat, too. If we don't hurry, he's going to eat all the sweet stuff before we can have any.

Akira: Ah, okay! Yes!

I followed after him, admiration for his way of life warm in my heart.

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A few days later…

Akira: (I'm getting hungry. I wonder if there's any snacks in the kitchen…hmm? I can smell something tasty from outside…)

Cain: Oh, Master Sage. I haven't seen you since this morning.

Akira: Oh, Cain! Good afternoon.

Cain walked into the hall with a paper bag in his arms, which was perfuming the air with the smell of butter and sugar.

Akira: Did you go shopping?

Cain: Yeah, I had some stuff to do near the marketplace, so I got some financiers to bring back. Want one?

Akira: Yay, thank you!

Cain: Let's go find Riquet and eat with him. He's usually…in the common room with Mitile around this time of day. Hold on, I'll go get them. …Wait, that's right. I still need to do something about the new one…

Akira: New one what?

Cain: Right, so, I actually ended up buying so much that the shopkeep gave me one of a brand-new flavor as a little bonus. But there's exactly one of them, so I'm kinda worried about people arguing about who gets to eat it. Arguing over snacks would suck.

Akira: Yeah, I get it. Well, since you were the one who bought them, I think you should--

But right as I started to say that, my stomach decided to make its irritation with its emptiness known and cut me off with a very embarrassing growl.

Akira: (I… I'm so embarrassed!! That was as loud as Oz's thunderstorms…!)

Cain: Ahaha! Sounds like you're feeling lively.

Akira: I--I'm so sorry!

Cain: What are you apologizing for? Here, say ahh.

Akira: Huh? Ahh…mmph!

I just opened my mouth without really thinking about it, and Cain pulled a financier out of the bag and popped it into my mouth. I snapped my mouth shut in surprise, biting into the sweet treat, and taste of butter filled my mouth.

Akira: Munch munch… That was so good!

Cain: Right? That was the new one. It was made with seasonal fruits. Pretty decadent, huh?

Akira: Huh?! I can't believe you gave me something so valuable just because my belly rumbled…

Cain: You don't need to get all worked up about it. If anything, it's good that I got to give it to you before anyone else got one. Now no one's gonna argue over who gets to have it. Everyone else will have the chance to go out and get one of their own, anyways. …Oh, Akira, hold on a second.

Cain brought his hand up to my cheek, an airy, careless gesture. The look of care in his eyes as he drew near, the feeling of the pad of his thumb brushing over my lips… It was hard to describe how they made me feel.

Cain: Haha. You had some crumbs on your mouth.

Akira: I…I'm sorry. Thank you.

Cain: What's your face getting all red for? Embarrassed?

Cain smiled his ever-charming smile. I felt the warmth of the summer sun blooming in my chest.

Akira: (Cain's kind, carefree nature is something I've been relying on since the very first day I arrived here.) (Ah… Yes, that's it.) Um, Cain, your birthday's coming up soon, right?

Cain: Oh, yeah. Something up?

Akira: The thing is, I…wanted to take you to the Orchestrion of Respite as a thank-you for everything you do. Would that be okay?

Cain: Of course, I'd be happy to go! Arthur told me about it a while back and I've been kinda interested ever since. I'll be looking forward to it, Master Sage.

Akira: …! Of course!

And I meant it with all my heart. I smiled and walked with an extra spring in my step--that day couldn't come soon enough.

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And finally, it was Cain's birthday.

Akira: Are you ready?

Cain: Yep.

Cain nodded, clad in the outfit that Chloe had made especially for today. It made him look a little more classy…a little more formal than usual.

Akira: (Alright…) (I wish for Cain, so compassionate as to let bygones be bygones, so kind as to shine light into the hearts of others, to feel the same peace he grants to others.)

I squeezed my eyes shut and directed all the emotions in my heart into the music box in my hands. And then, the lid silently opened… On the stage within, a little doll that looked just like Cain began to dance, pirouetting in place. It took only moments before I could hear the sound of music, at first gentle, like a far off wave lapping against the metaphorical shore we stood upon-- And then, a dazzling light embraced us.

✦✧☾✧✦

Cain: So this is the Orchestrion of Respite… All the greenery smells great. This is a nice place.

The light dimmed, and we found ourselves in a wondrous location. Transparent instruments, as though they were soap bubbles or made of glass, floated jubilantly through the air as sunlight filtered through the leaves above, gently illuminating the area.

Cain: What song is this? Obviously I can't see them, but is there an orchestra here, too?

Akira: Nope! It's all part of the magic, or so I was told. It's set up so that the person invited inside has a perfectly fitting song playing for them!

Cain: I see. Well, just standing here listening to it is making me want to gallivanting around in armor, so I'd say I like it. It's a good song.

Akira: I'm so happy to hear that. Alright, now come this way.

His smile had put a spring in my step, so I got there before he did. It didn't take long for him to join me at the edge of a small plaza that had low tables around the edges.

Cain: Freshly fried bacon, alcohol, juice… Were you the one who came up with all this?

Akira: Yes. I figured that knowing you, you'd want this to be a place where you could dance, so…here's a wide-open space to dance in, and snacks and stuff for when you want to rest.

Cain: Haha. You know me so well. Well then, let me take you up on that. Shall we dance, Akira?

Akira: Yes!

I nodded eagerly, and with one hand Cain took one of mine, and the other he placed on the small of my back. His mismatched eyes sparkled with hidden mischief.

Akira: Wahh…!

Cain: My fair Akira. Have you had the chance to dance a waltz before?

Akira: U--umm, I wouldn't say I'm good at it, but I know the basic steps, at least…

Cain: I couldn't ask for more. We're all alone here--let's dance however we want together. Now, let us take to the floor.

Keeping his hand on my back, Cain led me out into the clearing--a knight escorting his partner. At first it felt like we were just walking together, but soon enough I realized that I'd completely fallen in step with Cain. We were dancing together. I let myself get lost in his lead, laughing happily as we danced and twirled. All of my anxiety about if I could dance well had evaporated.

Akira: Happy birthday, Cain. And also, thank you for everything. You've been looking after me ever since the day I first arrived in this world.

Cain: Hey now, I should be the one thanking you. Thank you for keeping all of us together. I feel like if the new Sage was anyone but you, the twenty-two of us wouldn't all be living together in the manor the way we are now. Even if we did still end up living together, if it was because we were ordered to, or because someone was forcing us…we definitely wouldn't have the life together that we have now.

Akira: Th-that's giving me too much credit…

Or so I said, but Cain looked directly into my eyes.

Cain: It's because you're you, Akira. It's because of your kindness, your sincerity, and your fair and impartial judgment that all of us are together the way we are now. Certainly, unpleasant things have happened, and there have been times when I've just had to grin and bear it. But we've been able to talk things out, argue constructively, and the next day we all still want to stay here, together. You're an amazing person.

Akira: …I…

I didn't even know what to say. I just bashfully looked down at the stones under our feet. The weight of these words, coming from the person who had always been at my side…was so gentle that I wanted to cry. Today was his birthday, but I was the one who was being celebrated.

Cain: Getting to have you all to myself today has made this the best birthday I've ever had. Thank you for giving me such a luxury.

Akira: …I need to thank you too, for letting me spend today with you when everyone else loves you, too.

My chest burned with the heat of how grateful I was to have this irreplaceable moment with him--so I said the magic words one more time.

Akira: Happy birthday, Cain.

Training Episode: Until the Day I Pull the Cork

Akira: Good morning, Cain!

Cain: Oh, Master Sage. Good morning. Thanks for yesterday. Our party in the Orchestrion was tons of fun.

Akira: Oh no, thank you! It was your birthday, but I ended up feeling like I was being celebrated right alongside you. Right, speaking of, after the party everyone else from Central Country gave you a present, right?

Cain: Yeah, a bottle of liquor I really like. Apparently Oz remembered me saying how much I liked it every time I had the chance to drink it in Shylock's bar. Arthur was the one who actually acquired it, and Riquet made some prayers over it.

Akira: It's a present that has all their feelings wrapped up in it! The flavor must be extra special now.

Cain: Well actually, I haven't drank it yet. I know I'd just down the whole thing in one go, so I'm exercising my self-control instead.

Akira: Ahaha, I get you. I think keeping good care of it until you feel like the time is right is good, too.

Cain: Oh, I know. Maybe I'll put it up on display in my room with my memories of yesterday… Maybe I'll wait to open it 'til Riquet's had his first taste of alcohol.

Akira: Oh…! That sounds like a lovely idea!

Cain: Right? We could turn it into a whole thing and have an uncorking party with everyone under a big banner or something!

Akira: In that case, I'll have to make some extra special snacks for the occasion. If you don't mind me joining in, of course!

Cain: Of course you can! Ahaha, even though it's gonna be a long wait from now 'til then!

[another-delta-lover]

Imma go n eep now... I'm tird...bye...

[intooned]

A Weisscream Sundae Christmas!

Weiss: "On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me~!"

Sun: "The rent for the landlady~!"

Weiss: "Wait a minute, why do I have to take the rent to the landlady?"

Sun: "Because the last time I came up short she said I could pay it... a 'different way'. And then she started talking about how much of a cute boy I was!"

*Knock Knock Knock*

Willow: "It's TIIIIIIME~!"

Sun: "AAAGH!"

Weiss: "MOTHER!"

Willow: "Eep! Time to go, buh-bye sunshine!"

Weiss: "Get back here you old harpy!"

Sun: "Oh thank goodness! And here I thought I was in imminent danger of having my loins ravaged!"

???: "I am sorry about that."

Sun: "AAAGH! Winter! Where did you come from?!"

Winter: "The window."

Sun: "That's... weird-"

Winter: "But not important. I'd like to apologize for my mother's behavior, she's been... lonely these last few years. My father's demise and our family's fresh new start couldn't have helped. Try to forgive her."

Sun: "Oh, well, I can understand, water under the bridge I guess."

Winter: "Such a warmhearted young man my sister has found. She's lucky, I'm sure it wasn't easy getting her to let down her walls."

Sun: "Oh boy! You can say that again!"

Winter: "Now that I think of it, I've yet to ask how it is you wooed my abrasive little sister. I'd love to hear all about it? Over there. In your suddenly candle-lit bedroom?"

Sun:"Sure, uh that's... also weird."

Winter: *ushering him into the bedroom* "I can assure you you'll have a much easier time slamming through my walls than you did with my inflexible and underdeveloped little sister."

Doorknob: *CLICK*

~On the last day of Christmas the FNDM gave to me! A frost-nipped golden monkey~!

Happy Holidays!

Sauce

[seob-i]

Part 2.) Library

Things were going well for the girl, she had good grades so far, her dorm room and fellow house mates were nice and most importantly, she had many friends, which she all oddly met in the library.

"They left me!" Exclaimed the Hufflepuff, when she found the library table where her and her friends were supposed to have a group study- well, empty.

"'Lets have a group study together', they said! 'Lets meet up at the third table in the corner of the library' they said! And they aren't even here!" [Y/N] huffed, finally letting out her annoyance and sat down the table, placing her books down.

To be fair- it was also the girls fault. She was a bit late because she got lost and all, but Hogwarts was a big place! Of course she'll be lost.

It was all hallways, left and right, the stairs were moving too, which made [Y/N] panic and trip whenever she climbed the stairs faster, scared that the stairs will move while she's still in it.

She tried to focus, reading one of her books in hopes of getting at least one lesson in her head and also, chewing a cauldron cake which she sneaked inside the library, when she felt a slight brush against her toe.

She froze. Blinking, she contemplated. 'Someones pet cat perhaps? Or a spider?" Pet cats often get lost and roam around the castle, either looking for their owner or just wandering.

It could be a spider, the castle was old after all. Slowly, [Y/N] peeked under the table only to find 2 pairs of eyes staring back at hers.

"Heya Girlie!" "EEP-!"

She yelped in suprised and lifted her head only to bump her head against the table. "Ow.." "Uh, if you mind Girlie, we're trying to hide so-" "Keep quiet will ya?" The other boy finished with a wink.

Lifting her head, carefully this time- not bumping her head. She saw an irritated Slytherin, looking around. The student was drenched, with pink ink, it was all over him.

The Slytherin seemed to be looking for something, or someone. It was obviously the pair of boys underneath the table, they were giggling underneath the table, hiding.

He grit his teeth and exited the library. The two boys then left the table and stretched, dusting of the dust off them. "Great idea George, would've gotten caught!" " Have you seen his face Fred? He was like an angry Ogre!!" The two snickered.

They looked identical, twins. They both had red hair, the same smile and the same face. "Oh yeah, thanks for not ratting us out Girlie!" The other spoke.

"I'm Fred Weasley, -" "and I'm George Weasley!" The two introduced themselves. "I'm [Y/N] [L/N], I'm a first year.."

"Great to meet ya and all [Y/N], but uh, we've got to go!" Fred said, "I can already hear Percy's rambling about discipline!" And George finishes as the both laughed.

"See ya, first year!" Both of them waved good bye in unison. [Y/N] giggled to herself.

The next day, she again entered the library. Looking around for places to sit, she unfortunately found the library packed with students.

Glancing in the corner of the library, there she found a bushy haired girl reading, her eyes moving obviously concentrated on her book. "Excuse me.." Her attention now on the Hufflepuff.

"May I sit here?" "Sure, as long as you're quiet." The girl nodded then sat beside her. Again, she tried to focus, but her mind betrayed her.

She glanced at the girl beside her, now realising that the book she was reading was massive and she was already almost finished with it.

"Staring is rude, you know?" "O-oh! Sorry, I'm just amazed at how far you've read the book already! What're you reading?"

"Hogwarts: A History. This is a new version though, it's been updated. Did you know that the sorting hat belonged to Godric Gryffindor?"

"Really? That's so cool! What else does it say there?" The Hufflepuff's attention then got caught, and in amazement her eyes twinkled.

"It is also said that, During the- oh, my apologies. My name is Hermione Granger, you?" "My name is [Y/N] [L/N] it's a pleasure to meet you!"

The two talked, about Hogwarts, Houses, Potions, Spells and eventually, the conversation turned into random topics.

"I like candy, I carry a lot of them in my pockets. Though I gobbled them all up before I could even enter the library."

Hermione chuckled at the girl ,

"I'm not that interested in candy, my parents are Dentists, they said it's bad for my teeth."

The two talked for hours until they realised they have talked to each other enough. They bid their good byes and the girl left with a smile on her face, giddy that she made a friend.

Hermione on the other hand had butterflies in her stomach, she huffed. Someone was interested in her rambles. Usually, people were annoyed at her for talking about her interests or what she read about. To them, it was really, really boring.

But [Y/N], she was actually listening, the way her eyes twinkled as she grew more invested Hermione's stories and how she smiled whenever she talks or whenever she asks questions, got Hermione feeling some type of way.

Days passed and they met again, the girl never left her mind. She was always there, which in turn confused Hermione. Though, the Gryffindor only pushed the thought away.

"Good day, [Y/N]." "Hello Hermione!" Hermione pushes the chair, and sits on it, preparing her book in alphabetical order, getting her ink and papers ready. Listening as [Y/N] talks about random things.

"Snape gives me the creeps!" "Same here, he stares too much." The red head boy and his friend talked to each other.

"Oh look, it's Hermione." The read heads joy deflated when he saw the bushy haired girl, he rolled his eyes. Before he could even leave the library, Hermione spotted called the two boys over.

"Hello Harry, Ron." "Hello Hermione." Greeted Harry, while Ron only ignored the girl and his eyes layed on a Hufflepuff girl. "Who's this?" "Oh, this is my friend [Y/N]."

[Y/N] smiled and offered candy to the boys, which they gratefully took. "I'm Ron Weasley," "Harry, Harry Potter." "pleasure to meet you guys!" They smiled at eachother.

Harry smiled, finally meeting someone who didn't went bonkers when they knew his name. Most of them only even become friends with him because he's popular.

"Weasley? Are your brothers Fred and George Weasley?" "Huh, oh yeah, you know them?" "Yeah! They were so silly.." The Hufflepuff recalled as she chew on a sugar flavoured jelly bean.

"'course, they're my brothers." Ron rolled his eyes, he said unwrapping a candy quietly. Hermione sighed, only watched her friends eating candy, in a LIBRARY. She was not, by any means, impressed.

"Anyways, have you guys made the essay that professor Snape has assigned us?" She asked, Harry and Ron groaned, complaining about the essay.

"Oh! Is it about the Wiggenweld Potion? Oh I loved the story behind it! Though I haven't- " Ron asks if he can have a jelly bean "sure, take some! - done it though, the ingredients are really difficult to research on-" when Hermione was about to offer help, Ron suddenly coughs loudly.

"BLEUGH-" He spits out the jelly bean and started to wipe his tongue with his robe's sleeves while still coughing and wheezing. Desperately wanting to wipe the taste out of his mouth. "What happened?" Harry laughs at the red head.

"It was snot flavoured!" Ron exclaimed, his face in utter terror. After that, an angry Madam Pince kicked all the group out, leaving an also angry Hermione to teach Ron about 'manners' and a laughing Harry and [Y/N].

[companionwolf]

Delta Green recap (11/16/2023)

- I'm so hype I'm going to eat a baseball cap

- not to rehash a meme I used earlier but me rn:

- the heist is on.

- Jacob striking a deal with a kid part in order to keep control of the body #justdissociativethings

- foiled by the keycard slot 😔

- new plan: find a damn keycard

- trying to rp as Jay is hard because they think things more through than I do (or at least they try to do that lol)

- Agent 'we're new and we're stupid'' Jay, saying what everyone's likely been thinking

- Delta Green aka brain wrinkle simulator (it makes me Think); now are my thoughts of any merit or worth? idk

- THE ELEVATOR WAS OUT AND NOW THERES A SECURITY GUARD WE SHOULD HAVE TRIED TO BYPASS THE KEYCARD DOOR

- * Jay fails a Persuade roll * * Jay fails a Persuade roll * * Jay fails a Persuade roll * (its funny because it's very IC)

- we should have pulled a fucking fire alarm

- JOY THREW SOMEONE DOWN A ELEVATOR SHAFT???

- the guard brought us closer to where we wanted to go I am screaming loudly

- 'stay here' as if that will do anything to stop them from doing the opposite lol

- this game gives me anxiety but it's good. good anxiety. I think it's called excitement. or some shit idk but good

- ok wolves. Go eep. bye

[twstwonderlandstuff]

seductive speech craft (obey me leviathan x oc)

"...Well, I was there with Vivica during Satan's super intensive seductive speech craft lesson. We did a study case together, and let me tell you..." Levi turned red, intentionally pausing as his brothers waited for his next words with baited breath. "Vivi was good. REALLY good."

"Really, now?"

"Oh, shit."

A small chuckle escapes Vivica as she presses both hands on Levi's shoulder, with Levi's mouth opens to a silent scream, his hands squeezing his thighs.

"While I've encountered plenty of demons during my time here..." Vivica trails her hands down towards Levi, leaning close to his ear. "None has captured my interest more than you have."

"R...really...?"

"Yes." Vivica circles the couch, now looming over Levi. "So, tell me... now that you've captured my interest, how will you capture my heart?

"I look forward to your efforts," One of her hands brush against his lips, parting it slightly. "My darling."

Silence. Then, collective shrieks escape the group, including Vivica's and Levi's embarrassed ones, while horror strikes the other brothers.

"...AGHHHH!!!" Levi splutters, letting go of Vivica's hands as he fumbles. "You... DON'T JUST...!"

"Pfft.... ahaha!" Vivica chuckles good-naturedly, embarrassment creeping up on her features as she sits down next to him, a healthy hue blooming in her cheeks and ears. She cups her cheek, bowing as she apologized. "My apologies, Levi, I didn't mean to overhear, but I thought I'd give a hands-on demonstration of my studies."

"...I'm going home to study." Mammon murmurs uncharacteristically, standing up.

"Hmm?"

"Me too." Says Asmodeus. "Bye."

"Eh?"

"...I'm going too."

"Beel???"

Due to everyone's uncharacteristic departure, only Levi and Vivica are left.

"...Levi, darling? My apologies, I must have offended you."

"N-no! You didn't offend me, I-! I, uhm," Levi smiles, biting his lips as he glanced everywhere but Vivica. "I liked it. I mean REALLY liked it."

"I see. Then..." Vivica pulls Levi towards her, continuing as before only this time, one hand holds his waist while the other continues parting his mouth. Levi eeps!, wrapping his arms around her neck as she leans in.

"Shall we continue?"

[she-had-many-names]

*stitch blushes and buries his head in his hands*

you heard nothing, voice-in-my-head!

(Mod note: I'm probably going eep now so... bye!)

@stitch-taocc

[Eheheheheh-]

[eli-elien]

Can't Seem to Change Shape

Everyone has their own powers as a witch and Ren isn't too happy with his.

Isuki keeps teasing him, even though he protests through his yowls.

"Ok we've had our fun Ren! You can turn back right?"

Ren closed his eyes and focused on his magic, visualized his tiny furry body becoming taller and more human.

He opened them and screamed-or more like something of screech.

Isuki's brows knit with worry.

"Yikes...maybe let's um...try breathing exercises yeah! Let's do that!"

They heard Mr. Iwatani say something about getting stuck in a form could possibly be due to anxiety, so he tries.

5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Ren opens them again, hissing this time.

Isuki sighs sitting down next to the now tiny kitten, "Should we go to Mr. Iwatani about this?"

Ren shook his and growled when Isuki scooped him.

"Don't worry it'll be ok."

Isuki let him climb onto his shoulder while walking toward their home room teacher's class.

"Oof-"

"Eep!"

Isuki put a hand to his head, "Eep? Oh-ah! Hey Rishia why are you here?"

Rishia was about to mumble her apologies til she heard the question.

She laughs nervously, " Oh had to turn late homework cuz I forgot! You've finished with those sets of potions right? Wait-why are you here?"

Her eyes dart to the black-almost void like thing bundled in Isuki's arms, Rishia's lights up, "Oh my gosh! Who is this?"

"Uh...a kitten! I found him on campus so I'm just going to ask...uh Mr. Iwatani about what to do with him." He ducks into the classroom without a second thought, "BYE NOW!"

Real smooth, Ren thinks.

They both see their teacher at his desk, sorting out paper work and some boxes near him. Some fizzling and smelling awfully suspicious...

"So what brings you here Isuki?"

"We...need your help."

Isuki plops Ren onto the desk unceremoniously and rings his hands together expecting what he'll say.

Naofumi is surprised by the black, and very fluffy kitten, on his desk.

"A kitten? Just put it in a shelter?"

His attention is put on the kit after he hisses at him, Naofumi then notices a light blue scarf that Isuki gifted Ren last year.

The blonde sighs, "It's Ren and he can't seem to change back. Could you help?"

Naofumi gets up from his seat and dramatically opens a drawer to grab black laboratory gloves and goggles, "Why wouldn't I? You're my students, of course I will."

Ren leaps into Isuki's arms, "You like a mad scientist."

"I prefer 'Mad Potion Maker'."

With that he scoots them out the room and all they could hear from putting their ears to the door was cackling and ingredient names.

Isuki rolls his eyes, "Yep. Mad scientist."

He looks down at the anxious mess of the black kitten he's holding and bumps his head to Ren's.

"Don't worry he'll have the potion ready in the morning, I won't let anyone know. I promise you."

With that Ren climbed into Isuki's jacket and onto his shoulders, closed his eyes and purred.

...........

Tags: @shieldherostuffs @small-spark-of-light @crypid-called-ash

An Au where everyone's a witch and goes to a witchy school to control their innate powers!! Or at least make them real anyways!

Naofumi is a teacher that works with healing magic and potions of all kind.

Therese works as a elemental magics teacher and hates a certain period where a certain playboy who's stupid and still flirts with her even though she's married to one of the two teachers in school.

L'arc does the fighting classes for those who lean towards very active magics.

Glass is a teacher who teaches death/soul magic, her wife Kizuna comes by. Shes a vet :]

Kyo's here for some reason and is also a teacher for potions and stuff but also does more so the animal shifting and transformations stuff as well. Naofumi and him hate eachother. It's not even a rivalry . They just wanna beat each other up in front of the school.

Mirellia is the headmaster who keeps everything under control :]

[kasey-writes-stuff]

tickle prompts :D

6 with lee!Sam, ler!Punzie (I don't think I'm ticklish.)

Need content of these cuties if you're alright with it <3

Thank you to @someone1348 for the help getting this started and also with some of the spots!

Sam and Punz had met up! Currently they weren’t doing much just hanging out in sam’s stream room chatting with the dream team! They weren’t talking about anything in particular just random stuff but suddenly the topic of juice got brought up and George and Sapnap began bickering heavily over whether orange juice or apple juice was better…

“George you’re clearly wrong apple juice is way better”

“No no orange juice is definitely better than stupid apple juice”

“Okay looks like we’re gonna have to have a little battle to settle this”

Punz and Sam shook their heads laughing softly watching the two

“You’re so childish” Punz’s words held no malice simply dripping with a teasing nature

Sam nodded in agreement “dudes yea so childish”

Dream sighed softly shaking his head with a smile “really can you guys never agree to disagree?”

George was about to answer but his words were cut off with a strangled squeal as sapnap tackled him “no because I’m ri-EEP SAPNAP YOU IDIOT STOP!”

Punz and Sam laughed at the squeal and Dream sighed softly “Alright looks like I gotta go referee this tickle fight so I’ll talk to you guys later, have fun!”

Sam and Punz waved bye “Bye guys, make sure it’s a clean fight”

“Yea no cheating allowed”

Dream laughed “oh please even I can’t control that”

And with that the call ended

Punz laughed softly again at their antics “They’re so crazy”

Sam nodded “for sure, but you know maybe they’re onto something…”

Punz tilted his head softly at Sam confused “what do you mean?”

Sam shrugs “I don’t know a tickle fight seems kinda fun but I don’t know if I’m ticklish so I don’t know I guess just the idea of it itself is fun but I don’t even know if I’d even be able to be in one since it ya know requires both people to be ticklish..”

Punz’s eyes widen slightly and then he nods in understanding “That makes sense, I mean I had a lot of tickle fights with my brother and sister growing up though with me being the youngest they usually teamed up on me it actually was usually pretty fun, you said you don’t know if you’re ticklish?”

Sam nodded “I can’t remember the last time I was tickled so I just assume I’m not I guess ?”

Punz smiles a hint of mischief in his eyes “Do you wanna test and see if you’re ticklish?”

Sam’s cheeks tint a light pink and he shrugs “yea sure why not”

So with that they move to his bedroom to have more space and so they can each be more comfortable…

Sam lays on the bed and Punz stands at the end of it “So do you like want me to sit beside you? And like are there any off limit spots?”

Sam nods “that’s fine and uhh not that I can think of I’m open to anywhere”

Punz nods “Well I’ll start at the bottom and work up I guess”

He sits on the edge of the bed by sam’s socked feet and begins gently skittering his fingers up and down, Sam flinches and bursts into giggles making punz smile

“Ehehhahha hohollyyy frihihcckk thahhattsss sohoho weehehirrddd”

“Good weird or bad weird?”

“Iihihi thihinnkkk gohohoddd?”

Punz’s smile widens “that’s good that’s good”

His fingers drift to Sam’s toes and his giggles turn to soft laughter as he can’t help but pull his feet back on instinct “AHAAHAH NAHHahhahaha!”

Punz giggles softly “okay so your feet overall aren’t that bad but your toes definitely are”

Sam nods rolling his eyes “nohoho rhehhealllyyy???”

Punz snickers rolling his eyes “okay so now onto your legs”

He gently squeezes and pinches at sams calves, not much besides a few giggles and flinches happen so he moves up to his knees, Sam bursts into giggles again his legs kicking softly as he attempts to not hit punz “AHAHhahhahahahhahaha nahhahahahaha EEK!”

He squeaks as punz squeezes above his knees “Okay so pretty ticklish here to but I wonder where you might have a death-“

Suddenly his words are cut off by Sam squealing and Punz glances down to see his hands have moved to Sam’s thighs and began squeezing

“EEP!”

“spot at… I guess that answers my question”

“DUHUHDDEHEHHE THIHISSS IHIHSSS SOHOH MUHUCCHHH WOHOHRRESSHEHEH THAHHANNN THEHEHE OHOHTTBEHHERRR SPPOHOHTTTSSS”

Punz nods “yea that’s how death spots work, there’s also a thing called melt spots that are basically the opposite of death spots”

Sam nods “OHOHKKAHAHYY CHAHAHNNN YOOUUU SHOHOWWW MEHEHE OOHONNEHEE OHOHFFF THEHHEMMM?”

Punz nods and slows to a stop “yea sure”

Sam lays there residually giggling a minute before nodding “okay start whenever”

Punz moves up by his upper body “okay melt spots like death spots are different for everyone so I’m not really really sure where to try and see where your melt spots are but hmm I guess we can try here”

Punz’s hands move to Sam’s neck knowing it’s a melty spot for foolish and dream he just hopes his guess is correct… and it is!

Sam bursts into high pitched giggles and all but melts into Punz’s hand as he moves his head closer to Punz’s hand

“Ehehhahaha ohokkhahayyy yehehahha ihihi thihinnkkk thihisss ihisss ohohnehehe”

Punz smiles brightly “oh definitely, so how long do you wanna keep going?”

Sam shrugs “Iihihi dohohnnttt knhohoowww”

Punz shrugs as well “I don’t mind staying here if we can try and find more giggle spots and death spots or see if you have anymore melt spots it’s up to you”

Sam nods “youuuuu cahhahnnn sthahahyyy hehehrrrrhehehhe ahahh bihihittt ahahnnddd thehehennn ihihi cahahhannn fihinndddd youuurrr spohohotttsss”

Punz blushes caught off guard “w-w what?”

Sam smirks “dohohnnttt thihinkkkk ihihi fohohrrgohohttt whahttt yooouuu saahhaihihddd ehehhahahrrlllihihiehheerrrd ahahblouuuttt tihihccklllehehe fiihgghttsss wihihtthhh youuurrr sibhihbbblllihihinnnggsss”

“We uh you yea uh… okay….”

So it’s safe to say maybe a tickle fight didn’t happen that night but punz still got his fair share of tickles and Sam learned a lot more about tickling than he had ever imagined he would

The end

[cityofdreams-writing]

My Roomie's a (Flirty) B*tch!

Type: Series

Rating: E

Pairing: Golden Retriever Hybrid!Taehyung x Jungkook

Word Count: 670+

Genre: Smut, Fluff, Angst

Warnings: Swearing, smut, a bit dark at times.

Author: @cityofdreams-writing

Description: Tae's a dog hybrid masquerading as a human...what will happen when Jungkook, his cute new roommate, finds out?

Notes: I have to say, I love teasing with smut…give you a peek of NSFW, and then yanking it back into SFW. What? I’m evil, okay?

Soundtrack: Click!

Chapter: |1| |2| |3|

Day 2: Classroom Chaos

Taehyung opened his eyes to a dark blue sky. Damn, why did they make them get up so early nowadays? Wasn't it later when they were younger? Taehyung sat there, contemplating his life for a moment and pulling the soft, warm sheets up higher over his bare arms. He could feel the fluffiness against his shoulders as he turned on his side.

"Mmm..." He hummed as he turned to his side, and to find a boy, sleeping next to him.

"Eep!" Taehyung squealed, startled.

"Hmm?" The boy murmured sleepily, his dark lashes fluttering against porcelain skin.

He got another look at him. He was his roommate! Jesus! Okay, okay. Now he was up. Wasn't there another bed around here that he could sleep in?!

Why did he have to sleep with me?

But god...is he handsome.

What am I thinking?

The voices in his head bounced around repeatedly, screeching in a cacophony.

"Yo. Wake up. We have to go to class soon, and since you didn't set an alarm, I'm waking you up to endure this with me."

The other boy mumbled sleepily, turning over on his side.

Wait a second...is he shirtless?!

The toned muscles of his back flexed as he he stretched, exposing big, strong muscles under milky pale skin.

Uh oh...I'm definitely not going to sleep tonight...

"Hn..." He sat up, letting the comforter fall away, exposing defined abs, rock hard muscle, and a...barbell nipple piercing?

Why do I have the sudden urge to brush my fingers across it?

He rubbed his eyes, exposing long, curling tattoos, dark grey against milky pale skin, newly inked. He blinked them open, adjusting to the light.

"T-Tae?"

The puppy wagged his tail, yipping happily. His collar jingled as he panted and got up on two stubby legs for him, putting his paws together in a sort of clapping motion.

He barked at the human, crawling into his lap and licking his face as a sign of greeting.

Jungkook laughed. "Hey buddy." He petted the dog's soft, golden fur.

"Did your owner go to class?" He asked, as if the puppy was going to provide a coherent answer.

Tae barked in response, licking Jungkook's chin.

Jungkook raised an eyebrow, smiling in response. "I'll take that as a yes, then. Might as well go to class. It's a good thing I had study hall first period...right?"

"Anyway, I hope to see you around, little one. I have to go get ready. Bye, Taetae!" He set the puppy on the ground, not noticing how Tae was yipping and wagging his tail at the new name he was given.

Taetae...so cute.

Wait.

What am I thinking?!

He walked out of the room and went to go change. Meanwhile, Taehyung turned back into a human and snuck out of the dorm, grabbed his backpack from his closet and tucked his red collar into his pocket.

Time for the first day of college.

Taehyung walked to his class, feeling someone following him. It was the boy from yesterday. He whirled around, annoyed.

"You do realize that I can hear and feel you following me, right?"

"I have the same class as you, idiot!" Jungkook snapped, his fists clenching.

"Let me see it then!" Taehyung retorted.

Jungkook pulled out a wrinkled piece of paper from his backpack and thrusted it at Taehyung's face.

He recoiled in disgust at having tasted paper and looked at the schedule. The boy wasn't lying. He had all the same classes as him.

God-fucking-dammit.

They walked to class, each one fuming at the other.

Taehyung's jaw clenched, deciding in a what was later a split-second bad decision, he shoved the other boy into the art classroom, as they had that first.

Jungkook, frustrated as all hell, punched the taller boy in the nose, breaking it clean in two.

A red waterfall started to flow, and a searing pain started to burn there.

All hell broke loose, papers flying everywhere, people running, paints spilled, all as Taehyung roared in pain and rage, readying to hit him back with a shout.

"JEON, YOU ARE SO GETTING IT WHEN WE GET BACK TO OUR DORMS!!"

[shy-and-bubbly]

Discoveries

Summary: This is a continuation to a previous fic called “Curiosity!” So it would be recommended to read that first in order to gain some context for this fic. -> Link

Warnings: None aside from the usual: It’s a tickle fic! And fluff. Hope you enjoy!

"Hey Skeppy, are you ticklish?"

Skeppy hasn't denied something so fast in his entire life.

"No! No no, of course I'm.. not." Skeppy mentally cursed to himself. The panic in his voice sounded obvious, even to his own ears. To his relief however, it seemed that Bad took his word for it anyway. 

"Oh.." Bad's smile faltered, a little disappointed. It made Skeppy feel just a tinge of guilt. Still, Skeppy doesn't know whether he wants to even say the truth or not.

"So some people are ticklish while others aren't?" Skeppy takes a moment to regain his composure, still adjusting to the questions of his curious best friend.

"I.. guess? It's more like some people are more.. ticklish than others." Bad let out a hum of intriguement while Skeppy tried to focus on building the staircase in their mansion, ignoring the tinge of red on his face.

"Well if that’s the case.. are you sure you're not even a little ticklish Skeppy?"

"Why the heck are you so persistent about this?" Skeppy laughed a bit and turned to look at Bad to hide his nervous and defensive act. 

"Hey I just wanted to make sure! Is there something wrong with that?" 

"No, but I already told you I'm not. Definitely not like you~" He teased, a smug expression on his face.

Bad crossed his arms and turned away from Skeppy, pouting. "This is so unfair. How come you're not ticklish one bit, and yet I'm… you know!" He whined. 

Skeppy grinned. He couldn’t help but tease him even more, moving closer to him "I don't see anything wrong with that. Nothing wrong with being adorably ticklish."

Bad let out a little grr as he felt his face flushing up. "But you aren't ticklish, and that means I can't even get you back y- ah! Hehehey!" 

"I don't see a problem here." Skeppy giggled as he repeatedly squeezed Bad's sides. "Like I said, nothing wrong with being adorably ticklish."

"Hardcorhaha! Nohohohot! Nohot adorhable! NohaHAha!" Bad lightly squirmed as he covered his face, tail swishing side to side. 

"Not cute but hardcore, hm?" Skeppy softly chuckled. "Badboyhalo, a demon from the netherworld, gets defeated by tickles. How hardcore." He sarcastically says.

"I hahahate you!" 

"No you don't." Skeppy said in a lighthearted tone, slowly coming to a stop. "You know you love me- EEP!" 

Bad unexpectedly in the midst of his squirming and giggling pinched Skeppy's side in retaliation, catching Skeppy off guard. Bad stared at him, processing the strange sudden noise coming from Skeppy. A bright happy smile appeared on Bad's face the moment he realized. 

"Skeppy, what was that?" 

Shit. 

"Oh wow would you look at the time! I should probably start running to get out of here and go to that one place I need to be, okay bye!" 

Bad quickly wrapped his arms around Skeppy the moment he tried to run away. "Oh no you don't!" 

Skeppy let out a shriek, squirming as he felt himself being dragged to the floor. Bad fell back as gently as possible, sitting on the floor while still having Skeppy in his arms. 

Skeppy quickly looked up at Bad with a nervous grin. He was staring back at him with eagerness in his eyes and his tail wagging a mile per minute. "Can I try?"

"Whahat?" Skeppy anxiously laughed out.

"Can I try to tickle you? ..Please?" He looked at him with pleading puppy dog eyes. Sure he was eager to, but Bad thought it was only fair to Skeppy if he was comfortable with it. 

Skeppy felt a mix of emotions. He found it surprising that he even asked, but at the same time it wasn't surprising to him that Bad was this considerate. 

He didn't know what to say at first. He cursed that bright and pleading look that Bad was giving him, because now saying no wasn't an option for him. 

Skeppy crossed his arms and avoided Bad's gaze. "I.. am not saying shit." Skeppy bit back a smile as he heard Bad's offended gasp. 

"Language! I was just asking you nicely, you muffinhead!" He quickly, but cautiously put his hands on Skeppy’s sides. He felt Skeppy flinch against him as nervous laughter started pouring from him. 

Bad smiled as he took note that Skeppy was giggling even though he wasn't doing anything yet. "Ohhh Skeppyyy, I'm still waiting for a yes or no answer."

Skeppy let out an embarrassed groan, still avoiding Bad's eyes. "Fineee! Just get it over with so that I can finish the STAHAHA! Wahahahait!"

He flailed around and started kicking his legs as soon as Bad started. Bad was gently dragging his claws on Skeppy's sides, which were fortunately not too sharp to harm him.

"Holy cow you are a squirmy little muffin! Hold still!" 

Skeppy couldn't hold still to save his life. He continued squirming side to side, in hopes of lessening the effects of the overwhelming tingles surging throughout his nerves. Of course, it was no use. 

"Ihihi cahan naHAhaha! AhahaHAHAHA!" Skeppy’s arms clamped over Bad's hands, trapping his wiggling claws under his underarms. Bad couldn't help but giggle as he heard Skeppy let out a squeal before breaking into bubbly laughter. 

"Awww you can't even hold still." Bad said out loud while smiling.

"Shahahaha! Shuhut the fuhuhuck uhuhup!” 

Bad gasped and decided to do something similar to what Skeppy did before. As a consequence for swearing, he held onto one of Skeppy’s wrists with one hand, tickling the exposed armpit with the other. It was effective as his cackling became higher in pitch. 

“EeheeheeAHAHA! Oh my gohohohod BahaHAD!"

"This is what you get for being a sweary potato~" He said in a sing-song tone, admiring the loud laughter he was forcing out of him.

"Youhou're such A JEHEHERK!" Skeppy twisted and turned, making Bad let go of Skeppy's arm. Bad giggled and settled on tracing his claws around the hip area instead, not giving him breaks and making Skeppy let out a squeak before covering his mouth to muffle his laughter. 

"Awe come on Skeppy don't cover your mouth. I wanna hear your laugh, it's adorable."

"Fuhuhuck ohohoff!" He playfully glared.

"Okay language, now you're just being rude." Bad said in a fake stern voice, letting a few chuckles slip out. He figured out that Skeppy was provoking him on purpose. It was like a fun game to him. 

Bad also noticed that this tickle spot wasn't as bad for Skeppy as it was for him. He thinks to himself. There might be a spot that's bad for Skeppy as well. The question now was where?

Apparently, he got his answer sooner than he thought. He was startled when he heard Skeppy suddenly shriek and felt him buck his hips. 

"AAAAH! BAHAHAHAHAD!" 

Bad beamed and held Skeppy still as possible as he dragged his claws on Skeppy's stomach. "Hmm what's wrong Mr. 'I'm not ticklish at all?' Is something the matter?"

"NOHAHA THEHAHA! Bahahad bahaHA!" Skeppy threw his head back in hysterics, stomping his foot repeatedly on the floor in protest. “I CAHAHAN’T! I can’t do thihiHIHIS!

"Awww, you're really ticklish Skeppy. I love it.." Bad murmured fondly. He started using both hands to firmly trace circles near the center of his stomach, driving Skeppy up the wall.

Skeppy let out another shriek and bucked upwards once again. He was slapping Bad's arms lightly before holding onto them and dissolving into giggly hysteria. It was barely possible to understand the poor guy at this point.

"Bahaheeehe! PLEHEHEE! PLEEHAhaha! BAHAHA! AHAHAHAHA-!" 

Bad's tail wavered in the air. He couldn't stop smiling as he observed Skeppy. He stopped squirming and went limp leaning against him, face flushed red. His squeaky high pitched laughter was so pure and sweet sounding. 

He took it all in, adoring the scene as much as he could. Bad knew that he eventually had to stop, since Skeppy's laughter was becoming quieter and more breathy.

When Bad finally stopped, he lifted skeppy up just a tiny bit to completely wrap his arms around him. He felt a little worried when he heard Skeppy cough while he was gasping for breath.

"Are you okay?"

Skeppy said nothing for a while before more giggles poured out. "My stomach huhurts." 

Bad felt more worried. Did he get carried away? “Aww I’m sorry.”

“You know for.. fohor someone who didn’t.. know what tickling wahas, you were.. ruthless as hell..” He managed to say in between his tired breaths letting out another cough.

“Oh my gosh.” Bad wrapped his arms a little tighter. "I'm so sorry. I was just excited to get back at you, but I've never done this before and-"

"No no, you're fine!" Skeppy hugged and quickly reassured Bad. "Take that as a compliment. You didn't go too far Bad, it's alright." He chuckled.

Bad relaxed a bit, relieved. "Okay.. so you're fine then?" 

"I'm okahay.. Tired, but okay.." Skeppy melted more into Bad's embrace still trying to catch his breath, before he heard light hearted giggling coming from Bad.

“So what do you mean by ‘take that as compliment’ Skeppy? Did I get you good?” He asked with a teasey tone.

“I- Wh-.. U-Um” Skeppy stuttered before sighing and hiding his face in defeat. “Yeah Bad, you got me..”

"You're ticklish.." Bad quietly mumbled with a grin on his face.

"Shut up, so are you!" Skeppy huffed a bit. He felt Bad nuzzle his head, suddenly hearing some strange buzzing noise coming from Bad.

"Are you.. purring?" Skeppy laughed a bit in disbelief. 

"Shush." Bad let out an embarrassed grunt despite the fact that he was still purring, tail swaying slowly. Skeppy shifted around a bit, making Bad whine and tightening his hold around him. He didn’t want to let go of Skeppy just yet. He wanted to give him and himself comfort.

Skeppy didn’t complain or say another word. He giggled softly and made himself comfortable. It was nice. 

Repairing the mansion can wait anyways. 

-

Soft demons are basically overgrown cats I don’t make the rules

[jaybakernyc]

Jaybastian Call [Sunday morning after Thanksgiving]

Jay: [dials]

Sebastian: [hey]

Jay: [gently] Hi hon. Sorry to call so early, I just wanted to check in before you got on the road

Sebastian: [rolls his eyes] I'm not broken, don't worry Jay-Jay.

Jay: I know. But this is change. You don't always love change.

Sebastian: [shakes his head] Who does?

Jay: You do, sometimes. Or at least you embrace it sometimes, and run into it because you think the scariness may have a reward.

Sebastian: You know me too well. Shut up, Cutie. [pause] I heard you and Hunt talked. You're officially a couple. You two are rivalling me and Hunt for "Hottest Couple Ever" status. Choose your wardrobe carefully.

Jay: [smiles] Not even close. I heard YOU and Hunt talked. Thank you for being such a class act about all this. I'm sorry.

Sebastian: You have nothing to be sorry about. You two were destined in the stars

Jay: [rolls eyes] I know you don't believe in that. I mean I'm sorry...not sorry for you, but I'm just sorry for how awkward this is, kind of. It must feel really weird. Having your boyfriend start dating your ex. So soon.

Sebastian: It's not that soon. You two have liked each other from that first drink that lasted through dinner and dessert. I thought Hunt had left you to sleep with a random. Nope. He just talked with you until he was blue in the face. That was your first date. So "this" - isn't that soon.

Jay: It's still weird to have your ex date your other ex...

Sebastian: Yeah, I guess. But it's you. I can't hate you. Or Hunt.

Jay: You can hate the situation

Sebastian: Maybe. I don't know. We'll see. It'll be okay Jay-Jay. I'm not the whiny college kid who you dumped at Stanford. I'm made of sterner stuff now. [Smiles] I'll be okay, worry-wart. Really. And you know I'm never quiet if I want you and Hunt to do anything differently. I'll tell you if the weirdness level gets unbearable. See and I already have one request.

Jay: Anything...except anything sexual. [chuckles]

Sebastian: Damn it, I thought I had you there...

Jay: What's your request, seriously.

Sebastian: Don't pity me. Remember I chose this. And I truly like being single. Or maybe I'll find some great guy or bust up another couple like you did...

Jay: [blushes] Seb!

Sebastian: Haha yep I get to make those jokes.

Jay: I don't pity you. I admire you, like I always have. Your strength and confidence is amazing, and you get so much fun and joy out of life. I could never pity you.

Sebastian: Who knows what the fuck I'll get out life next. A poly, a marriage, maybe I'll get more dogs and become crazy dog-guy uncle to your kids, whatever. I'm ok now, and I'll decide what my life is going to be, and I'm going to take my time doing it.

Jay: As you should. I love you so much, do you know that?

Sebastian: I love you, too. Jett also loves you, he's here and REALLY wants his walk so I've got to go. See you on the other side

Jay: Safe travels! Eep my cousins are here, I have to go, too. [distracted] Bye!

Sebastian: [with melancholy] Bye, beautiful...

[atomic-taco-muffin]

Continuation

Later at Ramshackle dorm lounge

 Crowley:  This should keep the elements at bay for the time being. Now, I should return to my research. Do try to find some way to keep yourself busy.But don't let me catch you wandering the campus! Bye

Crowley leaves

Hu Tao: Looks like it's started to rain.

Grim:  GWAH! It's pouring out there!

Hu Tao: Eep! You scared me!

Grim:  Bwahaha! That look on your face is priceless! Like a bat that got blasted by a water gun.As if I wouldn't just sneak back onto campus the second I escaped pryin' eyes. You all got no idea what I'm capaple of! I ain't givin' up on goin' here just 'cause I got kicked out one measly ol' time. And if you think otherwise, you don't know Grim!

Hu Tao: Why are you so determined to go to this school?

Grim:  Isn't it obvious?

Hu Tao: … no not really…

Roxy: *pops out of nowhere scaring the two*