#I'm doing it right now and I'm ded inside <3

[castoff-comic]

Question: when will Castoff return to having Monday uploads as well?

When my brain is no longer on fire

After Momocon maybe

[zumpietoo]

Silly's Weak Return....

With the lamest, most heelarious reason for disappearing....(and a similarly sad reason to be excited for Peepster "content" again)

Pretty sure this is Silly, herself to begin with or, you know, janASS, buuutt.....

Umm....moar like it took you THIS fucking long to come up with something, Silly? And you then proceed to fill your tumblr with all sorts of "nuh-uuuhhhhh".....

Dude.....how absolutely amaaaazzinnnggg you met your twu wuv right at Turkey Day, so that it occupied you endlessly, just as all your obsessive dreems of a Cabana Pee Thanksgiving disappeared....

Also....Silly, sex doesn't take all that long/can only be done but so many times (called "shagged out") and I don't think fapping furiously to the Peepster's poster counts, Sweatie....

And did you ditch YOUR loving, clearance slipper giving fam-fam for your new vibrator? You know, inside PP's ass?

I believe Reese Witherspoon says "y'all like it's normal".....didn't realice SHE was a hillbilly, especially given how she presents that aspirational southern lifestyle you're obsessed with pretending to....

Again, not upset in the least (but do keep insisting to feel better, Sweatie).....and gee, IDK.....I didn't realice

Buying new appliances

Fixing Thanksgiving with old

Working 2 jobs

Giving notice/arranging ending shit at one

Visiting my mom

Xmas decorating

Preparing for 3 days of various deliveries (we're at day 2, for those keeping score)

Finding shit/shopping

Looking after Claudia, cuz sick

Having a teensie flu, myself

And everything else I do

Equals "nothing else", but what do I know?

And yet here you guys are, all over this like white on rice....having failed in sending hate obsessively over that time period, too (oh yeah, I forgot about listing that!).

You seem back already.....plus shouldn't you be prepping for finals and shit...but yeah, good to see we've already reached the "I'm too good for this" excuse.....

Whelp, the rest of us will be watching....

TBF, this IS likely, buuuut....so? Plus wasn't she supposed to be at the Gotham awards?

There's a ton of nu-janASS reassuring herself, thusly, but this one is particularly heelarious....

Cuzzz.....PP hates her family, did acknowledge she was there (and ran off to "kill time" alone in her room). She knew there was no need to post anything about it, because they posted no shortage of pics of her looking pained, awkward and supremely embarrassed. Over the course of an entire 3/4 days.....

Sooo.....I guess you're now saying PP finds Jack vile, is embarrassed to be associated with him, avoids him even during visits, etc???? Cuz that works, too.

Again, fact is, up thru Halloween, Peepster was endlessly breadcrumbing, Power Coupling and calling the paps. Since then, neither has posted anything of the other in any way. Cabana Boi's gone nearly ded silent (unlike him), PP's endlessly posting random bullshit for attention, but nothing of Sweatboi....

Do the math....

[headoverjojo]

La Squadra transforms into a cat by a Stand power and S/o has No Idea it's them and just adopts him and spoils them all day and says: 'You remind me of someone...' and 'Names' him like La squadra? Kitty killer Gang is sooo cute, I'm ded.

Hello hello, honey! That was a funny prompt :,D And so, here we go! I hope you’ll like it :3

La Squadra di Esecuzione’s member are transformed into a cat by an enemy stand and their s/o adopts them without knowing it’s them

(Under the cut for length!)

Risotto Nero

Risotto’s first instinct, when he sees he has paws instead of hands and feets is to find a safe shelter where to hide until the effect of the stand power fades anyway. His new, agile paws lead him to his s/o’s home, the safest space he could think about in that moment of extreme confusion, and scratched their window until they finally came to see what was making so much noise.

The moment they see that gorgeous big black cat with intense crimson eyes, they feel a bit intimidated. The cat is gorgeous, but maybe aggressive… when they let him sniff their hand, however, the cat rubs his soft head on their palm and come inside. That’s what undoes them completely: now it’s their cat. Or they are his human. In any case, they already love him! And, since he’s black with red eyes, like their boyfriend, they decide to call him Nero.

Nero is always around them, watchful. Sometimes they joke, saying that he behaves exactly like their boyfriend; if only they knew! They love to hold him and sink their face in his soft fur, lulled by his purrs. However, as days pass, they grow visibly worried: Risotto… isn’t back and no one at the HQ has heard of him. Wasn’t he…? No, it couldn’t be… Risotto’s heart is bleeding; he couldn’t stand to leave them so sad. He does his best to console and distract them, even to make them understand that he’s here, he’s their Risotto!

Finally, after few days more, the effect of the enemy stand power vanishes, allowing him to go back to his original shape. The first thing he does is to go to his s/o and hug them, tightly; then, he explains them the whole situation, leaving them surprised and incredulous. So it was him all the time… they can’t help but to smile, when they remember how attentive and sweet Nero has been. He really cares about them in every shape…

Prosciutto

Prosciutto is pissed. He’s very, very pissed. He’s so pissed that he doesn’t even notice, at first, that he’s not running on his feet but on paws, and when he notices, oh! He’s so shocked that he can’t move. He hates it; without his stand, in a new body, he feels so vulnerable… and he hates to feel vulnerable. He also doesn’t want to run to the HQ, to preserve his dignity; his only option for a safe shelter is to run to his s/o’s home.

Once here, he almost seems to attack them, when, in reality, he’s jumping in their arms to be hugged, as their hugs are the only things able to fight his bad mood. He scares the hell out of them, but as soon as he calms down a little, he manages to hide in their arms, slowly relaxing thanks to their caresses. Poor kitty, he’s so scared… they can’t leave him alone! So, they take him inside, and, amazed by his perfect golden fur and azure eyes -he has even a slight tooth gap, and they have never seen a cat with it-, they decide to call him Pro.

Pro is a cat who wants attentions all the time. When they’re sitting, he snuggles at their side or spreads on their lap, always rubbing his muzzle on their hands, legs and arms, meowing when they ignore him. This happens really a little, as they’re always spoiling and doting him! He’s so pretty, so affectionate, even if with a certain royal dignity… like their Prosciutto. It’s nice to have some company, now that he’s away… in those days as cat, Prosciutto could see how his long absences affect his s/o for real. And he promises to himself not to make them suffer like this anymore.

When the enemy stand power finally vanishes, he goes straight to his s/o to promise them that he’ll be a better boyfriend and that his missions won’t be as long as they’re now. They’re obviously surprised by a so sudden promise! But, when they hear the whole cat story, they remember how Pro, the golden cat, seemed so worried and attentive especially when they were sad… now it’s all clear and they can’t stop smiling, while they hug him tightly. Now things will get better…

Pesci

Pesci completely loses control, when he’s hit by the enemy stand. If it was a normal attack, he would have just reacted, as Prosciutto taught him, but this time… this time it was different. He wasn’t human anymore!! He was a cat!! His instinct is to curl in a ball and call for help, but he can’t; he has to be brave and to go home. He knows, thanks to Illuso’s report, that the enemy stand power has a limited time length, so it’s just a matter of patience… but, still, he’s scared. He has failed the mission, the target is still free, he has… he has to find a safe place. He has to go to his s/o.

Pesci meowls loudly and constantly, to claim their attention at the door. The moment they open the door, Pesci trots inside, running to hide under the couch, still scared. Everything is so different, the sounds, smells, images… it’s all so disorienting! His s/o, even if they’re baffled to have a cat in their house, stay calm and try to approach him. Who knows what happened to the little one… little, wait: Pesci’s a big cat. His fur is grey, but a so peculiar grey that under the sun has some greenish nuances. He’s gorgeous! And that’s why his s/o decides to call him like their boyfriend, Pesci, right because their greenish fur is as peculiar as their boyfriend’s hair!

Pesci the cat is a massive ball of fur. He’s so soft and comfy! They love to hug him and to nap with him at their side, enjoying his warmth and purrs. They feel less alone… they also talks to the cat, they do it often. They talk about their day, what they did… they also talk a lot about Pesci. They tell the cat how much they love him, how they adore this or that habit, how much they miss him when he’s away and how much they’re scared that he could end up injured or worse… this all warms Pesci’s heart. They really lvoe him…

So, when he’s finally back to his original form, he does his best to spend as much time as possible with them, spoiling them as they deserve and, when giggling in happiness, they ask him why he’s doing this all, he just answers with a simple “Because I love you” that makes them melt every time. How dare he to be so sweet… it almost seems like he has heard their secret confessions!

Formaggio

Unfortunately, his stand hasn’t been fast enough and, before he could wound his target, the target’s stand wounded him, taking advantage of Formaggio’s transformation to run away. When Formaggio opens his eyes again, the first thing he sees is that he’s noticeably smaller. What the hell?! Then he sees the paws, the tail, the fur… then he spits a fur ball. There’s no doubt: that clown of a stand transformed him into a cat. He, the cat man, now is a cat! He can’t help but to sneer at the sheer irony of it. However, he has priorities, until the effect is gone: a shelter, possibly warm and dry, food and water. He excludes the HQ immediately; he doesn’t want the others to laugh at him for eternity. His s/o is the best solution, in this case!

He knows their habits, so he “casually” meet them while they’re back from groceries shopping. He’s the usual flirty, humorous Formaggio even as a cat, so he’s going to mewl at them and to rub on their legs until they finally pick him up, to his utter satisfaction. If they don’t do so, he’d follow them home, pestering them and running in their house, going to spread on his favourite armchair, making them laugh. Just like their Formaggio! And, since he has a bright red fur, right like Formaggio’s hair, they decide to call him Formi in their boyfriend’s honour!

Formi is a bright and funny cat, always running to them when they’re back even just from a different room and always playing with them. He really brings some joy while their boyfriend is away on mission! They can’t help but to spoil him, laughing when Formi spreads on their lap, purring, when they scratch his belly. He’s so cute! And a real help when they feel really alone. Formaggio never imagined they could feel so alone… he doesn’t want them to feel like this!!

When he’s finally back to his usual self, he hugs them with so much strength he lifts them from the ground, hugging them so tightly to leave them out of breath. They’re so baffled! They were used to his affectionate gestures, but not so much! And, when they ask him what’s happening, he just says that he loves them so, so much and that things will get better from now on! And, by the light in his eyes, they understand that he’s serious. That’s so new… but wonderful!

Melone

Melone wasn’t ready to face the enemy. It seemed that his Babyface had just concluded the work, when, instead, it wasn’t so, and Melone found out when they were in front of him and hit him with their stand. Melone was fast to withdraw at a safe distance again, but it was too late; the enemy stand’s power was already changing him. When he opened his eyes again and, instead of words, he emitted meowls, he felt his guts freezing. What the hell…?

As cat, Melone is skinny and a little smaller than an average cat, with bright, mismatched eyes and light fur that has lavender nuances. He knows that he’d not last long in the streets, against real cats used to fight to defend their territory, so he decides to run as fast as he can to the only safe place he can think about: his and his s/o’s home. When he’s here, he meowls at their kitchen’s window until they finally open the window, welcoming him. He immediately nestles in their arms, enjoying their softness and warmth, purring. Now he’s safe… and, since he’s so affectionate like their boyfriend, they thought it would have been cute to call him Meli.

Meli’s always around them, everywhere they go, whatever they do. He’s over affectionate, to the point he makes them softly giggle. They love this tiny, pretty cat! He’s the kind of cat they’d like to own with their Melone… they talk about him a lot, when they’re at home. Meli is the only companionship they have, when Melone’s far, and, to fight the loneliness and longing they feel, they talk about the funniest, or cutest moments with him. Melone’s heart just softens and melts; he didn’t imagine they loved him so much…

When he wakes up, finding himself in his body again, other than, of course, feeling extremely relieved, he immediately thinks of his s/o and all the sincere words of love they have said when they thought they were talking to a cat. He has to tell them it… and to tell them how much he sincerely love them, for real. It’s the right time, now!

Illuso

Illuso thought he was safe in the mirror world, but, oh, he wasn’t. The enemy stand was more stubborn than what it should have been and managed to break the barrier between the real world and the mirror world, wounding Illuso and transforming him into a cat. Luckily for Illuso, the enemy stand needed some minutes to recharge its power, so Illuso managed to save his life and run away… but where? He had to hide, at least until the effect of the enemy stand was active! And he couldn’t go to the HQ, nor in the mirror world... he had to go to his s/o, even if he hated to involve them in his work.

He sneaks inside from an open window, while they are cooking. They actually notice him just when they turn around, as he is very silent! Like when he was human, Illuso is a bit a loner, a bit moody; a moment he’s rubbing his head on their hand to receive cuddles, a moment later he’s hopping on the couch, far from them. Also, since he seems to like to nap near mirrors, they decided to call him Lulu, finding this habit both peculiar and cute.

However, Illuso, a gorgeous big cat with luscious long dark brown fur and crimson eyes, couldn’t escape their cuddles! They shamelessly spoiled their new cat, telling him how much Illuso, their boyfriend, would have liked him, and that in the mirror world there were so many toys for him… but, when they talked about Illuso, they also grew a bit sad. This was worrying Illuso: why were they sad? Was their love story not as good as he thought? And then they started to talk, saying that they loved Illuso so much that sometimes it hurt, and that they understood that he wasn’t so touchy-feely, but that, also, sometimes they would have liked a hug… this makes Illuso reflect for real. Maybe he has to change, for their happiness…

When he finally went back to his human form, Illuso never hinted about the whole cat misadventure. Some changes, however, happened: he was less moody and a bit more affectionate, he even initiated hugs and cuddles, thing that just his s/o, before, did, in general he’s more openly sweet… and seeing them visibly happier is the most beautiful reward he could ever imagine.

Ghiaccio

Ghiaccio, as always, totally relied on his White Album and its apparent indestructibility. However, the enemy stand couldn’t be stopped and it managed to rip a small part of the suit like stand and to wound Ghiaccio, withdrawing before being freezed. Before Ghiaccio could counterattack, his body changed, and he found himself… a cat. He was a cat and he was in extreme danger. Eating his pride, he decided to run away and hide, at least until he was back to his original shape, and the only place where he could be safe, now, was at his s/o’s, where no one would have ever suspected he was hiding in.

Ghiaccio, a small ball of white fur with icy eyes and a very bad temper, fought his way to his s/o’s home, making more than one big feral cat run away with their tails between their legs, and, once he was in front of their door, he meowled so loud and long that the whole neighborhood heard him! When his s/o finally came to open the door, he just trotted inside, still meowling and muttering, going to sit on his favourite spot. The way he acted, as he owned the place, and his deafening meowls, gained him the name Ghia, as he was almost as loud as their boyfriend.

Even so, they spoil him, cuddling him every time they can and rubbing his belly when he’s on his back, giggling when he purrs even if he’d like to conserve a certain dignity! This cat really acts like Ghiaccio… and, when they’re cuddling him, they have no qualms in saying it. This and more! They don’t hold back when they have to talk about Ghiaccio, his bad mouth, his bad temper… Ghiaccio, in his cat body, feels his heart sink. Is he so horrible, so…? But then, right when he was starting to think that maybe they weren’t made to be together, they said something else. They talked about small, considerate gestures he did for them, how he fought his revulsion for touches and such for them, how he tried hard to make them happy… and how much they loved him for that. This makes Ghiaccio understand two things: one, he has to tame a bit more his asshole side; second, he loves them as much as they love him.

The moment he’s back to his original form, he goes straight to them, even if he hasn’t his glasses, so he doesn’t see very well, and, putting his hands on their shoulders, for once he speaks honestly, eating again his pride. His words, even if harsh, as he is, are full of love and devotion and he almost makes them cry! But those are tears of joy, as they are happier than ever!