#I'm dead now so I'm going to bed ✌️

[altruistic-meme]

watched The Godfather for the first time with my sister and i enjoyed it even tho like 80% of the movie was my sister and i and our collective poor facial recognition skills going "wait who is this guy??" "I thought he was the dude ??" "No no, that guy was the other one wasn't he?" "No, i think he's the one who did that thing"

[pomefioredove]

@hxney-lemcn said more cater fics and I am here 2 deliver ✌️✌️

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ friends kiss, too

type of post: short fic characters: cater additional info: romantic, reader is gender neutral, reader is yuu, friends 2 lovers ON TOP! a little making out

Every time Cater drags you through one of these things, you ask yourself why you let him, and every time, the answer is the same: he's your best friend, and you love him.

It's the very same reason you let him spam you with texts and annoy you with surprise selfies. It's the reason you rarely hang out with anyone else, because you know it makes him jealous, though he'd never admit that.

It's the reason you're here, now, awake in your room well past curfew.

Despite the threat of a Housewarden who would flay you alive if he caught you and Cater sneaking around in the dead hours of the night, your bestie was absolutely insistent on this all-nighter.

It's a trend on Magicam, he said, and he had, of course, pouted and whined like a sad puppy until you agreed to "support him" by keeping him awake.

By two in the morning, you were more bored than tired.

"Pass. Pass," Cater says, swiping through dating profiles on his phone. "Hm... no, pass."

You sigh and slump against the headboard of your bed. "You've said that word so many times, it doesn't sound real anymore,"

"Ughhhh. Is Sage's Island where hotties go to die? I just want a cute holiday romance!" he exclaims. "Think of the pics!"

You roll your eyes. You'd heard that exact string of words probably ten times in the past few days.

"You can't date someone just for couple photo ops,"

Cater pouts. "Oh, yes I can. I specify "nothing serious" on my profile! It's not like I'm lying!"

Another eye-roll. He's technically right, as always, which just makes you even more annoyed.

But you don't want to get into an argument about the morality of flings right now.

"And it's cold out. Who am I gonna hold when it gets even colder? It's cuffing season, hon,"

Something about the way he says that bothers you. You try not to think about it so much.

"Well, you'll always have me," you tease.

Cater giggles, and sets his phone down on the bed, a subtle way of showing you that you have his full attention now. "Oh? What's this? Sounds like you're offering,"

"Not what I meant," you counter. "I'm your bestie, not your bae."

"Boooo. What are you, a nun? Friends cuddle all the time,"

Again, he's right. He likes being right, and you can see that on him now, too. He has that competitive glow on his face.

You smile. "Sure, sure, but we all know that cuddling isn't what you're looking for,"

Cater gasps, feigning offense with a hand placed delicately over his heart. "I am not that easy! I'm starting to think you really do want me all to yourself,"

If anything, it's the other way around. Since befriending him at the start of the school year, you'd always had the feeling that he took up all your time on purpose. But you don't say that.

"Besides," he goes on. "There are a lot of things that besties can do that are perfectly friend-like. The segregation of romantic and platonic is a totally oppressive amatonormative structure, anyway."

You roll your eyes. "You have got to stop reading those infographics. Do you even know what any of those words mean?"

"Not the point! I'm saying that there's lots of cute stuff we can do while remaining besties,"

He's very enthusiastic about this. You can't tell if it's his penchant for being right, or something more.

"Pfft. Okay. So, what, friends can kiss?"

"Obviously," Cater crosses his arms over his chest, giving you that smug look of his. "Friends kiss, too."

"Then prove it,"

The words that had you had been holding in the back of your mouth for the past few minutes escape before your brain can stop them.

Even Cater, who's never surprised, pales a little.

Your mouth opens, then closes, then opens, again without your thoughts offering any support.

"I didn't mean-"

"Okay,"

You blink. Something hot and cold at the same time runs through your body- adrenaline, anxiety, maybe it's just your own blood heating up at the way Cater leans closer, cupping your face in his hand, his fingers curled under your jaw and thumb gently brushing against your cheek.

His hands are kinda sweaty. You don't really mind, and even if you did, it wouldn't have mattered, because his lips are now sweetly pressing against yours.

You fit together quite nicely. As if he was just meant to kiss you.

It's hard not to think about everything all at once; his warm hand moving to cup your chin and hold you close to him, his hair brushing against your face, the way his lips still linger with spice from whatever he'd eaten earlier...

It's not perfect. But it's him, which is close enough.

Cater pulls away, his breath dancing across your lips, but he gives you no time to recover before he's closer, kissing you again with a sort of heat that matched the taste of his mouth.

He holds your face in both hands, shamelessly pinning you against the headboard and sitting in your lap as if he belonged there, always.

Minutes go by. Maybe hours. You wouldn't have noticed, or cared, either way. When you finally part from one another, it's felt like years.

You feel like an entirely different person. As if the world had ended and begun again in the six minutes you had been kissing him.

Cater sits atop your thighs, panting, his face redder than his Housewarden's hair, that of which would have flayed you both if he were to catch you like this.

Luckily, it's just the two of you.

"See?" Cater finally mumbles, dismounting you and scooting back to where he left his phone. "Platonic."

You're too breathless to argue.

You suppose you'll let him be right again.

[the-flaneur]

the enemy of my friend is my enemy, but he's also his own worst enemy? so he's my friend? (nr6) | pt1

pairing: nico rosberg x hamilton!reader [smau]

summary: in an attempt to plan a surprise birthday party for your brother's 39th birthday, you enlist the help of his ex-??? to get into his apartment

warnings: none (i think)

a/n: unfortunately, there are too many pics so pls await pt2 😙

[masterlist] [requests]

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y/n.hamilton

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y/n.hamilton guess who's backkkkkk....IT'S BRITNEY B*TCH 👀✌️

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user1 omg omg omg omg GUYSSSSSS i have been waiting for this day the entire year... SHE'S FINALLY BACK IN MONACO!!!

user2 i'm also in monaco rn, istg the stars are alinging for me to meet her !!!! 🤩 user 3 BRUHHHHH i wish that was me 😃😃😃 user4 i wonder why she's back though? user5 idk yk maybe to go see HER BROTHER WHO LIVES IN MONACO MAYBE???? 🙄

user6 i hope she hangs out with all the other drivers 😍 she wasn't at any of the gps this year

user7 i mean they're not really her friends, besides she was really busy this year user8 DID YOU JUST SAY THEY'RE NOT HER FRIENDS??? user7 i mean she's not the one driving in f1 is she 😐 user9 brother was not here for the grid x y/n shenanigans back in the 2010's user10 her and mark absolutely roasting the crap out of fernando and jenson for the grid penalty is still comedy gold user11 she basically adopted the entire grid after 2016, they're her babies 🤨 LIKED by maxverstappen1

lewishamilton i was not made aware of this????

y/n.hamilton sorryyyyy late flight arrangements???? 🥺👉👈 lewishamilton ok but where are you staying. i'll cancel it, you can just stay in my apartment y/n.hamilton no it's ok, i'm already staying with a friend :D lewishamilton wait whO lewishamilton don't IGNORE ME I KNOW YOU'RE STILL ONLINE user12 y/nnnnn 😭😭😭 user13 your honour they're literally the cutest yet most sibling siblings ever like girlie pop 🥲

user14 anyone else like see the nico rosberg like...or was that just me?

user15 ??? user14 ok maybe it was just me... lewishamilton what....? user16 bro's going detective mode now

friend1 Y/NNIEEEEE PLS GET ME SOME MORE CHOCOLATE FOR THE CAKE

y/n.hamilton shhhhhh you're ruining it already bro friend1 oopsie oh yeah, i forgot he actually follows you lmfao y/n.hamilton 💀 girlie plsssssss get some brain cells friend1 you stole all of mine :P user17 🤨🤨

-> instagram

y/n.hamilton

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y/n.hamilton roscoe with his favourite auntieeee ❤️

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user18 GIRLIE AINT FOOLING ANYONE FOR A SECOND, WHO IS THAT MAN IN THE SECOND SLIDE

user19 wait what???? ur kidding, ur kidding - i am not seeing no man there? user20 roscoe's looking extra cute today ☺️ user21 him in that last slide looking at y/n is devious side eye user22 @/user18 BROTHER I GOT U, THERE IS NO WAY THAT'S Y/N'S LEG user23 also y/n would not be caught dead wearing chinos in bed, it's def a man 👀

user24 OK BUT THE REAL QUESTION IS WHO??? CAUSE LEWIS IS IN PARIS SO....

user25 nahhh it's for sure whoever y/n's seeing, no way would lewis let a random stranger near his child user26 i thought y/n's been single for a while??? she got a new boo? user27 idk maybe, i mean she's been pretty out of the spotlight this year, i wouldn't be surprised

user28 ARE WE JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE NICO ROSBERG LIKE???

user29 NO CAUSE LIKE HE ALSO LIKED HER LAST POST, ANDDDD THIS IS LIKE THE FIRST TIME POST-BROCEDES FALLOUT 😨 user30 guys i think lewis might just implode if he thinks that's nico rosberg sitting with roscoe user31 seeing by his silence, i think he already has...

maxverstappen1 can charles, lando i swing by after padel practice 😄 we wanna say hi

y/n.hamilton to me or the baby? 😔 maxverstappen1 im not abandoning my grid mum like this 🤨 only lando would, considering he's ruining the wdc narrative arc right now user32 y/n and max in 2016 was peak, especially after spain 😭 AHHHHHHH I MISS HER AT THE PADDOCK SO MUCH landonorris you snooze you lose verstappen, but i would also never abandon y/n :( y/n.hamilton lando.... landonorris i let him have the padel point mother 🥲

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😚Zoom Zoom Mama G has posted again!!!

HOPE YALL ENJOY THIS ONE AND I HOPE ITS NOT TO BAD….(You’re older than branch but younger than Floyd btw😌)

Family Reunion||Brozone x Sister Reader

Warning:Angst and Mild Cursing

Word Count:1.3k

Other:It’s kinda proof ridden😝✌️

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You knew JD wasn’t always the best brother, but you didn’t expect for it to go like this…

“It’s called BRO-ZONE meaning BROS not GALS” JD said angrily at the h/c haired troll. “So youre saying just because I'm a girl I can’t be in the band. I’m basically the damn melody John.” you loudly yelled at him clearly pissed at how your brother didn’t want you to ruin brozone. “It has to be perfect and the name is perfect for bros. MAYBE IF YOU WERE PERFECT IT COULD WORK, BUT YOU’RE JUST A FUCKING MISTAKE FOR THE BAND” he yelled at y/n tired of her shit. He didn’t mean to totally call her a mistake, but it was too late. She already ran to her room in the shared pod, crying her eyes out and muttering small complaints. All the brothers stood with their mouths agape from witnessing the scene. “John what the hell,” Bruce said, holding the blue decorated egg with blue hair sticking out. “You just called her a damn mistake” “Maybe she is and it would be best if she left….The band is almost there and she’ll just get in the way.” John said it as if he was hoping y/n would leave to save the band for the family harmony. After John said that all the brothers left the area with sour and disapproving faces. Ignoring him till later that night.

It was now 2:34am and fast paced footsteps were heard around the pod waking John up from his humble sleep. He groggily dragged himself out the bed and headed towards the noise and found his three brothers and branch’s egg sitting in the living area. “What’s going on and why are you guys up so early.” John said, kinda annoyed from losing his beauty sleep. “Y/n left” Clay said barely above a whisper. “Huh,” John asked again, not being able to hear Clay. “Y/N FUCKING LEFT” Clay bursted as his tears started pooling his eyes. “You drove our sister away because of your stupid and glorious dream. Now she’s out in the wilderness by herself and we don’t know if she’s alive or dead.” John felt his whole body freeze and run cold. Did he fuck up or was it just you overacting? Before Bruce could add in to the statement, John wasted no time in leaving to go put on his jacket and shoes ready to go find y/n. He left out the door after he finished getting dressed, without a word to his brothers.

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{Y/n’s POV}

I woke up in a cold sweat, absolutely drenched from the wrenched nightmare of your older brother. My mind has been messed up recently ever since my eventful trip to mount ragous.

FLASHBACK

“It’s some kind of love”

A voice rang through the area. It was so soft, but with a familiar melody.

“It’s some kind of fire”

It was my part? But sung by someone different. An angelic voice.

“I’m already up, but you lift me higher”

But that’s when it hit you..it was your brothers with a now full grown relationship saving Floyd.

TIME SKIP DONE

{2nd POV}

After your brothers and those two mystery girls brought Floyd back, you couldn’t help ,but feel nothing but relief and a little wave of nervousness. All five of your brothers were standing right there together but the time just didn’t feel right for you. You wanted to go hug and celebrate with them, but you just felt disappointed and angry at them for not trying to find you. Without a word you started walking away, but caught what now sounds like a grown man spruce saying “How about we all celebrate at Vacay island this weekend.” You then had an idea set up perfectly for this Family Reunion.

{Y/N POV}

I sighed heavily as I parked my motor beetle in front of this big resort looking restaurant. “I hope they aren’t too mad to see me” I told myself, trying to hype myself up from all the nerves. As I step foot into the resort I see this tall yellowish woman at the bar, so I head over to ask her where the boys may be. “Umm excuse me…can you help me” I asked her in my nice bright tone. “Of course hun! What can I help you with and by the way you can call me Brandi” she exclaimed, clearly being an extroverted person. “Well you see I’m here looking for my brothers and i’m kinda here to reunite with them after basically being away for 22+ years” I say not trying to sound crazy or out of the ordinary. “Ok well what are their names?”Brandi asked me as she took out a notepad ready to write them down, assuming that it was more than one. “Well to start off it’s John Dory for the first one and Bru-” “Is that them?” she pointed to a corner before quickly apologizing for cutting me off. I was literally stunned when I saw all of them bonding and getting along like we were little kids again. I guess Brandi picked up on my distressed and nervous face that she offered and said” If it makes you any better I can go with you for emotional support” She says tucking a burgundy loc behind her head. “I would like that very much”I say releasing some pent up air that I didn’t know I had.

As Me and Brandi walked to the corner it felt like time was slowing down and my breaths were getting shorter by the second. I was trying to calm myself down in my mind, but I was brought out by Brandi speaking. “Um hi y'all sorry to interrupt, but you guys had a little surprise that decided to drop in today.” As on cue I stepped from behind Brandi with nothing but hope and fear in my chest.

“Who’s that?” Bruce said as he looked at the familiar troll. “If you wanted an autograph you could’ve asked us” John laughed as he pulled out a notepad and passed it around to each of the brothers to sign. “Are you guys kidding me?” I exclaimed, wondering if they were joking or not. Every single last one of them looked at you with a dumbfounded expression. “After leaving, you guys clearly forgot me” I said with tears in my eyes as i couldn't believe that they forgot me. “It’s me Y/n…. but I guess you guys didn’t care” I bitterly laugh as I see the visible expression changes on them except Branch. Guess John got what the fuck he wanted” I said getting ready to leave, but felt a hand gently catch mines, stopping me from leaving in the progress. Before I could turn around, I was pulled into a hug by a pink and white haired troll. “We could never forget you n/n” Floyd said genuinely. Slowly one by one the others hugged me except JD and branch.

Me and JD stared at each other as if we were to look away, we would die. Jd cleared his throat before saying “Umm are you good” while giving you that charming smirk. If looks could kill, JD would be dead right now. “That’s all? No sorry or are you ok sis.” I say starting to get angry. “Just be glad I'm happy to see you.” “Or what Jd” I said, letting a few tears fall. “You wanna know how tired I am from fighting with you. I bet Branch didn't even know he had a sister till now.” I advertise my hand to point at a shocked Branch. “But when I want my older brother to show me affection and let me be apart of the group it’s a fucking problem.” I say getting tired of his mess. “I don’t care no more JD. I will really walk out of this resort and leave again if that’s what you want.”I said, grabbing my helmet from the nicely made table. When Jd just stared at me I knew he meant it. So therefore without any words I got out of there and left. But before I did I said….

“So much for a Family Reunion….Hope we meet again, but on better conditions.”

IF YOU WANT A PT.2 WITH FLUFF LMKKKKKK!!!!!

[tea-and-secrets]

I've been on SSRIs for about a year and while it's great that I'm not as depressed and less socially anxious it has taken a steel pipe to my sex drive. it's really annoying. I can cum, it just takes a really long time and it feels like 25% as good.

A couple weeks ago, I started jerking off mostly bc I was bored at around 9 pm. About half an hour goes by and I'm like huh this is taking even longer than usual. and then time keeps passing and now it's been hours and I'm not even really that horny mentally anymore but I'm just really annoyed sick of prozac's shit and like it's about the principle now. I am not going to bed until I cum.

it ended up taking until 2 in the morning. It was only slightly better than usual, considering I just unintentionally edged for 5 hours straight. I'm laying there in lucidity, my hands are pruny, I'm sweaty enough that the fitted sheet below me is damp, my phone is nearly dead for the third time, and there is a small headache brewing. I decide to go to the bathroom.

I stand up and make it about halfway to the door before I get that low-iron-like wooziness. my vision starts to blur,and everything sounds muffled save for a loud ringing. I'm like oh ok I'll just brace myself for a bit so I lean against the wall. My vision goes completely and then I hear a distant thud. It took me a minute to put together that I had passed out and fallen completely flat on my face onto the floor, just like tipped forward like a cartoon, shaking the whole house at 2 in the morning. I hang out face down on the floor processing this for a bit before sheepishly getting up and going to the bathroom and washing my hands and stuff. I live with my parents so if the loud crash had woken them up I could have had to explain myself but thankfully it did not lol. I think I just fainted because my heart rate was so high for so long and I was also most likely not drinking enough water

so yeah that's the story of how I once jacked off so hard I passed out ✌️

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[frozenjokes]

Buy The Stars - MARINA / TimeLoopPrison AU Animatic Script

if the companion pieces to the first ever get finished I’ll replace them lol / also ao3 link

You bought a star

In the sky tonight

(Top down) Cub running along with some kind of apparition in the woods. Pan up to the stars and the sky. It’s winter for the vibes

Because your life is dark

Cub is framed in the dark, struggling to keep up with his ghost. His is existence is pretty joyless and this is a skill issue but at least he’s doing something about it.

And it needs some light

A blackberry bush is in focus in front of Cub’s face, who is looking on in some kind of wonder. He gets one good thing. The ghostie is gone

You named it after me

Abrupt cut to a shriveled bush with Cub’s face still behind it. Back to being joyless ✌️ also emaciated and covered in sculk. oops.

But I'm not yours to keep

Pan out to Cub surrounded by police and flashlights in the dead of night. Instead of snow, the ground is mostly sculk.

Because you'll never see

That the stars are free

Cub is apprehended, but he fights like hell. He is very expressive in his last proclamation.

Oh, we don't own our heavens now

Through a window, you see Cub being restrained by multiple doctors until his is sedated.

We only own our hell

Cleo is revealed as our POV, she narrows her eyes in thought.

And if you don't know that by now

Then you don't know me that well

(Abrupt head on shot from a wide angle) Cleo and Cub are cell neighbors. Through the bars, Cleo is speaking to Cub, who is mostly unresponsive. Most of the sculk is gone. Cleo is friendly and the conversation is one sided but light hearted.

All my life, I've been so lonely

All in the name of being holy

(Same angle but on the time loop space ship. Cub and Cleo are in their respective beds) Cub is speaking like the miserable little man he is. He would rather die than be this vulnerable but things happen to you in prison man.

Still, you'd like to think you know me

Cub challenges Cleo, who rolls their eyes.

You keep buying stars

Cleo teases Cub, who doesn’t look amused

And you could buy up all the stars

Back to Cub walking around in da woods. His form is difficult to parse under all the sculk

But it wouldn't change who you are

Close up on his silly little face

You're still living life in the dark

Back to the space ship, Cub is saying this to Cleo, >:( about it

It's just who you are, it's just who you are

Cub accuses Cleo on the first line. (The angle changes to focus on Cleo) Cleo, not taking him seriously, says the same words back.

You bought a star

(From the same angle, Cleo is human in a doctor’s office) Cleo is staring dead eyed at something we can not see.

In the sky tonight

They’re holding a treatment plan for the late stage cancer that’s going to wreck their shit in a few months. There is very little they can do.

And in your man-made dark

(Top down view of some kind of ritualistic bloody torture room. idk man. A table is framed in the middle. Don’t forget the meat!) On the table is a stranger in a hospital gown with a dagger through their chest. Cleo is holding the dagger lololol. The blood from the stranger is leaking off the table and onto the floor where some kind of sigils are drawn.

The light inside you died

The stranger opens their eyes. Notably, Cleo looks ragged and pale and the Meat Bucket is rotten.

Oh, we don't own our heavens now

Cleo, still human looking, is stitching closed a suspiciously dagger shaped chest wound on themself. The injury is not bleeding, in fact, the inside looks pretty black and dead.

We only own our hell

She scratches something on her face and uh oh. the skin comes off. (<- bad)

And if you don't know that by now

Cleo’s phone is blowing up with texts from the same person.

Then you don't know me that well

Her fist (looking BAD) (melting 😬) comes down on the side table, knocking her phone off it.

All my life, I've been so lonely

All in the name of being holy

Back on the spaceship Cleo is FUCKING PISSED‼️

And still, you'd like to think you own me

(Top down view of their beds) Cleo is yelling at the ceiling. Cub follows her view looking :T

You keep buying stars

Cub speaks softly, looking down. he dgaf

And you could buy up all the stars

Cleo holding a dagger over their head With Intention, framed by the night sky but like… she’s in her dungeon.

But it wouldn't change who you are

Someone is yelling at her (greeng) in prison. She is upset. Reasonably. But she also committed several murders so like….

You're still living life in the dark

Cleo is speaking to Cub, accusatory.

It's just who you are, it's just who you are

Cleo says the first line, and Cub, not facing her, repeats it back, unconcerned.

Yeah, you know

only

how to

own me

You know

only

how to

own me

Scar enters the picture. Compilation of him breaking in and dying a lot lol. At least one Cleo kill and one Cub kill. They get along in the end. Scar is still Unwell

You're buying stars to shut out the light

Brief pan across Scar’s troubled childhood.

We come alone and alone we die

(Younger) Scar looses some kind of person behind a wall, cut to him taking cover as the ship explodes.

And no matter how hard you try

Smoke clears as Scar lip syncs desperately on the prison space ship, particularly concerned with food

I'll always belong in the sky

Cub and Cleo give each other a kind of bewildered look.. like damn do we sound like that…

there’s an instrumental section here I’m just gonna ignore

And you could buy up all the stars

Loop 16, Scar walks into the safe room to be presented with a little plush buddy made by Cub and Cleo.

But it wouldn't change who you are

Cleo is telling an animated story while Scar and Cub lay on the same bed, settled in and smiling

You're still living life in the dark

Cub and Cleo laying together, side by side. Probably will be misconstrued as romantic but they’re just unbreakably bonded by the circumstances of their shared misery. Scar might also be here just sprawled entirely over both of them but he’s zzzzzzzz

It's just who you are

Cleo speaks to Cub, smiling.

It's just who you are

Cub smiles as well, repeating the sentiment

It's who you are, it's who you are

The cast going through their worst moments to one of their better ones; Cub in the woods all sculked up to him with the puzzle box, putting the very pin in while Cleo tries to stop him. Confetti comes out one end. Scar is in good spirits

It's who you are, it's who you are

Cleo with their skin falling off 0/10 to her with Scar, either teaching him to use the human keyboard or some sort of English so he can get the basics of literacy in a space he can not read the language. Cub is there like 👍

It's who you are, it's who you are

Scar all bloody and shit from having his face blown off kinda whoops to Scar sitting with Cleo and Cub, the humans eating their meal while Scar’s plush ‘eats’ and Scar watches, all of them in good spirits.

It's who you are, it's who you are

I’m not usually above spoiling my fic but this would be the very ending so… I’ll keep it a secret for now

[the-kr8tor]

KATY- imagine this. Two idea✌️

Tasm Peter Parker bc it occurs to me New Yorkers either love or hate spiderman. Aside from the Bugle who else wants to take pictures of spiderman, fans. So I give you Peter sneaking up on r in costume after seeing them with their camera out.

He swung by pretty quickly but they managed a decent photo and thus slow burn ✨️friendship✨️ They both geek out over photography and Peter is lowkey their model (Imagine how estatic you would be to know spiderman of all people loves something just as much as you do). He shows them secluded spots knowing they would never exploit them for money or fame or whatever else.

R actually keeps all of their adventures with Pete a secret. A box of poloroids, prints, and so forth under their bed or smth cliche like that. A bonus to me is if they were in a bet to see who could capture spidey on camera and that's why they were out stalking following him around in the first place.

Prowler Hobie from another dimension. Hear me out, with a spiderperson r who's with our Hobie. Now it's not a love triangle type thing, it's just important to the plot.

R is sent to P Hobie's dimension on a mission from Miguel. Anomaly is captured, it's just another tuesday when out pops P Hobie who is not pleased to see another masked amateur trying to fight crime under the guise as "spiderman". He basically thinks they're a doppleganger until r stupidly says "Hobie?" mid battle.

R's confusion because 'huh it's my dork but emo' and P Hobie is 'my dead lover but not really?' He's quick to catch on to the dimesion hopping bc r does what his r did but in reverse?? He's also smart, that's our pookie.

They talk after calling a truce. R is stupid again bc she doesn't think sharing certain information is bad bc 'my pookie, what could he do wrong' He can do wrong, very wrong. I also excuse it with our Hobie's been off on missions for awhile so she misses him and P Hobie fills the void (NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR I CONDONE BUT PEOPLE HAVE FLAWS OK!?).

P Hobie has been working some time travel tech and r was the missing piece to completing it. So imagine r's surprise when on another mission they see him. R then realises what he's trying to do thus we have a spot 2.0 (Aka, trying to stop his r from dying).

They brawl literally in every other dimension but they can never best one another. When r finally gets a handle on the situation their watch breaks and P Hobie's device is dead too so now they both have to beat each other to the necesary tech to get back to where they need to be (...in my version they land in Gotham- the spiderman-dc crossovers have gotten to me).

All thoughts I had today :) anyway- how are you my lovely scrumdiddluptious pookie dookie bear?? 🤗

The first one is so soft aisnkwsjjqisjns I could just imagine peter photo bombing R with a lil ✌️ lol

Ahhhhh R is actually friends with Peter?!!! That's so cute! I bet Peter's having the time of his life hearing how R gushes about spider man lol

THE SECOND ONE 😲😲😲 Noooo friends to enemies! 😭 Our Hobie would go berserk when he finds out his R is missing in an unspecified dimension (cue batman and his robins helping out R mayhaps?) here's to p hobie redeeming himself 🥂 please?

I'm good, my sweet angel muah muah 😘 how are you?

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Vent post ✌️

Tw: suicidal thoughts, SH

(Be safe, don't read this if it'll hurt you. I'm not trying to bring anyone else down.)

Im really struggling right now. My mental health has been declining for awhile and ever since some specific events went down, depression has been kicking my ass.

Its so frustrating because I was having a pretty good day today but a moment without distractions in the dead of night has ner been kind to me and I'm crashing. Tw

I want to kill myself. I don't wanna be here. I want to stop hurting. I want everything to stop being so painful. I don't want to get out of bed and I don't want to keep acting like I'm fine when im really not.

I miss cutting myself. And I feel sick thinking about it but I also crave the feeling. I've been clean of SH for over 3 years now I think but it's so difficult to be proud of that when I feel like I'm suffocating. I want to slice into my thighs and relax as the tension bleeds out of me.

Believe me, I think about the progress I've made mentally and it makes me feel good most times. But at the end of the day I can't help but feel like there's only so many rock bottoms I can hit before I go insane.

-Rhodney (he/she/xe)

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UPPERCUT

(a/n) This is my first fanfic I've ever wrote I hope you guys like it. I also wrote this on my phone so if the setup is ass I apologize. If y'all have asks about the punisher or moon knight feel free to send them in ☺️.

I don't own these characters or the gif but they sure do own me. Okay I'm gonna let you go now sails out ✌️.

Content Warnings ⚠️

•There isn't any smut sorry, but there is a kiss at the end (I've never been kissed so if it reads bad I apologize in advance), Frank being a dick. Frank training you and giving you a few love taps. Cussing, bruises, knife violence. Mentions of violence to the reader. Sorta knife play if you squint.

• she/her pronouns are used for the reader, the reader is in her 20s the reader is awkward which is a warning all its own.

Synopsis- you are micro's niece and one of the only people that know he's alive besides frank who you have a crush on and is also training you to protect yourself.

You have a small crush on frank castle. Okay it's not a small one and, truthfully you don't know why. It could be because your stuck in a hideout with him or because the man looks like he's carved out of stone. You also can't look at the man with out blushing so you try to keep to yourself and you do thanks to your uncle David. He spared you the details but, your able to continue college online. And with your final coming up the stress alone kept you out of his and Frank's hair.

You sit cross legged on the cot you call a bed with notebooks, pins and your laptop around you. It looked like a academic summing circle and part of you wished it was so you could pass your final and be able to relax for the first time in weeks. You hear your uncle walk up to you as you scribble notes in one of your notebooks.

"Y/n kiddo I think you need to take a break." Scoffing you look up at him. " I think if I stop now I'll never finish." Spotting the second cup of tea in his hand you made a grabbing motion towards it. David smirked and handed the cup to you. "Look just take a break for a minute or two and come sit in the control room with me and frank. We have something to tell you anyway." Taking a nervous sip of the chamomile you begrudgingly get up from the cot. Last time he said that he brought frank back half dead.

The concrete floor sends a cold shock to your bare feet. you cursed yourself for not putting on socks. After sitting down you rolled side to side in a office chair releaving some nerves. You cleared your throat "What is it you want to tell me? Are you leaving again?" Dave sits with a grunt and shakes his head. "Where not leaving kiddo but, frank brought something up and, I unfortunately can't argue it." Frank leans against the wall nodding along to your uncle's words.

" Damn right you can't, look princess if your gonna stay here you need to defend yourself." Frank's gruff words hit you like a wave then the panic set in. "I-i What? I thought you said they wouldn't see me as a threat?" You look at your uncle. Frank scoffs "is that what you told her Dave?" Your uncle pinches the bridge of his nose " I told you where well hidden here frank bu-" frank cuts him off " there will come a day when they find us and they won't hesitate to put a bullet in her brain or torture her."

Frank's statement made you feel queasy but, you knew he was right. Dave spun his chair towards him. "yes frank I'm aware look, I'm not trying to argue just, don't break my niece." You can feel Frank's eyes on you "you worry to much Dave I'm not gonna hurt her." You trusted frank even though he was scary sometimes but, he unfortunately did have a point. "I'll do it if it'll give you peace of mind." Dave spins around to you and pats your hand "it would, and you'll be okay." You had a feeling that he was saying that to himself instead of you.

a deep chuckle made its way to your ears "all right put some shoes on and let's get to it times-a-wasting." Dave shakes his head and checks the cameras. "Ya know I think he likes arguing." You sit the cup of tea on the desk and give your uncle a hug. "yeah he seems like the type."

Walking back to your cot you thew on your sneakers and your hair into a bun. Your nerves returned so you tried to stall for a bit and tidy up your space.

Frank walks up behind you. "All right come on, I know your scared but, you need to do this for your safety." You turn to him and look him in his eyes for a moment. A blush was warming up on your face. " Frank all I ask is that you don't break my hands I need them for school." He gives a wry laugh and looks you up and down. "I'll try to go easy. Now come on." He grabs your arm and walks you to the area he usually works out in.

Luckily for you he started you off easy on a old punching bag, But after the morning turned into the afternoon it turned to you and him having a boxing match. You managed to land a couple punches. They didn't stop frank and now you where convenience the man was made out of stone. You could feel a bruise starting to form where frank would get you if your arms weren't low enough. And your adrenaline was quickly leaving you.

You get into your stance and land a punch. It connects with a crunch to Frank's nose. He grunts and shakes his head a little" Atta girl princess that's how you throw a punch ." You where proud of yourself for starting to learn but, you also felt bad for hitting him. "Sorry about your nose i-" he cut you off.

"don't be sorry because they won't. There is something I'm gonna teach you tomorrow so be ready for anything when you wake up." You rubbed your newly bruised up knuckles thinking for a moment. "What do you mean by that?" He sighs and gives a small pat to your cheek. " It means be ready y/n, come on you need water and rest." Following frank to the kitchen, nerves that plagued you in the morning came back. What was he gonna do to you tomorrow?.

Standing by the fridge he tossed you a water. " So how's college going?"

"College makes me wanna pull my hair out." You take a sip of water. He gives a chuckle "That bad huh, Dave said you where stressed." He scans you again. You quickly looked anywhere but frank a blush forming again. "Yeah I have to write a 15 page essay, I think my professor wants to kill me." He leans against the counter and crosses his arms. " He sounds like a dick" you sigh "yeah he is maybe you can shoot him or something for me." He smirks gives a tut at your response and walked up leaning into your ear

" Careful what you wish for" Him being that close to you gave you Goosebumps and made your stomach do flips. You tried too say something but he walked away before you could. That's when you decided to go to bed and try not to think about how close he was to you.

You woke up to something cold at your neck and a hand against your mouth. It was dark except for the dim light of the computer screens. "Don't make a sound or you'll wake up your uncle got it." Frank's voice was gruff and cold as he whispered . You give a small nod. Fear and adrenaline pumping through out your body.

Before you could blink frank had drags you off the cot and has your hands pined behind your back. Knife still at your throat. " Do you think you get out of this hold?" He whisperers to you. A couple seconds go by as you try to clam down and figure out how to get out of his hold. He jerks you closer to him. " I asked you a question." You don't know what comes over you. Maybe it was fight or flight. All you could think about was getting away from the knife he had against you. you stomp on his foot as hard as you could.

It makes him stumble back getting the knife away from you finally. Spinning around you started throwing blind punches two landed on what you guess was his chest. The butt of the knife bounces off your bruised side with a thwack sound. A loud grunt came from you as pain started to throb in that spot. Frank grabs you by your hair and points the knife at your back. "Your gonna have fight harder then that, Trust me a pretty thing like you they won't hesitate to cut-" the lights being turned on cut frank off.

"FRANK WHAT THE FUCK!" Dave screeches. You can feel Frank to turn to answer him. And it give you the opportunity to turn around. Your fist connects with the underside of Frank's jaw. Throwing his head back and loosing the grip on the knife. You grabbed the knife and hold it to his throat this time. Frank gives you a smile "good job that was a helluva punch."

Your uncle looks at the both of you in disbelief. "Okay you know what no, just no I can't deal with this, I'm gonna go for a drive and when I get back where gonna have a serious talk." He Storms off to the van.

You look at frank " did I really do good? Was all you asked him. He takes the knife from you and nods "yeah you did great." He pats your shoulder and leads you to the kitchen. The rest of the morning was a bit awkward knowing that your uncle was probably gonna get into a shouting match with Frank.

You sat next to him pecking at bowl of cereal with your spoon. You clear your throat " I uh frank I just wanna say thanks for teaching me." He turns to you. His leg brushing against yours. "You sound like that's gonna be the end of it?" You look at him dumbfounded "considering what Dave woke up to today your probably in trouble and i-"

he cuts you off again "Hey I don't give a fuck what Dave says, you can't stop now especially after this morning. And if I'm already in trouble then this won't matter." Frank pulls you closer to him and crashes his lips into yours. melting into him a small moan escaped. You can feel him smile once he heard it. Urgeing him to kiss you harder. You didn't want it end but, couple seconds later you both let up for air. His forehead pressed against yours. Your head and lips tingling realizing that frank had kissed you. "W-what was that for?" He let out a small chuckle " You're too damn cute for me not too princess."

[s0ul-j0k3r]

hey man I seen that you're writing for rdr2 now so I thought id make a request :)

could you write a polish reader that has crooked teeth please? they usually get along with everyone, and has huge alcohol tolerance please?

if this is too much just polish,

they're best friends with sean and whenever Sean is rescued and the party happens, Sean kisses the reader and confesses even though they have a s/o ? readers flattered but pushes him away

the thing is their s/o sees it

Sorry it took me so long to write this! Trying to catch up onto TWD! There won't be any Polish language in this only because I don't know Polish ✌️🧍 and I'm not gonna use Google Translate only because it takes to long to explain.

Also thanks Anon because it feels so nice writing again!

Holy shit, I'm experiencing the worst of the worst. I'm not dead which is a cheer, but I'm sick meaning sitting on my ass in bed for 24 hours with lack of motivation to write, but I'm sucking it up just to write it for you anon. So please consider it a gift, and I'm sorry if it may be terrible. (Also I'm sorry but it will just be Polish 🧍)

𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙂𝙉 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙎𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙈𝙖𝙘𝙜����𝙞𝙧𝙚

𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂(𝙎): Language, drinking (and omg I just felt terrible because I'm watching TWD, (Season 4 episode 2 or 3)), non-confident reader, injuries, death, violence, weapons, usage of They/Them for reader, probably terrible writing, there isn't any actual wordings from the game.

Story will happen under the cut!

It felt empty and quiet without the loud, cheerful Sean MacGuire, always lighting up the mood.

You've felt saddened lately to the disappearance of him. Most to the reason he was your bestfriend for that matter. You guys always shared stories to eachother, ride through Valentine to the saloon for a drink, confusing eachother with you speaking Polish and him speaking in a more thick accent giving yourselves a laugh, etc.

To the point where Micah decides to be an ass and always call you guys all sorts of names: "Lovebirds!", "What a cute couple!", I mean all sorts. (Except my mind doesn't know anymore.)

You knew him best out of all of the group in the first place.

"MacGuire," that name has caught your attention, jolting your head up to see Dutch speaking to the gang, "has been gone for far to long now and we know that, but we will search for him.", you walked on over quickly, Charles coughed gathering Dutch's attention, explaining where he might know where his is.

(I completely forgot what that place was called.)

"Alright, then we'll head tomorrow. I want you four up early tomorrow. Who knows what they'll do to him." Pointing towards Javier, Charles, Arthur, and you. The minute he announced you, your stomach sunk, but beyond this point you would give anything up to get Sean back.

You gotta' admit that it was the longest night of your life.

"Y/N! C'mon! Get up, we gotta' get movin'!" Arthur calls out to you, you rushing up gathering your stuff.

Charles and Javier chatting away by their horses, seeing you rushing over. "Lets go." You sigh out. Leading your horse to your destination.

A good 20-35 minutes passed by before seeing a town, FULL of officers.

(I don't exactly remember (Yes I've done this part I just don't remember) how this goes.)

Fleeing your horses you guys hind behind a bush, Javier and Arthur taking out binoculars to see whats going on and to see where Sean is.

"There," Arthur points towards someone red headed enough to be Sean, "lets go."

(No, this will not add up to the fancy prancy dude, basically not adding up to the story.)

Sneaking over along an edge to keep eyes on Sean, "Me and Arthur will go around, you and Javier go down below and get those guys." Charles announced.

You nodded in reply and headed down with Javier to where some officers/guards were.

(HOLY SHIT, IT'S BEEN A FEW MONTHS! SO SORRY ANON!.)

Hand hovering your gun, just waiting for the right moment. Taking a glance, at Javier, (in which somehow) he acted out for you to take the first shot. (You somehow understood.)

Taking the weapon and aiming at the unknown guard in front of you, taking a deep breath before pulling the trigger. Obviously startling the other man beside him, but before he could take another breath Javier got to him first.

You cocked your head towards your destination at Javier, telling him, “Let’s go.”

You guys couldn't hear anything besides your feet dragging along the ground. Until it was stopped by hearing the sound of voices ahead.

Quickly shifting behind a rock, you peek over. You couldn't see anyone.

Complete silence fell,

"Where are they?" The unknown voices announced. What seemed to be Arthur peeking over, you had a quick sigh of relief.

(bro I'm fucking stuck, idk how to continue 😰)