#I'm delusional

[captainjackscoat]

SO. SAMBUCKY NATION. HOW ARE WE FEELING RN????????

[garrywantspasta]

And then, Agatha reached her prize at the end of the Witch's road... (Her sitcom wife and her magic [that's currently inside her sitcom wife].)

[outromoony]

"Maybe they survived... somehow." Me to every single character in the Marauders.

[yohengrad]

[sparklingjay]

You know how your pupils dilate when you are attracted to someone?

So here is proof that Sonic is attracted to Shadow:

👀

This is a joke, btw

[pockeetsizeed]

HELLOOO!

here some gravity falls content bc it's trending again thanks to the book of bill HIHIHIHIHI :3

[bucker3911]

outfits i'd k!ll to see spencer reid in

yes the iconic gray sweatpants

i honestly prefer black but it's still a gate way to see his cock-ROACH cockroach

(COCK)ROACHES

his cock...... tails 🧍🏼‍♀️

....ty now byebye 🫠

[captainsploosh]

not vein pulling a "you ladies all right" to protect xiafei

[charlesvteen]

redbull's downfall continues, max is unhappy with the team and decided to leave after the 2025 season, charles stays with ferrari as long as the contract allows him while hamilton leaves after a year or two, an empty seat at ferrari is available, fred offers max one last opportunity to fight for wdc before he retires–

LESTAPPEN TEAMMATES FOR 2026/2027 I'VE SEEN THE SCRIPT

[alenseress]

joker | ace of spades

[alicornze7]

The pacing is a wee bit weird but this took 2 whole days so bear with me here

(oh God it's even cheesier than the first post)

The aftermath

[jeannos]

I can NOT believe these gay bitches still plague my thoughts till this day

how is this???? my comfort ship???? its literally toxic yaoi oh hell nawwwrrr

jokes aside I really love them okokk don't kill me pls (kill them instead)

[interesting-blog]

She's doing good I swear, she's just hiding somewhere in Italy

[the-odd-shu]

So, *grabs your hands* lets be delusional together for a moment. Where do you think Jayce and Viktor ended up after the rune teleported them?

(Does Viktor keep his Herald form? Is he as he is in his astral form? Does his body return to how it was before he absorbed the hexcore? Is he partially purple and full of metal? You decide.

It Jayce back in his normal body? Does he keep his astral form and the white hair look? Does Jayce keep the beard and the scars?)

Personally, I love the idea of thrusting them into video games after being teleported out of the Arcane Universe.

Maybe they load into Minecraft. Blary eyed and confused after being ripped atom from atom and feeling the other's hand slip from their grip. I would eat up them awkardly collecting resources, building themselves a cute little cottage together and figure out how to work redstone, all whilst talking out what happened in Season 2 and learning to forgive and move forward.

(For some reason they can hear the relaxing music in the background, and it definitely makes it hard for them to fight. I also like to think that the cave noises scare the shit out of both of them).

Maybe they wake up in the resurrection shrine of Breath of the Wild, shoulder to shoulder, as the water drains out of the bottom. And they end up having to go save some random woman trapped in a castle. (This of course could be an AU and you can replace the various BOTW characters with Zaunites and Piltovern citizens). They both have amnesia, but somehow know they want to stick together rather than split ways after the tutorial. And the memories they regain through the Sheikah slate remind them of Season 1 and 2.

Fuck it, put them in the Witcher: Wild Hunt. I want Witcher!Jayce and Witcher!Viktor travelling together. (Remember this isn't necessarily an AU where their personalities and/or morals match up with the character, this is a continuation straight from Season 2, so I love the idea of these two waking up, and having weird, uncanny, supernatural hunting instincts, and bright, cat-like eyes and having no idea why everyone in every town is being so mean). Astral, white-haired Viktor and Jayce for these witchers because HELL YEAH juicy angst. Which school would they be in? Maybe Jayce being a Wolf because he's a heavy hitter, and more grounded in his combat style, and thrives when in company (like a member of a wolf pack). Whereas I'd see Viktor as a Cat, with his poisons and sneaky/stealth fighting style. He's slight and on the smaller side, so a Cat Witcher's tactic would work better for him. On that note, what happens during winter? Is Jayce drawn to Kaer Morhen. Does Viktor have an instinct to seek out the carvan? Do they collectively fight the instincts and remain together, unwilling to separate after what happened last time they left one another?

[sexxy-weird]

Not to be dramatic but I honestly think all of my problems would be automatically solved if they announced Willow season 2 today.

[localceilingdevil]

edit: more in reblogs

been super duper fixated on sky cotl thanks to reading a bunch of fan theories and lore pieced together on the sky wiki and I've absolutely fallen in love with this man

king resh my beloved. three years playing this game and yet i just barely took a deep dive into the lore.