#I'm fucking cry laughing
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The guy at the bar: Are you two gonna fuck or fight?
Wade and Logan, few hours later:
#they couldn't decide i guess#one more before i go to sleep#deadpool and wolverine#honda odyssey#deadpool & wolverine#wade wilson#logan howlett#deadpool#wolverine#poolverine#deadwolf#deadclaws#the honda odyssey#oh i need to use this tag now that i discovered it#the honda hatefuck#they fucked in the honda odyssey#I'm crying this is also a tag now lmfaooo#I'm still laughing at this cuz this was supposed to be a joke but these screenshots literally look like they're fucking 😭😭😭
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actually sometimes being neurodivergent is great bc you have a particular kind of Silly Mode that just . manifests glory. harmless fun is my precious side quest & i have a high score in whimsy. like okay if i gotta be the first dork in the dance pit it's gonna be me and this random toddler and we're gonna avril-style rock ouuuuttt
#i also like starting applause i'm really good at it and have a high score in it#i make entire groups cheer a lot. my friends are used to it . i am bolstered by so many of them being theatre kids#im like. let's celebrate! :) a guy did a thing well!!! :)#once we helped someone parallel park and it was SUCH a hard road to do it on#this is in boston. so death be upon drivers. also it was during st. anthony's feast. in the north end. iykyk#and we helped her get in there (one of my friends tbh stood in traffic for her)#and we cheered when she finally parked. she got out and she was crying and laughing and was like#''that was the hardest thing ive ever done ur so sweet''' and meanwhile we were PARTYING#just stone cold sober but like YEAH GIRL YOU DID THE HARD THING FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!#i've been bullied for so much lol i am immune to most insults at this point bc im like#girl when i was 12 i'd already heard every insult and good lord were they specific. just plain ''crazy'' aint it
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okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.
#you guys don't understand how hard i'm laughing rn#like it seemed such an embarassing thing to call a monster#and tell tale sign that your inexlerienced#but it's actually the most diabolical insult known to man#im fucking crying#like 💀💀💀#percy jackon and the olympians#pjo text post#pjo#percy jackson#the minotaur#percy is the funniest fucker alive#i fucking cant#lmao
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shaded version + speedpaint
I am begging you to watch it if only for the struggle drawing his face
#I'm crying laughing at the fucking speedpaint#girl u good?#sped up it looks so frantic#my art#undertale#pigeon's art stuff#sans#sans undertale#sans ut#undertale art#undertale fanart#pacifist route#undertale pacifist#true pacifist#digital art#digital illustration#digital drawing#art#artwork#animated#animation#??#not really#gif
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everyone's storyline is so tragic and then buck and tommy's scenes are like yeah we fuck btw. and we fuck nasty too 😭😭
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#9-1-1#evan buckley#tommy kinard#bucktommy#tevan#i'm fucking crying and yelling laughing this was for meeee
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A person of working age suffering under the yoke of capitalism can have a little existential crisis, as a treat.
#my brain supplied this as an attempted balm to my current mental state and i'm#i'm caught between betrayal and wanting to laugh until i ugly cry#fuck work
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Hey, I get that Oliver wanted something different for his character, and I can't fault him for that, even if it isn't any different at all and goes against everything he's been telling us up until this point.
But the way it was handled and he acts like he gives zero fucks...
#or maybe he wants to give too many fucks is the problem l#i laugh so i don't cry#anyway that's all I'm saying on the matter#probably won't watch anymore until either the show or season is done and i know what happens#911 abc#bucktommy#tv shows#oliver stark
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I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.
batman (1940) #618
And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.
batman (1940) #650
It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?
When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.
#jaytim#timjay#batcest#tim drake x jason todd#jason todd x tim drake#necrotic festerings#i would've included the proper panel where the batarang slits jasons throat but i've gotta be so honest with you#i can't fucking take that panel seriously. the art is *so* bad. why does jason's face look like that.#it ruins what should be one of the most important moments in jason and bruce's history. everytime i look at it i either laugh or cry#anyway it makes me unwell that jason scars tim first bc i usually see ppl mix this moment up with the titans tower moment#which would make it post-utrh#but no it's from batman: hush which comes first which is so much more fun for me when it comes to jason coping#like first you have to handle knowing the man you saw as a father bataranged your throat to save the guy who killed you#and then you realized he incidently gave you a scar that now matches the scar you gave the replacement you fucking hate?#i'd also be so unwell about it i'd go beat tim's ass at titans tower.#in my timjay little mind this is the true state of jason's complicated weird feelings about tim#the realization they have the same scar forces him to reevaluate his gut reaction to tim's existence#and thus his spiral into obsession and testing tim then trying to recruit tim begins.#i did in fact post this instead of writing fanfic don't mind it. i'm having a time. i'm also avoiding doing dishes.#i like ships besides timjay i SWEAR they're just on the mind as of recent
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I'm revisiting some old manhwas I've read and bro. Who Made Me A Princess. How have I not talked about it yet. It's literally my first manhwa (because at first I only read manhuas)
I have said this before but Lucas is indeed my favorite. He's my bastard son bless his black little heart. The forefather of black hair-red yes male leads.
And one of my favorite Lucas moments that I literally just reread because I love that scene so much, like so favorite that I wheeze every time I remember it, is his iconic world tree visit.
Because this bastard! *WHEEZE* This little shit right here, could not find a world tree fruit to replenish his mana so guess what he does.
THIS CRAZY MF FREAKING EATS THE TREE TRUNK!! HE FREAKING GOES CHOMP ON IT'S BRANCHES!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
TRULY "IMPROVISE! ADAPT! OVERCOME!" AT IT'S FINEST🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
#what an absolute fucking lad that he is#god I'm cry-laughing just remembering this scene🤣🤣🤣🤣#wmmap#who made me a princess#sbapod#suddenly became a princess one day#wmmap lucas#manhwa
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Ooh palettes 🥰 Jasper and Faith in either Malabar squirrel or cherry pie?
@darkfire1177 — [ palette prompts ]
✨ The Unplanned Variables ✨
#at the risk of accidentally making you cry again with my word. I gotta say it#I love you jay#I am so grateful every single day that we met and became as close we did#I absolutely adore you to bits#you are one of my bestest friends and I cherish every ounce of you#you always without fail brighten my days you are always so so much fun and I can't think of anyone else I laugh harder with#I have loved every moment of being by your side since last year and I can't image not having ya around#the impact you've made on me can't be put into words#and god I am so fucking proud of you every goddamn day I am proud of you#you're incredible#thank you for being my bestie and one of the most wonderful people I have ever met in my life#now enjoy some silly art of the rat bastard space girlfriends#faith and jasper truthers come and get ur fuckin FOOD#dual captains au#my art#the outer worlds#captain of the unreliable#friend oc#aly stop drawing characters at weird angles/poses that make me second guess everything challenge#if u see any of my typos. no u didn't. I'm totally sober and not crying rn
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since i did traditional art last year and since i've started studying again and so have less free time, this year i'm doing pale gamkar week a little differently than my usual art (in the hopes it'll save me some time ; -- ;) i'm aiming for a little more cartoony and a whole lot sillier! i didn't have time to draw yesterday so today i'm posting both day 1 and day 2 of @pale-gamkar-week 2024 prompts: laughter and bath!
i might do full colours for these at some point but this is as good as it gets for now lol
#my stuff#pale gamkar week#pale gamkar week 2024#homestuck#gamkar#karkat vantas#gamzee makara#moiraillegiance#after hearing karkat do an unguarded belly laugh for the first time gamzee devotes his whole life to make karkat laugh as much as possible#zero hesitation#he's a devotee of a church of mirth of course making his palemate laugh is the focal point of his life#i have a reverse scenario for day 1 where karkat hears gamzee giggle for the first time instead of his loud honking goose laughter#and karkat starts ugly crying on the spot because what the fuck#what the fuck was that#how did this giant dopey douche nozzle of a highblood cultist just make a sound that cute and innocent#also for day 2 i'm imagining that going to a spa would be a perfect pale date so that's where they are#there's a spa with roman baths and saunas and a jacuzzi tub in my city and it's fucking great#karkat dips his toes in and instantly sags into a boneless heap as all the stress leaves his body at once#gamzee just likes to munch on the cucumbers lmao#he likes the crunch
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Me after watching the second trailer of GxK:
HOLD MY BEER GUYS CUZ......
SHE'S HERE!!!!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!!!!!!! IT'S MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
#*SQUEALING INTENSIFIED 1 MILLION TIMES*#I'M FUCKING HAPPY AND CRYING THEN I'M FUCKING LAUGHING WITH TEARS OF JOY AND I'M FUCKING JUMP MY ASS OFF#MOTHRA OUR QUEEN OF THE MONSTERS IS FUCKING HERE!!!!#I GOT A BETTER VIEW OF JIA'S EYES AND I AM FUCKING LUCKY#ARE YOU HAPPY?!?!?!?!?! CUZ I AM!!!!!!#MORE MOTHRA PLEASE MORE MOTHRA!!!!!!!!!!#godzilla#godzilla x kong: the new empire#gxk#mothra#monsterverse#jia#trailer#PLEASE PRAY FOR HER PLEASE PRAY FOR HER!!!!!!!#I AM POSITIVE NOW!!!!!!!
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Karlach really fucking wanted to leave??????
Edit: it happened again...
#i'm pissing myself laughing at the the fucking NOISE#idek how she was trying to open the door I wasn't even controlling her😭😭😭#I was so distracted by looting Godey I didn't even notice it was her doing that at first I'm gonna cry#Bg3#Baldur's gate 3#Karlach#Karlach Cliffgate#Astarion#Bg3 memes#it's funnier to pretend she was just having fun#Karlach in her head: hey this locked door makes a funny sound when I pull on it. *yanks it more* hehe.
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Desperate times ask for desperate measures aka I find myself unsure of how I am going to pay my rent & bills this winter so I am wondering if anyone would be interested in exchanging some money for my drawing services? I don't do prints cause I don't know how lol but I can mail you the actual drawing. Here's some of the stuff I've drawn this year:
I can draw your blorbo, your bias, your mom, anyone really, just need a good reference picture. Price would depend on the picture, the size, if it's b&w or coloured and shipping (i live in the EU). If anyone's interested lmk and we'll figure it out together? 🙏🙏
#i do have a job but its fucked rn#my boss owes me nearly 3k for previous months but he cant even pay the business bills so idk when i'll see that money......#bro has like 30eur in his business account rn i am laughing but also crying#it will get better in spring but i need to get there somehow and the job market aint great i must say so i'm trying this first#im so tired#send help#im gonna take a nap now#epikdraws
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